1. What happened to the old version of the website?

It’s right here.

2. Where are all the games you used to host?

See Question 1.

3. Why did you change the website?

I’m starting to take game development more seriously now, so I wanted to make the Sinister Design website more of a proper developer’s website. I think this will help the gaming press take Sinister Design more seriously.

4. When are you going to finish the game–you know, that one game I’m waiting for you to finish?

Whichever game it is, the answer is the same: I have absolutely no idea.

5. I’m stuck on this one mission in one of your games…

I recommend checking the wiki–there is a Walkthroughs page that links to a walkthrough for every mission in every game we make. If you can’t find it there, check the forums.

6. Why won’t my game save?

If a Sinister Design game doesn’t save, it’s because you need to do this: right-click, open Settings, and set Flash’s local storage to Unlimited.

7. Will you have my children?

No–I can’t. I don’t have a womb. Unless you mean that you already have children, and you want to give them to me–in which case, the answer is still no.