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Title: King of the hill
Post by: Mopman on February 04, 2010, 01:43:06 PM
Well, you all know this game, and to start it off, i'll post something easy to beat. I capture the hill, and I have a army of ninjas guarding it. 

                      My Hill
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on February 07, 2010, 07:37:40 AM
I enlist the help of an army of murgos, a group of grolims and some Dagashi (Belgariad). The Dagashi assassinate you, the grolims devastate your army with sorcery and the murgos mop up the survivors. No-one escapes. MY HILL.The Dagashi become my bodyguards and I set the Murgos to guarding my hill, and the grolims become the leaders of the army and protect me and my army from sorcery.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Mopman on February 07, 2010, 12:52:48 PM
I come back as a skeleton. I build a space station and teleport the hill into it. I kill you and your army with one blast from my photon cannon. I have an endless army of robots guarding everywhere within a 100 lightyears of my space station. I build an anti teleportation shield.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on February 07, 2010, 01:19:02 PM
Your space station 'malfunctions' (A computer virus I sent, enjoy) and teleports the hill back down to earth, the blows up, killing you and destroying your army. I then enlist the help of the western kingdoms (Belgariad again) to guard it. And belgarath to protect it from sorcery.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Kaseke on February 09, 2010, 02:04:37 PM
I jump ontop of your head, and claim the hill to be my own.

My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: laserpants13 on February 10, 2010, 06:37:57 PM
I send an army of machete-wielding samurais to cut off steelfist's head, causing you to fall off, and him to die. I then station my samurais on guard. My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zhampir on February 10, 2010, 06:43:03 PM
I send an army of immortal ghosts and take over the hill. (hah beat that. [and don't you even think about calling Ghost Busters, I'm warning you XP])
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Kaseke on February 11, 2010, 08:58:25 AM
I take out a vacoom cleaner and "clean" up the hill. Then I take the hill and move it into a tree. After all this I make a theme park on it, which is named "Dead Cow Zoo"(c).
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: cyso on February 12, 2010, 03:03:06 PM
I hire a bunch of sniper with .50 cals. They shoot a few vital spots of all the attractions in the theme park, causing them to blow up. I then tell them to shoot you, take over the hill, and keep the snipers as guards.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Kaseke on February 12, 2010, 04:20:05 PM
I come back as a ghost and mindblast your ghosts to the sun, and then take your heart off your chest. O_O
I then reconstruct the teampark, and make it so it can never been destroyed. As the legal owner of the grounds, I too own the hill.

My hill
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: laserpants13 on February 12, 2010, 07:05:42 PM
I hire a crack team of lawyers, who do some digging and discover that the hill is zoned as a residential area only, and you failed to apply for a variance when constructing your theme park. They take you to court, sue the pants off you, and have you evicted from the hill. They then construct a flawless legal defense of the hill.

My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Kaseke on February 13, 2010, 04:31:22 AM
I hire my own attorney, who takes your lawyers out, and I get out of the court with 1240973$ inducement payment. I then get my zoo back, and own the hill again.

My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: KZ on February 13, 2010, 07:46:32 AM
Out you go, kivatti, as you're copyright enfringing here, 'cause "dead cow zoo(c)" was my original idea, which records prove to be true. Hence, the general populace finds out, gets angry, kicks you out and installs me as the rightfull owner of the zoo and the hill.

My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: cyso on February 13, 2010, 05:56:43 PM
I completely ignore the copyright laws and blow up everything on the hill with a cruise missile.
I then create my own Private Military Corporation and use the hill as a training ground.
All trespassers will be shot. All survivors will be shot again.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Kaseke on February 14, 2010, 02:37:03 AM
I teleport the hill to my own universe (here goes again) which no one but I can enter, and live there happily with my hill.

My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Mopman on February 14, 2010, 12:43:02 PM
Is this the apple tree universe? because if it is, i genetically modify the apples to explode if they are in the same galaxy as the hill or you. The apples destroy the universe and you and the hill. I rebuild the hill on earth, where i am elected president, take over the world in a kind dictatorship in which the poeple love me, excell our technology 200 billion years into the future, and have protection against everything from bannanas to viruses to rampaging zebras or lawsuits.

MY HILL
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zhampir on February 14, 2010, 12:54:31 PM
I use Flash Gordan's weird thing and follow the portal to where your hill is, unite everyone in the other universe against you, including your daughter, and take the hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: laserpants13 on February 14, 2010, 05:59:21 PM
However, your universe is extremely unstable, a brane collision causes it to collapse, and the hill is inexplicably transported back to its original location. As I am the one who was able to explain to the public what happened, I am given the hill as a token of appreciation.

My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Kaseke on February 15, 2010, 07:57:24 AM
As the universe I did never had any apples, no one of you ever got thr hill. Still

MY HILL
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Mopman on February 15, 2010, 11:04:15 AM
In that case, I attack your universe with army of robot gorrilas. and geurillas. You are taken hostage and killed, and I claim the hill with an army of said robots and freedom fighters.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Kaseke on February 16, 2010, 12:54:06 PM
The universe is still a place only I can enter, so... My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: cyso on February 16, 2010, 04:16:59 PM
When you teleported the hill to the other universe, you forgot to teleport me and my army off the hill. I launch a surprise against you and kill you. I then take over the universe where the hill is located.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Kaseke on February 17, 2010, 07:24:25 AM
I come back as a ghost and blast you and our army/robots off the hill. My hill
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Mopman on February 19, 2010, 01:34:03 PM
I create a time bomb and blow it up in your universe, as I had slipped it on the hill before you ever transported it to your universe. Your universe blows up, and I continue to my first option. (The whole president and dictator thing)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: algebra15 on February 21, 2010, 03:54:50 PM
I beast the crud out of you with X-wings and destroyer droids
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Mopman on February 21, 2010, 05:42:12 PM
I create a virus that turns all the droids on my side, and I wipe out the rebels.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: algebra15 on February 21, 2010, 07:09:27 PM
I take over with Pac-Man and Yoshi, who eat everything in sight.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zhampir on February 22, 2010, 01:25:31 AM
I send out a ghost that eats Pac-Man and Yoshi.
I then attach a teleporter to the hill, so anytime that somebody comes close to the hill it automatically teleports to a new habitable planet in the universe. (it's one freaking big stargate =P)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Kaseke on February 22, 2010, 06:00:15 PM
I destroy the teleporter by shooting it and push you down the hill. My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: algebra15 on February 22, 2010, 06:32:45 PM
I surround the hill with snipers that are actually sitting in another dimension, open one-way portals so that their bullets can go in but nothing can harm them, I snipe you off, eat a veggie burger, and teleport the hill to Helm's Deep, where 300 men and the extras that wanted to play elves are defending it.

My Hill
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zhampir on February 22, 2010, 06:34:53 PM
I bring an antimatter (is anybody else amazed that Firefox counts antimatter as a word?) gun and shoot you and your army exploding them in a tremendous amount of energy (as accordance with Super String Theory). My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: algebra15 on February 22, 2010, 06:36:51 PM
I use a Time Machine, and hire the Terminator to kill you. He does. Someone else's hill by default.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Frosty on February 22, 2010, 07:27:34 PM
I teleport 200 krogans (Mass Effect) to kill the terminator and take over the hill. My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Kaseke on February 23, 2010, 04:15:09 AM
I use a time machine, and go to the time when the hill was built, and buy it. I then get back to my own time as it's rightfull owner. My lawyers get you all off the hill, and you go to a prison for unauthorized residence.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Mopman on February 23, 2010, 07:24:42 AM
I capture the hill with an army of metroids and samus (metroid series) and get the legal rights to the hill in the future, past, or present.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Kaseke on February 24, 2010, 02:46:06 PM
I take you before the court for an assault towards me. You go to jale, while I get the rights for the hill back to me.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: cyso on February 24, 2010, 06:39:18 PM
I hire the mafia to kill you, the lawyers, the judges, the jury, and everyone involved with the court case. I then hire them to guard the hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zhampir on February 25, 2010, 12:12:15 AM
I blow it up with a mini nuke, killing all of your assassins, then I rebuild the hill using Aeonflux's grass.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Kaseke on February 25, 2010, 03:59:00 AM
I shoot you, and destroy the hill. I then make another to the other side of the universe. My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: cyso on February 25, 2010, 05:44:52 PM
I convince the people back on earth you are a hostile alien planning on destroying earth. They launch a massive strike on the hill using previously top secret technology. The people on earth give me the hill in gratitude. I then install defenses using futuristic technology. I also hire ghost busters to take out any annoying ghosts.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Mopman on February 26, 2010, 06:58:13 AM
I capture the hill with the help of Vaati (zelda minish cap) and use his magic to take, and then protect, the hill. MY hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zhampir on February 26, 2010, 03:56:38 PM
I rub the genie bottle and wish for the hill. My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Kaseke on February 27, 2010, 03:02:37 AM
The wish gets corrupted, and you get a normal hill with nothing to do with this thing. Also every other guys trying to take the hill are teleported there. When everyone else is gone, I go and take the hill. My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zhampir on February 27, 2010, 09:18:06 PM
um, pardon moi, mais, what keeps you from being teleported yourself?
2nd Wish, wishes that none of his wishes can be corrupted,
3rd and final wish, wishes to have indefinite control of the hill as described by the Subject King of the hill in the forum games of the general discussion of the general topic of the sinisterdesign forums which are owned by Craig Stern the creator of the Telepath series.
Hah, try to find a loophole in that with your teams of lawyers!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Ertxiem on February 27, 2010, 10:25:48 PM
Zhampir: you forget to claim it! So:
My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: KZ on February 28, 2010, 08:40:43 AM
Knock, knock. "Dead Cow Zoo" (C) is back!  I lure you with eternal promise of sleeping pills, set you up in a comfy cage, you agree to give up your control of the hill, and the Zoo gets working once more! My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Ertxiem on March 01, 2010, 07:03:10 PM
Ah! But that was just a trick from me!
I knew you would try the same old routine, but this time I was prepared! I'm deader than ever, so, my four stomachs are so decomposed that they can't hold any pills in them any more. I pretended I gave you the control because I knew that at night you would go to your room at the zoo to go to sleep. So, I used some very special dead cow butter under your room (you know, the one that's near the top of the hill).
I quietly get out of the cage (that you didn't lock because you though that the pills would do their work) and make a gentle push in your room, that slides down the hill.
Hence, now it's: my hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Mopman on March 05, 2010, 03:07:44 PM
I write you a fake letter saying that you should go visit your dead cow cousins. MY HILL!!!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zhampir on March 05, 2010, 03:18:49 PM
as you have no fortifications I walk up to you, tie you to the basket of a hot air balloon and release it. I then build a monumental castle and watch as you float away into the horizon. My hill.^^
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: cyso on March 05, 2010, 05:54:26 PM
Castles are so old school. I buy a few tanks and the walls come tumbling down. I keep the tanks around for protection, along with ghost-busters. My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zackirus on March 05, 2010, 07:13:28 PM
I Call Forth Luca (Luca Distracts and Kills the Ghost Busters)

I Also Call Forth EMP (Tanks stop working and explode)

Just You and Me.............. And MY Pokemons

[Everything Converts into Pokemon Graphics]

Grabs Pokeballs: :*Pokeman Battle Music Plays* "Go MAGNETON!" "Zuuuuuzoo"

'MAGNETON uses: lock-on' "Target Aquired"'
'Yogc uses: Forum Reply' "LOL that is wack"'

'MANGNETON uses: Zap Cannon "Sparkly"'
'Yogc uses: Telepath RPG "Attack Shadowlings" *Super Effictive*'

'MAGNETION uses: Explosion "3...2...1...BOOOM!"' *MAGNETION faints*
'Yogc uses: CryoBlast "Aghhhhhhhhh it Burns" *There is no target*

"Go Caterpie" *Nuhhuuuuh*

'Anonomous uses: Bug Zapper "ZAPPPPPP" *Not-very effictive*'
'Caterpie uses: String Shot "Sticky" *Yogc is trapped in a ball*'

'Go Ultraball'

Toooooep Dun duh .... Dun duh .... Dun duh ... Click!

!You just caught Yogc!

Yogc is a very active Pokeman. It likes to win prizes and it knows a lot about Telepath RPG. It can be seen writing on the forums most of its days. This pokeman is part of the Mechanics.

Would you like to give it a nickname?
No
It has been sent to box 3.

*KingZackIce Saved his game*

Canada's Hill Now
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: cyso on March 05, 2010, 07:21:28 PM
Well, I normally wouldn't do this, but I have to do what I have to do...
I unite all of your pokemon in the PC and use them to break out of the PC (should have bought Mac). I then have them all attack and kill you (or knock you out permanently). All of the pokemon like me now, so I hire them to guard the hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Ertxiem on March 06, 2010, 06:01:27 PM
I tell Team Rocket that Pikatchu is on the hill. They made up a plan and try to capture him. Chaos follows. You and Team Rocket are zapped far away. Soon after, Ash appears to collect Pikatchu and the rest of his pokemons and leaves immediately to a tournament.
Now, I can calmly go up and claim my hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Presentiment on March 06, 2010, 10:43:30 PM
All other contestants are convicted of mass murder.

The hill is confiscated and under investigation.

I happen to be the sheriff in charge of the investigation.

My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: cyso on March 07, 2010, 01:04:19 PM
I start a gang of outlaws who ride in and kill the sheriff and all of the police. We establish the hill as our hideout. My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Presentiment on March 07, 2010, 02:30:01 PM
Little do you know...

You put your magnet too close to your GPS and went to the wrong hill.

Still my hill...
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zackirus on March 07, 2010, 02:42:50 PM
Open up the space time continium and you and the hills are transported to the lava universe. You burn up while I take a shovel and take some of the dirt that is left from the base of the hills and transport it the the top detect middle base in Canada and guard it with the entire RCMP and military of Canada which is quite big. Canada's hill now :-)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Presentiment on March 07, 2010, 03:53:37 PM
I'm Canada's Secretary of the Interior.

My hill. 
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zackirus on March 08, 2010, 02:53:14 PM
No such thing. Even if their was it is our hill.

Canada's hill still
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Presentiment on March 08, 2010, 04:20:43 PM
I coup the government.

Mah hill naow.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: algebra15 on March 13, 2010, 06:32:17 AM
But then the Cult rises up and enslaves people's minds with the power of religion.

MY canada.

And my hill by default, because it's in Canada
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Ertxiem on March 13, 2010, 09:12:44 AM
I organize a rebellion to free Canada from the Cult and reinstall a democracy. That shouldn't take long, since the USA share a long border and like to fight wars with the democracy excuse (oops... this sounds nasty! >:) ). In the pre war negotiations, I managed to convince the USA that a certain tiny little hill was a holy place to all the dead cows and it was agreed that after the liberation of Canada, that hill will be under my control.
Now that the war is finished, I can claim: my hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: cyso on March 13, 2010, 11:45:55 AM
I put some forged letters in your suitcase that suggest you are planning on attacking the US. I tip them off, and they launch a massive counter attack and wipe you out. They give me the hill in gratitude.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zackirus on March 13, 2010, 03:59:06 PM
Little do you know that there was contact poision in the letters you sent yogc. Soon afer you get the hill, the poisions start to work on you and you die. While I am at it, I take Ertxiem's dead body and throw it into the Sun. Now the dang cow won't come back.

Canada's Hill Now
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: cyso on March 13, 2010, 04:09:09 PM
There are reasons I keep antidotes in my pockets. I almost die, but the antidote manages to barely save me. I then heal myself by using vengeance on everyone and everything on the hill. I hire an army of shadowlings, spriggats, and humans to guard the hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Presentiment on March 13, 2010, 04:17:22 PM
You are accused by the ICC of crime against humanity. You are prosecuted and electric-chaired. NATO then confiscates the hill and sanctions both the U.S. and Canada. Being Secretary-General of NATO, it is my hill now.

MY HILL
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: cyso on March 13, 2010, 04:43:19 PM
The electric chair has failed to kill its victims in the past. I just use vengeance once again. After I destroy the ICC and NATO, I rehire my army. My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Presentiment on March 13, 2010, 05:49:57 PM
You're in debt due to hiring your army, and JPMorgan Chase wants its money. In desperation, you sell the hill to them.
I am JPMorgan Chase's CEO.

My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Frosty on March 17, 2010, 06:45:06 PM
I teleport the hill to a place full of blizzards, and hire the SAS (with limitless money) to use their  heartbeat sensors (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oenHzTO4go) to find and kill you.

Go to 4 min in the video to see a heartbeat sensor.

EDIT: Added when heartbeatsensor appears in video.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Presentiment on March 17, 2010, 09:06:34 PM
Global warming thaws the hill.

Disgusted with their living conditions and inflation caused by your wealth, your guard quits, you are tried under international law for crimes against humanity, and convicted.

Due to your inflation, U.S. dollars are next to worthless. I use Kenyan money to buy U.S. money, and then, under an agreement with the U.S. government, burn millions of bills and halt the U.S. mint for ten years.

I am now rich thanks to deflation.

I buy the hill.

My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Frosty on March 18, 2010, 02:34:49 PM
Global warming isn't existent in the place where the hill was, and I have every kind of money.

MY HILL
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Presentiment on March 18, 2010, 04:16:08 PM
Stop taking LSD.

My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zhampir on March 19, 2010, 07:30:16 PM
Wish granted now you take it, lol.
While you're trippin' I kick you off the hill. my hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: KZ on March 19, 2010, 07:31:20 PM
I politely ask for the hill. Impressed by my politeness you hand me over the hill.
My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zhampir on March 19, 2010, 07:34:53 PM
I have girlscouts come to your door and have you sign here here here (a thousand signatures latter) I show you that you just signed a contract into a partnership in owning the hill. Our hill!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Presentiment on March 20, 2010, 12:12:27 PM
Zhampir needs to stop taking LSD, similar to Frosty.

KZ and I did not sign a written contract. I take the hill back.

Mah hill still.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zackirus on March 20, 2010, 12:29:54 PM
I call forth a 'Red Giant', which incinerates the earth and then it collapses upon its own gravity creating a black hole sucking the remaining debris into oblivion, little did people know that I was already in a parallel universe, with a sample of the hill. In this parallel universe, myself, a life time supply of Back Bacon and ice cream, a copy earth with no animals just plants exist, and a simple sun.

I then Take the sample of the hill up to Canadian Territory, and plant a Canadian flag in a sample of the Hill

Canada's Hill Now
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Presentiment on March 20, 2010, 12:46:48 PM
Thanks to Schrodinger's theory, because I died in that universe I do not perceive myself in that universe.

My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zackirus on March 20, 2010, 12:50:45 PM
That still means that you don't have the hill and I am still eating my back bacon

Canada's Hill Still
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Presentiment on March 20, 2010, 12:51:48 PM
No, it means you never affected me in any way and therefore I still have the hill.

My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zackirus on March 20, 2010, 03:02:58 PM
Just because its a theory doesn't mean its true. Einstein's theory that nothing can go faster than the speed of light is actually wrong.

But Anyway,

Instead I go back in time and prevent your parents from ever meeting each other. Thus, Erasing you from time Time Line Completely. So you never existed and its Canada's Hill Once Again. 
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Ertxiem on March 20, 2010, 09:15:43 PM
However, due to the fact that you are claiming hills for Canada and since you eliminated the existence of Presentiment, your post above makes no sense. In a few moments, some nice people, wearing white clothes come to pick you up. They dress you a shirt with quite long sleeves that strap in the back. You are taken away. Bye. I might visit you some day...
Now, that I'm alone, I can go uphill and claim: my hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Presentiment on March 20, 2010, 09:40:01 PM
You have no rights to the land. It is confiscated by the government, and put up for sale.

I buy it.

My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on March 22, 2010, 09:16:19 AM
I freeze time then go up to the hill. Then you can't stop me and I can do anything I want in frozen time (this is assuming that I can still control objects like Hiro of Heroes.)

My Hill stuck in one time so nobody can take it back!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zackirus on March 22, 2010, 09:42:51 AM
Billions of Years past and you simply die of bordom. Once time resumes again and a move the hill to Canada and guard it with Telsa Coils that are fuled by Nitorgen Gas, I also make it in a bomb proof sheleter.

Canada's Hill !
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on March 22, 2010, 11:15:10 AM
Nice, but you said the shelter was bomb proof, not the ground beneath it. I plant a load of bombs under the hill and destroy it. So now it's a crater. I claim it.

My Crater.

It's been quite a while now... still my crater.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zackirus on March 23, 2010, 06:50:00 AM
I fill in the crater with cement and you are still in the crater. I then take some new dirt and make a new hill.

Canada's Hill Now!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on March 23, 2010, 09:31:39 AM
No fortifications, I shoot you and then put a sign next to your grave saying your name is Norbert Frankleshtein. You believe it. Then you become one of those Ghosts that can't remember they're name so you become a (forgot the name, Luca explains it.) I claim the hill then put a mind control helmet on everyone. So you can't stop me. No need for fortifications. :)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zackirus on March 23, 2010, 09:36:20 AM
Even though I'm a Jinn I still attack you and kill you with my cryo blast. My hill Now! And since everybody is under the brain control helmet no need to do anything other than put tesla coils around the hill and a forcefield.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on March 23, 2010, 09:38:41 AM
Well I'm a ghost now so I can just float through the walls and kill you while your doing whatever Jin's do!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Presentiment on March 23, 2010, 07:40:40 PM
Rumors abound that the hill is haunted.

The Mythbusters prove not.

I buy the hill. Mah hill naow.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on March 24, 2010, 04:06:45 AM
I find Luca and she brings me back to life. I then become the dictator of the world. Then, I 'liberate' you from your hill. My Planet (including the hill.)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zhampir on March 24, 2010, 05:54:33 PM
I start to explain superstring theory to you. You, of course, dose off. I send you off on a rocket that has just enough fuel to get you to the site of the big crunch, where you are permanently stuck because the net force acting upon you is zero and you have no way to accelerate. My hill (until the universe collapses on itself, again [man, don't you hate it when that happens? lol])
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Presentiment on March 24, 2010, 11:14:11 PM
You have no legal rights to the land, according to the U.S. (where your hill and all other UFO's land), and due to the fact I am Zackirus's son and his will stated all his material belongings are transferred to me upon his death, I get the hill.

Mah hill, un-subtle jerks.  :)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on March 25, 2010, 12:33:43 AM
I die, I'm a ghost, I get brought back to life, then I kill you and steal the document for legal rights to the land.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zhampir on March 25, 2010, 12:41:56 AM
I have a professional check out these documents you present, they're found to be fake and I am given the hill. My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on March 25, 2010, 02:42:18 AM
I kill you and take over the hill.

Sometimes, you just have to go back to basics. :P
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Presentiment on March 25, 2010, 10:45:44 PM
You realize those documents had my siggy on them?

You never had any rights to the land.

EnEwaz.

You are arrested and held on no bail.

I get my stolen docs returned to me.

My hill un-subtle jerk. ;)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on March 26, 2010, 02:15:39 AM
Zackirus busts me out of jail and both me and him take the hill back to Canada. 50% Canada's hill, 50% my hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Presentiment on March 27, 2010, 12:50:51 PM
It's too heavy, and you fall unconscious, and wake up in a cheap suit in a court of limited jurisdiction.

As the defendant.

Mah hill still.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on March 27, 2010, 01:51:45 PM
We used cranes and other lifting equipment. Really, do you think we would just try to lift up a hill with our bare hands?

Still 50% my hill and 50% Canada's hill. So you'll have to deal with both of us to take the hill back. And, when one of us is in danger. The other will send some of their forces to aid.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Presentiment on March 27, 2010, 04:22:58 PM
You don't have any rights to the land.

Canada arrests the two of you and the hill is returned to me, much to the delight of the tabloids.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on March 28, 2010, 02:21:13 AM
We buy 51% of your hill then we move it back to Canada and the consensus rules in our favor.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: MikeW781 on March 28, 2010, 03:41:45 PM
I use my position as CEO of Fannie May, Fannie Mac, AIG, Toyota, and Chrysler to start a recession and your loan falls through, and you are forced to sell all of your land
I then use my bonus money, cough cough, i mean my stimulus money to buy the hill
MY HILL
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on March 28, 2010, 04:47:40 PM
i create improbability spheres over all locations (past present future and alternate dimensions) that the hill inhabits which causes the hill to be sent to an alternate plane of existence which only i am able to live in or access. seeing as this is an alternate plane of existence the laws of this universe are null and void so i have absolute control over EVERYTHING (including the weak and strong nuclear forces, gravity and that other force that nobody can remember)

MY HILL (for all eternity :P )
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Presentiment on March 28, 2010, 05:02:42 PM
You get everything wrong. It was still mike's hill.

Yellow media provokes public outrage against you, the government orders you fired and returns it to me, the last legal owner of the hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: MikeW781 on March 28, 2010, 05:21:59 PM
i was technically the last legal owner of the hill
My hill-forever
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on March 28, 2010, 05:39:02 PM
i eliminate the strong and weak nuclear forces holding presentiment's atoms together making him cease to exist. i then do the same for mikew. my plane of existence, my rules, MY HILL
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on March 29, 2010, 06:11:20 AM
You literally go mad with power and commit suicide. Then, the world is normal again and, since you didn't kill me and since the last owner of the hill died, I buy it and defend it.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: KZ on March 29, 2010, 07:33:34 AM
*knock-knock*
"who's there?" E-man
"the old owner of this place, you haven't noticed a dead cow around here now, have you?" KZ
"what?" E-man
"this is a zoo: the "Dead Cow Zoo"(c), see here?" KZ
"yes" E-man
"good, you'll be allowed to work as a janitor and focus pill provider in the meantime" KZ
"why, thank you very much!" E.man
"you welcome" KZ

My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on March 29, 2010, 07:35:15 AM
I get promoted rapidly and you grow old with no heirs so I inherit it when you die.

My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on March 29, 2010, 12:52:55 PM
since im the perfect being it is impossible for me to go mad with power. MY HILL (like i said before its full proof)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on March 29, 2010, 12:54:19 PM
The perfect being? You're kicked out of the forums for not being telepathy enough. My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on March 29, 2010, 01:11:32 PM
since you have no operator powers you cant do schist towards me (schist is a metamorphic rock! geoscience ftw)  MY HILL
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on March 29, 2010, 02:16:35 PM
I didn't say I kicked you out. KZ or Craig Stern does it.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Frosty on March 29, 2010, 02:19:34 PM
I nuke the hill. I then send a ton of aliens immune to the radiation to take the hill and preserve the radiation forever. Not even the perfect being can survive in these conditions, and the aliens are perfectly loyal and will not give the hill just because someone asked.
MY HILL
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on March 29, 2010, 02:21:49 PM
I wear a radiation suit and shoot them. They may be immune to radiation but they are weak.

My radioactive hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on March 29, 2010, 02:24:25 PM
my improbability spheres turn the radioactive particles into chocolate sprinkles and i eat ice cream on MY HILL
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Frosty on March 29, 2010, 02:37:07 PM
Radioactivity isn't all particles, so the gamma rays from the radiation kill you. I train my aliens to extremes, and then send them back in the same circumstances. MY HILL
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on March 29, 2010, 02:51:04 PM
yet again the improbability spheres turn the gamma rays into ultraviolet rays and they bake your aliens to a crisp. i eat some HFA on MY HILL (hill fried aliens) 
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Frosty on March 29, 2010, 03:11:04 PM
I nuke the hill again, this time smaahing every single improbability sphere I see, and then send a bunch of Krogan mercs to go and finish the job by smashing all in the universe. I then send back another ton of my super aliens still under the same circumstances to go and hold the hill. MY HILL.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on March 29, 2010, 05:22:37 PM
improbability spheres are distortions in space and time. therefore they can't be smashed, only canceled by the original creator. also nobody has succesfully brought the hill out of MY UNIVERSE so your "army" has lost the strong and weak nuclear forces holding their atoms together. yet again, my universe, my rules, MY HILL.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Frosty on March 29, 2010, 06:03:36 PM
You forgot to cancel my radaition. You live on the hill for a good, oh say five seconds before the β+ rays eat away at your skin like acid and destroy your entire body. I throw you remains onto the sun, have a talented psy make your ghost forget its name and move away from you own universe, passing the ownership onto me. I will not be persuaded out of it. I then send my elite aliens back to the hill to hold. MY HILL.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on March 29, 2010, 06:17:08 PM
like i said before, harmful radiation is promptly turned into chocolate sprinkles to to the improbability spheres. also it is impossible to move out of my dimension due to the only key out being my untouched life force. MY HILL
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Frosty on March 29, 2010, 06:20:08 PM
I warp time and space so that all of your improbability orbs are no more, and then create my own universe wher radiation kills everything that iisn't immune to it. I am immune to it. My aliens are with me. So is the hill. I send my aliens to the top of the hill, and create my own improbability orbs to counter yours if they ever come again.
MY HILL
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on March 29, 2010, 06:27:07 PM
improbability spheres in themselves are warps in time and space. just with  more exotic effects(affects?)  your stated actions are therefor null and void. MY HILL
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Frosty on March 29, 2010, 06:35:50 PM
I warped space and time to remake the improbability orb counters, so they really were destroyed. MY HILL.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: KZ on March 29, 2010, 06:36:08 PM
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pam! Here I come with a nice little heater and melt thee, Frosty, 'till you no longer be. I then take up your place and claim the hill in my name.
My hill.

Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on March 29, 2010, 06:38:50 PM
as i previously mentioned, improbability spheres are warps in time and space.  only i, their creator, can remove them (im drawing from a mysterious power which must be correctly named and harnessed to use.  you may be able to discover what it is by reading through my story)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Frosty on March 31, 2010, 02:24:50 PM
Some happy kids decide to remake me from sctratch, and then I take a time machine to before the improbability orbs were made, and then kill rainen before he can even make them. I then procede to the cycle, nuke the hill, send the aliens. MY HILL.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on March 31, 2010, 07:01:39 PM
my powers prevent me from interacting with your dimension. i never die so the course of time goes unchanged. MY HILL
(i can go on forever with this lol. its inherently fool proof unless you know what creates my powers.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on April 01, 2010, 11:08:15 AM
I get Thomas Convenant to use the white gold to reach through the arch of time and destroy your dimension, then create another hill in a seperate dimension and seal it forever.

M Y  H I L L
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on April 01, 2010, 12:42:12 PM
My improbability spheres prevent outsiders to pass through time. Thus your actions are prevented. MY HILL
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on April 01, 2010, 01:36:55 PM
I consider the logic of improbability spheres carefully, form reasonable arguments and have a serious talk with god. He agrees with me and consequently removes them, leaving you defenceless  :-*.I then use the white gold combined with Belgarath, Belgarion, Beldin, Beltira and Belkira along with the grolims and the eight gods (Belar, Issa, Torak, Aldur, Nedra, UL, Mara and Chaldan). I then use them to chop you into quarters, place a quarter in a secluded monastary, another into the sea, the third somewhere throughout The Land, and the final quarter I have placed inside a sealed dimension that can never be opened, at the center of a tiny planet with a superheated core, inside an unopenable invincible chest (Sealed with unbreakable, invincible chains, and bound with Sorcery, with an anti spirit enchantment on it) with a curse laid on you, you will be in eternal pain, be unable to die or rest, and unable to possess the hill, until someone else or your spirit can reunite all four quarters of your body with your spirit.

I then claim the hill, setting all the forces I mentioned to guarding it.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on April 01, 2010, 01:45:36 PM
God can't manipulate the energies used to create the improbability spheres because they come from a different universe which I, and not he, is the guardian of.  There for he has no powers over them (or anything when he is in MY universe)  therefor all the actions you described are prevented by the stasis lock that my universe creates when it's guardian (me) is in danger.  With your "forces" frozen in time (and no way to retrieve them due to my improbability spheres) i eliminate the strong and weak nuclear forces holding their atoms together thus removing them from existence.  My hill until you manage to figure out what the energies in my universe are as well as a way of controlling them
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on April 01, 2010, 01:55:00 PM
My people never entered your universe; they don't have to. They are sorcerers, remember!

I CALL UPON THE ATLANTEANS AND THEIR INCREDIBLE ENERGY MANIPULATION POWERS!

THEY MANIPULATE THE ENERGIES OF YOUR UNIVERSE, AND UNDO IT COMPLETELY!

THEY SAVE YOU AND RETURN YOU TO MY CUSTODY
I then chop you into quarters, place a quarter in a secluded monastary, another into the sea, the third somewhere throughout The Land, and the final quarter I have placed inside a sealed dimension that can never be opened, at the center of a tiny planet with a superheated core, inside an unopenable invincible chest (Sealed with unbreakable, invincible chains, and bound with Sorcery, with an anti spirit enchantment on it) with a curse laid on you, you will be in eternal pain, be unable to die or rest, and unable to possess the hill, until someone else or your spirit can reunite all four quarters of your body with your spirit.

I then claim the hill, setting all the forces I mentioned to guarding it.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!

My hill, by the way.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zhampir on April 01, 2010, 01:58:30 PM
I jump into sub-space and I wait 10^100^1000years (that's a lot by the way) for the big crunch and the resulting big bang, as I'm the only sentient in the entire universe I claim the resulting hill. My future hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on April 01, 2010, 02:01:09 PM
That doesn't, however, effect me. In the present I still own the hill.

My hill
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on April 01, 2010, 02:03:34 PM
You must be physically manifested in a universe to interact with it.  Therefore you can do nothing without entering my Universe.  And we both know what happens then.  Also the "energies" of my universe require a certain item (or innate ability which are only triggered in a certain blood line of which I am the only surviving member of since a certain disaster) to manipulate and still survive the manipulations.  My hill by default.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on April 01, 2010, 02:09:13 PM
The atlanteans are wise enough to turn the manipulation of energy into a science, as a result, they can manipulate the energies of this universe.

Not that it matters. quibbling over this point is getting tiresome.

Have the hill if you like; I can't be bothered to argue any longer.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on April 01, 2010, 02:11:48 PM
The rules of science differ between universes, therefore the science of one dimension does not work in another. My hill of infinite everything.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Frosty on April 04, 2010, 06:27:58 AM
I nuke the world five times at the same time. The insane amount of energy required to turn all the radiation into choclate sprinkles overloaded you improbability orbs, and they no longer work. They did not have limitless power, and everything has a reaction. I then change the universe to put it in a winter wonderland with killer snowmen guarding it. Global warming and heaters don't exist here.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on April 04, 2010, 08:01:28 AM
Improbability spheres ARE limitless in power according to mortal standards.  The only thing powerful enough to overload them is the big bang itself (which can't be artificially produced because there are laws of creation that prevent it, they're the laws of physics on steroids.) Also the ability to change a universe is reserved for the guardian of said universe and the key to leave a universe is directly connected to the same being so it is impossible for you to remove the hill from my universe also your snowmen are enough of a threat to be considered a danger to me so their strong and weak nuclear forces are eliminated removing them from existence. Cmon man use the hints I've given you. Don't you even read these things?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on April 04, 2010, 08:24:47 AM
The improbability sphers are deemed too good by KZ and he bans them.

I claim the hill after putting you in MY dimension and cloning 2 more of you under my control so, no matter how powerful you are, I am twice as strong.

My hill.

(Seriously Rainen, we're getting annoyed.)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on April 04, 2010, 09:01:24 AM
Spoiler
You do realize that the small writing in my posts are hints right?  If you look around my posts i.e. my story and the RTD you can easily use that to beat me.  This whole thing is just a game for me to see if anybody can analyze information and use it.

My power comes from my spirit and my link to Mystic, not my body, so the clones are just normal humans.  I kill them immediately and ask Mystic to seal the hill in his dimension so that only the guardians can access it.  My Hill

Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on April 04, 2010, 11:24:24 AM
After losing my hill (my favourite thing) I use some telepath people (the game I play) to conjure up a new hill and claim it as the hill to get now.

I find 'mystic' and she gives me all the powers you have and I defend the hill with me and one turrett. (I'm just that bit more powerful than you now.)

Yeah ,that's right, I followed the clues.

My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on April 04, 2010, 06:57:03 PM
Spoiler
Mystic is a guy and the hint was that my double was trapped in the telepath dimension unable to free himself because of a temporal anomaly that left him mostly powerless.  The idea was to free him from the dimension (and upon returning to my dimension he regains his powers because of the mystic essence that flows through it) and tell him that I was an evil double.  Then use him to eliminate the improbability spheres as well as the hex on my dimension.  But the game lost it's appeal to me and I'm giving up on trying after this post because apparently following a trail of clues isn't considered fun.
  Mystic can't give any powers to you because he has to have the approval of all seven guardians as well as a solid reason (saving a specific dimension that you inhabit).  Therefor you are left with just one turret and using the portal gun from the game portal I pick it up and make it shoot you to death.  I take the new hill and use  my powers to fuse it with the old one creating a large hill.  My hill but I'm offering to trade it for an albino bunny.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Ertxiem on April 05, 2010, 03:44:20 PM
I eat too much at lunch. I laid down and notice that my stomach is swollen. My hill (the stomach).
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on April 05, 2010, 04:36:04 PM
Technically, a hill must be 200m or higher to be classed as a hill so your stomach is not the hill and I trade Rainen's hill for an Albino Bunny I found behind a chip shop.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Ertxiem on April 05, 2010, 04:55:05 PM
Well, you don't really know how much I ate for lunch...
And regardless of that, I still call my swollen belly: my hill.
Spoiler
I think that some surrealism was missing around this game.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on April 05, 2010, 05:14:07 PM
Fine, I have the hill we all want and you have a full belly whick makes you want to puke. :P

The hill we want is my hill. ;)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Ertxiem on April 05, 2010, 05:27:07 PM
Oh. You missed a good idea.
If you made me puke, you could call the puke your hill...
But, since you missed that opportunity, I go up your hill and I puke on top of it. The smell is nauseating and you leave sickened.
Now I call it my hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Frosty on April 05, 2010, 05:41:48 PM
I bring the hill to my universe, the blizard one, and then the killer snowmen return. They can't smell, so you die pretty fast.
MY HILL

P.S. Killer snowmen kill on sight.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Ertxiem on April 05, 2010, 05:59:41 PM
I don't really understand what the killer snowmen did, because I'm already dead (look at my sig).
I simply wake up from a strange dream I had, where I was in a different universe, the blizzard one.
Uaaahh. It was a long night sleep I had... And a weird dream... different universe... Ah ah ah! Who would believe that!
I yawn, look around and see that I'm still on my hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Frosty on April 06, 2010, 02:33:41 PM
The blizzard universe wasn't a bad dream, you just woke up in heaven after you died (again) and the hill in heaven isn't the one we are after, so still, MY HILL.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on April 06, 2010, 03:30:06 PM
in order to restore the cosmic balance I force the hill to spontaneously combust melting all solid water.  Also your galaxy is now plagued with SSC (spontaneous snowman combustion).  FREE HILL!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on April 06, 2010, 03:45:22 PM
I claim it then guard it with 10 000 modern infantry troops.

My hill. :)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: MikeW781 on April 06, 2010, 04:22:39 PM
I attack it with 10,001 troops and succeed. My reinforcements encircle the hill and the surrounding areas. They have flamethrowers, snipers, and machine guns. They are incorruptible, knowledgable about their weapons, and have made the hill and themselves immune to nucleur weapons AND universe swaps due to a rare metal alloy known as mike-ium.
PS my reinforcements number at essentially infinity due to cloning technology creating new soldiers at a rate faster then they can be killed
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on April 06, 2010, 05:13:48 PM
Due to yet another cosmic imbalance, I remove the strong and weak nuclear forces holding the "mike-ium" together as well as the cloning machines (and all objects containing the knowledge of how to build/create them).  FREE HILL
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on April 07, 2010, 04:14:44 AM
STOP! Mike never won the battle between my troops and his because his troops were attacking uphill. Also, I had fortifications, so, you're troops only killed about 2 000 of my troops and I hire new troops to take their place.

Still my hill!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zackirus on April 07, 2010, 04:30:02 AM
Little did you know I was one of the soliders that you bought. At night while everybody is sleeping a grab a piece of the hill and make a run for it. I simply let the guards think that I was killed during the attack on your hill. I head over to Canadaian terriorty and take my sample of my hill and plant it into my garden. Also, for good measure I use the forces of black magic to make Rainen mortal and for him to have amensia. Since, everybody thinks Ersatz Man's Hill owns the real hill I can safely live in peace.

Canada's Hil (Secretly)

Ersatz Man's Hill
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on April 07, 2010, 04:36:14 AM
Yeah but I still own like 99.9% of the hill so kudos to you for taking some but it's such a small amount that it's not worth fighting over.

99.9% my hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zackirus on April 07, 2010, 05:29:58 AM
Yes but I still own the hill, the 0.1% is still mine meaning that whoever owns the hill (I will always own some of it!).
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on April 07, 2010, 12:34:38 PM
I'm above the effect of black magic, therefore I'm still immortal. Also due to your lame attempt at beating me I take your piece of hill and return it to the main hill. Ersatz hill
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zackirus on April 07, 2010, 02:23:18 PM
I freeze myself in hiberantion, and wait until the year 4000 and I go back in time (using the technology) and stop myself from from ever trying to use black magic on you. You never get upset with me and leave me alone. I also still have the part of the hill in my garden, so I sit back, grab some maple syrup and chill out.

Canada's Hill (Secretly) 0.1%

Ersatz Man Hill (Main) 99.9%
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on April 07, 2010, 02:44:37 PM
Technically, parts of objects fall of all the time. If you scratch a rock with a key, granules fall off but you still consider the rock a whole rock. Whichever is the bigger piece, is the hill.

So, my hill.

Your lump of useless dirt.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Ertxiem on April 07, 2010, 05:05:30 PM
I dress up as a cleaning person and go up the hill and say:
My, my, what a dirty hill we have here..
I pick up my new vacuum cleaner Aspirare 1234: it really sucks with an extra large bag.
In no time all the dirt is gone and the land is now flat. Meanwhile, you are so perplexed that you don't react.
I calmly go away to my house and I empty the bag in a terrain I own: my hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: MikeW781 on April 07, 2010, 06:12:44 PM
I take a piss on the hill, and you all leave in disgust
Meanwhile, i am arrested and forced to do community service for being crazy
FREE HILL
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zackirus on April 07, 2010, 06:39:22 PM
I take a flamethorwer and burn the rest of the hill, I then go back to my home and sleep!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on April 07, 2010, 07:17:36 PM
i warp back in time to when Zack is enjoying his maple syrup and enjoy the maple syrup with him

screw the hill!

oh and by the way the new hill is Mt.Everest now.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on April 08, 2010, 05:11:43 AM
I claim Mt.Everest.

My Mountain.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on April 08, 2010, 04:39:21 PM
Mt Everest claims your life like many other hopefuls,  Mother Nature's hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: MikeW781 on April 08, 2010, 05:18:24 PM
I hire all of the worlds Sherpa's (people that assist Everest climbers) and get them to take me to the top. After some work, they are able to haul up enough equipment to build a self sustaining building for me to live in. The building has many soldier, armed with thermal snipers and RPGs, making ascent for non-authorized people impossible.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on April 08, 2010, 05:25:48 PM
I didn't have to go to the top of it to claim it. I just bought it from whatever country Mt. Everest is in.

My unscalable (inscalable?) mountain.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: MikeW781 on April 08, 2010, 05:50:22 PM
okay, my gaurds killed you on the way up
 :-*
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on April 08, 2010, 06:18:57 PM
I cause the natural forces that are creating Mt. Everest (two tectonic plates smashing together creating this shape ^ ) to separate causing your building as well as you to fall into the innards of the Earth.  When they come back together nothing else is changed.  Next person's hill
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on April 08, 2010, 06:28:30 PM
Mikew781 never had the hill because I never died, I said so.

My mountain (can we just call it hill again?)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zhampir on April 09, 2010, 02:48:08 PM
I disassemble the mountain into many hills. Now we all have hills. Oh by the by, my hill is better than your hill. My hill
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on April 09, 2010, 04:19:09 PM
You're arrested for being hillist (like racist but with hills.)

My hill is now the hill to be claimed, my hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: WeBing on April 11, 2010, 10:04:52 AM
You die from mental retardation poisoning.

Everyone else is a fat farmer.

I buy the land and I become a farmer too.

My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on April 11, 2010, 12:01:21 PM
I shoot you with your own shotgun you keep to kill hooligans.

My Hill.

I settle down and become a lion trainer, which I train to guard me and hunt for me; supplying me with meat. I use the readily cultivated land to produce crops, also to feed me. This results in me having an incredibly healthy and balanced diet.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: MikeW781 on April 11, 2010, 12:13:33 PM
my english teacher and KZ team up to kill you for using awful grammar.
FREE HILL
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on April 11, 2010, 12:24:37 PM
I'm immune to awful grammar (I either correct it or ignore it).

Still my hill.

And KZ was eaten by lions (Sorry, KZ)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on April 11, 2010, 03:08:13 PM
I call upon the powers of the Ori (stargate) to plaque the hill making all non ori followers die.  Ori's hill
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on April 12, 2010, 04:19:54 AM
I call upon the powers of the earthblood (Unbeliever series) and remove you and the Ori from existence in the past, present and future, so the hill stays mine.

My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Ertxiem on April 12, 2010, 02:43:56 PM
I turn off the TV and close the book. Now I can claim: my hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on April 13, 2010, 03:09:41 AM
I shoot you and claim my hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on April 16, 2010, 01:44:08 PM
due to extreme boredom i ignite the hill and claim it as my own, my  magically delicious flaming hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: MikeW781 on April 16, 2010, 05:20:38 PM
you die in the fire. I make my way to the top by putting out the fire with urine, but get high off the smell of burned pee and am sent to the funny farm. I donate the hill to Oprah's charity. anybody who takes it now will be an outcast.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on April 17, 2010, 02:24:51 AM
I hide all my money away so I look like I'm dirt poor and Oprah gives ME the hill.
I then get all my money back, wisely invest it into Sinister Design, make million and, finally, build up UBER fortifications :P.

MY HILL! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha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Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on April 17, 2010, 07:12:45 AM
I get Dr. Phil to guilt you into giving me the hill.  My hill
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Winter Dragon on April 17, 2010, 01:27:31 PM
Using my powers, I call upon Nuclear Winter, everything on the earth freezes and I live live in a winter wonderland (also for double protection, I make the snow as wet as possible so if a snowman *cough*frosty*cough* ever came back he would be a slushman).
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on April 17, 2010, 03:56:27 PM
using MY powers i bring an army of fire golems to life and the incinerate your snow with their powers.  My soggy hill.

also frosty hasn't been around for about 11 days now...
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on April 18, 2010, 05:00:35 AM
Unfortunately, while standing on the hill, you sank waist deep into the mud. While you are occupied trying to get out of the mud I combine my will with that of the brotherhood of sorcerers. And make it rain. The rain puts out your fire golems and causes you to sink deeper into the mud. I claim the hill, while you die the horrific death of suffocating in mud.

I also dry out the hill, after your death, by leeching the moisture from the soil using, once again, sorcery (Useful thing, sorcery). Then I set up a wall around the hill, with:

Automatic machine gun turrets, automatic rocket launching turrets (Heat seeking, of course), automatic laser turrets and automatic sniping turrets. All of them have heat detectors, movement detectors, electrical impulse detectors, night vision and some very good cameras, to see the enemy. Both the turrets and the detectors have a range of roughly 80 metres away (The only exception is the sniper turret and its detectors, which are enhanced to be able to shoot and see 160 metres away). The turrets can't be hacked, as they are on an encrypted closed circuit system only accessible from the inside of the wall.

Incidentally, the area about 20 metres away from the wall to 60 metres away from the wall is a minefield. Have fun.

Also, I set up a farm on the hill (with both livestock and crops), so I'm completely self-sufficient when it comes to food. I also have an enormous stockpile of ammo for the turrets; there isn't any danger of running out of it.

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: MikeW781 on April 18, 2010, 08:27:16 AM
you forget to turn the turrets ON, so i sneak into your base, kill you, and take command of you prior existing defense, also adding a missile interception system to prevent nukes, planes, and bombs
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on April 18, 2010, 08:36:20 AM
Since I'm oblivious to the effects of emoism, I summon the emo head who uses his immense emo powers to eliminate your will to live.  After you cause your base to self destruct I take control of it and place the hill in an area of distorted space and time where the mighty moshin emo head guards over it causing all who approach it to loose their will to live.  Coincidentally there are pits of lava for them to throw themselves into in order to commit suicide.  In the mean time I'm sipping on some cola in the Bahamas.  Emo head's hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: MikeW781 on April 18, 2010, 08:38:31 AM
emo-ism doesn't affect me either
still my hill
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on April 18, 2010, 08:42:21 AM
in a fit of rage i kick a can at your hill from 12miles away causing your hill to explode.  I rebuild the hill and place it in a distorted area of space-time at the center of a black hole.  I then get my fellow guardians to help me guard the hill.  Our combined power makes it so that absolutely nothing can access the hill in any way shape or form.  This means no magic, energy, or physical matter can do anything to regain the hill.  My imperviously defended hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on April 18, 2010, 09:03:46 AM
There is one problem, however. You forgot to stabilise the centre of the black hole and, as a result, you and the hill (along with your guardians) are crushed by the black hole. I rebuild the hill. I claim the hill. I surround it with an impregnable forcefield that only lets me through (A complete sphere, under the hill as well;nobody can tunnel in). The source of the forcefield and the super computer is at the top of the hill, surrounded by another spherical forcefield that doesn't even let me through. The forcefield automatically cross references key memories and thought patterns to ensure it is me, and not, for instance, a clone (Any clone that was able to get in would essentially be me, so it would still be my hill). I then leave the hill and live somewhere else, confident my hill is protected.

MY HILL, EVEN IF I'M NOT THERE!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zackirus on April 18, 2010, 01:07:32 PM
I don't know what you guys are fighting over, when the hill was burned awhile back (turned then into a mountain) I still had part of the hill, thus meaning that the hill you are fighting over isn't the hill. I still remain alive and I still own the hill. So everyone continue fighting over the not rule hill and I'll keep doing what I have Been doing for the past 2-3 pages, enjoying my maple syrup and sitting on my poarch.

Hill's Owner: it is still Steelfist

The real hill: Myself (but secretly)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on April 19, 2010, 05:48:27 AM
I explained that an item size is determined by it's biggest piece so you would have to take >50% of the hill to own it.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on April 19, 2010, 09:13:29 AM
I still own the hill!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Ertxiem on April 19, 2010, 12:11:14 PM
Steelfist: You have a slight problem with your hill. Inside a black hole there are 3 time dimensions and 1 space dimension, therefore it's quite hard to define what is a hill inside a black hole, since you need 3D space (the 1D time is optional). Hence, technically, you don't have a hill.

The only portion left of the hill is the (formerly secret) Zackirus' bit. But he said openly the he owns it, so it's not secret any more.
I go talk to Zackirus and inform him that there is a big maple syrup festival and that I can take care of the hill while he's gone. I trade the location of the big maple syrup festival for the possession of the hill, which he accepts promptly.
Therefore, my hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on April 19, 2010, 12:30:47 PM
me and my  fellow guardians are above the influence of time and space in all its entirety so the effects of a black hole are meaningless to us.  There fore it never stopped being my hill
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on April 20, 2010, 05:35:04 AM
Um... A piece of land has to be at leat 200m above sea level to be counted as a hill so, Ertxiem doesn't even own part of the hill and Rainen, I guilt you into giving me the hill. (You're immune to everything in the world except you're own conscience. :P)

My Hill

Ertxiem's useless dirt.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on April 20, 2010, 09:06:59 AM
I don't know if you noticed, ertxiem, but I rebuilt the hill outside the black hole, so your post was completely irrevelent.

Anyway, I creep up behind ersatz man and stab him repeatedly, in a ritualistic murder, dedicating his soul to the dark gods.

I claim the hill for the dark gods (The same ones I dedicated Ersatz man's soul to)! They will use their dark powers to protect it.

MY HILL (Well, actually, THE DARK GODS HILL, but since I'm now their earthly instrument... IT'S MINE)!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Ertxiem on April 20, 2010, 02:32:01 PM
I put on my "useless dirt" a pile of my manure until it reaches 200m above sea level. My hill. Literally.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on April 20, 2010, 04:07:35 PM
i use the powers of improbability to shrink your manure pile to a very very small speck.  Then me and the other guardians kill the dark gods with our combined power to restore the equilibrium.  Since the hill has become an object of strife we decide to seal it in a void in the ancient sphere along with the other cursed objects of the multi-verse.  Void guardian's hill
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on April 21, 2010, 05:20:54 AM
Over millions of years, the void guardian gets bored and releases the hill for a laugh. I claim one of the 2 hills. (mine and ertxiem's, might wanna change the game to king of the hills.)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: MikeW781 on April 21, 2010, 08:51:11 AM
only one hill!
i burn down the hill made from a small bit of the real hill (also known as Ertxien's hill)
One hill now, and its rainens
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on April 21, 2010, 12:54:22 PM
i put a "free hill" sign on the hill, and since everybody knows that anything with a "free ...." sign on it is worthless nobody will ever want to take it.

my hill but this writing it so small you don't think it's anything do you?  put the following string of letters at the end of your post if you read this: qwerty123
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: MikeW781 on April 21, 2010, 01:07:44 PM
I hire somebody naive to take the hill
qwerty123
My hill
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on April 21, 2010, 05:09:56 PM
I steal the hill and lock it away in a cave in the Arabian desert with two huge magical stone slabs covering the entrance.  My hill with only one way of taking it.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on April 22, 2010, 03:03:58 AM
Um, why is it Rainen's hill? Nobody's took it off me yet. ???
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on April 23, 2010, 01:37:55 PM
I took it off you, but... I shoot you, ersatz man, with a machine gun.

Then, to avoid arguments, I acknowledge rainen's ownership of the hill.

I go to Arabia and walk up to the slabs confidently. "OPEN SESAME!", I state, loudly, to the stone slab. Nothing happens. "OPEN SESAME!", I try, again, but louder. Nothing happens. I sink to the floor, weeping that the hill is forever beyond my reach. I pound my fists against the floor, the slabs...

... And the slab gives a loud click, and swings inward, revealing a vast cave full of treasures. I take a minute to regain my composure, the continue into the treasure filled cave. Enormous piles of treasure practically litter the place; Gold, silver and jewels! RICHES! ALL MINE! MINE! HAHAHAHAH...

Several minutes later, once I have recovered from by bout of evil laughing, I realise something. The hill isn't here.

Fortunately, I picked up a lamp while I was considering the problem, and was rubbing it thoughtfully when, in a puff of smoke, a genie appeared, offering me three wishes.

I first wished for the hill to be back inside the defences I detailed (The forcefield, remember). My hill.

Then, I wish to be immortal and invincible.

My final wish, however, is to be sipping a coke in the bahama's, safe in the knowledge that the hill is safe.

Oh, and the treasure... I build a new company, named 'Hills incorparatedtm', dedicated to the discovery, claiming, and protection of hills.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on April 24, 2010, 01:54:45 AM
I get your lamp and rub it as well.
My three wishes are:

1. That all your wishes were cancelled.
2. That I owned the hill with the only protection I need, an magical sphere of anti-ambition, the closer you get to it (it's on top of the hill) the more you don't want the hill.
3. That all ranged weaponry and improbability sphere's don't work (Magic beats improbability sphere's) :P
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Ertxiem on April 24, 2010, 03:26:40 AM
I also get the same lamp and rub it as well.
My three wishes are:
1. That all your wishes were cancelled.
2. That I owned the hill and that all that nonsense of magical spheres and such cease to exist. (Who believes in magic, anyway? :P )
3. That the genie of the lamp is set free for good.

My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on April 24, 2010, 03:59:26 PM
I take advantage of Ertxiem's current lack of defenses and take the hill with clones of the Main from TSoG, then fortify the perimeter with Spriggat guardians and Energy Golems while putting the cloned Psy Fighters on Honor Guard duty.


While nobody was paying attention to my last move, I quickly quadrupled my already abnormal (in the good way) finances and hired mercenaries, bought tanks for the mercs, and hired pro assassins and built HK-47 units to eliminate any opposing forces (This was an add-on to my already large force).
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on April 25, 2010, 10:44:08 AM
since improbability sphere are not magic and they are in fact inconsistencies in time and space, I use their power to remove the hill from existence along with everything currently associated with it.  Non existent hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Guye on April 25, 2010, 08:47:16 PM
While the hill no longer exists, I begin to question if anything truly exists. Then I realize that I think therefore I am. Then I think I am the hill. My Hill/Body.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on April 26, 2010, 11:26:01 AM
I shoot you with a desert eagle handgun, killing you. I then seperate the essence of the hill and your body, imbuing the properties of the hill into a mound of earth, and instructing my private army (Hills incorporated, incidentally, is quite well armed and very advanced, technologically speaking) to guard it with their lives.

I then return to my resort in the bahama's waiting for my relaxation to be (inevitably) interrupted.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on April 28, 2010, 04:55:51 PM
I attack your resort at the Bahamas, your troops fall into chaos once you are killed by my mechs and returning army of HK-47 assassin droids, heavily armed mercenaries, Spriggats, Energy Golems, and, introducing, a brand-new carrier craft built especially for this kind of warfare. We pick off your confused troops while they scatter and take the Hill, then we put up the same defense as before, but with slight execptions, we place mines within 500 meters of the Hill, plasma cannons within every 100 meters except 500 meters, flying defense drones patroling the area, and a quartet of outposts 1,000 meters away from the Hill each with attached auto-targeting plasma turrets to keep stealth patrols clear of the area. Beat that.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: MikeW781 on April 28, 2010, 05:38:41 PM
I have the marathon pro perk, cold-blooded pro perk, the ninja pro perk, a barret .50 cal with thermal scope and FAL camo, and a Spas-12 with grip. I run past your defenses with out being spotted, killing every person in sight. Then, I take control of your defenses and add my personal troops of Call Of Duty warriors that all use HACKS. It is impossible to kill them without your game crashing!
MY (Call Of Duty) HILL
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on April 29, 2010, 03:00:50 AM
I make a COD account and join your team then I kill you in your sleep which makes your COD troops disband. I go off COD and claim the now empty hill. Then I coerce Opera to come to the hill and give it a bad review so nobody dares go near it. And, if you do, Opera fans will get mad and attack you with their hippie signs. My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on May 05, 2010, 06:26:52 PM
Since the Hill got a bad review, you didn't dare get near it either, but after you went, I bribed Opera to change her review, and replicated my defenses perfectly, with twice the defenses this time!  ;D
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on May 06, 2010, 11:49:09 AM
I send a virus to reprogram your HK-47 droids to attack all living things, which succeeds in infecting the entire army. They turn on your organic troops, killing most of them, but are eventually destroyed. At which point, I send in my heavily armed Mech elite strike force (Hills incorporatedtm, destroying your slightly less heavily armed and skilled troops, or the little that remains of them. Conquering the hill, I set my mechs to guarding it.

And return to my resort.

MY HILL
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Ertxiem on May 06, 2010, 03:09:42 PM
Unfortunately, the virus spread to the operating system of your mechs and all your troops are fighting themselves.
Meanwhile, you are unaware of what's happening because nobody contacted you and stay on the resort.
In the confusion, I calmly climb the hill. No mech targets me, because I'm already dead. After a while, the last two mechs fire at each other and your army is gone by itself.
Now that everything is quitet, I can enjoy my hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on May 06, 2010, 04:17:00 PM
I file a memo to the Devil to send you to Hell Ertxiem, you go, then I si, and turn on an energy sheild that can absorb anything that is fired upon it. I claim the Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on May 07, 2010, 08:56:35 AM
I take a gun and stick it through the energy shield, without firing through it, I shoot you a claim the hill.

My Hill!

Then I replace the current forcefield with one that nothing but me can pass.

And return once more...

To my resort.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zhampir on May 08, 2010, 08:12:33 AM
I find a tiny hair particle belonging to Steelfist and make an army of clones. From birth I program their mind to only follow orders I give them. I have them march into the force field and kill the original Steelfist, I then order them to temporally  lower the shield, allowing me to enter. Order my clones to build me a completely self sustainable ecosystem within the shield, turn the hill into a floating city(also completely self-sustained) completely encased with the force field, install auto-turrets to kill any intruders within the field, change the field to no-longer be visible energy, but a multi-level particle shield that disintegrates everything (including beams of energy, and prevents any sort of teleportation) it touches and the new particles strengthen the shield, and finally order them to march into the shield, which, of course, destroys my clones.
I then live in peace and solitude on My Hill.
My hill! Muhahaha.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Ertxiem on May 08, 2010, 11:47:44 AM
The (huge) electric bill arrives and you don't have the money to pay for it, so the electric company now owns the hill. Evidently, the hill is landed back on side and all the defences are turned off (there is no need to have them on, since they're so expensive).
I'm a simple employee of that company and happen to be the employer of the year and as a bonus, the company gave the hill. My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on May 08, 2010, 01:47:31 PM
Note, Zhampir, I clearly stated that I was not on the hill, but in a resort.

I, and my company, launch a raid on the hill, killing you. Since you had no next of kin (A convenient...accident...) the hill is claimed by the government, where it is subsequently bought by hills incorporatedtm. My hill. I then set up another forcefield (Spherical, so no tunneling underneath, one that only lets me through, verifying both my DNA and 600 key memories, along with checking of thought patterns, in order to be sure it is me, and not, for instance, a clone. The forcefield is energy efficient, and absorbs all energy that it comes into contact with, except my own. Using pioneer technology I teleport the hill, with its forcefield, to a huge but barren planet. I drill down to the magma and allow it to well up, bringing it into contact with the forcefield, which absorbs the energy of the entire interior of the planet, both the magma and the core, providing enough energy to last for thousands of years, stored within the forcefield. I teleport it back, and leave.

For my resort.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on May 10, 2010, 04:04:08 PM
trillions of years pass and since i exist outside the realm of time you all die and your technology ceases to exist.  My hill
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Guye on May 10, 2010, 10:45:40 PM
Trillions more years pass. Life crawls once again out of the primordial ooze and slowly evolves its way to sentience (or is created by an omnipotent being depending on the theory you subscribe to). My crab person civilization pinches you into oblivion. My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on May 11, 2010, 08:29:29 AM
i bring all the mass of the universe (aside from the hill) and stuff it into a black hole which causes a new universe to be created.  i exist in my separate universe with my hill. (while life starts over once again)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Guye on May 11, 2010, 11:25:49 PM
I disguise my crab people as effeminate humans and get a widely popular television make-over show. After working my way through the ratings I become popular enough to hold a special episode where-in we actually make-over you, the galactic leader of the hill. After turning all your lands warriors into effeminate ninnies my crab people rise up and conquer the largely defenseless hill. My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: .:Light-God:. on May 12, 2010, 01:12:29 PM
I pay 2 dragons and 100 machine gunners and shadowlings and monsters like goblins , hobgoblins , evil wizards , stickmen etc. And i also pay the Army to help me with killing the intruders.

My Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Ertxiem on May 12, 2010, 02:45:53 PM
The bill arrives and you're unable to pay, so they kill you and leave.
I'm walking around and I see a nice hill. Since nobody owns it, I can claim: my hill.

(Steelfist: Remember that killing me has no effect, since I'm a dead cow. :P )
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Guye on May 12, 2010, 08:27:07 PM
I use dark necromancy to control your corpsical form and use my UNHOLY POWER to command you to give me the hill. Also using UNHOLY POWER I raise the three stooges. Helpful in defense? No. But Zombie Curly is hilarious (Check his new stand up "uhhhhh.... brains....", instant classic). My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on May 12, 2010, 08:49:32 PM
using my mystic powers i seal the hill in a universal vortex.  Since the existence of universal vortexes are more unrealistic and impossible  then dividing by 0 to the minds of non guardians, the heads of all non guardians implode upon thinking of it as a reality.  MY hill
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Guye on May 12, 2010, 08:57:29 PM
I  use my undead Stooges in order to infiltrate your lair. Having been poor at Math while alive, the newly zombified stooges care very little for your logical fallacies. Soon most of your forces have been zombified as well (since all zombies seem to have the almost magical ability to catch people in compromising situations, at least until there are so many of them that it doesn't matter anymore). I then use the large number of zombies in order to film a new music video of "Thriller". While you are distracted by this stunning piece of cinematography, I slowly sneak up  on you and kung fu chop you in the back of the neck, incapacitating you almost instantly. My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on May 12, 2010, 09:08:53 PM
I turn your zombies against you by letting them smell you from a distance, they kill you, then I flame them with (what else?) a flamethrower, and claim the Hill with the same shield as last time, only nothing can go through it, except me. Plus I kill rainen.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on May 12, 2010, 09:14:36 PM
since i'm immortal and outside of the realm of life and death, you can't kill me.  as you see me heal my wounds your head spontaneously implodes as i walk through your "shield" unhindered as i am also outside the realm of space and time.  MY bloody hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Ertxiem on May 13, 2010, 02:50:53 AM
Well, since you're outside of the realm of space and time, I guess (time) now you're not here on (space) my hill. :P
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: .:Light-God:. on May 13, 2010, 01:37:55 PM
I revive the dead cow then blow IT up again and IT goes a LOOOONG distance away. My Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on May 13, 2010, 06:41:53 PM
i contact the guardian of the superluminal sphere and request that he imprisons you in a spacial field that prohibits light and avatars of light from escaping ( thats you since you're a light god :P ) my hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Guye on May 13, 2010, 11:38:05 PM
I spend weeks devising an intricate and overcomplicated super secret plan to take the hill using fourteen different assorted lengths of wire, a recording of "Rocketman", and an angry ferret. It takes nearly a fortnight to train the ferret not to eat the assorted lengths of wire, or yelp angrily at the sound of "Rocketman". Unfortunately after training the ferret, it is no longer angry. Realizing the fatal flaw in my super secret plan, I decide to simply take a pistol and shoot Rainen in the head. Then I shoot the ferret. Then I shoot the recording of rocketman. Then I shoot the ferret, again. Then the assorted lengths of wire. Then the ferret one more time, just for good measure. Then I use necromancing to raise the ferret from the great beyond and order it to guard the hill. Lets see you try to get through an undead ferret! My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Ertxiem on May 14, 2010, 02:17:03 AM
I walk to the hill and and a conversation of dead to dead. I kindly ask the ferret if he could give me the hill. In exchange, I offer it the location of a plain filled with dead rats and rabbits for it to hunt.
My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on May 14, 2010, 09:08:29 AM
I was considering how to take the hill off you, but then I realised; none of this has happened yet! So I still own the hill!

My hill (Check my last post for details of the defences).
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on May 14, 2010, 06:20:21 PM
once again i prove that your defenses are meaningless against me as i make them cease to exist by removing the forces that hold their atoms together.  As an after thought I synthesis an element that is deadly to the touch, to all who can't control it, out of the protons neutrons and electrons floating around from your defenses and cover the hill with it. This element causes everything (even a star) to melt away into pure energy after prolonged exposure. (and don't bother saying you can control it because you don't even know what it is. you just know it exists).
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Ertxiem on May 15, 2010, 04:09:35 AM
After some long seconds (sorry, years) of study, I learn to reverse the force of gravity. With that, I change your hill to a valley just by controlling the gravity from far away from the place previously called "hill". Thus, your weird element didn't affect me at all.
Using the same powers, I change the surroundings to a hill. My hill.

Somehow, all that knowledge is gone after this post...
Spoiler
perhaps it's because it's just to easy to get an hill this way.
:P
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: .:Light-God:. on May 15, 2010, 05:32:14 AM
I summon dragons and wizards to use freeze/flame spells to attack you. Fortunately the flame burns your corpse. My Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on May 15, 2010, 06:23:11 AM
I get Eriond (A god) to work with his brothers (Also gods) and the prophesy (Could crush a god like an insect), to team up with Belgarath, Beldin, Beltira, Belkira, and Belgarion (All supremely powerful sorcerers), to cause Light-God and his army to turn to dust, and claim the hill. The give it to me, promising to protect it with their powers and deliver retribution to any who claim it off me. My Hill.

Incidentally, Rainen? Since you can't be killed, they can't kill you, but you aren't strong enough to defeat them. Also, the could make life very... Unpleasant, shall we say...
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Guye on May 15, 2010, 07:42:02 AM
Well unfortunately the gods rarely do anything outside their own self-interest. Upon realization that you have nothing to offer that is worthy of such efforts to beings of their stature they soon desert you. I then bring my undead ferret (who I sat down with and had a heart to heart with about just running off) and command it to feast upon your eyes. While admittedly not very powerful (or fast, considering the multiple gunshot wounds) it does manage to distract long enough for me to put the hill in my pocket and run off. My (apparently miniature) hill. I consider raising an undead army to fend off attackers, but decide it would be too much effort. Instead I merely put on a pair of glasses. After all, no one would attack a man wearing glasses. Right?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on May 15, 2010, 09:30:07 AM
i myself put my glasses on and then proceed to violently murder you with a pair of chopsticks (because i'm that awesome)  afterwards i manipulate space to return the hill to gargantuan sizes.  My enormous hill
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: MikeW781 on May 15, 2010, 09:55:05 AM
I scribble on your glasses, blinding you, then tell you to sign "here" in order to win a prize. You do so, but in reality sign a contract giving me the hill. I scede the hill from whatever country it happens to be in (Canda?) and make a new country-MikeHill. I proceed to make alliances with every country I can, including the US and Canda, so any attack on MY HILL will result in WWIII. But you'd loose anyway, because we have the greatest soldiers in the world and a nuclear shield on our side.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on May 15, 2010, 11:46:27 AM
I work with the UN and secretly work with all the terrorist organizations to fullfil my goal of a nukeless earth. after a few years we are successful.  with no nukes to stop me i proceed to take your hill and collect the points from owning it. My hill
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on May 15, 2010, 11:47:54 AM
But you set up no defenses, so I stab you with a dagger in your sleep, my Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on May 15, 2010, 12:53:02 PM
The prophesy directs me to a scroll that explains that me possessing the hill is vital to the purpose of the universe, but I had to lose it to truly appreciate it. They turn duskling into dust(ling), and grant me the hill, vowing to protect me. They also cause Guye to be entombed (Still living) at the inside an indestructable and unopenable casket, placed at the center of a star, guarded by and intergalactic futuristic race of Psy-aliens, created purely to guard him and prevent anone entering or leaving the solar system. My hill, by the way. Same rules as last time.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on May 15, 2010, 01:05:00 PM
I, along with other Dustlings attack your Hill, there are millions, even trillions, of us, so you can't destroy us all without destroying yourself, our bravest warriors clog up your lungs, causing you to suffocate and die, leaving the prophesy void once more, waiting for another hero to come and destroy the Dustlings, and claim the Hill, but we camoflauge with everything, being so small, leaving the Hill unprotected at first glance, but once someone dares to come without a peace treaty, or dares to attack during the peace meeting, we will consume them as we did with Steelfist. Our Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on May 15, 2010, 01:09:10 PM
I am re-incarnated, and the prophesy causes your dustlings to lose the spark of life, becoming dust once more. It then imprisons you (Still living) with guye, and adds a little modification to the casket; you can't teleport out. My hill, same rules.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on May 15, 2010, 01:14:55 PM
Because of the prophesy imprisons us in the same casket as Guye, we kill him by suffocating him, this happens because the casket is too tight and enclosed, the prophesy is angry with the creation of this casket and with you for simply not making a peace treaty with the Dustlings, and imprisons you in the same casket, causing you to suffocate as well. We are still in the casket, but you are dead, with you out of the way, the Dustlings turn into Duskling again, and are teleported by the prophesy to the Hill, and my new army of Dustlings protects me like a Strill protects its Mandalorian master, and they now carry diseases, killing three times faster. Our Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on May 15, 2010, 01:20:15 PM
The prophesy has tricked you; none of that happened! It was just a trick to raise your hopes, then dash them, driving you toward insanity. (Will people please stop trying to turn the prophesy against me; try and defeat it instead). Enlist the help of the dark prophesy; they can't confront each other. Then my only allies will be the Gods- You figure that one out.

Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on May 15, 2010, 02:09:50 PM
I enlist the help of the Dark Prophesy, now your only allies are the Gods, I convince them to turn against you, saying you don't pray enough, you are strikin by a lightning bolt, and I laugh as your twitching corpse sizzles from the bolt of light, and cover your body in darkness, since you are dead, the Gods have realized that you do pray enough, they are weak, so I destroy them by turning them against each other, so the Light Prophecy dies, and now the Dark Prophecy guards me (Don't forget the Dustlings!). Our Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on May 15, 2010, 02:16:45 PM
Belgarion resurrects me, aided by the power of the Light prophesy (Which still lives, for now), and acts through me (Making me it's champion), killing your dustlings. The dark prophesy makes you it's champion, and, in an epic confrontation, I defeat you, (I quote from the book here) 'sending the dark prophesy wailing into the void'. And claim the hill (MY HILL), restoring the gods to guard the hill. I reign over it, as the champion of the light prophesy, more powerful than a god...
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on May 15, 2010, 02:24:35 PM
I... crawl... (cough, cough)... out of the Void... weak... and unleash my... secret weapon. Come forth my army of Spirit Strill, give me energy, and destroy Steelfist and his (spits) "Prophesy!" My Spirit Strill each weild the power of a God after being dormant for so long, they and I attack you as one (after destroying the Gods, of course), destroying you and disgracing the Light Prophecy. My Dustlings are also reanimated and powered up, almost at the level of part of a Spirit Strill each! We defend the Hill with our lives and crush filthy intruders! OUR HILL!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!! (Yes, I've gone koo-koo now.)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Ertxiem on May 15, 2010, 08:55:32 PM
I offer you a bargain. I'll give you this great Strill if you give me that hill. You accept immediately. My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on May 15, 2010, 09:17:50 PM
And you make the same mistake as rainen, you didn't set up defenses, so I stab you in your sleep, plus I get to keep that awesome Strill, and the Hill! W00T! (same defenses as last time)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: MikeW781 on May 16, 2010, 10:56:55 AM
You only have a Strill as your defense. I shoot the Strill, then clone an army of Strills that recognize me as their only master. I train them, and they all become huge. After a few years of breeding, my strill army numbers in the millions. The live with me on my well defended, well stocked, immovable, intransigent hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on May 16, 2010, 10:58:26 AM
But you forget to kill me and take it, so I poison your Strills' feeding bowls, causing them all to die, and then I stab you in your sleep... repeatedly.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: MikeW781 on May 16, 2010, 11:02:26 AM
I kill you with my Nail Gun (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIHHi790ldE&feature=related) then set up the same defense I already possed
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on May 16, 2010, 11:08:42 AM
Since you put the link for the NAIL GUN!!, but you typed Nail Gun, it didn't kill me, so I did the same routine, poison, sneak, stab, kill, take Hill, fortify it with Spirit Strill (who can't be killed by firearms, poisons, or anything that could kill the living, hey, they're spirits!), MY HILL.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: torugo on May 16, 2010, 11:22:11 AM
i fly down on my pheonix and burn all of youre foritifications to ashes and use the pheonix fires to put a barrier of heat around the hill. MY HILL
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on May 16, 2010, 11:24:44 AM
Since my Spirit Strill cannot be killed by ANY physical means, your fire has no effect, they tear you apart, your pheonix is extinguished, I' am brought back to life by a small portion of my Spirit Strill armada, and we repeat the process, save for stabbing you in your sleep. :-* MY HILL!!!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: torugo on May 16, 2010, 11:29:07 AM
I take a lighter and set my pheonix on fire again and return to the hill. i burn youre fortifications again and this time i take a vacume and suck youre spirit strill up and stick it in a bottle. then i burn you for attempted killing of my pheonix. MY HILL
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on May 16, 2010, 11:50:08 AM
Since there are too many Spirit Strill to suck up in a vacuum, most of them only pretended to be sucked in, once again, they kill you, extinguish your pheonix, revive me, and set up defenses against scum like you and your pheonix (that statement was just for the drama, nothing personal).
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on May 16, 2010, 12:43:27 PM
I confront the Strill, and use healing magic to kill them (Remember, you said they can't be killed by 'firearms, poisons, or anything that could kill the living'. That is tantamount to saying anything that can't kill the living can kill them. Healing magic can't kill the living, and it isn't physical, so hey). I then stab you with a saw edged Ulgo knife, causing you to die. I then rule the hill once more, aided by the gods and the prophesy (See last post). MY HILL...
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on May 16, 2010, 02:28:43 PM
I take your steel fist hostage, you beg on your knees for me to give it back, I do, but I then shoot you, and take the Hill, once again, getting Spirit Strill to guard it, each on was dispatched to kill one god each, soon all of the gods fell, and the Prophecy was once again confronted by the Dark Prophecy, getting the Light Prophecy out of my way and the Hill into my grasp. MY HILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: torugo on May 16, 2010, 02:37:53 PM
before you ignored the warning and mocked my pheonix (remember you called me and the pheonix scum) and get carried to hell for the next 20 years of youre life and the spirit strill just dissappear until you get back.
MY HILL
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on May 16, 2010, 02:52:51 PM
since i hold the power of who exists and who doesn't exist in the real sphere (which is our universe) i decide to let none of you exist you are all instantly sent to the mystic sphere where you slowly degrade into mystic essence.  My hill
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on May 16, 2010, 03:40:14 PM
I never really understood why you ended up with those powers, anyway. But, as the champion of the light prophesy, I am permanently a god, and beyond your ability to destroy. I offer you an equal partnership in the hill, rainen-together we would be unstoppable! Rainen's hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on May 16, 2010, 03:48:44 PM
My powers were given to me due to visual similarities between me and Mystic (creator of the universe and master of the multiverse) as well as a special understanding of things that happen around me and a very sharp mind.

i accept your offer of dual ownership causing the peak of the hill to suddenly split into two equal parts One in the real sphere and one in the Superluminal sphere, that connect and reform into the bottom of the hill that resides in the energy void.  Mine and Steelfist's hill. 

(oh and your only outside the powers of a guardian if you're a being of power [aka a god, guardian or similar being] outside of that guardian's universe [for light that would be the superluminal sphere] that is if you follow MY story XP. [the one i'm writing])
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on May 16, 2010, 03:57:51 PM
You could say I am possessed by the 'guardian' of a universe. I am possessed by the (Now unified) purpose, who's job it is to see that everything happens as it should and nothing disrupts it, meaning it will eventually reach it's goal. That should put us pretty much equal.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on May 16, 2010, 04:24:58 PM
For you to gain a Guardian's powers you need to save your universe and the current Guardian needs to ascend to the Mystic sphere.  Then Mystic will endow you with that Guardian's responsibilities and powers (both of which are only known to that guardian).  There is no possession by guardians.
Spoiler
  In my story what happens is Mystic creates the Real sphere, which contains the Real, Ethereal and Ether plains (life limbo death) to stop the antisphere from becoming unstable (contains the Laer, Laerehte and Rehte plains) since it then becomes his native universe he needs to wait for a suitable resident who can handle the duties of a guardian.  While this information probably won't be in my actual story, I am planning on writing a continuation which fills in the holes and explains the back story depending on the success of my first book.
still our shared hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on May 16, 2010, 05:01:07 PM
I was merely pointing out the similarities...
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: .:Light-God:. on May 17, 2010, 08:51:42 AM
I go crazy with guns and shoot in all the directions (except shooting myself) it hits everyone even the people with a bulletproof vest. My Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on May 17, 2010, 12:16:40 PM
Considering I am constantly shielded, bullets have little effect, other than tickling me. I crush you into a small ball and punt you into space.

I very much doubt bullets effected rainen, either, so...

MY AND RAINENS HILL!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Guye on May 17, 2010, 01:47:48 PM
I am a necromancer! YOU CAN'T TRAP ME! Oh wait... I guess you can. Damn. But I still have my magic! You have angered the master of the damned! YOU SHALL KNOW FEAR! I conjure the forces of death and decay to rain over the universe. Dismay and doom are the only future this world shall ever know! You are incapable of stopping me, as your invincible trap is also an invincible fortress! As sorrow and pain overcomes the universe, a loyal following begins to form. In return for mercy from my unending rage they have agree'd to aid me in taking the ever important hill. One of my minions, disguised as a mail man, manages to procure your signatures. Afterward another of my minions, a lawyer of great reknown, writes up a contract. And finally a con man of amazing prowess, uses his masterful signature forging abilities to copy your signatures. I have several teams of servants acting as witnesses, forging videos, and bribing necessary officials. All courts recognize this contract, and while I may be physically imprisoned, legally, the hill is MINE! MWHAHAHAHAHA! .... I'll give it back if you get me out of here. Please? ... Its so lonely.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on May 20, 2010, 09:46:58 AM
I crush the governments of the world and declare myself ruler, taking the hill (And sharing it with rainen; no use stirring up unnecessary conflict) and imprisoning you in a maximum security prison. You are restrained via straight-jacket, and place in the a field full of animals and flowers, contained within the prison. Surrounded by so much life, the 'Master of the damned' loses his sanity.

Mine and Rainen's hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on May 20, 2010, 12:24:48 PM
I convince Rainen that you're evil and not worthy of the hill so he gives me his powers then I kill the now powerless Rainen and rule the hill with and iron fist, killing you in the process.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on May 20, 2010, 05:42:08 PM
But you step up no defenses so I stab you in your sleep (anyone else getting deja vu?) and make an army of Spriggats and Spirit Strill guard me with their lives, and spend them to revive me if need be.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Cypher on May 20, 2010, 09:29:48 PM
I get an army of snipers with guns that shoot teleporting bullets, shoot all your guards, get my grandpa to sing which turns you deaf, then come up right behind you and push you off the hill.

My hill!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on May 21, 2010, 02:29:09 PM
Ersatz man. Number 1, being roughly as powerful as rainen, I doubt he could kill me with ease you did, even he and I staged the entire thing. He gave you a token amount of power, we pretended to be vanquished, and allowed you to be the one to take the fall. We simply stroll onto the hill and turn cypher27, his army and his Grandpa into ash, which we teleport to the heart of a imploding star. We then claim the hill. Our hill. Since we don't really need defences, being nigh invincible, we leave it at that.

MINE AND RAINENS HILL.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: jojolagger on May 21, 2010, 03:31:58 PM
Having been alerted of the hill by SPC-343 (http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-343), I send in Mobile Task Force Omega-7 (http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-076) to supervise the deployment of SPC-682 (http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-682) to the hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on May 21, 2010, 05:28:10 PM
Destroying the attackers with a wave of my hand, I realise; you never claimed the hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zhampir on May 21, 2010, 06:35:28 PM
I obtain the power of ordan (http://www.legendoftheseeker.org/)(good series by the way) and command you to give me the hill. My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on May 21, 2010, 06:38:47 PM
I give you the hill. And destroy you a second later, reclaiming the hill.

My hill (And rainens).
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Cypher on May 21, 2010, 10:57:16 PM
my brother creates a time machine and gets me back, and I recruit the Matrix team to destroy youhttp://vinayvasan.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/matrix_30.jpg (http://vinayvasan.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/matrix_30.jpg) then I get them to hack into the Matrix so you are erased from the memory.I share the hill with Zhampir,jojolagger and Duskling.( I propose an alliance with them.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: jojolagger on May 21, 2010, 11:13:19 PM
Agreed. Unless anyone else allied protests, the hill will be transported to the secure location known as site 62.
Our hill, you can't have it.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Cypher on May 22, 2010, 01:41:39 AM
I'm glad you accepted the alliance. ;)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Ertxiem on May 22, 2010, 04:49:47 AM
I travel a bit further back to when the computers rule the world in Terminator, because, in fact, the Terminator films are a prequel to the Matrix (think a minute about it). In there, I eat some popcorns and drink a soda. When all the films end (fortunately, all those god-like powers are gone together with allies with impossible powers), I can calmly go up the hill, kick cypher27 in the bottom. While flying through the air, he hits Zhampir, jojolagger and Duskling, causing all to fall from the hill. In the fall, Duskling looses his only knife.  :'( I'm so sad. He can't stab people in their sleep any more.
My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Cypher on May 22, 2010, 04:55:14 AM
Actually, you threw our doubles off (bet you didn't expect this one) while we were awaiting your arrival.I sneak up behind you and push you off. Our hill. We now teleported the hill to undisclosed secure location site 62. Good luck finding out were it is. ;)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: jojolagger on May 22, 2010, 07:53:43 AM
Actually, you threw our doubles off (bet you didn't expect this one) while we were awaiting your arrival.I sneak up behind you and push you off. Our hill. We now teleported the hill to undisclosed secure location site 62. Good luck finding out were it is. ;)
I love having access to space time anomalies and probability pattern based locks. :P
As it will be for the rest of time, Our hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Cypher on May 22, 2010, 12:45:09 PM
Quote
I love having access to space time anomalies and probability pattern based locks. :P

Me too...aahhhh me to...
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on May 23, 2010, 10:24:30 AM
While I and Rainen still possess those godlike powers Ert mentioned, I decide to give you a chance. I consider the problem carefully. I go to the previous location of the hill, and trace the teleportation's path and follow it. Upon arriving at site 62, I convince Mara that you killed his people. He rips the place apart and dissects you, granting me the hill in return for the information. My Hill.

Hey, I only said I[/i wouldn't use godlike powers.

I set up an impenetrable forcefield around the hill, that allows no-one but me through, verifying my mind to ensure it is actually me, and not, for instance a clone.

This may sound familiar, but anyway...

I now return... To my resort!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on May 23, 2010, 10:26:59 AM
In a flash of pure energy me and a being composed of mystic essence appears at "site 62". With a wave of his hand all matter in the area ceases to exists aside from the hill.  once the stray atoms have been collected and sent to the ether realm, I take the hill and return it to an area of existence outside the realm of time and space.  I surround it with an improbability field that causes drastic effects to take place to all who interact with it and with Steelfist guarding the area in superluminal form, I finish the defense by asking Mystic to shut down the bridges connecting the dimensions. Mine and Steelfist's hill

edit: aha I think Mines better steel XD
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on May 23, 2010, 10:30:46 AM
Fine, we'll go with yours, but still, I posted first.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on May 23, 2010, 10:37:22 AM
you only posted first because i took my time to make a meaningful post that added to the story ;) I probably started my post before you :P
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on May 23, 2010, 10:38:30 AM
Mine was nearly as long as yours!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on May 23, 2010, 10:41:26 AM
thats because yours has more fluff. mine is all action :P
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on May 23, 2010, 10:42:46 AM
BA***RD!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: jojolagger on May 23, 2010, 10:46:28 AM
How can you teleport into site 62? Without the necessary item it is just a abandoned factory. We teleported the hill outside 62 and transported it in.
Hearing all of the commotion outside I ready Contingency Plan X-12-e should any problems occur.
Still  our hill. :P
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on May 23, 2010, 11:09:59 AM
I gather the energies of existence and find the exact location of the hill in time, space and reality. Upon discovering this location, I send Ragnera to assimilate your matter into him as pure energy.  With your mortal forms gone from existence, your contingency plans are meaningless and your preparations, pointless as an after thought I create a plains-walker (not related to MTG) and send him through all of existence to ensure that the hill I now posses is the real hill and not a double.  With my fears burried and my problems solved,  I retreat to the mystic void where only a being of power may enter.  Mine and steelfist's hill
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on May 23, 2010, 11:11:29 AM
Well, that solves that, then.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: jojolagger on May 23, 2010, 11:14:22 AM
Our group has evacuated through SPC-093's portal. You trigger Contingency Plan X-12-e (AKA Divide by zero). With the hill destroyed we politely ask 343 to make a replica for us.
Now Our hill, in another universe, with the one link destroyed.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on May 23, 2010, 11:23:09 AM
I pass to the Mystic realm and find the sphere key.  Using this key i create a bridge that spans the universes and I find the universe that you exist in.  Using the powers I inherited from Mystic I cause your universe to condense in a big crunch.  You and your machines are all lost in existence as a new universe devoid of any sentient being is created.  I go into hyper-stasis and wait for eons until a new guardian can be named.  After the naming i return to the Mystic void and create a new hill out of pure mystic essence.  Mine and steel's hill
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: jojolagger on May 23, 2010, 01:03:20 PM
I attach 963 to 343. Dr. Bright waves his hand.
Now our hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on May 23, 2010, 01:22:37 PM
That made no sense.

Anyway- I wave my hand.

Now our hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: jojolagger on May 23, 2010, 01:26:13 PM
Dr. bright waves his hand striping you of your powers and returning the hill.
Our hill.
343 (http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-343). 963 (http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-963).
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on May 23, 2010, 01:44:45 PM
Fine, you stripped me of my powers. So? I most of my power doesn't come from me. DR Bright has no quarrel with me,  and so allows me to turn you into sludge.

OUR HILL!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: jojolagger on May 23, 2010, 01:47:30 PM
as another member of SCP my quarrel is his quarrel. He proceeds to remove you from existence.
Our hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on May 23, 2010, 04:02:38 PM
Since we are beings of power, your spc's are unable to harm us.  I go to Mystic and tell him that 343 and 963 are harmful to existence and he promptly removes them and sends them both to the essence void where they are trapped in an area outside the comprehension of the mortal mind.  You head also explodes from dividing by 0. mine and steelfist's hill
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: jojolagger on May 23, 2010, 04:04:54 PM
Mystic Actually failed to destroy 963 (aka dr. Bright) and 343 (aka god). 343/963 proceeds to destroy mystic, rainen, and steelfist.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on May 23, 2010, 07:33:30 PM
i send Dr.Bright through a mirror using a green hued 093 and then keep 093 on my side of the mirror, trapping him.  (yea thats right i just beat you at your own game)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: jojolagger on May 23, 2010, 08:12:14 PM
i send Dr.Bright through a mirror using a green hued 093 and then keep 093 on my side of the mirror, trapping him.  (yea thats right i just beat you at your own game)
How do you send dr.bright through the mirror, as he is currently god?
Sitll our hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on May 23, 2010, 08:26:11 PM
i use 585 to sharpen my pencil and after 100 turns i pierce dr.bright's head by throwing it.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Cypher on May 23, 2010, 10:58:01 PM
While you're busy trying to kill dr. bright, I sneak up you and crack you neck.( YOU ARE DEAD ).
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: jojolagger on May 24, 2010, 07:59:05 AM
Dr.Bright catches the pencil and uses it as a toothpick.
Still our hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on May 24, 2010, 09:32:29 AM
As I was removed from existence, the universe restored me, as I am necessary for it to proceed on it's PURPOSE. I then proceed to restore rainen. We combine our power, ingest the Eathblood, recruit the brotherhood of sorcerers and the seven gods, our power surpassing even 343. Destroying you, we remove 963 from 343, effectively killing him. I incinerate the body and throw 343 into the void itself.

Our hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: jojolagger on May 24, 2010, 10:03:25 AM
Reappearing ,hamburger in hand, 343/963 returns to the universe, negates the eathblood, Destroys the impostors know as the 7 gods, and edits the universe to not need you or rainen for any purpose, then destroys you.
Our hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on May 24, 2010, 10:14:00 AM
and how does he do that, being dead, and, beside that, weaker than us?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Ertxiem on May 24, 2010, 11:26:21 AM
I sneeze. A snot is ejected at high speed and ends up on the ground.
I stare at that little yellow bump on the ground for a while and I realize that I can claim:
My Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: jojolagger on May 24, 2010, 12:19:52 PM
and how does he do that, being dead, and, beside that, weaker than us?
He isn't dead or weaker than you, so with a wave of his hand while eating a hamburger.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on May 24, 2010, 01:04:26 PM
the SCP foundation site is shut down and removed so your fantasies no longer exist. Sorry bub welcome back to the real world.  Mine and steelfists hill
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: jojolagger on May 24, 2010, 01:23:05 PM
...your fantasies no longer exist...
Then it looks like my combat training means in rl I win. If I don't get my sources you don't get yours.
Our hill
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Ertxiem on May 24, 2010, 07:01:26 PM
It's so sad being ignored. My (snot) hill, that nobody seem to want.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on May 24, 2010, 08:17:38 PM
your combat training means nothing since i myself happen to be an expert in the use of weapons such as katanas and shuriken.  Since everybody knows a fist can't stop a blade, i win making it my kill erhm i mean hill.  and steelfist owns it too.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on May 24, 2010, 08:40:55 PM
Your comment about a fist not being able to break a blade enrages Steelfist, causing him to break the truce... and your swords, he then kills you, and I "accidently" spill corrosive acid on him and his fist, I won't bother fortifying, but MY HILL ANYWAY!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: jojolagger on May 24, 2010, 08:48:46 PM
I said combat training. I never said unarmed combat training. Sword and shield, Quarterstaff, arming sword, Poleaxes, Scottish two-handed sword (The place I train actually has one). Me and my western martial arts buddies kill rainen, steelfist and Duskling.
Our hill.
P.S. Shuriken are not weapons. They were to be thrown behind you to discourage chasing you.
Katana Loses to chain-mail or Plate armo,r woot for really armor.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on May 24, 2010, 09:04:03 PM
I poison your sake, so you and your martial arts buddies all die. My Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: jojolagger on May 24, 2010, 09:12:31 PM
I poison your sake, so you and your martial arts buddies all die. My Hill.
Sake?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on May 25, 2010, 08:41:53 AM
Nobody bothers to explain, after they die, how they came back. Despite this, the corrosive acid wasn't all that corrosive, so I had time to wash it off before it burnt me.

Anyway, I punch Duskling with my steel fist, caving in his head. For good measure, I do the same to you. My hill.

I then equip myself in super-strong steel armour, and research the arcane arts, in all their forms.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Cypher on May 25, 2010, 11:19:02 AM
Armor doesn't prevent imprisonement. I point a lazer at your face, blinding you then I imprison you in a steel cage. Our hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on May 25, 2010, 12:54:48 PM
My steel-fist is made of denser and harder steel than any other steel, so I punch my way out, and crush your skull with my fist.

I then upgrade my armour to be more futuristic; It is still made of steel, but now has a visor, to prevent blinding.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on May 25, 2010, 02:12:38 PM
i get a few hundred grenaeds and blow your %(^)$@# bodies up. my hill also as a countermeasure i imprison all your remains in a diamond cage lined with uranium.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Bromtaghon on May 26, 2010, 03:53:24 PM
You're attacked by hordes of Grammar Nazis for not capitalizing your sentences, I take the hill and lock you in an interdimensional literary school.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on May 26, 2010, 05:17:41 PM
     I begin my escape of your literary school first and foremost by confusing the teachers.  In order to confuse them I use perfect grammar and diction via the formation of perfectly coherent sentences.  After my escape, I blow the school up and then meander on back to the hill.  My wordy hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on May 26, 2010, 05:21:39 PM
*Sigh* but you set up no defenses blah, blah, blah, and you know the rest.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on May 26, 2010, 05:26:28 PM
i disintegrate the hill via a wormhole and then leave due to boredom.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on May 26, 2010, 05:28:14 PM
I rebuild the Hill, hire a sniper, and get him to blow your brains out while you walk away from boredom. I also get 100,000 snipers to guard the Hill, who all have night and heat vision goggles to spot any intruders. MY HILL!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on May 26, 2010, 05:37:28 PM
the bullet passes right through me and i then i look back at the hill before turning back around. As the hill spontaneously explodes in slow motion i put on sunglasses and strut away .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqz5dbs5zmo
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Bromtaghon on May 26, 2010, 10:42:01 PM
There is no hill, so I can claim it since it doesn't exist.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on May 27, 2010, 08:18:04 AM
I use my knowledge of the arcane arts to cause me to reform in spirit near the previous location of the hill. I then permanantly attune myself to steel, making myself, in effect, a 'Steel Elemental'. After that, I form my body out of living steel; I feel no pain, and the steel I am now made out of is denser and harder (But as flexible as my previous body) than any other steel. I then make a hill out of steel. Since there is no other hill, the new hill is this one, which I claim.
MY HILL.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Bromtaghon on May 27, 2010, 07:50:03 PM
You meet Uxie and stare into its eyes, your memory is wiped and you have no recollection of 'your' hill.  I call the hill and have Dialga place a time line around it, so anyone who goes past the line is warped a thousand years in the past when there was no hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on May 28, 2010, 10:55:45 AM
You're trying to outdo me with pokemon, hmmm... Very well.

I find and befriend mew, who, as the original pokemon, can do anything any other pokemon can do. Mew restores my memory by transforming into Dialga and moving me through time, just in time to stop Uxie from wiping my memory (This time line then becomes dominant, meaning I replace te present me, but keep all the memories). I then find Registeel, my natural ally. Mew transforms into Palkia and teleports us inside the time line, without crossing it. I kill you and take the hill, subjugating Dialga to my will. Mew departs, but promises to help, and Registeel remains to guard the hill. My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on May 28, 2010, 07:17:08 PM
I call upon the powers of the predator dragon and sacrifice 30 saprolings in order to boost it's power,
http://www.dragonguardian.com/mtgblog/wp-content/uploads/predator_dragon.jpg
after that i summon frankensteins monster and remove all the 30 saprolings from play
http://s3.amazonaws.com/readers/2009/05/28/frankensteins-monster_1.jpg
I bring out fire dragon which then does immense damage to your registeel due to it's effect.
http://www.extensiveenterprisesonline.com/OnlineStore/images/tcgs/mtg/por/fire_dragon.jpg
I contact Nicol Bolas the Plainswalker right after he raids an artifact retrieval camp (he's got 60p from that) who causes you to loose everything with his -9 special effect

due to MTG being infinitely more amazing then pokemon, I completely destroy you.  Also the hill got killed by Nicol using his +3 effect.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: jojolagger on May 28, 2010, 08:34:44 PM
Time vault (http://www.cardkingdom.com/catalog/item/13253) and tezzeret (http://www.cardkingdom.com/catalog/item/125652).
My hill.
 :P
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Bromtaghon on May 28, 2010, 10:52:59 PM
Arceus uncreates you, jojolagger... and you, rainen... and anyone else who intends to steal the hill in this timeline or any other.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on May 29, 2010, 02:17:35 AM
Due to me being made of steel, I cannot be fully destroyed. A small amount of me was hurled clear, and gradually regenerated into the whole of me.

As the hill got destroyed, I create another one and claim it. This is not stealing. I then kill you.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Bromtaghon on May 29, 2010, 12:28:40 PM
You weren't destroyed, you were uncreated, as in, you never existed, period, but okay, even Arceus has flaws.  Mewtwo takes me to the Pokémon Center where I'm resurrected into an undead necromancer, then I pay Zorbak, Noxus, and Sepulchure each a thousand minions so they sic all their creations, including Dracolich Fluffy, on you.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on May 29, 2010, 01:24:24 PM
I wasn't uncreated-you only uncreated Jojolagger and rainen.

Nobody else ever bothers to explain how they survived.

Anyway- I ally with the heroes- you know the ones; Artix, Warlic, ect, and together we defeat the army (They have won against worse odds, after all). I then use my somewhat awesome powers over steel to defeat Zorbak, Noxus, and Sepulchre (With His Dracolich) with the help of the heroes, and another dragon. I keep the hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on May 29, 2010, 04:43:20 PM
your pokemon references and battleon references pale in comparison to the power of the BFM
http://johnnyjoint.files.wordpress.com/2006/10/bfm.JPG

after some extreme pwnage I claim the hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on May 29, 2010, 06:19:31 PM
Since the BFM is only a card, I burn it and you are defenseless, I shoot you and claim the Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Bromtaghon on May 29, 2010, 10:27:17 PM
Arceus uncreates you, jojolagger... and you, rainen... and anyone else who intends to steal the hill in this timeline or any other.

Steelfist, you were uncreated, because you wanted to take the hill.

Anyways, I summon the random one from the former Sinister Design forums and his army of shadowlings, who Shadow Blast you into a state of extreme depression, you spend eternity crying in a corner.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: jojolagger on May 29, 2010, 10:31:20 PM
Arceus uncreates you, jojolagger... and you, rainen... and anyone else who intends to steal the hill in this timeline or any other.

Steelfist, you were uncreated, because you wanted to take the hill.
He got better.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on May 30, 2010, 02:56:32 AM
I didn't intend to steal the hill-I created a new one! I think that gives me rights of ownership, really.

Since no-one claimed the hill, and Duskling is crying in a corner, I claim the hill. MY HILL.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on May 30, 2010, 11:26:19 AM
An orange falls on my head, and I come to my senses, so I shoot Steelfist and claim the Hill. My. Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on May 30, 2010, 11:36:43 AM
I simply incorporate the bullet into myself, as I am a steel elemental and made of steel. I then stab you repeatedly and reclaim the hill. My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on May 30, 2010, 11:56:13 AM
I use my serum (see avatar) to revive myself, then I use my lava-acid combonation to melt you and your steel, so I claim the Hill. My Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on May 30, 2010, 12:05:17 PM
Once the acid/Lava has finished melting me, I begin to reform. Once I have reformed, I crush you to death. My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on May 30, 2010, 12:36:31 PM
While you were crushing me, I injected your Steelfist with a flesh serum, turning you into a human, then, with you not being able to crush me through my Beskar'gam, I inject you with a poison that slowly eats away at your insides, causing extreme pain, and your eventual death. Oh, and my Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Bromtaghon on May 30, 2010, 05:47:43 PM
I get Nikki Yanofsky to sing 'I Believe' a million times until you get so bored you jump off a cliff (it's a great song, but that's got to be repetitive after the sixteenth repetition).  My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on May 31, 2010, 01:19:04 AM
Since, being a Steel Elemental, I can control steel. I made some of my body flee before it was contaminated by the serum. This allows me to reform.

I stab Bromataghon in the throat. My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on May 31, 2010, 03:49:48 PM
I lie to the people of the U.S. Mint that you are silver, not steel, so they use you for their nickles, dimes, etc., and find out that you are steel and that steel is better than silver at that, so all the steel in the world is now coins, not allowing you to reform, my Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: MikeW781 on June 01, 2010, 12:20:16 PM
I store my silver currency (i doubt thats what coins are made of) untill it becomes rare and valuable. I then use it to buy the entire world, and have people sign contracts that they must defend my hill in return for their land. I also hire every current soldier in the world in order to create and army large enough to put down any rebellions.

My World (and hill)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on June 01, 2010, 03:27:00 PM
I make you lok like a fraud in front of all of your soldiers, who then start a rebellion (irony?), kill you, only to all be put in a gas chmber and killed by me. My Hill, I have no use for the world, I'll give it to Steelfist.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Bromtaghon on June 01, 2010, 04:00:29 PM
I steal the world mid-transaction and collide it with Jupiter, the hill is sucked into the planet and never seen again.  I rebuild a hill somewhere in the Kuiper Belt that you'll never be able to find.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on June 01, 2010, 04:03:12 PM
Fair enough, I didn't find, Steelfist did, and I followed him, leading to your destruction, and the Hill being split between me and Steelfist, how about it Steelfist?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on June 03, 2010, 09:49:30 AM
Sure-by the way, I could reform as coins-I just waited. One single coin escaped the earth in Duskling's pocket, and reformed into my body. I then found as much steel as I could. With it I constructed minions, made of living steel but unable to manipulate it. They guard the hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on June 03, 2010, 03:37:02 PM
Since we now have an alliance, Steelfist and I proceed to obliterate Cyprus, that's right, Brom, eat your heart out, to ensure we don't have as many competitors for the Hill. Our Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Bromtaghon on June 03, 2010, 08:10:35 PM
Cyprus rebels move to Luxembourg, start a rebellion, conquer it, and kill Duskling.  Steelfist is thrown in prison, my hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: jojolagger on June 03, 2010, 09:40:03 PM
I Lets steelfist out of my prison and ask if I may join the alliance. Mean while my hired gun shot Bromtaghon dead.

My/Our hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on June 04, 2010, 02:07:00 AM
I allow Jojolagger into the alliance, after finding a wounded Duskling. We control the hill, but never actually lost it (My minions still guarded it, even while I was imprisoned.

OUR HILL!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Bromtaghon on June 04, 2010, 07:34:11 AM
How is it jojolagger's prison, did I miss something?
Anyways, since I'm about as wounded as Duskling was (we're both dead, which means wounded), Anya heals me back to full health, I grind fighting Ravinale Guards until I have overpowered stats and attack the hill, with a single Cryo Cross I kill you all.  I throw up millions of big shields around it.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: MikeW781 on June 04, 2010, 11:42:18 AM
we all had wool hats, so we're cool
(btw i am the hired gun)
still our hill
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on June 04, 2010, 04:05:58 PM
We crush the Cyprus rebellion, and move our base of operations (the Hill) to somewhere where you will never, ever, guess (and I mean it, you'll have to find out its location to fight us and try to reclaim the Hill). Our Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Bromtaghon on June 04, 2010, 10:44:44 PM
I don't bother guessing, I send a stalker to find it, and he reports back to me.  China, Panama, Brunei, and all the remaining countries in WD2, as well as all the ones from the original WD, and any others previously unmentioned from the old forums, send a military force, kill you, lock you in the Underworld, and give me the hill. 
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: jojolagger on June 04, 2010, 11:18:04 PM
Missed it. :P
Still our hill.
Note on me owning the prison. I was inactive in the king of the hill bit. THat was me getting vast amounts of wealth buy (ab)using the stock market. I now own a lot.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: MikeW781 on June 05, 2010, 11:01:14 AM
I gain vast amounts of wealth from Luxembourg for having defended them in WD2. I then use this money to create an army containing all the current soldiers in the world, the jedi, the clones, all the TRPG heros and their teams (from everybodies games), and the undead. We are equipped with the greatest technology in all the worlds, and all the soldiers are taught Mando'a. Their descendants are taught only Mando'a from birth, and also are tuaght to kill anything that speaks another language.
Our (now well defended) Hill
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: jojolagger on June 05, 2010, 11:52:41 AM
You still haven't found the hill yet.
Our hill.
P.S. You army kills every last civilian, as you only taught your army the language.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Bromtaghon on June 05, 2010, 11:57:38 AM
Missed it. :P
I don't bother guessing, I send a stalker to find it, and he reports back to me.

How can I miss it?  I found it, so I can't exactly miss.  A paradox occurs, you're banned for causing it.  Some idiot mistakes Duskling as an alias of Presentiment, reports him to Ert, who bans him, and I take over the hill.  mikew781's post never having happened, I then recruit all of his soldiers, minus the Mando'a part.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: MikeW781 on June 05, 2010, 12:24:45 PM
My post still happened. Nothing you said there negates any of it, and if we could just say "your post didn't happen", this would be a crappy game
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Bromtaghon on June 05, 2010, 12:54:44 PM
Let me clarify: jojolagger's paradox caused a rupture in the time frame.  Thus your post never existed.  You didn't claim the hill, so it's still me.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: MikeW781 on June 05, 2010, 01:06:54 PM
mikew781's post never having happened, I then recruit all of his soldiers.
Thus your post never existed.
Anybody else see a logic problem here? Lets summarize: I never posted to create my army, but now you control said army? This paradox removes all confusing elements from the world. SO, the only thing left is Brom standing on the hill. I shoot him. THEN:
I gain vast amounts of wealth from Luxembourg for having defended them in WD2. I then use this money to create an army containing all the current soldiers in the world, the jedi, the clones, all the TRPG heros and their teams (from everybodies games), and the undead. We are equipped with the greatest technology in all the worlds, and all the soldiers are taught Mando'a. Their descendants are taught only Mando'a from birth, and also are tuaght to kill anything that speaks another language.
Our (now well defended) Hill


Also,
P.S. You army kills every last civilian, as you only taught your army the language.
The civilians learn Mando'a too.
THERE
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Bromtaghon on June 05, 2010, 01:15:21 PM
mikew781's post never having happened, I then recruit all of his soldiers.
Thus your post never existed.
Anybody else see a logic problem here? Lets summarize: I never posted to create my army, but now you control said army? This paradox removes all confusing elements from the world. SO, the only thing left is Brom standing on the hill. I shoot him. THEN:
I gain vast amounts of wealth from Luxembourg for having defended them in WD2. I then use this money to create an army containing all the current soldiers in the world, the jedi, the clones, all the TRPG heros and their teams (from everybodies games), and the undead. We are equipped with the greatest technology in all the worlds, and all the soldiers are taught Mando'a. Their descendants are taught only Mando'a from birth, and also are tuaght to kill anything that speaks another language.
Our (now well defended) Hill


Also,
P.S. You army kills every last civilian, as you only taught your army the language.
The civilians learn Mando'a too.
THERE

I go back in time, change 'I then recruit all of his soldiers' to 'I recruit all the soldiers mikew781 tried to recruit in an alternate timeline', thus, he shot not me, but my decoy, who then killed him before he could recruit all of my soldiers.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: jojolagger on June 05, 2010, 01:41:50 PM
The hill detonates, All that is left is a small metal sheet. It has the text "Bravo you found the decoy hill, moron."
Our hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Bromtaghon on June 05, 2010, 02:51:03 PM
But the real hill also belongs to me, since no one else claimed it.  My army moves there.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: MikeW781 on June 05, 2010, 03:39:30 PM
I go back in time, change 'I then recruit all of his soldiers' to 'I recruit all the soldiers mikew781 tried to recruit in an alternate timeline', thus, he shot not me, but my decoy, who then killed him before he could recruit all of my soldiers.
No. You LEFT, that means you weren't there, so i waited for you. And you can't recruit my soldiers at any time, both because you didn't have the cash (so you couldn't take them before i hired them) and you can't speak Mando'a (so you can't recruit them after i take them).

Watch the stupid paradoxes!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Bromtaghon on June 05, 2010, 03:52:31 PM
The first two sentences of your post make no sense, and you get banned.  No one has claimed the hill yet, so it's still me.  I recruit every single warrior from every single universe, make them swear loyalty to me, and guard it.  (Which means I have several deities protecting me.)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on June 05, 2010, 04:50:03 PM
We recruit every single warrior from every universe of every dimension, didn't think about that did you? Your forces are crushed within the first hour of the battle; we shoot you, in the head, twice, so you're dead, and we claim the Hill with every warrior and your fallen turncoat warriors defending it. Our Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Bromtaghon on June 06, 2010, 02:30:55 PM
Universii in other dimensions are still unversii, thus I still recruited all their warriors.  You thus have no soldiers, I shoot you in the head, twice, so you're dead, and I remain the ruler of the hill.  Loopholes, FTW.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: jojolagger on June 06, 2010, 04:58:03 PM
But you only had the decoy.
I have the hill hidden past the reset button.
Our hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Bromtaghon on June 06, 2010, 05:15:21 PM
But you only had the decoy.
I have the hill hidden past the reset button.
Our hill.
But the real hill also belongs to me, since no one else claimed it.  My army moves there.

I posted before yours, thus I claimed it first (unless you're saying there's a second decoy, which you didn't) and thus I own the hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on June 06, 2010, 05:28:45 PM
Yeah, you own a Hill, a Hill with a ton of explosives placed underneath, and it is a decoy of a decoy, so you die along with any soldiers that you had at your disposal, and we move to our Hill, the real one. Our Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Bromtaghon on June 06, 2010, 05:33:39 PM
So? You have no defenses, besides, didn't I ban you Duskling?  Anyways, everyone else in your alliance is so surprised I abandoned Cyprus they die of shock.  My hill, Luca revives all of my soldiers.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on June 06, 2010, 06:18:19 PM
Luca felt that she was safe away from everything, so she made it that only if she somehow ceased to exist in the material realm, your soldiers would die, but since someone finished TSoG (http://sinisterdesign.net/forum/index.php?topic=279.0), she no longer existed, so your soldiers died again, our finel remaining scientists cloned us, so we kill you and claim the Hill. Our Hill.

P.S., I banned you, too.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Bromtaghon on June 06, 2010, 06:30:46 PM
Even when Luca no longer exists, it doesn't mean my soldiers die; when Luca is dissipated in battle in TSoG, does every player she has, at one point or another, revived, die? No.  And as for the banning, well, my Internet connection banned you before you could ban me, obsoleting your ban on me.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on June 06, 2010, 06:32:23 PM
Since you did not claim the Hill in your last post, your soldiers are demoralized and disapointed in you, so they all leave you, we move in and kill you, once and for all. Still our Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Bromtaghon on June 06, 2010, 10:09:41 PM
I didn't claim it because I still owned it because I negated your claim, thus, my soldiers don't leave me, they aim their disappointment at you, so they kill you, once and for all.  My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on June 06, 2010, 10:50:34 PM
Because of rapid breeding efforts in the countries of Luxembourg and Burundi, and the re-cloning of me because of my cloned coleagues, we collect the mant scientifical minds of the Earth and other worlds to create something unimaginably powerful, and, after many plot twists, I decide to make a potentially long story short and use a Portal Gun (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wb7aDZeO_MQ) to drop a nuke on your head via a portal opened by a payed spy whom you did not notice until it was too late. Our Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Bromtaghon on June 07, 2010, 07:27:10 AM
I might not have noticed it, but Set did.  He threw a shield up around the nuke, thus preventing it from exploding.  I summon that big-sea-serpent thing from the dead Nation of Hubras RP from the old forums, which, being unimaginably powerful, destroys your unimaginably powerful something.  My hill.  Oh, and my soldiers still exist, since the unimaginably powerful thing didn't get a chance to kill them.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on June 07, 2010, 04:01:20 PM
Since what you just posted was unimaginably cheesy (no offense), someone ordered a pizza with you on it, therfore rendering your entire army and stuff leaderless, they disband and join our army, and they help take the Hill for Brom Loyalists. Our Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Bromtaghon on June 07, 2010, 04:17:39 PM
They take the hill FOR Brom Loyalists? That means they took it FOR me, doesn't it?  So your entire army is loyal to me, and they take the hill in my name, thus making it my hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: jojolagger on June 07, 2010, 05:05:28 PM
That guard is a spy, my spy to be specific. He proceeds to kill off all of your troops, and open the doors for my group.
Our hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Bromtaghon on June 07, 2010, 06:32:04 PM
Which guard?
For your group, but you have no army, so I just kill you, as I'm not a troop.  Besides, technically the Brom Loyalists are Duskling's troops, so they survive.  They are still guarding the hill, and no one else can recruit soldiers because I recruited them and they're dead, remember?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: jojolagger on June 07, 2010, 06:50:10 PM
So they are guarding the hill and you want to know which guard? All of them. All of the guards are double agents who actually work for me. They kill you, fix up me and by buddies because you are a lousy shot.
Our hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Bromtaghon on June 07, 2010, 11:19:03 PM
You contradict yourself- first there's one guard who kills the other and then it's all of them who kill me.  And I didn't shoot you, I killed you by an unstated way, so whether or not I'm a lousy shot has nothing to do with it.  I'm as alive as you guys are, so I come back, recruit my slightly confused guards (because you contradicted yourself) and kill you.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: jojolagger on June 08, 2010, 06:23:23 AM
I actually didn't contradict my self.  That post is simply them killing all of your troops not a guard duty. All of the guards (at the present time) were spy's, and they kill your troops.
As I doubt you could get close enough to kill us any other way, you would have to use a gun.
My guards shoot you dead and patch us up.
Our hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: torugo on June 08, 2010, 01:51:46 PM
i dig tunnels underneath the hill and fill it with highly flammable products and send my pheonix in the tunnel burning the hill and everyone on it. then using the pheonix to build a defensive fire wall again. its my crispy hill
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Bromtaghon on June 08, 2010, 03:49:28 PM
My necromancers raise the undead, who are already inside the firewall, they kill you and the pheonix joins us.  My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on June 08, 2010, 03:50:53 PM
Yeah, I extinguish the phoenix, and since there was no origin to the necromancers, they don't exist. We kill you. Our Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Bromtaghon on June 08, 2010, 03:52:55 PM
The necromancers were some of the warriors that I hired.  Thus they do exist, and you didn't describe how you killed me, so I'll just say you assumed I was one of my numerous soldiers, so you're dead 'cause the rest of my soldiers killed you.  My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: jojolagger on June 08, 2010, 04:32:41 PM
Having kill the necromancers prior, along with all your other troops, I walk in to a field full of dead body's and reclaim the hill, shooting you dead, and shooting every "dead" body in the head to be sure.
I then fortify the position.
Our hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Bromtaghon on June 08, 2010, 04:55:58 PM
You're banned for being confusing, since neither of your posts make sense, and for double posting.  Thus, your posts are erased and it's still my hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: GOD on June 08, 2010, 04:56:38 PM
not his fault... i had deleted a flaming post, and apparently did it while he was replying
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on June 08, 2010, 04:57:37 PM
*Sigh* you didn't fortify yourself again, seems that nobody learns their lesson around here, so I stab you to death in your sleep. Our Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Bromtaghon on June 08, 2010, 04:58:19 PM
I still have my soldiers, since no one ever removed them; they kill you... again.  It's still my hill, and MY SOLDIERS ARE STILL ALIVE!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: jojolagger on June 08, 2010, 04:59:20 PM
my double-crossing spy's had already killed your soldiers.
Our hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Bromtaghon on June 08, 2010, 05:01:44 PM
Right, your double-crossing spy owns a had that already killed my soldiers.  You realize that 'had' is not a noun, and thus it disappears, un-killing my soldiers, and killing you.  My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: jojolagger on June 08, 2010, 05:07:36 PM
Last page my spy's killed your troops. Had is past tense, because it has already happened.
Only my troops are left.
Our hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: MikeW781 on June 08, 2010, 05:21:39 PM
Spy's means possesive of a spy, not mutliple spies. You should have written spies, which is what brom tried to point out
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Bromtaghon on June 08, 2010, 05:39:27 PM
So, the Grammar Nazis kill you (jojolagger) and remove you from existence, thus it's still my hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on June 08, 2010, 05:41:33 PM
What is this coming to?!?!? I go into a temporarily mad state, not feeling pain, I claw through every one of your soldiers, killing them, and then you, too, before returning to normal and claiming the Hill. Our Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Bromtaghon on June 08, 2010, 05:43:25 PM
Since you were dead and you're still alive, I guess I am also, I kill you with my Hell Quest sword.  I then build a fortress and recruit all the spirits (who you dissipated but did not kill).  My hill.  And you can't recruit any soldiers, remember.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on June 08, 2010, 05:45:41 PM
I come back to life, and go back in time to when you raised your Hell Quest sword. Because you can't connect this game and that game, you are sucked into a paradox along with your sword and your men, never to return. Our Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Bromtaghon on June 08, 2010, 05:52:09 PM
A spirit posseses mikew781, who betrays you, kills you (and anyone else in your alliance, I don't remember if jojolagger counts) and claims it in the name of the Brom Loyalists; all the female spirits revive my soldiers, who guard the castle.  So I'm not there, but it's the Brom Loyalist's hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on June 08, 2010, 05:55:00 PM
So you leave to your secret estate, when Mike, realizing what he has done and driving the spirit from his mind and body, quickly clones all of us, and we go after you and we kill you. Then your loyalists all learn of the news, and disband, leaderless, so we claim the Hill. Our Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Bromtaghon on June 08, 2010, 05:57:32 PM
You went after me? Through the paradox black hole? So you can't return either to the KotH realm either. The nomadic, leaderless group reforms under the guidance of some random guy named Bromta G'hon.  His hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: torugo on June 09, 2010, 02:13:00 PM
me pheonix that you stole burns you and puts you in the hospital for 2 years. but thanks to you i have to train a new pheonix so its no ones hill
(made it easy for the next guy)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Bromtaghon on June 09, 2010, 04:08:55 PM
In order to burn me, the pheonix had to follow me through the hole.  Since there can't be a new pheonix until the first one dies and is reborn, you have nothing.  It's the Loyalists' hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on June 09, 2010, 04:13:19 PM
I die in the paradox hole, somehow your Loyalists hear of this, and disband, thinking that the threat is eliminated. Steelfist then clones me again, and we claim the Hill, unapposed. Our Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Bromtaghon on June 09, 2010, 04:14:58 PM
The paradox hole sucks you back, 'cause you can't return, remember? Since this game would be no fun if we couldn't, I simply form a new hill, paradox-suck all my soldiers into the alternate dimension with me, and have them guard my hill.  I then close the hole so no newcomers can get it, and kill you (Dusk) and your alliance.

Oh, and there are no hospitals in the alternate dimension.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: torugo on June 10, 2010, 10:17:56 AM
getting back the pheonix you stole from me and the new one i raise along with one i found lying around i now have three pheonix. and i burn you so bad it burns to get wet. then i have each of my pheonix guard a different part of the hill outside my fire wall. and if you put one out the others can revive it and the fire wall doesnt dissappear until all are put out for a short time. my hill
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Bromtaghon on June 10, 2010, 03:38:21 PM
Remember how I said there as only one pheonix?  So, it takes forever to burn me.  By that time my soldiers kill you.  My hill.

Even if there could be more, (after all, it's your created creature, not mine) I never stole one so you only have two, it's still not long enough to burn me before I kill you.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: torugo on June 10, 2010, 04:59:30 PM
they kill you and the pheonix joins us.  My hill.
that proves you stole the pheonix and who said that there has to be one my picture says otherwise
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on June 10, 2010, 05:00:36 PM
Maybe the phoenix? Perhaps it wanted you to be only its owner?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: torugo on June 10, 2010, 05:22:54 PM
bromtaghon i have noticed that for the last 3 pages you have been denying how people have breeched youre defences. you make up a bunch of crud and completely change how people take the hill that isnt fair
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on June 10, 2010, 05:24:28 PM
I guess, since this is a game, he can do many things, but taking the defensive with soomething that hasn't come up before would certainly be considered cheating in my book, but I don't think he's done that, at least not yet. But for now, chill out, there should be an explanation to this.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Bromtaghon on June 10, 2010, 05:41:19 PM
they kill you and the pheonix joins us.  My hill.
that proves you stole the pheonix and who said that there has to be one my picture says otherwise
No, it joined me, I did not forcefully grab it from you.  It joined of its own will because it is a sentient being.  I also clearly stated that if there could be more than one pheonix, you would still only have two, and not three, which still would not burn me fast enough before I could kill you.

bromtaghon i have noticed that for the last 3 pages you have been denying how people have breeched youre defences. you make up a bunch of crud and completely change how people take the hill that isnt fair

I don't just say 'Your post doesn't matter.  My hill.' over and over again, I actually come up with (semi)logical reasons.  Besides, it's too fun pointing out all the loopholes in your posts.

Also: Duskling, you may be cloned, but you're the clone of a dead man, so how do you intend to take the hill?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on June 10, 2010, 05:55:37 PM
If you clone someone or something, it is alive even if the clonee is dead, just so long as the DNA sample you're using is intact.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: jojolagger on June 10, 2010, 05:57:07 PM
bromtaghon i have noticed that for the last 3 pages you have been denying how people have breeched youre defences. you make up a bunch of crud and completely change how people take the hill that isnt fair

I don't just say 'Your post doesn't matter.  My hill.' over and over again, I actually come up with illogical reasons.  Besides, it's too fun pointing out all the loopholes in your posts.

Also: Duskling, you may be cloned, but you're the clone of a dead man, so how do you intend to take the hill?
Fixed.
You crossed the line from genius to stupidity 3 pages ago.
torugo's Hill because he deserves it, if for no other reason.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Bromtaghon on June 10, 2010, 06:00:51 PM
I would like it if you would explain how my posts are illogical, since you haven't and I don't feel like taking your word for it.

My soldiers kill torugo, my hill...
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on June 10, 2010, 06:04:54 PM
You did not capitalize "Hill," so you took some random hill. I' am cloned once more and our clone army of myself, Steelfist, Mike, and jojolagger take over the Hill, that includes fortifying it. Our Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: jojolagger on June 10, 2010, 06:06:39 PM
I would like it if you would explain how my posts are illogical, since you haven't and I don't feel like taking your word for it.
OK
The paradox hole sucks you back, 'cause you can't return, remember?
Despite the fact his body is still in the paradox hole.

Also: Duskling, you may be cloned, but you're the clone of a dead man, so how do you intend to take the hill?
Because you seem to think a clone of a dead man is automatically dead to.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Bromtaghon on June 10, 2010, 06:10:06 PM
The paradox hole sucks you back, 'cause you can't return, remember?
Despite the fact his body is still in the paradox hole.
Care to elaborate more on this? I still don't quite get your point.

Also: Duskling, you may be cloned, but you're the clone of a dead man, so how do you intend to take the hill?
Because you seem to think a clone of a dead man is automatically dead to.
He was dead before he was cloned, thus, his cloned heart was not beating, his cloned cells were dead.  Now, if he'd been cloned before he'd died, that would have been different.

Anyways, I bribe your soldiers, causing a diversion, and sneak into the Hill.  I throw you across the Forum Games to Hell Quest and take over the Hill.  My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: jojolagger on June 10, 2010, 06:17:34 PM
The paradox hole sucks you back, 'cause you can't return, remember?
Despite the fact his body is still in the paradox hole.
Care to elaborate more on this? I still don't quite get your point.
He didn't return. It is a completely different him. The version of him that can't escape is still there.

Also: Duskling, you may be cloned, but you're the clone of a dead man, so how do you intend to take the hill?
Because you seem to think a clone of a dead man is automatically dead to.
He was dead before he was cloned, thus, his cloned heart was not beating, his cloned cells were dead.  Now, if he'd been cloned before he'd died, that would have been different.
That is completely illogical. Clones don't work like that.

The devil, fearing me, frees me and my allies, and grants us many of his minions. We kill you, send you to hell to be tortured, and begin to fortify the hill. I extend a offer of allegiance to torugo.
Our hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Bromtaghon on June 10, 2010, 06:22:26 PM
I suppose you have a point on the new-clone-being-able-to-return part.  As for the cloning-reviving-dead-bodies part, since cloning is an inexistant technology, you can't say clones don't work like that unless you can state a source.  That's as illogical as me saying 'Your post doesn't work like that' and ignoring it.

Some of my soldiers steal your cloning machines, send it to the Hell Realm, I clone myself and escape.  Once back in the Paradox Realm, I develop a way to be constantly cloning myself, thus, I'm immortal (seeing as by your reasoning, it revives your dead cells.)  I kill you all and lock you in a metal box.  You asphyxiate, even though you're already dead.  But no one pays attention to deaths in this thread- we all come back somehow.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: jojolagger on June 10, 2010, 06:41:11 PM
since cloning is an inexistant technology,
Yeah, non-existent. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_cloning) Due to the fact you now have over 9000 clones of your self, you begin to fight yourself (there can only be one). Having been freed by my devilish minions, I proceed to destroy the cloning machine and have my minions destroy you and fortify the Hill.
Our Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: GOD on June 10, 2010, 06:50:42 PM
since cloning is an inexistant technology,
Brom, are you seriously saying that using non-exsitant technology shouldn't count? Have you read ANY of this thread?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: jojolagger on June 10, 2010, 09:35:00 PM
since cloning is an inexistant technology,
Brom, are you seriously saying that using non-exsitant technology shouldn't count? Have you read ANY of this thread?
I also extend an invite to GOD.
Still our Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Bromtaghon on June 11, 2010, 10:34:16 AM
since cloning is an inexistant technology,
Brom, are you seriously saying that using non-exsitant technology shouldn't count? Have you read ANY of this thread?
No, I'm saying that there wasn't any canon for it because it's non-existant, which jojolagger has just proven wrong.  In any case, this argument is mootable now since we've decided it can clone dead people and revive them.  Also, the arguments about my illogical deniance (is that a word?) are also useless since they've already happened and have already been counteracted.

I also realized that you'll have to break the alliance if I stop posting in this thread.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: GOD on June 11, 2010, 11:39:04 AM
I join. Because we have GOD on our side, the hill (and world) becomes ours
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on June 11, 2010, 09:38:47 PM
I go atheist on your ass and then that makes you abandon the earth.  My hill
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: MikeW781 on June 12, 2010, 06:08:10 PM
You have no defenses. I kill you, claim the hill for the alliance, then set up uber defense that are totally secret. By that i mean i don't want to take the time to write them.

I extend an invitation to ranien to join the anti-Brom alliance
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: algebra15 on June 12, 2010, 06:11:41 PM
I enlist Shadowcat, who phases through you and shorts out all your defenses.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: torugo on June 12, 2010, 06:15:14 PM
you didnt set up any defences of youre own so i easily burn you and then sink the hill to the depths of hell never to rise until someone else takes it. then i have the fire wall put right on the hole and have the pheonixes guard it
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on June 12, 2010, 06:17:16 PM
Satan gets mad that your phoenix are stealing his buisness of making hell firey, so he keeps all of you down there, but sends the Hill up to Earth, where we claim it and mount defenses. Our Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: algebra15 on June 12, 2010, 06:24:54 PM
I tell the X-men lay seige upon your defenses.

5 ishes later...

The X-men have the hill. The Avengers of the western coast come and help defend.

And you can only have the hill if you can name at least 4 of the original 5 X-men.
Or 10 of the Avengers prior to 1968.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: torugo on June 12, 2010, 06:27:53 PM
my pheonixes absorb so much fire in hell they beome as big as mt. everest and break out of hell and burn the hole planet. and i use a power i learned in hell to summon fire zombies to go on a endless rampage outside the fire wall of my hill. my crispy hill
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: algebra15 on June 12, 2010, 06:31:19 PM
YOU DIDN'T NAME THE X-MEN OR THE AVENGERS; YOU GO STRAIGHT BACK TO HELL.

My hill, and I invent a zombie cure so my heroes cannot be defeated again like that; I enlist Spider-man, the Fantastic four, and the Phoenix force, who possesses stuff. So don't even TRY an evil robot.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: torugo on June 12, 2010, 06:37:25 PM
i return from hell again only this time with the pheonixes even bigger and i go to space and use all of there power together to shoot a comet at the hill whiping out all of youre heros. i return with the same defense as before only this time leave my pheonixes outside the wall with the zombies and reviving anyone who falls. try to beat endless rampaging zombies that revive then all three of my pheonixes
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on June 12, 2010, 06:39:46 PM
Jean Grey, Professor X, Cyclops, and Iceman. Now that you've handed over the Hill, we've set up heavy defenses and fortified it with everything we've got, and then cloned all of that. Our Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: algebra15 on June 12, 2010, 06:44:43 PM
THANK YOU, Duskling. Now the X-force and the Brotherhood of evil come with decloners, which reduces you down to a single size force. and they beat you up. I set up air raid sirens that make anyone in the hearing radius (5 miles) run for cover and not even think about taking over a hill
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on June 12, 2010, 06:45:50 PM
But you didn't claim the Hill. Our reconstructed Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: algebra15 on June 12, 2010, 06:59:27 PM
I time travel the whole world except for the present hill, which gets nuked, back to the time where I had control of the hill, and claim the hill, changing history, and call off the nukes in my universe. In your alternate universe, there is no hill, and you're stuck in another space-time continuum.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: torugo on June 12, 2010, 07:03:26 PM
i get mad at you for preventing me from going to hell and allowing my pheonixes to get bigger and for me to lose my zombie power. so i commit the 7 deadly sins go to hell again get back everything and swarm the hill with the power from the future and set up the same defense with reviving rampaging zombies that revive from my pheonixes that will burn you if you get past the zombies. then afterwords taking down my fire wall
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: algebra15 on June 12, 2010, 07:05:09 PM
I diagram a complex compound sentence, which kills anything within 10 miles of the hill. My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on June 12, 2010, 07:06:35 PM
You forget to capitalize "Hill," so I take that oppertunity to escape the space-time continuum, and take over the Hill. While you're stuck with a hill. Our Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: torugo on June 12, 2010, 07:10:35 PM
and i retrun with a PHOENIX DOWN and revive me phoenixes and since you forgot the defences i just fly right up and burn you then use my pheonixes to raise the hill into the air and fly away to a random area of the planet never to be found again.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: algebra15 on June 12, 2010, 07:11:59 PM
I use a GPS and find you 3 seconds later.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: torugo on June 12, 2010, 07:14:59 PM
you found me but you didnt do anything so my zombies find you and massacre you and i fly the hill to a random spot on an alien world
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on June 12, 2010, 07:16:11 PM
Sure, take your hill, but I keep the Hill. We fortify t with our best soldiers that can outmatch anything and anyone within any dimension and universe. Our Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: algebra15 on June 12, 2010, 07:19:39 PM
I say d*** it all and find you with 5 satellites orbiting in a 3-sphere around a gravitational anomaly in a dodecasmurf (new 4-dimentional shape).

I then proceed to beat the living s*** out of you. With my bare hands. (I didn't know there was living **** in you either)

My Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: torugo on June 12, 2010, 07:21:18 PM
i control dusklings dead troops and catch you off guard they strangle you and tear out youre vocal cords so you may never speak again. and i keep dusklings perfect troops and my pheonixes by my side inside the fire wall.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: algebra15 on June 12, 2010, 07:25:48 PM
I get one of the artificial voice boxes while my old ones are grown back (the job should be done by next post). It sounds so horrible, all of your troops and you go away and die.

I defend the hill with a mike and a loudspeaker producing feedback that kills anyone within 200 meters.

My Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: torugo on June 12, 2010, 07:34:18 PM
my army of undead fire zombies assault youre hill and this time i have given them earplugs. (i soent a fortune man). they cant hear you and they take over the hill easily. then i put a  seal on the now sound proof fire wall that will only come undone when all 3 of my pheonxes have been extingushed and  send them all to hide in in different places guarded by thousands of fire zombies.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on June 12, 2010, 07:38:51 PM
Why is everyone ignoring our well-defended Hill? Still our Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: torugo on June 12, 2010, 07:40:35 PM
because all the troops on youre hill are now my fire zombies
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on June 12, 2010, 07:41:58 PM
But they pull out since you didn't give the order to claim the Hill. Still our Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: algebra15 on June 12, 2010, 07:42:13 PM
I send out legions of fire-eaters with zombie cures. They look for the smoke emitted by the fire zombies, and eat the zombies. They then eat the phoenices (that's the latin plural of phoenix), and break through a wall, and kill everyone with Mrs. Renfro's hot salsa and their own fire breath (your breath would be pretty hot too if you ate firebirds and zombies.)

My Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: torugo on June 12, 2010, 07:48:51 PM
i have my zombies assault the hill with hidden explosives in there pockets and when the fire eaters eat them they all die allowing me to burn you riding on the phoenixes. setting the explosive deaf zombies out side the wall with the pheonixes inside the fire wall reviving any zombies that fall. my Hill
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: algebra15 on June 12, 2010, 07:51:52 PM
I permanently change the molecular structure of the hill. No zombie zone.
Then I put out the phoenices with a bucket of sparkling grape juice.

My Hill.

I defend with a vampire ninja with finger-blades like Wolverine.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: torugo on June 12, 2010, 07:56:58 PM
that vampire will not help you if i wield a holy cross. i come up to the hill my self and use it to kill the cross. then you get graped for unauthorized use of grape juice. my zombies may not be able to come on the hill but they can still surround it and i use phoenix down to revive my phoenixes again. and reset the fire wall
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: algebra15 on June 12, 2010, 08:01:14 PM
I dive-bomb the hill with a holy-pire (a cross the the Umpire monks of Yankee stadium and the vampires that live in graveyards.), and put out your phoenices. I tell the zombies to go away or serve me, and they split 50-50 on that. My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: torugo on June 12, 2010, 08:09:29 PM
the zombies suddenly remember it was you who dezombified the area and turn on you killing youre vampire then i came riding in on the phoenix burn you again then drop the vampire into hell. i use my 3 phoenixes and steal the hill again and hide it in a volcanoe while i just lay back on my pheonix preventing getting burned.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: algebra15 on June 12, 2010, 08:13:51 PM
1: Hell rejects my vampire. It's holy.

2: The hill remembers that the zombies shouldn't have been able to reach my vampire in the FIRST PLACE as they are repulsed by my Hill. The Hill decides to alter the reality of spacetime so I never lost the hill in the first place(which is growing thin, after being changed to many times around the hill), and happens to make a mini black hole which sucks in your phoenices and all traces of them before evaporating through Hawking radiation.

My Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: torugo on June 12, 2010, 08:18:02 PM
just in case of this i held on to there ashes to give birht to new pheonixes but there small now so i did this again.

i dig tunnels underneath the hill and fill it with highly flammable products and send my pheonix in the tunnel burning the hill and everyone on it. then using the pheonix to build a defensive fire wall again. its my crispy hill
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: algebra15 on June 12, 2010, 08:33:45 PM
My holy vampire returns from the grave (the afterlife rejects him; heaven rejects because he's a vampire, and hell rejects because he's holy), and borrows an Iron Man suit, making him from now on fireproof. He shoots the h*** out of the phoenices, and claims the crispy hill. The zombies still have to stay away from him.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: torugo on June 13, 2010, 07:33:57 PM
i go on a long and perilous journey a journey through time and space. it all started when ...
you suddenly fell asleep from my story and i over throw you and youre vampire suddenly falls victim to my holy water beause he dies and the iron suit rusts youre vampire gets stripped of his armor and thrown in a zombie ditch to fight for all eternity.then i throw you in the sound proof room with one of the phoenixes  burning you over and over. then for the hill i give another pheonix the 4 sacred crystals protecting my fire wall and hide them in different dungones in different regions. and to win them you have to fight three guardians then my pheonix to get intry to battle me on my last pheonix. oh and you have to do it in final fantasy style. dont forget i have countless phoenix downs. my hill
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: algebra15 on June 14, 2010, 08:03:56 PM
Nightcrawler the X-man saves me right before I get crispy-fried with the 11 original herbs and spices that come in the value pak with the phoenix downs. Then, since my vampire, meanwhile, got reincarnated (he's a buddhist when it's convenient), and so he still has one version of himself here with me, and one UNDEAD version of him detatched from his soul, which will keep your fire zombies busy for all eternity. The undead holy vampire knees the zombies in the ****s and renders the zombies unable to replicate. I then pour 500 gallons of fish and oil on the zombies, which puts them out, and gives me 500 gallons of high-quality fried fish. Your phoenix is in a soundproof container, which I send to the bottom of the ocean. I add an impregnable container around the soundproof room at the bottom of the ocean. Your phoenix is still alive, and thus cannot reform elsewhere. I steal your phoenix downs with Shadowcat's help. I freeze them and send them out into outer space, beyond voyager. No effing way of getting those back. I destroy in gory awful ways the remainder of the phoenices. Now I base-jump over the fire wall with the help of an airlift from the X-jet. I dump another barrelful of chicken-oil on your last phoenix and smother him. Screw Final Fantasy. Now I keep both of my holy vampires, undead and alive, and remember, there's still a no zombie ward around the hill. My vampire rocks. My hill. And for good measure, I encase the world in ice. No more fires!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: torugo on June 16, 2010, 06:55:29 PM
since you rid the entire hill of heat there was no way for you to survive and you freeze to death turning the world back to the way it was and i have my zombies fish my pheonix out of the ocean and bring back the one you completely forgot aboutthe 3 swarm youre vampires then i drop barrels of garlic down on them and they die. then i use my pheonixes to create new pheonix downsand then the pathto the hill was sabotoged to where every couple of steps a flashing light would appear then you would be forced to fight in a turn based battle against my fire zombies then one you got to the hill you would have to fight all 3 of my pheonixes and me in a boss battle. i am behind the pheonixes using fire runes and the 3 pheonixes are on the front lines attacking. the pheonixes can revive each other so you have to get all 3 of them at once to get to me. but i have pheonix downs of my own and i can use them to bring back fallen pheonixes.also you are only allowed to bring 4 other people to battle with you.
like this
t = me p = pheonix x = you a = anonomys ally you bring
    P          A         
T  P          A  X
    P          A
                A
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: MikeW781 on June 18, 2010, 09:56:37 AM
you discover that somebody ripped you of and stole your phoenixes. He replaced them with orange pigeons, and you couldn't tell the difference. i march in with soldiers, and kill everything on the hill. I then set up an army of Avatars (the ones from Pandora, not the stupid cartoon) to guard my hill
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on June 18, 2010, 11:51:49 AM
I return with evil minions made of steel! Although only outnumbering your troops 3:1, my troops are also made of steel. I butcher your army, and have my minions kill you. We don't actually suffer any casualties. I set them to guarding the hill and start to build an even larger army in a secret location. My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Cypher on June 22, 2010, 10:14:25 AM
I drop an A.P.T.N (Atomic Plasma Tactical Nuke), a project my army was working on while I was inactive, that paralyzes all your men. Then I call an old friend, who deports you and your army to uruguay and leaves before you regain your mobility. My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on June 22, 2010, 10:18:18 AM
Since you could hardly deport all the tiny blobs of steel that is all that is left of my army (I assume an Atomic Plasma Tactical Nuke would do that), we reform and offer you a deal - an alliance. Your technology, my powers . . .
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Cypher on June 22, 2010, 10:23:29 AM
I accept the alliance. I am at the stage of finishing another secret project as well, which I shall soon reveal... ;)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on June 22, 2010, 10:32:25 AM
Good. I shall work on a project of my own...
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Cypher on June 22, 2010, 10:34:55 AM
This is going to be interesting.... ;D
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on June 22, 2010, 10:41:56 AM
Okay, enough with the ominous hints.

Shall we offer anyone else a part in the alliance, or just wait.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Cypher on June 22, 2010, 11:33:32 AM
What a pity, I like the ominious hints :)

I think that for now, we should wait.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on June 23, 2010, 03:10:19 AM
I'll join the alliance. I'm good at finding loopholes.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on June 23, 2010, 08:53:01 AM
Well, cypher will have to confirm...
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Cypher on June 23, 2010, 10:04:04 AM
Well...I have no objections, welcome the club ;D
(let's try not to expand the alliance too much, or otherwise the game will lose it's fun!)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on June 23, 2010, 11:55:50 AM
Obviously. if there isn't anybody to fight there's no point.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: algebra15 on June 23, 2010, 12:18:06 PM
While  all of you were talking, I took your hill with a gravity alteration transmutation circle drawn around the hill while you weren't looking. Everything near the hill but the hill itself and me flies into space. The circle is within its zone of power. I enlist Brig. Gen. Mustang, Cpt. Hawkeye, and Bradley (Wrath). You need to look up their  powers to deal with them. Oh, and I also have a telepath that can project illusions into your mind.

My Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Cypher on June 23, 2010, 11:56:53 PM
Why would I have to look up their powers? I damn well know them! :D
You thought I didn't even know they came from 'Full Metal Alchemist'! :P

I telephone one of my contacts, and I ask him to get an item from our secret archives with the id 'ID457245'. I also make another phone call to one of my top-secret weather control centres, and request them to induce rain by means of chemicals. Steelfist gets his trusty old gun and, while the telepath is trying to make me have illusions, he is shot by Steelfist. Mustang is rendered useless by the rain. I also unveal one of the clones I made of Lust, who stabs Wrath and Hawkeye before they could do anything. By that time, my delivery item 'ID457245' arrives. I take it out of the floating box, and algebra15 is shocked to discover it's what he also knew as 'The Philosophers Stone'. I then decide to remove Brig. Gen. Mustang, Cpt. Hawkeye, and Wrath from existence. I send you to another dimension. I then get rid of the transmutation circle.

Our hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on June 24, 2010, 12:18:49 AM
Yeah, once again, keep your hill, while I shoot algebra and take the Hill. I fortify it with whatever. My Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Cypher on June 24, 2010, 05:13:27 AM
In fact, what you just said is fake because when we saw you arrive previously we induced you into a coma, and gave you drugs to make you have happy dreams. Now we lock you in a cage and ship you off to china.

Still our hill. :P
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: algebra15 on June 24, 2010, 10:55:27 AM
My telepath made you think all that happened. It's still actually my Hill. (It's capitalized).

There's no way Lust could do something before Bradley did something about it. He has the Ultimate Eye. I also tell Greed to help, because you almost actually breached my security. That was a close one!  :o.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on June 24, 2010, 03:05:17 PM
Algebra, I hate* to break it to you but you're on the wrong hill, in fact you all are, while you were fighting over that hill, I just took the real one :D

*I actually really enjoy it
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Bromtaghon on June 24, 2010, 04:26:59 PM
A certain witch hacks into your account and gets you banned.  I then take the hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on June 24, 2010, 06:23:35 PM
Another witch hacks the system and unbans me, then I sneak up behind you and take the hill by forse
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Bromtaghon on June 24, 2010, 11:53:23 PM
Tinkerbell (not that Tinkerbell, the other Tinkerbell) summons Peter Pan who kills you and gives the hill to Ertxiem.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on June 24, 2010, 11:55:58 PM
You can keep your hill, once again. My Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Bromtaghon on June 25, 2010, 12:02:39 AM
someonewho's2smart4u stabs you and gives the Hill to Ertxiem.  Support the dead cow ppls!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Cypher on June 25, 2010, 12:10:14 AM
once again, I drop and A.P.T.N.( Atomic Plasma Tactical Nuke) and that wipes all of you out. Our hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on June 25, 2010, 12:11:08 AM
Keep your hill. My Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Cypher on June 25, 2010, 12:11:46 AM
I don't get what your saying. ???
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on June 25, 2010, 03:39:20 AM
Why are you still fighting over that hilll? ??? The real one is over here and it's mine.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on June 25, 2010, 09:20:50 AM
Okay. I cut you to pieces and take the Hill. Both hills are now ours, okay?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on June 25, 2010, 11:25:16 AM
No, you cut algebra into pieces. About the hill, I just moved it and took it.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on June 25, 2010, 01:47:56 PM
Fine. I cut YOU into little pieces and claim the hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on June 25, 2010, 02:57:35 PM
my spirit consumes your mind and drives you to suicide, now my ghost haunts the hill driving any who dare to come near to madness. :-*
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on June 26, 2010, 01:51:07 AM
I have a strong mind. You can't drive me to suicide. I dare madness, and claim the hill. My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Cypher on June 26, 2010, 05:11:14 AM
I come and help Steelfist fortify our hill inside a giant steel dome.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on June 26, 2010, 07:23:38 AM
I'm a spirit, I wait until you die, and then my spirit whups your spirit and rolls it down a hill in a spectral trash can. About Steelfist, he dies too, and then our spirits get into an epic battle, eventually my spirit pits his/her spirit in a choke hold and gives him twenty two ghost swirleys an then locks him in a dumpster, now neither of you dare take my physically fortified hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on June 26, 2010, 08:47:51 AM
I can't die of old age, and nobody killed me(check back through. You will see why). And this can't take place until cypher dies. Which hasn't happened yet, so we can ignore your post (tip - don't post about the future. Someone will just say that it hasn't happened yet and the hill is theirs in the present). Our hill, same defences.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on June 26, 2010, 11:32:42 AM
Fine I consume Algebra's mind and he and Duskling sneak up behind you using star trek teleportation and kill you both quickly with a shot to the head, then feed you to the dogs who tear you into pieces.

Our hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on June 26, 2010, 12:49:00 PM
Shot to the head doesn't harm me (although cypher is dead. For now), again, read back to understand, but I'll put it simply. In this topic (and Hell-quest), I am made of steel. The bullet bounces off my head, killing Algebra, and I cut you to pieces with celestial steel. Again.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: algebra15 on June 26, 2010, 08:07:38 PM
Dude. I claimed the "Hill" long ago. Everyone is dodging the fact that my telepath pwns.
If you guys are getting tired of being played by the telepath, I come back to life, bring BACK my holy vampire (I swear, Zain, if  you make a cheesey joke on holy/holey, I will WRING YOUR SORRY NECK), reinstate the no-zombie zone at the Hill, and pwn the hell out of y'all con mi southern accento. I get an executive order from Obama to be immortal, and the 3rd heavy ground infantry brigade guards the Hill. It's also a national park, so the Park Rangers will make sure there's hell to pay if any o' y'all'd like to lay one finger on the Hill. MY Hill. I also ban Zain and his account from the game, and it should take him a couple of  posts to come back.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on June 27, 2010, 12:59:00 AM
We aren't getting tired of it, so you don't. My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Cypher on June 27, 2010, 01:29:12 AM
An old friend of mine brings me back to life with a special machine, I get an armor even stronger( if that's possible) than Steelfist's, made of diamonds and I launch a special satellite into space. Still our hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on June 27, 2010, 01:31:45 AM
I turn into liquid steel, which isn't currently hot, and solidify over the hill. In a sense, I now am the hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on June 27, 2010, 02:33:31 PM
Very well, I use my cute kitty powers to seduce you into into getting off of the hill and giving it to me.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on June 27, 2010, 03:03:04 PM
I tazer the cat, proving once and for all I do not adore adorable things. My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: pruneman on June 27, 2010, 04:31:40 PM
i steal your tazer and taze you off the hill



MY HILL :P
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on June 27, 2010, 04:33:51 PM
I steal the tazer and stuff it down your throat, you explode my hill :D
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: algebra15 on June 27, 2010, 05:55:40 PM
I use a government grant to rebuild the Hill. It's a national park, remember? I let the USA have the Hill. Anyone who wants the Hill will have to go through the right legal process. The paperwork should take several posts to get through.

Meanwhile, I pronounce myself king of the hill, and balance the fung-shuei perfectly, with yin and yang in equal proportions. The hill is now god. I am king of it, therefore I beast-own.
My hill.
The government's Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on June 27, 2010, 05:56:50 PM
I shove a tazer down your throat, you explode too, it's my hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: algebra15 on June 27, 2010, 05:59:18 PM
ERROR 0061: Property of static type Proximity of class Tazer cannot be implicitly coerced to type Boolean: < 500 yards == true

Tazer reject.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on June 27, 2010, 06:00:00 PM
error 41, reject not found
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: algebra15 on June 27, 2010, 06:01:22 PM
import Package life.reject

Find it now, fool.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on June 27, 2010, 06:03:23 PM
ERROR: hard drive overload, must delete files. Auto deleting life.reject
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: algebra15 on June 27, 2010, 06:05:08 PM
I pity da fool that forgets that life.reject was in your C Drive, and thus was not erased; it was a hidden file.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Cypher on June 27, 2010, 09:26:15 PM
WHY DO YOU FORGET MY EXISTENCE?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: algebra15 on June 27, 2010, 09:48:16 PM
Because I said

import life.forget;
public var forgetful:Forget;
forgetful = new Forget(cypher27);
forgetful.removePersonListener(cypher);
forgetful.start();

And that is how I the world forgot you.

But since Algebra15 is a base class, I overrode the Forget function and remembered, but didn't tell anyone.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Cypher on June 27, 2010, 11:37:47 PM
Well, now I'm back!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: pruneman on June 28, 2010, 06:23:18 AM
while namelesskitty and algebra15 are arguing i sign the papers for the hill


                        MY HILL :P
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Cypher on June 28, 2010, 07:38:19 AM
I steal your papers and change them to my name. My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on June 28, 2010, 08:24:16 AM
Since I am conductive I am not harmed by tazers. The electricity passes right through me.

Anyway, Cypher forgot to mention that it is, in fact, OUR hill. We never terminated that alliance. In any case, if you disagree, Cypher, would you just say, so I can chop you into little pieces.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: algebra15 on June 28, 2010, 09:04:08 AM
Did you remember there are no papers for the "hill"? Just for the "Hill".

The Hill is mine, guarded with fung-shuei, which means that anyone that intends harm unto this zone will catch a disease and die within 2 seconds of pronouncing their intent.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on June 28, 2010, 09:32:08 AM
How exactly can I get a disease? There a no diseases that affect me, so I kill you and claim the Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: algebra15 on June 28, 2010, 09:34:26 AM
What about a virus? And didn't I say that I beast-own?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Cypher on June 28, 2010, 10:09:00 AM
Ok, sorry, OUR hill. ( BTW, I can't be killed, remember my diamond armor).
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zackirus on June 28, 2010, 10:44:51 AM
I simply stop and go to the hill. I take the hill to my house up in Canada. I then make another hill in place of the old hill. I go back up to my house in Canada and take some of the maple syrup I got during the maple syrup festival and unfreeze time. The hill looks like the old one so much you think that you still have the real hill.

My Hill!

Your Fake Hill!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: pruneman on June 28, 2010, 11:02:55 AM
i sneakyly switch zackirus's fake hill with his real one. he sees me so i use that cool men in black memory zapper thing.
he didnt know what hit him and i got away with
                                 MY HILL :P
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: algebra15 on June 28, 2010, 12:07:07 PM
Unfortunately, I change space-time so you can't use something unless you know what it's called (you can still look it up).

Your neuralizer doesn't work, and cypher still has the hill. I hire a Sith to steal the hill/Hill back and fry up some canadian bacon with a wave of Force Lightning. Then an Otyugh eats it and has stats of 30/42.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: pruneman on June 28, 2010, 12:27:20 PM
i have no clue what that means so i blow you up and take




                                MY HILL :P
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Cypher on June 28, 2010, 12:30:32 PM
If the game were that simple, then I poison you and take the hill.
OUR HILL :)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: algebra15 on June 28, 2010, 12:31:44 PM
I ninja'd you and take the hill.

My Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: pruneman on June 28, 2010, 12:33:27 PM
i kill your ninjas and take
 




                                                           MY HILL :P
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: algebra15 on June 28, 2010, 12:56:37 PM
You couldn't take Your Hill because you didn't have a hill. The Hill is still mine.

I technicalities
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: pruneman on June 28, 2010, 01:06:23 PM
while you are sleeping i steal your hill so now it is



                              MY HILL :P
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: algebra15 on June 28, 2010, 01:06:47 PM
I never fell asleep. You fail.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: pruneman on June 28, 2010, 01:22:39 PM
ok then i shoot you



                             MY HILL :P
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: algebra15 on June 28, 2010, 02:05:14 PM
I never got shot in the first place. Still my hill. You're going to have to try harder than that. Remember, I ninja'd the hill back.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on June 28, 2010, 02:23:15 PM
I become liquid, cover the Hill, cover you in liquid steel, then go down your throat. I turn solid again, and rip you apart from the inside. Our hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: algebra15 on June 28, 2010, 02:26:23 PM
Steelfist is banned for describing excessively gory scenes.

My Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on June 28, 2010, 02:37:21 PM
You can't ban me, and anyway, please explain HOW YOU ARE ALIVE?

Oh, and, My Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on June 28, 2010, 04:06:42 PM
I supercool you and any defenses either of you might have and then smash you with a hammer. my hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Cypher on June 28, 2010, 09:43:29 PM
I snipe you. Our hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Dorgon 5000 on June 29, 2010, 12:58:14 AM
I use a cryo cross attack on all of you. The hill is mine.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on June 29, 2010, 09:04:11 AM
I turn change shape, shattering the ice, and stab you. I then thaw Cypher. Our hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zackirus on June 29, 2010, 09:12:44 AM
Little does everyone know, that everyone (except for myself) is a virtual reality game. You all think it is real and there is no way to get out of the program. I simply turn off the monitor showing what all of you are doing and go back to my house which is on the hill and enjoy some nice good old maple syrup. No to arouse suspicion though, I create a character of myself (without putting myself in the game) and put him into the game where he shoots Steelfist and Cypher into outer space and claims the hill in the name of Canada.

My Hill!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Cypher on June 29, 2010, 09:45:55 AM
One of my contacts/subordinates( the're my greatest resource!) sees this because I told him to spy on you before, and so while you're not looking he extracts me and Steelfist from The Matrix. We then return to the hill, and I form a sword from my regenerative diamond armor. I then stealthily stab you in the heart when you looked away, then I retracted the blade and heroicaly pushed you off the hill with my foot.

Our hill. ;)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on June 29, 2010, 09:48:26 AM
The real hill is in the matrix, so with you gone, I just take the empty hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Cypher on June 29, 2010, 09:50:12 AM
I destroy the matrix, taking you along with it, and the hill, so my hill automatically becomes the real one.

Our Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on June 29, 2010, 09:53:46 AM
You destroyed my character in the game, I was playing from real life. Now I call my flying monkeys to tear you apart limb from limb. once you are destroyed I take the hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Cypher on June 29, 2010, 10:08:51 AM
I cannot be destoyed, remember my diamond armor? I kill the monkeys, making your post obsolete, making the hill mine.

Our hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on June 29, 2010, 10:12:57 AM
Your diamond armor was in sword form so they could rip you apart, my hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Cypher on June 29, 2010, 10:34:02 AM
You don't understand: The sword formed from a part of my armor that came off, then my armor regenerated.

Still our hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zackirus on June 29, 2010, 10:37:20 AM
Although Cypher stabbed in my heart. I managed to barely survive when falling down the hill. I grab a piece of the hill and crawl over to a bomb shelter (2 km away from the hill) and take cover inside. I apply first aid on myself and activate the bombs that I planted within the hill. Everything, except for me and my bomb shelter is obliterated in a 2km radius even the Matrix Building. I still survive with my tiny piece of the real hill inside my bomb shelter.

My Hill
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Cypher on June 29, 2010, 10:45:55 AM
Fortunately, I wasn't killed thanks to my armor. And I still have some hill left, and it's bigger than yours.

Our hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on June 29, 2010, 10:47:22 AM
I return, as I can regenerate almost instantly, even from my somewhat depleted form of a molten steel blob. Our hill, still.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zackirus on June 29, 2010, 10:55:12 AM
I activate more bombs which blow up the rest of your hill, thus making my hill the bigger hill

My hill is the bigger Hill!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on June 29, 2010, 11:01:14 AM
Since you made the bombs of steel, I simply made them all melt before exploding (Without getting hot) As a result, they did not, in fact, detonate. Our hill. I then search the hill for more bombs. There aren't any.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zackirus on June 29, 2010, 11:05:35 AM
I launch from my bomb base, opposite side of the cracter compared to my bomb shelter bombs made of gold and silver so you cannot control them. The hill that you have explodes and I have a bigger hill.

My hill is bigger!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Cypher on June 29, 2010, 11:54:42 AM
Fortunately, before it exploded, Steel and I managed to salvage a large part of the hill, which Steel the covered with his liquid body to protoct from the blast.

Still our hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zackirus on June 29, 2010, 12:00:38 PM
I then take my sample of  the hill and took at its core foundaries, I then copy those foundaries and make another hill. I add my hill to that hill and it becomes a larger hill

My Hill is Bigger!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Cypher on June 29, 2010, 12:04:00 PM
I hit you with a Lost Planet 2 Plasma Cannon II( find out what it does to resist it) and you fly off the hill.

Our hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zackirus on June 29, 2010, 12:06:35 PM
Unfortunately you forgot that I am in a bomb shelter almost a kilometre below the surface. So your Cannon doesn't knock me off the hill because I go flying into the wall and fall back on the hill.

My Hill!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Cypher on June 29, 2010, 12:16:37 PM
I teleport the hill to the surface with a Lost Planet 2 Warp Grenade that I activated (find out about the grenade to know how it magically appeared underground on the hill at the same time I planted one on the surface) and the hill comes to the surface, leaving you behind.

Our hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: algebra15 on June 29, 2010, 06:02:24 PM
I petition the government for a Hill Reconstruction Act. It is a national park, after all, right?
I need your John Hancocks, guys. Otherwise, the hill is going to look bad for a long time.

The hill is currently a ward of the state, as it was orphaned back when it was a mound.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Cypher on June 30, 2010, 03:34:33 AM
I turn the hill back to it's normal state and push you off the hill.

Our hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: algebra15 on June 30, 2010, 06:11:08 PM
What normal state? It's a hill, for goodness' sake.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zackirus on June 30, 2010, 08:56:00 PM
While you guys are bickering I come up from my bomb shelter and take some of the hill. I then take some explosives from my bomb shelter and plant them in the hill. I then light the hill on fire which coincidentally blows up the hill. I then retreat back to my bomb shelter where my hill is the biggest and only piece still left!

My Hill!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Cypher on June 30, 2010, 11:02:49 PM
I repeat the Warp Grenade Manoeuver. Our hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: torugo on July 01, 2010, 06:34:48 PM
i ride on one of my pheonixes below ground and pop up and burn you. then i set up my fire wall for protection and with cypher previously turning the hill back to ite original state the zombie wards are gone and i use them as my army for defence outside the wall with my 3 pheonixes protecting me inside. dont forget i have pheonix downs to revive fallen zombies and pheonixes.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: algebra15 on July 01, 2010, 06:38:11 PM
Rant on why you shouldn't have blown up the hill.

Spoiler
You're blowing up a national park. You need  to run. Because what I didn't tell you is that it is a Russian national park. Few of you are Russian, (i.e. I know some of you a are Canadian and American, but if KZ wants to post, then that's great.) and you'll have a hard time getting past the customs officials there if you blew up a national park. A really hard time; like harder than getting past customs in the U.S. of A if your nationality is that of a country in the Middle East. Because no one takes kindly to having  their national parks blown up. But why Russia? Because the New York mafia knows the Italian Mafia, and the Italian Mafia knows the Chinese Mafia, and the Chinese Mafia knows the Russian Mafia, and that's as far as it goes.

So basically, I take the hill, and authorize a reconstruction project approved by the U.N. If you mess with the hill while it's being put back together, (this should take a few posts) the world is going to be pissed off at you.

TV show reference spoiler.
Spoiler
Then I took a potato chip.... ...and ATE IT!!! jk.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: torugo on July 01, 2010, 06:56:04 PM
but i didnt blow up the hill i just set the perimeter ablaze
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: algebra15 on July 01, 2010, 08:23:35 PM
I reinstate the no zombie-zone.

I wasn't talking to you torugo, I was talking to Zack.

I freeze your phoenix downs telepathically with the help of my Hero in TSoG, and set my holy vampire on your phoenices. It beast-owns, and destroys the phoenix downs, and turns the ash into a diamond he now wears as bling. I Rock-'em-Sock-'em'd you into oblivion with a Rock-'em-Sock-'em robot (Blue), and take the hill. I now have a holy vampire guarding the hill, wearing your phoenices as bling, I have a Cold Telepath, and a Light Telepath on my side (I have 2 active save slots), and your phoenix downs are PERMENANTLY frozen, where you can't get to them. Oh, and the no-zom zone is still there. My Cold Telepath will prevent any molten steel from killing me *cough* Steelist *cough*. My Light Telepath will turn any attacking kitties, prunes, or pickles into photons that will be absorbed into him, thus creating a Light Gremlin. (Believe me, you wouldn't want that against you.) Next, I set up a radiation shield which will prevent any Russian nuclear radiation from getting rid of me. (Sorry, but they do have a bad rap) And a hack proof computer, so Sev, Fixer, and Scorch can't disable my defenses. And a no-stick pan shield, so no Canadian maple syprup can get me. I think that's everybody.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zackirus on July 02, 2010, 07:43:58 AM
I reinstate the no zombie-zone.
I wasn't talking to you torugo, I was talking to Zack.

What? When did I become a zombie. I know I am still alive and not a zombie.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on July 02, 2010, 07:54:17 AM
I become Gaseous Steel, and float up into the upper atmosphere, then spread out . . . and solidify, falling a massive distance, crushing you, and your defenders, along with the Hill. I reform, then reconstruct the flattened Hill, and take it for Cypher and I. Our Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: torugo on July 02, 2010, 06:27:35 PM
I reinstate the no zombie-zone.
I wasn't talking to you torugo, I was talking to Zack.

What? When did I become a zombie. I know I am still alive and not a zombie.
its because of me that he did that i attacked him with fire zombies at one point
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Cypher on July 02, 2010, 10:16:27 PM
Still out Hill :)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Cypher on July 30, 2010, 08:08:29 AM
After all this time, STILL OUR HILL. Don't let King of the Hill die! Somebody, post!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: algebra15 on July 30, 2010, 11:15:53 AM
I unleash a barrel of monkeys on the hill. ALL MINE!!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Cypher on July 30, 2010, 12:48:04 PM
I nuke it with my Plasma Bomb. My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on July 30, 2010, 01:08:46 PM
i put the hill in the void of space. My hill
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on July 30, 2010, 01:12:19 PM
I use my cute kittyness to make you give me the hill, my hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: algebra15 on July 30, 2010, 02:02:04 PM
I use exploding playing cards to eat your kitty. My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on July 30, 2010, 04:37:31 PM
I am too cute and you take pity on me and don't chew, then I claw my way out of your stomach thus killing you.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on July 31, 2010, 01:58:23 AM
I, too, eat you. I chew, killing you, as cuteness does not affect me. OUR HILL. I take it the alliance still stands, Cypher?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Cypher on July 31, 2010, 03:09:26 AM
Of course.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Cypher on July 31, 2010, 03:26:58 AM
I'm glad I revived King Of The Hill ;D
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: algebra15 on July 31, 2010, 06:59:25 AM
I shove the two of you together in a close cell by temporarily removing the oxygen from the atmosphere in the hill zone so cypher can't use FIRE, and sell steelfist some anti-rust varnish, spray it on him, and tell him he can't move until it's dry. I promptly shove the two of you together in a close cell then. I restore  the oxygen, and cypher's fire burns again. It doesn't harm steelfist, but It heats him up. Then I spray them  both with liquid nitrogen. Cypher unfreezes himself gradually, but steelfist's steel is hardened, and he can't move. Ever. I put him in a scrapyard. Then I put cypher in a titanium superfreezer. It would take all his energy just to get rid of some of the ice, let alone melt the titanium. With no one on the hill, I claim it as mine. MY HILL.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on July 31, 2010, 07:01:59 AM
my ghost drives you into madness, and then takes over your body, unless you want an alliance in which case our hill, otherwise, my hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: algebra15 on July 31, 2010, 07:07:23 AM
Sounds good (the alliance). How about when I'm a red cape?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on July 31, 2010, 07:10:09 AM
excellent.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: algebra15 on July 31, 2010, 07:29:21 AM
Okay. It's an alliance of explosion power and kitty power, vs. Steel power and firepower. Who wins? Us, of course.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on July 31, 2010, 08:10:09 AM
*ghost kitty power.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Cypher on July 31, 2010, 09:03:25 AM
I call the Asgards, one of my contacts/friends (saved by my contacts again! :P) and they remotely teleport both me and Steelfist onboard their spaceship. They break me out of the titanium and unfreeze Steelfist with their miraculous futuristic techniques. They then teleport namelesskitty and algebra15 onboard the ship in their sleep. They are then pushed through the nearest Stargate to an address that is on the other side of the universe. Lots of Goa'uld are send with you to guard you. They lock namelesskitty in a cage full of exceedly hungry kitty-eating dogs, and drive algebra mad with an unsolvable maths problem.

Our Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on July 31, 2010, 10:13:24 AM
I am a ghost so I float out of the cage unscathed and then I use my fire powers to let algebra out of whatever prison he's in and use Cassiopia's orb to transport us to the hill then algebra uses his exploding cards to blow all of you into small shards in the case of steelfist and burning glop in the case of Cypher27. Our hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: algebra15 on July 31, 2010, 10:18:20 AM
Whoops. And in case that didn't work...


I say hi to myself on the way in. Then I solve the unsolvable ones, and I disregard the unsolvable ones I can't solve. Then I add two halves to the cage, and BAM! there's a [w]hole! I take namelesskitty out. Since I don't  know exactly what's guarding me, and it's not real, I ignore them. Then I cut some holes in spacetime, glue spacetime back together with Industrial Strength Elmer's Glue, but in the right shape to make a closed timelike loop. namlesskitty and I go around  the loop, and end up five hours before you tossed us to where we are. We proceed to have a lovely tea without you guys. (With jam and cookies, too. You'll wish you hadn't missed it) Then, five hours later, we jump back through the Stargate right when you throw us in, say hi to ourselves, and knock you unconscious. Cypher goes back in the freezer, and this time has White Capes, Spriggats, and Shadowling Guardians running obfuscation, so you can't contact anyone. I melt down Steelfist, and separate him into 37 globules of molten steel. I put these all in depolarizing containers, which prevents him from magnetially pulling himself back together. I then put all of these at the center of some suns on opposite ends of the galaxy.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on July 31, 2010, 11:08:02 AM
I form into a series of transmitters, and take over the US nukes VIA signal. I blast the hill with them. I then transmit to Cypher's contacts, who teleport me out of the containers and rescue cypher. We then rebuild the hill on it's former site. Our hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Cypher on July 31, 2010, 11:31:29 PM
You don't understand, all of you... I never called my contacts... they had me covered all the time, 24/7 ;). And don't forget I am covered in diamond armor, too.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Cypher on August 05, 2010, 01:07:16 AM
Still our Hill. ;D
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Cypher on August 09, 2010, 10:37:01 AM
WE RULE SUPREME AND UNOPPOSED!!  :-*
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on August 09, 2010, 11:23:41 AM
I use the high-powered laser on the Bugfartboy I satalite and destroy all defenses and Cyphers diamond armor and claim the hill.

(is that how you play?)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on August 09, 2010, 09:57:55 PM
While silly bugfartboy claims some hill, I claim the Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on August 10, 2010, 06:58:58 AM
I call my second satellite out of orbit to join the first one and destroy duskling's part of the hill.

MY HILL!!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Cypher on August 10, 2010, 07:27:51 AM
I call upon The Asgards, who remotely teleport your satelites into the middle of dead space. I then push you off the hill.

Our Hill!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on August 10, 2010, 07:51:35 AM
I pull my last 5 satellites out of orbit, destroy the Asgards and destroy the rest of the hill. I then proceed to rebuild it in my backyard, protected by my teleport proof laser-armed invincible satellites and strap myself to the hill.

MY HILL!!!!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Cypher on August 10, 2010, 08:47:10 AM
You don't understand... all your satelites are gone and the Asgards aren't there:
I call upon The Asgards, who remotely teleport your satelites into the middle of dead space. I then push you off the hill.

Our Hill!
Still my Hill: You have no satelites.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on August 10, 2010, 08:50:27 AM
I create more satalites and do everything I had said before. My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Cypher on August 10, 2010, 10:28:12 AM
I do everything I said before (I move your satelite with a giant air blast), and teleport the hill underground, into my concealed base. I then get my men in the base to shoot you on the head. Our hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on August 10, 2010, 10:34:23 AM
I come back as a ghost, send all of your men to a horribly bloody death, completely obliterate your free will and force you to give me claim on the hill.

MY HILL!!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on August 10, 2010, 10:52:23 AM
You are kinda meant to say how you did it; you killed all the men and obliterated his free will in one sentence, not explaining how.

Bad Post: I kill you and your men. My Hill.

Good Post: I drove you and your men insane, by giving them horrific nightmares, causing bot you and them them to commit suicide. My Hill.

I ignore your terrible last post and claim the Hill! Our Hill!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on August 10, 2010, 01:52:02 PM
I claim the Hill by melting your steel fist, then, not allowing you to turn to steel by attacking so quickly, putting you in an eternal dream where you come so close to claiming the Hill, but then you're plunged into another dream via a powerful drug I myself designed. My Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on August 10, 2010, 01:54:08 PM
I push you off the hill in ghost form and put you in eternal paralysis through near lethal injection.

MY HILL!!!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on August 10, 2010, 01:56:00 PM
That is what you are led to believe, but really, you have been given the same drug as Steelfist, so that was only a dream. Still my Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on August 10, 2010, 01:57:08 PM
It turns out that you yourself were in eternal paralysis already and had only been imagining my dream state. MY HILL!!!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on August 10, 2010, 01:58:08 PM
Oh, but that kind of coincidence only happens in a dream, which you are still in. Still my Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on August 10, 2010, 02:03:02 PM
But it turns out that you accidentaly gave yourself the drug before you even got to Steelfist or I so really Its my hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on August 10, 2010, 02:04:49 PM
Again, too big a coicidence to not be a dream, which you are still in, but I only have enough of it for two more people. I'm very careful with the junk, so as not to give it to myself inadvertently. Still my Hill, as you and Steelfist are still in a dream state.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on August 10, 2010, 02:07:10 PM
It turns out that my ghost wasn't affected for long. I cut your throat with a knife of ice and give Steelfist the antidote. My hill. (Steelfist: Alliance?)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on August 10, 2010, 02:09:09 PM
That's the thing: you think you've won, but you're still dreaming. Plus, there is no antidote. Still my Hill. Get more clever than just waking up.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on August 10, 2010, 02:12:55 PM
I had used my MAGIC POWER to put you to sleep before you drugged me. I didn't wake up because I was never asleep. My Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on August 10, 2010, 02:15:21 PM
You put me to sleep in your dream? As I said, you get close, and then you get plunged into another dream. Still my Hill.
If you found this, you could ask me for a hint.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on August 10, 2010, 02:20:54 PM
It turns out that there is a rare side effect of the drug that brings dreams to life. I dream that I wake up, kill duskling, wake Steelfist up and conquer the hill for all eternity through my ghostly power. My Hill!!!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on August 10, 2010, 02:21:41 PM
Well done. I'll get my revenge... don't you worry... :-*
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on August 10, 2010, 02:23:36 PM
I proceed to capture the Dusklings ghost attempting to come back into an invincible bottle which I then cover in an invincible glue and teleport to the center of the earth. My hill forever.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on August 10, 2010, 06:48:12 PM
Our Hill, even? Alliance accepted, if Cypher agrees. Until then, let us simply act as if allied.

I must clarify a point here; I am steel all the time. I can still control steel, even in liquid form, so my melted steel fist would pool around your feet, burning them and then solidifying, sticking you to the floor. And, as steel, I am extremely resistant, if not immune, to all drugs. But, anyway;

OUR HILL!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on August 10, 2010, 06:50:30 PM
Duskling is trapped in a bottle in the center of the earth. Remember? Like a genie in a lamp. Only it's a half formed ghost. And the bottle can't be opened or destroyed.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on August 10, 2010, 06:58:00 PM
I know; I was just pointing out hat was wrong with his post.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on August 10, 2010, 09:41:00 PM
To further protect the hill, I use my ghost powers to begin compressing space itself and removing it to create nothingness (which can only be destroyed/manipulated by it's creator) and build a big bubble to protect the hill. Our hill of invincibility.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Cypher on August 10, 2010, 10:34:21 PM
Welcome to the Alliance, Buggy ;).
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on August 11, 2010, 06:30:37 AM
Yay!!! If you didn't know, the hill is in an invincible bubble that I can make holes in. And duskling is a half-ghost stuck in the center of the earth in an unbreakable, unmeltable, and un-openable bottle.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Nameless on August 15, 2010, 01:27:48 PM
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 MY NEW HILL!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on August 15, 2010, 07:11:02 PM
I laugh at your warriors attempts to kill me; their swords shatter upon my body, which is steel so dense it is actually harder than diamond. I envelop the others with a steel bubble, with plenty of air. We left the hill after you pulled us, with the Hill, into your realm and I ignore your troops, as they cannot harm me, and enter your stronghold through a technicality; my heart is pure steel, and therefore technically pure. I then focus some of the mystical powers that I learned some time ago, using them to eradicate your spirit entirely. I then use the powers to destroy the Hill.

We leave the realm, and I form myself into the Hill. Our Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: MikeW781 on August 16, 2010, 08:44:04 AM
I teleport to the center of the earth, and open Dusks bottle. I then offer him an alliance. Assuming he accepts, we band together our armies, equip them all with Steel-away (completely eradicates all steel) and Dusks sleep drug. We invade and conquer. After cuasing you all to fall asleep (except Steelfist) we wake your troops, offer them the choice to join us, and kill all who refuse. We then use my vast wealth, gained through grinding at the Deeper Downs, to enlist all of worlds armed forces.
Our Hill!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on August 16, 2010, 10:53:07 AM
I, seeing you coming, escape with the others. As I am actually the hill, this means we still possess the hill. Before anyone uses Steel-away, I would like an explanation to how it works. And how you survived teleporting to the centre of the earth.

Meanwhile; Our Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: MikeW781 on August 16, 2010, 02:17:53 PM
Steel-away uses a chemical that makes Steel vanish. I don't know how it works, and i really don't think most of the stuff we post here is scientifically accurate....
Also, I got to the center of the earth the same way buggy did.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on August 16, 2010, 02:39:59 PM
Interesting. In that case, I edit the molecular structure of the steel that makes up me slightly, so it no longer is vanished by steel-away.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: MikeW781 on August 17, 2010, 06:42:50 AM
Steel-away has been tested to work on all steel. Sorry, you'll need a better defense than "Nothing hurts me, Im steel" now.  :P
We invade the hill using the plan i posted a few posts ago:
 
I teleport to the center of the earth, and open Dusks bottle. I then offer him an alliance. Assuming he accepts, we band together our armies, equip them all with Steel-away (completely eradicates all steel) and Dusks sleep drug. We invade and conquer. After cuasing you all to fall asleep (except Steelfist) we wake your troops, offer them the choice to join us, and kill all who refuse. We then use my vast wealth, gained through grinding at the Deeper Downs, to enlist all of worlds armed forces.
Our Hill!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on August 17, 2010, 11:35:38 AM
If I may point out... The antimatter is completely under my control. Any disturbance would be felt and corrected by me. The bottle dusk is in is made of the same antimatter as the bubble, thus unopenable. And I am actually a Trancended Being, thus capable of bending and altering time, space, and ultimately, reality. This means:

OUR HILL
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Mopman on August 17, 2010, 04:02:14 PM
I come back to the site after having been away for a long time, and with the skills learned on my journey, I sue you for being a god and, through many legal channels, successfully approve the making of a special acid that eats steel and anything/one with steel in their name. I then go to a quiet part of the universe, lightyears from all of this and make a new hill.
I am back and I have the HILL
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on August 17, 2010, 04:52:47 PM
I am not a god but rather an extremely powerful immortal and invincible being capable of bending reality in such extreme amounts that it defies comprehension. I use that power to destroy your hill and prevent all other hills from being built. I also shrink the hill so that it fits around my neck as an ornament which I fix to my person so that it can never be stolen or destroyed. MY HILL. Or should I say: OUR HILL!!!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: MikeW781 on August 17, 2010, 05:14:00 PM
I am also a Trancended being, and am not affected by your manipulation or anitmatter. Since my plan had worked, it is me and Dusks hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on August 17, 2010, 05:23:37 PM
I am the Head Trancended Being. I am also the Trancended Being of control meaning I can influence mortals and Immortals alike. As head I can strip away Transendent Powers and bestow then upon others of my choice. I take your power and give it to Steelfist and take your immortality away to Cypher. And I do this on the charges of attempting to usurp my power. Our Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Mopman on August 17, 2010, 06:04:28 PM
Ah, but my lawsuit was on the charges of God modding(I think thats the term), an offense in all sectors. Also, you are committing blasphemy by making yourself appear more powerful than the creator, so you are being charged with blasphemy and dereliction of duty as well, so called high priest.
Also also, while he is distracted with all of these lawsuits, Duskling can escape. Alliance?
Our(hopefully)Hill
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on August 17, 2010, 06:11:25 PM
Duskling is unable to escape for he is in a bottle under my control. Craig the almighty is greater than me... I was not claiming Godhood. Our Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Mopman on August 17, 2010, 06:16:26 PM
I then decide to take a slower approach. I slowly corrupt the world, a transcendent beings worst nightmare, because if nobody even acknowledges your existence, then how can you exist? As you fade away, I make what I call a miniature mountain. The exact dimensions of a hill, only under another name.
My Hill
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on August 17, 2010, 06:19:52 PM
You were only dreaming. I then destroyed you for thinking of attempting to usurp me after stripping you of your power. Our Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Mopman on August 17, 2010, 06:28:10 PM
So you stripped of the ability to sue you? Uncalled for. I work some smooth talk in my death and managed to get the guy who regulates inter-dimensional travel to agree to allow the devil from the Spooks Apprentice series(who, indecently, I also managed to get on my side) to cross over to this dimension. He is now going after you. You are locked in an epic battle with him, and lose track of your hill necklace. I hired a theif to steal it. I then take it to the dimension I know best: Literature. Oh, and you can't say "you were dreaming" twice.
MY HILL
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on August 17, 2010, 06:35:49 PM
I am not a god but rather an extremely powerful immortal and invincible being capable of bending reality in such extreme amounts that it defies comprehension. I use that power to destroy your hill and prevent all other hills from being built. I also shrink the hill so that it fits around my neck as an ornament which I fix to my person so that it can never be stolen or destroyed. MY HILL. Or should I say: OUR HILL!!!
Please note the "Cannot be stolen or destroyed". Our hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Mopman on August 17, 2010, 06:39:46 PM
In that case, same plan except I take an existing hill in the literature universe and make it the hill.
MY HILL
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: MikeW781 on August 17, 2010, 07:01:41 PM
I am not a god but rather an extremely powerful immortal and invincible being capable of bending reality in such extreme amounts that it defies comprehension. I use that power to destroy your hill and prevent all other hills from being built. I also shrink the hill so that it fits around my neck as an ornament which I fix to my person so that it can never be stolen or destroyed. MY HILL. Or should I say: OUR HILL!!!
Please note the "Cannot be stolen or destroyed". Our hill.
Saying the hill cannot be stolen or destroyed ruins the game. The idea is to steal the hill; and their is no way to protect it perfectly. Unless you just say "nobody can steal it"
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Mopman on August 17, 2010, 07:04:31 PM
exactly, that is why I chose a new one. Alliance?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on August 17, 2010, 08:56:58 PM
There is a way to get the hill. You just need to think a little.
Spoiler
It says stolen or destroyed. It doesn't say it can't be given away.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Mopman on August 18, 2010, 06:30:59 AM
ah yes, but would you? I think not.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Cypher on August 18, 2010, 06:32:37 AM
That not how it works, for example, you could say: '...I tricked Buggy into giving me the hill...'
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on August 18, 2010, 06:53:16 AM
Exactly, but it needs to be more clever than that. I'm getting tired of wearing this hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Mopman on August 18, 2010, 06:56:54 AM
In that case... I use a few hidden skills to conjure up the image of an army of transcended beings who say that they will guard it for you. I take it from the ground where it fell in your attempt to give it to them, then once again escape to the literature universe.
MY HILL
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on August 18, 2010, 07:00:09 AM
I decide that hills are over-rated and Destroy the very last one. If you will remember, that was the last and only hill to be created. No more. I then lift the hill ban and create one so large it destroys you literature universe.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Mopman on August 18, 2010, 07:45:02 AM
But how could you destroy it if you couldn't find me?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on August 18, 2010, 08:01:35 AM
Hello! Transendent Being! Know all see all? Our Hill. Soon to be my hill if someone else doesn't join me Cypher or Steelfist.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Mopman on August 18, 2010, 08:28:35 AM
I make a case against you with every single godly council that exists, including the Olympic council, and have your powers removed from you. I then go to that giant hill of yours and put a fortress on top.
MY HILL
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on August 18, 2010, 09:58:38 AM
There are no Godly Councils. I serve one God and he is the one who gave me my power. He supports me. Still my Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zackirus on August 18, 2010, 10:05:01 AM
While everyone is bickering with each other, I slowly take the hill and replace it with a fake hill. I then take the real hill and go back to Canada. Their I put the hill in my garden and crack out my chair and maple sryup to celebrate.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on August 18, 2010, 11:27:47 AM
The maple syrup is poisoned and I reclaim the hill. My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: MikeW781 on August 18, 2010, 02:28:44 PM
I remove your god-powers using my own, thus ending the reign of all gods in the world, because the power released when I removed your powers shattered the source of all god-powers. (I include Transcendent Beings with Gods). NO MORE GODS-EVER.

Then, i slit your throat and take the hill. I offer Mopman an alliance.
OUR HILL
(Also, I make a vote that it should be a rule that you can't undo the action of the person before you. for example- saying "The syrup was poisoned" is fine, but saying "you never drank the syrup" isn't)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on August 18, 2010, 02:31:36 PM
I had stripped you of your powers. I am still one of the Trancendent Beings. It is still my hill.

(I second that vote.)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: MikeW781 on August 18, 2010, 02:44:49 PM
Saying you are unkillable, and the most powerful being in the world, and can control everything, is a little much....
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Mopman on August 18, 2010, 02:46:21 PM
I accept the alliance, and agree on the vote.
I then assemble an army of Transcended Beings who attack you and strip you of your powers. In the middle of the battle, I claim the hill. Also, one being, however powerful, can be overcome by many. And you said yourself that you are not a god, and I believe that the ability to strip powers only belong to gods. In the end, demigods are simply very strong humans. After all, you ever see Percy Jackson go "I strip you of your powers".
OUR HILL

Also, I agree with Mike.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on August 18, 2010, 02:56:17 PM
I simply revert back to my ghost form and create an army of demonic spirits whom I then proceed to absorb into my being. I then steal the immortality from the remaining Trancendent Beings and absorb it into myself. Then I return the the dark and firey abyss and create another army to absorb. Thus making me the most powerful being in existance. Being ghost I am also invincible to physical attacks. I become King of the Dead and send forth a  pulse of bloodthirst spirits to destroy the remains of the remaining Trancesndent Beings and destroy them, capture their spirits, absorb their power, and break their will, making them lowly servants to myself. I then lift the hill out of time and space, and into the dark abyss where I hold my throne. My Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Mopman on August 18, 2010, 03:18:21 PM
HA! you claimed you were the most powerful being in the universe! Now I sue you for blasphemy and dereliction of duty, as well as god-modding. Nobody is more powerful than Craig! I think I'll call you Lucifer now.
OUR HILL(because we didn't claim to be more powerful than Craig)
Thus making me the most powerful being in existance.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on August 18, 2010, 03:25:53 PM
My hill because Craig didnt create me. I cant be Lucifer. I sue you for misuse of names.

MY HILL
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Mopman on August 18, 2010, 03:51:07 PM
true, but you still claim to be
the most powerful being in existance.
Thus you are smited.
OUR HILL
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on August 18, 2010, 03:58:11 PM
I correct myself and repent of being the most powerful being in the universe and become labeled as the 4 most powerful being. (Behind Craig, KZ, and Ert). And in my repentance Craig rewards me with the hill. I use my armies to wipe out you and your alliance to reclaim my own land. (Its still in the eternally dark abyss.) MY HILL
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Mopman on August 18, 2010, 04:09:53 PM
I had filled the hill with atomic bomb. I blow them up and then make a new hill elsewhere.
OUR HILL
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on August 18, 2010, 04:22:39 PM
I move the hill into the abyss and fixate it there for eternity. My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Cypher on August 19, 2010, 03:59:25 AM
Our hill, you mean?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Mopman on August 19, 2010, 06:28:18 AM
Don't bother, he's in a self inflicted exile.
I take over the hill while he's gone and revamp it with 4010 era equipment.
OUR HILL
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on August 20, 2010, 08:18:19 PM
I hire the A-Team and take over the hill.

My and namelesskitty's hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on August 20, 2010, 08:47:26 PM
I reinforce the hill with the entirity of the thieves guild who will kill anybody who is not allowed and comes near.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on August 20, 2010, 11:12:40 PM
And any assassins, whether on our side or not.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on August 20, 2010, 11:32:07 PM
Not to mention my ghost friends, I'm a ghost fire kitty remember
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Mopman on August 21, 2010, 07:22:35 AM
I enroll in the theives guild, and over a very long period of time and after many successful missions, I am a high ranking member. I then use my influence to convince them to take you out, as they should not have an eternal ruler. They do, I take over the hill.
OUR HILL
(I then propose an alliance to take down bugfartboy when he comes back)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on August 21, 2010, 01:53:30 PM
I can't be taken out, I'm a ghost one would have to expel me or something like that.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Mopman on August 21, 2010, 02:04:02 PM
and that is what they did. To be precise, they said "who gonna call" then the ghostbusters showed up.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on August 22, 2010, 12:27:55 PM
You may have forgotten, but, you didn't build any defences up. So, I shoot you and take the hill. Then, I build a castle around it.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on August 22, 2010, 01:33:02 PM
I float in through the walls and drive you to insanity at which point you kill yourself, our hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: MikeW781 on August 22, 2010, 04:12:18 PM
I call the ghostbusters, to kill namelesskitty, then set up the defenses the Brotherhood had from Apocolyptic.
Our Hill
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on August 23, 2010, 10:51:36 AM
What about algebra?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: MikeW781 on August 23, 2010, 02:21:48 PM
Beat him with a shovel
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on August 23, 2010, 04:58:09 PM
I return, and you are shamed that you let this ancient thread descend into incoherency. So shamed, you are so busy crying you can't stop me killing you and Namelesskitty. I then take the Hill for our alliance, which hopefully still stands. Our/My Hill!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: MikeW781 on August 23, 2010, 05:25:51 PM
I had no shame, I did not make any incoherent posts. You killed one of my clones, and the realy me was hiding. I kill you. With a shotgun.
Our Hill!
(Keep in mind I follow the Zombieland Rules of Survival, so no mistake of mine that violates them counts)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on August 23, 2010, 05:37:41 PM
I laugh at the shotgun, for obvious reasons. Then make you dead. Our hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on August 23, 2010, 07:17:44 PM
i emerge from a dark cave and my presence and well known ability to create outlandish and absolutely unrealistic scenarios case you all to run away in blind fear.  My hill
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on August 23, 2010, 07:24:23 PM
I ignore the unrealistic scenario and keep the Hill. Our Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on August 23, 2010, 07:30:54 PM
i shoot a grape wrapped in tin foil out of a BFG style railgun.  It promptly destroyes all your defenses, your head and the fabric of space and time.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on August 23, 2010, 10:17:21 PM
Being of ethric substances and not of fleash, I survive and take over the hill while all you mortal humans are destroyed by the spacetime rift.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Cypher on August 24, 2010, 01:19:33 AM
I return, and you are shamed that you let this ancient thread descend into incoherency. So shamed, you are so busy crying you can't stop me killing you and Namelesskitty. I then take the Hill for our alliance, which hopefully still stands. Our/My Hill!
The alliance always will stand, unless one of us terminates our membership.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on August 24, 2010, 05:11:57 AM
I flee into the void (You only destroyed my head; not enough to kill me), where I build an army, and kingdom. I use mystical powers to link the realm to me, thus gaining almost infinite power, and control over death. The void itself warps my substance, forming Voidsteel, meaning that I contain part of the void meaning that I am both immortal and invincible. Unless the void was destroyed, which is impossible, surely, as it can only be destroyed if I die. It's a knotty problem.

Anyway, I fashion an artefact out of void essence; a small orb, small enough to be held in the palm of my hand. Touching it would kill any other being, but it helps sustain my powers out of the void. I form myself into a hill, and it becomes the Hill, as the old Hill was destroyed by a space-time rift. OUR HILL, even if my mortal allies can't enter the void.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on August 24, 2010, 08:02:39 AM
I gather the guardians and we enter the void.  Since the void contains the purest forms of our energy we easily remove you from existence leaving a lifeless voidsteel hill.  Our hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on August 24, 2010, 09:16:28 AM
As I am integral to the Void - Oh, what the hell? Read my last post; I'm not going to repeat why that wouldn't work!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on August 24, 2010, 10:50:59 AM
the guardians have control over the energies of the void so to put simply, if you are the void they control you.  They make you not exist anymore etc. etc. our hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on August 24, 2010, 11:44:13 AM
If I don't exist, then neither do they; The Void can't die if I live, I can't die if the Void lives. Since I could be considered a guardian; total control over the Void, I appeal to them. They have as much in common with me as they do with you, why would they follow you? Your guardian powers were removed earlier in KotH.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on August 24, 2010, 12:55:02 PM
Total Respawn Time: 10.3 seconds. The Demon Prince of Math (aka Nikolai Djarim) (That's me) is back!

I divide your spacetime function set by (1/0), thus making the Void small enough to hold in my hand, and you a single point. Due to the fact that time also shrunk along with space, you carry the same amount of energy, and no paradoxes form. Then I hire a glassblower to make a ball to put you and the Void in. You quickly die of radiation poisoning, liver failure, and quantum anomalies all at once. And cancer to boot. Because all these things are probability over time, and when time shrinks infinitely, everything of that nature happens at once. Including having a piano fall on you.

I then tap in to the infinite zero-point energy of the Void, compressed into a ball I can hold in my hand. On a normal scale, the energy is minimal. But since my zero-point energy machine is in the normal universe, not yours, the subjective change goes backwards, and the volume of Void in every cubic centimeter is infinite, rather than mearly zero. Infinite energy = an invincible Demon Prince of Math. I rule over the ball and the hill. I decide to live for a while inside a sphere 1 mile wide, containing me, the Void, and with an outer barrier that warps spacetime. Time shrinks and space grows, meaning that as you approach, the front half of your body is grossly oversized compared to your back, and forces you into a backwards arc, breaking your back, and aging you into oblivion. You then are stuck there until a piano materializes at your coordinates, and you are one with the piano. I'd hate to be you. Or your arm could, due to a quantum anomaly, be stuck on the Eiffel Tower. Eventually, you would become dust that settled on my sphere, or in China. Our hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on August 24, 2010, 02:04:25 PM
I disagree with several mathematical points, there, but this isn't the place for that.

The Void is a separate plane of existence, therefore, you would have to be inside to shrink it. I corrupt you using the Void, making you a mind-less thrall. With no maths skills. Our Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on August 24, 2010, 02:06:23 PM
I make myself part of the Pantheon, then I ask Lord Diabolous to "butcher the whole lot of you (humans)," which he does gladly. I then clone Diabolous and have Synderion as my prime strategist. My Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on August 24, 2010, 02:07:35 PM
Nope; it's inside the Void; you can't access it.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on August 24, 2010, 02:09:23 PM
Isn't the Void the land of Death? >:D You are all slaughtered by Death, and since he does like to have a fair game of King of the Hill, he sends the Hill back to Earth, where I claim it exactly as I did in my post above.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on August 24, 2010, 02:15:46 PM
I AM the Void! I cannot die! And I AM the Hill! You could argue that the Void is the Hill, too.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on August 24, 2010, 05:03:17 PM
I appeal to the all holy Craig to make the hill in the livable world and have you stop cheating like that. When Craig complies I engulf the hill and move into an ethric parallel universe where only the dead exist then protect the hill with a curse which drives all beings of the flesh mad.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on August 25, 2010, 04:12:09 PM
Oh, smart. I am the Hill, and I am not of the flesh. I kill you, and return to the Void. I leave the Hill in this world, setting near-invincible Voidsteel Minions to guard it. Along with your defences, Namelesskitty.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on August 25, 2010, 05:18:16 PM
luckily I'm not flesh and not killable (per se)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on August 25, 2010, 06:02:29 PM
Interesting; we appear to have an impasse. Neither can kill the other. Ah, well, since I am the Hill, I must possess it. I'll share it, though.

I offer truce; 50% for my alliance, and you can have the other half. This isn't an alliance, though.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: MikeW781 on August 25, 2010, 06:27:29 PM
Or we could have a rule against god-modding
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on August 25, 2010, 06:36:39 PM
Nobody would agree  :P

Relax; it's only King of the Hill!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on August 25, 2010, 10:43:21 PM
Or we could have a rule against god-modding
That would take the fun out of it, Mike! Besides, my "sleep serum" was as much god modding as anyone else here, and there were plenty more god mods throughout the game! Besides, there doesn't have to be a loophole, sooner or later, someone will make something up, the point of the game is to control the Hill for as long as possible anyway, then get it taken away, but it doesn't matter when!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on August 26, 2010, 03:50:11 AM
So who's hill?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on August 26, 2010, 05:59:46 AM
Uh, me. I have at least half.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: MikeW781 on August 26, 2010, 01:42:46 PM
Or we could have a rule against god-modding
That would take the fun out of it, Mike! Besides, my "sleep serum" was as much god modding as anyone else here, and there were plenty more god mods throughout the game! Besides, there doesn't have to be a loophole, sooner or later, someone will make something up, the point of the game is to control the Hill for as long as possible anyway, then get it taken away, but it doesn't matter when!
True
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on August 26, 2010, 03:17:06 PM
Hmm, yes, quite.

Now, somebody take the Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on August 26, 2010, 08:19:16 PM
(Are we still in alliance? Or did I kill that while you all were inactive?)

I accept your offer and take the hill. I then wonder what happened to the other part of the hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on August 27, 2010, 05:05:14 AM
We can keep the alliance.

Okay, new Hill, people. It's unguarded, all powers are reset, and I am no longer the Hill.

I claim the Hill, and set up an army of robots around it. They are completely unhackable, and have enough power to destroy a country with a single laser blast. They can use blast, ranging all the way from hitting a butterfly at a thousand paces, and not damaging anything else, to tyhr aforementioned destruction of a country. I then go to a resort to relax.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on August 30, 2010, 04:11:09 PM
I pick them all off with sniper butterflies at 1001 paces. My Hill. Guarded with General D.E.M., and Lt. Ursula Chekhov. So don't even think about using Synderion and a ressurected Zafasiast, and that butchering one.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on August 30, 2010, 05:52:19 PM
I walk over, put everyone in a strangle hold, and claim the hill. Our hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on August 31, 2010, 04:22:02 PM
I give some people neck guards and Uzis. Your people are gone. Our hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on August 31, 2010, 04:30:52 PM
i surround the hill in an improbability sphere.  From now on everything that happens in and around the hill will instantly become erratic and uncontrollable nonsense.  The mere thought of becoming a chocolate chip cookie with tnt chips scares you all away.  MY HILL
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on August 31, 2010, 05:09:25 PM
I get an improbability drive, which self activates if it encounters an improbability field. It's very improbable that, in an improbability field, one would remain probable, so I do. I pwn you by trampling on you with a pwny. My Hill. Improbablility field goes down. No-zombie zone goes up. Permanent.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on August 31, 2010, 08:28:53 PM
I am no longer undead, seeing as how the game was reset, and simply go in and take the hill. Again. Our hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on September 02, 2010, 06:23:40 PM
I thought I killed you! Whatever: I snipe you again, and take the hill back, and guard it with the fantastic four.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on September 02, 2010, 06:30:01 PM
I rise from the dead when you are very old. I then scare you and give you a heart attack. My hill. By the way. You said my men were gone. You never said I was gone.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on September 02, 2010, 06:33:40 PM
The paramedics arrive in time, and retore me. I use healing powers to go back to 36 yrs. old, and cast a perma-stay-that-way spell. I scare the zombie pants off of you, because, face it: who looks good right after having had 60 years taken off their life? My hill. I get a paladin to take care of you, and destroy your spirit. If someone lays claim to the hill, and their name is remotely like bigfartboy, they are a ghoul and a pretender.

Oh, hi! You must be the future bugfartboy! btw, it looks like a Holy Vampire is going to throw you in! But I haven't ressurected him yet... how could this be?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on September 02, 2010, 06:43:17 PM
Satan in Hell rejects my entrance request and forces me back into the land of the living. I change my name to Damien and turn the hill into a volcano. It erupts and destroys you. I then recreate the hill and claim it. My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on September 03, 2010, 02:07:11 PM
Do I really need to ressurrect my holy vampire again?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on September 04, 2010, 05:57:02 PM
If you want to  ;)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on September 04, 2010, 06:49:30 PM
Okay, guys. You'd better watch out. Here comes the new, revamped (emphasis on vampire), and altogether beatable (otherwise what would be the point), but not killable, Holy Vampire! Complete with a titatium tungstenate heart, meaning it's unstakable, and unburnable; a genetic twist that makes sure that it likes garlic. And since it's a holy vampire, it won't be accepted at either Heaven or Hell! When it bites you, it uses very convincing arguments and fine print to make you fight on his side (doesn't apply to bosses or players -- just hired cronies) (and I don't like the idea of involuntary enslavement). It can turn into Meta Knight at will! (He's almost a bat...).

My Holy vampire gives you a Bronx cheer, and then whacks you upside the head. Done with insult, he adds injury. He then throws you back in time, into the volcano with me! (Check back to the previous posts; you'll see they've changed)

My Holy Vampire clams the hill in my stead. My Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Ertxiem on September 04, 2010, 06:53:58 PM
Well... since your holy vampire likes garlic, I bribe him with 100kg of high quality garlic for him to give me the hill. My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on September 04, 2010, 07:02:04 PM
I give my vampire a stern lecture on what is important in life. i.e. the Hill.

Then, I cover the hill with leather. The dead cow is shocked that his brother was used for hill-covering, and runs away.

My Holy Vampire (now bribe-proof) claims the Hill in my stead, because I want to take a vacation. My Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on September 04, 2010, 07:33:58 PM
I recruit a werewolf, who gives me a small amount of his blood. His brethren then distract the Holy Vampire, and I lodge a bullet coated with, and containing, the blood. This poisons the vampire, and we cut off his head and make him bite a lemon, killing him. We burn his body, and scatter the ashes in the sea. I take the Hill, and summon a demon army. The demons can be killed, but as soon as they are there soul flees back to the netherworld, and they slowly recover.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on September 04, 2010, 08:12:35 PM
Lemons don't do that. My vampire has a soul, which is rejected at both the pearly and fiery gates. The ashes regather, and my Holy Vampire is born again. At circa 18 yrs. old, with an innate love of all things citrus. It turns out that my vampire had AIDS, and your werewolf came in contact with the bullet used to shoot the vampire, and promptly spread it around the werewolf community. No more werewolves! I now upgrade my vampire with sickle-cell disease, meaning that he's heavily resistant to other blood diseases. Vampires, however, are used to having blood quirks by now, and it doesn't affect him negatively. He also has a neck guard for prevention of chopping off his head, and he still needs to wear a retainer at night, because he was reborn with crooked teeth.

Lemon Rant
What is it with lemons? Is it lemons and citrus fruit? Why is that part of vampire mythology? Lemons weren't even around back then; they're a cross between a citron and a lime! Lemons don't kill people, they make them pucker!

Your demons,
Quote from: Steelfist
as soon as they are there
, flee back to the netherworld, meaning I don't have to fight them.

You forgot that it's my Hill until you claim it.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on September 04, 2010, 08:47:35 PM
I did claim it (I may not have said MY HILL, but I did claim it), and lemons kill vampires! It's a proven fact (on Terry Pratchet's diskworld novels)!

I resummon the demons, and add a clause in their summoning that forces them to stay and serve me until their body is destroyed.

I also summon ethereal help. Angels and demons combine to remove the stain that is this vampire, disintegrating him, and placing his soul in perpetual limbo. We each take a third of the ashes. I scatter mine into the sea, and the angels and demons each guard a portion in their respective 'residence'. My Hill. With demons guarding it.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on September 04, 2010, 09:00:38 PM
My Holy Vampire isn't very good at limbo. It hurts his back, so he attempts to attach his soul the ashes in the ethereal domains of Heaven and Hell. The ashes immediately are rejected, and come together in halfway between France (the road to Heaven) and China (the road to Hell). A mini-me vampire dredges up the remaining third of the ashes, and grows back to normal size. Dying so much is really pissing him off, so he kills a lawyer, who will go negotiate with Lucifer about union labor for the demons, making them unaffordable. He also kills a judge who will do the same with God. The angels and demons are gone, and I disprove the existence of God, thereby making it impossible for you to summon the guards of the ethereal domains. My vampire stakes you through your cold metal heart, and kills you temporarily (because I know you'll ressurect yourself one post from now). My hill. And don't believe everything you read in Carpe Jugulum.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on September 04, 2010, 09:07:17 PM
So you've read it! I die, but I return as a spirit, and possess the vampire. My Hill. And I am the Holy Vampire.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on September 04, 2010, 09:13:13 PM
I add to the protection of the Holy Vampire by creating a genetically engineered that gives him the strength of steel. I then arm him and pray to the mighty Craig to pull the hill to a place where it will never be stolen again. Our hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on September 04, 2010, 09:16:40 PM
Thanks.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on September 04, 2010, 09:20:44 PM
I add to the protection of the Holy Vampire by creating a genetically engineered that gives him the strength of steel. I then arm him and pray to the mighty Craig to pull the hill to a place where it will never be stolen again. Our hill.
Strike the never be stolen. The only way to the special place is through a rip-warp in time space which is in the most secretly protected part of a castle run and gaurded by the Holy Vampire and his minions.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on September 04, 2010, 09:46:48 PM
Fortunately, I have a Jewish Paladin, whom Hell won't take because he's a Paladin, and Christian Heaven won't take because he's a Jew.
Absolutely no offense meant to Jews, it could be a Muslim Paladin, too. He goes in to the castle on a dire quest, but since he's unkillable, and he has mad fighting skills, he pwns the "minions", and exorcizes the Holy Vampire, unfortunately removing both souls in the process. The Holy Vampire, however, is shunned at the gates, and goes back to his body. Now my Holy Vampire and my Jewish Paladin go into the rip-stop nylon... I mean the rip-warp in spacetime, and butcher bugfartboy, and my Holy Vampire gets a court order signed for an injunction, so Steelfist can't go near the Hill. My Jewish Paladin claim the Hill in my stead, and takes the Hill back out of the weird spacetime rip, and placed back where it was.

My Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on September 04, 2010, 09:49:51 PM
Instead of trying to care what was posted by Duckling, I call upon the power of Craig and claim the hill in some mysterious and unknown way. Our hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on September 05, 2010, 05:15:27 AM
I use l33t haxxor skills to take the Hill back in some unusual way, and block off your PMing, and change the javascript code of a page so Craig can't see anything you write in the future.

My Hill. No god-modding, whatever that is.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on September 05, 2010, 06:21:24 AM
I sue you for not knowing what god-modding is and take the hill. I then take out a multi-million dollar insurance policy in case the hill gets taken from me in any way.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Cypher on September 05, 2010, 06:25:47 AM
I put you to sleep with a tranquilizer dart and lock you in a titanium cage, being hanged over a lake of corrosive acid, deep underground within the Hill. I then... have the Hill in my control, but didn't take it, because your still on the Hill.

Our Hill. :P
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on September 05, 2010, 07:03:18 AM
I assume you mean hung. You obviously forgot that the titanium bars are 1 foot apart, and I only have a 29 inch waist, thus I escape. You also forgot about my Holy Vampire and Jewish Paladin, and I recruited a Norse loser that thinks he's a hero. Odin won't accept him in Valhalla because he's not really a hero, but Hel won't accept him because he tends to die in battle.

Fortunately, there's a lake of ammonia nearby, and all my helpers pump one into the other, thus negating the effect of the acid. I swim out to shore, and go back up through the hole my servants came in through. I get my Norse Loser some therapy about those salt cravings, and then destroy you guys for a while, but claim you hired us to do this, and thus you don't get the payout on that insurance policy. My Norse Loser claims the hill in my stead. My Hill, guarded with a Holy Vampire, a Jewish Paladin, and a Norse Loser. Don't even think about it.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on September 05, 2010, 07:34:14 AM
I recruit Sparhawk, who finds me Bhelliom (a gem with almost unlimited power), and the two rings required to control it. I Raise it, and disintegrate all three. Capturing their souls, I place them in an bottle (Which is enchanted too never break, and be able to contain and trap souls), which I place in a sealed titanium crate, which I place on the Hill, which I seal with the power of Bhelliom. I then put wards around the Hill to prevent anyone from entering. Anything I need I just create with Bhelliom, anything I want doing, I do with Bhelliom, so I have no need to let anyone in. My Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Cypher on September 05, 2010, 07:36:30 AM
Is the Alliance still intact?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on September 05, 2010, 07:37:34 AM
Yes, but you can't access the Hill, either.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on September 05, 2010, 09:30:27 AM
Cuss the god-modding. You don't realize you need an SAM defense system, so I launch the hill into the sky, and shoot it down with a missile. Bellhiom is shattered, and I temporarily raise some undead spirits for the occupation of the newly reintegrated bodies of the Holy Vampire, the Jewish Paladin, and the Loser Norseman. Then, the spirits free their host bodies' true souls by not breaking, but cutting a hole in, the glass. The souls fly out, and the Loser Norseman is fired, because he isn't useful. For now. I keep the Holy Vampire and the Jewish Paladin, who then claim the hill in my stead. My Hill.

P.S. Titatium crates aren't much good for keeping souls. They can slip out through the gaps in subatomic particles. I also melt down your bling, and make a cool sword with them, which I give to my Jewish Paladin.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on September 05, 2010, 09:37:27 AM
As Bhelliom cannot be shattered (It has a conciousness, and will defend itself), I repeat the above steps. The bottle can now not be cut, smashed or damaged in any way. Nothing can enter a mile-wide radius around the Hill, and I expel everything, save the Hill, in a mile wide radius. My Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on September 05, 2010, 09:43:34 AM
Bellhiom is now splattered shards of liquifracted gem spread over 5 square miles. Get over it, and please stop god-modding.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on September 19, 2010, 08:04:27 AM
Incredible. Patronising hypocrisy. I might consider it annoying, if it weren't for King of the Hill not being worth getting worked up over. King of the Hill is meant to be god-modded. It's some fun. Not a competition. If I had continued this train of thought over roughly six pages (You know who who are), I could understand. As it is, you've been using an invincible holy vampire, that is resurrected every time you post, for quite some time. See my point? All you have to do is try to god-mod better. That's the fun.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on September 19, 2010, 08:37:33 AM
No, my holy vampire gets defeated every time, and I acknowledge it. You just shrug off the destruction of Bellhiom like it never happened. That's the difference. Anyway, I teleport a monkey soul into Bellhiom. You just can't get around that one. The monkey gem makes thousands of bananas, and stalks off. I don't think you get bellhiom back soon.

Anyway, I'm using one of the gem bananas' mystic powers to break the seal on the jar.

I put up a no-zombie zone, and get my Holy Vampire and my Jewish Paladin back, and set them to guard it again. Perfectly defeatable.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on September 19, 2010, 08:57:30 AM
I nuke the hill. Make a new one. My hill.

I  set up an invincible army, numbering several million, of totally loyal immortal humans, that can't feel pain or sustain any damage to their bodies, and have super strength, around the Hill. They carry flamethrowers and guns that fire lasers 600 times hotter than the sun, but the guns aren't affected by heat as they are magical. Perfectly defeat-able.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on September 19, 2010, 08:59:56 AM
I offer them a dental plan. They're mine. My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on September 19, 2010, 09:01:17 AM
Totally loyal. My Hill. And they don't need a dental plan; they're invincible.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on September 19, 2010, 09:08:53 AM
No one is totally loyal. Medicare. My Hill. And describe exactly how something can be invincible without being a black hole.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on September 19, 2010, 09:36:21 AM
Simple. Impenetrable body surface, no need to breathe, etc.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on September 19, 2010, 09:40:10 AM
If they have no need to breathe, how do they get their energy?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 19, 2010, 09:42:04 AM
while you two are arguing I sneak up and take the hill my ghost hill
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on September 19, 2010, 10:17:40 AM
While THN steals the hill, I release a virus that destroys everything website that has the word "Sinister" and "Design" and continues to spread destroying anything that is created in the future. There is no more hill. I win.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on September 19, 2010, 10:47:04 AM
I sweep up the mess, and continue to play King of the Hill. My Hill. APoC, if you don't want to play, you don't have to.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on September 19, 2010, 11:53:18 AM
I'm in an alliance with Cypher and Steelfist. I'm not gonna quit just yet. You give me the hill in awe of my destructive power. Our hill!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on September 20, 2010, 02:52:19 PM
I take it back when I realize that any random schmo off the street can have supremity here. My Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on September 20, 2010, 03:52:13 PM
I smack you on both cheeks (high or low, I won't say) and take the hill while you stand there rubbing the smack mark.
Our hill!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 20, 2010, 03:54:20 PM
I burn the hill to cinders and create a burning shadow of a hill, which then becomes the hill, our hill
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on September 20, 2010, 04:16:24 PM
And I reinforce it with the Holy Vampire.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on September 20, 2010, 04:29:01 PM
I use my wraith like powers to take control Of your holy vampire by giving it a small scratch on the arm and undermine the supports of the shadow hill so that it falls into sunlight, which destroys it. I then use the holy vampires ability to move quickly and rebuild the hill in a secure location.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on September 20, 2010, 04:30:58 PM
My Holy Vampire goes through a cleansing ritual, killing it and its host. But it reincarnates. I take over secure location.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on September 20, 2010, 05:23:02 PM
My wraith slashes the vampire on the chest just before the vampire dies. In it's weakened form, it floats away and takes over a small cockroach and escapes, while you think it's dead. It returns to me and rejoins my body to recouperate from the cleansing ritual and the short while that it was without a host. I go out and burn the holy vampire and claim the hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on September 20, 2010, 06:54:08 PM
Thanks for getting rid of the slain body. That could have been an emotionally troubling experience to see one's own body.

My Holy Vampire just doesn't tend to die much, ya know? So he donates the ashes to the Society of Innocent Bystanders that Get Turned Into Vampire-Phoenices, and then he tells the Jewish Paladin to go do an exorcism on you. Don't worry, you'll be fine; it's only a small demon possession.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on September 20, 2010, 06:56:08 PM
But that's where your wrong. It isn't a demon possession. I created it. The wraith is a small part of my soul. A parasitic part of my soul. And I meant I burned your reicarnated holy vampire.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on September 20, 2010, 06:57:44 PM
And I told you that he doesn't die very easily. Didn't I say I gave him a fireman's suit to prevent burning at the stake and other such fiery ends?

The Jewish Paladin doesn't know that. He exorcises it anyway.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on September 20, 2010, 07:00:29 PM
But because it isn't a demon, it remains with me until I slash the paladin on the arm as he leaves, creating a small cut in his flesh. I take command. I then use him to defend the hill that is still mine.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on September 20, 2010, 07:21:41 PM
It doesn't have to be a demon to be exorcised. It can be anything from the spirit of a bugfartboy to a greater ghost. Scram.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on September 20, 2010, 07:37:33 PM
I wait 7 years and my soul regenerates and the wraith is reborn but with a direct tie to me. I steal the Jewish Paladin and cause it to commit suicide. I then send the wraith out at the Holy Vampire. Because it has a direct tie to me, it no longer needs a host body to survive and can last indefinitely. I take the holy vampire and feed off of it's half life energy. I then use that energy to move the hill to a secure location. I then grow yet another wraith as a backup.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on September 20, 2010, 07:39:32 PM
I set up a no undead zone around the hill, remember? My vampire is safe, my Paladin is reborn, and the no undead zone stays up. My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on September 20, 2010, 07:41:32 PM
But it isn't undead. My hill. And I didn't have the vampire move the hill. I used the vampires energy to move the hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on September 20, 2010, 07:44:09 PM
The wraith is a cop-out. Anyway, in seven years, I figured out how not to ever have an open wound; wear armor fused to my skin.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on September 20, 2010, 07:46:18 PM
But nothing is impenetrable. And due to the direct link to me the wraith has, it has enough energy to enter a body without needing some of their lifeblood first. My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on September 21, 2010, 07:03:32 PM
See; that's what I mean by cop-out. I didn't use my vampire to beat the invincible army; I used a dental plan. I realized that vampires just won't help in that scenario. I steal the hill from under your nose.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on September 21, 2010, 07:09:13 PM
I jerk on the invisible, unbreakable string attached to the hill and yank it from your unsuspecting hands. My Hill!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on September 22, 2010, 03:22:20 PM
I meet the invisible, unbreakable string with my undullable, unstoppable scissors. Who wins? No one. But I still get the Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Cypher on October 02, 2010, 07:52:42 AM
I pour flouroantimonic acid on all of you and you armies and you all die. My hill!  :P
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on October 02, 2010, 08:26:53 AM
Uh... no. That was Genghis Khan's hill. My hill doesn't have any armies on it. You must be mistaken.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on October 02, 2010, 02:46:48 PM
While Cypher distracts Duckling, I steal the hill. Our Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on October 02, 2010, 09:01:19 PM
I steal the hill back, and put up a security system, complete with those cool laser beams that you can actually see.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on October 02, 2010, 09:10:28 PM
Using small diamonds, I refract and redirect each of your cool laser beams so that each one is pointing at the hill, melting it, and a create new one inside my mind. Our Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on October 02, 2010, 09:18:46 PM
I replicate the movie "Inception", and plant the idea in your mind that you need to give me the hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on October 02, 2010, 09:20:45 PM
But you die in my mind and the real you dies and I carry a crops with me to protect menif yu ever return as a ghost, demon, or vampire. Still our hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on October 03, 2010, 09:03:57 AM
Excuse me..!!?!?! People don't die if they die in your mind! People wake up. I've woken up, and I'm ticked off.

Good thing crops don't hurt me. In fact, soybean crops even supply me with tofu. So there. And crosses don't help either. It's crucifixes. You ought to know better; go back and watch Dracula.

And I carry Darwin's head around with me to keep anything religious at bay.

My hill, after I kick some butt.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on October 03, 2010, 10:19:10 AM
I seek out the head of Medusa and use it's ability to turn people to stone against you. And don't say that it's religious. It's mythology. I then free Duskling from his bottle at the center if the earth under a prearranged agreement that every fifth post of mine can be a wish that he will grant. Our Hill. (We really did agree on wishes.)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on October 03, 2010, 12:07:52 PM
('T is true)

To start things off, as a token of my gratitude, I conceal Duckling in a giant block of glass. Our Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on October 03, 2010, 12:15:52 PM
I sepend about $15 million on marble and encase the block of glass in a thick layer of it. Still our hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on October 03, 2010, 02:09:58 PM
It's really too bad that I have a mirror. And a flying horse. And then there's this dame Andromeda that I gotta save from this Poseidon-sent monster, so don't keep me. (Psst! I think this might be a rip-off of perseus)

About that glass... well you used calcium-26 in your glass, and it's radioactive. Radiation runs off the duck's back, so I'm not affected, but that marble is lookin' pretty unstable. I might need one solid blow from a ghost kitty, or 2 posts to gather my strength.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on October 03, 2010, 02:24:08 PM
Your still encased in a block of glass. You have no oxygen. You died.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on October 03, 2010, 03:56:10 PM
No... ducks can hold their breaths for at least 3 posts. Fortunately, the glass was weakened, and I only needed 2. Bam! I'm free. Whatcha gonna do about it?

And why was he in a bottle at the center of the earth?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on October 03, 2010, 04:22:40 PM
I put him there before the game was restarted. MWAHAHAHA!!!! And the marble is still there and you still suffocate. Our hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on October 04, 2010, 03:00:18 PM
Let there be freedom for the duck!

By this commandment (hey, it's not like any atheists are disputing it -- I am one), I am free. And contesting that fact are constesting God's will.

I kick you off the hill. And really, I didn't need any of that, because if you look back some posts, I say that the marble, too, is lookin' pretty unstable. Stop contesting things that have already happened.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on October 04, 2010, 03:59:32 PM
The quote was a fake and the world, enraged at your lieing duck self, locks you up in a bottle very very similar to the one used on Duskli- WAIT!!! It IS the same bottle used on Duskling!! I use the remaining Trancendent Being powers I have and move you, inside your unbreakable, unopenable, and unreachable bottle of course, to the center of the earth where Inmight someday release yo- oops. I forgot. I used up all my powers and Trancendent Beings were banned. But my power still works, for I am no longer a Trancendent Being. Merely one who once was one that has a remnant of power. Our Hill!!!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on October 04, 2010, 04:38:35 PM
I call on my Holy Lawyer (can go to neither heaven nor hell; see 'Holy Vampire') to sue you for a
bad word
no seriously
[spoiler: Caution! HE double hockey-sticks here!]
Can't say I didn't warn ya
hell
[/spoiler] of a lot of money for that, because of kidnapping criminal charges, violation of right to free speech on the part of the governement, as they didn't provide adequate protection from bugs, and for the same reason, freedom of religion. I open the jar with the Mighty Corkscrew of Helices, and free myself.

Epic fail. Anyway, what's with all this pre-emptive nonsense?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: TheWanderingShadow on October 18, 2010, 07:45:10 PM
I, through various convoluted plans and several bribes, become Supreme Dictator of the area around the hill, and abolish all laws that keep me from amassing a gigantic army to plow over you and your lawyer. Then I do just that. My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on October 18, 2010, 07:50:22 PM
I use my wraith form to take over TWS's body and mind. Our (Duskling and I's) Hill! And usig my every 5th Buggy Post Only Duskling Wishing Power, I wish that the next 3 attempts at stealing the hill were impossible.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: TheWanderingShadow on October 18, 2010, 08:17:13 PM
With the power of the Corrupt a Wish Foundation, I automatically attempt to steal the hill 3 times, opening it up for others to try.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on October 19, 2010, 03:51:34 AM
But sadly your post only counted as 1. (sad trombone) Only one steal per post.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on October 19, 2010, 04:32:20 PM
:( (STEALING)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on October 19, 2010, 06:32:44 PM
And double posting doesn't count. (Once again, Sad Trombone)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on October 19, 2010, 07:33:30 PM
Since I don't want to wait, I break the stupid wish thing, because you could just renew it, and wish-kill using a lawyer that finds a loophole.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on October 19, 2010, 07:40:13 PM
No. I can't renew it whenever I want. Only every five posts from me. And the wish won't be the same. Feeling useless, your lawyer quits. I take the hill from your shocked hands. Our Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on October 20, 2010, 03:35:36 PM
Yes, but a hill-grab moratorium. Anyway, I decide to jump ahead to when the wish-power runs out, and claim the hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on October 20, 2010, 04:37:06 PM
It had already run out and you don't get the hill. Still our hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: TheWanderingShadow on October 20, 2010, 05:15:14 PM
I stroll in and kick you off the hill, since you didn't seem to put up defenses of any kind. I put up 80-foot tall walls around the hill, with automatic turrets mounted on top of them.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on October 20, 2010, 05:48:44 PM
I rent out a digger and go under the wall to grab you and throw you off the wall. I then proceed to fill in the hole and use a hovering device to lift the hill 80 feet off the ground. Our hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on October 21, 2010, 04:04:37 PM
I jump 80 feet off the ground, push you off, and watch you go boing.

Then, I hire a sentient potato to be my personal guard.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on October 21, 2010, 04:28:43 PM
I mash the potato and take the hill. I then put a solid sphere of corrosive masmia to prevent unauthorized access to the hill. Then I put slave collars on many powerful Shadow Guardians and use them to defend the outside and interior of the sphere.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on October 21, 2010, 06:41:58 PM
I get a press pass, pass through the corrosive masmia, because masmia is actually a Singaporian first name, and I shoot Masmia in the face and don't let her corrode me. Then, I eat my mashed potato, and kick you off the hill. Then, I trap you in a soul-trapping cube, and I said "

Let the dimensions of this cube be 3 meters to a side, and all the sides be equal" and it was good. Then I said "Let there be a force exuded from the center of the cube" and it was so. Then, I said "Let the force applied to any object within the cube be inversely proportionate to the radial distance from the center of its gravity divided by the total distance to the edge of the cube, and let the force be an attractive one, such that there is no escape by anything but light; let the time within short radial distances quicken proportionately to the side of the cube divided by the cube root of 4/3 pi over the length of any given side, with respect to the radius in that given direction, such that while the cube is extrinsically as such, is internally a sphere, and let the rule of conservation of momentum apply within this cube, such that if something were to attempt to encroach the boundaries of the cube with improbability, half of their mass would move in the opposite direction as used by the relocated object to attain location in the center of the cube, such that it anyone were to try funny business like that, they would be scientifically irrevocably be torn in half." This said, I had created the containment cube.

Sucks for you.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on October 21, 2010, 06:44:09 PM
But then God said, "Let man not share in the Glory of God, for he is unclean. Therefore, let Bugfartboy be released and Duckling imprisioned for 50 posts." And it was good. My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on October 21, 2010, 07:20:43 PM
What does God have to do with this? I just created the containment cube, and sucks for you. Deal with it. I deny your all-too-literal God modding.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on October 21, 2010, 07:23:21 PM
But you never claimed the hill. And guess what? You left the hill with me. Sucks for you.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: TheWanderingShadow on October 21, 2010, 08:25:56 PM
I don't think I can argue with God, but I can ignore Duckling's scientific explanations, free Bugfartboy from the containment cube, and kick him off the hill. Then I release a bunch of mechanical guard dogs to patrol the area around my hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on October 21, 2010, 08:28:14 PM
I grab TWS and put him in the containment cube. Then I grab the hill, use my shrink ray to reduce it to keychain size, and walk off. My hill. Truce TWS?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: TheWanderingShadow on October 21, 2010, 08:41:04 PM
Depends on whether you'll let me out of the containment cube. :P
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on October 22, 2010, 06:04:15 AM
If you agree, yep. If not, expect to be in there for a looooonnnngggg time.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on October 22, 2010, 12:52:43 PM
How exactly did you get Buggy out of the cube in the first place, hmmm?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on October 22, 2010, 02:49:00 PM
You'll never know. >:-)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: TheWanderingShadow on October 22, 2010, 05:18:02 PM
I agree. Now get me out of here.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on October 22, 2010, 07:45:30 PM
Truce accepted. And by ways unknown to man or duck, I free TWS and use the same methods to put Duckling in the cube. In his absence, we take the hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on October 23, 2010, 09:12:45 AM
Women? Cats? Tell me exactly how people keep getting moved in and out of my containment cube!!!

It is both impermeable and impenetrable. From now on, explicitly say how you got out. I turn myself into light, curse for not having thought of the fact that the geodesics would be warped too, and thus impermeable by light as well, making the cube basically a mirror, and VERY well camoflauged. I turn back, and create a plant and an anti-plant, out of which the plant is sucked in, and the anti-plant is not, because of conservation of momentum. Then, I say

let the dimensions of this cube be altered, such that the exterior of the cube be of finite space, and let the interior be infinite, and let there be, during the duration of this swap, a positive and negative version of the universe created, out of which only one can remain outside of the cube, and the anti-universe is now inside the cube, and annihilates the universe.

Fortunately, there's another one inside the cube. However, I didn't make an anti-Buggy or WS, so you guys are stuck outside the containment cube. ahahahaha. Now I also install a perimeter guard existing solely on the perimeter of the cube, such that imaginary force is applied to it, and does not move to an extent we can see in the real universe. It wavers back and forth in the 4th dimension according to a sine wave with respect to time. Anyway, the perimeter guard means you have to explain yourself every time you cross the containment cube.

My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: TheWanderingShadow on October 23, 2010, 10:57:26 AM
So now we've been annihilated with the rest of the universe. How kind of you, Duckling.

Quote from: Duckling
imaginary force is applied to it

This tends to apply to most of your "scientific" explanations.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on October 23, 2010, 02:16:45 PM
Nonono. What I mean by imaginary is that as you have divided by zero, the force should be infinite, but dividing by zero doesn't actually get you anywhere, so since there must be some force, it is infinity i, and therefore is not usable in this universe at the moment.

You haven't been annihilated. Why would you? If you hadn't been recreated, you couldn't have been... I'm not going to explain myself. Read my post more thoroughly.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: TheWanderingShadow on October 23, 2010, 04:54:33 PM
Quote
and the anti-universe is now inside the cube, and annihilates the universe.

Fortunately, there's another one inside the cube. However, I didn't make an anti-Buggy or WS, so you guys are stuck outside the containment cube.

Isn't the universe outside of the cube? And wasn't that destroyed? I apologize for not understanding your ridiculously confusing post, then create a new hill, claim it, then through some pseudo-scientific technique consisting of impossible actions and hypothetical theories, I make sure you can't create another containment cube or anything like it around this hill. Seriously. Please don't do it again.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on October 23, 2010, 08:55:11 PM
Look it's not confusing if you pay attention. It's completely nonscientific, and it couldn't happen. Granted. But if I had the power to make those things be, the containment cube would be the result, and I got 90% of the science correct. And that thing about the anti-universe being inside the cube was a typo. It was actually the anti-universe that was outside the cube, and annihilated the known universe, minus you guys, leaving only you outside the cube, whose exterior is finite. It's hard to wrap your mind around the idea at first, but you can't take my god-modding away from me because you're not willing to try, AND not give a darn good explanation for it.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on October 24, 2010, 07:31:30 AM
And no more of the God act. That means no,"And I said let there..." People hate mentor god-modding and they should hate you for it too.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on October 24, 2010, 10:18:35 AM
I was told sternly by a fist of steel that God-modding is the point.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on October 24, 2010, 10:53:46 AM
Well then, I steal your soul and absorb it into mine while leaving my soul entirely under control. That means your body is a slave to me and I then take the hill. Then I steal the soul of everyone who isn't in an alliance with me and I and my allies become supreme rulers of King of the Hill.

Our Hill!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on October 24, 2010, 12:01:50 PM
How'd you get into the cube?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on October 24, 2010, 12:37:55 PM
Same way I put you in.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on October 24, 2010, 05:57:57 PM
Which is?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on October 24, 2010, 06:49:04 PM
As I said. Neither duck nor man shall know. >:-)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on October 24, 2010, 07:00:12 PM
That's not a valid answer. I confiscate the hill until you give me a legitimate answer.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on October 24, 2010, 07:02:35 PM
But I sue for unwarranted search and seizure. You lose and get thrown into prison for a very long time (10 non-Duckling posts starting right after this)

Still our hill
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on October 24, 2010, 07:04:11 PM
It can't be unwarranted search and siezure if it wasn't the government doing it. So there. I ignore your fantasy court ruling, and continue to keep the hill in my possession.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on October 24, 2010, 07:12:12 PM
But then I also sue for the stealing of private property. Once again, you are thrown in prison for the next 10 Duckling-free posts starting now.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on October 24, 2010, 07:13:30 PM
Actually, the court system doesn't apply, because I actually have the authority to confiscate. Note that I say confiscate, not steal.

I walk out of jail after a string of apologies by the warden
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on October 24, 2010, 07:29:12 PM
Only to have the warden realize that they were missing keys to the prison along with several hundred dollars in cash. They stop you amd search you to find all of the missing things on your person. They then take you into custody and you wait in jail for your trial in 3 non-Duckling posts run by yours truly.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on October 24, 2010, 07:43:15 PM
You can God-mod, but you can't say what I do. Just what you do.

I didn't steal anything, and as I have no motive, and no criminal background, and I'm a minor, and I'm innocent, they let me go.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on October 24, 2010, 07:47:43 PM
God takes the hill and gives it to me. And since it was and is his, He can do that.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on October 25, 2010, 03:44:26 PM
I take the hill back under my secure care, because I can confiscate it.

The hill is under my control.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on October 25, 2010, 04:20:19 PM
But God takes it back and gives you a warning about confiscating it. Then he gives it to me and puts a curse so that those who steal it from me or my allies is cursed to lose it for a short while without hope of getting it back.

Our Hill!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: TheWanderingShadow on October 25, 2010, 07:07:14 PM
I think this thread needs more participants before this becomes a bunch of god-modding and simple back-and-forths. Oops. too late.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on October 25, 2010, 07:29:29 PM
Bah hah. :P I really think it is too late.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on October 26, 2010, 02:46:21 PM
Well, Vishnu takes the hill on my behalf, and I guard it with a God-proof zone. Don't say She's all-powerful, because She's not.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on October 26, 2010, 02:48:00 PM
But God is omnipresent, thus there is no such thing as a God-Proof zone. It's nothing more than a Demi-God proof zone. Then God gives the hill back and you are cursed to fail many many times. Our Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on October 26, 2010, 03:30:53 PM
Just shut up. I'm done playing with people that won't respect a good god-mod. Come up with something more original, and less religious.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: TheWanderingShadow on October 30, 2010, 04:32:52 PM
Sigh...
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on October 30, 2010, 04:43:32 PM
I surround the hill with an improbability sphere that causes everything that all of you do regarding the hill to go horribly wrong.  Since none of you are capable of manipulating mystic essence (due to your lack of understanding of what it is).  This hill is forever mine.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on October 30, 2010, 07:00:11 PM
I do something completely improbable and your improbability sphere melts down attempting to make my already improbable action even more improbable. I then set the hill on fire and scatter all but a small amount of it's ashes across the universe. The remaining ashes I put in a small bottle made of diamond.  Then I use my magic powers to harness pure energy to create an invisible warp sphere in the form of a tear in time-space around me and the bottle. Our hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on October 31, 2010, 02:21:02 PM
I get a hill magnet, get all the pieces back from around the universe, and claim the Hill. Majority rules, while I protect it with El Hombre Siniestro.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on October 31, 2010, 02:42:17 PM
I hit Sinister Man, knocking him out cold, and destroy the hill magnet. I then eradicate the remains of the hill outside my little bottle. I then create an undestroyable, unhackable, and unstoppable laser armed satellite and program it to destroy any attempts to create a new hill. Our Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on October 31, 2010, 02:42:55 PM
Did I mention the Hill magnet is indstructible? How did you destroy the Hill?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on October 31, 2010, 02:46:40 PM
You never mentioned that the magnet is indestructible. You can't add just after someone steals it. And I used a prototype of the laser on my satellite to destroy the hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on November 04, 2010, 07:24:54 PM
Anyway, I use the inherent instability of Argon-16 in your laser of the satellite to start a nuclear reaction by approaching the Hill, and mirroring the satellite's beam to a point inside the satellite, thus exciting the argon to start a reaction. The EMP effect of the nuclear reaction renders your satellite offline for a period of 2 hours, during which time I send a spaceship up, and knock down the satellite, whereupon the contained chain reaction kills 2 llamas, 4 alpacas, and an Inca warrior on impact. Then, I rule God-modding unconstitutional, as the God in the Bible is sos very obviously male, and protrays sexist views every other Book. Finally, I create a portal to inside the bottle, reach in, and pull out the Hill remains, and form a new Hill from the remains and some topsoil I got at Home Depot.

It's guarded with 5 snarling koalas that will bite your arm off on sight.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on December 02, 2010, 03:21:15 AM
I study the arcane arts and use them to turn myself invisible temporarily. As the koalas can't see me, they don't attack. I dispatch them with ease, and claim the Hill. I shuttle it into space, and set it in orbit around the sunI set up a M.D.Z. (Molecular Detachment Zone) around the Hill. In essence, within the zone molecules cannot hold together. I also set up a forcefield on the inside of the M.D.Z. AND, I set up Molecular clockwork engine to power the thrusters that I attach to the Hill; In case all else fails, I can use the seemingly limitless energy of the M.C. Engine, to go anywhere in the universe.

Note that the forcefield is impenetrable, unless I deactivate it from the inside. Which I won't.

The forcefield prevents teleportation, spirits, Psy or magic of any kind or strength from entering the area within it.

My Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on December 02, 2010, 06:16:19 AM
I then use my molecular computer to take control of your operating systems and make your engines bring the hill to me. I then temporarily disable the defense system, invade, and promptly boot you out of the shuttle and away from the hill. I then reactivate the defenses and set up a firewall of my own design that prevents any and all spyware/malware/hacking. I fly away to unknown galaxies and survive off the self-sustaining ecosystem that I also installed. The hill has all of the defenses previously mentioned by steelfist including the firewall just set up. My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on December 02, 2010, 07:42:20 PM
I have a molecular computer, too; it's made of MOLECULES... (spooky coincidence).

And I also have a quantum computer, too. It hacks your system. By itself. It's that good. Then, I create a Bose-Einstein Condenate-based life form, which doesn't rely upon the nuclear forces to hold it together, and only the Van der Waals attraction. It goes in, goes to Warp Factor 9, and bends the spacetime so completely that despite topology, there is a way through the forceshield.

Then, I steal the hill, and reactivate the defense, with the modification that the forceshield can block the MDZ, and I can stand [La] [G]uard[ia] at my Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on December 02, 2010, 07:44:41 PM
Ah. But you forgot my impassable firewall. In order to hack it, you'd need to be present at the operating system. Which you aren't. Still my hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on December 02, 2010, 07:46:26 PM
You didn't hear me. It's a quantum computer, and arranged its atoms waveforms to describe themselves as if they were present, and thus their quantum possibilities lie at the operating system, and interact as such. It's spooky hacking at a distance.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on December 02, 2010, 07:49:46 PM
But I'm at such a far distance that your computer can't reach me anyway. And inside the M.D.Z. Your computer's waveform breaks up. You have no control inside the forcefield. It's still my hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on December 02, 2010, 07:55:58 PM
You don't have to understand it to have the Hill taken away.

My Hill. Read my posts, read about spooky action at a distance, which has no upper limit to range, and take the Hill back. I'll be waiting.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on December 02, 2010, 08:44:50 PM
Doesnt matter. I already read them unlike you who just skims then posts. It's still me hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on December 03, 2010, 04:26:22 PM
Bugfartboy, you don't seem to have got the hang of things in this topic. It doesn't matter. If you have to argue about who has the Hill it isn't worth it. Just point out the flaws in how they took the Hill, then move on, and steal it back.

I confiscate the Hill as punishment for petty arguing in a forum game. I reset my defenses, and make them COMPLETELY UNHACKABLE! the forcefield or M.D.Z. will NEVER stop working, as it has no access terminal or control functions. It can't even be de-activated from the inside.

MY HILL.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on December 03, 2010, 05:17:15 PM
Just for clarification, what's to be hacked? The MDZ is surrounding the forcefield, correct? But where exactly is the computer system in all this?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on December 03, 2010, 06:20:46 PM
Nothing; that's why it's unhackable.

I honestly think that the whole 'hacking' thing is a little too god-mod. I mean, for example:

'I set up  an invincible infallible lazer defense system!'

'I hack it.'
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on December 03, 2010, 06:25:10 PM
Sure, but what role does it play within security system. I don't want to just ignore it; that would be poor form.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on December 03, 2010, 06:37:46 PM
There is no computer; the forcefield and M.D.Z. runs without supervision or control, and because of this, cannot be hacked.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on December 03, 2010, 07:24:04 PM
Oh. I thought there was an unhackable computer involved. In that case, I raise my Bose-Einstein Helium Golem. It goes through the MDZ, as it is only held together with Van der Waals forces, and slips into the fourth dimension for about 2 metres, and comes back into this set of 3 dimensions inside the forceshield. Sorry 'bout the godmodding, but just think of it that your defenses were so good, I had to godmod to pass them.

Then, it claims the hill, sabotages the mechanisms from the inside, and claims the Hill, surrounding it. Don't touch; its temperature is circa one nanodegree.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on December 03, 2010, 07:40:03 PM
Hmm; I did say it couldn't be de-activated from the inside, but OK.

I teleport inside the Hill, claim it, and teleport away.

My Hill.

Incidentally, I also offer a subsantial reward for your head on a plate, severed from your body.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on December 03, 2010, 07:53:16 PM
Darn them bounty hunters! Always getting in the way. And while you did say it couldn't be deactivated for the inside, some (including me) might say that deactivation not being an option and sabotage being an impossibility are two different things.

Ah, well; if we dwelt on all the technicalities and misinterpretations, we'd be here a while.

This brings me to my next point; there's an inside of the hill? I might have filled it in if I were to have known of it...
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on December 05, 2010, 05:44:51 AM
Yeah; a panic room WITHIN the Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on December 05, 2010, 08:20:45 PM
Well, I teleport to you, and bring a plate that is severed from my body, and put my attached head on it. Delivered, promptly retracted, but I ask nonetheless for the reward. Then I send a gust of pure oxygen at you, and the steel fist oxidizes. Heavily. My Hill, after you are ejected into deep space. Have a nice sentence or two explaining how to get back to Earth!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on December 06, 2010, 11:55:21 AM
Ah, I wasn't made of steel. Nonetheless, we shall proceed as if I had been, and I was one more a 'steel golem'. Having frozen, I float for what seems to be an eternity. Eventually, I arrive at a futuristic planet. This is earth, and I have been floating for several thousand years. I steal a prototype time machine, and return to the point just before you eject me into space. I knock you out. And replace me with you. My (and my past  self, who rules beside me) Hill, after you are ejected into deep space. Have a nice sentence or two explaning how to get back to earth!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Cypher on December 06, 2010, 12:46:16 PM
Using a special weather-control machine that was secretly developed while you were all fighting for the hill, I induce a rain of fluoroantimonic acid upon the hill, and, consequently, you. I then seal your remains within a titanium sphere and launch you into space (Have a nice sentence or two explaning how to get back to earth!) and build an underground bunker, where I stay.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zackirus on December 06, 2010, 03:03:27 PM
After recovering from my poisoning (I'm still not dead!), I sneak over to where the hill is and take some in a vial. Not much to have the hill but enough... for now. I quietly sneak back to Canada and put in the hill extract and place my own garden. I crack out the maple syrup and pull up a table, two chairs, two glasses and wait.

Cypher's Hill: 99%

My Hill: 1%

Ahhhh... here's to Canada. 
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Idozen Cair on December 07, 2010, 05:31:59 AM
I move in, kick everybody out and own this hill.
My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Cypher on December 07, 2010, 09:18:50 AM
You can't kick me out, I'm in an underground bunker with armed guards!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on December 07, 2010, 10:08:42 AM
Ah, telepathfan . . .

No. 1 - You have a stupid name. I mean, TELEPATHFAN2!? Really? You're only on the forum ABOUT telepath!

No. 2 - You can't do that; just take the Hill. Either you are a moron, didn't read the rules, or most likely, are simply a minor troll, who came here to irritate people. But I digress. Just remember, before posting, read the rules detailed (usually) on the first page of a topic, and use some sense. If everyone is trying to get the Hill inventively, then most likely that is what you should do; use some imagination.

No. 3 - Excellent. Someone who knows how to use punctuation. Yes, usually, with a new member, it takes a few weeks for them to start using the occasional full stop and capital letter (You know who you are, or, at least, were).

OK. I can't be bothered to take the Hill after my rant.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on December 07, 2010, 02:12:44 PM
Honestly, I didn't remember the guards. . .
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on December 11, 2010, 09:12:39 AM
In my capsule, I experiment with teleportation. I finally escape, by teleporting into the bunker. I kill you and your guards. I take the Hill (My Hill), and go into hiding. There are an elite team of invisible, omnipotent and totally loyal ninjas guarding it. Incredibly well equiped ninjas.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on December 11, 2010, 09:16:40 AM
I take away their omnipotence, so that the next person that comes along can actually try to get the the Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on December 11, 2010, 09:20:47 AM
How?

OK. I restore their omnipotence.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on December 11, 2010, 01:25:16 PM
(You don't have to)

I walk up to the hill and, since nobody would suspect someone who hasn't been on this thread for 30 pages, I can basically take the hill before it's too late to stop me.

P.S. Mwuahaha!   :-*
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on December 11, 2010, 03:56:29 PM
@Steelfist: with a handy, dandy, omnipotence-removal aerosol spray you can get at a Wal-Mart near you!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on December 11, 2010, 06:27:40 PM
Damn. I forgot about that aerosol . . .

The ninjas then kill both you and Ersatz Man. My Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on December 11, 2010, 06:34:45 PM
If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine...

Oh, well. I guess I may just have to possess one of your ninjas and wreak a little bit of havoc on your ninja group. Since I am skilled in the Jedi arts (I just finished watching Episode II), my ninja that I possess uses the force. That's my explanation.

Then, I send a photon torpedo into your hill-bunker, via a small thermal exhaust port 2 centimetres wide. I think you may or may not know what happens. And I'm pretty sure that you did the Grand Moff Tarkin thing.

Now I have charred hill bits that will reform into a hill in a post or two, after I infuse it with phoenix essence. (I wish torugo would come back. If he just changed his name, I will feel like an idiot)

And it's guarded with Geonosians. With those green orb flinger things that show up once in Episode II.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on December 11, 2010, 06:49:20 PM
Okay. Knew what you were talking about until the very end. Nonetheless, Star Wars it is, my friend . . .

I train in the arts of the sith (I wasn't near the Hill). Become the best there is, has been, or ever will be. I take control ofthe Star Forge. Retrain the ninjas, who deal with these Geonosians. I defeat you in single combat. I rebuild the Hill, shuttle it into a space station, which is guarded by a limitless fleet. I go into hiding again. The ninjas guard the Hill, are totally loyal and almost invincible. The Hill is also guarded by hordes of well trained sith apprentices. And a guard dog, Chiztkoi, and his 'handler', the supersoldier, Volkov. Who are both totally loyal to me.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on December 11, 2010, 07:11:06 PM
I am Starkiller. Steelfist is arrogant. I am truly the most powerful. Play The Force Unleashed I and II. I sneak behind your fleet to your space station. Then I overcome your Sith Guards using my lightsabers. Then I use an unstoppable Jedi mind trick on your ninjas, making them hack each other to little bits. And then I Force Push your guard dog an his handler into deep space by pushing them into an escape pod that we all know your station has. But not until after I leave only the launch key. Nothing else works. I then behead you double lightsaber style and Launch the hill into a space pod that I also share with it. I leave a holographic hill and Steelfist in my wake and flee to a galaxy far far away. And more specifically, the planet know as Earth. I then decide to join Zack and his 1% of the hill in Canada and offer to share. Truce, Zack?

My hill!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on December 11, 2010, 07:16:49 PM
Nope - sorry. Pease read my post properly.

You can't sneak past the fleet.

I wasn't there.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on December 11, 2010, 07:19:15 PM
Acually sneaking past it is quite simple. I merely arrive under the guise of a supply ship pilot.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zackirus on December 11, 2010, 07:21:18 PM
Well, Buggy I accept your Truce (as a NAP not as an alliance) and pour the maple syrup in the glass opposite to mine. I then pull out the chair and wait for you to come.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on December 11, 2010, 07:24:44 PM
Fine.

I activate a Dr Device on the Earth, destroying you, the planet and the Hill.

I rebuilt the Hill. Rebuilt defenses. The ninjas are also Sith. With lightsaber daggers. And totally loyal. My Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: cyso on December 11, 2010, 07:27:18 PM
Dr. Device, huh?
I hire Ender, Bean, Dink, Crazy Tom, Hot Soup, and the rest of Ender's commanders to neutralize your defenses and hold the hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on December 11, 2010, 07:33:17 PM
Son of a *****!

Nonetheless. My fleet is LIMITLESS. Not even Ender (Or Bean, if you believe Ender's Shadow) can beat that. Still my Hill.

Off topic - It's a very good series of books, isn't it?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: cyso on December 11, 2010, 07:36:26 PM
Unfortunately, I can't find the rest of the books in the series. But, from what I read so far, they are pretty good. I distract you with the newest Olson Scott Card book, and take over your fleet for you.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on December 11, 2010, 07:37:46 PM
I dominate your mind, causing you to give me back my fleet andcommit suicide. My Hill.

PS. I'm still a sith.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zackirus on December 11, 2010, 07:40:25 PM
Thankfully, the planet was destroyed in such a way that I was able to survive on a rock chunk and was thrown to mars where I cash land on the planet with my house and myself intact and I find a small oxygen reserve that creates oxygen. Because I can survive in such low temperatures, I hold out on the planet, making the food I need in my garden/1% hill, yelling, "I WILL GET MY REVENGE!"
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on December 11, 2010, 07:43:10 PM
Sorry; http://ansible.wikia.com/wiki/Dr._Device
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zackirus on December 11, 2010, 08:00:06 PM
I activate the secret alien technology that I have been collecting over the years under my house similar to the Dr. Device (Strong Force Field Dynamics) and escape the planet is less than three seconds. However due to my inexperience with the technology, my house and I go hurdling towards mars and the same scenario happens.    
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on December 11, 2010, 08:09:28 PM
I send a ship to offer an alliance. And rescue you, if you agree.

Hey, I'm not all bad. The Dr Device was aimed at Bugfartboy.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on December 11, 2010, 09:08:16 PM
I hire Gandorf to take you out. I then take the hill, reverse the destruction of Earth, using the 6-Post rule. I buy out Steelfist's limitless fleet and use them as harvesters of the maple syrup that Zack will need. I then join him on Earth and bask in the presence of the hill. Our hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on December 11, 2010, 10:14:53 PM
I thought the fleet were loyal. And the Earth destroyed...
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on December 11, 2010, 10:36:18 PM
Read my post. And this is getting confusing with people wiping their posts.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on December 11, 2010, 11:24:24 PM
I dominate bugfartboy's mind in spirit form. He signs control over the fleet to my TOTALLY LOYAL fleet commander. I retreat to the star forge and rebuild my body. I go into hiding. My Hill. Zack, the offer stands.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on December 11, 2010, 11:46:10 PM
I put a bounty on your head and after 3 days, you are brought to me alive. I then stare at you with a creepy simle on my face until you freak out and swear in the Ancient Language to forsake your fleet and to never use Dr. Device again. I use a similar method on Zack's asteroid until it freaks out and earth's destruction is reversed. I get another bottle of maple syrup and leave you with your 98% of the hill. I took a small 1% as well. Cheers!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on December 12, 2010, 04:28:47 AM
Fortunately, I only swore in AN ancient language; Latin, to be precise. I then take counciling not to be freaked out by creepy smiles. I retire my fleet anyway, and hunt down bugfartboy. I kill you, and take your part of the Hill.

My Hill: 99%.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on December 12, 2010, 10:26:53 AM
You didn't put up a guard system that I'm aware of, so I put on a stealth system, and am very stealthy.

Then, I chloroform you, and stuff you in a closet, making sure you have no resources, like a RADIO. I can't really kill people when I think about it. And it doesn't do a darn bit of good in this game, or in real life. It just creates more problems for you than you started with.

Then, I get a loan to build a new Death Star, without a small, unshielded, thermal exhaust port 2 metres wide, with a direct line shot to the main reactor. That would have been stupid. I put clones on it. Then, the hill goes in there.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zackirus on December 12, 2010, 10:51:25 AM
I agree to everyone alliances and happily take my 1% of my hill and house and move to an isolated earth like planet with only animals and live their in peace with my 1% hill. I crack out the maple syrup and a couple chairs and glasses for anyone who wants to take a break from the hill madness and just enjoy life. 

Duckling's Hill: 99%

My Hill: 1%
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on December 12, 2010, 10:56:41 AM
I create a Molecule Reassembler and use it to create a path for my 100% secure and unbreachable spaceship straight to the hill by rearranging the molecules in everything that gets in my way so that they become harmless gas and I pass right through them. I take a small 1% of the hill using the M.R. And leave the same way I came, destroying your Death Star's ability to destroy anything unless it crashes into that something it harms.

Ducky's Hill: 98%
Zack's Hill: 1%
My Hill: 1%

I also go and join Zac on his earth like planet and protect it from any harm using the MR to disassemble anything that tries to harm his planet or anything on it, making a true safe refuge.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on December 12, 2010, 11:48:29 AM
I destroy your Molecule reassembler with a VERY focused blast from my Republic Cruiser. The whole point of the refuge is that no one would dare attack it, right?

And that was just a little bit godmod right there. 100% secure and unbreachable spaceship?

After that, I ignore the "hil madness" for a bit, deep into the core of an icy moon called Europa. I set up a deflector shield that would deflect anything, spanning into multiple dimensions to prevent people from teleporting in. Also, I have an improbability drive that will (improbably) banish someone very far away if they look like a threat. I like my icy moon. Hot cocoa, anyone?

And Zack, I have to say that the whole refuge idea is a very good thing. If you're almost omnipotent, why fight for the hill? Why not just live in your dream house? I enjoy being able to say I fought in the Hill Wars, and I have 1.5% of the hill to show for it.

But because I like paradoxes, I set up Wi-Fi at my moon base, and play Telepath RPG for a while, unless I can get enough people for hearts.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on December 12, 2010, 11:51:13 AM
The Molecular Reassembler was retired to defending Zack's refuge. Like I would use it again.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zackirus on December 12, 2010, 12:08:44 PM
I just want to live with my hill in peace. I don't have any powers. Is that so hard to ask?

Duckling's Hill: 98%
Bugfartboy's Hill: 1%
My Hill: 1%
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on December 12, 2010, 12:13:24 PM
Well, okay. I just liked the idea that we could try to destroy the refuge if we truly were that evil, but since everyone on the forums is a good person, they would never. Like a trust thing, and you don't need a deadly device to enforce. Get the idea?

As soon as I figure out how the Insert Flash option works, we can play hearts. Or bridge...

I wonder if everyone is going to do the refuge thing.

And I only have 1.5% of the Hill. The rest is orbiting Jupiter. I don't want it.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on December 12, 2010, 12:23:46 PM
I take a rocket to the rest of the hill and sent it back to Earth so we're all back to normal. Then, I use buy the hill with an intricate combination of economics and politics.

My hill by Law.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on December 12, 2010, 12:33:05 PM
Except my 1%, Zack's 1%, and Ducky's 1.5% that is. Have fun with your 96.5% hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: cyso on December 12, 2010, 01:10:32 PM
Because I designed, built, and piloted the rocket, I am rewarded 32% of the hill by the same people who gave you the rest of it.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on December 13, 2010, 11:55:11 AM
Then I have 64.5% of the hill, that gives me majority so that's good enough for me.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on December 13, 2010, 08:21:41 PM
Is everyone happy? Or is Steelfist going to muss up the fragile peace?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on December 14, 2010, 10:11:42 AM
Yup; I don't appreciate being stuffetin closets. I smash my way out. Then sit down and take a long, hard look at my motivations. I realise, I would be content with a small portion of the Hill. However, sinc I'm claustrophobic, stuffingme in the closet really annoyed me. I go to Duckling's moon base.

I pretend to be a harmless old lady, in a weaponless ship, who is lost. You deactiveate the deflector-shield, and offer me cocoa. I accept (I'm VERY well disguised). While you are making it, I shut down the Improbability drive. You come back with the cocoa. I knock you out, and launch you (In an escape pod) into space. I reactivate your defenses, and tip away the cocoa you made. I make myself some more, relax, and refuse to let anyone in.

My 1.5% of Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on December 14, 2010, 08:52:57 PM
Oh. I forgot about that closet stuffage.

But the escape pod was really nice of you. I mean, you could have just ejected me into deep space without.

Can I come in and have some cocoa? What you didn't count on was that the escape pos just orbited Jupiter, and came back to Europa. I promise not to try to violently take over the Hill portion. It's just that I'd kind of like it back, and if you don't want to give it, at least leave my house. It's my house after all.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on December 15, 2010, 02:33:48 PM
As the majority owner of the hill, I force steelfist to give you back your house.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on December 15, 2010, 07:18:17 PM
I don't suppose that includes the Hill piece, does it?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on December 16, 2010, 09:19:47 AM
I keep the 1.5% of the Hill, and Hunt down Ersatz Man. I kill him and take the Hill. I build another moonbase with a forceshield that stops everything, and prevents teleporting. I tap into an arcane source of limitless power, and use it to make myself immortal and invincible. I retire and enjoy my 66% majority of the Hill, and refuse to let anyone in.

MY 66% OF THE HILL!

Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Cypher on December 16, 2010, 10:22:40 AM
I teleport the anti-teleportation shield away itself before teleporting you to a parallel dimension, then I teleport in and enjoy my majority of the hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on December 16, 2010, 10:43:49 AM
Um, lets back up a minuite, how did you kill me with the only weapons you have being on the 1.5% of the hill you have. And, if you got them from somewhere else, I would have known because all deliveries have to go through me.

Oh, and no, you just have to give back the house, not the ground it's on.

BTW, why kill me? I'm a benevolent ruler of the hill. In fact, I send you a complimentary gift basket of chocolate because it's almost Christmas.

Who's up for Christmas Dinner?  :-[
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on December 16, 2010, 11:09:28 AM
I set up a second control pad for the shield, and press the new "Destroy 1st control pad button. Now, I have the remote control, and I take possession of the shield, the Hill, and Cypher is in my captivity. The stronghold is now a prison.

My 1.5 percent of the Hill; I send the rest back to Ersatz Man, if there was any doubt he had it the whole time. But I still want 1.5% of the Hill, so we'll assume that Cypher took the Hill.

Back to the moonbase on Europa. Pip-pip cheerio! I then forge a giant steel net for the shield, to keep it from *mysteriously* floating away.

Erstaz Man, will there be vegetarian options?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on December 16, 2010, 12:26:53 PM
Irritated, I teleport to Erzatz Man's location. Stabbing him repeatedly with my pointy steel arm, I take his part of the Hill, return him 2%, and heal him. Placing him within a simulation where he still has the majority of the Hill.

MY MAJORITY (62.5%) HILL!

By the way, I am prepared to accept peace, but Ersatz Man as my ruler? I think not.

I take control of a small orbiting space port and live off the profits. Where I place the Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on December 16, 2010, 12:53:17 PM
Irritated, I teleport to Erzatz Man's location. Stabbing him repeatedly with my pointy steel arm, I take his part of the Hill, return him 2%, and heal him. Placing him within a simulation where he still has the majority of the Hill.

MY MAJORITY (62.5%) HILL!

By the way, I am prepared to accept peace, but Ersatz Man as my ruler? I think not.

I take control of a small orbiting space port and live off the profits. Where I place the Hill.

You think I hadn't planned for that?

When you arrived DEFENSE SYSTEMS ACTIVATE OBJECT WITH A POINT OF LOW SURFACE AREA, POTENTIAL HARM TO LEADER!

Then, you die and I give your part of the hill to Duckling. Look at that, it has its own garden, you can grow your own vegetables now.

BTW, of course there will be vegetarian options. Roast Potatoes with garlic spicing anyone?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on December 16, 2010, 01:35:01 PM
As my death causes a paradox, having been immortal and invincible (Check back a few posts), you are destroyed, my death is reversed and I still have the Hill. My post reanimated! My Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on December 16, 2010, 03:19:09 PM
Wait a sec. I'm getting a serious Deja Vu vibe here...

But anyway, gods can grant immortality, and they can take it away. With some hefty contributions to a temple of Hera, your immortality is lifted.

The omnipotence-removal spray also has a compound that removes invincibility, infinite fortitude, and ultimate power, so I use it on your steely self.

This all happened in the past with the help of a Time Hat, so your death is sadly real, Erstaz Man's mandate is authoritative, and I have my 1.5% milk. I mean Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on December 17, 2010, 04:51:26 AM
Yay! It's two against one steelfist!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on December 17, 2010, 05:57:26 AM
How does an omnipotence removal spray remove immortality? I fail to see and logic in that. any logic in that. any logic in that. any logic in that. any logic in that. ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR!!!!! Emergency large hill portion self destruct activated! 3... 2... 1... All hill portions larger than 5% have now self destructed. Hill pieces scattered across universe. Largest piece size: 2.4% of original hill.

(Heh. You should keep your computer defragmented so it doesn't lag and eventually glitch to no end. Your welcome. I just settled a dispute.)

My hill:1%
Zack's hill:1%
Ducky's hill:1.5%
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on December 17, 2010, 12:13:52 PM
Due to the fact that the hill is now destroyed, I go into Buggy's mainframe (since he's obviously a robot) and start a force reboot. Then, when you realise that just because you don't understand the logic doesn't mean it's not there. You reverse time with your robot powers then kill yourself for some reason.

My 62.5% of the hill.

P.S. From now on, should it be a tag team thing. Like, all the part owners of the hill vs all the non owners. Just a suggestion.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on December 17, 2010, 03:12:07 PM
Sadly, however, Ersatz Man was merely dreaming. Why else would he think me a robot? It was the forum speaking through me that destroyed all pieces of the hill larger than 5%. Not me. So I guess since you were dreaming, the hill is still scattered across the universe.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Chrono on December 17, 2010, 04:53:56 PM
I land on a piece that was blown away. 1%

EDIT: Grats on white cape Buggy
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on December 17, 2010, 07:59:52 PM
Buggy, you really shouldn't do that. Exploding the Hill ruined Ersatz Man's idea of tag-team, since whomever wants Hill bits can grab some, and there would subsequently be no non-owners.

I then, to demonstrate the superiority of cooperation, reassemble the Hill with an armada of bots, and return it to Ersatz Man, claiming a .5% finder's fee.

My Hill: 2%
Erstaz Man's Hill: 61%
Chrono's Hill: 1%
Zaron's Hill: 1%
Zack's Hill: 1%
The Fist of Steel's Hill: 34%?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Chrono on December 17, 2010, 08:28:08 PM
Now then, to secure my tiny bit of hill.

I create my army of shock troopers, meaning they each get a taser! Disclaimer: Universal use. NOT a product specially made for shocking ducks.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on December 17, 2010, 10:38:21 PM
I appreciate the disclaimer, and am I really the only one that gets tazed around here?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on December 18, 2010, 05:09:21 AM
Just try and get us now Steelfist!  :P
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on December 18, 2010, 07:21:53 AM
I don't have to; I've gathered up the excess and now have the second largest piece; 34%. I go into hiding (You cannot find me! Nobody can!), and set a price on every other Hill owner's head. I also offer a reward in a part of the Hill (2%) for people to join my cause.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on December 18, 2010, 10:02:05 AM
But you already had that... or is there something I'm missing?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Chrono on December 18, 2010, 10:17:00 AM
Then, I give political power to my worst shock trooper, making him the leader. After which, I assassinate him and claim the bounty for myself! In other words, I am the one behind the scenes, and those other people governing my portion of the hill are just figureheads ;)

After getting the bounty money, I bribe the people who join your cause (if there are in the first place), getting both land and armies. To make sure they don't accept your bribes, I hypnotize them to not accept any more from this point.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on December 20, 2010, 06:25:25 AM
Duckling: I was only confirming.

Chrono: Sometimes, a little more explanation is required; I'm offering parts of the Hill to anyone (real players) who join me against everyone else. Oh, yes, the price on your heads is not removed.

PS: Nice pic, Chrono.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Chrono on December 20, 2010, 10:04:25 PM
OK then, thanks for the explanation. For now I shall remain neutral and trade with anyone willing. And avoid getting killed.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on December 21, 2010, 03:43:53 AM
I sell portions of my part of the hill to you until it's 50.1% owned by me and 49.9% owned by everyone else.

You do the math because I can't be bothered.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on December 21, 2010, 05:01:50 AM
Chrono's Hill 12%.

I remove the prices on everyone but Ersatz man's head.

I use the Earthblood, and augment my steely affinity with massive arcane power. Using this, I animate all steel in the universe, causing them to seek flesh, and destroy it when they find it, also deactivating the majority of defence systems (Those that aren't steel are destroyed by the animated steel). As the Hill yearns to be reunited, I invest it with power and summon it to my location. My (100%) Hill. Creating a new universe, I place 49.9 the Hill inside, guarding it with innumerable steel minions, all invested with enough magical power to destroy a planet.

The other 50.1 I transform into steel and animate it. It's a shapeshifting steel Hill, which is (Like all steel things) totally loyal to me and hating all other things, particularly flesh. My Hill. I offer parts of the Hill in return for peace.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on December 21, 2010, 08:00:43 AM
I use my multi-levular concinceness to reach out into your new universe and remotely siphon away into the original universe the hill to get 1% over the course of 100 years. Because it was siphoned so slowly, neither the hill nor your minions realize that it is disappearing. After my 1% has appeared, I transmute the hill back into it's original form and enter a meditative state to survey everything in every existing universe to search for threats so that they can be stopped before they reach me or the hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Chrono on December 21, 2010, 02:03:20 PM
I install a program that, should Buggy fail, goes back in time and has Steelfist take a one way trip to the sun in the speed of light. Even if he doesn't disintegrate within the first minute, it won't take long before he does in the sun.

For future security, I place shock mines and hidden shock turrets at the weakest points of my Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on December 21, 2010, 07:31:14 PM
I hit you with a hockey stick and smother you in maple syrup for the injustice you've done unto Zack.

Then, I put an illusion of a fluffy bunny next to your hill, and your minions hit the fluffy bunny with enough power to destroy a planet, and thus destroy your sub-planet Hill. Steel doesn't have a brain.

Then, I go find the other bit, and turn it back to regular Hillfullness, and claim it. Then, I distribute the Hill to the ones who had it before all this megalomaniacal, xenocidal, terroristic crud.

1%: Buggy
2%: Me
1%: Zack
26%: Steelfist, after paying an 8% war reparation and having most of his arcane powers confiscated in the cleanup of UWI -- serves you right German... I mean Steelfist.
And 70%: Ersatz Man, in the hopes that he's protect his hill better next time.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Chrono on December 21, 2010, 09:25:39 PM
I pop out of a rabbit hole again and claim 1% of the hill. Because of some weird mix-up my inhabitants are all hippies and hippos.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on December 26, 2010, 05:15:42 PM
Secretly rebuilding my arcane powers, I start to plan. . .

I supercharge the Hill, causing pure energy to rebound across the link between the pieces. Incinerating all parts of the Hill, and everything nearby, I preserve my part of the Hill alone. Making it 100% of the Hill. I give Buggy, Duckling and Zack 1%, and Ersatz man 45%. I keep 52%. I turn my portion of the Hill into steel. I invest the Hill with power, give it life and make it tatally loyal to me. Essentially a steel minion, it can shapeshift, but prefers to remain a Hill.

I ask for peace; You have some Hill, don't you? Why not simply leave it at that?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on December 26, 2010, 10:14:33 PM
Not before I steal 1% of your hill, and unsteel it. However, it's still alive, so I use the Gift to find its loyalty to you within its mind, and reach out and sever it. Now it's alive, but has no loyalty to you.

I join it with my other 1%.

Sorry, Steelfist, but I had awarded myself an extra .5% after having 1.5%, and I'm not content to have just 1%.

Hope you can forgive me, owner of 51%.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on December 26, 2010, 10:46:09 PM
I find it within my cold, steely heart to forgive you, as you did have more than 1%.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on December 27, 2010, 12:38:20 AM
Thanks!  :)

Back to my moon base. And won't this game be boring when everyone's happy with their lot! But boring in a good way...
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Chrono on December 27, 2010, 12:55:19 AM
Nope. How am I happy when I don't have anything? It's unfair to new people.

I steal 1% of what Duckling stole from Steelfist, clean the whole land, and make it animal paradise while killing all trespassing non-animals in cold blood. This still means that Ducky is welcome though :o
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on December 27, 2010, 08:44:24 AM
So you have a thousandth of a percent of the hill? As as you were.

-Edit-
Ducky had 1.5% so you have 0.015% of the hill. Nice.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on December 27, 2010, 10:51:10 AM
Yo, Steelfist, I propose a coalition of forces, with us controlling over 90%. We can do anything!  :-*

BTW, you will still be in charge, I will just be your right-hand man. And, if it makes you feel better, you can turn me into Steel Ersatz Man (I will change my username accordingly).
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on December 27, 2010, 01:24:05 PM
No problem.

Ater much deliberation, I decide to allow you to become my right hand man and transform you into a steely version of yourself!

We are unstoppable!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on December 27, 2010, 04:58:49 PM
You would take land from the AMISH!?!?

I am happy to own 1.485% of the Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on December 27, 2010, 05:47:58 PM
Ahem. To lay down ground rules:

1. Anyone may defend their portion of Hill, in any way they choose, without breaking any other rules.

2. Another owner of the Hill harming an officially Recognised Owner of a Hill portion or attepting to take their portion of the Hill, will cause the full might of the Recognised Owner Association (everyone who is a Recognised Owner) to be brought down on them.

3. Any non-owner of the Hill, may attempt to take a portion of the Hill from anyone. However, a Recognised owner may take any steps they deem neccessary to retrieve it.

4. Any owner of a portion of Hill may petition to become officially recognised.

5. If anyone takes 100% of the Hill, all other recognised owners will attack them and attempt to return the Hill to it's divided state.

Clear? Good, recognised owners are:

Buggy, Duckling, Ersatz Man, Zack, and I.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on December 27, 2010, 07:30:22 PM
Who is "I"? I assume you mean yourself, Steelfist.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on December 27, 2010, 08:03:01 PM
I promptly steal back .015% of the Hill from Chrono upon noticing that he's not on the recognised owners list.

Duck: 1.5%

And "I" is a subject pronoun. "me" is the object pronoun, and goes last. Just FYI. Sorry.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on December 27, 2010, 08:05:51 PM
Yes I was referring to myself, and I am aware I broke an insignificant grammatical rule. However, since it is obviously a major problem, I shall correct it, shall I?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on December 27, 2010, 08:13:53 PM
 I use my somewhat limited arcane powers to grow my percent of the hill to increase it's size to 5% without physically taking any hill from any of the other recognized hill co-owners.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on December 27, 2010, 08:29:09 PM
Due to the arcane link between all pieces of the Hill, the magic rebounds across, causing your part of the Hill to be returned to proportion as the rest of the Hill grows too.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on December 27, 2010, 08:38:00 PM
I sever the link between my hill portion and the rest of the hill portions, as is my right, and repeat the process. My hill portion grows till it is officially 5% of the total hill while the rest of the hill pieces remain unchanged.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on December 27, 2010, 10:37:09 PM
In order to avoid the tedious mathematics involved in working out the new percentages, I shrink your part of the hill back to normal.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on December 27, 2010, 11:27:24 PM
However, due to the law of the conservation of mass, you merely compacted the hill. It's mass is still the same and I still have the equivalent of 5% of the hill. So in truth, you just made it travel easy. Many thanks, Steelfist.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on December 28, 2010, 03:17:54 PM
I resize your portion of the Hill, and grow all other parts of the Hill untill yours is back in proportion. I then supercharge your part of the Hill, meaning that if any power is used towards it the power will automatically rebound and release, completely vaporising everything within around a kilometre, and also the person who used the magic.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on December 28, 2010, 06:56:44 PM
I use my arcane powers, backed by the superpower of the hill, to call people to me who settle down and form a city, powered by the energy of the hill, who provide both cover and support for me while using the power of the hill, absorbing the total output of the hill's energy. Over a decade, with me as the city's unspoken ruler, the hill's arcane energy is depleted. The city has developed the ability to take a small amount of energy and multiply it without any source and had used the last of the hills energy to support the city for the rest of it existence. But I leave the energy dispersion system online to prevent the hill from being supercharged again.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on December 28, 2010, 07:31:09 PM
I prepare a suitable vessel - a massive diamond, and link it to myself. I extend my power and link myself to your part of the Hill. Reaching through the Hill into your city's power dispersion system, I reverse the power flow, and drain the city's power completely, transferring the massive power reserves into the diamond. I implant a fear of technology into the citizens, who dismantle the power distribution system. I also watch while they do so, reverse engineering it. I construct one in my palace on a planet. I then break the link between myself and your part of the Hill. I fully shield the planet in an anti teleport, impenetrable, multi dimensional shield. Which is fully sustained by a small diamond, charged with my power, being multiplied by the machine (Which I name: The Amplifier). I then proceed to study necromancy for a few years.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on December 28, 2010, 08:21:09 PM
I reach out and reclaim the energy that is rightfully mine from your diamond and use it to temporarily open a time-space rift to allow me to traverse back into time to warn myself of your plan. I then return to the present and find that I had moved the hill and the city to the middle of the largest and strongest sun in the universe. The city had been flourishing in it's new home and had created technology so advanced that I and my citizens become immortal. This new technology is also so advanced that any attempt to copy it without being one of my immortal citizens is so unsuccessful that those who attempt go insane and enter a coma so deep that no one but my people can bring them out of it. These people have also developed arcane powers that overwhelm yours and prevent any attempt to harm or alter them by any method. Using MY incredibly powerful arcane powers, I erect a one way arcane shield that prevents any outside arcane influence.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on December 28, 2010, 08:31:44 PM
However, as soon as you link with my diamond, you link with me. I snap your mind with ease, as you are no match for me in an all out battle, then burn your body to a crisp, thus eliminating your lovely future. A pity. I then modify the shield to prevent arcane forces from crossing, and if anyone tries to drain the shield, they will be drained instead. I then take .5% of the Hill from you. And the other .5% has a note left on it, saying: You couldn't just let things lie, could you?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on December 28, 2010, 08:43:30 PM
What happened to rule number two?
2. Another owner of the Hill harming an officially Recognised Owner of a Hill portion or attepting to take their portion of the Hill, will cause the full might of the Recognised Owner Association (everyone who is a Recognised Owner) to be brought down on them.
I gave up tying to grow my hill. But did you let me build up my defenses in peace? Nope. May the full might of the Recognised Owner Association be brought down upon you.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on December 28, 2010, 08:55:42 PM
As chairman, I felt that you threatened the security of the HOA, and took appropriate steps. In addition, you attempted to grow your Hill, which I felt was an indirect breach of rules. By attempting to damage my power, in trying to retrieve my power from my diamond, you essentially attacked me. I may have to amend those rules, however.

NOTE THAT THE CHAIRMAN: STEELFIST, OR REPRESENTATIVE: ERSATZ MAN, MAY BREAK OR IGNORE THESE RULES AT THEIR OWN DISCRETION.

IF THE SECURITY OFTHE HOA IS THREATENED, MEMBERS SHOULD BRING THIS TO THE ATTENTION OF A SUPERIOR MEMBER. IF THIS IS NOT POSSIBLE, TAKE APPROPRIATE STEPS.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on December 28, 2010, 09:05:49 PM
How did I break the rules by growing my hill? I did not steal any hill. I did not damage your power, I merely attempted to reclaim my own power that had been stolen by you, which I can consider an attack upon me. And at what point were you appointed chairman? I feel that you have been corrupted and are unworthy of being a member of the HOA.
As a member of the HOA I charge you, Steelfist, with breaking the established rules of the HOA and unfit to be a member and partial hill owner. Therefore, I motion that the member HOA member known as Steelfist by stripped of title and hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on December 28, 2010, 09:42:08 PM
As the majority owner of the Hill, and founder of the HOA, I strongly suggest that you withdraw your allegations.

You indirectly took from other Hill owners by reducing the value of their property. Usually a grounds for lawsuit, I decided there was no need to go to court to settle it.  ;)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on December 28, 2010, 09:43:01 PM
Yet you also attacked me by attempting to destroy my defenses as was my right as a member of the HOA.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on December 28, 2010, 09:46:21 PM
Nope - I simply responded to you siphoning power from me. It was my power in the first place! If I wish to take it back, I can. As for your dispersion system; I simply wanted to ensure that you did not attempt to enlarge the Hill again.

That's right; KOTH is no longer a war! It's a court case!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on December 28, 2010, 09:50:25 PM
I had not siphoned power from you. I was merely harnessing the power that YOU had charged the hill with. Now, is that really me siphoning power from you if you had given it up and threatened me in the process?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on December 28, 2010, 09:52:37 PM
Yes, as I at no point gave you permission to use, rent, move or dispose of the power. If you had a problem with my power residing there, contact the local Hill authority (Me) to have it removed.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on December 28, 2010, 10:00:00 PM
You had given it up. You supercharged it and left it on my property. You also threatened me. Because you forsaked your power and you had supercharged MY rightful portion of the hill, I had every right to use that power. And later you stole MY power in addition to destroying my defenses, which I consider an attempt at harming me which is in violation with HOA rule number two.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on December 28, 2010, 10:04:37 PM
Bear in mind that you own the Hill portion by the grace of the Chairman of the HOA. I had not forsaken the power; I was storing it while preventing you from attempting to devalue other's property. I simply took back the profits from my power, which you used without my permission. And I did not destroy your defences; Your citizens dismantled it, and I got them to do it for reasons already stated.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on December 28, 2010, 10:15:53 PM
You had stored it there without my consent, which does not mark it as yours.

I refuse to argue with a dictator in an unfair government. And how is increasing my power and defenses lowering the value of others hill pieces?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on December 28, 2010, 10:18:44 PM
You increased the value of your Hill peice.

In essense, I decided to disable your ability to enlarge your portion of the Hill, I took appropriate steps, 'punished' you for persisting, and attempting to access my power source. And made a profit.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on December 28, 2010, 10:22:34 PM
As I said, I refuse to argue any more with a dictator in an unfair government. But my complaint still stands.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on December 28, 2010, 10:26:40 PM
Okay. I doubt anyone will actually care.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on December 29, 2010, 06:05:36 AM
Want me to 'teach him a lesson,' Steelfist?  :-*
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on December 29, 2010, 03:50:02 PM
Feel free to 'pound it in'.  ;)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on December 30, 2010, 08:36:52 AM
Notice to all partial hill owners:

Pum-Kin is now in hospital due to an 'accident' within his part of the hill. Please abide by all our rules. They are to ensure that these 'incidents' are kept at a minimum, thank you.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Chrono on December 30, 2010, 05:29:03 PM
Since my avatar is a steel-plated robot, I merge with Steelfist's army...

...and he (HK-47) was never heard from again.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on December 30, 2010, 05:44:08 PM
I award Chrono with .5% of the Hill, and officially recognise him as the owner. I offer him position of Guard Captain, which simply entails keeping the peace in the less serious matters.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on December 31, 2010, 02:17:49 PM
Is anyone else getting scared by the Steel Cult?

Sure, it's not what you call it. But it will be. Oh, it will be. And soon, we'll all be subject to the whims of, and at the mercy of the Steel Cult, so prepare for the end, folks. How many do you know that have suvived untouched in direct opposition to the Fist of Steel?

I alter spacetime around my portion of the Hill. According to the masses of the Hill pieces not inside the spacetime warp, the speed of light will increase proportional to the square root of any proportional mass deficit, increasing the rate of time within the field, and INCREASING THE MASS of the Hill portion that I own, keeping my percentage of the Hill intact, as remain my shielding system as well.

Then, I set up a teleporter that can retrieve or send people to or from anywhere in the universe. That's how you get in or out. There is no remote control. I like my moon base. Fight amongst yourselves if you wish, but no one's devaluing my Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on December 31, 2010, 03:15:30 PM
Long live the Cult Of Steel!  :-*
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on December 31, 2010, 03:19:33 PM
Uh Ya. He already destroyed my city. And I wasn't even doing anything against the rules! All I was doing was building my defenses and increasing my power. Can you set up the same defenses around my hill portion for me? I am still ash. But soon. Oh so very soon...
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on December 31, 2010, 03:35:22 PM
I have awakened from my 14 page hibernation, and have started setting up a small camp in the Saharan Desert with a few hired guns and a medium supply of turrets to guard the campsite. No move to the Hill yet.

WARNING: Unexpected alliance diplomats WILL be shot!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on December 31, 2010, 03:42:42 PM
Now, if Steelfist attacks Duskling we will know he is a power crazed tyrant who does what he will when he wills it.

Insead of destroying me when I reclaimed my power that Steelfist had stolen from me, he merely warped my existance until I became living fire. My defenses are still up as found inside the following quote.
I reach out and reclaim the energy that is rightfully mine from your diamond and use it to temporarily open a time-space rift to allow me to traverse back into time to warn myself of your plan. I then return to the present and find that I had moved the hill and the city to the middle of the largest and strongest sun in the universe. The city had been flourishing in it's new home and had created technology so advanced that I and my citizens become immortal. This new technology is also so advanced that any attempt to copy it without being one of my immortal citizens is so unsuccessful that those who attempt go insane and enter a coma so deep that no one but my people can bring them out of it. These people have also developed arcane powers that overwhelm yours and prevent any attempt to harm or alter them by any method. Using MY incredibly powerful arcane powers, I erect a one way arcane shield that prevents any outside arcane influence.
However, I modify my arcane shield so that it prevents all outside influence that is deemed unwelcome by me.

-Edit-
Please note that the list concerning those unwelcome currently includes Steelfist, Steel Ersatz Man, and Chrono.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on December 31, 2010, 03:48:28 PM
I send some of my men to take over a small research lab to help build better weaponry and sturdier defenses, still no move towards the Hill.

WARNING: Unexpected alliance diplomats WILL be shot!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on December 31, 2010, 04:33:59 PM
NOTICE: This is not an alliance diplomat.

You notice a man coming in a heavily armoured vehicle. He says he is a messenger (not ambassador) from the Steel Empire. He hands you a note then rides away.

You read the note, it says:

Dear Duskling

We have noticed your recent activities in expanding your empire. We shall warn you, if you show any hostile behaviour, we WILL retaliate accordingly. Enjoy your Empire!

From Steelfist and Co.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on December 31, 2010, 04:39:40 PM
I have read the note handed by the man in the war machine, and already started feeling that a war may come my way soon. Thus, I turn my pitiful little campsite into a fairly basic, but fully functional, base. I visit my research lab that was taken earlier, and order my engineers to create a body armor that can absorb as much damage as possible and can be mass produced on our current budget to give my loyal minions, which have been recruited by propaganda spread though the surrounding area. Weapons are now being researched as well. No move towards the Hill has been made.

WARNING: Unexpected alliance diplomats WILL be shot.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on December 31, 2010, 07:05:10 PM
I teleport down to the outside of your camp, protected by a simple (for my people anyway)  Absorb-O Sheild (which prevents any harm from outside it to come to any inside) and leave a friendly holo-disk with a Pre-recorded message stating that if you wish, my people and I would give you the same protection that we have with only one condition: you don't give the technology to Steelfist and Co. Then I leave and leave you to decide. Please note that I was not offering an alliance, just protection by the generosity of Fyer. That is all.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on December 31, 2010, 07:17:23 PM
I keep the holo-disk in my base, to listen to the terms again, still assuming that accepting help from Fyer on the condition that I would not allow the army of Steelfist control the given technology if they ask would break out a short battle between the two forces, our force and Steelfist's, which would result in our complete destruction. I push my engineers to research further and try to create better weapons, or at least ones that are adequate, but for a low price, to be used later. No alignment or decisions made other than that yet, we are completely neutral, meaning, we have things in mind other than the Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 01, 2011, 12:16:13 AM
I order the increased production of our most advanced battle armor and begin training my men even further than they already know (which is a lot) until a single man can lay waste to everything in his path without even lifting a finger. I then have my genetic scientists further their studies in rewriting DNA to the point that when a part of a body, no matter how small or large, is killed or lost, the body repairs itself completely in under 1.3 seconds.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on January 01, 2011, 12:29:49 AM
I utilize my followers' devotion to me, and send them to other countries in the continents outside Africa, such as Korea and Poland, to negotiate alliances, most were accepted, such as one treaty in Iraq, after we erased some local terrorist factions, where we then established another base, this one for resources, as Iraq has plenty oil wells and such. No move to the Hill yet.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 01, 2011, 12:44:19 AM
I release a charged solar flare from my large sun-city to disrupt the rest of this transmission. You will need to contact me on a different frequency to learn what I say. ******** **** ******* ********** *** ****************** * ** **** * **.

Message found on different frequency
Seeing as the solar flare is effective at disrupting transmissions, I send a smaller group of sun-scientists (scientists devoted to better understanding and harnessing the powerful sun that our city exists in) on the task of capturing and compressing solar flares into a barbaric ray gun designed to knock out any kind of communications system that my foes may have.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on January 01, 2011, 12:48:22 AM
I exploit my resources, and create a vehicle that is completely resistant to projectile fire of all types.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 01, 2011, 01:10:46 AM
I personally redesign the new battle armor to make it more form fitting and protective until it not only absorbs harm but reflects it back upon the one(s) attempting to do harm. My scientists successfully finish with the new DNA strain and my troops and I are injected with no harmful side effects. My troops are fully ready to go and prepare their secondary bodies to send into battle in their stead.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Chrono on January 01, 2011, 02:47:13 AM
It's a little late but...

Just so you know, the one playing isn't me, but the bot avatar. Steelfist said that he gave me .5% of the hill, but it's still his technically. At least, I would think that. Now, I'll create a new account just for this game...
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 01, 2011, 09:00:02 AM
Don't. Please. Someone may want the username that you created. And you'd have to get a new email too.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on January 01, 2011, 09:41:39 AM
SURPRISE ATTACK!

While you were focusing on Chrono, the steel alliance brings forth a small raid party. Wait, your troops heal don't they? Not anymore! You see, while you were trying to train in battle, we were training in covert operations. Therefore, for every weapon and sheild you have got, we have a counter for it.

The raid party instantly kills your entire army (yes, we're that good) and claim all of your land and resources.

Long live the Steel Empire!  :-*

P.S. We captured you and are now torturing you about what you know about us and how you learnt it.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 01, 2011, 11:40:58 AM
Your influence is blocked. Notice that you are on the list preventing your influence inside my shield. And my building of defenses is just part of my rights. And all my men are in battle armor that reflects any harm back upon the original inflictor. Sorry. Not gonna work.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on January 01, 2011, 01:30:16 PM
Au contraire, I'M not allowed in but MY MEN are.

And, quite franky, you were looking suspicious and, furthermore, what are you going to do about it?  :-*
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 01, 2011, 04:18:24 PM
If you reread the post concerning my defenses, the shield prevents any outside INFLUENCE delcared harmful by me from affecting me and my city. Your men were sent by you. Therefore, your men couldn't affect us either. Besides, I was just developing technology to protect me from raids and such just as you attempted. But, to show that I shall remain peaceful and won't be taunted by a dictator's henchman, I refuse to retaliate for the moment.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on January 01, 2011, 07:31:59 PM
By this time, I control much of Earth's eastern hemisphere, thus meaning I have much more power and assets at my disposal, meaning much more research labs. I have now created a prototype mecha suit that is capable of destroying an entire city by itself, even if the entire city is armed to the teeth. We have mass produced the vehicles that are immune to projectile fire, being fairly small and agile, like a jeep, but with a machine gun turret mounted on it, and have set up many bases all over the Middle East, Europe, Asia, and Africa. We now have produced a weapon that fires a special ammunition that is non-projectile, and many projectile weapons as well. Armor has been produced out of the same material as the vehicles, immune to projectile fire. We have also perfected security systems, in case any intruders attempt to steal our technology, none of the intruders will make it out with their lives.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 01, 2011, 08:01:32 PM
As Duskie-Poo builds better defenses and weapons, my mind begins to tap into his databanks to simply study his designs. They are so simple that we had advanced beyond them so long ago that our models of them were in museums. After studying the designs, I begin running a probability test on the chances of the Empire O' Steel beig overthrown within the next several months and find that there may be a change in the winds blowing. I give the order that we must expand, I send a small portion of my extremely large body of troops to secure another, smaller, local sun to create defenses the same as those on our home sun upon it. After that is done, I begin to colonize it by establishing a semi-permanent time-space rift in the center oft sun and put the other end at the center of the soon to be colonized sun and begin sending a small portion over to begin to colonize.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Chrono on January 01, 2011, 08:31:47 PM
Don't. Please. Someone may want the username that you created. And you'd have to get a new email too.

Don't worry about that. I haven't signed up for another account yet. Besides, who'd want "HK-47"?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on January 01, 2011, 11:15:28 PM
Don't worry about that. I haven't signed up for another account yet. Besides, who'd want "HK-47"?
You can just change your username, you know.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 01, 2011, 11:31:47 PM
Ah, but I think he wants to be known as Chrono outside of KoTH, but HK-47 inside of KoTH.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Chrono on January 01, 2011, 11:35:54 PM
Yes, now you get the idea. ;D
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 02, 2011, 07:07:21 AM
I had understood the idea when you posted about it. I just don't think it's wise.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on January 02, 2011, 10:37:26 AM
On Behalf of Steelfist and the entire steel empire, I apologise for our recent aggressive action towards Fyer.

Because of this, the steel empire presents you with this gift basket containing various shampoos and produce.  :D

Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 02, 2011, 10:43:58 AM
The apology is accepted. However, due to uncertain times and the fact that your gift of various shampoos and produce is un-needed, you may keep the basket and it's contents. But thankee for the apology and the thought.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on January 02, 2011, 12:46:15 PM
Uh Ya. He already destroyed my city. And I wasn't even doing anything against the rules! All I was doing was building my defenses and increasing my power. Can you set up the same defenses around my hill portion for me? I am still ash. But soon. Oh so very soon...

Sure thing.

I set up a deflector shield that would deflect anything, spanning into multiple dimensions to prevent people from teleporting in. Also, I have an improbability drive that will (improbably) banish someone very far away if they look like a threat.

I alter spacetime around Fyer's portion of the Hill. According to the masses of the Hill pieces not inside the spacetime warp, the speed of light will increase proportional to the square root of any proportional mass deficit, increasing the rate of time within the field, and INCREASING THE MASS of the Hill portion that he owns, keeping his percentage of the Hill intact, as remains his shielding system as well.

Then, I set up a teleporter that can retrieve or send people to or from anywhere in the universe. That's how you get in or out of his place. There is no remote control.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 02, 2011, 12:51:50 PM
Thank you! You can never be too safe. Especially nowadays.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on January 02, 2011, 12:55:57 PM
What the world needs is more good will in the form of gifts to everyone in the form of bricks, cinder blocks, defense turrets, and barbed wire. The world will be better for it!!

And better late than never. I've been in New York.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on January 07, 2011, 10:31:50 AM
I admonish Steel Ersatz Man for his (relatively) unprovoked aggression. Note, Chrono, the position is still open, but I will require your acceptance, should you wish to take the position.

I begin genetic engineering of a massive number of soldiers, who are totally loyal, due to me impressing an inability to disobey orders directly from me or Steel Ersatz Man, and an unfailing adoration of me.

I view the obvious intended hostility of the one known as Fyre, and launch a direct frontal assault on his arcane shield. Bringing it down without difficulty, I apologise mentally, and give him a message:

I must warn you; you may be correct about the Cult of Steel, however, we only take the actions that we deem neccessary to preserve peace and security for our clients, HoA. I do, however, admire your tenacity and ambition. I hereby offer peace, no matter your response to the next part, and a job offer. I offer you the position of Master of Soldiers. You, if you accept, will be assigned the position of researching possible advancements in infantry technology and controlling the movements of our soldiers.

Steel


I then move on to Duckling. Viewing his honestly rather futile attempts to thwart me, I enter his mind and leave a message telling him to desist his attempt to damage the Cult of Steel. Hostility is not neccessary.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 07, 2011, 02:34:04 PM
May I remind you that my shield prevents any influence from those on my list. You are on that list. And thus, your soldiers are on my list via you.

-Edit-
After rereading the message left by Steelfist, I decide to consider his offer. I decide that I will set aside a small portion of my people to further the HoA army's technology. But I warn them to be careful not to make it stronger than ours on the pain of something that you mortals can't comprehend. I then accept the Master of Soldiers position.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Chrono on January 07, 2011, 04:28:42 PM
Oh look, letters!

Dear meatbags and whatnot,

HK-47 deeply apologizes for his master's inability to participate in this war, due to a sudden turn of events. Due to failing health and frequent blacking out in class, he has chosen to retire temporarily to recuperate. NOTE: any brutal attempts to take advantage of his poor piece of hill (around 0.1%, for that matter) before he recovers will result in damnation and death. I wish you all happy hunting and killing.

Yours mechanically,
HK-47 (on behalf of Chrono)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on January 07, 2011, 05:10:32 PM
My spies had reported what had occurred with Duckling, with his mind being read, an obvious weakness in this day and age, so now, owning the entire Eastern Hemisphere and all of its research labs, we develop a device that completely blocks out other minds from our own, not allowing our minds to be read, not even by god-like beings. With this technology, we now operate in total secret, none of the information that brews inside our labs gets out of them, so we are now completely closed off to the rest of the world, all members of the Duskling Alliance (which is what we are known to the world as) have a permanent implant in their brains, which they agree to as part of their initiation, that will explode should the thought of actually betraying me enters, all bases are equipped with scanners that detect these implants, any members without them will be hunted down and terminated. No move to the Hill yet.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on January 07, 2011, 06:50:49 PM
Would you care to explain how the hell you got past my shields and read my mind, Steelfist? How was the information transmitted. No particles, bosons or leptons, sparticles, sleptons, or squarks or any kind can get past my shield.

Take care you know exactly what the defenses of the people you make moves against are, so you don't try anything stupid.

Steelie-poo, what do you need soldiers for?

And since when have I attempted to damage the Cult of Steel?

And since when can you suddenly get past a whole shielding and spacewarping system without even so much as acknowledging it?

Now I destroy Steelfist's armies with a laser cannon, and kick him in the face, and take his hill. I can do that, right?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: TheWanderingShadow on January 07, 2011, 08:50:20 PM
I feel that the defenses that people (especially Duckling) set up for the hill are a bit too difficult to logically penetrate at this point. Unless someone forgets to set up defenses. Oh look, that has just happened!

I kick Duckling off the hill and set up a unbreakable tower around it that reaches into space and deep into the Earth's core. Knowing you guys, that's going to be easy to break into.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Chrono on January 07, 2011, 09:15:28 PM
SCRATCH THAT LETTER HK!!

After punishing HK-47 for doing something stupid on my behalf, I point out to TheWanderingShadow that the Earth's core is so hot that your tower melts and brings you along with it to be disintegrated. All that happened without us doing anything ;D

P.S. Even if it was unbreakable, you couldn't do so much as to make sure that the tower doesn't shift and drag you towards the core, causing you to die of extreme heat, now could you?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 07, 2011, 09:38:02 PM
And TheWanderingShadow, Ducky and the Steel Cult can destroy you for that. You aren't an HoA member. And you can't say what someone does. And you certainly can't just say that they forgot to set up the defenses that are already clearly up. Feeling that the wrath of the HoA is needed to defend Ducky, I send one of my most powerful men (protected by a small personal version of the same shield protecting my people and their multiple cities) to your location and have him use his immense (uncomprehendable to you) powers to crush your tower into dust by rearranging the tower's molecular structure until it is no more unbreakable. Then I have him reach deep inside the remains of the tower and retrieve the hill for Ducky and rewind it's passage through time until TWS never had it yet suffered the same crushing defeat. The hill portion is still protected by Ducky's defenses and TWS has a chance I'd going to the HoA court for assult. Ducky's hill portion!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on January 07, 2011, 09:47:58 PM
After several days, I reemerge, with an unimaginably big army, most soldiers look very much alike, since we recently got into cloning, these clones have a genetic enhancement that gives them better aim, increased muscle mass, tougher skin, which is almost impervious to projectile fire, enhanced endurance, more stamina, and minor telekinetic powers, such as giving enemies 50 times that of a migraine headache, rendering them incapacitated in a fight. New shield technology has also been developed, now the shield offers moderate protection of the mind, along just about complete protection to the body. No move to the Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: TheWanderingShadow on January 07, 2011, 09:59:25 PM
Quote
You aren't an HoA member.

Ehhh... HoA?  ???

Sorry I'm a bit too lazy to read the stuff I've missed since I was gone.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 07, 2011, 10:07:23 PM
Feeling that the moment has finally arrived, I reveal the true size of my army... 99.3 Trillion men, each capable of commanding up to 5 different avatars simultaneously. Each avatar designed to be a killing machine so incredibly potent that no one can truly understand where all these undying creatures are coming from and why his comrades are falling down like fresh mowed grass out of no-where. Then, I offer an alliance to Duskling and his newly emerged army, knowing that I will be accepted. Gents... UNLEASH... HELL!!!

TWS: The HoA is the Hill owners Assosiation. You must apply to become a recognised hill portion owner. There is a list of rules that explain the basics. But don't expect to have to fear our dictator for very long.


TODAY!!! WE GO TO WAR FOR OUR FREEDOM!!!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on January 07, 2011, 10:15:58 PM
Indeed, the alliance was expected, even postponed a little, but it was accepted, also, just before the alliance agreement, I have developed a machine, or a generator, more precisely, that can remotely give designated troops the ability to hover, or even fly, giving Fyer's and my army a great maneuvering ability and agility increase, without the need for heavy and bulky jet pack equipment. We attack the Hill... now. >:D
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 07, 2011, 10:19:57 PM
My men don't need to fly. Their avatars have different forms that make them capable in all terrain. But thanks for the thought. And don't you mean take down Steelfist and Co.? And then equally divide the Hill among the members of the HoA and Duskling? But I get your point.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 07, 2011, 10:29:07 PM
I prepare a suitable vessel - a massive diamond, and link it to myself. I extend my power and link myself to your part of the Hill. Reaching through the Hill into your city's power dispersion system, I reverse the power flow, and drain the city's power completely, transferring the massive power reserves into the diamond. I implant a fear of technology into the citizens, who dismantle the power distribution system. I also watch while they do so, reverse engineering it. I construct one in my palace on a planet. I then break the link between myself and your part of the Hill. I fully shield the planet in an anti teleport, impenetrable, multi dimensional shield. Which is fully sustained by a small diamond, charged with my power, being multiplied by the machine (Which I name: The Amplifier). I then proceed to study necromancy for a few years.
I set up an influence-proof shield around Steelfist and his diamond that fits like a glove that prevents Steelfist from influencing anything outside his shield prison. The shields power supply thus being cut off, for the shield prevents the flow of energy from the diamond to the shield, I unleash my people and I's full might against your now unprotected city and destroy the Amplifier, the designs for which were originally mine, and reveal Steelfist's true evil nature to his citizens and slaves alike. Your turn, Duskie-Poo.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on January 07, 2011, 10:33:05 PM
My army takes the old-fashioned way, we will do combat with Steelfist's army to buy time, generators and artillery in the back, cannon fodder and kamikazes in the very front, infantry behind them, commandos in reserves, tanks and support behind the infantry, fast and deadly air strikes, and clones being created faster than the men are dying, which, admittedly is pretty fast, in highly protected, secret cloning facilities all over Earth. We will make it though this, even if our part is to just buy time! Onward, to the Hill!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 07, 2011, 10:44:37 PM
I then give the order for a percent of my troops to send their avatars to help Duskling and his men. This being done, I work an immeasurable piece of power that overthrows the current rules of the HoA and propose new ones to be debated and decided upon by the member of the HoA, none of whom have any more or any less than any other HoA member by dividing Steelfist's portion up evenly and confiscating Steel Ersatz Man's and Chrono's HK-47's hill portions and adding them to Steelfist's soon to be divided portion and excluding all three for hostility towards the Democratic Hill Owner's Association. The hill percentages are bow as follows:

Ducky: 20%
Zack:20%
Buggy:20%
Duskie-Poo:20%
Chrono:20%

If you wish to join the DHoA, you will need to wait while new rules are put in motion. The proposed rules are essentially the same with the one difference of there not being a higher officer.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on January 07, 2011, 10:50:27 PM
My men have recovered from their wounds, and the dead have been replaced by clones, I have set up all of the technology that I could as a large defensive force all around the around my portion of the Hill. Turrets, one every 10 square feet outside the wall of my portion of the Hill, with bubble shields protecting them, commandos on regular patrols, and attack craft circling my portion of the Hill around in the air, all protected by powerful shields. Now, I hope that I can be given permission to deploy my men all over the Hill, they will only be there as protection.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 07, 2011, 10:55:01 PM
Duskie-Poo... It's a democratic thing. Not just our hill. It's divided evenly among five people. It's to ensure the hill stays safe and is protected more often. So you can deploy your men, but only around your fifth of the hill unless others give permission.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Chrono on January 07, 2011, 11:06:14 PM
Chrono's ending:

I get so enraged by HK-47 that I dismantle him down to the very last part, then find out that it was actually HK-50 that was causing all the internal confusion and mess. Rebuilding and reprogramming HK-47 to serve the DHoA when needed, even though he is my personal assassin droid (don't worry DHoA members, you won't get killed if you're not corrupt), I make him find all the remaining HK units loyal to the DHoA and give them the gratification of hunting and killing enemies of the alliance, including rogue HK units. Making sure the loyal HK units never get reprogrammed again, I make it in such a way that hackers would have to use millions of computer languages invented by the HK units themselves in order to change the programming.

P.S. I appreciate it Duskling, but if you want that to happen in my portion of the Hill, you'd have to let my HKs in your portion too.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on January 07, 2011, 11:18:17 PM
Right then, Fyer and Chrono/HK-47 give me permission to spread my men throughout their portions of the Hill (as protection) and I allow Chrono/HK-47 to move his HK-47s into my are of the Hill. We are doing well, for an organization/association started in just a few posts.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Chrono on January 07, 2011, 11:22:55 PM
Officially Chrono. HK-47 is not given the privilege to post on my behalf, but only to carry out orders. And HK-47 just love masters who take control of the situation.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on January 07, 2011, 11:31:53 PM
I remain a neutral power, not really being a power. More like Switzerland. Speaking of which, does anyone want to hold war crimes conventions and chocolate shops on my section of Hill?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 08, 2011, 09:18:05 AM
However, we still need to set up and vote on some rules before we fall apart.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Chrono on January 08, 2011, 09:24:31 AM
Rule #1. Obey the Ten Commandments unless absolutely necessary to do otherwise (Thou shall not kill unless directly under threat of being killed)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on January 08, 2011, 09:57:15 AM
Oh, HECK NO!

I will NOT honour mine mother and father.

I shall NOT worship the "Lord thy God".

I SHALL covet my neighbor's goods -- I like keeping the economy going!

I SHALL steal when appropriate.

NO RELIGION SHALL COMMAND MY ACTIONS.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Chrono on January 08, 2011, 09:58:58 AM
Never mind... Maybe you'll come up with some of the rules?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 08, 2011, 10:43:46 AM
I was thinking more:

1. Only DHoA members (Aka: DHoA Council members) may have a portion of the hill.

2. The above rule does not apply if a DHoA member bestows a small portion of their hill upon a non member.

3. Limits on the reciever of a small portion are as follows
   A) They are allowed to keep thier hill portion without fear
   B) They cannot attempt to obtain more hill without approval by the Council
   C) The do not have the right to place a vote in a DHoA Council meeting unless permission is granted by a majority of Council members.

4. DHoA members and non-members alike shall not attempt to steal and/or increase their hill portion in percentage by any means.

5. To become a member of the DHoA, you will be required to submit your name to the Council for debate. If a majority of the Council votes in your favor, the hill portion sizes will be readjusted until all members are equal in Hill portion size.

6. There shall be no amendments or exceptions to these rules without a majority vote by the members of the Council

Punishment Clause: Any attempt to violate or amend any of the said rules without approval of a majority of Council members can result in but is not limited to:

1) Stripping of hill and title as seen fit by a majority of Council members
2) Banning from the DHoA as seen fit by a majority of Council members
3) Any other punishment as seen fit by a majority of Council members


I now ask the Council to evaluate these proposed set of rules and decide if they are fit to rule us.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Chrono on January 08, 2011, 10:52:23 AM
I agree and will propose changes/amendments when necessary. VOTE:

Yay:
Fyer/Buggy
Chrono
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zackirus on January 08, 2011, 10:53:56 AM
Because of the DHoA(Yes I Agree), I see a perfect opportunity to set up a harmless maple syrup business and position it near everybody's hill and various hot locations for maple syrup. I then donate 18% my hill back to everyone else, seeing as I don't really like huge portions of the hill.

My Maple Syrup Slogan: Just Like Canada Used To Make. Anyone want to buy some?

(P.S: Ducky, my Maple Syrup are on your hill and are going to beat the chocolate shops :P).

Ducky: 24.5%
Buggy:24.5%
Duskie-Poo:24.5%
Chrono:24.5%
Zack:2%

 
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Chrono on January 08, 2011, 10:59:04 AM
Feeling generous and needing more sugar, I buy both maple syrup and chocolate ;D

Zack, you're essentially killing yourself off if you give that much land away. I return 4.5% of the hill to you as a sign of goodwill.

Ducky: 24.5%
Fyer/Buggy: 24.5%
Duskling: 24.5%
Chrono: 20%
Zack: 6.5%
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zackirus on January 08, 2011, 11:03:23 AM
Fine, I redo my movement of giving the hill back to everyone, I just wanted... nevermind. I hope everyone accepts this, and I give Chrono back his 4.5% of the hill too.

Ducky: 20%
Zack:20%
Buggy:20%
Duskie-Poo:20%
Chrono:20%

Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on January 08, 2011, 11:09:55 AM
I wrote one that was a bit more extensive. Sign your username if you agree.

Hill Owner's Constitution
Admitted, the ten commandments does have some of the right ideas.

How about:

I, ____________ , registered Hill Owner, do agree to abide by these following conditions:

  • That I shall not make an unauthorized1 or unannounced2 attack on any other Hill owner's Hill.
  • That I shall respect the right of other Hill Owners to remain neutral3 in conflicts over Hill Ownership, and live peacefully.
  • That I shall not recognize another Hill Owner as such unless to gain power they have adhered to the rules of conduct4 during battle.
  • That I shall not terrorize, maim, kill, torture, or otherwise obstruct the life, liberty, property rights of innocent civilians, or their right to the persuit of happiness.
  • That I shall not have goings-on on my Hill portion that would take more than five years in one post5.

Defined Terms:

Unauthorized: a Hill Owner's assault on another's Hill portion is unauthorized if the former or the latter has chosen to become a neutral power.

Unannounced: a Hill Owner's assault on another's Hill portion is unannounced if former has not announced their intentions to attack the latter's Hill Portion.

Neutrality: A Hill Owner is neutral if they chose not to partake in ANY WAY in the struggle for Hill portions. After at least one page of non-aggression, a Hill Owner may petition to become neutral, at which point they gain the appropriate protections. If a Hill Owner wishes to shed Neutral status, they may petition to do so at any time, and after a one-post period, they may resume aggression.

Rules of Conduct: If a Hill Owner wishes to attack another Hill Owner, they must announce their intentions to do so, at which point the defending Hill Owner must present a list of their defenses. Neither Hill Owner, attacker or defender, may attack or be attacked, or petition to become neutral during this time, until the defender presents a list of their defenses. Important: if the defender is online, they have ten posts to post a list of their defenses, or their defenses are NOT RECOGNIZED. If the defender is offline, they must announce their arrival when they return if they suspect that they were attacked, at which point the attacker must reannounce their attack within ten posts, or the attack is voided. If the defender has not returned by five pages after an attack, the attacker may proceed with the attack, ignoring any defenses. If a Hill Owner is on vacation, they may say so, at which point they become effectively neutral; anyone attacking must wait until the defender returns from vacation if and only if they have announced that they are taking a vacation.

If a defender's defenses are listed, the attacker must list rational actions to be taken in response to each level of defense. If a level of defense is deemed to be impenetrable, or Godmod, by the attacker, the attacker must call it to the attention of the Council6, and take a vote on whether the defense is Godmod. If so, the attacker automatically wins. If the attacker overlooks a piece of the defender's defense, the defender automatically wins. If the attacker wins, they claim 50% of their opponent's Hill, and may not attack the Owner's Hill until at least five attacks later.

Post: A post in which action takes place. Commentary does not count as a post, nor does double-posting.

Council: The organization or group of all five currently recognized Hill Owners. If a Hill Owner is eliminated, they are no longer on the council. If a new player becomes a Hill Owner, they are not on the Council automatically. If there is a slot vacant, as a result of elimination, a newcomer must immediately be placed on the Council. If a newcome wishes to be on the council, they must announce which Council member's position they are challenging. The seat is voted upon by the five council members, including the challenged one. If the newcomer is voted in, the Council seat belongs to them, and the old Council member is stripped of their Council status. The Council is the general judging body for settling disputes over the rules.

If any of these rules are violated in a post, the post is not to be acknowledged, and the relevant portion of the rules cited.

Terminology:

Hill and Hill Portion are to be used interchangeably.

Petition is synonomous with calling to an affirmation by a Council member that is not the petitioning party.

Defender, Defense, and Defending Hill Owner are to be used interchangeably here, not to be confused with a defense.

Attacker, Offense, and Attacking Hill Owner are to be used interchangeably here.

This document needs four-fifths acceptance to be ratified as the Home Owner's constitution.

And I still have 20 percent of the Hill. Good.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 08, 2011, 11:25:16 AM
That, I think is overdoing it a bit much. So may I assume that your vote on the other suggested rules is a nay?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Chrono on January 08, 2011, 11:31:29 AM
It seems like a modification rather than a nay.

How should we know that "newcomer" isn't another account of an existing forum member, council or not? We would have to have that in the constitution or rules.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 08, 2011, 11:43:13 AM
Ducky, I think the you would make an excellent Congressman. You can make something so long and complicated that means something other than it looks like. Why do we need a limit on the council size?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on January 08, 2011, 11:44:27 AM
Should I modify it so they have to have at least 50 posts to be on the council?

Remember, a large part of this is going to have to be honor code.

We need a limit on the council size so that it's always an odd number, and only the people we think can make good decisions can make them.

And it's only what it looks like. I put a lot of thought into this, considering all ways people could be cheated and tried to get rid of them. It's not trying to look like what it's not, ex-Buggy.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 08, 2011, 12:10:09 PM
Ducky... This isn't the US constitution. It needs to be long enough to cover all the bases but small enough to be easily readable. Why make it complicated? And if we got another Council member, it's still possible to get a majority vote. I think all the major hill portion owners need to be on the council. That means everyone who wants to be recognized as a hill owner gets to represent themselves. Not just 5 power hungry politicians. And how would the challenge go? Remember when I challenged Duskling for the title "Master of Shadow"? The title went to a tie between a randome stranger walking in the dark and KZ. I have a feeling that the challenge for Council would end up pretty much like that.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on January 08, 2011, 12:18:24 PM
You're not making any sense. This is easily readable. I use accessible language, not lawyerspeak, and it's only complicated so as to make it nigh impossible to break the rules.

This is about as complicated as the rules of Monopoly. I'm making certain assuptions here about the integrity of Hill Owners.

And since when have you heard of of some random stranger in the dark winning a presidential election, or a House seat, or a Senate seat? Never.

We don't ask for your opinions about the random stranger walking in the dark, or KZ; we ask about the two candidates; it's like the security council in the UN, as there are some mostly permanent members, and there is some rotation.

And since when does being on the Council mean you get representation? It's mostly responsibility, and little power. What does the average Hill Owner lack that they would get by being on the Council? A title? It's not the "politicians" that are power-hungry. It's you.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 08, 2011, 12:24:37 PM
So what do your proposed set of rules cover that mine don't? When I read it it looked to me that there was no punishment for stealing a members hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on January 10, 2011, 08:49:35 PM
There's no punishment because it didn't happen. And never can happen. That's what mine says.
If any of these rules are violated in a post, the post is not to be acknowledged, and the relevant portion of the rules cited.

Should there be a more extensive punishment? I say, to quote your god incarnate, "Turn the other cheek".

I don't think there should be a punishment, just pointing out that you can't do that. And if they went through the proper measures of stealing a militant hill there's no problem. If a Hill owner wants to be left alone, they can be neutral, like me.

But with mine, not yours, there is a way to deal with the fact that some people get no Hill, and some get 20%; it gives them a chance to steal Hill portions, if the Hill they steal from is an actively militant Hill.

And if no one is going to start the whole thing, I declare myself non-neutral.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 10, 2011, 09:03:06 PM
Ducky. Could you specify where exactly the bible says "Turn the other cheek"? Or are you just assuming that it's there? And don't blame me for bringing this in here. That was you. And by punishment I meant the whole of the DHoA coming down on the thief to crush them and return the hill to it's owner.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on January 10, 2011, 09:09:46 PM
There is no need for punishment if the deed never happened. It might not have as well have, for if the punishment were to be exacted, nothing happens to the person at the other end, other than a slight gratification in that they've done something evil. If we ignore them, that's punishment and incentive enough for them to read the rules.

And I had heard that Jesus Christ taught to turn the other cheek. If I'm wrong, then I apologize for not paying enough attention to it.

I issue a challenge upon Chrono's portion of the Hill. Please list your defenses, Chrono.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Chrono on January 10, 2011, 10:59:59 PM
Defenses? Why would peace-loving protocol droids carry weapons? Just kidding.

Besides that, didn't I state in my ending that I was neutral?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 11, 2011, 05:56:35 AM
Ah. But Ducky is non-neutral. And he's going by rules that weren't officially accepted by the council. And we all know that that's how Steelfist came into power to begin with. And a negative times a positive equals a negative. Good luck Chrono. I offer to shield you from Ducky.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on January 11, 2011, 09:56:13 AM
Oh, sorry. I didn't hear the neutral bit. I withdraw my challenge, knowing this. Thank you for posting in accordance with Section B, Paragraph 2, Codum VI.

I hereby issue a challenge to the Hill portion of Steelfist. Please list your defenses, Steelfist.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on January 11, 2011, 10:34:27 AM
Before you get to Steelfist, you have to go through me!  8)

My defenses are as follows:

1. Gun Turrets (Approx 1000)
2. Warriors made entirely out of steel (Approx 50 000)
3. One fully built, 20 story high, castle made of stone with some added steel plating
4. The castle is unhospitable to any life other than steel life due to it's changeable temparature and lack of oxygen, this also helps us not rust.
5. You MUST go through the castle to get to Steelfist (I don't know why, lets say there's a wall or something)
6. And, finally, me.  :-*
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 11, 2011, 03:38:51 PM
Ducky, Steelfist was stripped of his hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on January 11, 2011, 05:22:41 PM
Oh. Whoops. I thought he was on the list. That's two blunders.

I hereby issue a challenge to Steel Ersatz Man, and simply ask that he acknowledge the challenge, as he was already listed his defenses.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on January 11, 2011, 07:14:25 PM
I shall assist Duckling in his challenge of the (Neo?) Steel Cult, what with pressurized, oxygen-providing suits being an almost obsolete piece of equipment with many newer, lighter, self-sustaining, more advanced models on the market, brand-new energy shields already being mass-produced, and anti-projectile armor, attacking the castle will be easy as pie.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Chrono on January 11, 2011, 07:50:46 PM
And he's going by rules that weren't officially accepted by the council.
Oops, I forgot to sign it ;D

...

Done! Back to my temporary peaceful slumber.

I postpone my peaceful slumber and send 20,000 HK units (I repeat, you are UNABLE to convert them from this point!!) to aid Duckling / Duskling against SEM. All of them carry shock weapons that are especially lethal against Steel Cult steel. I send them to attack SEM from another direction so that allied casualties are prevented.

P.S. Rubber suits holding my passcode are under development and will be distributed to allies whenever I am non-neutral.

P.P.S. Neutrality will resume when the Steel Cult is defeated. I am only settling old scores :-[
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on January 12, 2011, 01:39:48 AM
I agknowledge the challenge.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on January 12, 2011, 06:36:24 PM
Thank you.

Now, I set up a force field, around the entire castle without warning, and fill it with water. Then, my associates and I go scuba diving, laughing over the heads of steel organisms that... can't swim. Ha.

Then I give you the benefit of the doubt, and assume you're just as deadly underwater, so I lock you in a stasis chamber, which I fill with oxygen. Pure oxygen. And then I begin to heat it up. Time for a living thermal lance.

And about those guns: were they torpedoes? I rather thought not. The gunpowder got all wet. Sorry 'bout that. And we steel the castle. Oh, wait, no, we steal it. It was already steeled. (Shoot me if I make more jokes like that.)

And now, for the hill portion. We get about 5,000 jacks, and lift the castle up from off the Hill portion. Then we take half, as per the rules and regulations that I think 4 out of five of us signed. The forcefield stays up until we leave.

Duckling (attack leader): 21.8%
Chrono (attack helper): 18.7%
Duskling (attack helper): 18.7%
Fyer: 16.7%
Steel Ersatz Man: 8.6%
Zack: 15.5%
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Chrono on January 12, 2011, 06:49:26 PM
Did you just kill my HK units too? :(
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 12, 2011, 07:18:41 PM
Question. At what point did Steel Ersatz man get a hand on the hill? Zack was the other of the five hill owners. How do you steal that which he does not have?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on January 13, 2011, 09:34:33 AM
I dunno, but, it doesn't matter BECAUSE:

1. Remember the changeable temperature, that goes past boiling, so, no water.

2. The turrets are on the outside of the castle, so, they would shoot you down before you could even get a drop of water in the castle in the first place (they are also waterproof because they were built to withstand the elements)

3. Did you forget about me, I kill you all for trying to take my hill, you all are now ghosts, which I turn into Jinn's when I distract you until you forget your name.

And, finally, since I killed you, I claim your parts of the hill (this counts to eceryone who was part of the attack)

That gives me 25%+(22.5%*2)= 70%

I factored out the 10% because, as Fyer said, I did not have any hill, which begs the question, why did you attack me in the first place?  :P
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on January 13, 2011, 10:53:34 AM
I gently remind Steel Ersatz man that I am still the leader of the Steel Cult, and while he can retain the majority of the Hill, I ask him to remember this when dividing up portions of the Hill. Note that nobody ever actually penetrated my defenses (My shield, remember) or harmed me, so there was a small oversight in ignoring me, and confiscating the Hill yu hd no access to. Just a small one.

Feeling betrayed that these people have attempted to plunge a knife into my back as I offer it to them in trust, I use my rage to aplify my power. I travel to another universe full of life and energy, and drain it dry. I repeat this fopr thousands of universes, destroying them utterly, leaving them utterly lifeless. You believed me evil? Not then. Maybe now. Lastly, I shatter a universe into peices and rework it into a massive source of power for me. Linkng several universes, I do the same in them, then use an Amplifier, custom modified (It shields itself and is designed slightly differently to enhance efficiency). I shatter the shield around my Fortress (Within the city, within the castle. Bear in mind that within the city the conditions support life but can still be changed). Extending my influence once more, I cause your hearts to be filled with fear. As it should be, for STEELFIST HAS RETURNED!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on January 13, 2011, 01:12:30 PM
I was always planniong to give your empire back to you, I was just defending it for you (as your right hand man).

And, a different universe? Are you just leaving me?  :'(
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zackirus on January 13, 2011, 02:24:12 PM
All I know is that I have my 20% of the hill, I've made no attacks on the other hill pieces (or anyone for that matter) and that my little maple syrup business is doing well!

However, I sense that a huge war is about to break out between the Council Members and The Steel Cult so I quickly set up a few defenses around my house in Canada, fearing for the worse to come...
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 13, 2011, 02:43:33 PM
Steelfist, if you look at the attack that took down your defenses, we took down your shield. And without ever penetrating it to do so. Therefore, your defenses were taken down properly.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on January 13, 2011, 08:39:41 PM
Meaning... post revoked under the grounds that he ignored our previous move?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 13, 2011, 08:41:04 PM
No. Though to some degree I wish it did. The DHoA is not working out as I had planned.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on January 13, 2011, 08:49:04 PM
Oh well then, if there's a need for it, I'll summon my troops and a... secret weapon I have only recently re-learned about... >:D
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 13, 2011, 08:53:58 PM
You have your weapon. I have mine. I'll give you a hint. You know how that even the weakest of my men can destroy a large continent on their own without even moving a finger? Imagine when they all get together and focus on one thing. :-*
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on January 13, 2011, 09:07:11 PM
:o Alright then... but my "weapon," as you may call it, is so deadly and surprising, that I can't even give you a hint, because any hint would make it overly obvious!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Chrono on January 13, 2011, 09:54:32 PM
Success! Rubber suits with constantly changing codes have been developed. Only allies can use this, and will be immune to my shock weapons!

Warning: For those who will use my rubber suits, please take them off after the Steel War is over.
Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any injuries or deaths should your soldiers keep them on after I remotely remove the code signals on the suits, which will cause the suits to self-destruct 10 minutes after.

SHOCK TIME!! We shock Steelfist's power plants until they overload. We shock his nuclear reactors until they explode. We wait until Duckling splashes water on your units, and then shock them all! Now, Steelfist, if you surrender we can all live together peacefully under democracy / whatever works best that is not dictatorship.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 13, 2011, 10:13:11 PM
Feeling that the DHoA has failed in it's overall goal, to create a democratic society in which everyone has equal power and hill, has failed, I gather all  99.3 trillion of my men and give them one order to do simultainiously: To bond with the mind of every one of their nearby brother's in arms and create a mock "brain" which would by ultimately run by me. I then focus each of my men on creating a split in the timeline in which there are two parallel realities: one in which Duskie-Poo and I destroyed Steelfist; and one in which we didn't do squat to Steelfist and his cult. I then have my men destroy the branch of timeline that they are in but destroying themselves last. I remain with my men, knowing full well that my alternate self has an army exactly like mine in the alternate timeline. Once the timeline my Steelfist over-throwing self was in is destroyed, the other timeline takes full command. Steelfist and his cult are still intact. My other self, hereby and after refered to myself, decides to share the 1% of hill that I had under Steelfists rule.

Have fun under Steelfist y'all.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Chrono on January 13, 2011, 10:24:13 PM
Before that can happen, I de-code the suits and make them explode on your soldiers then order a kamikaze strike on Steelfist, ending the both of us. Even if that doesn't happen, I'm doomed either way, because my HK was still under him. Hence to conclude my ending:

Systems failing, master!

Note: HK only survives in Steelfist's ending. But I don't. Way to ruin it, Fyer >:(
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 13, 2011, 10:26:17 PM
Excuse me. I never accepted any suits. And even if I did, the radiowaves wouldn't make it past my barrier around my many colonies. :/ Sorry. Peace! Enjoy Steelfist.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on January 14, 2011, 12:25:23 AM
What the bloody heck is going on? I go away for a day and THIS happens? I thought Steel Ersatz Man had a hill, but it turns out that he didn't, and he ignored all my attacks, so I will address the fallacies.

1: I did not actually move into the castle.

2: I did not come near the hill when putting up the forceshield. If I did, though, there would have been a forceshield.  :-\

3: I did not forget about you. You were turned into a living thermal lance, Steel Ersatz Man. That means you burn. However, in a cartoonlike fashion, you come back a few posts later. Still, you can't just kill us. You have to make an authorized attack, and breach our defenses; otherwise, the Council will not recognize you.

I announced my intentions to claim the portion of your Hill (which you didn't have) in order to stir things up. There was too much peace.

Steelfist, sorry, but you did not acknowledge the challenge, and your henchman answered it. He gave the impression that he had the authority under your command to accept a challenge. The Council only recognizes listed defenses. If you wish to state that Steel Ersatz Man does not have the authority to represent you in battle, please do so.

With the power vested in me by my British accent, I ignore all posts that violate rules, and continue. I believe the situation is

Duckling (Aggressive): 20%
Duskling (Aggressive): 20%
Chrono (Aggressive): 20%
Fyer (Aggressive): 20%
Zack (Neutral): 20%

Seeing as all attacks were unauthorized, or on persons not possessing Hill portions, no Hill percentages have been changed. Carry on.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 14, 2011, 06:04:30 AM
You might want to read this, Ducky.
Feeling that the DHoA has failed in it's overall goal, to create a democratic society in which everyone has equal power and hill, has failed, I gather all  99.3 trillion of my men and give them one order to do simultainiously: To bond with the mind of every one of their nearby brother's in arms and create a mock "brain" which would by ultimately run by me. I then focus each of my men on creating a split in the timeline in which there are two parallel realities: one in which Duskie-Poo and I destroyed Steelfist; and one in which we didn't do squat to Steelfist and his cult. I then have my men destroy the branch of timeline that they are in but destroying themselves last. I remain with my men, knowing full well that my alternate self has an army exactly like mine in the alternate timeline. Once the timeline my Steelfist over-throwing self was in is destroyed, the other timeline takes full command. Steelfist and his cult are still intact. My other self, hereby and after refered to myself, decides to share the 1% of hill that I had under Steelfists rule.

Have fun under Steelfist y'all.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on January 14, 2011, 10:23:38 AM
Yeah, I heard that. I read everything. And that post was a direct result of an invalid action, Steelfist's taking over, and uses that invalid post as factual premises, your post is invalid. I retain my Hill, and the percentages remain intact. Steelfist has done the universe collapse thing. Fine, let him do that. But he still has no Hill. He does not rule me. He does not rule us. If Steelfist wants to take the Hill portions, he must challenge us each in turn, and even then he only gets half if he wins.

And about the DHoA, what gives you any more authority than any other Council member to dissolve the Council, which you didn't, and thus it remains intact, and I refuse to acknowlege any parallel universes, especially ones not pertaining to the rules. I didn't really think the point of the DHoA was to keep everyone nice, and equal. We are warlords, and we're going to be warlords, and there's nothing anyone can do about it. But at least we can be warlords the civilized way. Challenges, anyone?

But first, I challenge Chrono and his Hill portion. About your HK units, you were with me, not Steel, and I didn't submerge your robots.

Chrono, please list your defenses.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on January 14, 2011, 10:30:34 AM
As my own self can travel between timelines, I see the result of Fyre's deperate attempt to correct what he obviously realised was an error.

However, I must first address a few words. Firstly, I don't remember anything about actually taking down the shield, merely putting another over it to imprison me. I may have misread the post, though it makes little difference. Steel Ersatz man, no I wasn't leaving you. I am, however, now.

I create a network of universes, protected by horrifying creatures that obey only me, and live between universes. I can travel between them, but anyone who is not expressly permitted (Steel Ersatz man and myself can travel to and from it, but no-one else) will find themselves dead, their souls imprisoned and tortured for the entertainment of the Creatures. I Link several universes to it, and protect them in the same fashion (Though only  can enter these), and transform those universes into pure power producers. I also amplify them, and the energy flows directly to me. I create a Panic Universe, which only I can enter, due to similar defenses to the power producing universes, and more. I retire to my Universe Network, instructing Steel Ersatz Man to lead the Cult of Steel to greatness and prosperity, investing him with much arcane power (If you need more, just ask). I also instruct him to tell people that I was 'Trapped in the Ether'; An ancient, evil deity is always more interesting when trapped somewhere far away. As for the Hill? Well, I might return at some point and claim some. That will do; just a keepsake. Anyway, I simply study and gain power. Lots of power.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on January 14, 2011, 10:32:29 AM
Yay  :), so, by the way, how much of the hill do I actually have?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on January 14, 2011, 10:36:25 AM
Apparently, 0%. Go get some!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on January 14, 2011, 11:54:02 AM
May I remind you that Chrono has not acknowledged my challenge, nor listed his defenses. A challenge is in progress. You may not challenge the Hill ownership of anyone participating in a challenge, nor any neutral entities.

Currently, only Fyer and Duskling are available for challenge.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on January 14, 2011, 02:18:13 PM
Uhh, I challenge fyer...?  ???
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 14, 2011, 03:00:46 PM
Ducky, there was nothing in the rules proposed by you or me that prevented this. I had every right. Therefore, the balance of hill is not for you to decide. After all, the timeline you are attempting to live in does not exist.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on January 14, 2011, 03:02:17 PM
Well, whoever or whatever I can challenge, I do. (This is getting too complicated)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 14, 2011, 03:10:29 PM
Steel Ersatz Man, no need to challenge. The timeline in which you need to challenge does not exist. Thus, you are still a member of the Steel Cult. And I broke the timeline after I became the person in charge of developing technology. Unless Steelfist decided otherwise, being in several universes and timelines.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: TheWanderingShadow on January 14, 2011, 11:18:41 PM
Ah, rereading the early pages of this topic and comparing them to what they are now. There used to be relatively simple, fun ways to steal the hill. Now look at what's happened. This is getting overcomplicated, guys.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 14, 2011, 11:30:31 PM
That's the point. And why I altered the time stream. It's better to have a dictatorship and know who's in charge rather than have hill mysteriously appearing to those who had none and no one knowing who's in charge. Therefore, I am happy with the 1% of hill I have under Steelfist.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on January 15, 2011, 02:10:02 AM
Under me. he left, I have his empire.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on January 16, 2011, 08:38:36 AM
Technically, he does rule, though I do expect to be recognised as a God/Demonic Master if I do return  ;)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on January 16, 2011, 09:28:16 AM
Of course 'Your Steelness' (Bowing).
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 16, 2011, 10:32:46 AM
Alright your steeliness. Question. Am I to be punished for bringing about your downfall in a no longer existing timeline?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on January 16, 2011, 11:15:57 AM
Nope. You realised your mistake, and you were an excellent rebel. In fact, I suggest, Steel Ersatz Man (Though it's up to you) offering him a position of significant power. I do admire tenacity.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 16, 2011, 12:19:19 PM
Thank you, mighty steelfist.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on January 16, 2011, 12:25:56 PM
At this point, I'm not even sure where I' am left, so if anyone could kindly explain to me, it would be greatly appreciated. :-[
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 16, 2011, 12:35:04 PM
You still have your men and tech. And I'm sharing my hill with you.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on January 16, 2011, 04:21:02 PM
Status of the Hill?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 16, 2011, 04:42:53 PM
Divided. Under Steel Ersatz Man's rule. And Steelfist thinks I need a higher position in the Cult of Steel. Between the two of us, you and I have 1% of the hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on January 16, 2011, 04:53:03 PM
Ah, well then, I command my men to gather in one place, then I tell them we will be forming a hyper-advanced training program for every one of my men, but not the secret weapon, as the are something entirely different, they will then be given ultra shields and "U.B.E.P.A." (Ultra Blast Elastic Power Armor) armor, which amplifies their strength, speed, and cunning two thousand-fold, and with those men we shall form the Imperial Guard, all hail the Empire of Steel, I suppose.

(Do be warned, they are still trained and engineered to obey me and only me, and are incredibly disciplined, thus you should give your orders to me, should they reach the Imperial Guard, which, since I started, I control.)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 16, 2011, 05:23:13 PM
I form a power orb that produces raw energy from absolutely nothing and weave it into the very spiritual and physical being. I set aside some of this great immense power and use it to keep me eternally youthful. Because the power orb's energy output grows every passing second, I am capable of creating smaller lesser power orbs that produces a small level of raw energy from nothing but does not increase output over time. I then lock the settings on the lesser power orbs. I now offer a smaller orb to Duskie-Poo.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on January 16, 2011, 05:37:15 PM
I gladly accept the offer.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 16, 2011, 05:40:48 PM
Great. Be good and I may unlock it's power output for you. Do you want that orb woven into your being as well?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on January 16, 2011, 06:00:41 PM
Sure, that way I'll be able to control the Imperial Guard even better.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 16, 2011, 06:06:55 PM
Alright. Enjoy. Bing bang boom. Stay loyal to the Steel Cult and keep that power under control. And don't exceed the maximum power output. It's not pretty. Imagine a black hole... Now imagine it absolutely everywhere. But that's if it's not linked to something or someone. Then it overloads the object it's linked to with energy and burns it to a crisp so there isn't even a microscopic speck left of it. Have fun. :3
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on January 17, 2011, 02:09:19 AM
I don't understand.

Godmod time.

I eat God (not Christian God, but what puts "god" in "godmod"), and take the Hill.

My Hill. Alternate universes' existence is not acceptable.

I tried to set up a valid an acceptable system of challenges and protections in which people could live and fight, but then you screwed it up by doing the alternate universes thing, and mostly just ignoring it. I thought ratification was in place.

If people have a problem with this post, well, too burger-flipping bad. I had a problem when people made up random crud and regurgitated it onto the page. Energy can take any form. Electricity does not burn. Combustion requires oxygen. Combustion leaves ash.

I just godmodded for the sake of making things simple enough that claims to the Hill are not disputed after they are made. That's no fun.

And finally, if this post makes little sense, or you find it offensive, that's 'cause I wrote it at 4 in the morning.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on January 17, 2011, 09:29:24 AM
Fyer, I appoint you as my right-hand man.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on January 17, 2011, 09:30:33 AM
Duckling:Due to the fact that nothing can be completely erased from existence, I can retrieve my power, and do. I then use it to kill you and retrieve the 'god' and eat it. Then I return everything to it's previous state of existence (before your post), but I still have all the power.

Alternate universes are in the pure spirit of KotH, by the way. They are always acceptable.

Steel Ersatz Man: Good choice.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 17, 2011, 10:00:37 AM
Yay!!! Can I have just a tad more hill? And have Duskie-Poo as my helper?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on January 17, 2011, 03:02:39 PM
No and no, remember, you used to be my enemy. Let's give you a little trial run first.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on January 17, 2011, 04:00:38 PM
Steelfist: as you seem to know what the heck's going on here, would you please list all parallel universes, the Hill portions owned by various members, and the defenses of their Hill portions in each universe, so I may be well informed?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on January 17, 2011, 06:37:23 PM
Ah, so then, until I' am accepted into the Empire of Steel, I will withdraw the Imperial Guard, and create my own small nation on Mars.

Update: I'm not mad, just the fact that I had already made the Imperial Guard and was rejected was kind of... awkward.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 17, 2011, 06:39:13 PM
Why not set up a shield!? It will only use a small percentage of your orb's energy output. Very well, Steel Ersatz Man. I set up a perpetual alert system that stenches into every dimension, timeline, and universe to alert the top three officials in the Steel Empire in case of any hostile intent or action. How's that?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on January 18, 2011, 09:25:50 AM
Duckling, well, I possess a large network of universes (Refer to a previous post for details), but that's about it.

Steel Ersatz Man: It looks like Duskling is unhappy. I recommend delagating the task to Fyre and allowing to deal with this as he sees fit. Tests out the new recruit, and deals with the problem. Two birds, one stone, etc.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on January 19, 2011, 12:00:16 PM
Ah, what the hell, I delegate 49.9% of my responsibilities to Duskling and Fyer (24.95% each.)

Enjoy!  :D
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 19, 2011, 03:35:04 PM
Awesome!!!... What does that include?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on January 19, 2011, 07:01:26 PM
Alrighty then, the Imperial Guard is back under my orders in the Empire of Steel.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 19, 2011, 07:54:11 PM
Okay Duskie. I'm putting you in charge of actual defense and I'll create and distribute technology and other things that can better the empire. How's that? Agreeable to you? Or do you want another agreement?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on January 19, 2011, 08:20:31 PM
It's fine with me, thank you very much.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 19, 2011, 08:27:13 PM
Alright. It would have gone whether you liked it or not anyway. I'm Steelfist's right hand man once removed, seeing as I'm Steel Ersatz Man's right hand man and he is Steelfist's right hand man.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on January 20, 2011, 11:15:23 AM
Now that I have lackeys, I'm just gonna chill out and let you do some work. But, of course, I will be keeping a close eye on you both.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on January 21, 2011, 11:04:42 AM
I, having become massively powerful, begin to create new life. In a seperate universe, of course, which is fairly free of life (I made sure of that). I will study them intensely, and maybe tweak one or two things . . .
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on January 22, 2011, 04:19:58 PM
Well, since Steelfist refuses to list defenses, I ask Steelfist exactly what proportion of the Hill he possesses.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on January 23, 2011, 01:43:29 PM
0%, I believe. Steel Ersatz man is the Custodian of the Hill.

Helping a race of humaniods to become sentient, I also speed up their scientific advances and make them vicious and warlike. They quickly reach and surpass modern tech. Eventually, my subtle manipulations pay off, as they finally devastate their planet in a massive war. The survivors I rescue, and meld with steel, making an abomination of flesh and steel, which I also invest with massive arcane power. I name them my Steel Knights. I send them out to destroy universes and gain power (Though they will never surpass me, and are totally loyal) and experience. On their spare time, they ravage planets.

I continue to repeat a similar cycle with other races in other universes, increasing the size of my Steel Knights.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 23, 2011, 01:55:57 PM
My men are, at the moment, still more powerful than yours are they not, oh mighty steelfist? For their technology is anything but modern.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on January 23, 2011, 02:55:50 PM
My men have also been upgraded to be far past modern status, with mere fragments of Tier 1 technology, they are almost unstoppable, however, while they are still mortal, you will be pleased to know that they are being cloned at 500% capacity, far exceeding my expectations, and now populate many planets and space stations simply because there are far too many to place on our current planets, they even populate entire sectors of space. Only 3 or 4 are required to be on Earth, seeing as how they only possess Tier 3 technology, not nearly a match for our own, but many of the Imperial Guard are stationed on Earth because they need places to be, or else we won't have enough time to build space stations to put them. They continue to patrol sectors of space to find new lifeforms to fuse into the Empire of Steel... and terminate those who don't accept.

Also, only recently did the Imperial Guard have a battle with a Tier 2 race, and in a comparison of casualties, the aliens stood at 52,430,721,194, while the Imperial Guard only lost 754.

(See Technological Achievement Tiers here (http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/Technological_Achievement_Tiers))
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 23, 2011, 03:07:13 PM
May is suggest molecular scale matter condensation? Doing so will allow your men to consume less space by essentially shrinking them. Then, when needed, it would be a simple matter to release a matter reconverter pulse to bring them back to their normal size and density. If you need the tech for it, you merely need to ask.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on January 23, 2011, 03:37:01 PM
But if I place them there in their shrunken form, then they regrow when danger arrives, they will end up overfilling the planet, taking up too much room to even move, so, no thanks, when there are too many on one planet, I shall only get them out of there and send them to another planet, the universe is too large to be filled up by clones, and their only disadvantage is their shorter-than-average lifetime, so it is fine.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 23, 2011, 03:43:07 PM
I meant a localized pulse. It would only affect a small area meaning that the planet wouldn't be over populated because you could control how many of your men were resized for battle.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on January 23, 2011, 03:50:12 PM
I prefer my method, but if I may have the technology to lengthen their lifespan, I will gladly accept, unless the power orb does that already. I now use orb given to me by Fyre to create almost impenetrable shields for the Imperial Guard and all of their vehicles, thus even the smallest battle force can battle an entire army of Tier 2 aliens and have a high probability rating of survival, but, should they meet a race of Tier 1 users, they will have a much lower rating, and perhaps the entire Imperial Guard will not be enough to battle Tier 0 users.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 23, 2011, 03:57:58 PM
Alright Duskie. Just as a warning, sustaining all of that just about takes up all of your orb's power output. Don't try anymore big things with it. I would really hate to lose you just because you exceeded your power output. If you're going to do anything big with it, give me a heads up and I'll readjust it's output to sustain what you want to do.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on January 23, 2011, 04:11:32 PM
Ah... then I lower the shields to 75% capacity, in exchange for a longer lifespan for the Imperial Guard, so that they may be in space longer and their expeditions may not require quite as many other Guard members. I concentrate some power from the orb to one our cloning machines, to lengthen the lifespan of our clones, and to allow our scientists to copy that technology and upgrade the rest of the machines, so as to not waste much more of the orb's power.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 23, 2011, 05:00:04 PM
I, being a somewhat clever digital fingerpainter, have created a banner for the Steel Empire. Does the high lord Steelfist approve?

Spoiler
(http://emob1211.photobucket.com/albums/cc436/bugfartboy/image-6.jpg)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on January 23, 2011, 06:16:46 PM
Noticing that we didn't have a banner, I, too, made a design for a banner for the Empire of Steel, drawn by hand, modified by M.S. paint. Does lord Steelfist find it worthy?

Spoiler
(http://s3.postimage.org/nkxi7pbon/Steel_Banner.jpg) (http://www.postimage.org/)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 23, 2011, 07:32:07 PM
I felt that my original design was lacking so how about this version of it?

Spoiler
(http://emob1211.photobucket.com/albums/cc436/bugfartboy/photo-2.jpg)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on January 23, 2011, 08:37:33 PM
A new version of the banner, it is less mysterious, but more threatening.

Spoiler
(http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/2788/steelbanner2.jpg) (http://img687.imageshack.us/i/steelbanner2.jpg/)




Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 23, 2011, 08:52:07 PM
Duskie wanted to be better drawn:

Spoiler
(http://emob1211.photobucket.com/albums/cc436/bugfartboy/photo-4.jpg)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on January 24, 2011, 09:28:00 AM
Firstly, I prefer Duskling's first banner (Nice work, by the way), Fyre, yours explains the hierarchy but doesn't quite live up to the sinister feel, I'm afraid. By the way, Duskling, what do you think of giving the creature steel-coloured eyes?

Oh, about the soldiers. Their tech is contantly advancing, their sheer vicious intelligence is unsurpassed, they are melded with steel, giving them a few of my properties, such as limited shapeshifting, as their weapons are part of their bodies they can wield them much better and their armor (The very dense steel) is very, very strong (If heavy, though they compensate with their enhanced strength), and responds to their will. Finally, they are invested with much arcane and telepathic powers, giving them a massive advantage in any fight. In essence, Fyre, I wouldn't go up against them, even with superior tech. And, as their technology is improving at a vast rate, they will soon be among the most powerful beings in the multiverse, with their vast powers augmented by almost impossibly advanced tech.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on January 24, 2011, 05:50:57 PM
Firstly, I prefer Duskling's first banner (Nice work, by the way), Fyre, yours explains the hierarchy but doesn't quite live up to the sinister feel, I'm afraid. By the way, Duskling, what do you think of giving the creature steel-coloured eyes?
Well... that would mean re-drawing the entire thing, and then re-editing it with M.S. paint... and, no matter how hard I try, I can't get it right again for some reason...
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 24, 2011, 06:30:02 PM
So perhaps mine could be a depiction of who is in charge. And could I attempt to make the correction?

It's not just our tech that's superior. It's our very being. Our power is advanced enough that even without influence from my orb. We draw our strength from our enemies and allies through an alternate existence, not universe, that only we can access. Even if your men got Godlike we'd grow more powerful than you do.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on January 24, 2011, 07:26:53 PM
Is this better, your Steeliness?

Spoiler
(http://s2.postimage.org/98eulwdq5/Steel_Banner3.jpg)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on January 24, 2011, 07:48:47 PM
I, ever the insane force of atheistic terrorism, challenge the right of Steelfist to lead these members. Please list your defenses and abilities.

All forces wishing to get in my way, also list your defenses and abilities. Here I come.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 24, 2011, 08:42:40 PM
Feeling that Ducky has acted very unwisely even for him (I'll explain in a moment), exceeded his rights, and capabilities, I decide to show up in person (Ooo... Thats a bad sign) and disintegrate you by breaking the molecular bonds in your body by overloading them with a small (in comparison to the whole of my power) amount of energy from my orb. Now I will explain why I stated that you were acting unwisely.

1. You just needed to look back at previous posts to see defenses.

2. Your pathetic rules have failed. As I believe you said,"We are warlords. We keep power by force. Not by sharing it." in a rough Buggy translation.

3. Possibly the most important reason why it's an unwise act. STEELFIST IS A VIRTUAL DEITY!!! It's just plain... Not smart.


Now, I'm going to go ahead and display the banner to show that this was done in the full authority of the Great Steelfist.

(http://i1211.photobucket.com/albums/cc436/bugfartboy/photo-5.jpg)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on January 24, 2011, 09:44:19 PM
My defenses were stated in the posts not too far back as well, so just look at this page and the two pages before it. We have too many soldiers for you to kill, and they are too hard to kill, so, we have both quality AND quantity in our package. Do, we are at the front lines, in case the battle isn't over yet, as my men are formidable forces, and are still extremely expendable. Even if the battle is over, should I hunt down his remaining forces and execute them slowly and painfully, as stated in line 4 on page 758 of the Steel Book of Warfare?

And I quote:
Quote from: Steel Book of Warfare: Page 758, Line 4
All forces that were not completely wiped out in battle and do not surrender themselves to becoming ones with the Steel Empire must be hunted down, then executed slowly and painfully.

For the Steel Empire!
(http://s3.postimage.org/dgkau3vsc/Steel_Banner4.jpg)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on January 25, 2011, 09:14:11 AM
The banner: I like it, but the contrast between the body and the eyes doesn't seem to be enough. If you can muster the energy, a black body might suit. If not, don't worry.

Duskling: Absolutely.

For everyone currently unaware of the rules of Steel Warfare, they can be summed up with:

1. Do not lose.

2. Do not surrender. Ever.

3. No mercy. Assimilate or die.


You shouldn't need more than that.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 25, 2011, 03:00:28 PM
How is this?

Spoiler
(http://emob1211.photobucket.com/albums/cc436/bugfartboy/photo-6.jpg)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on January 25, 2011, 04:38:42 PM
1. Thank you, lord Steelfist.

2. Though it took patience and time, it is done.

Spoiler
(http://s3.postimage.org/dgkau3vsc/Steel_Banner4.jpg)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on January 26, 2011, 11:43:36 AM
Perfect! I declare that banner the official banner of the Steel Empire!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on January 28, 2011, 02:43:20 PM
Lord Steelfist, the science branch of the Imperial Guard has perfected a deadly virus that could wipe out entire solar systems within a month, the sole reason this variant of the disease will wipe out the system in a month is to give the race or races controlling it time to surrender or destroy each other to surrender, however, we have another variant for instant annihilation, for any race that is too stubborn to give up in a battle when you have other things to do.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on January 28, 2011, 04:08:56 PM
How very fascinating. I'll test it on some innocent, unsuspecting race of intelligent beings . . .
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zackirus on January 28, 2011, 04:17:51 PM
I sense danger (from the Steel Empire) as I am enjoying my maple syrup one day, and I go to get some of my best maple syrup for a peace offering. I go into my basement and into one of the darkest corners I find maple syrup that was made in 1867 on July 1st. I grab the bottle but suddenly the entire shelf (of rare and exotics maple syrups) comes crashing down onto me and the maple syrup is absorbed by my body...
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 28, 2011, 04:42:58 PM
Feeling this disturbance in the universe's balance of power, I appear at Zack's estate to investigate. Seeing that Zack had become a maple syrup man, I do the only thing that can solve this problem: I make homemade flapjacks and soak the maple syrup out of Zack with them and then eat them.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on January 28, 2011, 05:02:40 PM
Another development, our science branch was able to slow down the virus' evolution, and turn the virus into a living organism, a parasite. The parasite offers a more slow and painful assault on the organism it attached itself to, often can go on for years of causing inside pain without so much as a hint of dying, otherwise a more sadistic and cruel version of the virus, and, best of all, we have made it so the parasite adapts to its environment, thus making the process of wiping it out nearly impossible, or at least, extremely hard and unpleasant, without the vaccine the Guard's scientists have created in the labs.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zackirus on January 28, 2011, 06:07:32 PM
As Bugfartboy drains away the maple syrup, only a hard shell and inner maple syrup is left. I quickly run away and go to my a secret lab and create a shell of armour (Pure Black), made of Titanium and coated with Platinum. I load it with features:

Armour:

- Night Vision/Thermal Eyes  (this also prevents)
- A Respiratory System, that gives me oxygen (never runs out)
- A voice box that can change my voice (preset: my voice)
- Gravity Boots (allow me to walk up walls and float)
- A Jet Pack (with infinite fuel) coupled with a Set of Wings
- A Shield System (defects most projectiles and anything else)
- A Hologram system (Allows me to change how I look [preset:old human body]) and a Cloaking Device (Cannot be detected by thermals either, and can let me become in-tangible)
- Auto Healing of Armour, Gear, and Myself
- A Screen that shows all the vital information
- A Time Machine and Dimensional Transporter
- A System that allows me to pick up to 20,000 pounds
- A Source of Food (Infinite aswell)
- A Infinite Power Source

On top of that Armour (I'm disguised as my Regular Self) I wear my gear (It can only come off if I want it to come off).

Gear:

- Canadian Hockey Uniform (Un-Penetrable and is able to morph into anything else and make me become cloaked/intangible [hides everything else aswell])
- A Goalies Mask (That Never Breaks, Provides optical information about everything and works a gas mask)
- Hockey Gloves that can increase my Strength allowing me to dig quickly and pick up heavy stuff (up to: 10,000 Kg)
- A Cape (Candian Flag)
- Skates that can change their from (preset: Skates) (Ability to walk up walls and float)
- A Hockey Stick (Wood, Can't break, and cuts through most substances)
- Hockey Pucks, Different Types: (Explosive, Fire)
- A Lacrosse Stick (Can't Break, cuts through most substances)
- Lacrosse Balls, Different Types: (Sleep Gas, Smoke, Sticky, Flash, Freeze)
- A Paddle (Can't Break, cuts through most substances) Can shoot different Materials (Snow, Ice, Water, Maple Syrup)
- A Backpack that releases Robotic Beavers under my control that can eat through mostly everything (also plays the Canadian Anthem)
- The Backpack that is a Jetpack and a set of wings
- The Backpack can also transform into a robotic Moose: (Car, Plane, Sub, Space-Ship, Dimensional Transporter, Time Machine) can be also be used to attack people (Lazer, Guns, Horns, Gases, Etc.)
- I also create a (10) robots that look like humans (Dressed as Mounties). They cannot be controlled or run out of power. If they blow up; the parts resemble. They have Lazers, Guns, Different Types of Gas (etc.) and they can fly by use of Jetpacks.

Then I leave my robots at the lab, and go to my house where I collect the my hill. I then take it back to my lab, and shrink it so it can fit inside my armour(which I place in my armour). I then start to fine tune my armour and gear.

Spoiler
I am wearing both Armour and Gear to make it appear like I am a human that is only wearing a costume to become more powerful.
 
    
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on January 28, 2011, 06:45:34 PM
I send two of my men to investigate this matter, who have each had a bomb with the parasite implanted in their armor, as insurance, it activates upon death and releases the parasite, just in case you try anything funny, even as a living mass of maple syrup, you will be contaminated, and will be a living bio-weapon, who, since you are alive, will be tortured by the parasite until death. My men demand to know whether you still support the Empire of Steel, if you are still allied with us, no harm will come to you, if not, it's your funeral, as we have trillions of men in this solar system alone, if you prove to be a threat, you will be destroyed along with the rest of the Earth. Don't think you can run either, the Steel Empire controls thousands of solar systems and we have excellent tracking systems that never fail, so you will die if you turn on us.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zackirus on January 28, 2011, 07:02:11 PM
I sit down with these guards (in my regular appearance and clothing) and offer them some maple sryup to drink. I say to them, "I will remain neutral for now, but, what do you mean I am living Maple Syrup? I just repaired my body an hour ago." They finish their maple syrup and go back to Duskling with the news. However, the maple syrup that they drank has some living maple syrup I have been creating. The Maple syrup, once digested (it contains a special chemical) allows me to see what they are seeing on a screen in their Lab. The syrup is harmless, can't be detected, and I can't control them with it, but I am merely using it to see what the Steel Empire is like before I decide whether or not I want to join them...

Spoiler
I lied to the guards about the maple syrup thing so that nobody knows that I am living maple syrup. Also, since I am wearing  armour and I am not exposed to the air or anything else, I can't be affected by the virus because it can't reach me.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on January 28, 2011, 08:16:03 PM
Since you are a living creature, the virus can touch you, plus, it wasn't the virus, it was the fully customizable parasite, which can be airborne, waterborne, or both. Since maple syrup contains sap, which is almost like blood, but from a tree, it can be contaminated, and we already knew you were living maple syrup, all we want to know is if you will join the Steel Empire.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 28, 2011, 08:23:28 PM
When Duskies guards return to the Steel Lair, I sense a presence that is unseen and not present but present at the same time. Stretching out throughout the universe, I find a very faint trail of maple syrup energy residue ementating from the guards. Feeling that this is a breach of security, I trace the trail back to Zackirus's lair/lab and find that the guards' vision is being displayed on a monitor. Slightly irritated at the attempt, I release a massive amount of energy into the trail that goes both ways: towards the undiscovered maple syrup and towards Zack's screen that destroys everything that is connected to it. Including the guards (sorry Duskie), the screen, and evrything connected to the screen and guards.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on January 28, 2011, 08:28:33 PM
The apology is unnecessary, the two Guardsmen were only two out of 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 stationed all over the universe, and while I do absolutely hate wasting good genes, those two were hardly a speck of dust on the shiny new Battle Cruiser that is the Steel Empire, so for now, we shall wait for further signs of Zackirus' alignment, and if he wishes to harm us, he shall be terminated.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 28, 2011, 08:43:55 PM
I was actually apologizing for the guard's equipment. It was destroyed too. Vaporized by the surge of power.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on January 28, 2011, 08:52:58 PM
Don't worry, every Guardsmen has the same equipment, unless they are in a different class, sniper, recon, heavy, etc., and, if you are referring to the parasite being released, every Guardsmen has a sample of the antidote, which has the ability to reproduce, so long as there is something left, and, as a bonus, the Guard's science branch has made it so it turns itself into the virus, should it fall into the enemy's hands, which it can identify.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zackirus on January 28, 2011, 09:08:49 PM
As the computer screen explodes in a quick flash, I sit in a dull silence. Their better then I though I think to my myself. I calmly walk to the Steel Empire's Castle where I ask to speak with Dusk about my alignment...
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on January 28, 2011, 09:13:46 PM
One of my spies reported that Zackirus was coming this way, and the identification matched, so I told the guards to let him through, but to have spies in every room, not as if they weren't anyway.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 28, 2011, 10:30:05 PM
I alert Duskie that the spies aren't necessary. I can monitor everything in the Lair simultainiously. Thus, Zack has a very small chance of doing any harm. And just so you know, don't try reaching me physically. I had to lock myself in a room made of the purest, strongest, most reflective, living steel to contain the waves of purr power that I'm having to convert to light to restrain. I think it's time I upgrade my form. Living fire, also known as Fyer, can only do contain so much. Now I need to ponder what form can contain my power the best.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on January 28, 2011, 10:48:45 PM
These aren't your regular spies, they are my microscopic minions, whose identities will not be revealed, if you have figured out who they are, go ahead and reveal them, if not, don't bother, I intend to keep them a secret for now.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zackirus on January 28, 2011, 11:04:09 PM
I walk into the base and follow a guard (not going into any separate rooms) to the main chamber where I see Dusk. I kneel down and say, "I willing to join the Steel Empire, Under Three Conditions. First: Spare Canada from the destruction of the world. Second: The ability to keep my costume the way it is (gear changed I can except though). And Finally The Cure/Vaccine to this disease. What do you say Dusk?"
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 28, 2011, 11:06:02 PM
Duskie, despite his appearance, is not the highest present power. He reports to me, and through me, Steel Ersatz Man and Steelfist. Just to let you know.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zackirus on January 28, 2011, 11:11:03 PM
So then: Can I join the Steel Empire; I assume, you have that power?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 28, 2011, 11:17:52 PM
You can give your alliance and by default protect Canada. However, we will need a major sacrifice to let you come under the protection of Steelfist and his highest servants. And any betrayal of any kind on your part will result in you losing everything. Got it?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on January 29, 2011, 02:56:02 AM
I let him join relatively high up. His devotion to Canada has shown that he can be very loyal. So, the hierachy stands at the following:

Highest Up: Steelfist
Lower: Steel Ersatz Man
Lower Than That: Zackirus
Lower Still: Duskling and Fyer
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 29, 2011, 08:35:02 AM
Light fading... Flames going cold... Tell my mother... I love her... BOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!! Bye bye steel castle! DX
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zackirus on January 29, 2011, 09:02:18 AM
Using my shield I protect myself from any harm, I go over to one of the guards dead body and pick out a cure from their dead body, and I have to do this but... I transform into my base from, the armour ball. I slowly open the casing which I drip out. I then slime over to the cure and squeeze myself into the bottle. After absorbing the cure, I expand and break the tube, and move over my body and get back in. I then transform back to my original form. I then sit at one of the chairs that is still standing at the board table, put my feat on the table and drink some maple syrup.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on January 29, 2011, 09:47:08 AM
I capture the fading soul of one Fyre and contain it within a steel-fire shell (A new technique; the steel itself is hotter than magma, but does not melt unless wished to. I am a similar type of steel, though I won't divulge the differences). Apologising for my second in command's rather unintelligent decision, I inform him that he could have merely appealed to me. Due to the misdemeanor of destroying the Steel Castle, I do not reinstate him, but rather offer him the position of Betrayer - my own personal assassin/spy, dedicated to rooting out traitors within and without the Steel Empire and dealing with them. Not technically part of the hierarchy, his authority equals Steel Ersatz Man. Do you accept, Steel-Fyre?

In addition, I shield all major personell within the castle. And, gently remove the particles of the Cure to the (Newly-Named) Steel Virus from Zack's body. He doesn't even notice.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 29, 2011, 10:14:05 AM
I accept and apologize for the incident. Power has to go somewhere. I decide to right the wrong and reinstate the castle of living steel to it's former glory. I then add a few perks, including but not limited to regenerative properties (meaning that it will regrow any harm done to it)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on January 29, 2011, 10:52:42 AM
Exellent. Your first task will be to deal with Zackirus. Due to his obvious attempt to eliminate our leverage over him, he must be punished. Do not kill him, but make him remember that treachery of this kind is frowned upon. Feel free to infect him with the parasite.

After that, your time is your own. Take any action you see fit to preserve the Steel Empire, and alert me if there is something big happening.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on January 29, 2011, 11:01:12 AM
(Sorry)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 29, 2011, 11:11:21 AM
>:D Heh heh heh. Following the orders of Steelfist, I decode to pay Zack a little visit. Having turned down his offer of maple syrup, I set loose a bit of my essence upon Canada, a bit of Fyer that quenchable by me only. After my bit of Fyer has destroyed about half of Canada, I recall it into myself and hit Zack with a specially prepared blight, a bit of Fyer to the soul that will not kill or destroy him, but merely put him in extreme pain until I decide to call of the Fyer. Which I may forget to do. Oops! >:-)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zackirus on January 29, 2011, 11:15:19 AM
Why are you guys getting mad at me? What did I do? I just took the cure. I'm still part of the Steel Empire! I don't know what I did!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 29, 2011, 11:16:30 AM
I'll let my lord deal with this one. Enjoy your blight.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on January 29, 2011, 11:49:42 AM
Quite simply, you took the cure. You had no permission, and no reason to do so if you were not planning treachery. This was to convince you that treachery is a bad idea.

Steel Ersatz Man: No need to apologise. I do, however, expect you to remember that here in SteelCoTM (The production line and front for the Steel Cult) we value loyalty. And that it's never a good idea to fire somebody with that much power. He doesn't nealy equal me, but he's still damn strong.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 29, 2011, 11:56:52 AM
I am getting stronger every passing moment though. I developed a new technique where I use my main orb to create smaller orbs with increasing energy outputs and weave them into my being as well. So here is the standing of my power orbs infused into me:

Large (main) orb(s): 1
Small (secondary) orb(s): 2

Current power output: "Awesome man!"
Expected power output by tomorrow: "OH MY GOSH! WHAT THE FUDGE! HOW DID YOU GET THAT POWERFUL!?!?!"

But still not as strong as Steelfist.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zackirus on January 29, 2011, 12:17:04 PM
So, does that mean I am out of the Steel Empire?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 29, 2011, 12:28:17 PM
Not that I'm aware of. You're just being punished.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zackirus on January 29, 2011, 12:41:37 PM
With that, I simply fly back to my Lab to start working on new additions to my amour and gear. I hang the Steel Empire Logo on the front of my Lab and then send my Robots to Canada where they can help with the devastation (I'm allowed to help them). Also, after hours of working, I create teleporting technology for both my amour and gear, but have to stop working because the Fyer in my soul is making work extremely painful. How much longer do I have to deal with this thing, again?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 29, 2011, 12:45:36 PM
Eh... I don't know. And don't ask how much longer. That'll only make the suffering last longer. You will have it for as long as I want. It's punishment. >:D
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on January 29, 2011, 02:09:26 PM
In addition, I shield all major personell within the castle. And, gently remove the particles of the Cure to the (Newly-Named) Steel Virus from Zack's body. He doesn't even notice.
With all due respect, Lord Steelfist, Zackrius was never infected with the Steel Virus, just in case I would have some problems in the future because of this, I mean no disrespect, Lord Steelfist.

>:D Heh heh heh. Following the orders of Steelfist, I decode to pay Zack a little visit. Having turned down his offer of maple syrup, I set loose a bit of my essence upon Canada, a bit of Fyer that quenchable by me only. After my bit of Fyer has destroyed about half of Canada, I recall it into myself and hit Zack with a specially prepared blight, a bit of Fyer to the soul that will not kill or destroy him, but merely put him in extreme pain until I decide to call of the Fyer. Which I may forget to do. Oops! >:-)
Even as just a military leader, I do not understand the reason behind that action, destroying half of the land of one of ours, and then putting him into (it looks like) eternal pain, for no apparent reason whatsoever... are we feeling evil today, Master Fyer?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on January 29, 2011, 03:25:19 PM
His job title is Betrayer, Duskling. Take a guess.

And while Zack wasn't infected by the virus, he was attempting to ensure he couldn't be infected by it. Why would he need to do so if not planning treachery?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on January 29, 2011, 03:28:02 PM
His job title is Betrayer, Duskling. Take a guess.
I know that, but "Betrayer Fyer" just didn't sound right when put into words.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on January 29, 2011, 03:31:47 PM
No, I meant that in response to the 'Are we feeling evil today'. You can adress him as master Fyre, if you wish.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on January 29, 2011, 03:35:41 PM
No, I meant that in response to the 'Are we feeling evil today'. You can adress him as master Fyre, if you wish.
Ah, now I understand. Pardon my insolence, Lord Steelfist. It was just Master Fyer was acting more sadistic than usual, leaning more towards your level of evil, Lord Steelfist, than he does regularly.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on January 29, 2011, 03:42:01 PM
I know. Is it not exquisite?

I am very glad I offered him that job.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 29, 2011, 03:44:13 PM
I am feeling somewhat evil today. Don't hate. And you may address me as Lord Fyer the Betrayer. And to make sure that I don't offend my lord Steelfist by taking a title of "lord", how would Steelfist like to be "Lord Steelfist the High"?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on January 29, 2011, 03:47:15 PM
I know. Is it not exquisite?

I am very glad I offered him that job.
Yes, it appears that he is very competent for a role like his, what with the previous display and all.

I'm sure you are, Lord Steelfist, it looks like Lord Fyer will make you very proud.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on January 29, 2011, 03:56:39 PM
Lord Fyre does have a certain ring to it.

As for my title:

High Lord Steefist, the Evil. However, this can be for convenience shortened to:

Your Steeliness.

Master.

Or merely 'My Lord', of course.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 29, 2011, 06:58:41 PM
Though "Betrayer" sounds like I have a vendetta against the Empire yet I am still part of it. Perhaps "Purger" would fit better?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on January 29, 2011, 07:04:52 PM
Purger . . . Maybe. Or Inquisitor. Inquisitor Fyre?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 29, 2011, 07:08:41 PM
Lord Fyer, the Inquisitor. I kinda like that better.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on January 29, 2011, 07:23:06 PM
Then it's settled. Proceed, Inquisitor.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Kaseke on January 30, 2011, 02:38:51 AM
Seems like our hill has got an owner with followers. That doesen't sound too good. Now just let me catch up so I can let my first raid enter the hill... This doesen't seem to be too easy. ;)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on January 30, 2011, 03:38:05 AM
It won't be too fun. The Steel Empire is strong.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Kaseke on January 30, 2011, 04:36:15 AM
Hmm... You've built quite an empire, my old friend, but it is time for it to fall down! My first attack will be coming anytime now! You just wait Steelfist! *continues to blabber*


Oh wait... I think I already let my teleporting killer robot bugs, that can fly and cut your throats with one slash, and pass any shield with no problems onto the hill. I am very sorry for this. I assume that you're also prepared for the little biological diesease that leaped throught your sewerage and started to kill about everyone in the hill, making it impossible to stay there without doing something about it. Sorry for my distraction I may have done with all that talking before. :D Enjoy my little raid.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on January 30, 2011, 05:06:14 AM
As you made a small oversight (The Killer bugs are made of STEEL, smartass), the killer bugs kill you instead. I create a nano-race, who destroy your desease. The nano-race is totally loyal to me, and will guard against any desease that I do not allow within the castle.

Incidentally, there was no shield around the castle. I create one, and make it anti-teleport. And the soldiers are VERY strong: No killer bug is that good.

In any case - Steel-Fyre, Deal with him.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Kaseke on January 30, 2011, 05:25:59 AM
I am sorry, the bugs were not made of steel my friend, and I'm not saying they teleport throught the shield  :-*
They are actually made of bronze, and are rapid flyers. Teleporting is not the only way they can move fast. They have blades made of diamond, hence me having a machine that can copy any atoms in a matter of seconds. I hope you enjoy them, they are not leaving. and my disease, good work getting rid of it. Now try to save the few soldiers that didn't fall for my little trap.... :-* The steel paint I used was worth it. I actually programmed to do what you say for 2 minutes, but you know. It's hard to break into another universe, even thought being able to teleport, so they actually stayed where they were for 2 minutes and started to kill your soldiers.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on January 30, 2011, 05:29:36 AM
1. My soldiers obliterated them, as you happened upon some of Fyre's men.

2. I captured one, and reverse engineered it. I improve my shield to keep them out. If you won't say how you did it, neither will I.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 30, 2011, 07:38:41 AM
Wanting to stretch out my muscles and ("Oh my gosh! What the fudge! How did you get that much power!?!?!") powers, I pick up and crush Kivatti's atom duplicator thingy from the safety of the castle (that's how good I am). I then have the five torches that burn with Fyer instead of normal fire release the Fyer that they contain and form a perfect sphere around the castle, to prevent any more bugs. Then I summon several of my men from the nearest star and have them have their avatars (Energy in physical form commanded by one of my men. Don't try stealing them. They dissipate if their master releases them willingly but go on a wild rampage to destroy the one who killed or forced their master to release them unwillingly their master is is killed or forced to release them unwillingly, which is unlikely seeing as the reflecton shields bounce back any harm done to those inside back upon the one who inflicted it in the first place) encircle Kivatti's base with no stated defenses and prevent any form of escape. I then warp myself into Kivatti's base and hit Kivatti with a blight similar to the one Zack has but burns on the outside as well as the soul as punishment. However, like Zack's, the Fyer cannot be extinguished by any means and can be told to kill you (by me) when necessary. So don't try anything stupid again. >:-) Lord Fyer, the Inquisitor strikes again!!!! Mwahahahaha!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on January 30, 2011, 07:48:41 AM
Exellent work, Inquisitor.

I create a palace-refuge for Fyre, in case everything goes wrong. It's guarded in the same way as my opwn universes, but they let Fyre through. You can't command them, though.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Kaseke on January 30, 2011, 08:14:48 AM
Excuse me, Inquisitor. My universe is a well protected place which makes any form of energy that passes it unable to move. Don't act all like I wasn't prepared for an attack... Or are you thinking that I thought that my very first raid would go throught? No. I am prepared. You cannot attack me with that kind of a thing.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 30, 2011, 08:19:47 AM
Uh Kivatti, where in your posts do you have your own universe? Which one? 'Cause I don't see it.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Kaseke on January 30, 2011, 08:32:21 AM
The "second" one o.O Althought I didn't explain it that well at that time. And of course I have my own universe. Always had. I'm a newcomer, but that doesen't mean I can't play this game. Sorry ;)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 30, 2011, 08:39:08 AM
I didn't see any form of universe. Unless you mean this:
I take out a vacoom cleaner and "clean" up the hill. Then I take the hill and move it into a tree. After all this I make a theme park on it, which is named "Dead Cow Zoo"(c).
And that doesn't cover a universe. But fine. I'll play by your rules just this once. I decide that a Kivatti only universe is a very bad place and amend the natural laws governing that universe from the outside until anyone can enter (I'm powerful enough that universal laws don't hinder me at all). Then I repeat the process from the following quote.

Wanting to stretch out my muscles and ("Oh my gosh! What the fudge! How did you get that much power!?!?!") powers, I pick up and crush Kivatti's atom duplicator thingy from the safety of the castle (that's how good I am). I then have the five torches that burn with Fyer instead of normal fire release the Fyer that they contain and form a perfect sphere around the castle, to prevent any more bugs. Then I summon several of my men from the nearest star and have them have their avatars (Energy in physical form commanded by one of my men. Don't try stealing them. They dissipate if their master releases them willingly but go on a wild rampage to destroy the one who killed or forced their master to release them unwillingly their master is is killed or forced to release them unwillingly, which is unlikely seeing as the reflecton shields bounce back any harm done to those inside back upon the one who inflicted it in the first place) encircle Kivatti's base with no stated defenses and prevent any form of escape. I then warp myself into Kivatti's base and hit Kivatti with a blight similar to the one Zack has but burns on the outside as well as the soul as punishment. However, like Zack's, the Fyer cannot be extinguished by any means and can be told to kill you (by me) when necessary. So don't try anything stupid again. >:-) Lord Fyer, the Inquisitor strikes again!!!! Mwahahahaha!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Kaseke on January 30, 2011, 08:44:12 AM
Quote
It's hard to break into another universe, even thought being able to teleport, so they actually stayed where they were for 2 minutes and started to kill your soldiers.

I meant that. And I said... no kind of energy can break in. You know... mass is energy, movement is energy, everything is actually energy. You cannot enter even with your power.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 30, 2011, 08:52:25 AM
Who ever said it broke in? Not me. I just said that my power altered the laws governing your universe. I'm also skillful enough that I didn't use any energy from the outside. I influenced the energy that was already inside and used it to alter your universe.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Kaseke on January 30, 2011, 09:38:41 AM
And what if I say you're not powerful enought?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 30, 2011, 10:36:24 AM
You'd be making a hopeless hope. I have te power to completely DEVESTATE your measly little universe. Steelfist is even more powerful. So I think I can alter universal laws.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on January 30, 2011, 01:16:35 PM
Kivatti, maybe you've been away to long. We've been building power for quite some time.

And, in case you don't know, it really isn't that hard to break through to another universe in this thread.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on January 30, 2011, 02:09:14 PM
Sorry if I'm late to the party, but, as you may or may not know, Tier 1 (http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/Technological_Achievement_Tiers) races have excellent SlipSpace navigation, meaning we can accurately travel between galaxies within minutes, meaning we can get to your universe within hours. Also, because you are proving a bit stubborn in just assimilating into the Steel Empire, we bombard your universe with the Steel Virus before sending our men down to crush your little resistance, we are now waiting outside whatever point you are stationed at, and we will wait for a month, so you will die very certainly unless you join us.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on January 30, 2011, 03:48:13 PM
Good work.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 30, 2011, 03:50:37 PM
I thought it was my job to keep the balance of power in our favor?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on January 30, 2011, 03:53:15 PM
Initiative is always good. If you wish Duskling to desist, you can order him to do so.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 30, 2011, 04:12:24 PM
Alright Duskie. Unless I don't get to it within twelve hours of the hill's stealing or balance of power beig shifted, stand down.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on January 30, 2011, 05:48:29 PM
I don't understand, should I or shouldn't I cease fire?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 30, 2011, 05:52:48 PM
Don't do anything unless I don't get a chance to handle the problem within twelve hours. That's all it means.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on January 30, 2011, 06:21:31 PM
Yes, Lord Fyer the Inquisitor.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on February 01, 2011, 02:43:31 PM
As you failed to promptly report on the status of your defenses, skills, weaponry, and defenders, I claim your Hill, Steel Empire. You have 24 hours to vacate the premises.

Before launching an offensive on me, please list your defenses. I have the same right to attack you when you have no Hill as you did when I had no Hill. List your defenses, or any move against me will be null and void. If you fail to cooperate with the proper procedure within 10 posts, I may declare myself a neutral power, meaning any move against me is also null and void.

Proceed.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on February 01, 2011, 03:06:07 PM
Due to Ducky's made up rules (and the fact he's ignoring the fact that he was vaporized) I simply boot his non-existent self off the hill. And we did list defenses. You just chose to ignore them. Have a nice day!

Signed
-Lord Fyer, the Inquisitor
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on February 01, 2011, 10:08:51 PM
Were I Lord Steel, I'd be running out of patience with you, duck, assimilate or die!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on February 01, 2011, 10:10:35 PM
He died a loooooong time ago. I vaporized him pretty much right after he launched the initial attack (If you can call it that).
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on February 01, 2011, 10:14:18 PM
Pardon my lack of clearness, Lord Fyer the Inquisitor, what I mean to say was, "Were I Lord Steel, I would be running out of patience with your persistence, despite death, duck, assimilate or die!"
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on February 01, 2011, 10:28:28 PM
Heh heh. Now you are correct. :3
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on February 02, 2011, 09:38:51 AM
As I have perfected the art of torturing souls, there are far worse fates than death if you seek to challenge the Steel Empire.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on February 02, 2011, 09:46:02 AM
Ducky, he's being serious. I can torture a soul. If I can, he certainly can with the utmost cruelty.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on February 02, 2011, 10:29:14 AM
'Ducky', all our defenses have been listed. We do not intend to do so again. If you wish to launch an attack, please find it. If you cannot be bothered, don't.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Idozen Cair on February 03, 2011, 08:54:10 AM
The Faceless Ones come from their dimension and use their godly powers to ultimately rip apart the whole universe killing everyone including Lord Fyer the blah blah.... Duskling and Steelfist himself. The Faceless Ones destroy the Steel Empire, vaporizing the Hill in the proccess, then they go back to their dimension and using the vapour from the Hill, transforms the Hill into something abstract. Therefore, no one can own the Hill. Not even the Faceless Ones themselves.

Don't even think of killing the Faceless Ones beacuse the Scepture of Ancients is the only thing one can use to kill a Faceless One and all the resources are gone. The Faceless Ones destroy all the other universes, dimensions worlds and the-like, leaving only their own intact. They then use their godly powers to forbid anyone, thing, being, creature, machine.... to create any more universes, dimensions worlds and the-like again.

Note: There's nothing in the dimension of the Faceless Ones, and everyone else is dead.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on February 03, 2011, 08:58:17 AM
Thanks to The Grotesquery's ultimate godmod, I hereby reset the game and return the standings to the way they once were, minus the dimension of the faceless ones. Our hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Idozen Cair on February 03, 2011, 09:00:35 AM
Thanks to The Grotesquery's ultimate godmod, I hereby reset the game and return the standings to the way they once were, minus the demension of the faceless ones.
You didn't start this thread, so you have no power to reset the whole thing. Your action is null and void.

Note: If everyone resets the sitiuation when it does not fit them, then what would be the fun in playing this game?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on February 03, 2011, 09:02:22 AM
Ah. But that's where you're wrong. The person who started the thread doesn't need to be the one to reset it.  Provided there's reasonable cause that is.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on February 03, 2011, 09:19:21 AM
I create several dark crystals and form them into a sword, with a steel hilt. I use this to destroy them in combat, while using my (incredible) powers to prevent them from simply destroying me. I've got a new toy!

Faceless ones are dead, reset or otherwise.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Kaseke on February 03, 2011, 09:21:38 AM
well you know... The game practically is dead since you overpower anything. All the attempts you make to get the hill, do nothing, hence, we shall reset the game, and no empires can be built, no godlike powers used, and a perfect defence cannot be built. I now pronounce the steel empire non-excisting.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on February 03, 2011, 09:22:50 AM
There are ways. We just get the hill back. And you mis-spelled "existing". So your reset is null on account of bad grammar.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on February 03, 2011, 09:31:08 AM
I consent to the discorporation of the Steel Empire, though I hasten to add that you do not have the authority to do so.

Let the records show that the Steel Empire is victorious! And the end of it was not through defeat, but in sacrifice to the thread!

I reform my universes and sword, offer alliance to Fyre and recreate my steel knights. Same defenses. I gift Kivatti with the Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on February 03, 2011, 09:42:01 AM
Accepted. Though I mold my steel sphere into a humanoid shape and craft a steel staff to help redirect my power. And it looks structurally similar to this.

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Grotesquery, don't you get it? The only thing that you can do while not being Mopman is reset the game with probable cause.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on February 03, 2011, 09:43:48 AM
Can't you get it? This game cannot continue if there's no conflict, and conflicts can't be made if there are empires and god powers. No. Empires and godlike powers and perfect defences are banned. There's no wrong spelling nor wrong grammar here, Fyer. Also, according to your theory, I don't have to be Mopman to add new rules.  >:(

Please try to read the most recent post. And there is no such thing as a perfect defence, and the point of KotH is to get as close to that as you can.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Kaseke on February 03, 2011, 09:45:58 AM
I think the point of KotH is to have fun...
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on February 03, 2011, 09:47:51 AM
Disintergrating Kivatti, I claim the Hill and set a Steel Knight to guarding it. Having fun?

Our Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on February 03, 2011, 09:49:55 AM
Your new topic is blatant flaming. Please delete.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on February 03, 2011, 09:50:25 AM
Grotesquery, if you want KOTH without empires, create a flash game about it. Not a new thread.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on February 03, 2011, 09:55:28 AM
I believe you have not read recent posts. Now brush up on the going ons and rethink your argument.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Idozen Cair on February 03, 2011, 10:30:53 AM
Let me state again:

1. No empires are allowed. Nor a couple of people teaming up on people every time things go bad on them.
2. No godly powers are allowed.

Finally, I present my utmost apologies to the the members of the the ex-Steel Empire. I also apologize to the forum for my blatant flaming.

All right. I build a Fire Gate turrets and melt your knight, Steelfist. The Hill is also burned and it is very hot and black now.
My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on February 03, 2011, 10:32:14 AM
May I ask what power gave you right to amend/make new rules?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on February 03, 2011, 10:35:07 AM
He has none.

Alliances are not against the rules, and wouldn't you say 100 fire gate turrets are pretty godly?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on February 03, 2011, 10:36:29 AM
Anyway, I don't have godly powers. Just godly power. There's a difference. And alliances have always been a part of KOTH.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Idozen Cair on February 03, 2011, 10:41:38 AM
There's no fooling around with grammar or spelling, Fyer. Also, Steelfist, if you're so hard about my rule about banning alliances, then why did you disband the Steel Empire?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on February 03, 2011, 10:43:45 AM
Because he knew that if he didn't you wouldn't stop whining about how unfair the Empire is. But apparently that didn't work. And I'm not playing around with grammar. I have magical powers backed by godly power. Not godly powers.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Kaseke on February 03, 2011, 10:46:41 AM
Well then I guess I can get magical powers backed by godly power too. I use my power and kill you all in one bang, and also destroy the hill, since it doesen't have a meaning anymore.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on February 03, 2011, 10:47:58 AM
I'm sorry, you can't get to me. I'm in hiding behind my influence proof shield. And my power orbs grow every passing moment. Where's your power from? Positive thinking?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Idozen Cair on February 03, 2011, 10:54:19 AM
Stop your word playing, Fyer. Godly power(s) are godly power(s), whether they are backing something else, or something else is backing it up (whatever it is).
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on February 03, 2011, 10:56:28 AM
I'm not. I just have supreme, greater than thou, power behind my magic. I vaporize the Grotesquery. Then I create a new hill and lock it behind a influence proof shield that keeps everything but me and mine out.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on February 03, 2011, 11:23:58 AM
Hmmn. It seems that, due partly to the grotesquery, KotH will go out with a whimper rather than a bang.

If you can't play without being confrontational, don't play.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Idozen Cair on February 03, 2011, 11:35:59 AM
Bah! But alas, Fyer, you forgot that although I'm vapour, I'm inside your shield. I quickly solidfy myself, assassinate you and destroy your shield. I wear radioactive-proof clothes and use nuclear weapons to bomb up the whole hill and then I burn the pieces to ash. Then I mix it with water and throw it into my desintegrating machine.
It's still my hill though.

Note: Anyone who attempts to solidfy the Hill and taking it out of the machine will suffer to the radioaction produced by the nuclear weapons I used. It can penetrate any radioactive proof clothing except mine, which is super-glued to my skin.

Has anyone realised the Hill we're fighting for is not even the original one anymore? Fyer made a new one.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on February 03, 2011, 11:40:14 AM
Turning the liquid to gas, I siphon it from the machine and solidify it. Thanks; now I glow in the dark!

Our Hill.

I set up a castle manned with my elite Steel Knights around the Hill. It's shielded with a shield that nothing can penetrate.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Kaseke on February 03, 2011, 11:43:19 AM
I dig underneath your castle, avoiding your shield, and assasinate you, taking the hill with me.
My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Idozen Cair on February 03, 2011, 11:47:08 AM
Turning the liquid to gas, I siphon it from the machine and solidify it. Thanks; now I glow in the dark!

Our Hill.

I set up a castle manned with my elite Steel Knights around the Hill. It's shielded with a shield that nothing can penetrate.
Why are you using 'Our hill'?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Idozen Cair on February 03, 2011, 11:49:01 AM
I dig underneath your castle, avoiding your shield, and assasinate you, taking the hill with me.
My hill.
Since Kivatti has no defences, I kill him and burn the whole hill to ashes!

My hill .... ashes I mean.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on February 03, 2011, 12:21:26 PM
Due to the Grotesquery's failure to properly penetrate my influence proof shield, it's still really Syeelfist and I's hill. Why? Because it doesn't let anything through other than me and mine. Steelfist falls under mine, so he can get through. The Grotesquery was not a vapor before I set up the shield and thus could not penetrate it or even be inside it before I erected it. And the reason I created a new hill was because Kivatti destroyed it the previous one. So really,

Our hill!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Kaseke on February 03, 2011, 04:09:37 PM
Phew... just read a 200 page book in 2 hours, wrote an essay about it, made my homework... and it's only 1:05am! I feel like I can do antyhing now! *penetrates throught fyer's shield by using some of his old belongins as a shield for himself and kills everybody inside the shield*
Well well well... I think I just got the hill. Let us burn it to ashes and take it inside my own shield that only I can pass, and no power can penetrate it. Also the shield reaches underground. Any kind of a power will not work inside the shield, or in 2m3 distance around it. Also you can't teleport inside it, or pass it by any other means.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on February 03, 2011, 04:45:04 PM
I'm sorry but your influence, in this case your penetration, are deflected and reflected. It's till our hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on February 03, 2011, 04:59:49 PM
Alright then. I launch the Steel Virus upon the Hill, and any Steel-Controlled territory in the galaxies and universes we have explored so far, the nano-second variant, covering the areas in a cloud of the virus, and, since all members of the Steel Empire have been given an immunity prior to the outbreak, we can be in here without ever lifting a finger to fight anyone off, letting the virus do our work for us. "Ungodly" enough?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on February 04, 2011, 09:03:27 AM
Hmm. I propose reforming the empire, and allowing Kivatti and the Grotesquery to form their own.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on February 04, 2011, 09:23:54 AM
I second that!

P.S. I have no idea what's going on anymore...  :D
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on February 04, 2011, 04:46:02 PM
I also agree, as if they'd stand a chance to fight our empire, but, should they give up, would they be welcome to assimilate into the Steel Empire? Should they?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on February 05, 2011, 07:45:40 AM
WELL BLOODY WELL EXCUSE ME FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO FIND FIVE DIFFERENT POSTS OF DEFFENSES FROM MORE THAN 10 PAGES AGO.

Your godmod tires me.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on February 05, 2011, 10:35:54 PM
I defect from the Steel Empire, and take all of my crafts with me, along with their blueprints and the Imperial Guard, I' am now completely neutral, besides, it doesn't matter if I leave, I was the least useful to the Steel Empire anyway.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on February 05, 2011, 10:41:12 PM
You were useful! You're the only person in the empire intalked to! Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: TheWanderingShadow on February 11, 2011, 11:51:55 PM
I realize that it was probably necessary to set up all of these rules to keep the game going, but don't you think that you guys are taking this stuff a bit too far?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on February 12, 2011, 06:39:14 AM
What rules?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on February 12, 2011, 11:07:09 AM
Yeah!

(Kills TheWanderingShadow)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on February 12, 2011, 11:08:49 AM
Yeah!

*'High fives' Steel Ersatz Man*
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Kaseke on February 12, 2011, 11:24:45 AM
FATALITY

(sorry, just had to :D)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on February 12, 2011, 02:16:47 PM
I'm thinking this game is going to die... very, very soon. :-\
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on February 12, 2011, 02:53:45 PM
Oh, well. It was good while it lasted.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on February 16, 2011, 01:44:17 PM
the fabric of existence suddenly forms into a single point.  this portion of existence has now lost all meaning. 
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on February 18, 2011, 06:26:35 AM
Rainen suddenly jumps in on the topic. Rainen's post loses all meaning.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on February 18, 2011, 04:45:20 PM
Ersatz Man kills Rainen?  :-*
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on February 18, 2011, 05:53:48 PM
With what? You don't exist here. Nothing seems to anymore. Or does it?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Idozen Cair on February 24, 2011, 03:31:27 AM
Using the Faceless One's ultimate power, I destroy the Hill and the history of it. Leaving nothing else. I create a new Hill.
Game restarted!!!
My Hill.
No defenses are put up, and you guys are free to take it.
Note: The Steel Empire, anything else that existed before this post is gone. If you want it, set them up again yourself.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on February 24, 2011, 06:03:31 AM
Umm... I would be okay with this but for one thing... The faceless ones don't exist in response to your last god-mod. So the game is still where it is. And don't try the faceless ones thing again. It gets old.

-Buggy
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Idozen Cair on February 24, 2011, 06:12:35 AM
So you're willing to watch this thread DIE?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Chrono on February 24, 2011, 03:02:16 PM
So you're willing to watch this thread DIE?
It gets old.
Or are you saying that you want to play this forever?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Ertxiem on February 24, 2011, 05:28:56 PM
I go to a party and end up eating a lot.
I lay in a couch getting some rest, as I'm falling asleep I look at my stomach and think: it's My Hill! :P
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on February 26, 2011, 09:02:10 AM
I remove your stomach with a rusty knife, and claim it.

My Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on February 27, 2011, 07:43:45 AM
I vomit in disgust.

You can have the hill...
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on February 27, 2011, 05:31:50 PM
I use the vomit to de-rust-ify the blade in time to save Ert with a minor spacetime paradox, not to mention the assumption that vomit removes rust. Ert lives, and with the help of a  :-* and a  :-\, I take the Hill back.

Guarded with Petronius the Arbiter.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on February 28, 2011, 02:50:04 AM
I use the ignorance of any power he possesses to negate it. Betcha didn't know that was possible, did you? Well, if you don't know something is impossible, it might not be.

My Hill, guarded by a Fallout: New Vegas NCR Elite Ranger Squad.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Idozen Cair on February 28, 2011, 04:03:52 AM
Kaboom! I nuke your ranger into pieces and take the hill. I shrink the hill, put it in a bottle and keep it to myself.
My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on February 28, 2011, 05:07:07 AM
As you only nuked one ranger, you are killed as you attempt to take the hill by the other rangers.

My Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on February 28, 2011, 02:35:54 PM
Seeing as you only said there was "a" ranger, your previous post is null and void.

Idozen Cair's hill!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Ertxiem on February 28, 2011, 03:47:13 PM
Actually, Steelfist said it was a squad of rangers... but that's a mere technicality.

The real problem is the following: how could Duckling saved me and kept me living if I'm a dead cow! Furthermore, if you remove my stomach, it's still my stomach, so, it's still

My Hill!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Idozen Cair on March 01, 2011, 01:51:15 AM
I sign the approval to own your stomach without you knowing.

My HILL!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on March 01, 2011, 11:18:25 AM
I drown Ert in holy water, burn him on a cross then placed his ashes inside a silver urn. That should slow down the dead cow, even if it doesn't re-dead him.

I crush Idozen Cair's skull with a black-iron mace while he sleeps.

I point out that a ranger squad is not a single ranger to Bugfartboy, and that he should read things carefully. And then I kill him with the black-iron mace, which I am coming to like for it's versatility and sheer SKULL CRUSHING POWER, not to mention it's looks.

I then, having destroyed Ert's stomach along with him, build a small Hill out of clay, and claim it. My Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Ertxiem on March 01, 2011, 03:53:28 PM
It rains. The urn falls down and the rain takes my ashes elsewhere. Coincidently, the clay is dissolved with the rain and it goes to the same place. After the rain stops and the sun starts to shine, the dried clay mixed up with my ashes make:
My hill!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Deagonx on March 01, 2011, 03:55:58 PM
It rains again, liquidizing your hill, you fall into the liquid, it stops raining. You are trapped in..
MY HILL
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Ertxiem on March 01, 2011, 04:00:05 PM
Well... I was already in ashes and I was mixed with clay, so, technically, the hill and me are one entity. Hence, I am one with the hill. Or, in other words:
My Hill!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on March 02, 2011, 09:08:52 AM
I bake the Hill, then place it in a chest and smash it. I lock the chest, place it in a sealed unbreakable, totally heat resistant crate, then place it in the heart of a star via teleportation.

I build another hill out of clay, which I also place in an unbreakable, totally heat resistant crate. I claim it, and place this also in the heart of a (Different) star, and set an alien race to guarding the entire galaxy it's in, after exterminating all other life.

To be safe, I also crush Deagonx's skull with my trusty mace.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on March 05, 2011, 12:17:13 PM
I remember that the real Hill is over in Scotland. ROAD TRIP!

See you next post, on Hills on Wheels, live at 0900 GMT! (It rhymes if you have a particular type of Welsh accent. Otherwise, it doesn't. Sorry.)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Deagonx on March 07, 2011, 02:34:16 PM
As duckling was driving to scotland he fell into the ocean. Forgetting that the old hill was not on the same contienent.
I take a plane. My hill
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zackirus on March 07, 2011, 03:35:27 PM
As a mass of living maple syrup, unloyal to the disbanded steel empire, no piece of Fyer in my soul anymore, Canada all fixed up, and robotic suit rebuilt and functioning, I decide to plan my revenge on the world. Here are the Abilities of My Amour (Protects The Maple Syrup Me) and Gear (Makes The Holographic Me Look Cool) and Mounties (My Servants) and My Lair (Where I Live).

Armour:

- Night Vision/Thermal Eyes/X-Ray Vision/Ultraviolet Sensors (For eyes)
- A Respiratory System, that gives me oxygen (never runs out)
- A voice box that can change my voice (preset: my voice) includes Translator
- Gravity Boots (allows me to walk up walls and float)
- A Jet Pack (with infinite fuel) coupled with a Set of Wings
- A Shield System (defects mostly everything)
- A Hologram system (Allows me to change how I look [preset:old human body]) and a Cloaking Device (Cannot be detected by thermals)
- A In-Tangible System (Walk Through Most Objects/Shields)
- Auto Healing of Armour, Gear, and Myself
- A Screen that shows all the vital information
- A Time Machine and Dimensional Transporter and Teleporter
- A System that allows me to pick up to 20,000 pounds
- A Communications system (Almost Un-hackable)
- A Source of Food (Infinite)
- Space and Water Equiped
- A Infinite Power Source

Gear:

- Canadian Hockey Uniform (Un-Penetrable and is able to morph into anything else and make me become cloaked/intangible [hides everything else aswell])
- A Goalies Mask (That Never Breaks, Provides optical information about everything and works a gas mask)
- Hockey Gloves that can increase my Strength allowing me to dig quickly and pick up heavy stuff (up to: 10,000 Kg)
- A Cape (Canadian Flag)
- Skates that can change their from (preset: Skates) (Ability to walk up walls and float)
- A Hockey Stick (Wood, Can't break, and cuts through most substances)
- Hockey Pucks, Different Types: (Explosive, Fire, etc.)
- A Lacrosse Stick (Can't Break, cuts through most substances)
- Lacrosse Balls, Different Types: (Sleep Gas, Smoke, Sticky, Flash, Freeze, etc.)
- A Paddle (Can't Break, cuts through most substances) Can shoot different Materials (Snow, Ice, Water, Maple Syrup, etc.)
- A Backpack that releases Robotic Beavers under my control that can eat through mostly everything (Backpack also plays the Canadian Anthem)
- The Backpack that is a Jetpack and a set of wings
- The Backpack can also transform into a robotic Moose (Car, Plane, Sub, Space-Ship, Dimensional Transporter, Time Machine)
- The Blue Nose: Fastest Sail Boat Ever! (Can't be destroyed, Includes Repair Centre, Only I or Robotic Mountie can control, extra defences)
- The Moose can be also be used to attack people (Lazers, Guns, Antlers, Gases, Etc.)

Robotic Mounties: (50 Currently Active, X Number Created)

- Assortment of different Weapons (Guns, Lazers, Gases, etc.)  
- Un-Hackable or Controlled
- Can survive in any environment
- Cannot not be easily destroyed (parts form back together if destroyed)
- Connected to my Un-hackable Commications
- Able to Teleport/Become Intangible/Become Invisible/Change Appearance/Talk in Every Language
- Can Fly and Walk Up Walls, Jetpack and Wings
- Includes Robotic Horse that has same abilities as Moose
- Infinite Power Source
- Look Like Mounties


Canadian Lair:

- Automatic Base Defences (Gas, Guns, Lazers, Oil, etc.)
- Requires DNA from Myself, Robotic Code, (Plus a password) or Myself Opening it to Enter
- Holds X amount of Mounties
- 99% Indestructible
- Can Fly, Teleport, Turn Invisible, Move, go into Space/Water/Underground, Go Through Time/Dimensions
- Can repair my amour and my gear
- Commications Systems are Stored Here
- Includes Lab and Area for Living and Infinite Food/Maple Syrup Supply
- Can Transform in a Giant Robot, with me controlling robotically or manually
- Almost Un-hackable
- Can Change Form
- Giant Computer Stores all Files, Plans, Can Control Most Technologies with It (Extremely Hard to Hack)
- Infinite Power Source
- Currently Located: Canada, Around The Time of The Second Ice Age

Now I sit back in my lair of course, enjoy some maple syrup and start planning my revenge...      
    
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on March 07, 2011, 10:39:06 PM
I return with all of Russia at my side... and make a large and very well protected nation. We have all been educated not to accept any maple syrup or import it, as Canada has corrupted it. We now exist as a nation. That is all.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zackirus on March 08, 2011, 01:41:56 PM
I have no control over Canada, right now. They didn't corrupt the maple syrup of the world, nobody did. However, Since I am living maple syrup have have powers over maple syrup... 
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on March 08, 2011, 04:55:32 PM
I then tell my people that they should not accept any maple syrup imported from anywhere, and any that has made it into Russia be terminated with extreme prejudice. All maple syrup has been destroyed, Russia is safe. At least, for the moment.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on March 08, 2011, 05:36:43 PM
Feeling that we have another demigod on our hands, I release a giant cloud of radiation affected gas upon all of Canada. Unable to take the radiation and lack of oxygen to keep his maplesyrupy self together, Zack solidifies into a crusty chunk of maple syrup. At that point, I, being immune to my own gas, walk in and grind Zack to dust. Then I take that dust and scatter it across the universe until it enters the gravitational fields of many many black holes, which have such strong gravitaional fields, nothing can escape; not even light itself. And all this is possible because the gas shorted out his defenses and the door turned out to be nothing more than a curtain. And just because you HAVE all your gear, doesn't mean you automatically put it on. Meaning that you didn't say you were wearing it. This achieved, I return from whence I came.

I lost track of whose hill it was. Oh well. I really don't want that cursed thing anyway.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zackirus on March 08, 2011, 06:00:11 PM
Good Job Buggy. You Killed Me. The Me in that universe(s). See, In the Multiverse (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multiverse), there are Infinite number of universes. In each of these universes a different set of events happened. For example, in an infinite amount of universes you killed me, however in another infinite amount of universes, you simply spared my life and I lived on a great new life, in my old body. So, because of this, there are an infinite amount of universes which you never took the course of action to prevent me from rising up. So I simply, resume playing from one of the other infinite amount of me's that exist in the multiverse.

Also: You can try to kill me again, but that would simply create another infinite universes where you didn't take that course of action.

Spoiler
It was the only thing I could think of to remain playing the game.
       
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on March 08, 2011, 06:03:12 PM
Unfortunately for you, you must play in this universe, and not any other, because that, I think it's safe to say, qualifies as cheating.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zackirus on March 08, 2011, 06:15:55 PM
Spoiler
I teleport the hill to my own universe (here goes again) which no one but I can enter, and live there happily with my hill.

If this is legal then so should my action, but I will play Fairly

Then, my robots, which were in the present helping out with Canada, long after the second ice age, simply return from their duties, and go to another universe where I was not killed and bring me back to Universe "Alpha" (Our Universe) where I don all of my amour and gear and have it fully operational (I leave the Universe Alpha Robots in the other universe [Universe Beta]). I then get back to my planning of my revenge (All systems on Red Alert and Fix The Curtain) in the second ice age, and send 50 of my (Universe Beta) robots back to help Canada.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on March 08, 2011, 07:55:03 PM
Multiverses merely being hypothetical, you really shouldn't remain. But oh well. I release a highly corrosive cloud of almost liquid gas upon your base, which works by breaking down the structure on the molecular level. This done, I redirect the gas to eat away at your armor, Mounties, and gear. This returns you to a mere puddle of maple syrup. And due to multiverses merely being hypothetical, you have no way to know of them. Thus, you remain as you are and start over. Again.

-Edit
Did I mention that, once more, that I return to whence I came?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zackirus on March 08, 2011, 08:34:02 PM
Can't Blame a Guy For Trying :P

Anyhow, you forgot about the Mounties in Canada who are in the present, so they transport back into time to before I am killed. Then I transport to back into time to before the maple syrup fell on me and thus prevent me from going on my revenge streak, however, I keep my gear/amour/base/mounties (in my basement) and a piece of my old maple syrup body, if I ever need to change back into that form. I then take up former peace loving ways. I crack out the maple syrup and invite anyone to come and join me. 
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on March 08, 2011, 08:42:35 PM
This done, I redirect the gas to eat away at your armor, Mounties, and gear.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zackirus on March 08, 2011, 08:53:57 PM
Yes but I have mounties in both the past and present, he only destroyed the ones in the past (The gas was on my base, not on all of my robots, which weren't at the base)

I release a highly corrosive cloud of almost liquid gas upon your base
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on March 08, 2011, 09:09:20 PM
It is a gas cloud, so it is still over your base, where your robots went, meaning they got corroded as well, your robots, your base, your gear, and you, are no more.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on March 09, 2011, 06:21:22 AM
Yup. He's right. I never said I moved the gas away. :D I guess I win this little debate!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zackirus on March 09, 2011, 09:51:33 AM
and send 50 of my robots back to help Canada.

The gas was on my base in the ice age, however, the present was where 50 of my robots robots were (they were all over canada). So, once they realized that I had been desotryed, the travled back in time to before I was destoryed and saved me. Also: I have given up my evil ways, can't I live in peace!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on March 09, 2011, 10:46:15 AM
No. Wrong choice of punctuation = mandatory termination.

I return myself to my Steel Form, but inside a powered lonsdaleite exoskeleton, which is shielded by my own arcane power. However, the shield is near inexaustable, as my suit amplifies then loops my power, repeatedly amplifiying my power and, by extension, the shield. The shield prevents EVERYTHING from entering, is filled with a poisonous gas, and disables teleportation from the outside, but not from the inside. The suit contains many 'batteries' for my arcane and psychic power and allows me to levitate near constantly without draining my power significantly. It contains an emergency measure -if the suit is critically damaged it will teleport me (Without the suit, which would subsequently self-destruct) to a safehouse that I have devised. I can also choose to teleport to anywhere (With or without the suit). The suit contains weapon systems which allow me to fire arcane energy as a projectile, in whatever form I choose. The suit enhances my strength, is incredibly fast, about four metres tall and two metres wide. Rughly humanoid shape, but charcoal black. It has a cloaking device built in, which allows me to become invisible. Contains multiple blades which slide out for combat use, along with my black iron mace, which has been magically reinforced. Just couldn't abandon it.

I teleport with the suit, to your location, Zack. I take control of your mind, and force you to self destruct the suit. I then Blight the area, draining all life from it and ensuring that you are dead. I crush your Robotic Mounties with relative ease, then place every piece in a prison universe, which is locked for eternity.

Having lost track of the Hill, I create a new one, out of steel. My Hill. Feel free to claim you already had the Hill. I still have my mace.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on March 09, 2011, 02:35:54 PM
and send 50 of my robots back to help Canada.

The gas was on my base in the ice age, however, the present was where 50 of my robots robots were (they were all over canada). So, once they realized that I had been desotryed, the travled back in time to before I was destoryed and saved me. Also: I have given up my evil ways, can't I live in peace!
Zack, your robots ceased to exist due to the fact that the gas ruined everything you had. Thus, your robots can help you.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zackirus on March 09, 2011, 02:45:16 PM
Zack, your robots ceased to exist due to the fact that the gas ruined everything you had. Thus, your robots can't help you.

Yes but you gased my base remember, not all of my robots were at my base.

Anyway it doesn't matter now, I'm dead again...
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on March 09, 2011, 02:47:14 PM
You were in your base. Thus, you didn't create your robots to put in the present. Meaning they couldn't save you.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zackirus on March 09, 2011, 02:51:42 PM
My robots were already in the future (that is the future of the second ice age helping Canada rebuild) and when they realized I was dead, they went back and time (with use of their horses) before I was gased and saved me.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on March 09, 2011, 02:56:46 PM
But how would they find out?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zackirus on March 09, 2011, 03:07:32 PM
My Main Base Computer sensed the problem (due to its sensors) and sent the information to the Mounties in the future so they could react.

I redirect the gas to eat away at your armor, Mounties, and gear.

I don't see the gas destorying my base or its computer.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on March 09, 2011, 03:27:53 PM
Please note that I say I redirected. Not released. It had already eaten away at your base, that being the first thing I released it on.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zackirus on March 09, 2011, 03:33:35 PM
Still, I think that your gas would take some time to completely corrode everything, giving my computer milliseconds to send information to the mounties in the future.

But I don't want to fight anymore, whether you killed me, or Steelfist, I am still dead...
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Ertxiem on March 09, 2011, 04:08:13 PM
Mmmm... you seem to be all under some unrealistic stream of thought (says the dead cow!).

I go near your bed and shout: WAKE UP!
You all wake up of that silly dream with mechanic armours and all that stuff that don't exist.
I walk away and claim: My Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on March 09, 2011, 05:55:25 PM
I butcher the dead cow and make dead meat, which I feed to my hounds. My Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on March 10, 2011, 09:00:59 PM
I claim the Hill.

My Hounds!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on March 10, 2011, 09:07:50 PM
I tell Smithers to release the hounds... which backfires horribly, and I barely escape with my health intact, as they are your hounds.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on March 11, 2011, 10:49:59 AM
I really hate those 'it was a dream' posts.

I can't even be bothered to post.

Thanks a lot, Ert.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Ertxiem on March 11, 2011, 03:55:35 PM
I really hate those 'it was a dream' posts.

I can't even be bothered to post.

Thanks a lot, Ert.

C'mon, it was God-mode all over the place!

The hounds, sitting in the top of the hill, puke all the rotten meat that was once my body and leave, searching for real food.
Since Duskling fled from the dogs, it's just me on top of the hill, still dead, chewed and with puke all over the place.
Nevertheless,
My hill!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on March 11, 2011, 04:36:32 PM
I wake up from this dream, and it turns out into the 'dream' we were having before (Ert posted the 'wake up' thing) is actually reality, and I burn Ert in his sleep.

My Hill, since you're asleep. Not defending it, though.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on March 12, 2011, 11:02:30 PM
I cross-breed the hounds with Maine Coon cats. I get more Maine Coon cats. Go figure.

My Hounds... ! Or cats.... !
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on April 25, 2011, 11:11:27 PM
I smack Demon Duck over the head with a pipe while he was watching his dogs eat, my... Hill, right?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Ertxiem on April 26, 2011, 11:54:35 AM
While the dogs eat your hill (he he he, we can misread, right?), my dead body gets eaten again. Later on, it goes out on the other side (of the dog), together with the hill. So, my hill. :P Disgusting!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Deagonx on April 26, 2011, 07:02:49 PM
I nuke your hill, because of how gross it is.

go to the beach, and make my own hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on April 26, 2011, 07:30:33 PM
I fart in the water and a giant stinkcloud arises and sticks to the hill. You choke and drown yourself in the ocean, attempting to escape the smell. The cloud then becomes tangible and increases in stinkyness each passing second. I bet you all wish you were farting bugboys. We're immune to poison, gas, and most other things.

My (Stinkin) Hill!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on June 16, 2011, 12:30:01 AM
I get a gas mask and take the Hill while Buggy isn't looking.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on June 16, 2011, 08:05:37 AM
I tell a bunch of scientists there's a Duskie bird flying around and take the hill whil Duskie-poo is evading the scientists.

My hill!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on June 17, 2011, 03:51:36 PM
I shoot you (The ol' classics.  :P)

My Hill!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on June 17, 2011, 03:57:57 PM
Seeing that I was shot in the left hand, I guilt you into giving me the hill.

My Hill!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Idozen Cair on June 18, 2011, 12:58:20 AM
I shoot you in the head. You die.

My hill!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on June 18, 2011, 08:38:56 AM
I return in spirit and punish you by smacking you with a live trout. While you run in embarrassment from being smacked with a live fish by a ghost, I grab the hill.

My hill!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on June 18, 2011, 11:21:18 AM
I shoot you in the right hand so you can't hold anything and, therefore, you can't stop me from taking the hill.

My Hill!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on June 18, 2011, 05:29:35 PM
Um. May I point out I am a GHOST? Not to mention a greater ghost. Even if I weren't a greater ghost, your bullet would only do half damage, seeing as I am, at the least, resistant to physical attacks, and at the most, completely immune to physical attacks, such as being shot.

While you attempt to understand the fact I totally burned you, I steal the hill.

My Hill!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on June 18, 2011, 07:21:33 PM
Now, as the resourceful little bird that I am... I don't know, I just hide from the scientists, and sit on the Hill looking all cute until something happens.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Idozen Cair on June 19, 2011, 07:38:41 AM
I call the Ghostbusters. You're banished forever, either as ghost form or as human form.

I take the Hill. Oh yeah I kill Dusky Bird too, and I have him for supper.

My Hill!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on June 19, 2011, 08:18:51 PM
Seeing as I knew that you would kill me and eat me afterward, I had swallowed a large amount of poison. It should be with you momentarily.

Free Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on June 19, 2011, 11:04:40 PM
I claim the hill.

My Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Idozen Cair on June 20, 2011, 01:25:13 AM
Seeing Dusky Bird's post, I take the CORRECT antidote and I live. I shoot Steel Ersatz Man and kill him. I also cast a spell on him, preventing him to come back as a ghost. I reclaim the Hill.

My Hill!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on June 20, 2011, 11:06:50 AM
Seeing as how Idozen Cair has been partially ruling the thread, I pull a page from his book.
Using the Faceless One's ultimate power, I destroy the Hill and the history of it. Leaving nothing else. I create a new Hill.
This is done by joining spirits with the Duskie Bird and Steel Ersatz Man so that we can over-power Idozen Cair's "spell".

Alliance, Duskie and Ersatz?

Our Hill!!! I guard it with creepers (http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Creeper) and hide several zombie (http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Zombie), skeleton (http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Skeleton), and spider (http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Spider) spawners (http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Spawner) around it to guard it.

Oh. I also replace the hill with bedrock (http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Bedrock) so it can't be moved.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on June 20, 2011, 01:28:56 PM
I guess I'll ally, seeing as how I can't do much else in my current state... except one thing.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on June 21, 2011, 08:23:19 AM
PM me your plans so we can conspire against our enemies.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Idozen Cair on June 22, 2011, 02:14:10 AM
Seeing as how Idozen Cair has been partially ruling the thread, I pull a page from his book.
Using the Faceless One's ultimate power, I destroy the Hill and the history of it. Leaving nothing else. I create a new Hill.
This is done by joining spirits with the Duskie Bird and Steel Ersatz Man so that we can over-power Idozen Cair's "spell".

Alliance, Duskie and Ersatz?

Our Hill!!! I guard it with creepers (http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Creeper) and hide several zombie (http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Zombie), skeleton (http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Skeleton), and spider (http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Spider) spawners (http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Spawner) around it to guard it.

Oh. I also replace the hill with bedrock (http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Bedrock) so it can't be moved.
Uh, isn't that outdated?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on June 22, 2011, 06:46:14 AM
In your attempt to confuse me, I smack you with THREE live trouts and then make you eat them. Just as an incentive.

Still our hill!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Cypher on June 22, 2011, 09:43:55 AM
I download MCedit then use it to make your bedrock disappear into thin air, along with all your precious mob spawners. I rebuild the hill out of dirt (for those of you who don't play Minecraft, that means earth). Being a multiplayer server which I hacked and am therefore an Admin, I spawn diamond armor, a diamond sword and a bow with lots of arrows (along with some stackable golden apples for my health), and decimate all remaining monsters. I then use a mod to reset your spawn underground, in a  hollow bedrock cube which I created. I then use the /kill command to get rid of all of you, and you remain trapped. In case any of you are ops, I use the /deop command to strip you of your powers. After that, I bulid a magnificent bedrock castle on top.

My hill. :P
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on June 22, 2011, 10:35:13 AM
I be a ghost along with SEM (Steel Ersatz Man), so we escape the server, and come back a week later with a hack that allows us to boot the admin (you), and we then assume command of the server, and free Buggy by /killing him after resetting his spawn point above ground.

Our Hill and castle. :P
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Cypher on June 22, 2011, 10:37:46 AM
It happens to be that by boot, you just kick me from the server. I come back, kick ALL of you from it, and then ban you all. And be warned, my castle is no ordinary castle ;).
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on June 22, 2011, 12:43:01 PM
Ah ha! But I can't be contained. Want to know what I did on the hill before you trapped me? I placed a /home on it. So I can spawn into safety and warp my way back to the hill whenever I please. I then wrestle back control of the server from you via hacking and set up a blacklist. I then put this user (http://sinisterdesign.net/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=171) on it. I then add multiple anti griefing plugins including, but not limited to, Permissions and MCban. As I am now admin again, I change the server IP to something completely different than what it was, and inform Steel Ersatz Man and Duskling of the new IP address. I then remake the hill into one of sandstone and place it in the center of a massive underground city protected in all directions by bedrock and turn off all mob spawning inside the giant box. I then make sure that the only way in is by being teleported by the Admin or an Op. Speaking of which, I Op Duskie and Ersatz Man. Then I spawn in the materials for a farm, and a man made industrial forest. I then also give myself some lava tiles and water tiles and create a cobblestone generator. Oh! And I illuminate the entire place using strategically placed glowstone and lit netherrack. I then remove your castle from the hill and decorate the hill with carefully placed colorful wool and redstone torches. I then wire the entire place with hidden redstone so that the way the vital points (The Farms, The Forest, The Cobblestone Generator, and The Hill) can only be accessed by inputting an unmarked combination of pressed buttons from inside the hill.

Our Hill!!!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Cypher on June 22, 2011, 09:57:38 PM
I remotely hack Mojang, and from there I get rid of your blacklist and change the IP to one I know. I make myself an Admin, kick you all, ban you all. I remove any commands that you entered (including, but not limited to, /home). I get rid of your precious plugins, and use MCedit to restore the hill and my castle to it's original status, and then I ghost lying in wait for you. (Whatever that may mean...)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on June 22, 2011, 11:28:00 PM
Sadly, Mojang realizes your hacking, and returns all things to the way they were, including my rightful ownership of the hill and server. Sorry! Bye bye!

My /Hill!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Idozen Cair on June 23, 2011, 02:50:26 AM
I blast every software open with my shotgun, and you guys, existing as programs in a computer, die. Since you guys existed in a software and died in a software, you can't come back as a physical ghost.

I take the Hill.

My Hill!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Cypher on June 23, 2011, 08:04:35 AM
Unfortunately, you fail to realize that you only killed our avatars, not us. Since you destroyed the server software and, although you own the hill, the server which the hill is in is left unowned, so I take possesion of it. Then I hack your PC, discover your location, and blast you open with my shotgun.

My Hill!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Cypher on June 26, 2011, 12:40:42 PM
Challenge me, my Hill unworthy rivals!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on June 26, 2011, 01:24:57 PM
Mojang decides that Minecraft is too popular and puts a program deleting virus in TE next update to destroy minecraft. I then rebuild the hill in the real world, buried so far underground that only my partners and I could ever hope to find it.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on June 26, 2011, 08:48:47 PM
i awaken from my deep slumber, only to find that some %&#@*&% build a $*^&!($ hill in my ^&#$ cave.  I get conker the squirrel to come over and blast your bloody %#*%$ to hell.  which happens to be a mile down.  now you're all stuck inside of hell quest again.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Cypher on June 27, 2011, 10:42:43 AM
Having planted a tracking device on buggy, I find my way into the underground cave with the hill, push rainen into a rocket that leads to the moon, that i had secretly built, and the hill is mine again. See ya rainen!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on June 27, 2011, 09:47:56 PM
However, I had secretly had a hand in the making of that particular rocket, and remote guide it back to earth. I then call upon the combined powers of Herobrine and Notch to put the hill back in Minecraft, and they both guard it for me.

Our hill!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on June 28, 2011, 06:25:26 AM
I remove the 'Hill' file from minecraft and place it in the 'Ultimate Defense' folder. I hide the folder and password lock it. Then I delete minecraft.

My Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Cypher on June 28, 2011, 12:19:39 PM
Since Mojang traced where minecraft was deleted, your location was discovered. I hop on the nearest plane, and off I go! When I stealthily arrive at your home, I knock you out with 3-Quinuclidinyl benzilate. When you wake back up, I torture you until you show me the folder and unlock it. I then rename it to Cypher's Ultimate Defense, lock and hide it, then delete it.

My hill!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on June 28, 2011, 05:06:27 PM
Guess what. That only moved it to the recycle bin. I use your most recent IP address used to to access the forums and back track it to your computer. Then I hack your computer and use it to find where you went. Then I free Steelfist, access his recycle bin, restore the file, rename it to "Bugfartboy's best hill ever", put it in the recycle bin, and then destroy the harddrive that the folder is on.

My hill!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Idozen Cair on June 29, 2011, 03:56:55 AM
I just blast everyone open, avatar or real life or what not with my shotgun. All of you die. I take the Hill in real life, and I destroy every software or program there is in the whole universe.

My Hill!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on June 29, 2011, 06:56:11 AM
The hill was destroyed. And right now it's under my guard. You'd have to get ahold of the hill in the destroyed folder on the destroyed hard-drive, get the hill out of the folder, and then take it. So, in other words...

My Alliance's Hill!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on June 29, 2011, 09:57:45 PM
I slip you an undelete pill during brunch on Tuesday. Go play World of Goo, and don't kill me for no good reason. I didn't even take the Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on June 29, 2011, 10:00:05 PM
i walk in, look like i'm about to say something, change my mind, and walk out.  my hill
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on June 30, 2011, 01:16:34 AM
As the sun set behind the hills, rainen seemed to say... that the Hill was his!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on July 19, 2011, 01:29:08 PM
I swear at Rainen, and in the shocked inactivity it causes I run away with the Hill/Hard drive.

I nullify all previous alliances, offer an alliance to Mackirus, and 'offer' an alliance to Steel Ersatz Man - for old times sake.

I then equip myself with my trusy black iron mace, restore myself to 'Steel-Form' and magically link myself to my awesome Mace, which becomes Black Steel. I proceed to request that the Wilds (Including Auraya) guard it for me, and also coerce the Servants of the Gods and the White to help. I then form myself a Steel Veez as a pet, and hunt down Cypher. Torture me, huh - I capture you, then ask Razim to perform his experiments on you. He wrecks first your mind, then your body. You die in agony, a broken, gibbering wreck, with my mace buried in your skull. Moral of the story, Cypher - torturing me often comes back to haunt you.

I proceed to leave the defenders to defend, and seclude myself in a remote area of the world and train magically and physically, tracking down the masters of disciplines in order to learn from them.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on July 19, 2011, 05:53:14 PM
Nullify how?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on July 20, 2011, 05:21:46 AM
Nullify - Break-off, end, invalidate, renege on and generally cancel all my alliances.

At first I considered this to be a stupid question, but it occurs to me you might have thought it meant I nullified ALL the KotH alliances, not just my own. Sorry for any confusion.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on July 20, 2011, 10:59:23 AM
At first I considered this to be a stupid question, but it occurs to me you might have thought it meant I nullified ALL the KotH alliances, not just my own. Sorry for any confusion.
There we go, thanks for clearing that up.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on September 17, 2011, 04:03:33 PM
I don't want to see this topic die - it's been around too long for that!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Ertxiem on September 17, 2011, 06:55:08 PM
Too late. Topic locked. Lol. Just kidding.
My hill, just because you forgot to claim it! :)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on September 18, 2011, 06:05:23 AM
I claim it, as it is still in my possession. My Hill. And I restore the previously mentioned defenses. BTW: It's still in hard drive form.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Idozen Cair on September 20, 2011, 01:50:28 AM
I break the hard drive, thus killing you. I claim the Hill, and set up burning Netherrack all around my Hill for defence.

My Hill!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on September 20, 2011, 09:15:21 AM
How do you:

1. Reach it.

2. Kill me by breaking it.

My Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on September 20, 2011, 04:03:24 PM
Basically, I delete all posts labeled "Steelfist." For some reason, everyone seems to spend a bit of time attacking a fortress in a parallel universe that doesn't exist. If you still see them, it's just the hallucinogenic cats you petted five hours ago kicking in.

My Hill, taken from Ert with a cattle prod of death.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on September 24, 2011, 03:25:35 AM
I change my name slightly to validate this post, along with all previous, and proceed to delete your account and ban you, as well as blocking your IP. Any further posts will be invalid, as will any edits, as you would be violating your ban.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on September 25, 2011, 02:53:21 PM
It's a good thing that I know how to change my I.P. address! And I can reconstruct an account very quickly. Sadly, I have to wrest the Hill from my former self.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Ertxiem on September 25, 2011, 04:16:22 PM
Ah! I disguise myself as a electric company employee and pretend that I have to do some maintenance. Instead, I just turn off the power, and take the opportunity to cut the internet cables (so, even if you were running a laptop with some batteries, it's bye bye internet). Unfortunately, the sudden cut of power created some errors in the hard-drives of your computers and, for now on, their only use is as paperweights. Ooops. Sorry about that.

I walk away and use a whistle to make a "duck call". Not being able to resist his curiosity, Duckling goes down the hill to see what's that sound. I quickly climb the hill from the other side and claim: my hill!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on September 25, 2011, 07:11:36 PM
I tip the dead cow. My hill! (I hope your corpse didn't sustain too much damage)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on September 26, 2011, 11:21:29 AM
I crush you with my mace. Job done. I claim the Hill (My Hill) and offer an alliance with the dead cow.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Ertxiem on September 26, 2011, 03:04:29 PM
I say:
Oooo! *I blush.* Are you offering me an alliance ring? I have no words.

You look puzzled. I take the opportunity to rear kick you in the bottom and you fly away downhill. Ooops. Sorry about that. My hill.

(I'm a mean dead cow. I wonder what the revenge will be. :P )

Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on September 26, 2011, 08:05:28 PM
Tipping the cow worked well enough last time. *push*
My hill.
And now, I'm wearing a bit of armor with mace-stoppage power.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on September 27, 2011, 08:22:48 AM
You forget the mace is both made of steel and wielded by a person with muscles literally made of steel.

So, y'know, I just do it again, despite the armor.

My Hill. I also modify my mace - it now has diamond tipped spikes.

Incidentally, I have released my steel veez with orders to track down the dead cow - who can't go far, as it is nursing a broken foot from kicking solid steel. It does so, I then capture and imprison the dead cow it a magically reinforced steel box, and then seal it for eternity and bury it on Yuggoth. Have fun.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on September 27, 2011, 12:24:44 PM
I, once again join the steel alliance. So, that way, I at least have SOME control over the hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zackirus on September 27, 2011, 04:52:04 PM
I walk up behind Steelfist and pour a vat of boiling magma on him. It is so hot that it melts his steel form into its base components, iron and carbon. Once you are completely separated, I take some AuNo3 and combine it with your iron creating Fe(No3)3 (and I get some gold too!). I then then seal you (Fe(No3)3Fist) in some platinum casing and send it into a black hole. I then take your carbon and combine with another carbon, one oxygen, and 6 hydrogens to create Ethanol (C2H6O), and then take my alcohol and give it to some random hobo, and then send the hobo into the another blackhole. What know Fe(No3)3/C2H6OFist?

As for Erstaz man, I simply tell him that I started up the RTD again, he rushes to his computer and I take the hill back to Canada. Where I don't guard it at all, and enjoy some maple syrup. Anyone wanna join, stop the fight, and have a collective ownership of the hill?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Ertxiem on September 27, 2011, 05:17:16 PM
I make an anonymous telephone call to the police that you stole some nobelium (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nobelium) (No) and I present a printed version of your post as evidence. You get arrested. I take the opportunity to tell the police that you think you took a hill to Canada. Obviously, they think you're crazy. It will take a while for you to get rid from jail and/or from a mental institution.

After that, I calmly climb the hill and claim: My hill.
While I'm on top, I try not to fall asleep so that I can resist being tipped downhill. :P One of the things I think about, while I'm awake and nursing my broken foot, is how on Earth did that weird chemical reaction worked with Nobelium instead of Gold Nitrate (AuNO3).

In case you're wondering how did I got out of my magically reinforced steel box that was sent to Yuggoth, it's quite simple. Steelfist just forgot to put the correct stamp on it. So, inside the post office, they decided to open the box to check its contents. The customs at Yuggoth refused to receive a dead cow and I was sent back to Earth. Since I wasn't claimed by Steelfist they threw the (already) open box away. When nobody was looking, I simply went away.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zackirus on September 27, 2011, 05:38:18 PM
Thankfully, due to Canada's Medical System and Legal system, I get an appeal and successfully win. After a few days at the medical ward, I am released soon after. I track down and you and the hill and bring you back alive, through uses of black magic. I then precede to drown you in maple syrup, killing you once again. I then take your dead body and throw it into a meat grinder. I then make hamburgers and proceed to feed several families in a multiple of countries. I then poison them and cremate them. I take the ashes and spread them across a different universe. Satisfied. I take the hill back to Canada, and make a claim for it.

Now. My Hill.

Also: Stupid Phone, autocorrecting my sentences '-_-
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Idozen Cair on September 28, 2011, 02:36:14 AM
I go to your hill, then use an M9 to shoot you in the head, killing you. I burn your body into ashes then dispose of it. I claim the Hill that is still in Canada, and I set up burning Netherrack all around the Hill for defense.

My Hill!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on September 28, 2011, 08:20:29 AM
I, with some difficulty, shift my consciousness from my body into purely spiritual form, and escape the black hole. I return to earth, and create myself a new Steel body out of pure magical energy. As it is magical, the bonds between the elements (Iron and Carbon) Are unbreakable save by magical means. And to break them, you would have to pit your power against mine directly. I restore myself to my former glory - Mace and all. I then teleport my veez inside the Netherrack-free area, and it kills you. I claim the Hill (My Hill) and then relocate myself and my veez to a shielded planetoid, leaving behind a shield to prevent teleportation to anywhere inside the open area within the walls surrounding the Hill, and transform the Netherrack into Bedrock.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Ertxiem on September 28, 2011, 03:03:37 PM
My body, scattered in the universe Zack sent me to, seems to be lost. However, the increased mass in that universe (due to my ashes) tips the feeble equilibrium that existed before and quickly the universe starts to collapse in a big crunch (mmm, chocolate (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nestl%C3%A9_Crunch) - no, silly, the other big crunch (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Crunch), how could I dare to advertise!!). Hence, the ashes of my body start to be closer and closer together (and since it's god mode in all posts), miraculously, and with a little help of my will, my body is recreated.

I'm able to escape the collapsing universe through the portal that sent me there just before the density becomes unbearable. By pure chance, the portal was close to the place where SteelFist's planetoid is, but I fail to notice that and I head back to Earth. The effect of the collapse of the universe I was in has its effects on our universe. In particular, the radiation that escapes through the portal in the final instants of the big crunch is, by far, stronger than any supernova. In particular, the huge neutrino emission close to the planetoid induces the transition of the neutrons in the iron atoms to protons, creating several radioactive unstable elements, for instance the radioactive isotope of Zinc: 56Zn.While the iron is disappearing, the carbon is also suffering the same fate, being transformed in a radioactive form of Oxygen: 12O.
Furthermore, the energy released ionizes all mater in the planetoid and is even able to get to the point where some nuclear fusion occurs that ends up absorbing part of the energy when elements heavier than iron are created. As you can see, it's evident that the big crunch of an universe is clearly more destructive than any magical spell.

So, back to what is important, there isn't much iron around anymore and not much carbon either. New elements were created and some radioactive oxygen is also present too. So, when things cool down, some very scattered bits of what hardly could be called "rusty fist" may be found.

Meanwhile, I arrive on Earth, I climb to the first hill I find and claim: my hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on September 28, 2011, 07:31:33 PM
Frying pan! DONG!

As the cow sighed a great "moo" and tipped over,
rolling down the hill,
a duck stepped up unto the void
and seemed to say,
"Quack..."
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zackirus on September 29, 2011, 04:57:28 AM
You didn't say "my hill" so I calmly walk up to the hill and take a handful of dirt. I take the dirt back to my house, up in Canada, and insert it into the garden where 1% from the last hill is, and take the jar inside my house from another previous hill. I have a collection of my hills in my garden, I go for peace, cracking open another of maple syrup. Mai Hill.

Oh, and I escaped by contacting, before I died,  myself in another timeline, who Gladly took my place.

My 1%, 1%, and 1% of the Hill

Whoever's 99% of the hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on September 29, 2011, 04:22:17 PM
That 99% would be mine.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on September 30, 2011, 09:18:48 AM
In an effort to preserve my consciousness I merely shifted myself into an alternate universe, leaving behind my physical form. I find and drain multiple suns and leave entire solar systems devoid of life, consuming all. When the universe has succumbed to my power I move to another, and repeat. My scourge spreads throughout the universes, and people never know what is coming until it is too late to even run - not that there is anywhere to run to. At long last, I grow tired of destruction, and create amplifiers for my power, and link them to myself. I channel power in and it is fed back to me on a constant loop.

Now I wait, sending pieces of myself out into other universes to create a little chaos, find out what is going on and locate and absorb artefacts of power.

Honestly, you can have the Hill for the moment.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on September 30, 2011, 08:44:22 PM
I collapse your present universe. Have fun as a singularity.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on October 01, 2011, 01:00:43 AM
Unfortunately, the irritation this causes me is so great it actually travels through time! This warns me to your attempt to (Somehow) collapse my universe. I merely extend my consciousness and undo all the bonds in your body - rendering you very, very dead. However, the irritation at the spurious and unprovoked attack causes me to take this a step further, actually capturing your fleeing soul and entertaining myself by torturing it - for a very long time.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on October 01, 2011, 08:53:32 AM
Don't you "Somehow" me! When I look at your posts, I wonder what kind of mushrooms could affect the functioning of a mind made of steel.

I don't have a soul, and neither does anyone else, as far as I'm concerned, so there's nothing to capture. However, you did just kill someone. Congratulations; you're a murderer.

The only thing I know of that can rearrange electrons so as to disassociate atoms within molecules is ionizing radiation. Where that ties into your consciousness, I can only guess.

However, my consciousness seems to still exist for some reason, as my posting continues. As such, I take the opportunity to construct a new corporeal form for myself from nanobots.

Code: [Select]
Quack!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on October 01, 2011, 03:35:40 PM
Don't you "Somehow" me! When I look at your posts, I wonder what kind of mushrooms could affect the functioning of a mind made of steel.

Hey, at least my spurious hallucinogenic posts are generally backed up by a form of logic - despite that being based from various forms of fiction (Usually fantasy).

Anyway - the Hill is not mine, I do not possess it, THERE IS NO REASON TO ATTACK ME.

Aside from any of that, I would like to issue a truce and make it clear that currently, I have no intention to harm any person, nor to possess the Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on October 01, 2011, 05:18:41 PM
I'm sorry about that. You made yourself seem so ominous and foreboding that I had little choice in the matter.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on October 02, 2011, 01:16:24 AM
Okay - who has the Hill?

Someone find out, take it, and get the ball rolling again, please.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on October 02, 2011, 01:35:46 AM
So, uh... you need any help there... boss? :-[

(Geddit?)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Ertxiem on October 02, 2011, 04:41:54 AM
I believe that Duckling has 99% of the hill and Zackirus has 1% of 3 hills each in a (very big) jar.

I start a philosophical debate (in a neutral place) about what really is a hill and what does it mean possessing it. In particular, what is a fraction of a hill. Is 99% of a hill still a hill? Is 1% of a hill still a hill? Can a handfull of dirt be 1% of a hill? Will there be a minimum fraction of a hill that can still be called a hill? Alternatively, will there be a maximum fraction of a hill that cannot be called a hill?
Everyone around here gets involved in the debate. At some point, the discussion raises tone and quickly gets chaotic...
While you are at it, I calmly go outside, climb the hill and claim: my hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on October 02, 2011, 05:59:09 AM
So, uh... you need any help there... boss? :-[

(Geddit?)

Of course I get it. I'm just doubting if many other people will.

Anyway, I extend an alliance offer / Opportunity to serve me to Duskling, both for old times sake and for that awesome pic.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zackirus on October 02, 2011, 11:15:03 AM
Technically, I have 2 Hills (seeing as those are the only parts that remain), and 1% of another Hill. I never claimed that 1% of a hill is a hill; I am just claiming that is it 1% of a hill. Also: my Hill(s) are in my garden, not in a big jar.

Ert: 99%
Zack: 1% (and 100% of Two Other Hills, that aren't the "hill")
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on October 02, 2011, 01:28:23 PM
I brand the dead cow, and accidentally set him on fire. Whoops!

I weep over the charred remains, and claim the hill in honor of the dead cow that stopped being so lively here.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on October 02, 2011, 01:53:57 PM
Anyway, I extend an alliance offer / Opportunity to serve me to Duskling, both for old times sake and for that awesome pic.
I accept the offer.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on October 03, 2011, 12:51:20 PM
Excellent - we have mostly reformed the Steel Cult - I mean SteelCoTm. *Coughs* Mudokon pops, anyone?

I now extend an invitation to Duckling to join the alliance.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on October 03, 2011, 02:15:55 PM
Alas, I have severe hesitations about joining an organization in which my interests are not represented; this, I think would be the case should I accept your offer. What, prithee, be the benefits of conglomerating DucKorp (the comany hath sprung up suddenly, but successfully) with thine SteelCo? Will my minions recieve healthcare and a dental plan? Will my henchwomen recieve maternity leave? Will there be pie?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on October 04, 2011, 08:50:01 AM
If you joined, your company would retain it's autonomy to a large degree - becoming a sub-corporation of SteelCo, and you yourself being both CEO of your company and a member of the 'upper echelons' of SteelCo (Some people say it's like a cult; at the Executive level). Given the chiefly independent nature of the SteelCo Executive level members and the expectation that members will raise and manage their own 'contribution to the cause', this would partially be the case anyway.

So in answer to your questions, you would be managing your own affairs and contributing to our effort largely in your own way, except when I require the Executives to combine their efforts for a greater purpose.

And, given that you are the manager of a company, and possibly soon to be Executive of a very powerful organisation, I'm sure you can purchase pie yourself.

One note, other members of SteelCo - you are advised to consider how best to contribute to the struggle for the Hill, be it military manufacture, combat training or some form of research. Do what you can - and remember, I have the magical side of things mostly covered.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Deagonx on October 04, 2011, 02:21:53 PM
I build a new, smaller hill. And do raspberries at you and throw dirt.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on October 05, 2011, 10:29:23 PM
I believe I understand why SteelCo has such an ego.

I shall decline your gracious offer of joining SteelCo; no pie, no deal. And I have other reasons, too.

DucKorp, Inc. makes the decision to mine for Duckyrodium underneath Deagonx's hill, and reduces the hill to nothing in the process.

(Duckyrodium is element 136; it's an island of stability amongst highly radioactive atoms since it has a half-life of 5.5 trillion years. It's what DucKorp uses in its rather inspired machinations)

Fortunately, I seem to get my hands on some nice DkF5, or Duckyrodium pentafluoride, which is highly acidic with a calculated pH of -73 (not actual; has no hydrogen ions), and store some of that in a container made of frozen xenon; then, I isolate the rest of the Duckyrodium and cool it down to 5 Kelvin for the manufacture of some superconDucktors.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on October 05, 2011, 10:47:33 PM
In that case, my battalion of men and I promptly begin to build a large barracks for ourselves and future recruits. We set up defenses on any and all SteelCo territory, and manufacture a dangerously addictive brew thanks to the brilliant minds of Steelfist himself and some of his higher ranking executives.

Oh yes, and our troops are disciplined and overall smart enough to stay off the brew.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Deagonx on October 06, 2011, 03:33:29 PM
I set up an ice cream shop 100 feet from the hill. And profit from your carnage for I am too lazy to read 100 pages of people's army formations.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on October 06, 2011, 04:46:25 PM
I destroy your ice cream shop with an army of automatons composed of an allotrope of diferrous duckyrodium nitrohydroxide that forms an interlocking array of truncated icosahedrons on the molecular level and is stronger than any existing alloy. The downside is, of course, that it is extremely heavy; but my problems are but naught! Duckyrodium, once turned into a superconductor, maintains its electron formation in the same way due to a quantum-mechanistical effect similar to the reason the specific heat of diamond is dependent on its temperature. This means that duckyrodium can serve as a superconducting magnet even at high temperatures, allowing my automatons to repel their component parts from each other in a way that counters the force of gravity. However, due to the fact that the magnetic system is an internal one, and combined with the incredibly high mass of the automatons, they can hardly be knocked over. If they are, they will realign their magnetic fields for maximum lift, pick themselves up, brush themselves off, and keep going.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Deagonx on October 06, 2011, 06:40:33 PM
I get into the fetal position. I'm afraid of big words.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on October 11, 2011, 08:42:49 AM
I, considering possible alternatives to conflict with DucKorp, have reached a conclusion.

I suggest an equal split of the Hill between us, Duckling, and an alliance between corporations.

To members of SteelCo, I have the following announcement:

I hereby declare that Steel Ersatz man is my second-in-command, and Duskling my tertiary subordinate, and appoint him Master of Warfare; he is tasked with coordinating all military efforts on behalf of SteelCo and is given authority over all military assets, to be superseded only by myself.

I, meanwhile, will explore avenues outside reality . . .
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on October 11, 2011, 04:07:46 PM
Is it... President Steelfist? You'll be happy to know that the brew is being mass-produced as we speak.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on October 11, 2011, 06:09:48 PM
The automatons all go on quests to find souls (good luck with that...), and I happily occupy 45,5% of the hill, performing experiments with duckyrodium and finding it quite useful as a salt that become highly caustic when in solution...

Just in case.

I accept.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on October 12, 2011, 08:08:03 AM
Hmm . . . Title?

President it is, Duskling. Profits shall soon soar. Incidentally, see if you can implement some form of mind control in our dealings with Scrabs and Paramites. They might make useful guardians.

And be sure to set up Hill defenses.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zackirus on October 12, 2011, 07:12:21 PM
I take my hill and raise a glass to maple syrup and to Canada. Ahhhhhh; this is the life.

Zackirus: 1% (+ 100% of Two Past Hills)
Steel Co: 49.5%
Duck Corp: 49,5%
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on October 12, 2011, 09:29:23 PM
Hill defenses have been set up. We've got sniper towers watching the perimeter, and sniper towers watching the sniper towers. Some plasma weapons salvaged from the previous conquest, a few energy shields and whatnot. There are barracks near all important facilities, inside the Hill and otherwise, and, as requested, we are working on mind control to deal with Scrabs and Paramites, but it is only in testing, as their brainwaves are different from ours. The brew is still being mass produced, and ingredients are plentiful. In other words- things are going well.

The automatons all go on quests to find souls (good luck with that...)
Who is this referring to? I'm confused.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on October 13, 2011, 03:42:42 PM
I'm wishing the automatons good luck in their search for good souls.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on October 13, 2011, 03:44:13 PM
I'm wishing the automatons good luck in their search for good souls.
Who are these automatons that you speak of?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on October 13, 2011, 03:46:29 PM
I destroy your ice cream shop with an army of automatons composed of an allotrope of diferrous duckyrodium nitrohydroxide that forms an interlocking array of truncated icosahedrons on the molecular level and is stronger than any existing alloy.

[...]

These automatons.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on October 13, 2011, 04:11:52 PM
I destroy your ice cream shop with an army of automatons composed of an allotrope of diferrous duckyrodium nitrohydroxide that forms an interlocking array of truncated icosahedrons on the molecular level and is stronger than any existing alloy.

[...]

These automatons.
Thanks for clarifying, I also have a phobia of large words.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on October 13, 2011, 05:54:38 PM
Do you wish for me to explain the passage further?

An allotrope is a particular way in which a given molecule can be arranged with itself, yielding an apparently different compound. Diamond, I believe, is an allotrope of carbon, as are coal and graphite.

Duckyrodium has 2 valence electrons, meaning that it... oh, crud. I got the chemistry wrong. Well, I'll figure it out.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on October 16, 2011, 04:36:24 AM
I accept this steely transformation.

(Changes Username)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on October 18, 2011, 04:11:27 AM
Immortality protocol initiated. 
Molecular regeneration initiated.
Beta transformation enabled.
Muscular augmentation enabled.
Revival complete.  Project 7 unleashed.

Project 7 then proceeds to go on a psychotic killing spree. (Oh crap forgot to implant the neural inhibitors!)

All your bases and worldly assets have been eliminated. *Innocent whistling*
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on October 18, 2011, 04:58:26 PM
Hey! Echie! Alliance?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on October 18, 2011, 08:35:13 PM
Immortality protocol initiated. 
Molecular regeneration initiated.
Beta transformation enabled.
Muscular augmentation enabled.
Revival complete.  Project 7 unleashed.

Project 7 then proceeds to go on a psychotic killing spree. (Oh crap forgot to implant the neural inhibitors!)

All your bases and worldly assets have been eliminated. *Innocent whistling*
How about we all pretend this post never occurred? Everyone agreed?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on October 18, 2011, 08:41:33 PM
hey at least i put some imagination into it *hides hill blowup button*
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on October 18, 2011, 10:42:03 PM
hey at least i put some imagination into it *hides hill blowup button*
By not putting any detail or warning into it? Imaginative, maybe, but it's still unfair.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on October 20, 2011, 04:28:34 PM
Oh really? *sneaks hill blow up button from Xemadus Echina* Why is it unfair? I'm curious. Isn't everyone? If Steely can have supreme arcane powers, rainen can annihilate everyone's defenses. *pounds fist on table "accidentally" activating the hill blow up sequence* Do ya see mah point? XD
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Idozen Cair on October 24, 2011, 06:15:31 AM
I quickly grab my tiny little 0.01% bit of the Hill, then run off some secret lair on Mars.  :P
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on October 25, 2011, 07:05:48 PM
I quickly grab it back, and return it to whom it was from whom you stole.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Idozen Cair on October 31, 2011, 08:37:43 AM
I take my pistol can kill you with it. I grab my 0.01% back again and go to some secret lair on Jupiter.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on October 31, 2011, 08:46:40 PM
I find the secret lair and rescue you from your impending doom; everyone knows that Jupiter is a gas planet, and you were about to be sucking into its core! In your gratitude, you give the .01% back to me.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Idozen Cair on November 07, 2011, 06:03:03 AM
After that, I shoot you with my pistol and killing you (again)
I take back my 0.01% of the Hill, and I defend it with M249 SAW auto-turrets surrounding the bit-Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on November 07, 2011, 02:27:01 PM
I snipe you right back, tunnel underneath the hill, grab the Hill, and escape.

And you said "take my pistol can kill you with it," not "take my pistol and kill you with it," so I assumed you were merely threatening to.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on December 04, 2011, 02:08:57 PM
I make a truimphant return from my journeys throughout reality (And outside it, but I'll keep that up my sleeve for now, thank you). My first act is to announce that a military development scheme is in order. Those automatons are making me nervous.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on December 05, 2011, 09:53:26 AM
Is Steelfist back?

JOINING THE STEEL REBELLION
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on December 07, 2011, 10:27:34 AM
Not a rebellion, precisely. Merely precaution. When you have an army of automatons and nothing worth using them on . . . well, suffice to say, trigger fingers get itchy. In any case, as always, Steel Ersatz Man, you are welcome to hold the role of trusted second in command.

Hmm . . .

Having considered the possible implications of my own arcane power and the various . . . other abilities . . . which I aquired during my travels I am working to implement magical weapons and defences for soldiers. Duskling, or in Duskling's absence, Steel Erstatz Man, try to work on training the more professional of our troops into an elite cadre for me to outfit with my enhanced equipment.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on December 07, 2011, 08:37:39 PM
Will do, boss, implementing elite training rooms, picking out soldiers, and culling the weak starting now.

We may also use some less "humane" methods of... motivation on your command.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on December 08, 2011, 12:24:36 PM
Excellent.

The military development.
Spoiler
My research into precognitive and consciousness domination are proceeding well. I trust you will have a cadre of troops prepared to test the 'Projection Apparatus', or, as I prefer to call it, the 'Dominator'. It's effect is thus - the soldier is retrained within a harness inside a capsule. They cannot move their libs or head, but can speak. The machine then allows them to locate a suitable body and possess it, transplating the minds of both parties. When the soldier's objective has been achieved, they can, with a special mental technique, return to their body, then, using specific voice activated commands (In addition to a memory scan to confirm that they are, indeed, the soldier) release themself and make the return switch permanant. There is evidence that this technology can also be used to travel through time, though I have not yet succeeded in this.

In addition, there are special techniques I have unearthed that allow temporary 'body-switching', much the same as the machine - though it takes effort and concentration, and will reverse after some time or if the concentation lapses. This should be taught to the majority of our elites.

However, the main advancement I have made is that of a magically created semi-corporeal form of ammunition: while initially solid (And safe), when fired the increased velocity causes it to rapidly destabilise, drawing in all forms of energy from it's surroundings as it travels and becoming both superheated and non-corporeal. The bullet will resabilise after a varying amount of time - depending on how much energy it can gather. If it is gathering more energy that it is expending, it will quickly become saturated and destabilise completely, releasing all energies destructively. The bullet, after use, disintergrates, so the material cannot be reused. This, in the wrong hands (eg. ours) could be very dangerous.

Incidentally, some form of mind control or indoctrination may be in order. We wouldn't want these soldiers getting ideas.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zackirus on December 09, 2011, 11:39:27 AM
I notice that the Steel Empire is going to rise up again I get out my "Special" Maple Syrup and drink some, turning me back into my maple syrup form. I then collect all of my previous weapons from my basement and suit up. A List of Which:

Spoiler
Armour:

- Night Vision/Thermal Eyes/X-Ray Vision/Ultraviolet Sensors (For eyes)
- A Respiratory System, that gives me oxygen (never runs out)
- A voice box that can change my voice (preset: my voice) includes Translator
- Gravity Boots (allows me to walk up walls and float)
- A Jet Pack (with infinite fuel) coupled with a Set of Wings
- A Shield System (defects mostly everything)
- A Hologram system (Allows me to change how I look [preset:old human body]) and a Cloaking Device (Cannot be detected by thermals)
- A In-Tangible System (Walk Through Most Objects/Shields)
- Auto Healing of Armour, Gear, and Myself
- A Screen that shows all the vital information
- A Time Machine and Dimensional Transporter and Teleporter
- A System that allows me to pick up to 20,000 pounds
- A Communications system (Almost Un-hackable)
- A Source of Food (Infinite)
- Space and Water Equiped
- A Infinite Power Source

Gear:

- Canadian Hockey Uniform (Un-Penetrable and is able to morph into anything else and make me become cloaked/intangible [hides everything else aswell])
- A Goalies Mask (That Never Breaks, Provides optical information about everything and works a gas mask)
- Hockey Gloves that can increase my Strength allowing me to dig quickly and pick up heavy stuff (up to: 10,000 Kg)
- A Cape (Canadian Flag)
- Skates that can change their from (preset: Skates) (Ability to walk up walls and float)
- A Hockey Stick (Wood, Can't break, and cuts through most substances)
- Hockey Pucks, Different Types: (Explosive, Fire, etc.)
- A Lacrosse Stick (Can't Break, cuts through most substances)
- Lacrosse Balls, Different Types: (Sleep Gas, Smoke, Sticky, Flash, Freeze, etc.)
- A Paddle (Can't Break, cuts through most substances) Can shoot different Materials (Snow, Ice, Water, Maple Syrup, etc.)
- A Backpack that releases Robotic Beavers under my control that can eat through mostly everything (Backpack also plays the Canadian Anthem)
- The Backpack that is a Jetpack and a set of wings
- The Backpack can also transform into a robotic Moose (Car, Plane, Sub, Space-Ship, Dimensional Transporter, Time Machine)
- The Blue Nose: Fastest Sail Boat Ever! (Can't be destroyed, Includes Repair Centre, Only I or Robotic Mountie can control, extra defences)
- The Moose can be also be used to attack people (Lazers, Guns, Antlers, Gases, Etc.)

Robotic Mounties: (50 Currently Active, X Number Created)

- Assortment of different Weapons (Guns, Lazers, Gases, etc.)  
- Un-Hackable or Controlled
- Can survive in any environment
- Cannot not be easily destroyed (parts form back together if destroyed)
- Connected to my Un-hackable Commications
- Able to Teleport/Become Intangible/Become Invisible/Change Appearance/Talk in Every Language
- Can Fly and Walk Up Walls, Jetpack and Wings
- Includes Robotic Horse that has same abilities as Moose
- Infinite Power Source
- Look Like Mounties


Canadian Lair:

- Automatic Base Defences (Gas, Guns, Lazers, Oil, etc.)
- Requires DNA from Myself, Robotic Code, (Plus a password) or Myself Opening it to Enter
- Holds X amount of Mounties
- 99% Indestructible
- Can Fly, Teleport, Turn Invisible, Move, go into Space/Water/Underground, Go Through Time/Dimensions
- Can repair my amour and my gear
- Commications Systems are Stored Here
- Includes Lab and Area for Living and Infinite Food/Maple Syrup Supply
- Can Transform in a Giant Robot, with me controlling robotically or manually
- Almost Un-hackable
- Can Change Form
- Giant Computer Stores all Files, Plans, Can Control Most Technologies with It (Extremely Hard to Hack)
- Infinite Power Source
- Currently Located: Canada, Today

I switch the cloaking device off of my house and move into my lair, activating 50 of my Mounties. I then use the lair to warp to another timeline where I can live in peace.

I walk downstairs and notice that I have 99 Bottles of Hills on the wall; that contain %1 each from different hill that has ever existed so far. I smile and go upstairs to finally enter the timeline where no one is fighting over the hill and land my lair where my house is. I switch on the cloaking device, disguise myself in my regular clothing and get out another bottle of Maple Syrup to enjoy.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on December 09, 2011, 12:21:14 PM
Boss, a cadre of newly-recruited, full of potential, somewhat weak-minded, and exploitable troops has just been shipped to our research labs. Will begin testing on your command.

Also, I will stop calling you "boss" and use another title, if that is preferable.

Another thing, boss, I strongly advise you to leave our troops enough free thinking to adapt well on the battlefield, as mindless drones do not adapt quickly, if at all.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on December 09, 2011, 09:41:34 PM
bugfartboy, using the combined powers of typing in third person context and the power of the letters "smh", magically stays out of the game. :D
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on December 10, 2011, 10:18:15 AM
bugfartboy, using the combined powers of typing in third person context and the power of the letters "smh", magically stays out of the game. :D

???

Anyway.

Feel free to call me Steelfist, President, or merely continue with 'boss'. I'm sure your loyalty and competency entitles you to that.

I have developed a form of precognitism. However, visions are erratic and often not useful. Some direction is possible, and I am working on improving the consistency and pertinency of the visions.

Train the soldiers in the use of the projection machines - they will make useful support troops.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on December 10, 2011, 10:14:03 PM
In the mean time, the automatons have found their souls, allowing them to be more than a pile of caustic metal (yes; I said "caustic metal." I plead the third.) and pursue their hopes an desires.

Incidentally, they happen to have a von Neumann (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-replicating_machine) procedure installed in them.

Equally incidentally, they happen to be into family-building.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Ertxiem on December 11, 2011, 10:50:32 AM
I call some very nice people in white to take you to a very nice home (you know that it's called a mental institution because you are very intelligent people). (Who would believe that anyone can have such powers, automatons and all the other things!)

After they take you, I calmly climb the hill and claim: my hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on December 11, 2011, 11:27:49 AM
I stab Ert in his game-ruining stomach with an Ulgo knife, turning his abdomen into a bloody, wrecked excuse for a torso. Then I break Duckling out of the mental institution and dispel the fake reality that Ert's psuedo doctors have created. While Duckling may be a threat, I consider it a matter of duty to undo the evils of an 'It's not real; I win' post. Seriously, Ert, the only contribution I have seen from you in this topic in a long time is a variation on the previous post. It's not imaginative, clever or funny, just irritating. Stop it.

In response to the possible threat of the self-replicating automatons, I produce a form of magically fueled nanobot, with a similar replicating ability (But in the absence of useable material they can use magic to replicate themselves). These nanobots can turn semi-corporeal, convert matter into energy (and magic), and use magic to effect the environment. They are particularly destructive a gainst caustic materials, being able to absorb and utilise them to detroy other matter. I engineer a hive mind intelligence to controll them, then establish a direct neural uplink to the intelligence. It's only mental limitation is that it cannot destroy or otherwise damage my followers or my cause. That restiction dies with me - a little insurance; I die, it destroys the universe, then uses magical energy gathered to tear open a portal to another universe, and repeats; ultimately destroying everything.

Incidentally, your automatons may not be completely loyal anymore - if they have hopes, dreams and desires they may pursue them over your purpose, and families leave them open to emotional exploitation.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on December 11, 2011, 12:47:14 PM
Ja? Well, I'm going to have to reanimate Ert, and fuse his sliced tissue with a nanobot + aerosol spray. Sorry, but he's one of my favorite mods (out of one :)), and his crimes haven't been that egregious.

Secondly, I fuse some hydroastatic acid to the nanobots (by hijacking the particle accerlerator at CERN) and install that component in their modular von Neumann core. Now, they react violently in the presence of caustic substances. Sorry, but I can't have you sucking the massive energy out of my automatons.

Next, I research some upgrades, including Tesla boomerangs (they're awesome), a way to give helium atoms negative velocity so that a balloon containing them has positive pressure but near zero mass, making blimps once again an efficient method of reaching the upper atmosphere.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zackirus on December 11, 2011, 05:35:45 PM
My Mounties still stationed in Timeline A inform me that another hill has come into existence. I then warp back and take another one percent of the hill so that I have the final part. I travell back to my own timeline and using my own hands combine all the hills in my collection to a super hill.

I have two options:

1.) Take over the Universe
2.) Distrubute The Hill Among The Peoples

I go with option two and use the hill's power to bring peace to my world. The hill stops all War, all Poverty, all Hatered and makes the World into a beautiful place where I, a simple man, take a glass of Maple Syrup, and raise it to the new Utopia that the hill has created.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Ertxiem on December 11, 2011, 05:41:37 PM
I come to Zackrius and ask him for a glass of Maple Syrup. I offer pancakes to everyone.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on December 11, 2011, 06:41:58 PM
I'd like a double maple, with a lemon, on the rocks. :D
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zackirus on December 12, 2011, 03:23:23 AM
After getting Duckling and Ert their drinks, and distributing the pancakes. I send an invite to all other people fighting to simply make peace and enjoy the times at my house, not to mention the maple syrup ;)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on December 12, 2011, 09:45:23 AM
I take the view that Lord Canada's peacemongering, while a good thing, quite ruins my fun. Thus, I, Steelfist, retreat to my alternate universe fortress. There, I manufacture an alternate syrup with magic (Which I call Ultimaple Syrup), allowing a large amount of the delicious substance (Which induces an instant addiction and desire for more into those who consume it) into circulation in your 'Utopia', for free. It becomes incredibly popular and quickly becomes a staple, relapcing maple syrup in the world. It is at this point that I restrict the export, and the remaining Ultimaple syrup is quickly consumed. The world, suddenly divided once more into upper classes, possessing Ultimaple Syrup, and the lower classes, which do not, quickly breaks down into conflict. This leads to a massive, global, apocalyptic civil war. Nuclear weapons, long disused, are suddenly activated, and long forgotten doomsday weapons come into play, all fighting over the last reserves of Ultimaple Syrup.

It is at this point that I steal the Hill from the distracted populace by offering Ultimaple Syrup in exchange for it, and I quickly gather all of it and combine it, rescuing it from incipient doom by removing myself into my fortress universe. Then, having achieved my goal, I release large amounts of the syrup into circulation, and the world draws back from the brink. The Syrup cannot be recreated without my help, as it is composed of pure magic. As I control the world supply, the world eventually falls under my sway, and I rule it benevolently, returning the world to it's Utopian state (With ultimaple syrup as it's Soma).

All hail Steelfist, possessor of the Hill! MY HILL!

I offer peace to all - merely do not conflict my interests, or the interests of the Steel Cult.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on December 12, 2011, 10:37:43 AM
I come to the peace meeting out of respect for Lord Canada and because President Steelfist decided to show up. I listen carefully and respond when asked to, but politely decline the maple syrup when offered due to my horrible allergy. I then go back to the Neptunian moon Proteus (My personal base of operations) and assume my role somewhere under (Though I'm not sure exactly where) below President Steelfist.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on December 12, 2011, 05:08:11 PM
I take it upon myself to go into Mapliholics M'anonymous (MM -- they added the second M so it would alliterate), and become unaddicted.

Then, I distribute endorphin blockers throughout the entire water supply, unaddicting the world and gaining the support of crucial world leaders.

Now, I use an elite squadron of automatons to sneak into your alternate universe and, with the help of an ASHPD and some mitotic Tesla boomerangs (did I mention having installed rapid-fire temporal ricochet drives in them? I guess not), I clear rooms of your evil fortress at a time, only to discover that you've left your otheruniversly stronghold for Earth (which I should have realized by reading the previous post more carefully), and have to turn around and go back.

Once on Earth, I pose as an Occupy Pennsylvania Avenue group with my duckyrodium caustic automatons; as soon as someone tries to arrest us, they're scalded by the caustic metal ducks, while pepper spray has no effect. Please also note the kinetic energy weapon deflector shield.

Consider Pennsylvania Avenue occupied. And I'm kind of wondering where you are, Steelfist, if not at the White House.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on December 12, 2011, 05:34:33 PM
With all these events going on all at once, it seems as though I am in a very disadvantageous position, being a mere mortal. Therefor, though an incredibly risky move, I declare Proteus's independence from Steelco/The Steel Empire. I set up an anti-arcane shield that also prevents things that are not in my current dimension to slip past it. My men, the former Steelco. elite caste and infantry that chose to side with me (A surprisingly large portion- 82%, as a matter of fact, even with the risk of deserting the empire and the benefits of remaining loyal to it), are armed with weapons that my scientists have developed, most of which are anti-matter weapons (The antimatter is kept in stasis until it first impacts with a target, so as to avoid an explosion within the weapon itself, a bitter lesson learned during testing stages). However, I have left a good portion of weaponry from before independence to President Steel, should he need it- unlikely.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on December 12, 2011, 05:41:41 PM
A small group of automatons with diplomacy drives installed goes off in the direction of Proteus. Don't worry; these automatons are made using a pH-neutral metal, and their von Neumann drives are disabled.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on December 12, 2011, 06:14:30 PM
The people of Proteus are neutral, and will spread to Neptune itself when the technology to survive its horrible storms presents itself. In the meantime, all may take refuge within our colonies, should the need arise, under the condition that no battles shall break out over, on, or near the colonies. Please understand that, compared to everyone else, we are fairly insignificant, and we cannot defend ourselves against an onslaught of trans-universal beings or uber automatons.

We will, however listen to deals, accept supplies, and return the favor once we have something that the all-powerful Hill Powers may consider useful.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on December 13, 2011, 06:58:23 AM
Treachery! Admittedly, not aggressive treachery, but desertion in my hour of need nevertheless.

Note that in the time taken for you to distribute the endorphin blockers, the world has nevertheless become accustomed to my benevolent rule. The taste, in any case, creates a pschological addiction.

I am, in fact, residing within England, my homeland. Ah - don't you just love rain? I have constructed a large modern (Magically protected) castle. Made of a super dense steel created and maintaned with magic. Basically indestructable, it conforms to my every will. Including that of becoming a battle fortress. I'm just mentioning this; the universe you cleared was one of many, and when I say 'Fortress Universe', I mean that it cannot be broken into without unbelievable power. Nevertheless, my Power universe still exists, the main source of my magical energy, portected by a thousand -fold what the fortress universes were protected by, and guarded by me (essentially, I have deposited a portion of myself there, and can see and channel power through both forms). Don't even try.

I use my somewhat less elite but nevertheless adequate soldiers (Recruited from a favorable populace and armed with ) to seal off the water supply, preventing the distibution of the addiction blockers. This, along with a slight change in recipe (Three times the taste, twice the addictivity!) the world is quickly readdicted. The recipe has another effect, too. It contains nanobots (Non-contaminated clones of my previous nanobots) that remain in the consumers system, fighting anti addiction medication, disease, and cancer (Increasing my popularity - I just cured cancer!), in addition to reconstructing dead flesh and altering the physiological structure, turning all my subjects into powerful weapons. I, obviously, guard this technology closely.

I experiment with alternate  beings within another timeline, recreating my Steel Knights, then sending them to guard both of your area of occupation (Automatons are destroyed on sight, Proteus employees merely watched closely). Note, Duckling, that the Steel Knights, if you have forgotten, are exeedingly vicious weaker versions of myself, totally loyal, battle hardened by their harsh lives and multiple vicious campaigns. Your automatons, despite their numbers, will be crushed if they attempt to advance. It is at this point that I open a rift within your shield, and nanobots, along with nanobot augmented Steel Knights, pour through, crushing your feeble automatons beneath their might of the Steel Empire. The populace harry your retreating forces, and nanobots dismantle all those who resist. I give you one chance - surrender or die!

As for Proteus, I feel that having you as an independent contractor would be beneficial - I offer you  employment as, basically, a security firm - you handle most of my military issues, and I protect you from magical and uber-technological opponents. I propose a Hill share of 75:25, with myself as the main possessor.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on December 13, 2011, 08:14:42 AM
I'll do you one better- we'll share it 90-10 and you give us some technology for use.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on December 14, 2011, 04:26:23 AM
A share of 90-10, and I'll give you most technologies. Some would make you more of a threat than an ally, so I'm keeping those. I'll use my nanobots to enhance your soldiers, but I won't share the secrets of their construction, nor give them to you without circumstances that demand it, and none of your soldiers will be made precognitive. Basically, that's it. All the rest your welcome to use - even the projection machines (I've taken certain precautions about who can be controlled; myself and all my Steel Knights are immune, as are the upper echelons of my mortal troops, and Steel Ersatz Man) and the techniques.

I assume you'll be willing to share some antimatter technology - my Knights are tough as it is, but antimatter weapons would outfit them perfectly.

Of course, I'll also help you in any conflict - my Steel Knights are a force to be reckoned with, and even my less powerful but more numerous troops (And the entire population of the world; who would be willing to fight for me if I needed) are nano-enhanced, and therefore deadly. Not to mention my own capabilities.

Assuming no further negotiation is required, I agree.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on December 14, 2011, 05:11:52 PM
I shall provide you with enough to outfit all of your elite troops and special forces (Or, if the Steel Knights are the sole fighting force of the Steel Empire, as they are warriors of little peer, then one will be appointed to each squad leader), and some personal versions for your commanders, but your regular infantry shall have to live without them. Also, just as a precaution, the weapons have a fail-safe that causes the antimatter stasis field to cease to function, allowing the antimatter to meet with matter, causing an explosion if an attempt to take it apart to learn the schematics of the weapon (This includes scanning the weapon), any part of the weapon that survives the explosion will vaporize. This is not against the Steel Empire personally, it is just something to keep the Proteus Dominion neutral.

If you would like to customize the weapons in any way, however, you can send them back with the instructions, our technicians can handle it.

If you would like anything else, let us know and we will try to meet the demands.

Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on December 15, 2011, 09:22:38 AM
At the current time, there are no further requests. Therefore, I accept Proteus as an independent partner of the Steel Empire, and bestow upon them 10% of the Hill, and all agreed upon technology.

As for my portion of the Hill? I simply place it within my battle fortress.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on December 19, 2011, 09:19:06 AM
Practicing with the Tesla boomerangs...

Releasing nitric acid into the atmosphere...

Roasting a chicken...
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on December 19, 2011, 09:37:01 AM
Ahem. You were kinda in trouble, last interaction we had. Please respond to that, instead of ignoring it and skipping straight to the devious scheme.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on December 19, 2011, 01:10:07 PM
Far off in the distance a being of unknown purpose appears.  Following behind him an armada of creatures imbued with purity of essence and purity of form, who themselves control a biological swarm known as the Zerg.  Planets fade into darkness as he approaches the hill... and hell it's about time.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on December 19, 2011, 01:43:57 PM
Wait... what trouble? I don't see it. Oh! That trouble!

CAPS LOCK DISABLED.

TESLA BOOMERANGS ENGAGED.

Prepare to fry.  :-*
Oh, and you seem to have failed to remember or circumvent the caustic duckyrodium that my automatons are made of. They are neither feeble nor susceptible to nanobots, and, whether you knew it or not at the time, took out about half of your Steel Knights with the help of the nanobots that were fused to their exteriors from the instant corrosive reaction that took place on contact.

(If you think I'm godmodding by telling you something that already happened, think again before you tell me exactly how a certain battle between my forces and your went without even bothering to circumvent my devious inventions and upgrades.

(In fact, you simply walked in on a training camp (1600 Penn had long since been consolidated into Duck territory) that was 100% battle-ready. There are vast droves of super-dense, caustic, tesla-boomerang-and-gelatinizing-dartgun-armed, duckyrodium automatons ready for deployment on Mars)

The parenthetically aforementioned automatons deploy. Steel conducts electricity nicely.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on December 19, 2011, 04:42:50 PM
I'm being completely ignored, then? That would be preferable.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on December 19, 2011, 08:18:15 PM
The mysterious entity draws nearer.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on December 19, 2011, 08:24:40 PM
I wave my arms in a crisscross fashion repeatedly, telling the entity to stop and continue Hell Quest 2. I then retreat back to my fortress, antimatter cannons and arcane shields ready in case something goes wrong.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on December 20, 2011, 05:43:36 AM
I quickly shoot the mysterious entity with a new form of  nanobot bullet. It quickly drains the being, transmitting all arcane power to myself. I use this power to destroy the being, while my Steel Knights use similar weapons to crush it's swarm. The possible threat contained, I turn back to the main game.


Oh, and you seem to have failed to remember or circumvent the caustic duckyrodium that my automatons are made of. They are neither feeble nor susceptible to nanobots, and, whether you knew it or not at the time, took out about half of your Steel Knights with the help of the nanobots that were fused to their exteriors from the instant corrosive reaction that took place on contact.

I didn't forget; my nanobots are not, in fact, corrosive; they use the corrosive material to destroy other things, and can circumvent any reaction with their ability to become non-corporeal, remember? They simply disabled your automatons from the inside out. And my Steel Knights:
 
the Steel Knights, if you have forgotten, are exeedingly vicious weaker versions of myself . . .

They are able to use magic, remember; they simply shielded themselves from any inadvertant reaction.

Perhaps it was a little godmod not to allow you a chance to respond, but I did consider your devious inventions, and it was certainly no more godmod than you clearing my fortress with ease.

Bring it on, Duckling.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on December 24, 2011, 10:57:02 PM
Okay, I'll accept that. The way I see it, you seem to be pretty good at disabling mechanisms using magic; two can do that.

My shipments of troops has now also been equipped with arcane arc welders and carrots. The arc welders are for effectively combatting the Steel Knights; any magical energy field that intersects the arc of the welder will in turn result in a feedback bolt of magickonegative potential flowing back to the source of the field (i.e., those with magical shields, repellers, flamethrowers, or dragon shouts -- yes, dragon shouts -- should seriously consider deactivating them at the risk of being heavily shocked in proportion to the energy of the magic used); they are also effective at joining segments of steel plate armor together rapidly and, although this requires some preparation, at a distance.

The carrots are for munching on.

Also, I may be developing a counterweapon against those nanobots. You may want to rethink their programming a bit.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a strategy to devise and chaos butterflies to catch -- it's quite difficult, since they can drum up hurricanes with mere flaps of their wings.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on December 24, 2011, 11:16:52 PM
The only thing I have to worry is getting caught in the crossfire, and I find it highly unlikely to be caught in the crossfire of melee weapons (The arc welders), so I'll leave the shield on. Antimatter cannons still ready to fire due to the mysterious entity (Rainen) presumably still closing in.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on December 24, 2011, 11:27:29 PM
Actually, they can be calibrated to weld at long range, say five hundred yards for sniping purposes, one hundred yards for standard stop-'im-in-'is-tracks-before-'e-gets-to-ya usage. Close range, however, is the most common usage.

As such, I would agree that there is a very slight but present chance of being caught in crossfire.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on December 27, 2011, 10:39:58 AM
Magickonegative potential, hmm?

I utilise a variant on the 'Anti-Arcane' shield to combat this; my Steel Knights are equiped with a small personal Anti-Magickonegative Potential Shield (AMPS). It also absorbs heat.

I also study, contemplate and experiment upon this mysterious new form of energy until I can manipulate it.

Butterflies? Hah! I capture and experiment take a genetic sample of one, then genetically engineer a Chaos Albatross! I also install an arcane weather control mechanism, in order to prevent storms and entirely eliminate weather based natural disasters in my area.

I think I'll leave my nanobots mostly as they are; changing them in response to an unknown threat seems foolish, as I don't know how they are currently vulnerable, and changing them would more than likely leave them vulnerable to another form of weapon.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on December 28, 2011, 01:00:04 PM
Congratulations: you've fallen into my trap.  :-*

I create nanobots of my own by reverse-engineering yours; I caught a 3-d scan of several of yours that transmitted up to my spy sattelites when you attacked many of my automatons.

They lack many of yours' magical abilities, but they come in handy as surface trawler drones; I redesigned them such that they experience the surface of my duckyrodium-alloy automatons as a flat surface by tweaking their spatial coordinate calculation drives. I use them as high-speed micro-bludgers. In short: they ram through any material attempting to contact the surface of my automatons.

It gets better; they also have high amounts of heat energy, so they not only tear flesh and steel, but can actually ignite steel on contact for a short time. Finally, I add another type of trawler nanobot to the skins of my automatons: one that harnesses Brownian and otherwise chaotic energy to enhance the power of the weapons systems of the automatons themselves. Naturally, they are programmed not to collide. Your chaos Albatrosses have no effect against my army now!

Next, I notice that you have an elite squadron of troops similar to yourself, known as the Steel Knights. They appear to be minibosses, capable of trouncing my infantry troops. As such, I find myself lacking in that department and seek to rectify the situation. Calling in the Elite High Paladins of the Duckling Order!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on January 05, 2012, 09:05:42 AM
*Reads post*
*Re-reads post*

Wait - what trap? Never mind.

I, seeing that my Steel Knights may be threatened (Though I sincerely doubt this), make two small alterations. Firstly, I establish a mental and arcane link between myself and all Steel Knights. I can sever this at will, obviously. This allows me to, essentially, inhabit any Steel Knight, at any time (Or, with some concentration, multiple Steel Knights. There's a knack to it). It also allows me to channel magic through them and bolster their magical reserves.

Secondly, I refine their personal shield to also absorb kinetic energy, and tranfer it in the form of arcane energy to the Steel Knight.

@Duskling: As long as you do not in any way oppose me or interfere with my business, I will not attack you.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on January 05, 2012, 05:03:26 PM
You created chaos albatrosses, which generate large systems of kinetic, Brownian, and otherwise chaotic energy -- just the sort that my nanobots harness and feed back into the duckyrodium automatons: it's basically the same thing as the second thing you did to your Steel Knights.

I do you one better than your first Steel Knight modification. I embed a copy of my consciousness into the nervous system of each of my Elite High Paladins (EHPDOs for short), to be activated on demand, allowing my to narrate the actions of all of my Paladins in the first person when they are attacked. No knack whatsoever.

Is it just me, or are our soldiers approaching invulnerbility?
And are they pretty much ending up as the same things?
Are the only differences cosmetic ones?
Is there even a reason for our fighting?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on January 06, 2012, 09:35:51 AM
Hmm. Well, I put the CA project on hold; I don't need to fuel other's weapons.

I would say that your soldiers are not exactly aproaching invulnerability, and their minds may be at risk; if their/your conciousness is deactivated outside of combat and only activated in combat, their only experiences will be that of warfare. Not good for mental health, generally.

Anyway; an alliance may, in fact, be in order. I am willing to hold the Hill in common, protected by both of us - provided I am acknowledged as the superior party in the alliance. I am also willing, should you turn down this alliance and proceed to attack me, to destroy your armies and turn your captured self over to Nyarlathotep.

As a matter of fact, I believe that Steelco would be much enhanced by having yourself as an executive. If you want.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on January 08, 2012, 09:30:13 PM
Hmm. By the way, it's not my Paladins whose minds are at risk; it's my own mind. My consciousness is embedded in them in addition to theirs, and it only activates during battle. That said, I'm perfectly capable of the battle-strain. Meh. Hehe. Hihihi! Hohohowahahahaaaaa!

Sorry, did I say something? Anyway, there is no superior party to the Elite High Holy Order (except Doctor Who, who doesn't take sides in things like this), so no alliance will be in order. I suspect the same would be the response if I were to offer you a chance at joining me, but I would never do such a thing -- I'd be afraid of your steely evil corrupting me. Meh. Hihihi!

That said and done, I'm summoning Cthulhu and Santa Claus to help me out. Strangely enough, the chant you have to utter to summon Santa sounds just as ominous and evil as the one for Cthulhu. I guess this must be Finnish Santa.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on January 09, 2012, 01:42:49 PM
In response to your foolish Lovecraft reference, I summon Hastur (Cthulhu's deadly enemy) and Coca Cola. Hastur (Supported by me) dukes it out with Cthulhu and emerges victorious, and Coca Cola sues your ass for using Santa Claus.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

Yeah, that's right. I read Lovecraft. Actually, you probably guessed that from the reference to the Crawling Chaos.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Ertxiem on January 09, 2012, 04:16:48 PM
I won't say something like: "SteelFist choked to death (just read the middle paragraph in the post above). Now I can call my hill!"
Instead I'll just ask Duckling if he was referring to the Futurama Santa (http://futurama.wikia.com/wiki/Robot_Santa_Claus): the Robot Santa Claus (http://theinfosphere.org/Robot_Santa_Claus). Then I go meet Zackirus to drink some more Maple Syrup.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on January 09, 2012, 04:33:56 PM
Sorry, no. I don't watch Futurama. I was actually thinking about the fact that Scandinavian countries celebrate Christmas much differently from how the rest of the world celebrates it; it tends to be a bit more pagan in emphasis.

I, even more sadly, don't read Lovecraft. I really ought to, but for the moment I'm reading through, slowly, Philip K. Dick's work (it's really not practical to only cite the author's surname in that case).

I win the lawsuit, since I didn't seek to turn a profit in any way, and I wasn't using the merry, jolly Santa known to appear in Coca-Cola ads. However, I will accept the defeat of Cthulhu.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on January 10, 2012, 09:46:35 AM
Merely mentioning - wouldn't obtaining the Hill be considered profitable? Though I have no idea why anyone actually wants it. I'm still keeping it, though.

Meh. Coca-Cola hires Mr Teatime to eliminate Santa, as he has gone rogue.

As for Lovecraft; he's worth a read, but his work is somewhat repetitive. I quite enjoy his writing, but not everyone shares my opinion.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on January 10, 2012, 10:12:52 PM
Time for some terror. I order my troops to aim the heavy, Planet Killer-class antimatter cannons at a nearby planet populated by a rebellious fledgling empire of technologically advanced amphibious lifeforms. The planet is roughly the size of Earth, and since we don't want to destroy it, the cannon fires a 3 6 pound balls of antimatter at randomly selected (But kept a fair distance apart) areas of the planet, containing roughly 117 (351 altogether) megatons of destructive force, causing catastrophic amounts of damage to the fledgling empire, which is now crippled for several years at the very least.

I've had my fill of sadism for the day. Shields still on, cannons at the ready.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on January 13, 2012, 09:09:37 PM
Hmm.

Mr. "Teh-a-tai-meh" was killed by Susan at the end of the book. Thus, the Ghostbusters handle him. Plus, Teatime didn't kill Santa; he's in the wrong universe. Unless you're suggesting that he somehow made his way into Roundworld after dying, I highly doubt that Teatime could do anything about Santa.

I'm not using Santa as a creative work that I'm selling for profit; I'm using him as a sword-for-hire whose services I utilise to obtain real estate.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on January 14, 2012, 05:06:15 AM
Hmm. Taking the view that this argument is more trouble than it's worth, I simply enact Teatime's plan, killing Santa. And Santa didn't use a sword, he used a sack. And I'm sure you could find a 'sack for hire' much cheaper virtually anywhere.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on January 14, 2012, 02:10:01 PM
Sadly, you failed to consider that I might use the Python command,

Code: [Select]
import susan
and bring in a countermeasure against your Santa-killing plot. Inner child, meet the inner babysitter! Also, Santa gets more militant as you get away from the Anglican church; Santa has used switches, clubs, and just plain eating little kids before in different parts of the world, depending on his mood at the time.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on January 14, 2012, 02:37:05 PM
I'll just ignore the fact that that wouldn't work; I'm made of steel, what is a poker meant to do to ME? Besides, I'm not a monster (Honest); I'm merely trying to remove a threat that also happens to be jolly and generous. Um. Ok, I'm a monster. Abandoning that plan . . .

Kris Kringle, elite mercenary? I see.

I appeal to Santa; he utilises magic, and has magical elf subordinates - wouldn't it be better to support the Arcane side? Then, to ensure the prevalance of my point, I write a letter to Santa asking him to join my side. He's a sucker for letter-writers. It is at this point that I send him down your chimney to leave a little present . . .

It's a watch. A nice one. Rolex. Now, leave the Hill alone, please. It's mine (As is the world and several universes), and I intend to keep it that way.

And I've also convinced Santa to inform me as to how he fits through chimneys, and how he enters homes with no chimneys. He also teaches us how he makes it round the world in one night. Now I have Steel Knights that can get anywhere, at anytime.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on January 14, 2012, 02:50:44 PM
I take the Rolex watch...

and put it on. Thanks, and Happy Holidays! I send you an animated interactive hologram of a cute, sweet, Maine Coon cat named Tigby.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on January 14, 2012, 03:15:48 PM
Aww. I use it to brainwash children into becoming perfect soliders. But in a cute way.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on January 14, 2012, 09:33:52 PM
Hmmm... stupid Hill. You can have it. I'm too nice to beat you; you brainwash children, whereas I could never do that.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on January 14, 2012, 09:39:33 PM
Hmmm... stupid Hill. You can have it. I'm too nice to beat you; you brainwash children, whereas I could never do that.
Is that it, then? SteelCo has no more somewhat equal opposition?

This just got over 9,000 times more boring.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 14, 2012, 09:59:41 PM
Amongst all the brainwashing and raising of white flags and such, I become the mirror of universes, and turn my equal yet opposite powers in every universe to nullify any defenses, weapons, powers, etc. Essentially, I just wasted everything for everyone. Only the hill and normal people survived.

No ones hill!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on January 15, 2012, 06:26:02 AM
Nuh-uh. You see, your mirror power of magic is magickonegative power - something which I can control, and have a great deal of. Using this, I prevent you from destroying me while I convert a great deal of my energy (Via one of Ducklings Devices, reverse engineered) into magickonegative power. Using this, I overwhelm your attempt to mirror the universes, and while you are distracted, I quickly form nanobots which can absorb magickonegative power. These, I use to absorb your power, nullifying your control of the anti-arcane and effectively doubling my power. I then crush you, and absorb your powers, whilst capturing your soul and torturing and brainwashing it for information on how you became a mirror of the universe.

Hey, look, seven years bad luck (Or something like that). I just broke a mirror!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on January 15, 2012, 08:40:35 AM
I file a bug report with Zeus.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Ertxiem on January 15, 2012, 05:33:38 PM
I'm afraid the bug report will be returned because you didn't write in ancient Greek...
And, by the way, Olympus is a mount (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Olympus), not a hill. Just in case you're thinking of something funny! :P
(Hey! I leaned that mytikas means nose in Greek!)

But I ramble. I go back to drink some maple syrup. Cheers Zackirus.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on January 15, 2012, 08:12:03 PM
Just to make things interesting again, I initiate the fail-safe on all the anti-matter weapons given to Steelfist.

All cannons are pointed on SteelCo planets and barracks, bombarding the worlds with balls weighing up to 50 kilograms (About 2150 megatons worth of force), causing massive damage to your supply worlds, your military worlds, and just destroying civilian worlds because I feel cruel right now. Anti-arcane shields still on, so your black magic cannot reach Neptune or any of its moons. Also not that, though offered, I never actually let you transform any of my troops into "Semi-Steel Knights."

I await retaliation.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on January 15, 2012, 08:32:02 PM
Duckyrodium automatons engaged! Infinite encryption engaged, preventing reverse-engineering! Nanobots activated! Orbital missile stations have stopped orbiting and are now holding still, which is really weird! Zero-point energy receptors accelerated to produce indefinite energy from a point (installed in core). Mobilised!!!

ATTACK! No, not Duskling! Attack Steelfist! Okay, they're going the right way now.

The bug report took a while to translate into Ancient Greek, but finally Zeus got my 515 report: godmodding power misplaced.
As such, Zeus deactivates your powers of narrative causality, meaning that you actually have to say how in the world you do stuff!

Finally, I send my Elite High Paladins of the Duckling Order to meet head-on with your Steel Knights. Magical metal, meet phamtasmagioria-dispelling caustic nonmetals!

Duskling, I don't even want the Hill any more. This is about Justice, Freedom, and the Danish American Way!! I propose, however, an alliance of jolly cooperation!

(Dark Souls, anyone?)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on January 15, 2012, 08:54:56 PM
Proposal accepted, and while my advisors believe that you won't try to pull anything, a bit of skepticism never hurt anyone. Cannons shall remain operational, as SteelCo hasn't retaliated yet.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 15, 2012, 11:55:39 PM
I file a report upon Steelfists head for use of unnecessary force.

Yup. Makes no sense, but whyever not?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on January 16, 2012, 06:48:12 AM
Unecessary force? I fail to see how any force could be unecessary; I've just been betrayed as I try to make peace and usher in a golden age of co-operation.

I don't even see why I've been betrayed - Oh wait. I see why I've been betrayed; you're fighting for the American way.

Very well. It amuses me that you believe yourself able to destroy me; the Steel God. Zeus holds no power over me; If I so chose, I could destroy the planet, removing his sphere of influence. Therefore, I must be more powerful. On a side note, I appear to be betrayed a disproportionate amount of times - is it because I godmod better than you?

I channel my power through my Steel Knights, making them powerful enough to destroy entire suns individually (Note than phantasmagoria is creating the illusion of magic, whereas this is 'real' magic), then order them to defend themselves with non lethal force. It is at this point that I project my mind into Duckling's through the paladins, dominating his entire army and himself. Then, I compell you to remove your encyption and transmit schematics for the devices. Then, I have your Paladins and Nano-bots destroy your weaponry and each other leaving you with nothing to fight with. Then, in the true spirit of the American way, I make your head explode.

It is at this point that I use the projection machines. As they are not technically magical (Being Lovecraftian science), they are not affected by the anti-arcane shield, and I take control of your turret's targeting systems and shut down the shield. I make the turrets fire on the base and subsequently the entire planet and each other. In doing so, I have destroyed your Base, planet and all weaponry that can compete with a Steel Knight - the cannons. I then send in my Steel Knights to scour the moons of Duskling soldiers, with orders to capture as many as they can alive. There are one or two casualties from unexpected anti-matter fire, but aside from that my Steel Knights magical and regenerative properties allow them to crush their opponents with relative ease. And with the prisoners? I have them crucified on every planet that was harmed by your unprovoked assault.

So, my Hill it shall remain, for now. Note that Duskling, in the unlikely event of your survival, popular opinion has been heavily slanted against you and Proteus due to your destruction of civilian worlds; no-one will support you, and most will likely capture you and hand you over to me for the hefty reward I'm offering, even if they don't kill you outright for being murdering scum. Have fun being the most vilified person in the universe, won't you?

And rebuilding just got a lot faster with the use of Zero-point energy receptors.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on January 16, 2012, 08:20:49 AM
I'm sorry; you can't do that.

Try again.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on January 16, 2012, 11:40:43 AM
Infantile Duck.  ;) Your head already exploded. You're dead.

Unless you can give a valid reason as to why I can't do that, I'm afraid I can. And since you're dead, so you should probably stop talking.

 :)
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on January 16, 2012, 11:56:26 AM
Infraction 1: Insulting America.
Infraction 2: Calling yourself God.
Infraction 3: Excessive use of God-modding, claiming solar-scale powers for your henchmen.
Infraction 4: Control of other players.
    a) Also did so by attempting to use another player's methods against them, without understanding the methods.
Infractions 5, 6, 7, and 8: Doing more god-modding without a valid explanation as to your methods. You need remedial training in acceptable uses of god-modding.
Infraction 9: Direct assault on the instance of another player's persona and insisting on its permanence.
Infraction 10: A direct insult to another player.

It is due to these 10 infractions that I choose to revoke your powers of narrative causality within the spheres of my influence. To be clear, you can plot, speak, think out loud, and suggest ideas, but you cannot in any way make things happen.

Duskling's Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on January 16, 2012, 12:14:10 PM
Meh, too much seriousness for me. Though I will not just give up the Hill, as it is mine now(?), antimatter cannons online, anti-arcane shields also online (Reflecting whatever sort of magic you want to use), and all that jazz, but what I will do is pretty much forfeit and spectate (But may possibly return later).

So, in short, my Hill until someone comes and takes it from me.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on January 16, 2012, 12:17:08 PM
I go and take tea with maple syrup with Ert and Zack. Too much seriousness for me, too.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on January 16, 2012, 02:31:26 PM
Prehaps the mirror will join Zack, Ert, and now Ducky. I really don't appreciate Steelfist attempting to define my own powers against me. So...

Cheers!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on January 16, 2012, 03:04:40 PM
Cheers!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on January 17, 2012, 02:12:07 PM
If you aren't Duckling, as this is mainly directed in way of answer to his post, you may as well skip the spoiler as my main point is below.

Too much seriousness, Duckling? I quite agree, though I wasn't being serious. However, this:

Spoiler
Infraction 1: Insulting America.
Infraction 2: Calling yourself God.
Infraction 3: Excessive use of God-modding, claiming solar-scale powers for your henchmen.
Infraction 4: Control of other players.
    a) Also did so by attempting to use another player's methods against them, without understanding the methods.
Infractions 5, 6, 7, and 8: Doing more god-modding without a valid explanation as to your methods. You need remedial training in acceptable uses of god-modding.
Infraction 9: Direct assault on the instance of another player's persona and insisting on its permanence.
Infraction 10: A direct insult to another player.

It is due to these 10 infractions that I choose to revoke your powers of narrative causality within the spheres of my influence. To be clear, you can plot, speak, think out loud, and suggest ideas, but you cannot in any way make things happen.

Duskling's Hill.

1. Hardly. It was a joke. And given the fact that I was declared to be being fought for the American way, does this not make the American way my opponent; surely this would excuse some harmless banter, even if you do have a rather sensitive view of an insult.
2. No, I called myself A god. Not the supreme creator, if you believe that. And I'm not even sure why this is an infraction.
3.+4.+5.+6.+7. 8. I'll cover later. And they really should have come under one heading.
9. Is a common enough 'offence'; I'm fairly sure you've killed a persona before. And I didn't insist. I merely pointed out that what I had done was done, so any argument must first invalidate what I'd done by pointing out how it was prevented.
10. Because it was a childish response. Besides, you are a Duckling; an infant Duck, no?

Rather suggest you were. So no, I wasn't taking this particularly seriously, but I will respond to your seriousness with a similar seriousness. Well, only to show you how ridiculous your argument is.

So, if you can revoke my right to do stuff, what is to stop me from revoking your right to revoke my right?

Under the infraction of Mod-modding (Attempting to ban me from play) I revoke your right (if you ever possessed it) to revoke the rights of others. See, as this is retrospective, you never had the right to revoke my rights, and it therefore never took effect. So, yay, I can do stuff. But wait; you were being too serious - doesn't that mean I shouldn't pay attention to your post, as you appeared to have ignored mine in every respect except to list it's 'infractions'? Therefore the Hill is mine.

I don't really take this game seriously, it's just an opportunity to think creatively, and to a lesser extent strategically. I really don't appreciate talk of infractions. (Thie following is me covering God modding, by the way) How did Duskling this anti-arcane shield? What is it made of, powered by? How does it work? He came up with it from the ground up, from what I can see; I've never heard of it in any fiction, or fantasy. How did he raise the capital to build massive cannons, and claim Jupiter as his own? And your Pladins and automatons? What of them. There was some psuedoscience explanation for the automatons, sure, but the Paladins were barely described. Surely all these things are godmodding, and yet you deem it 'acceptable' in your instance. Why? It's insultingly superior. Now, my tone is arrogant in this game. I know that. It's deliberate, and fits with the 'persona' of the Steel God. But now you are speaking, listing my transgressions not as Duckling, the character, but as Duckling, the player. And it irritates me. So I say this because when you list transgressions, you make it personal. And I'd prefer not to have someone I actively disliked on a forum I generally enjoy belonging to; it would kinda spoil it, wouldn't it?

I did my best to win against overwhelming odds. And I think I made a good job of it, too. So what's the problem? If your defences in some way prevented it, and you are petty enough to ruin what was overall a decent response to the situation, feel free to point out how.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on January 17, 2012, 03:21:33 PM
You did your best to win against overwhelming odds by giving yourself the power to utterly and completely control every single being that ever pledged allegience to me retroactively. If that's your idea of fair, I quit.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on January 17, 2012, 04:21:24 PM
While whether you do or do not quit is rather irrelevent to me, I meant no offence. I didn't say fair, but neither was it fair to 'gang up' on me. I wasn't complaining. I simply spotted the fact that as your mind was within the paladins you had a weak spot. I took the only course of action I could use to take advantage of it. There may have been another way to do so without offending you, but I didn't spend much time deliberating over it.

Now, it appears obvious that you are, for some reason, angry with me. I'm not sure why (I'm guessing you feel I cheated). Nor do I care, in all honesty, as this is a game. One that has rapidly become rather less fun; I doubt I'll be playing until it picks back up again. But it doesn't really have rules - so nobody can really break them. And trying to enforce rules on it hasn't worked in the past.

Just let it go, move on. Unless you have a genuine problem with me, I suggest it isn't worth arguing over.

Now, in the spirit of 'I can't be bothered with this crap' - I hereby . . . eat the Hill. You heard me. I ate it. You're just going to have to wait until I pass it before you can have it. And anyone who is willing to claim it after that deserves to keep it.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Ertxiem on January 17, 2012, 05:00:07 PM
Ahem:
I put on my "useless dirt" a pile of my manure until it reaches 200m above sea level. My hill. Literally.

Oh well, it's always good to have a companion in ideas... or maybe not, since we had disgusting ideas! At least I haven't eaten the hill. :P

We should all lighten up. It's just a game! I prefer to play it to have a laugh.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on January 23, 2012, 07:51:19 PM
Well, since this took a major dive, I'll also join Zack, Ducky, and Ert for maple syrup, since it longer matters to me whether or not it is of parasitic nature. :D

Cheers!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on January 24, 2012, 09:09:35 AM
*Rubs hands with evil glee*

Yes, drink. Drink. Soon your minds shall be under my control!

*Evil laughter*
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on January 24, 2012, 04:33:54 PM
*Rubs hands with evil glee*

Yes, drink. Drink. Soon your minds shall be under my control!

*Evil laughter*
I was referring to Zack's
"Special" Maple Syrup
, made a living entity back here (http://sinisterdesign.net/forum/index.php?topic=13.1515) (Before there, actually, but that's the most recent post regarding it that I could find).

I notice that the Steel Empire is going to rise up again I get out my "Special" Maple Syrup and drink some, turning me back into my maple syrup form. I then collect all of my previous weapons from my basement and suit up. A List of Which:

Spoiler
Armour:

- Night Vision/Thermal Eyes/X-Ray Vision/Ultraviolet Sensors (For eyes)
- A Respiratory System, that gives me oxygen (never runs out)
- A voice box that can change my voice (preset: my voice) includes Translator
- Gravity Boots (allows me to walk up walls and float)
- A Jet Pack (with infinite fuel) coupled with a Set of Wings
- A Shield System (defects mostly everything)
- A Hologram system (Allows me to change how I look [preset:old human body]) and a Cloaking Device (Cannot be detected by thermals)
- A In-Tangible System (Walk Through Most Objects/Shields)
- Auto Healing of Armour, Gear, and Myself
- A Screen that shows all the vital information
- A Time Machine and Dimensional Transporter and Teleporter
- A System that allows me to pick up to 20,000 pounds
- A Communications system (Almost Un-hackable)
- A Source of Food (Infinite)
- Space and Water Equiped
- A Infinite Power Source

Gear:

- Canadian Hockey Uniform (Un-Penetrable and is able to morph into anything else and make me become cloaked/intangible [hides everything else aswell])
- A Goalies Mask (That Never Breaks, Provides optical information about everything and works a gas mask)
- Hockey Gloves that can increase my Strength allowing me to dig quickly and pick up heavy stuff (up to: 10,000 Kg)
- A Cape (Canadian Flag)
- Skates that can change their from (preset: Skates) (Ability to walk up walls and float)
- A Hockey Stick (Wood, Can't break, and cuts through most substances)
- Hockey Pucks, Different Types: (Explosive, Fire, etc.)
- A Lacrosse Stick (Can't Break, cuts through most substances)
- Lacrosse Balls, Different Types: (Sleep Gas, Smoke, Sticky, Flash, Freeze, etc.)
- A Paddle (Can't Break, cuts through most substances) Can shoot different Materials (Snow, Ice, Water, Maple Syrup, etc.)
- A Backpack that releases Robotic Beavers under my control that can eat through mostly everything (Backpack also plays the Canadian Anthem)
- The Backpack that is a Jetpack and a set of wings
- The Backpack can also transform into a robotic Moose (Car, Plane, Sub, Space-Ship, Dimensional Transporter, Time Machine)
- The Blue Nose: Fastest Sail Boat Ever! (Can't be destroyed, Includes Repair Centre, Only I or Robotic Mountie can control, extra defences)
- The Moose can be also be used to attack people (Lazers, Guns, Antlers, Gases, Etc.)

Robotic Mounties: (50 Currently Active, X Number Created)

- Assortment of different Weapons (Guns, Lazers, Gases, etc.)  
- Un-Hackable or Controlled
- Can survive in any environment
- Cannot not be easily destroyed (parts form back together if destroyed)
- Connected to my Un-hackable Commications
- Able to Teleport/Become Intangible/Become Invisible/Change Appearance/Talk in Every Language
- Can Fly and Walk Up Walls, Jetpack and Wings
- Includes Robotic Horse that has same abilities as Moose
- Infinite Power Source
- Look Like Mounties


Canadian Lair:

- Automatic Base Defences (Gas, Guns, Lazers, Oil, etc.)
- Requires DNA from Myself, Robotic Code, (Plus a password) or Myself Opening it to Enter
- Holds X amount of Mounties
- 99% Indestructible
- Can Fly, Teleport, Turn Invisible, Move, go into Space/Water/Underground, Go Through Time/Dimensions
- Can repair my amour and my gear
- Commications Systems are Stored Here
- Includes Lab and Area for Living and Infinite Food/Maple Syrup Supply
- Can Transform in a Giant Robot, with me controlling robotically or manually
- Almost Un-hackable
- Can Change Form
- Giant Computer Stores all Files, Plans, Can Control Most Technologies with It (Extremely Hard to Hack)
- Infinite Power Source
- Currently Located: Canada, Today

I switch the cloaking device off of my house and move into my lair, activating 50 of my Mounties. I then use the lair to warp to another timeline where I can live in peace.

I walk downstairs and notice that I have 99 Bottles of Hills on the wall; that contain %1 each from different hill that has ever existed so far. I smile and go upstairs to finally enter the timeline where no one is fighting over the hill and land my lair where my house is. I switch on the cloaking device, disguise myself in my regular clothing and get out another bottle of Maple Syrup to enjoy.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on January 24, 2012, 06:23:05 PM
I also find it funny how rainen just showed up and then disappeared, as usual. :-\
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Xemadus Echina on February 15, 2012, 09:10:28 PM
I tend to do that a lot. Improbability spheres reengaged. Natural laws of physics negated. The act of the hill being under the control of an outside party causes the hill to now be under my control.

*Gives a nod to my ancient days of perfect god-modding (Though If you think about it, this is all a battle of wits and if my wit is wittier then the wittiness of all of your combined wits then my wit can easily be named King Wit: the wittiest wit of all wits.) 
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on February 19, 2012, 01:36:26 PM
Ah, but I control you. My Hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on February 19, 2012, 01:37:52 PM
@Duskling: And I control you.

@Rainen: Aha! But a King, even a King of Wit, must have a Wit (Or a jester) who is wittier than he. So he is not the wittiest, as his wit is wittier.

I am the Wit. And therefore, the King of Wit, and the Wit of the King of Wit are all me.

And my first royal witty decree/The Hill must belong to me!

My Hill!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on February 19, 2012, 02:44:21 PM
@Duskling: And I control you.
*Duckling
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on February 19, 2012, 06:49:39 PM
@Duckling: And I control you.

Crap!

Well, I'll bet that you didn't know that Xedamus Echina controls you.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on February 20, 2012, 01:14:56 PM
Ah, but you see, I control him controlling me controlling you controlling him controlling me. You see? It's simple, really.

That might be better represented as a diagram or flowchart, now I come to think of it.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on February 20, 2012, 04:36:35 PM
That might be better represented as a diagram or flowchart, now I come to think of it.
What's funny is that it'll go on forever since you all claim to be controlling each other.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zackirus on February 21, 2012, 08:33:31 PM
And, while everyone is aruging, I simply walk up to the ultra-hill (remember I made it :P) and use it's power to once again create a Uptopia. Then, like always, I sit down on my porch, crack open a model of 68' (Maple Syrup) and raise a class to the new future. Anyone want Pancakes?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on February 22, 2012, 12:34:21 AM
I shall partake in these pancakes!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Ertxiem on February 22, 2012, 01:17:34 PM
Great! Let's have some pancakes.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on February 22, 2012, 02:07:45 PM
You know me, utterly heartless - for the greater good (mainly my own greater good). An 'Uptopia' would destroy the topic, so I shall take the harrowing burden of taking your 'Uptopia' down (Thus creating a 'Downtopia', possibly) upon myself.

For the greater good.

1. I first reforge my Black Steel Mace.
2. I crush the skull of Zackirus, and his co-conspirators (Everyone who agreed to pancakes).
3. I take the Ultra-Hill, and meld with it, giving me the power to control all Steel directly. It also extends my influence over the components of Steel, namely carbon and iron. It also allows me to control the Hill.
4. Profit?

My Ultra-Hill. And without the Ultra-Hill your 'Uptopia' collapses.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on February 22, 2012, 02:50:29 PM
Oh Steelfist. You didn't need to kill folks. You just needed to whip up some dysmegabeliure pancakes. You know? Pancakes that give the state of a thousand defective wars.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on February 22, 2012, 11:24:52 PM
I think that would be kilo, not mega.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on February 23, 2012, 06:10:01 AM
You're right. I meant a million defective wars. Not thousand. Thank you Ducky.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on February 25, 2012, 10:49:15 PM
And thank you for not taking my correction to be one founded in malice, but of genuine desire for things to be right in the world.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on February 25, 2012, 11:14:05 PM
Smashing my head because I had some pancakes? What is this game coming to?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on February 26, 2012, 07:04:06 AM
No-o. I smashed your head to serve as a warning to all who would threaten the continued existence of this thread by agreeing to peace. Besides,  :-*
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Duskling on February 26, 2012, 12:32:19 PM
No-o. I smashed your head to serve as a warning to all who would threaten the continued existence of this thread by agreeing to peace. Besides,  :-*
That makes sense, in a way... a vile and twisted way. Also, I'd be lying if I said I didn't see it coming.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on February 26, 2012, 03:04:52 PM
You certainly should have seen it coming. Unless you closed your eyes, because you didn't want to see the mace destroy your skull. Vile and twisted - why, thank you! Those are the qualities I'm proudest of.

Anyway, I place the Hill in a First City Bank vault and then memorise the shape of the key. I can recreate the key out of my own steel body, so I melt down the key. I then study and master several martial arts, armed and unarmed combat based. I begin to study study pyromancy, cyromancy and necromancy, all the while recruiting promising, skilled soldiers with ambition, and teach them my adapted martial art, the Way of Steel, and also subsequently some arcane arts. My only price is their loyalty. Their rewards will be phenomenal.

Soon.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on February 26, 2012, 03:49:41 PM
Soon what? You've obviously mastered the art of god-modding faster and more efficiently than rainen ever has. What left is there for you to do?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on February 27, 2012, 11:15:57 AM
Ouch. But a compliment, in a way. At least I tend to restrict it to this thread. In all honesty, I'm being ominous for ominousity's sake. But hey, world conquering can't really be a bad thing, except for everyone else.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on May 04, 2013, 03:13:34 PM
I reset the game and put the hill on the back of an enormous tortise, to drift around the world in an unpredictable pattern.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on May 05, 2013, 08:27:13 AM
I use a grappling hook to climb aboard the tortoise, and claim it for my own.

[Hey, how about a new rule with regards to god-modding: nothing Superman couldn't handle, and nothing Batman couldn't handle with prep time?]
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on May 05, 2013, 08:54:44 AM
I tell the tortoise to submerge, washing you off and away from my hill.

[I like that idea, although I don't know how necessary anti-godmoding rules with the forumgoers that are here nowadays.]
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on May 05, 2013, 04:58:02 PM
I go get some scuba gear and pursue the tortoise! [Also, though this does not necessarily have any bearing on the game, tortoises are land creatures, while turtles are aquatic] Once I catch up, I hang on tightly in my scuba suit and restate my claim.

[Well, what say we dredge up the rule if it becomes absolutely necessary?]
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on May 05, 2013, 05:10:37 PM
I get my harpoon gun, because bugs can obviously hold harpoon guns without any difficulty, and scare you away from my hill. [This is a magical honey badger/tortoise mix. It doesn't care.]

[Agreed]
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on May 05, 2013, 05:37:58 PM
I bring a particularly powerful electromagnet to the scene of the tortoise and turn it on. Your harpoon gun is wrested away from you.

I claim the hill for myself.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on May 19, 2013, 01:55:41 PM
[Hey, how about a new rule with regards to god-modding: nothing Superman couldn't handle, and nothing Batman couldn't handle with prep time?]
[I'm in favor. I'd started to think we needed more explicit rules anyway. Although this leaves us open to arguments over what, precisely, they could handle.]

I use some buoyancy aids to keep my mace - actually, I'll capitalize that - my Mace (the one made out of blackened steel) afloat as I swim over to the Tortoise.
I then hit you with it, and roll you into the water without checking for a pulse. I claim the Hill.
See? I can be nice. I didn't make sure you were dead.

Then I just. Sit there. On the Tortoise.
Waiting.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on May 19, 2013, 06:39:20 PM
I force the tortoise to submerge through a crude form of mind control. This washes A
Steelfist off of my beautiful tortoise, and prevents anyone who isn't aquatic from accessing the hill. Sadly, the form of mind control I used sucks my consciousness from my bug-like body, and merge with the tortoise's. Although I have no way to really access it, MY HILL!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on May 20, 2013, 08:29:43 AM
Hmm. Well, the game has been reset, so I'm not made of steel yet. Fortunately, I swim to shore safely and retain my mace through use of buoyancy aids. Next, I obtain an exosuit designed for underwater mace combat, and because you didn't say you moved, I can find you again easily. I fetch an explosive implant that will work underwater and submerge in the exosuit where the tortoise is.

After hitting you a few times in the face with the Mace, I implant the explosive and threaten to detonate it if you don't obey me. I claim the Hill, and put an underwater tracking device on it so I can find it again.

Then I tell you to move around for a while underwater, so you can't be found by anyone else.

My Hill. Though it's still on BFB's back.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on May 20, 2013, 03:42:58 PM
I manage to recover from my injuries. I utilize military satellites to track the tortoise -- they have to breathe at some point, and thus must come up for air. Once I have done so, I return to the tortoise with my scuba suit and several EMP devices. I knock out the electronics in your exosuit, leaving you quite vulnerable to my harpoon, from which I shoot one spiked end of a sturdy cord into your leg [sorry, mate, but you weren't being particularly cooperative, and you did bash me over the head] and the other end into a nearby buoy. As the tortoise continues to move, you are yanked from its back into the water.

I find myself glad the EMP also knocked out the triggering mechanism for the explosives, and disarm them.

Now that the Hill seems to be under my control, I remove it from the tortoise [who should really be on land, anyway] and secure it to Cthulhu's back. I make a few human sacrifices to Hydra, Dagon, Cthulhu and a couple of other Old Ones, requesting that they grant me the boon of the ability to breathe underwater. This they do. My Hill on Cthulhu's back.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on May 22, 2013, 12:14:04 PM
I scream for a bit, as one does when one has a harpoon in one's leg. I cling to the buoy for a while, and find that I still have my Mace, and the buoyancy aids, thankfully. I use the sharp edge of my mace to sever the harpoon's rope, and using them, I manage to make it back to shore, snacking on the occasional shark on the way.

I have my leg fixed up, but I can still barely walk.

Hmm. I miss being steel, so with the use of some ancient rituals and human sacrifice I reform myself as a being of steel once more. Of course, due to the likelihood of encountering water, I make sure it is stainless steel. As such, I can heal my leg.

I do some work to track down an ancient sailor who encountered R'yleh during one of its rare surfacings and managed to leave with his sanity mostly intact. I convince him to tell me where it was, and go to the area where it was.

Then I dive. And sink and sink and sink and sink. Until I hit the bottom. I sneak in, find the sleeping Cthulhu and gently detach it from the snoozing sanity breaker, then carry it away as stealthily as you can carry a Hill.

I then locate a terrible creature from the deep, a creature of dark power and unspeakable malevolence, and hit it until it agrees to return the Hill and I to the surface.

Upon the surface, I carry the suddenly much heavier Hill back onto land, and set it up in Paris as a modern art exhibit.

I call the exhibit MY HILL, and I am praised for my genius. Someone stealing it would simply cement my status as an artistic genius; after all, why else would someone steal it?
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on May 22, 2013, 11:54:18 PM
I move onwards to Paris [keeping my water-breathing ability] in pursuit of the Hill. I handcuff myself to the Hill, presenting myself, the Hill, and you as my crowning achievement of Surrealist artwork -- and everyone eats it up. Two men on a hill, one of steel, one with gills? The art critics quickly realize that I am the real artist here.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on May 23, 2013, 08:31:47 AM
Oh damn it.

Oh! I hit you with the mace, and say it was to show the triumph of material things over art in our society! I am hailed as an artistic genius, and your brain seems to be swelling due to the injury, or possibly due to the way they lap up those obvious lies and don't even bother to make sure you are okay.

That's alright. I make a hole in your skull.

For your own good, of course.

MY HILL.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on May 23, 2013, 09:55:26 PM
Still blended with the consciousnesses of my amphibious tortoise, I drift my way towards Paris. From there, I trudge my way towards the hill, and smash into it and Steelfist. I manage to knock Steelfist's mace from his grip, and grind him and the hilll to a fine powder, which is spread by the wind all over Europe.

I claim the Hill in the name of Europe!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Steelfist on May 24, 2013, 09:44:33 AM
Woo! I'm finally travelling the world!

Anyway, you accidentally inhaled a small amount of the powder (well, relatively small; you are an enormous tortoise, after all), and through great effort of will I reassemble my consciousness, which is tied to the powder though strained by being spread so far, and reform into a liquid inside your lungs. I find this highly unpleasant but not, I think, as unpleasant as you find it; you promptly die, and I can make my escape, much diminished. Fortunately, we are in Paris, so I raid several stores for stainless steel, and reform anew. I collect my Mace, and make the claim that as I have more of the Hill particles inside my body than anyone else possesses, I have claim over the Hill.

Thus, my Hill (particles). I declare the dead giant tortoise corpse a work of art designed to indict rampant consumerism. Naturally, I am hailed as an artistic genius.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on May 24, 2013, 11:34:46 AM
My death as an enormous tortoise is enough to unbind my consciousness from the tortoise. Much weakened, my consciousness is free to roam the universe. Over time, I discover that I can manipulate the world on a molecular level to some degree. Thus, I end my turn.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Zackirus on May 24, 2013, 02:30:09 PM
And thus, in a true Zackirus fashion, I, as SteelFist is busy dealing with the tortoise, sneak up and collect a single sample of one of the "Hill Particles" and retreat to my home in Canada, happily drinking and offering my maple syrup once I return.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: Ertxiem on May 24, 2013, 02:48:21 PM
I also drink maple syrup with you.
Cheers!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on May 24, 2013, 05:40:03 PM
I scour Europe for years with a hill-detector/vacuum, and manage to claim over a thousand times the amount of Hill you have, Steelfist, for myself. My hill.
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: bugfartboy on May 24, 2013, 08:41:31 PM
Because I carried the hill for so long on my tortoise body, I retained a faint impression of how the various particles of the hill felt. Using my limited skills at particle manipulation, I begin calling the particles to me from afar. I gather them and shape them around my consciousness into the form of a humanoid. Eventually, I sneak enough particles of the hill away that I own 51% of it. From there, I set my hill-particle body adrift on a safe path through deep space. My Hill Majority!
Title: Re: King of the hill
Post by: ArtDrake on April 23, 2014, 06:38:17 PM
I alter the Higgs field around the portion of the Hill I snatch from the absent Steelfist to give the Hill particles I own more mass, thus making my hill portion the majority.