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Well, you all know this game, and to start it off, i'll post something easy to beat. I capture the hill, and I have a army of ninjas guarding it. 

                      My Hill

I enlist the help of an army of murgos, a group of grolims and some Dagashi (Belgariad). The Dagashi assassinate you, the grolims devastate your army with sorcery and the murgos mop up the survivors. No-one escapes. MY HILL.The Dagashi become my bodyguards and I set the Murgos to guarding my hill, and the grolims become the leaders of the army and protect me and my army from sorcery.

I come back as a skeleton. I build a space station and teleport the hill into it. I kill you and your army with one blast from my photon cannon. I have an endless army of robots guarding everywhere within a 100 lightyears of my space station. I build an anti teleportation shield.

Your space station 'malfunctions' (A computer virus I sent, enjoy) and teleports the hill back down to earth, the blows up, killing you and destroying your army. I then enlist the help of the western kingdoms (Belgariad again) to guard it. And belgarath to protect it from sorcery.

I jump ontop of your head, and claim the hill to be my own.

My hill.

I send an army of machete-wielding samurais to cut off steelfist's head, causing you to fall off, and him to die. I then station my samurais on guard. My hill.

I send an army of immortal ghosts and take over the hill. (hah beat that. [and don't you even think about calling Ghost Busters, I'm warning you XP])

I take out a vacoom cleaner and "clean" up the hill. Then I take the hill and move it into a tree. After all this I make a theme park on it, which is named "Dead Cow Zoo"(c).

I hire a bunch of sniper with .50 cals. They shoot a few vital spots of all the attractions in the theme park, causing them to blow up. I then tell them to shoot you, take over the hill, and keep the snipers as guards.

I come back as a ghost and mindblast your ghosts to the sun, and then take your heart off your chest. O_O
I then reconstruct the teampark, and make it so it can never been destroyed. As the legal owner of the grounds, I too own the hill.

My hill

I hire a crack team of lawyers, who do some digging and discover that the hill is zoned as a residential area only, and you failed to apply for a variance when constructing your theme park. They take you to court, sue the pants off you, and have you evicted from the hill. They then construct a flawless legal defense of the hill.

My hill.

I hire my own attorney, who takes your lawyers out, and I get out of the court with 1240973$ inducement payment. I then get my zoo back, and own the hill again.

My hill.

Out you go, kivatti, as you're copyright enfringing here, 'cause "dead cow zoo(c)" was my original idea, which records prove to be true. Hence, the general populace finds out, gets angry, kicks you out and installs me as the rightfull owner of the zoo and the hill.

My hill.

I completely ignore the copyright laws and blow up everything on the hill with a cruise missile.
I then create my own Private Military Corporation and use the hill as a training ground.
All trespassers will be shot. All survivors will be shot again.

I teleport the hill to my own universe (here goes again) which no one but I can enter, and live there happily with my hill.

My hill.

Is this the apple tree universe? because if it is, i genetically modify the apples to explode if they are in the same galaxy as the hill or you. The apples destroy the universe and you and the hill. I rebuild the hill on earth, where i am elected president, take over the world in a kind dictatorship in which the poeple love me, excell our technology 200 billion years into the future, and have protection against everything from bannanas to viruses to rampaging zebras or lawsuits.

MY HILL

I use Flash Gordan's weird thing and follow the portal to where your hill is, unite everyone in the other universe against you, including your daughter, and take the hill.

However, your universe is extremely unstable, a brane collision causes it to collapse, and the hill is inexplicably transported back to its original location. As I am the one who was able to explain to the public what happened, I am given the hill as a token of appreciation.

My hill.

As the universe I did never had any apples, no one of you ever got thr hill. Still

MY HILL

In that case, I attack your universe with army of robot gorrilas. and geurillas. You are taken hostage and killed, and I claim the hill with an army of said robots and freedom fighters.

The universe is still a place only I can enter, so... My hill.

When you teleported the hill to the other universe, you forgot to teleport me and my army off the hill. I launch a surprise against you and kill you. I then take over the universe where the hill is located.

I come back as a ghost and blast you and our army/robots off the hill. My hill

I create a time bomb and blow it up in your universe, as I had slipped it on the hill before you ever transported it to your universe. Your universe blows up, and I continue to my first option. (The whole president and dictator thing)

I beast the crud out of you with X-wings and destroyer droids

I create a virus that turns all the droids on my side, and I wipe out the rebels.

I take over with Pac-Man and Yoshi, who eat everything in sight.

I send out a ghost that eats Pac-Man and Yoshi.
I then attach a teleporter to the hill, so anytime that somebody comes close to the hill it automatically teleports to a new habitable planet in the universe. (it's one freaking big stargate =P)

I destroy the teleporter by shooting it and push you down the hill. My hill.

I surround the hill with snipers that are actually sitting in another dimension, open one-way portals so that their bullets can go in but nothing can harm them, I snipe you off, eat a veggie burger, and teleport the hill to Helm's Deep, where 300 men and the extras that wanted to play elves are defending it.

My Hill

I bring an antimatter (is anybody else amazed that Firefox counts antimatter as a word?) gun and shoot you and your army exploding them in a tremendous amount of energy (as accordance with Super String Theory). My hill.

I use a Time Machine, and hire the Terminator to kill you. He does. Someone else's hill by default.

I teleport 200 krogans (Mass Effect) to kill the terminator and take over the hill. My hill.

I use a time machine, and go to the time when the hill was built, and buy it. I then get back to my own time as it's rightfull owner. My lawyers get you all off the hill, and you go to a prison for unauthorized residence.

I capture the hill with an army of metroids and samus (metroid series) and get the legal rights to the hill in the future, past, or present.

I take you before the court for an assault towards me. You go to jale, while I get the rights for the hill back to me.

I hire the mafia to kill you, the lawyers, the judges, the jury, and everyone involved with the court case. I then hire them to guard the hill.

I blow it up with a mini nuke, killing all of your assassins, then I rebuild the hill using Aeonflux's grass.

I shoot you, and destroy the hill. I then make another to the other side of the universe. My hill.

I convince the people back on earth you are a hostile alien planning on destroying earth. They launch a massive strike on the hill using previously top secret technology. The people on earth give me the hill in gratitude. I then install defenses using futuristic technology. I also hire ghost busters to take out any annoying ghosts.

I capture the hill with the help of Vaati (zelda minish cap) and use his magic to take, and then protect, the hill. MY hill.

I rub the genie bottle and wish for the hill. My hill.

The wish gets corrupted, and you get a normal hill with nothing to do with this thing. Also every other guys trying to take the hill are teleported there. When everyone else is gone, I go and take the hill. My hill.

um, pardon moi, mais, what keeps you from being teleported yourself?
2nd Wish, wishes that none of his wishes can be corrupted,
3rd and final wish, wishes to have indefinite control of the hill as described by the Subject King of the hill in the forum games of the general discussion of the general topic of the sinisterdesign forums which are owned by Craig Stern the creator of the Telepath series.
Hah, try to find a loophole in that with your teams of lawyers!

Zhampir: you forget to claim it! So:
My hill.

Knock, knock. "Dead Cow Zoo" (C) is back!  I lure you with eternal promise of sleeping pills, set you up in a comfy cage, you agree to give up your control of the hill, and the Zoo gets working once more! My hill.

Ah! But that was just a trick from me!
I knew you would try the same old routine, but this time I was prepared! I'm deader than ever, so, my four stomachs are so decomposed that they can't hold any pills in them any more. I pretended I gave you the control because I knew that at night you would go to your room at the zoo to go to sleep. So, I used some very special dead cow butter under your room (you know, the one that's near the top of the hill).
I quietly get out of the cage (that you didn't lock because you though that the pills would do their work) and make a gentle push in your room, that slides down the hill.
Hence, now it's: my hill.

I write you a fake letter saying that you should go visit your dead cow cousins. MY HILL!!!

as you have no fortifications I walk up to you, tie you to the basket of a hot air balloon and release it. I then build a monumental castle and watch as you float away into the horizon. My hill.^^

Castles are so old school. I buy a few tanks and the walls come tumbling down. I keep the tanks around for protection, along with ghost-busters. My hill.

I Call Forth Luca (Luca Distracts and Kills the Ghost Busters)

I Also Call Forth EMP (Tanks stop working and explode)

Just You and Me.............. And MY Pokemons

[Everything Converts into Pokemon Graphics]

Grabs Pokeballs: :*Pokeman Battle Music Plays* "Go MAGNETON!" "Zuuuuuzoo"

'MAGNETON uses: lock-on' "Target Aquired"'
'Yogc uses: Forum Reply' "LOL that is wack"'

'MANGNETON uses: Zap Cannon "Sparkly"'
'Yogc uses: Telepath RPG "Attack Shadowlings" *Super Effictive*'

'MAGNETION uses: Explosion "3...2...1...BOOOM!"' *MAGNETION faints*
'Yogc uses: CryoBlast "Aghhhhhhhhh it Burns" *There is no target*

"Go Caterpie" *Nuhhuuuuh*

'Anonomous uses: Bug Zapper "ZAPPPPPP" *Not-very effictive*'
'Caterpie uses: String Shot "Sticky" *Yogc is trapped in a ball*'

'Go Ultraball'

Toooooep Dun duh .... Dun duh .... Dun duh ... Click!

!You just caught Yogc!

Yogc is a very active Pokeman. It likes to win prizes and it knows a lot about Telepath RPG. It can be seen writing on the forums most of its days. This pokeman is part of the Mechanics.

Would you like to give it a nickname?
No
It has been sent to box 3.

*KingZackIce Saved his game*

Canada's Hill Now

Well, I normally wouldn't do this, but I have to do what I have to do...
I unite all of your pokemon in the PC and use them to break out of the PC (should have bought Mac). I then have them all attack and kill you (or knock you out permanently). All of the pokemon like me now, so I hire them to guard the hill.

I tell Team Rocket that Pikatchu is on the hill. They made up a plan and try to capture him. Chaos follows. You and Team Rocket are zapped far away. Soon after, Ash appears to collect Pikatchu and the rest of his pokemons and leaves immediately to a tournament.
Now, I can calmly go up and claim my hill.

All other contestants are convicted of mass murder.

The hill is confiscated and under investigation.

I happen to be the sheriff in charge of the investigation.

My hill.

I start a gang of outlaws who ride in and kill the sheriff and all of the police. We establish the hill as our hideout. My hill.

Little do you know...

You put your magnet too close to your GPS and went to the wrong hill.

Still my hill...

Open up the space time continium and you and the hills are transported to the lava universe. You burn up while I take a shovel and take some of the dirt that is left from the base of the hills and transport it the the top detect middle base in Canada and guard it with the entire RCMP and military of Canada which is quite big. Canada's hill now :-)

I'm Canada's Secretary of the Interior.

My hill. 

No such thing. Even if their was it is our hill.

Canada's hill still

I coup the government.

Mah hill naow.

But then the Cult rises up and enslaves people's minds with the power of religion.

MY canada.

And my hill by default, because it's in Canada

I organize a rebellion to free Canada from the Cult and reinstall a democracy. That shouldn't take long, since the USA share a long border and like to fight wars with the democracy excuse (oops... this sounds nasty! >:) ). In the pre war negotiations, I managed to convince the USA that a certain tiny little hill was a holy place to all the dead cows and it was agreed that after the liberation of Canada, that hill will be under my control.
Now that the war is finished, I can claim: my hill.

I put some forged letters in your suitcase that suggest you are planning on attacking the US. I tip them off, and they launch a massive counter attack and wipe you out. They give me the hill in gratitude.

Little do you know that there was contact poision in the letters you sent yogc. Soon afer you get the hill, the poisions start to work on you and you die. While I am at it, I take Ertxiem's dead body and throw it into the Sun. Now the dang cow won't come back.

Canada's Hill Now

There are reasons I keep antidotes in my pockets. I almost die, but the antidote manages to barely save me. I then heal myself by using vengeance on everyone and everything on the hill. I hire an army of shadowlings, spriggats, and humans to guard the hill.

You are accused by the ICC of crime against humanity. You are prosecuted and electric-chaired. NATO then confiscates the hill and sanctions both the U.S. and Canada. Being Secretary-General of NATO, it is my hill now.

MY HILL

The electric chair has failed to kill its victims in the past. I just use vengeance once again. After I destroy the ICC and NATO, I rehire my army. My hill.

You're in debt due to hiring your army, and JPMorgan Chase wants its money. In desperation, you sell the hill to them.
I am JPMorgan Chase's CEO.

My hill.

I teleport the hill to a place full of blizzards, and hire the SAS (with limitless money) to use their  heartbeat sensors (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oenHzTO4go) to find and kill you.

Go to 4 min in the video to see a heartbeat sensor.

EDIT: Added when heartbeatsensor appears in video.

Global warming thaws the hill.

Disgusted with their living conditions and inflation caused by your wealth, your guard quits, you are tried under international law for crimes against humanity, and convicted.

Due to your inflation, U.S. dollars are next to worthless. I use Kenyan money to buy U.S. money, and then, under an agreement with the U.S. government, burn millions of bills and halt the U.S. mint for ten years.

I am now rich thanks to deflation.

I buy the hill.

My hill.

Global warming isn't existent in the place where the hill was, and I have every kind of money.

MY HILL

Stop taking LSD.

My hill.

Wish granted now you take it, lol.
While you're trippin' I kick you off the hill. my hill.

I politely ask for the hill. Impressed by my politeness you hand me over the hill.
My hill.

I have girlscouts come to your door and have you sign here here here (a thousand signatures latter) I show you that you just signed a contract into a partnership in owning the hill. Our hill!

Zhampir needs to stop taking LSD, similar to Frosty.

KZ and I did not sign a written contract. I take the hill back.

Mah hill still.

I call forth a 'Red Giant', which incinerates the earth and then it collapses upon its own gravity creating a black hole sucking the remaining debris into oblivion, little did people know that I was already in a parallel universe, with a sample of the hill. In this parallel universe, myself, a life time supply of Back Bacon and ice cream, a copy earth with no animals just plants exist, and a simple sun.

I then Take the sample of the hill up to Canadian Territory, and plant a Canadian flag in a sample of the Hill

Canada's Hill Now

Thanks to Schrodinger's theory, because I died in that universe I do not perceive myself in that universe.

My hill.

That still means that you don't have the hill and I am still eating my back bacon

Canada's Hill Still

No, it means you never affected me in any way and therefore I still have the hill.

My hill.

Just because its a theory doesn't mean its true. Einstein's theory that nothing can go faster than the speed of light is actually wrong.

But Anyway,

Instead I go back in time and prevent your parents from ever meeting each other. Thus, Erasing you from time Time Line Completely. So you never existed and its Canada's Hill Once Again. 

However, due to the fact that you are claiming hills for Canada and since you eliminated the existence of Presentiment, your post above makes no sense. In a few moments, some nice people, wearing white clothes come to pick you up. They dress you a shirt with quite long sleeves that strap in the back. You are taken away. Bye. I might visit you some day...
Now, that I'm alone, I can go uphill and claim: my hill.

You have no rights to the land. It is confiscated by the government, and put up for sale.

I buy it.

My hill.

I freeze time then go up to the hill. Then you can't stop me and I can do anything I want in frozen time (this is assuming that I can still control objects like Hiro of Heroes.)

My Hill stuck in one time so nobody can take it back!

Billions of Years past and you simply die of bordom. Once time resumes again and a move the hill to Canada and guard it with Telsa Coils that are fuled by Nitorgen Gas, I also make it in a bomb proof sheleter.

Canada's Hill !

Nice, but you said the shelter was bomb proof, not the ground beneath it. I plant a load of bombs under the hill and destroy it. So now it's a crater. I claim it.

My Crater.

It's been quite a while now... still my crater.

I fill in the crater with cement and you are still in the crater. I then take some new dirt and make a new hill.

Canada's Hill Now!

No fortifications, I shoot you and then put a sign next to your grave saying your name is Norbert Frankleshtein. You believe it. Then you become one of those Ghosts that can't remember they're name so you become a (forgot the name, Luca explains it.) I claim the hill then put a mind control helmet on everyone. So you can't stop me. No need for fortifications. :)

Even though I'm a Jinn I still attack you and kill you with my cryo blast. My hill Now! And since everybody is under the brain control helmet no need to do anything other than put tesla coils around the hill and a forcefield.

Well I'm a ghost now so I can just float through the walls and kill you while your doing whatever Jin's do!

Rumors abound that the hill is haunted.

The Mythbusters prove not.

I buy the hill. Mah hill naow.

I find Luca and she brings me back to life. I then become the dictator of the world. Then, I 'liberate' you from your hill. My Planet (including the hill.)

I start to explain superstring theory to you. You, of course, dose off. I send you off on a rocket that has just enough fuel to get you to the site of the big crunch, where you are permanently stuck because the net force acting upon you is zero and you have no way to accelerate. My hill (until the universe collapses on itself, again [man, don't you hate it when that happens? lol])

You have no legal rights to the land, according to the U.S. (where your hill and all other UFO's land), and due to the fact I am Zackirus's son and his will stated all his material belongings are transferred to me upon his death, I get the hill.

Mah hill, un-subtle jerks.  :)

I die, I'm a ghost, I get brought back to life, then I kill you and steal the document for legal rights to the land.

I have a professional check out these documents you present, they're found to be fake and I am given the hill. My hill.

I kill you and take over the hill.

Sometimes, you just have to go back to basics. :P

You realize those documents had my siggy on them?

You never had any rights to the land.

EnEwaz.

You are arrested and held on no bail.

I get my stolen docs returned to me.

My hill un-subtle jerk. ;)

Zackirus busts me out of jail and both me and him take the hill back to Canada. 50% Canada's hill, 50% my hill.

It's too heavy, and you fall unconscious, and wake up in a cheap suit in a court of limited jurisdiction.

As the defendant.

Mah hill still.

We used cranes and other lifting equipment. Really, do you think we would just try to lift up a hill with our bare hands?

Still 50% my hill and 50% Canada's hill. So you'll have to deal with both of us to take the hill back. And, when one of us is in danger. The other will send some of their forces to aid.

You don't have any rights to the land.

Canada arrests the two of you and the hill is returned to me, much to the delight of the tabloids.

We buy 51% of your hill then we move it back to Canada and the consensus rules in our favor.

I use my position as CEO of Fannie May, Fannie Mac, AIG, Toyota, and Chrysler to start a recession and your loan falls through, and you are forced to sell all of your land
I then use my bonus money, cough cough, i mean my stimulus money to buy the hill
MY HILL

i create improbability spheres over all locations (past present future and alternate dimensions) that the hill inhabits which causes the hill to be sent to an alternate plane of existence which only i am able to live in or access. seeing as this is an alternate plane of existence the laws of this universe are null and void so i have absolute control over EVERYTHING (including the weak and strong nuclear forces, gravity and that other force that nobody can remember)

MY HILL (for all eternity :P )

You get everything wrong. It was still mike's hill.

Yellow media provokes public outrage against you, the government orders you fired and returns it to me, the last legal owner of the hill.

i was technically the last legal owner of the hill
My hill-forever

i eliminate the strong and weak nuclear forces holding presentiment's atoms together making him cease to exist. i then do the same for mikew. my plane of existence, my rules, MY HILL

You literally go mad with power and commit suicide. Then, the world is normal again and, since you didn't kill me and since the last owner of the hill died, I buy it and defend it.

*knock-knock*
"who's there?" E-man
"the old owner of this place, you haven't noticed a dead cow around here now, have you?" KZ
"what?" E-man
"this is a zoo: the "Dead Cow Zoo"(c), see here?" KZ
"yes" E-man
"good, you'll be allowed to work as a janitor and focus pill provider in the meantime" KZ
"why, thank you very much!" E.man
"you welcome" KZ

My hill.

I get promoted rapidly and you grow old with no heirs so I inherit it when you die.

My hill.

since im the perfect being it is impossible for me to go mad with power. MY HILL (like i said before its full proof)

The perfect being? You're kicked out of the forums for not being telepathy enough. My hill.

since you have no operator powers you cant do schist towards me (schist is a metamorphic rock! geoscience ftw)  MY HILL

I didn't say I kicked you out. KZ or Craig Stern does it.

I nuke the hill. I then send a ton of aliens immune to the radiation to take the hill and preserve the radiation forever. Not even the perfect being can survive in these conditions, and the aliens are perfectly loyal and will not give the hill just because someone asked.
MY HILL

I wear a radiation suit and shoot them. They may be immune to radiation but they are weak.

My radioactive hill.

my improbability spheres turn the radioactive particles into chocolate sprinkles and i eat ice cream on MY HILL

Radioactivity isn't all particles, so the gamma rays from the radiation kill you. I train my aliens to extremes, and then send them back in the same circumstances. MY HILL

yet again the improbability spheres turn the gamma rays into ultraviolet rays and they bake your aliens to a crisp. i eat some HFA on MY HILL (hill fried aliens) 

I nuke the hill again, this time smaahing every single improbability sphere I see, and then send a bunch of Krogan mercs to go and finish the job by smashing all in the universe. I then send back another ton of my super aliens still under the same circumstances to go and hold the hill. MY HILL.

improbability spheres are distortions in space and time. therefore they can't be smashed, only canceled by the original creator. also nobody has succesfully brought the hill out of MY UNIVERSE so your "army" has lost the strong and weak nuclear forces holding their atoms together. yet again, my universe, my rules, MY HILL.

You forgot to cancel my radaition. You live on the hill for a good, oh say five seconds before the β+ rays eat away at your skin like acid and destroy your entire body. I throw you remains onto the sun, have a talented psy make your ghost forget its name and move away from you own universe, passing the ownership onto me. I will not be persuaded out of it. I then send my elite aliens back to the hill to hold. MY HILL.

like i said before, harmful radiation is promptly turned into chocolate sprinkles to to the improbability spheres. also it is impossible to move out of my dimension due to the only key out being my untouched life force. MY HILL

I warp time and space so that all of your improbability orbs are no more, and then create my own universe wher radiation kills everything that iisn't immune to it. I am immune to it. My aliens are with me. So is the hill. I send my aliens to the top of the hill, and create my own improbability orbs to counter yours if they ever come again.
MY HILL

improbability spheres in themselves are warps in time and space. just with  more exotic effects(affects?)  your stated actions are therefor null and void. MY HILL

I warped space and time to remake the improbability orb counters, so they really were destroyed. MY HILL.

Pa-pa-pa-pa-pam! Here I come with a nice little heater and melt thee, Frosty, 'till you no longer be. I then take up your place and claim the hill in my name.
My hill.

as i previously mentioned, improbability spheres are warps in time and space.  only i, their creator, can remove them (im drawing from a mysterious power which must be correctly named and harnessed to use.  you may be able to discover what it is by reading through my story)

Some happy kids decide to remake me from sctratch, and then I take a time machine to before the improbability orbs were made, and then kill rainen before he can even make them. I then procede to the cycle, nuke the hill, send the aliens. MY HILL.

my powers prevent me from interacting with your dimension. i never die so the course of time goes unchanged. MY HILL
(i can go on forever with this lol. its inherently fool proof unless you know what creates my powers.

I get Thomas Convenant to use the white gold to reach through the arch of time and destroy your dimension, then create another hill in a seperate dimension and seal it forever.

M Y  H I L L

My improbability spheres prevent outsiders to pass through time. Thus your actions are prevented. MY HILL

I consider the logic of improbability spheres carefully, form reasonable arguments and have a serious talk with god. He agrees with me and consequently removes them, leaving you defenceless  :-*.I then use the white gold combined with Belgarath, Belgarion, Beldin, Beltira and Belkira along with the grolims and the eight gods (Belar, Issa, Torak, Aldur, Nedra, UL, Mara and Chaldan). I then use them to chop you into quarters, place a quarter in a secluded monastary, another into the sea, the third somewhere throughout The Land, and the final quarter I have placed inside a sealed dimension that can never be opened, at the center of a tiny planet with a superheated core, inside an unopenable invincible chest (Sealed with unbreakable, invincible chains, and bound with Sorcery, with an anti spirit enchantment on it) with a curse laid on you, you will be in eternal pain, be unable to die or rest, and unable to possess the hill, until someone else or your spirit can reunite all four quarters of your body with your spirit.

I then claim the hill, setting all the forces I mentioned to guarding it.

God can't manipulate the energies used to create the improbability spheres because they come from a different universe which I, and not he, is the guardian of.  There for he has no powers over them (or anything when he is in MY universe)  therefor all the actions you described are prevented by the stasis lock that my universe creates when it's guardian (me) is in danger.  With your "forces" frozen in time (and no way to retrieve them due to my improbability spheres) i eliminate the strong and weak nuclear forces holding their atoms together thus removing them from existence.  My hill until you manage to figure out what the energies in my universe are as well as a way of controlling them

My people never entered your universe; they don't have to. They are sorcerers, remember!

I CALL UPON THE ATLANTEANS AND THEIR INCREDIBLE ENERGY MANIPULATION POWERS!

THEY MANIPULATE THE ENERGIES OF YOUR UNIVERSE, AND UNDO IT COMPLETELY!

THEY SAVE YOU AND RETURN YOU TO MY CUSTODY
I then chop you into quarters, place a quarter in a secluded monastary, another into the sea, the third somewhere throughout The Land, and the final quarter I have placed inside a sealed dimension that can never be opened, at the center of a tiny planet with a superheated core, inside an unopenable invincible chest (Sealed with unbreakable, invincible chains, and bound with Sorcery, with an anti spirit enchantment on it) with a curse laid on you, you will be in eternal pain, be unable to die or rest, and unable to possess the hill, until someone else or your spirit can reunite all four quarters of your body with your spirit.

I then claim the hill, setting all the forces I mentioned to guarding it.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!

My hill, by the way.

I jump into sub-space and I wait 10^100^1000years (that's a lot by the way) for the big crunch and the resulting big bang, as I'm the only sentient in the entire universe I claim the resulting hill. My future hill.

That doesn't, however, effect me. In the present I still own the hill.

My hill

You must be physically manifested in a universe to interact with it.  Therefore you can do nothing without entering my Universe.  And we both know what happens then.  Also the "energies" of my universe require a certain item (or innate ability which are only triggered in a certain blood line of which I am the only surviving member of since a certain disaster) to manipulate and still survive the manipulations.  My hill by default.

The atlanteans are wise enough to turn the manipulation of energy into a science, as a result, they can manipulate the energies of this universe.

Not that it matters. quibbling over this point is getting tiresome.

Have the hill if you like; I can't be bothered to argue any longer.

The rules of science differ between universes, therefore the science of one dimension does not work in another. My hill of infinite everything.

I nuke the world five times at the same time. The insane amount of energy required to turn all the radiation into choclate sprinkles overloaded you improbability orbs, and they no longer work. They did not have limitless power, and everything has a reaction. I then change the universe to put it in a winter wonderland with killer snowmen guarding it. Global warming and heaters don't exist here.

Improbability spheres ARE limitless in power according to mortal standards.  The only thing powerful enough to overload them is the big bang itself (which can't be artificially produced because there are laws of creation that prevent it, they're the laws of physics on steroids.) Also the ability to change a universe is reserved for the guardian of said universe and the key to leave a universe is directly connected to the same being so it is impossible for you to remove the hill from my universe also your snowmen are enough of a threat to be considered a danger to me so their strong and weak nuclear forces are eliminated removing them from existence. Cmon man use the hints I've given you. Don't you even read these things?

The improbability sphers are deemed too good by KZ and he bans them.

I claim the hill after putting you in MY dimension and cloning 2 more of you under my control so, no matter how powerful you are, I am twice as strong.

My hill.

(Seriously Rainen, we're getting annoyed.)

[spoiler]You do realize that the small writing in my posts are hints right?  If you look around my posts i.e. my story and the RTD you can easily use that to beat me.  This whole thing is just a game for me to see if anybody can analyze information and use it.[/spoiler]

My power comes from my spirit and my link to Mystic, not my body, so the clones are just normal humans.  I kill them immediately and ask Mystic to seal the hill in his dimension so that only the guardians can access it.  My Hill

After losing my hill (my favourite thing) I use some telepath people (the game I play) to conjure up a new hill and claim it as the hill to get now.

I find 'mystic' and she gives me all the powers you have and I defend the hill with me and one turrett. (I'm just that bit more powerful than you now.)

Yeah ,that's right, I followed the clues.

My hill.

[spoiler]Mystic is a guy and the hint was that my double was trapped in the telepath dimension unable to free himself because of a temporal anomaly that left him mostly powerless.  The idea was to free him from the dimension (and upon returning to my dimension he regains his powers because of the mystic essence that flows through it) and tell him that I was an evil double.  Then use him to eliminate the improbability spheres as well as the hex on my dimension.  But the game lost it's appeal to me and I'm giving up on trying after this post because apparently following a trail of clues isn't considered fun.[/spoiler]  Mystic can't give any powers to you because he has to have the approval of all seven guardians as well as a solid reason (saving a specific dimension that you inhabit).  Therefor you are left with just one turret and using the portal gun from the game portal I pick it up and make it shoot you to death.  I take the new hill and use  my powers to fuse it with the old one creating a large hill.  My hill but I'm offering to trade it for an albino bunny.

I eat too much at lunch. I laid down and notice that my stomach is swollen. My hill (the stomach).

Technically, a hill must be 200m or higher to be classed as a hill so your stomach is not the hill and I trade Rainen's hill for an Albino Bunny I found behind a chip shop.

Well, you don't really know how much I ate for lunch...
And regardless of that, I still call my swollen belly: my hill.
[spoiler]I think that some surrealism was missing around this game.[/spoiler]

Fine, I have the hill we all want and you have a full belly whick makes you want to puke. :P

The hill we want is my hill. ;)

Oh. You missed a good idea.
If you made me puke, you could call the puke your hill...
But, since you missed that opportunity, I go up your hill and I puke on top of it. The smell is nauseating and you leave sickened.
Now I call it my hill.

I bring the hill to my universe, the blizard one, and then the killer snowmen return. They can't smell, so you die pretty fast.
MY HILL

P.S. Killer snowmen kill on sight.

I don't really understand what the killer snowmen did, because I'm already dead (look at my sig).
I simply wake up from a strange dream I had, where I was in a different universe, the blizzard one.
Uaaahh. It was a long night sleep I had... And a weird dream... different universe... Ah ah ah! Who would believe that!
I yawn, look around and see that I'm still on my hill.

The blizzard universe wasn't a bad dream, you just woke up in heaven after you died (again) and the hill in heaven isn't the one we are after, so still, MY HILL.

in order to restore the cosmic balance I force the hill to spontaneously combust melting all solid water.  Also your galaxy is now plagued with SSC (spontaneous snowman combustion).  FREE HILL!

I claim it then guard it with 10 000 modern infantry troops.

My hill. :)

I attack it with 10,001 troops and succeed. My reinforcements encircle the hill and the surrounding areas. They have flamethrowers, snipers, and machine guns. They are incorruptible, knowledgable about their weapons, and have made the hill and themselves immune to nucleur weapons AND universe swaps due to a rare metal alloy known as mike-ium.
PS my reinforcements number at essentially infinity due to cloning technology creating new soldiers at a rate faster then they can be killed

Due to yet another cosmic imbalance, I remove the strong and weak nuclear forces holding the "mike-ium" together as well as the cloning machines (and all objects containing the knowledge of how to build/create them).  FREE HILL

STOP! Mike never won the battle between my troops and his because his troops were attacking uphill. Also, I had fortifications, so, you're troops only killed about 2 000 of my troops and I hire new troops to take their place.

Still my hill!

Little did you know I was one of the soliders that you bought. At night while everybody is sleeping a grab a piece of the hill and make a run for it. I simply let the guards think that I was killed during the attack on your hill. I head over to Canadaian terriorty and take my sample of my hill and plant it into my garden. Also, for good measure I use the forces of black magic to make Rainen mortal and for him to have amensia. Since, everybody thinks Ersatz Man's Hill owns the real hill I can safely live in peace.

Canada's Hil (Secretly)

Ersatz Man's Hill

Yeah but I still own like 99.9% of the hill so kudos to you for taking some but it's such a small amount that it's not worth fighting over.

99.9% my hill.

Yes but I still own the hill, the 0.1% is still mine meaning that whoever owns the hill (I will always own some of it!).

I'm above the effect of black magic, therefore I'm still immortal. Also due to your lame attempt at beating me I take your piece of hill and return it to the main hill. Ersatz hill

I freeze myself in hiberantion, and wait until the year 4000 and I go back in time (using the technology) and stop myself from from ever trying to use black magic on you. You never get upset with me and leave me alone. I also still have the part of the hill in my garden, so I sit back, grab some maple syrup and chill out.

Canada's Hill (Secretly) 0.1%

Ersatz Man Hill (Main) 99.9%

Technically, parts of objects fall of all the time. If you scratch a rock with a key, granules fall off but you still consider the rock a whole rock. Whichever is the bigger piece, is the hill.

So, my hill.

Your lump of useless dirt.

I dress up as a cleaning person and go up the hill and say:
My, my, what a dirty hill we have here..
I pick up my new vacuum cleaner Aspirare 1234: it really sucks with an extra large bag.
In no time all the dirt is gone and the land is now flat. Meanwhile, you are so perplexed that you don't react.
I calmly go away to my house and I empty the bag in a terrain I own: my hill.

I take a piss on the hill, and you all leave in disgust
Meanwhile, i am arrested and forced to do community service for being crazy
FREE HILL

I take a flamethorwer and burn the rest of the hill, I then go back to my home and sleep!

i warp back in time to when Zack is enjoying his maple syrup and enjoy the maple syrup with him

screw the hill!

oh and by the way the new hill is Mt.Everest now.

I claim Mt.Everest.

My Mountain.

Mt Everest claims your life like many other hopefuls,  Mother Nature's hill.

I hire all of the worlds Sherpa's (people that assist Everest climbers) and get them to take me to the top. After some work, they are able to haul up enough equipment to build a self sustaining building for me to live in. The building has many soldier, armed with thermal snipers and RPGs, making ascent for non-authorized people impossible.

I didn't have to go to the top of it to claim it. I just bought it from whatever country Mt. Everest is in.

My unscalable (inscalable?) mountain.

okay, my gaurds killed you on the way up
:-*

I cause the natural forces that are creating Mt. Everest (two tectonic plates smashing together creating this shape ^ ) to separate causing your building as well as you to fall into the innards of the Earth.  When they come back together nothing else is changed.  Next person's hill

Mikew781 never had the hill because I never died, I said so.

My mountain (can we just call it hill again?)

I disassemble the mountain into many hills. Now we all have hills. Oh by the by, my hill is better than your hill. My hill

You're arrested for being hillist (like racist but with hills.)

My hill is now the hill to be claimed, my hill.

You die from mental retardation poisoning.

Everyone else is a fat farmer.

I buy the land and I become a farmer too.

My hill.

I shoot you with your own shotgun you keep to kill hooligans.

My Hill.

I settle down and become a lion trainer, which I train to guard me and hunt for me; supplying me with meat. I use the readily cultivated land to produce crops, also to feed me. This results in me having an incredibly healthy and balanced diet.

my english teacher and KZ team up to kill you for using awful grammar.
FREE HILL

I'm immune to awful grammar (I either correct it or ignore it).

Still my hill.

And KZ was eaten by lions (Sorry, KZ)

I call upon the powers of the Ori (stargate) to plaque the hill making all non ori followers die.  Ori's hill

I call upon the powers of the earthblood (Unbeliever series) and remove you and the Ori from existence in the past, present and future, so the hill stays mine.

My hill.

I turn off the TV and close the book. Now I can claim: my hill.

I shoot you and claim my hill.

due to extreme boredom i ignite the hill and claim it as my own, my  magically delicious flaming hill.

you die in the fire. I make my way to the top by putting out the fire with urine, but get high off the smell of burned pee and am sent to the funny farm. I donate the hill to Oprah's charity. anybody who takes it now will be an outcast.

I hide all my money away so I look like I'm dirt poor and Oprah gives ME the hill.
I then get all my money back, wisely invest it into Sinister Design, make million and, finally, build up UBER fortifications :P.

MY HILL! 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I get Dr. Phil to guilt you into giving me the hill.  My hill

Using my powers, I call upon Nuclear Winter, everything on the earth freezes and I live live in a winter wonderland (also for double protection, I make the snow as wet as possible so if a snowman *cough*frosty*cough* ever came back he would be a slushman).

using MY powers i bring an army of fire golems to life and the incinerate your snow with their powers.  My soggy hill.

also frosty hasn't been around for about 11 days now...

Unfortunately, while standing on the hill, you sank waist deep into the mud. While you are occupied trying to get out of the mud I combine my will with that of the brotherhood of sorcerers. And make it rain. The rain puts out your fire golems and causes you to sink deeper into the mud. I claim the hill, while you die the horrific death of suffocating in mud.

I also dry out the hill, after your death, by leeching the moisture from the soil using, once again, sorcery (Useful thing, sorcery). Then I set up a wall around the hill, with:

Automatic machine gun turrets, automatic rocket launching turrets (Heat seeking, of course), automatic laser turrets and automatic sniping turrets. All of them have heat detectors, movement detectors, electrical impulse detectors, night vision and some very good cameras, to see the enemy. Both the turrets and the detectors have a range of roughly 80 metres away (The only exception is the sniper turret and its detectors, which are enhanced to be able to shoot and see 160 metres away). The turrets can't be hacked, as they are on an encrypted closed circuit system only accessible from the inside of the wall.

Incidentally, the area about 20 metres away from the wall to 60 metres away from the wall is a minefield. Have fun.

Also, I set up a farm on the hill (with both livestock and crops), so I'm completely self-sufficient when it comes to food. I also have an enormous stockpile of ammo for the turrets; there isn't any danger of running out of it.

MY HILL!

you forget to turn the turrets ON, so i sneak into your base, kill you, and take command of you prior existing defense, also adding a missile interception system to prevent nukes, planes, and bombs

Since I'm oblivious to the effects of emoism, I summon the emo head who uses his immense emo powers to eliminate your will to live.  After you cause your base to self destruct I take control of it and place the hill in an area of distorted space and time where the mighty moshin emo head guards over it causing all who approach it to loose their will to live.  Coincidentally there are pits of lava for them to throw themselves into in order to commit suicide.  In the mean time I'm sipping on some cola in the Bahamas.  Emo head's hill.

emo-ism doesn't affect me either
still my hill

in a fit of rage i kick a can at your hill from 12miles away causing your hill to explode.  I rebuild the hill and place it in a distorted area of space-time at the center of a black hole.  I then get my fellow guardians to help me guard the hill.  Our combined power makes it so that absolutely nothing can access the hill in any way shape or form.  This means no magic, energy, or physical matter can do anything to regain the hill.  My imperviously defended hill.

There is one problem, however. You forgot to stabilise the centre of the black hole and, as a result, you and the hill (along with your guardians) are crushed by the black hole. I rebuild the hill. I claim the hill. I surround it with an impregnable forcefield that only lets me through (A complete sphere, under the hill as well;nobody can tunnel in). The source of the forcefield and the super computer is at the top of the hill, surrounded by another spherical forcefield that doesn't even let me through. The forcefield automatically cross references key memories and thought patterns to ensure it is me, and not, for instance, a clone (Any clone that was able to get in would essentially be me, so it would still be my hill). I then leave the hill and live somewhere else, confident my hill is protected.

MY HILL, EVEN IF I'M NOT THERE!

I don't know what you guys are fighting over, when the hill was burned awhile back (turned then into a mountain) I still had part of the hill, thus meaning that the hill you are fighting over isn't the hill. I still remain alive and I still own the hill. So everyone continue fighting over the not rule hill and I'll keep doing what I have Been doing for the past 2-3 pages, enjoying my maple syrup and sitting on my poarch.

Hill's Owner: it is still Steelfist

The real hill: Myself (but secretly)

I explained that an item size is determined by it's biggest piece so you would have to take >50% of the hill to own it.

I still own the hill!

Steelfist: You have a slight problem with your hill. Inside a black hole there are 3 time dimensions and 1 space dimension, therefore it's quite hard to define what is a hill inside a black hole, since you need 3D space (the 1D time is optional). Hence, technically, you don't have a hill.

The only portion left of the hill is the (formerly secret) Zackirus' bit. But he said openly the he owns it, so it's not secret any more.
I go talk to Zackirus and inform him that there is a big maple syrup festival and that I can take care of the hill while he's gone. I trade the location of the big maple syrup festival for the possession of the hill, which he accepts promptly.
Therefore, my hill.

me and my  fellow guardians are above the influence of time and space in all its entirety so the effects of a black hole are meaningless to us.  There fore it never stopped being my hill

Um... A piece of land has to be at leat 200m above sea level to be counted as a hill so, Ertxiem doesn't even own part of the hill and Rainen, I guilt you into giving me the hill. (You're immune to everything in the world except you're own conscience. :P)

My Hill

Ertxiem's useless dirt.

I don't know if you noticed, ertxiem, but I rebuilt the hill outside the black hole, so your post was completely irrevelent.

Anyway, I creep up behind ersatz man and stab him repeatedly, in a ritualistic murder, dedicating his soul to the dark gods.

I claim the hill for the dark gods (The same ones I dedicated Ersatz man's soul to)! They will use their dark powers to protect it.

MY HILL (Well, actually, THE DARK GODS HILL, but since I'm now their earthly instrument... IT'S MINE)!

I put on my "useless dirt" a pile of my manure until it reaches 200m above sea level. My hill. Literally.

i use the powers of improbability to shrink your manure pile to a very very small speck.  Then me and the other guardians kill the dark gods with our combined power to restore the equilibrium.  Since the hill has become an object of strife we decide to seal it in a void in the ancient sphere along with the other cursed objects of the multi-verse.  Void guardian's hill

Over millions of years, the void guardian gets bored and releases the hill for a laugh. I claim one of the 2 hills. (mine and ertxiem's, might wanna change the game to king of the hills.)

only one hill!
i burn down the hill made from a small bit of the real hill (also known as Ertxien's hill)
One hill now, and its rainens

i put a "free hill" sign on the hill, and since everybody knows that anything with a "free ...." sign on it is worthless nobody will ever want to take it.

my hill but this writing it so small you don't think it's anything do you?  put the following string of letters at the end of your post if you read this: qwerty123

I hire somebody naive to take the hill
qwerty123
My hill

I steal the hill and lock it away in a cave in the Arabian desert with two huge magical stone slabs covering the entrance.  My hill with only one way of taking it.

Um, why is it Rainen's hill? Nobody's took it off me yet. ???

I took it off you, but... I shoot you, ersatz man, with a machine gun.

Then, to avoid arguments, I acknowledge rainen's ownership of the hill.

I go to Arabia and walk up to the slabs confidently. "OPEN SESAME!", I state, loudly, to the stone slab. Nothing happens. "OPEN SESAME!", I try, again, but louder. Nothing happens. I sink to the floor, weeping that the hill is forever beyond my reach. I pound my fists against the floor, the slabs...

... And the slab gives a loud click, and swings inward, revealing a vast cave full of treasures. I take a minute to regain my composure, the continue into the treasure filled cave. Enormous piles of treasure practically litter the place; Gold, silver and jewels! RICHES! ALL MINE! MINE! HAHAHAHAH...

Several minutes later, once I have recovered from by bout of evil laughing, I realise something. The hill isn't here.

Fortunately, I picked up a lamp while I was considering the problem, and was rubbing it thoughtfully when, in a puff of smoke, a genie appeared, offering me three wishes.

I first wished for the hill to be back inside the defences I detailed (The forcefield, remember). My hill.

Then, I wish to be immortal and invincible.

My final wish, however, is to be sipping a coke in the bahama's, safe in the knowledge that the hill is safe.

Oh, and the treasure... I build a new company, named 'Hills incorparated^tm', dedicated to the discovery, claiming, and protection of hills.

I get your lamp and rub it as well.
My three wishes are:

1. That all your wishes were cancelled.
2. That I owned the hill with the only protection I need, an magical sphere of anti-ambition, the closer you get to it (it's on top of the hill) the more you don't want the hill.
3. That all ranged weaponry and improbability sphere's don't work (Magic beats improbability sphere's) :P

I also get the same lamp and rub it as well.
My three wishes are:
1. That all your wishes were cancelled.
2. That I owned the hill and that all that nonsense of magical spheres and such cease to exist. (Who believes in magic, anyway? :P )
3. That the genie of the lamp is set free for good.

My hill.

I take advantage of Ertxiem's current lack of defenses and take the hill with clones of the Main from TSoG, then fortify the perimeter with Spriggat guardians and Energy Golems while putting the cloned Psy Fighters on Honor Guard duty.


While nobody was paying attention to my last move, I quickly quadrupled my already abnormal (in the good way) finances and hired mercenaries, bought tanks for the mercs, and hired pro assassins and built HK-47 units to eliminate any opposing forces (This was an add-on to my already large force).

since improbability sphere are not magic and they are in fact inconsistencies in time and space, I use their power to remove the hill from existence along with everything currently associated with it.  Non existent hill.

While the hill no longer exists, I begin to question if anything truly exists. Then I realize that I think therefore I am. Then I think I am the hill. My Hill/Body.

I shoot you with a desert eagle handgun, killing you. I then seperate the essence of the hill and your body, imbuing the properties of the hill into a mound of earth, and instructing my private army (Hills incorporated, incidentally, is quite well armed and very advanced, technologically speaking) to guard it with their lives.

I then return to my resort in the bahama's waiting for my relaxation to be (inevitably) interrupted.

I attack your resort at the Bahamas, your troops fall into chaos once you are killed by my mechs and returning army of HK-47 assassin droids, heavily armed mercenaries, Spriggats, Energy Golems, and, introducing, a brand-new carrier craft built especially for this kind of warfare. We pick off your confused troops while they scatter and take the Hill, then we put up the same defense as before, but with slight execptions, we place mines within 500 meters of the Hill, plasma cannons within every 100 meters except 500 meters, flying defense drones patroling the area, and a quartet of outposts 1,000 meters away from the Hill each with attached auto-targeting plasma turrets to keep stealth patrols clear of the area. Beat that.

I have the marathon pro perk, cold-blooded pro perk, the ninja pro perk, a barret .50 cal with thermal scope and FAL camo, and a Spas-12 with grip. I run past your defenses with out being spotted, killing every person in sight. Then, I take control of your defenses and add my personal troops of Call Of Duty warriors that all use HACKS. It is impossible to kill them without your game crashing!
MY (Call Of Duty) HILL

I make a COD account and join your team then I kill you in your sleep which makes your COD troops disband. I go off COD and claim the now empty hill. Then I coerce Opera to come to the hill and give it a bad review so nobody dares go near it. And, if you do, Opera fans will get mad and attack you with their hippie signs. My hill.

Since the Hill got a bad review, you didn't dare get near it either, but after you went, I bribed Opera to change her review, and replicated my defenses perfectly, with twice the defenses this time!  ;D

I send a virus to reprogram your HK-47 droids to attack all living things, which succeeds in infecting the entire army. They turn on your organic troops, killing most of them, but are eventually destroyed. At which point, I send in my heavily armed Mech elite strike force (Hills incorporated^tm, destroying your slightly less heavily armed and skilled troops, or the little that remains of them. Conquering the hill, I set my mechs to guarding it.

And return to my resort.

MY HILL

Unfortunately, the virus spread to the operating system of your mechs and all your troops are fighting themselves.
Meanwhile, you are unaware of what's happening because nobody contacted you and stay on the resort.
In the confusion, I calmly climb the hill. No mech targets me, because I'm already dead. After a while, the last two mechs fire at each other and your army is gone by itself.
Now that everything is quitet, I can enjoy my hill.

I file a memo to the Devil to send you to Hell Ertxiem, you go, then I si, and turn on an energy sheild that can absorb anything that is fired upon it. I claim the Hill.

I take a gun and stick it through the energy shield, without firing through it, I shoot you a claim the hill.

My Hill!

Then I replace the current forcefield with one that nothing but me can pass.

And return once more...

To my resort.

I find a tiny hair particle belonging to Steelfist and make an army of clones. From birth I program their mind to only follow orders I give them. I have them march into the force field and kill the original Steelfist, I then order them to temporally  lower the shield, allowing me to enter. Order my clones to build me a completely self sustainable ecosystem within the shield, turn the hill into a floating city(also completely self-sustained) completely encased with the force field, install auto-turrets to kill any intruders within the field, change the field to no-longer be visible energy, but a multi-level particle shield that disintegrates everything (including beams of energy, and prevents any sort of teleportation) it touches and the new particles strengthen the shield, and finally order them to march into the shield, which, of course, destroys my clones.
I then live in peace and solitude on My Hill.
My hill! Muhahaha.

The (huge) electric bill arrives and you don't have the money to pay for it, so the electric company now owns the hill. Evidently, the hill is landed back on side and all the defences are turned off (there is no need to have them on, since they're so expensive).
I'm a simple employee of that company and happen to be the employer of the year and as a bonus, the company gave the hill. My hill.

Note, Zhampir, I clearly stated that I was not on the hill, but in a resort.

I, and my company, launch a raid on the hill, killing you. Since you had no next of kin (A convenient...accident...) the hill is claimed by the government, where it is subsequently bought by hills incorporated^tm. My hill. I then set up another forcefield (Spherical, so no tunneling underneath, one that only lets me through, verifying both my DNA and 600 key memories, along with checking of thought patterns, in order to be sure it is me, and not, for instance, a clone. The forcefield is energy efficient, and absorbs all energy that it comes into contact with, except my own. Using pioneer technology I teleport the hill, with its forcefield, to a huge but barren planet. I drill down to the magma and allow it to well up, bringing it into contact with the forcefield, which absorbs the energy of the entire interior of the planet, both the magma and the core, providing enough energy to last for thousands of years, stored within the forcefield. I teleport it back, and leave.

For my resort.

trillions of years pass and since i exist outside the realm of time you all die and your technology ceases to exist.  My hill

Trillions more years pass. Life crawls once again out of the primordial ooze and slowly evolves its way to sentience (or is created by an omnipotent being depending on the theory you subscribe to). My crab person civilization pinches you into oblivion. My hill.

i bring all the mass of the universe (aside from the hill) and stuff it into a black hole which causes a new universe to be created.  i exist in my separate universe with my hill. (while life starts over once again)

I disguise my crab people as effeminate humans and get a widely popular television make-over show. After working my way through the ratings I become popular enough to hold a special episode where-in we actually make-over you, the galactic leader of the hill. After turning all your lands warriors into effeminate ninnies my crab people rise up and conquer the largely defenseless hill. My hill.

I pay 2 dragons and 100 machine gunners and shadowlings and monsters like goblins , hobgoblins , evil wizards , stickmen etc. And i also pay the Army to help me with killing the intruders.

My Hill.

The bill arrives and you're unable to pay, so they kill you and leave.
I'm walking around and I see a nice hill. Since nobody owns it, I can claim: my hill.

(Steelfist: Remember that killing me has no effect, since I'm a dead cow. :P )

I use dark necromancy to control your corpsical form and use my UNHOLY POWER to command you to give me the hill. Also using UNHOLY POWER I raise the three stooges. Helpful in defense? No. But Zombie Curly is hilarious (Check his new stand up "uhhhhh.... brains....", instant classic). My hill.

using my mystic powers i seal the hill in a universal vortex.  Since the existence of universal vortexes are more unrealistic and impossible  then dividing by 0 to the minds of non guardians, the heads of all non guardians implode upon thinking of it as a reality.  MY hill

I  use my undead Stooges in order to infiltrate your lair. Having been poor at Math while alive, the newly zombified stooges care very little for your logical fallacies. Soon most of your forces have been zombified as well (since all zombies seem to have the almost magical ability to catch people in compromising situations, at least until there are so many of them that it doesn't matter anymore). I then use the large number of zombies in order to film a new music video of "Thriller". While you are distracted by this stunning piece of cinematography, I slowly sneak up  on you and kung fu chop you in the back of the neck, incapacitating you almost instantly. My hill.

I turn your zombies against you by letting them smell you from a distance, they kill you, then I flame them with (what else?) a flamethrower, and claim the Hill with the same shield as last time, only nothing can go through it, except me. Plus I kill rainen.

since i'm immortal and outside of the realm of life and death, you can't kill me.  as you see me heal my wounds your head spontaneously implodes as i walk through your "shield" unhindered as i am also outside the realm of space and time.  MY bloody hill.

Well, since you're outside of the realm of space and time, I guess (time) now you're not here on (space) my hill. :P

I revive the dead cow then blow IT up again and IT goes a LOOOONG distance away. My Hill.

i contact the guardian of the superluminal sphere and request that he imprisons you in a spacial field that prohibits light and avatars of light from escaping ( thats you since you're a light god :P ) my hill.

I spend weeks devising an intricate and overcomplicated super secret plan to take the hill using fourteen different assorted lengths of wire, a recording of "Rocketman", and an angry ferret. It takes nearly a fortnight to train the ferret not to eat the assorted lengths of wire, or yelp angrily at the sound of "Rocketman". Unfortunately after training the ferret, it is no longer angry. Realizing the fatal flaw in my super secret plan, I decide to simply take a pistol and shoot Rainen in the head. Then I shoot the ferret. Then I shoot the recording of rocketman. Then I shoot the ferret, again. Then the assorted lengths of wire. Then the ferret one more time, just for good measure. Then I use necromancing to raise the ferret from the great beyond and order it to guard the hill. Lets see you try to get through an undead ferret! My hill.

I walk to the hill and and a conversation of dead to dead. I kindly ask the ferret if he could give me the hill. In exchange, I offer it the location of a plain filled with dead rats and rabbits for it to hunt.
My hill.

I was considering how to take the hill off you, but then I realised; none of this has happened yet! So I still own the hill!

My hill (Check my last post for details of the defences).

once again i prove that your defenses are meaningless against me as i make them cease to exist by removing the forces that hold their atoms together.  As an after thought I synthesis an element that is deadly to the touch, to all who can't control it, out of the protons neutrons and electrons floating around from your defenses and cover the hill with it. This element causes everything (even a star) to melt away into pure energy after prolonged exposure. (and don't bother saying you can control it because you don't even know what it is. you just know it exists).

After some long seconds (sorry, years) of study, I learn to reverse the force of gravity. With that, I change your hill to a valley just by controlling the gravity from far away from the place previously called "hill". Thus, your weird element didn't affect me at all.
Using the same powers, I change the surroundings to a hill. My hill.

Somehow, all that knowledge is gone after this post... [spoiler]perhaps it's because it's just to easy to get an hill this way.[/spoiler] :P

I summon dragons and wizards to use freeze/flame spells to attack you. Fortunately the flame burns your corpse. My Hill.

I get Eriond (A god) to work with his brothers (Also gods) and the prophesy (Could crush a god like an insect), to team up with Belgarath, Beldin, Beltira, Belkira, and Belgarion (All supremely powerful sorcerers), to cause Light-God and his army to turn to dust, and claim the hill. The give it to me, promising to protect it with their powers and deliver retribution to any who claim it off me. My Hill.

Incidentally, Rainen? Since you can't be killed, they can't kill you, but you aren't strong enough to defeat them. Also, the could make life very... Unpleasant, shall we say...

Well unfortunately the gods rarely do anything outside their own self-interest. Upon realization that you have nothing to offer that is worthy of such efforts to beings of their stature they soon desert you. I then bring my undead ferret (who I sat down with and had a heart to heart with about just running off) and command it to feast upon your eyes. While admittedly not very powerful (or fast, considering the multiple gunshot wounds) it does manage to distract long enough for me to put the hill in my pocket and run off. My (apparently miniature) hill. I consider raising an undead army to fend off attackers, but decide it would be too much effort. Instead I merely put on a pair of glasses. After all, no one would attack a man wearing glasses. Right?

i myself put my glasses on and then proceed to violently murder you with a pair of chopsticks (because i'm that awesome)  afterwards i manipulate space to return the hill to gargantuan sizes.  My enormous hill

I scribble on your glasses, blinding you, then tell you to sign "here" in order to win a prize. You do so, but in reality sign a contract giving me the hill. I scede the hill from whatever country it happens to be in (Canda?) and make a new country-MikeHill. I proceed to make alliances with every country I can, including the US and Canda, so any attack on MY HILL will result in WWIII. But you'd loose anyway, because we have the greatest soldiers in the world and a nuclear shield on our side.

I work with the UN and secretly work with all the terrorist organizations to fullfil my goal of a nukeless earth. after a few years we are successful.  with no nukes to stop me i proceed to take your hill and collect the points from owning it. My hill

But you set up no defenses, so I stab you with a dagger in your sleep, my Hill.

The prophesy directs me to a scroll that explains that me possessing the hill is vital to the purpose of the universe, but I had to lose it to truly appreciate it. They turn duskling into dust(ling), and grant me the hill, vowing to protect me. They also cause Guye to be entombed (Still living) at the inside an indestructable and unopenable casket, placed at the center of a star, guarded by and intergalactic futuristic race of Psy-aliens, created purely to guard him and prevent anone entering or leaving the solar system. My hill, by the way. Same rules as last time.

I, along with other Dustlings attack your Hill, there are millions, even trillions, of us, so you can't destroy us all without destroying yourself, our bravest warriors clog up your lungs, causing you to suffocate and die, leaving the prophesy void once more, waiting for another hero to come and destroy the Dustlings, and claim the Hill, but we camoflauge with everything, being so small, leaving the Hill unprotected at first glance, but once someone dares to come without a peace treaty, or dares to attack during the peace meeting, we will consume them as we did with Steelfist. Our Hill.

I am re-incarnated, and the prophesy causes your dustlings to lose the spark of life, becoming dust once more. It then imprisons you (Still living) with guye, and adds a little modification to the casket; you can't teleport out. My hill, same rules.

Because of the prophesy imprisons us in the same casket as Guye, we kill him by suffocating him, this happens because the casket is too tight and enclosed, the prophesy is angry with the creation of this casket and with you for simply not making a peace treaty with the Dustlings, and imprisons you in the same casket, causing you to suffocate as well. We are still in the casket, but you are dead, with you out of the way, the Dustlings turn into Duskling again, and are teleported by the prophesy to the Hill, and my new army of Dustlings protects me like a Strill protects its Mandalorian master, and they now carry diseases, killing three times faster. Our Hill.

The prophesy has tricked you; none of that happened! It was just a trick to raise your hopes, then dash them, driving you toward insanity. (Will people please stop trying to turn the prophesy against me; try and defeat it instead). _{Enlist the help of the dark prophesy; they can't confront each other. Then my only allies will be the Gods- You figure that one out.}

I enlist the help of the Dark Prophesy, now your only allies are the Gods, I convince them to turn against you, saying you don't pray enough, you are strikin by a lightning bolt, and I laugh as your twitching corpse sizzles from the bolt of light, and cover your body in darkness, since you are dead, the Gods have realized that you do pray enough, they are weak, so I destroy them by turning them against each other, so the Light Prophecy dies, and now the Dark Prophecy guards me (Don't forget the Dustlings!). Our Hill.

Belgarion resurrects me, aided by the power of the Light prophesy (Which still lives, for now), and acts through me (Making me it's champion), killing your dustlings. The dark prophesy makes you it's champion, and, in an epic confrontation, I defeat you, (I quote from the book here) 'sending the dark prophesy wailing into the void'. And claim the hill (MY HILL), restoring the gods to guard the hill. I reign over it, as the champion of the light prophesy, more powerful than a god...

I... crawl... (cough, cough)... out of the Void... weak... and unleash my... secret weapon. Come forth my army of Spirit Strill, give me energy, and destroy Steelfist and his (spits) "Prophesy!" My Spirit Strill each weild the power of a God after being dormant for so long, they and I attack you as one (after destroying the Gods, of course), destroying you and disgracing the Light Prophecy. My Dustlings are also reanimated and powered up, almost at the level of part of a Spirit Strill each! We defend the Hill with our lives and crush filthy intruders! OUR HILL!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!! (Yes, I've gone koo-koo now.)

I offer you a bargain. I'll give you this great Strill if you give me that hill. You accept immediately. My hill.

And you make the same mistake as rainen, you didn't set up defenses, so I stab you in your sleep, plus I get to keep that awesome Strill, and the Hill! W00T! (same defenses as last time)

You only have a Strill as your defense. I shoot the Strill, then clone an army of Strills that recognize me as their only master. I train them, and they all become huge. After a few years of breeding, my strill army numbers in the millions. The live with me on my well defended, well stocked, immovable, intransigent hill.

But you forget to kill me and take it, so I poison your Strills' feeding bowls, causing them all to die, and then I stab you in your sleep... repeatedly.

I kill you with my Nail Gun (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIHHi790ldE&feature=related) then set up the same defense I already possed

Since you put the link for the NAIL GUN!!, but you typed Nail Gun, it didn't kill me, so I did the same routine, poison, sneak, stab, kill, take Hill, fortify it with Spirit Strill (who can't be killed by firearms, poisons, or anything that could kill the living, hey, they're spirits!), MY HILL.

i fly down on my pheonix and burn all of youre foritifications to ashes and use the pheonix fires to put a barrier of heat around the hill. MY HILL

Since my Spirit Strill cannot be killed by ANY physical means, your fire has no effect, they tear you apart, your pheonix is extinguished, I' am brought back to life by a small portion of my Spirit Strill armada, and we repeat the process, save for stabbing you in your sleep. :-* MY HILL!!!

I take a lighter and set my pheonix on fire again and return to the hill. i burn youre fortifications again and this time i take a vacume and suck youre spirit strill up and stick it in a bottle. then i burn you for attempted killing of my pheonix. MY HILL

Since there are too many Spirit Strill to suck up in a vacuum, most of them only pretended to be sucked in, once again, they kill you, extinguish your pheonix, revive me, and set up defenses against scum like you and your pheonix (that statement was just for the drama, nothing personal).

I confront the Strill, and use healing magic to kill them (Remember, you said they can't be killed by 'firearms, poisons, or anything that could kill the living'. That is tantamount to saying anything that can't kill the living can kill them. Healing magic can't kill the living, and it isn't physical, so hey). I then stab you with a saw edged Ulgo knife, causing you to die. I then rule the hill once more, aided by the gods and the prophesy (See last post). MY HILL...

I take your steel fist hostage, you beg on your knees for me to give it back, I do, but I then shoot you, and take the Hill, once again, getting Spirit Strill to guard it, each on was dispatched to kill one god each, soon all of the gods fell, and the Prophecy was once again confronted by the Dark Prophecy, getting the Light Prophecy out of my way and the Hill into my grasp. MY HILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

before you ignored the warning and mocked my pheonix (remember you called me and the pheonix scum) and get carried to hell for the next 20 years of youre life and the spirit strill just dissappear until you get back.
MY HILL

since i hold the power of who exists and who doesn't exist in the real sphere (which is our universe) i decide to let none of you exist you are all instantly sent to the mystic sphere where you slowly degrade into mystic essence.  My hill

I never really understood why you ended up with those powers, anyway. But, as the champion of the light prophesy, I am permanently a god, and beyond your ability to destroy. I offer you an equal partnership in the hill, rainen-together we would be unstoppable! Rainen's hill.

My powers were given to me due to visual similarities between me and Mystic (creator of the universe and master of the multiverse) as well as a special understanding of things that happen around me and a very sharp mind.

i accept your offer of dual ownership causing the peak of the hill to suddenly split into two equal parts One in the real sphere and one in the Superluminal sphere, that connect and reform into the bottom of the hill that resides in the energy void.  Mine and Steelfist's hill. 

(oh and your only outside the powers of a guardian if you're a being of power [aka a god, guardian or similar being] outside of that guardian's universe [for light that would be the superluminal sphere] that is if you follow MY story XP. [the one i'm writing])

You could say I am possessed by the 'guardian' of a universe. I am possessed by the (Now unified) purpose, who's job it is to see that everything happens as it should and nothing disrupts it, meaning it will eventually reach it's goal. That should put us pretty much equal.

For you to gain a Guardian's powers you need to save your universe and the current Guardian needs to ascend to the Mystic sphere.  Then Mystic will endow you with that Guardian's responsibilities and powers (both of which are only known to that guardian).  There is no possession by guardians.[spoiler]  In my story what happens is Mystic creates the Real sphere, which contains the Real, Ethereal and Ether plains (life limbo death) to stop the antisphere from becoming unstable (contains the Laer, Laerehte and Rehte plains) since it then becomes his native universe he needs to wait for a suitable resident who can handle the duties of a guardian.  While this information probably won't be in my actual story, I am planning on writing a continuation which fills in the holes and explains the back story depending on the success of my first book.[/spoiler] still our shared hill.

I was merely pointing out the similarities...

I go crazy with guns and shoot in all the directions (except shooting myself) it hits everyone even the people with a bulletproof vest. My Hill.

Considering I am constantly shielded, bullets have little effect, other than tickling me. I crush you into a small ball and punt you into space.

I very much doubt bullets effected rainen, either, so...

MY AND RAINENS HILL!

I am a necromancer! YOU CAN'T TRAP ME! Oh wait... I guess you can. Damn. But I still have my magic! You have angered the master of the damned! YOU SHALL KNOW FEAR! I conjure the forces of death and decay to rain over the universe. Dismay and doom are the only future this world shall ever know! You are incapable of stopping me, as your invincible trap is also an invincible fortress! As sorrow and pain overcomes the universe, a loyal following begins to form. In return for mercy from my unending rage they have agree'd to aid me in taking the ever important hill. One of my minions, disguised as a mail man, manages to procure your signatures. Afterward another of my minions, a lawyer of great reknown, writes up a contract. And finally a con man of amazing prowess, uses his masterful signature forging abilities to copy your signatures. I have several teams of servants acting as witnesses, forging videos, and bribing necessary officials. All courts recognize this contract, and while I may be physically imprisoned, legally, the hill is MINE! MWHAHAHAHAHA! .... I'll give it back if you get me out of here. Please? ... Its so lonely.

I crush the governments of the world and declare myself ruler, taking the hill (And sharing it with rainen; no use stirring up unnecessary conflict) and imprisoning you in a maximum security prison. You are restrained via straight-jacket, and place in the a field full of animals and flowers, contained within the prison. Surrounded by so much life, the 'Master of the damned' loses his sanity.

Mine and Rainen's hill.

I convince Rainen that you're evil and not worthy of the hill so he gives me his powers then I kill the now powerless Rainen and rule the hill with and iron fist, killing you in the process.

But you step up no defenses so I stab you in your sleep (anyone else getting deja vu?) and make an army of Spriggats and Spirit Strill guard me with their lives, and spend them to revive me if need be.

I get an army of snipers with guns that shoot teleporting bullets, shoot all your guards, get my grandpa to sing which turns you deaf, then come up right behind you and push you off the hill.

My hill!

Ersatz man. Number 1, being roughly as powerful as rainen, I doubt he could kill me with ease you did, even he and I staged the entire thing. He gave you a token amount of power, we pretended to be vanquished, and allowed you to be the one to take the fall. We simply stroll onto the hill and turn cypher27, his army and his Grandpa into ash, which we teleport to the heart of a imploding star. We then claim the hill. Our hill. Since we don't really need defences, being nigh invincible, we leave it at that.

MINE AND RAINENS HILL.

Having been alerted of the hill by SPC-343 (http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-343), I send in Mobile Task Force Omega-7 (http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-076) to supervise the deployment of SPC-682 (http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-682) to the hill.

Destroying the attackers with a wave of my hand, I realise; you never claimed the hill.

I obtain the power of ordan (http://www.legendoftheseeker.org/)(good series by the way) and command you to give me the hill. My hill.

I give you the hill. And destroy you a second later, reclaiming the hill.

My hill (And rainens).

my brother creates a time machine and gets me back, and I recruit the Matrix team to destroy youhttp://vinayvasan.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/matrix_30.jpg (http://vinayvasan.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/matrix_30.jpg) then I get them to hack into the Matrix so you are erased from the memory.I share the hill with Zhampir,jojolagger and Duskling.( I propose an alliance with them.

Agreed. Unless anyone else allied protests, the hill will be transported to the secure location known as site 62.
Our hill, you can't have it.

I'm glad you accepted the alliance. ;)

I travel a bit further back to when the computers rule the world in Terminator, because, in fact, the Terminator films are a prequel to the Matrix (think a minute about it). In there, I eat some popcorns and drink a soda. When all the films end (fortunately, all those god-like powers are gone together with allies with impossible powers), I can calmly go up the hill, kick cypher27 in the bottom. While flying through the air, he hits Zhampir, jojolagger and Duskling, causing all to fall from the hill. In the fall, Duskling looses his only knife.  :'( I'm so sad. He can't stab people in their sleep any more.
My hill.

Actually, you threw our doubles off (bet you didn't expect this one) while we were awaiting your arrival.I sneak up behind you and push you off. Our hill. We now teleported the hill to undisclosed secure location site 62. Good luck finding out were it is. ;)

Quote from: cypher27 on May 22, 2010, 06:55:14 AM
Actually, you threw our doubles off (bet you didn't expect this one) while we were awaiting your arrival.I sneak up behind you and push you off. Our hill. We now teleported the hill to undisclosed secure location site 62. Good luck finding out were it is. ;)

I love having access to space time anomalies and probability pattern based locks. :P
As it will be for the rest of time, Our hill.

QuoteI love having access to space time anomalies and probability pattern based locks. :P

Me too...aahhhh me to...

While I and Rainen still possess those godlike powers Ert mentioned, I decide to give you a chance. I consider the problem carefully. I go to the previous location of the hill, and trace the teleportation's path and follow it. Upon arriving at site 62, I convince Mara that you killed his people. He rips the place apart and dissects you, granting me the hill in return for the information. My Hill.

Hey, I only said I[/i wouldn't use godlike powers.

I set up an impenetrable forcefield around the hill, that allows no-one but me through, verifying my mind to ensure it is actually me, and not, for instance a clone.

This may sound familiar, but anyway...

I now return... To my resort!

In a flash of pure energy me and a being composed of mystic essence appears at "site 62". With a wave of his hand all matter in the area ceases to exists aside from the hill.  once the stray atoms have been collected and sent to the ether realm, I take the hill and return it to an area of existence outside the realm of time and space.  I surround it with an improbability field that causes drastic effects to take place to all who interact with it and with Steelfist guarding the area in superluminal form, I finish the defense by asking Mystic to shut down the bridges connecting the dimensions. Mine and Steelfist's hill

edit: aha I think Mines better steel XD

Fine, we'll go with yours, but still, I posted first.

you only posted first because i took my time to make a meaningful post that added to the story ;) I probably started my post before you :P

Mine was nearly as long as yours!

thats because yours has more fluff. mine is all action :P

BA***RD!

How can you teleport into site 62? Without the necessary item it is just a abandoned factory. We teleported the hill outside 62 and transported it in.
Hearing all of the commotion outside I ready Contingency Plan X-12-e should any problems occur.
Still  our hill. :P

I gather the energies of existence and find the exact location of the hill in time, space and reality. Upon discovering this location, I send Ragnera to assimilate your matter into him as pure energy.  With your mortal forms gone from existence, your contingency plans are meaningless and your preparations, pointless as an after thought I create a plains-walker (not related to MTG) and send him through all of existence to ensure that the hill I now posses is the real hill and not a double.  With my fears burried and my problems solved,  I retreat to the mystic void where only a being of power may enter.  Mine and steelfist's hill

Well, that solves that, then.

Our group has evacuated through SPC-093's portal. You trigger Contingency Plan X-12-e (AKA Divide by zero). With the hill destroyed we politely ask 343 to make a replica for us.
Now Our hill, in another universe, with the one link destroyed.

I pass to the Mystic realm and find the sphere key.  Using this key i create a bridge that spans the universes and I find the universe that you exist in.  Using the powers I inherited from Mystic I cause your universe to condense in a big crunch.  You and your machines are all lost in existence as a new universe devoid of any sentient being is created.  I go into hyper-stasis and wait for eons until a new guardian can be named.  After the naming i return to the Mystic void and create a new hill out of pure mystic essence.  Mine and steel's hill

I attach 963 to 343. Dr. Bright waves his hand.
Now our hill.

That made no sense.

Anyway- I wave my hand.

Now our hill.

Dr. bright waves his hand striping you of your powers and returning the hill.
Our hill.
343 (http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-343). 963 (http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-963).

Fine, you stripped me of my powers. So? I most of my power doesn't come from me. DR Bright has no quarrel with me,  and so allows me to turn you into sludge.

OUR HILL!

as another member of SCP my quarrel is his quarrel. He proceeds to remove you from existence.
Our hill.

Since we are beings of power, your spc's are unable to harm us.  I go to Mystic and tell him that 343 and 963 are harmful to existence and he promptly removes them and sends them both to the essence void where they are trapped in an area outside the comprehension of the mortal mind.  You head also explodes from dividing by 0. mine and steelfist's hill

Mystic Actually failed to destroy 963 (aka dr. Bright) and 343 (aka god). 343/963 proceeds to destroy mystic, rainen, and steelfist.

i send Dr.Bright through a mirror using a green hued 093 and then keep 093 on my side of the mirror, trapping him.  (yea thats right i just beat you at your own game)

Quote from: rainen on May 23, 2010, 09:33:30 PM
i send Dr.Bright through a mirror using a green hued 093 and then keep 093 on my side of the mirror, trapping him.  (yea thats right i just beat you at your own game)

How do you send dr.bright through the mirror, as he is currently god?
Sitll our hill.

i use 585 to sharpen my pencil and after 100 turns i pierce dr.bright's head by throwing it.

While you're busy trying to kill dr. bright, I sneak up you and crack you neck.( YOU ARE DEAD ).

Dr.Bright catches the pencil and uses it as a toothpick.
Still our hill.

As I was removed from existence, the universe restored me, as I am necessary for it to proceed on it's PURPOSE. I then proceed to restore rainen. We combine our power, ingest the Eathblood, recruit the brotherhood of sorcerers and the seven gods, our power surpassing even 343. Destroying you, we remove 963 from 343, effectively killing him. I incinerate the body and throw 343 into the void itself.

Our hill.

Reappearing ,hamburger in hand, 343/963 returns to the universe, negates the eathblood, Destroys the impostors know as the 7 gods, and edits the universe to not need you or rainen for any purpose, then destroys you.
Our hill.

and how does he do that, being dead, and, beside that, weaker than us?

I sneeze. A snot is ejected at high speed and ends up on the ground.
I stare at that little yellow bump on the ground for a while and I realize that I can claim:
My Hill.

Quote from: Steelfist on May 24, 2010, 12:14:00 PM
and how does he do that, being dead, and, beside that, weaker than us?

He isn't dead or weaker than you, so with a wave of his hand while eating a hamburger.

the SCP foundation site is shut down and removed so your fantasies no longer exist. Sorry bub welcome back to the real world.  Mine and steelfists hill

Quote from: rainen on May 24, 2010, 03:04:26 PM
...your fantasies no longer exist...

Then it looks like my combat training means in rl I win. If I don't get my sources you don't get yours.
Our hill

It's so sad being ignored. My (snot) hill, that nobody seem to want.

your combat training means nothing since i myself happen to be an expert in the use of weapons such as katanas and shuriken.  Since everybody knows a fist can't stop a blade, i win making it my kill erhm i mean hill.  and steelfist owns it too.

Your comment about a fist not being able to break a blade enrages Steelfist, causing him to break the truce... and your swords, he then kills you, and I "accidently" spill corrosive acid on him and his fist, I won't bother fortifying, but MY HILL ANYWAY!

I said combat training. I never said unarmed combat training. Sword and shield, Quarterstaff, arming sword, Poleaxes, Scottish two-handed sword (The place I train actually has one). Me and my western martial arts buddies kill rainen, steelfist and Duskling.
Our hill.
P.S. Shuriken are not weapons. They were to be thrown behind you to discourage chasing you.
Katana Loses to chain-mail or Plate armo,r woot for really armor.

I poison your sake, so you and your martial arts buddies all die. My Hill.

Quote from: Duskling on May 24, 2010, 11:04:03 PM
I poison your sake, so you and your martial arts buddies all die. My Hill.

Sake?

Nobody bothers to explain, after they die, how they came back. Despite this, the corrosive acid wasn't all that corrosive, so I had time to wash it off before it burnt me.

Anyway, I punch Duskling with my steel fist, caving in his head. For good measure, I do the same to you. My hill.

I then equip myself in super-strong steel armour, and research the arcane arts, in all their forms.

Armor doesn't prevent imprisonement. I point a lazer at your face, blinding you then I imprison you in a steel cage. Our hill.

My steel-fist is made of denser and harder steel than any other steel, so I punch my way out, and crush your skull with my fist.

I then upgrade my armour to be more futuristic; It is still made of steel, but now has a visor, to prevent blinding.

i get a few hundred grenaeds and blow your %(^)$@# bodies up. my hill also as a countermeasure i imprison all your remains in a diamond cage lined with uranium.

You're attacked by hordes of Grammar Nazis for not capitalizing your sentences, I take the hill and lock you in an interdimensional literary school.

     I begin my escape of your literary school first and foremost by confusing the teachers.  In order to confuse them I use perfect grammar and diction via the formation of perfectly coherent sentences.  After my escape, I blow the school up and then meander on back to the hill.  My wordy hill.

*Sigh* but you set up no defenses blah, blah, blah, and you know the rest.

i disintegrate the hill via a wormhole and then leave due to boredom.

I rebuild the Hill, hire a sniper, and get him to blow your brains out while you walk away from boredom. I also get 100,000 snipers to guard the Hill, who all have night and heat vision goggles to spot any intruders. MY HILL!

the bullet passes right through me and i then i look back at the hill before turning back around. As the hill spontaneously explodes in slow motion i put on sunglasses and strut away .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqz5dbs5zmo

There is no hill, so I can claim it since it doesn't exist.

I use my knowledge of the arcane arts to cause me to reform in spirit near the previous location of the hill. I then permanantly attune myself to steel, making myself, in effect, a 'Steel Elemental'. After that, I form my body out of living steel; I feel no pain, and the steel I am now made out of is denser and harder (But as flexible as my previous body) than any other steel. I then make a hill out of steel. Since there is no other hill, the new hill is this one, which I claim.
MY HILL.

You meet Uxie and stare into its eyes, your memory is wiped and you have no recollection of 'your' hill.  I call the hill and have Dialga place a time line around it, so anyone who goes past the line is warped a thousand years in the past when there was no hill.

You're trying to outdo me with pokemon, hmmm... Very well.

I find and befriend mew, who, as the original pokemon, can do anything any other pokemon can do. Mew restores my memory by transforming into Dialga and moving me through time, just in time to stop Uxie from wiping my memory (This time line then becomes dominant, meaning I replace te present me, but keep all the memories). I then find Registeel, my natural ally. Mew transforms into Palkia and teleports us inside the time line, without crossing it. I kill you and take the hill, subjugating Dialga to my will. Mew departs, but promises to help, and Registeel remains to guard the hill. My hill.

I call upon the powers of the predator dragon and sacrifice 30 saprolings in order to boost it's power,
http://www.dragonguardian.com/mtgblog/wp-content/uploads/predator_dragon.jpg
after that i summon frankensteins monster and remove all the 30 saprolings from play
http://s3.amazonaws.com/readers/2009/05/28/frankensteins-monster_1.jpg
I bring out fire dragon which then does immense damage to your registeel due to it's effect.
http://www.extensiveenterprisesonline.com/OnlineStore/images/tcgs/mtg/por/fire_dragon.jpg
I contact Nicol Bolas the Plainswalker right after he raids an artifact retrieval camp (he's got 60p from that) who causes you to loose everything with his -9 special effect

due to MTG being infinitely more amazing then pokemon, I completely destroy you.  Also the hill got killed by Nicol using his +3 effect.

Time vault (http://www.cardkingdom.com/catalog/item/13253) and tezzeret (http://www.cardkingdom.com/catalog/item/125652).
My hill.
:P

Arceus uncreates you, jojolagger... and you, rainen... and anyone else who intends to steal the hill in this timeline or any other.

Due to me being made of steel, I cannot be fully destroyed. A small amount of me was hurled clear, and gradually regenerated into the whole of me.

As the hill got destroyed, I create another one and claim it. This is not stealing. I then kill you.

You weren't destroyed, you were uncreated, as in, you never existed, period, but okay, even Arceus has flaws.  Mewtwo takes me to the Pokémon Center where I'm resurrected into an undead necromancer, then I pay Zorbak, Noxus, and Sepulchure each a thousand minions so they sic all their creations, including Dracolich Fluffy, on you.

I wasn't uncreated-you only uncreated Jojolagger and rainen.

Nobody else ever bothers to explain how they survived.

Anyway- I ally with the heroes- you know the ones; Artix, Warlic, ect, and together we defeat the army (They have won against worse odds, after all). I then use my somewhat awesome powers over steel to defeat Zorbak, Noxus, and Sepulchre (With His Dracolich) with the help of the heroes, and another dragon. I keep the hill.

your pokemon references and battleon references pale in comparison to the power of the BFM
http://johnnyjoint.files.wordpress.com/2006/10/bfm.JPG

after some extreme pwnage I claim the hill.

Since the BFM is only a card, I burn it and you are defenseless, I shoot you and claim the Hill.

Quote from: Bromtaghon on May 29, 2010, 12:52:59 AM
Arceus uncreates you, jojolagger... and you, rainen... and anyone else who intends to steal the hill in this timeline or any other.

Steelfist, you were uncreated, because you wanted to take the hill.

Anyways, I summon the random one from the former Sinister Design forums and his army of shadowlings, who Shadow Blast you into a state of extreme depression, you spend eternity crying in a corner.

Quote from: Bromtaghon on May 30, 2010, 12:27:17 AM

Quote from: Bromtaghon on May 29, 2010, 12:52:59 AM
Arceus uncreates you, jojolagger... and you, rainen... and anyone else who intends to steal the hill in this timeline or any other.

Steelfist, you were uncreated, because you wanted to take the hill.

He got better.

I didn't intend to steal the hill-I created a new one! I think that gives me rights of ownership, really.

Since no-one claimed the hill, and Duskling is crying in a corner, I claim the hill. MY HILL.

An orange falls on my head, and I come to my senses, so I shoot Steelfist and claim the Hill. My. Hill.

I simply incorporate the bullet into myself, as I am a steel elemental and made of steel. I then stab you repeatedly and reclaim the hill. My hill.

I use my serum (see avatar) to revive myself, then I use my lava-acid combonation to melt you and your steel, so I claim the Hill. My Hill.

Once the acid/Lava has finished melting me, I begin to reform. Once I have reformed, I crush you to death. My hill.

While you were crushing me, I injected your Steelfist with a flesh serum, turning you into a human, then, with you not being able to crush me through my Beskar'gam, I inject you with a poison that slowly eats away at your insides, causing extreme pain, and your eventual death. Oh, and my Hill.

I get Nikki Yanofsky to sing 'I Believe' a million times until you get so bored you jump off a cliff (it's a great song, but that's got to be repetitive after the sixteenth repetition).  My hill.

Since, being a Steel Elemental, I can control steel. I made some of my body flee before it was contaminated by the serum. This allows me to reform.

I stab Bromataghon in the throat. My hill.

I lie to the people of the U.S. Mint that you are silver, not steel, so they use you for their nickles, dimes, etc., and find out that you are steel and that steel is better than silver at that, so all the steel in the world is now coins, not allowing you to reform, my Hill.

I store my silver currency (i doubt thats what coins are made of) untill it becomes rare and valuable. I then use it to buy the entire world, and have people sign contracts that they must defend my hill in return for their land. I also hire every current soldier in the world in order to create and army large enough to put down any rebellions.

My World (and hill)

I make you lok like a fraud in front of all of your soldiers, who then start a rebellion (irony?), kill you, only to all be put in a gas chmber and killed by me. My Hill, I have no use for the world, I'll give it to Steelfist.

I steal the world mid-transaction and collide it with Jupiter, the hill is sucked into the planet and never seen again.  I rebuild a hill somewhere in the Kuiper Belt that you'll never be able to find.

Fair enough, I didn't find, Steelfist did, and I followed him, leading to your destruction, and the Hill being split between me and Steelfist, how about it Steelfist?

Sure-by the way, I could reform as coins-I just waited. One single coin escaped the earth in Duskling's pocket, and reformed into my body. I then found as much steel as I could. With it I constructed minions, made of living steel but unable to manipulate it. They guard the hill.

Since we now have an alliance, Steelfist and I proceed to obliterate Cyprus, that's right, Brom, eat your heart out, to ensure we don't have as many competitors for the Hill. Our Hill.

Cyprus rebels move to Luxembourg, start a rebellion, conquer it, and kill Duskling.  Steelfist is thrown in prison, my hill.

I Lets steelfist out of my prison and ask if I may join the alliance. Mean while my hired gun shot Bromtaghon dead.

My/Our hill.

I allow Jojolagger into the alliance, after finding a wounded Duskling. We control the hill, but never actually lost it (My minions still guarded it, even while I was imprisoned.

OUR HILL!

How is it jojolagger's prison, did I miss something?
Anyways, since I'm about as wounded as Duskling was (we're both dead, which means wounded), Anya heals me back to full health, I grind fighting Ravinale Guards until I have overpowered stats and attack the hill, with a single Cryo Cross I kill you all.  I throw up millions of big shields around it.

we all had wool hats, so we're cool
(btw i am the hired gun)
still our hill

We crush the Cyprus rebellion, and move our base of operations (the Hill) to somewhere where you will never, ever, guess (and I mean it, you'll have to find out its location to fight us and try to reclaim the Hill). Our Hill.

I don't bother guessing, I send a stalker to find it, and he reports back to me.  China, Panama, Brunei, and all the remaining countries in WD2, as well as all the ones from the original WD, and any others previously unmentioned from the old forums, send a military force, kill you, lock you in the Underworld, and give me the hill. 

Missed it. :P
Still our hill.
Note on me owning the prison. I was inactive in the king of the hill bit. THat was me getting vast amounts of wealth buy (ab)using the stock market. I now own a lot.

I gain vast amounts of wealth from Luxembourg for having defended them in WD2. I then use this money to create an army containing all the current soldiers in the world, the jedi, the clones, all the TRPG heros and their teams (from everybodies games), and the undead. We are equipped with the greatest technology in all the worlds, and all the soldiers are taught Mando'a. Their descendants are taught only Mando'a from birth, and also are tuaght to kill anything that speaks another language.
Our (now well defended) Hill

You still haven't found the hill yet.
Our hill.
P.S. You army kills every last civilian, as you only taught your army the language.

Quote from: jojolagger on June 05, 2010, 01:18:04 AM
Missed it. :P

Quote from: Bromtaghon on June 05, 2010, 12:44:44 AM
I don't bother guessing, I send a stalker to find it, and he reports back to me.

How can I miss it?  I found it, so I can't exactly miss.  A paradox occurs, you're banned for causing it.  Some idiot mistakes Duskling as an alias of Presentiment, reports him to Ert, who bans him, and I take over the hill.  mikew781's post never having happened, I then recruit all of his soldiers, minus the Mando'a part.

My post still happened. Nothing you said there negates any of it, and if we could just say "your post didn't happen", this would be a crappy game

Let me clarify: jojolagger's paradox caused a rupture in the time frame.  Thus your post never existed.  You didn't claim the hill, so it's still me.

Quote from: Bromtaghon on June 05, 2010, 01:57:38 PM
mikew781's post never having happened, I then recruit all of his soldiers.

Quote from: Bromtaghon on June 05, 2010, 02:54:44 PM
Thus your post never existed.

Anybody else see a logic problem here? Lets summarize: I never posted to create my army, but now you control said army? This paradox removes all confusing elements from the world. SO, the only thing left is Brom standing on the hill. I shoot him. THEN:

Quote from: mikew781 on June 05, 2010, 01:01:14 PM
I gain vast amounts of wealth from Luxembourg for having defended them in WD2. I then use this money to create an army containing all the current soldiers in the world, the jedi, the clones, all the TRPG heros and their teams (from everybodies games), and the undead. We are equipped with the greatest technology in all the worlds, and all the soldiers are taught Mando'a. Their descendants are taught only Mando'a from birth, and also are tuaght to kill anything that speaks another language.
Our (now well defended) Hill

Also,

Quote from: jojolagger on June 05, 2010, 01:52:41 PM
P.S. You army kills every last civilian, as you only taught your army the language.

The civilians learn Mando'a too.
THERE

Quote from: mikew781 on June 05, 2010, 03:06:54 PM

Quote from: Bromtaghon on June 05, 2010, 01:57:38 PM
mikew781's post never having happened, I then recruit all of his soldiers.

Quote from: Bromtaghon on June 05, 2010, 02:54:44 PM
Thus your post never existed.

Anybody else see a logic problem here? Lets summarize: I never posted to create my army, but now you control said army? This paradox removes all confusing elements from the world. SO, the only thing left is Brom standing on the hill. I shoot him. THEN:

Quote from: mikew781 on June 05, 2010, 01:01:14 PM
I gain vast amounts of wealth from Luxembourg for having defended them in WD2. I then use this money to create an army containing all the current soldiers in the world, the jedi, the clones, all the TRPG heros and their teams (from everybodies games), and the undead. We are equipped with the greatest technology in all the worlds, and all the soldiers are taught Mando'a. Their descendants are taught only Mando'a from birth, and also are tuaght to kill anything that speaks another language.
Our (now well defended) Hill

Also,

Quote from: jojolagger on June 05, 2010, 01:52:41 PM
P.S. You army kills every last civilian, as you only taught your army the language.

The civilians learn Mando'a too.
THERE

I go back in time, change 'I then recruit all of his soldiers' to 'I recruit all the soldiers mikew781 tried to recruit in an alternate timeline', thus, he shot not me, but my decoy, who then killed him before he could recruit all of my soldiers.

The hill detonates, All that is left is a small metal sheet. It has the text "Bravo you found the decoy hill, moron."
Our hill.

But the real hill also belongs to me, since no one else claimed it.  My army moves there.

Quote from: Bromtaghon on June 05, 2010, 03:15:21 PM
I go back in time, change 'I then recruit all of his soldiers' to 'I recruit all the soldiers mikew781 tried to recruit in an alternate timeline', thus, he shot not me, but my decoy, who then killed him before he could recruit all of my soldiers.

No. You LEFT, that means you weren't there, so i waited for you. And you can't recruit my soldiers at any time, both because you didn't have the cash (so you couldn't take them before i hired them) and you can't speak Mando'a (so you can't recruit them after i take them).

Watch the stupid paradoxes!

The first two sentences of your post make no sense, and you get banned.  No one has claimed the hill yet, so it's still me.  I recruit every single warrior from every single universe, make them swear loyalty to me, and guard it.  (Which means I have several deities protecting me.)

We recruit every single warrior from every universe of every dimension, didn't think about that did you? Your forces are crushed within the first hour of the battle; we shoot you, in the head, twice, so you're dead, and we claim the Hill with every warrior and your fallen turncoat warriors defending it. Our Hill.

Universii in other dimensions are still unversii, thus I still recruited all their warriors.  You thus have no soldiers, I shoot you in the head, twice, so you're dead, and I remain the ruler of the hill.  Loopholes, FTW.

But you only had the decoy.
I have the hill hidden past the reset button.
Our hill.

Quote from: jojolagger on June 06, 2010, 06:58:03 PM
But you only had the decoy.
I have the hill hidden past the reset button.
Our hill.

Quote from: Bromtaghon on June 05, 2010, 04:51:03 PM
But the real hill also belongs to me, since no one else claimed it.  My army moves there.

I posted before yours, thus I claimed it first (unless you're saying there's a second decoy, which you didn't) and thus I own the hill.

Yeah, you own a Hill, a Hill with a ton of explosives placed underneath, and it is a decoy of a decoy, so you die along with any soldiers that you had at your disposal, and we move to our Hill, the real one. Our Hill.

So? You have no defenses, besides, didn't I ban you Duskling?  Anyways, everyone else in your alliance is so surprised I abandoned Cyprus they die of shock.  My hill, Luca revives all of my soldiers.

Luca felt that she was safe away from everything, so she made it that only if she somehow ceased to exist in the material realm, your soldiers would die, but since someone finished TSoG (http://sinisterdesign.net/forum/index.php?topic=279.0), she no longer existed, so your soldiers died again, our finel remaining scientists cloned us, so we kill you and claim the Hill. Our Hill.

P.S., I banned you, too.

Even when Luca no longer exists, it doesn't mean my soldiers die; when Luca is dissipated in battle in TSoG, does every player she has, at one point or another, revived, die? No.  And as for the banning, well, my Internet connection banned you before you could ban me, obsoleting your ban on me.

Since you did not claim the Hill in your last post, your soldiers are demoralized and disapointed in you, so they all leave you, we move in and kill you, once and for all. Still our Hill.

I didn't claim it because I still owned it because I negated your claim, thus, my soldiers don't leave me, they aim their disappointment at you, so they kill you, once and for all.  My hill.

Because of rapid breeding efforts in the countries of Luxembourg and Burundi, and the re-cloning of me because of my cloned coleagues, we collect the mant scientifical minds of the Earth and other worlds to create something unimaginably powerful, and, after many plot twists, I decide to make a potentially long story short and use a Portal Gun (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wb7aDZeO_MQ) to drop a nuke on your head via a portal opened by a payed spy whom you did not notice until it was too late. Our Hill.

I might not have noticed it, but Set did.  He threw a shield up around the nuke, thus preventing it from exploding.  I summon that big-sea-serpent thing from the dead Nation of Hubras RP from the old forums, which, being unimaginably powerful, destroys your unimaginably powerful something.  My hill.  Oh, and my soldiers still exist, since the unimaginably powerful thing didn't get a chance to kill them.

Since what you just posted was unimaginably cheesy (no offense), someone ordered a pizza with you on it, therfore rendering your entire army and stuff leaderless, they disband and join our army, and they help take the Hill for Brom Loyalists. Our Hill.

They take the hill FOR Brom Loyalists? That means they took it FOR me, doesn't it?  So your entire army is loyal to me, and they take the hill in my name, thus making it my hill.

That guard is a spy, my spy to be specific. He proceeds to kill off all of your troops, and open the doors for my group.
Our hill.

Which guard?
For your group, but you have no army, so I just kill you, as I'm not a troop.  Besides, technically the Brom Loyalists are Duskling's troops, so they survive.  They are still guarding the hill, and no one else can recruit soldiers because I recruited them and they're dead, remember?

So they are guarding the hill and you want to know which guard? All of them. All of the guards are double agents who actually work for me. They kill you, fix up me and by buddies because you are a lousy shot.
Our hill.

You contradict yourself- first there's one guard who kills the other and then it's all of them who kill me.  And I didn't shoot you, I killed you by an unstated way, so whether or not I'm a lousy shot has nothing to do with it.  I'm as alive as you guys are, so I come back, recruit my slightly confused guards (because you contradicted yourself) and kill you.

I actually didn't contradict my self.  That post is simply them killing all of your troops not a guard duty. All of the guards (at the present time) were spy's, and they kill your troops.
As I doubt you could get close enough to kill us any other way, you would have to use a gun.
My guards shoot you dead and patch us up.
Our hill.

i dig tunnels underneath the hill and fill it with highly flammable products and send my pheonix in the tunnel burning the hill and everyone on it. then using the pheonix to build a defensive fire wall again. its my crispy hill

My necromancers raise the undead, who are already inside the firewall, they kill you and the pheonix joins us.  My hill.

Yeah, I extinguish the phoenix, and since there was no origin to the necromancers, they don't exist. We kill you. Our Hill.

The necromancers were some of the warriors that I hired.  Thus they do exist, and you didn't describe how you killed me, so I'll just say you assumed I was one of my numerous soldiers, so you're dead 'cause the rest of my soldiers killed you.  My hill.

Having kill the necromancers prior, along with all your other troops, I walk in to a field full of dead body's and reclaim the hill, shooting you dead, and shooting every "dead" body in the head to be sure.
I then fortify the position.
Our hill.

You're banned for being confusing, since neither of your posts make sense, and for double posting.  Thus, your posts are erased and it's still my hill.

not his fault... i had deleted a flaming post, and apparently did it while he was replying

*Sigh* you didn't fortify yourself again, seems that nobody learns their lesson around here, so I stab you to death in your sleep. Our Hill.

I still have my soldiers, since no one ever removed them; they kill you... again.  It's still my hill, and MY SOLDIERS ARE STILL ALIVE!

my double-crossing spy's had already killed your soldiers.
Our hill.

Right, your double-crossing spy owns a had that already killed my soldiers.  You realize that 'had' is not a noun, and thus it disappears, un-killing my soldiers, and killing you.  My hill.

Last page my spy's killed your troops. Had is past tense, because it has already happened.
Only my troops are left.
Our hill.

Spy's means possesive of a spy, not mutliple spies. You should have written spies, which is what brom tried to point out

So, the Grammar Nazis kill you (jojolagger) and remove you from existence, thus it's still my hill.

What is this coming to?!?!? I go into a temporarily mad state, not feeling pain, I claw through every one of your soldiers, killing them, and then you, too, before returning to normal and claiming the Hill. Our Hill.

Since you were dead and you're still alive, I guess I am also, I kill you with my Hell Quest sword.  I then build a fortress and recruit all the spirits (who you dissipated but did not kill).  My hill.  And you can't recruit any soldiers, remember.

I come back to life, and go back in time to when you raised your Hell Quest sword. Because you can't connect this game and that game, you are sucked into a paradox along with your sword and your men, never to return. Our Hill.

A spirit posseses mikew781, who betrays you, kills you (and anyone else in your alliance, I don't remember if jojolagger counts) and claims it in the name of the Brom Loyalists; all the female spirits revive my soldiers, who guard the castle.  So I'm not there, but it's the Brom Loyalist's hill.

So you leave to your secret estate, when Mike, realizing what he has done and driving the spirit from his mind and body, quickly clones all of us, and we go after you and we kill you. Then your loyalists all learn of the news, and disband, leaderless, so we claim the Hill. Our Hill.

You went after me? Through the paradox black hole? So you can't return either to the KotH realm either. The nomadic, leaderless group reforms under the guidance of some random guy named Bromta G'hon.  His hill.

me pheonix that you stole burns you and puts you in the hospital for 2 years. but thanks to you i have to train a new pheonix so its no ones hill
(made it easy for the next guy)

In order to burn me, the pheonix had to follow me through the hole.  Since there can't be a new pheonix until the first one dies and is reborn, you have nothing.  It's the Loyalists' hill.

I die in the paradox hole, somehow your Loyalists hear of this, and disband, thinking that the threat is eliminated. Steelfist then clones me again, and we claim the Hill, unapposed. Our Hill.

The paradox hole sucks you back, 'cause you can't return, remember? Since this game would be no fun if we couldn't, I simply form a new hill, paradox-suck all my soldiers into the alternate dimension with me, and have them guard my hill.  I then close the hole so no newcomers can get it, and kill you (Dusk) and your alliance.

Oh, and there are no hospitals in the alternate dimension.

getting back the pheonix you stole from me and the new one i raise along with one i found lying around i now have three pheonix. and i burn you so bad it burns to get wet. then i have each of my pheonix guard a different part of the hill outside my fire wall. and if you put one out the others can revive it and the fire wall doesnt dissappear until all are put out for a short time. my hill

Remember how I said there as only one pheonix?  So, it takes forever to burn me.  By that time my soldiers kill you.  My hill.

Even if there could be more, (after all, it's your created creature, not mine) I never stole one so you only have two, it's still not long enough to burn me before I kill you.

Quote from: Bromtaghon on June 08, 2010, 05:49:28 PM
they kill you and the pheonix joins us.  My hill.

that proves you stole the pheonix and who said that there has to be one my picture says otherwise

Maybe the phoenix? Perhaps it wanted you to be only its owner?

bromtaghon i have noticed that for the last 3 pages you have been denying how people have breeched youre defences. you make up a bunch of crud and completely change how people take the hill that isnt fair

I guess, since this is a game, he can do many things, but taking the defensive with soomething that hasn't come up before would certainly be considered cheating in my book, but I don't think he's done that, at least not yet. But for now, chill out, there should be an explanation to this.

Quote from: torugo on June 10, 2010, 06:59:30 PM

Quote from: Bromtaghon on June 08, 2010, 05:49:28 PM
they kill you and the pheonix joins us.  My hill.

that proves you stole the pheonix and who said that there has to be one my picture says otherwise

No, it joined me, I did not forcefully grab it from you.  It joined of its own will because it is a sentient being.  I also clearly stated that if there could be more than one pheonix, you would still only have two, and not three, which still would not burn me fast enough before I could kill you.

Quote from: torugo on June 10, 2010, 07:22:54 PM
bromtaghon i have noticed that for the last 3 pages you have been denying how people have breeched youre defences. you make up a bunch of crud and completely change how people take the hill that isnt fair

I don't just say 'Your post doesn't matter.  My hill.' over and over again, I actually come up with (semi)logical reasons.  Besides, it's too fun pointing out all the loopholes in your posts.

Also: Duskling, you may be cloned, but you're the clone of a dead man, so how do you intend to take the hill?

If you clone someone or something, it is alive even if the clonee is dead, just so long as the DNA sample you're using is intact.

Quote from: Bromtaghon on June 10, 2010, 07:41:19 PM

Quote from: torugo on June 10, 2010, 07:22:54 PM
bromtaghon i have noticed that for the last 3 pages you have been denying how people have breeched youre defences. you make up a bunch of crud and completely change how people take the hill that isnt fair

I don't just say 'Your post doesn't matter.  My hill.' over and over again, I actually come up with illogical reasons.  Besides, it's too fun pointing out all the loopholes in your posts.

Also: Duskling, you may be cloned, but you're the clone of a dead man, so how do you intend to take the hill?

Fixed.
You crossed the line from genius to stupidity 3 pages ago.
torugo's Hill because he deserves it, if for no other reason.

I would like it if you would explain how my posts are illogical, since you haven't and I don't feel like taking your word for it.

My soldiers kill torugo, my hill...

You did not capitalize "Hill," so you took some random hill. I' am cloned once more and our clone army of myself, Steelfist, Mike, and jojolagger take over the Hill, that includes fortifying it. Our Hill.

Quote from: Bromtaghon on June 10, 2010, 08:00:51 PM
I would like it if you would explain how my posts are illogical, since you haven't and I don't feel like taking your word for it.

OK

Quote from: Bromtaghon on June 09, 2010, 06:14:58 PM
The paradox hole sucks you back, 'cause you can't return, remember?

Despite the fact his body is still in the paradox hole.

Quote from: Bromtaghon on June 10, 2010, 07:41:19 PM
Also: Duskling, you may be cloned, but you're the clone of a dead man, so how do you intend to take the hill?

Because you seem to think a clone of a dead man is automatically dead to.

Quote from: jojolagger on June 10, 2010, 08:06:39 PM

Quote from: Bromtaghon on June 09, 2010, 06:14:58 PM
The paradox hole sucks you back, 'cause you can't return, remember?

Despite the fact his body is still in the paradox hole.

Care to elaborate more on this? I still don't quite get your point.

Quote from: jojolagger on June 10, 2010, 08:06:39 PM

Quote from: Bromtaghon on June 10, 2010, 07:41:19 PM
Also: Duskling, you may be cloned, but you're the clone of a dead man, so how do you intend to take the hill?

Because you seem to think a clone of a dead man is automatically dead to.

He was dead before he was cloned, thus, his cloned heart was not beating, his cloned cells were dead.  Now, if he'd been cloned before he'd died, that would have been different.

Anyways, I bribe your soldiers, causing a diversion, and sneak into the Hill.  I throw you across the Forum Games to Hell Quest and take over the Hill.  My hill.

Quote from: Bromtaghon on June 10, 2010, 08:10:06 PM

Quote from: jojolagger on June 10, 2010, 08:06:39 PM

Quote from: Bromtaghon on June 09, 2010, 06:14:58 PM
The paradox hole sucks you back, 'cause you can't return, remember?

Despite the fact his body is still in the paradox hole.

Care to elaborate more on this? I still don't quite get your point.

He didn't return. It is a completely different him. The version of him that can't escape is still there.

Quote from: Bromtaghon on June 10, 2010, 08:10:06 PM

Quote from: jojolagger on June 10, 2010, 08:06:39 PM

Quote from: Bromtaghon on June 10, 2010, 07:41:19 PM
Also: Duskling, you may be cloned, but you're the clone of a dead man, so how do you intend to take the hill?

Because you seem to think a clone of a dead man is automatically dead to.

He was dead before he was cloned, thus, his cloned heart was not beating, his cloned cells were dead.  Now, if he'd been cloned before he'd died, that would have been different.

That is completely illogical. Clones don't work like that.

The devil, fearing me, frees me and my allies, and grants us many of his minions. We kill you, send you to hell to be tortured, and begin to fortify the hill. I extend a offer of allegiance to torugo.
Our hill.

I suppose you have a point on the new-clone-being-able-to-return part.  As for the cloning-reviving-dead-bodies part, since cloning is an inexistant technology, you can't say clones don't work like that unless you can state a source.  That's as illogical as me saying 'Your post doesn't work like that' and ignoring it.

Some of my soldiers steal your cloning machines, send it to the Hell Realm, I clone myself and escape.  Once back in the Paradox Realm, I develop a way to be constantly cloning myself, thus, I'm immortal (seeing as by your reasoning, it revives your dead cells.)  I kill you all and lock you in a metal box.  You asphyxiate, even though you're already dead.  But no one pays attention to deaths in this thread- we all come back somehow.

Quote from: Bromtaghon on June 10, 2010, 08:22:26 PM
since cloning is an inexistant technology,

Yeah, non-existent. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_cloning) Due to the fact you now have over 9000 clones of your self, you begin to fight yourself (there can only be one). Having been freed by my devilish minions, I proceed to destroy the cloning machine and have my minions destroy you and fortify the Hill.
Our Hill.

Quote from: Bromtaghon on June 10, 2010, 08:22:26 PM
since cloning is an inexistant technology,

Brom, are you seriously saying that using non-exsitant technology shouldn't count? Have you read ANY of this thread?

Quote from: GOD on June 10, 2010, 08:50:42 PM

Quote from: Bromtaghon on June 10, 2010, 08:22:26 PM
since cloning is an inexistant technology,

Brom, are you seriously saying that using non-exsitant technology shouldn't count? Have you read ANY of this thread?

I also extend an invite to GOD.
Still our Hill.

Quote from: GOD on June 10, 2010, 08:50:42 PM

Quote from: Bromtaghon on June 10, 2010, 08:22:26 PM
since cloning is an inexistant technology,

Brom, are you seriously saying that using non-exsitant technology shouldn't count? Have you read ANY of this thread?

No, I'm saying that there wasn't any canon for it because it's non-existant, which jojolagger has just proven wrong.  In any case, this argument is mootable now since we've decided it can clone dead people and revive them.  Also, the arguments about my illogical deniance (is that a word?) are also useless since they've already happened and have already been counteracted.

I also realized that you'll have to break the alliance if I stop posting in this thread.

I join. Because we have GOD on our side, the hill (and world) becomes ours

I go atheist on your ass and then that makes you abandon the earth.  My hill

You have no defenses. I kill you, claim the hill for the alliance, then set up uber defense that are totally secret. By that i mean i don't want to take the time to write them.

I extend an invitation to ranien to join the anti-Brom alliance

I enlist Shadowcat, who phases through you and shorts out all your defenses.

you didnt set up any defences of youre own so i easily burn you and then sink the hill to the depths of hell never to rise until someone else takes it. then i have the fire wall put right on the hole and have the pheonixes guard it

Satan gets mad that your phoenix are stealing his buisness of making hell firey, so he keeps all of you down there, but sends the Hill up to Earth, where we claim it and mount defenses. Our Hill.

I tell the X-men lay seige upon your defenses.

5 ishes later...

The X-men have the hill. The Avengers of the western coast come and help defend.

And you can only have the hill if you can name at least 4 of the original 5 X-men.
Or 10 of the Avengers prior to 1968.

my pheonixes absorb so much fire in hell they beome as big as mt. everest and break out of hell and burn the hole planet. and i use a power i learned in hell to summon fire zombies to go on a endless rampage outside the fire wall of my hill. my crispy hill

YOU DIDN'T NAME THE X-MEN OR THE AVENGERS; YOU GO STRAIGHT BACK TO HELL.

My hill, and I invent a zombie cure so my heroes cannot be defeated again like that; I enlist Spider-man, the Fantastic four, and the Phoenix force, who possesses stuff. So don't even TRY an evil robot.

i return from hell again only this time with the pheonixes even bigger and i go to space and use all of there power together to shoot a comet at the hill whiping out all of youre heros. i return with the same defense as before only this time leave my pheonixes outside the wall with the zombies and reviving anyone who falls. try to beat endless rampaging zombies that revive then all three of my pheonixes

Jean Grey, Professor X, Cyclops, and Iceman. Now that you've handed over the Hill, we've set up heavy defenses and fortified it with everything we've got, and then cloned all of that. Our Hill.

THANK YOU, Duskling. Now the X-force and the Brotherhood of evil come with decloners, which reduces you down to a single size force. and they beat you up. I set up air raid sirens that make anyone in the hearing radius (5 miles) run for cover and not even think about taking over a hill

But you didn't claim the Hill. Our reconstructed Hill.

I time travel the whole world except for the present hill, which gets nuked, back to the time where I had control of the hill, and claim the hill, changing history, and call off the nukes in my universe. In your alternate universe, there is no hill, and you're stuck in another space-time continuum.

i get mad at you for preventing me from going to hell and allowing my pheonixes to get bigger and for me to lose my zombie power. so i commit the 7 deadly sins go to hell again get back everything and swarm the hill with the power from the future and set up the same defense with reviving rampaging zombies that revive from my pheonixes that will burn you if you get past the zombies. then afterwords taking down my fire wall

I diagram a complex compound sentence, which kills anything within 10 miles of the hill. My hill.

You forget to capitalize "Hill," so I take that oppertunity to escape the space-time continuum, and take over the Hill. While you're stuck with a hill. Our Hill.

and i retrun with a PHOENIX DOWN and revive me phoenixes and since you forgot the defences i just fly right up and burn you then use my pheonixes to raise the hill into the air and fly away to a random area of the planet never to be found again.

I use a GPS and find you 3 seconds later.

you found me but you didnt do anything so my zombies find you and massacre you and i fly the hill to a random spot on an alien world

Sure, take your hill, but I keep the Hill. We fortify t with our best soldiers that can outmatch anything and anyone within any dimension and universe. Our Hill.

I say d*** it all and find you with 5 satellites orbiting in a 3-sphere around a gravitational anomaly in a dodecasmurf (new 4-dimentional shape).

I then proceed to beat the living s*** out of you. With my bare hands. (I didn't know there was living **** in you either)

My Hill.

i control dusklings dead troops and catch you off guard they strangle you and tear out youre vocal cords so you may never speak again. and i keep dusklings perfect troops and my pheonixes by my side inside the fire wall.

I get one of the artificial voice boxes while my old ones are grown back (the job should be done by next post). It sounds so horrible, all of your troops and you go away and die.

I defend the hill with a mike and a loudspeaker producing feedback that kills anyone within 200 meters.

My Hill.

my army of undead fire zombies assault youre hill and this time i have given them earplugs. (i soent a fortune man). they cant hear you and they take over the hill easily. then i put a  seal on the now sound proof fire wall that will only come undone when all 3 of my pheonxes have been extingushed and  send them all to hide in in different places guarded by thousands of fire zombies.

Why is everyone ignoring our well-defended Hill? Still our Hill.

because all the troops on youre hill are now my fire zombies

But they pull out since you didn't give the order to claim the Hill. Still our Hill.

I send out legions of fire-eaters with zombie cures. They look for the smoke emitted by the fire zombies, and eat the zombies. They then eat the phoenices (that's the latin plural of phoenix), and break through a wall, and kill everyone with Mrs. Renfro's hot salsa and their own fire breath (your breath would be pretty hot too if you ate firebirds and zombies.)

My Hill.

i have my zombies assault the hill with hidden explosives in there pockets and when the fire eaters eat them they all die allowing me to burn you riding on the phoenixes. setting the explosive deaf zombies out side the wall with the pheonixes inside the fire wall reviving any zombies that fall. my Hill

I permanently change the molecular structure of the hill. No zombie zone.
Then I put out the phoenices with a bucket of sparkling grape juice.

My Hill.

I defend with a vampire ninja with finger-blades like Wolverine.

that vampire will not help you if i wield a holy cross. i come up to the hill my self and use it to kill the cross. then you get graped for unauthorized use of grape juice. my zombies may not be able to come on the hill but they can still surround it and i use phoenix down to revive my phoenixes again. and reset the fire wall

I dive-bomb the hill with a holy-pire (a cross the the Umpire monks of Yankee stadium and the vampires that live in graveyards.), and put out your phoenices. I tell the zombies to go away or serve me, and they split 50-50 on that. My hill.

the zombies suddenly remember it was you who dezombified the area and turn on you killing youre vampire then i came riding in on the phoenix burn you again then drop the vampire into hell. i use my 3 phoenixes and steal the hill again and hide it in a volcanoe while i just lay back on my pheonix preventing getting burned.

1: Hell rejects my vampire. It's holy.

2: The hill remembers that the zombies shouldn't have been able to reach my vampire in the FIRST PLACE as they are repulsed by my Hill. The Hill decides to alter the reality of spacetime so I never lost the hill in the first place(which is growing thin, after being changed to many times around the hill), and happens to make a mini black hole which sucks in your phoenices and all traces of them before evaporating through Hawking radiation.

My Hill.

just in case of this i held on to there ashes to give birht to new pheonixes but there small now so i did this again.

Quote from: torugo on June 08, 2010, 03:51:46 PM
i dig tunnels underneath the hill and fill it with highly flammable products and send my pheonix in the tunnel burning the hill and everyone on it. then using the pheonix to build a defensive fire wall again. its my crispy hill

My holy vampire returns from the grave (the afterlife rejects him; heaven rejects because he's a vampire, and hell rejects because he's holy), and borrows an Iron Man suit, making him from now on fireproof. He shoots the h*** out of the phoenices, and claims the crispy hill. The zombies still have to stay away from him.

i go on a long and perilous journey a journey through time and space. it all started when ...
you suddenly fell asleep from my story and i over throw you and youre vampire suddenly falls victim to my holy water beause he dies and the iron suit rusts youre vampire gets stripped of his armor and thrown in a zombie ditch to fight for all eternity.then i throw you in the sound proof room with one of the phoenixes  burning you over and over. then for the hill i give another pheonix the 4 sacred crystals protecting my fire wall and hide them in different dungones in different regions. and to win them you have to fight three guardians then my pheonix to get intry to battle me on my last pheonix. oh and you have to do it in final fantasy style. dont forget i have countless phoenix downs. my hill

Nightcrawler the X-man saves me right before I get crispy-fried with the 11 original herbs and spices that come in the value pak with the phoenix downs. Then, since my vampire, meanwhile, got reincarnated (he's a buddhist when it's convenient), and so he still has one version of himself here with me, and one UNDEAD version of him detatched from his soul, which will keep your fire zombies busy for all eternity. The undead holy vampire knees the zombies in the ****s and renders the zombies unable to replicate. I then pour 500 gallons of fish and oil on the zombies, which puts them out, and gives me 500 gallons of high-quality fried fish. Your phoenix is in a soundproof container, which I send to the bottom of the ocean. I add an impregnable container around the soundproof room at the bottom of the ocean. Your phoenix is still alive, and thus cannot reform elsewhere. I steal your phoenix downs with Shadowcat's help. I freeze them and send them out into outer space, beyond voyager. No effing way of getting those back. I destroy in gory awful ways the remainder of the phoenices. Now I base-jump over the fire wall with the help of an airlift from the X-jet. I dump another barrelful of chicken-oil on your last phoenix and smother him. Screw Final Fantasy. Now I keep both of my holy vampires, undead and alive, and remember, there's still a no zombie ward around the hill. My vampire rocks. My hill. And for good measure, I encase the world in ice. No more fires!

since you rid the entire hill of heat there was no way for you to survive and you freeze to death turning the world back to the way it was and i have my zombies fish my pheonix out of the ocean and bring back the one you completely forgot aboutthe 3 swarm youre vampires then i drop barrels of garlic down on them and they die. then i use my pheonixes to create new pheonix downsand then the pathto the hill was sabotoged to where every couple of steps a flashing light would appear then you would be forced to fight in a turn based battle against my fire zombies then one you got to the hill you would have to fight all 3 of my pheonixes and me in a boss battle. i am behind the pheonixes using fire runes and the 3 pheonixes are on the front lines attacking. the pheonixes can revive each other so you have to get all 3 of them at once to get to me. but i have pheonix downs of my own and i can use them to bring back fallen pheonixes.also you are only allowed to bring 4 other people to battle with you.
like this
t = me p = pheonix x = you a = anonomys ally you bring
    P          A         
T  P          A  X
    P          A
                A

you discover that somebody ripped you of and stole your phoenixes. He replaced them with orange pigeons, and you couldn't tell the difference. i march in with soldiers, and kill everything on the hill. I then set up an army of Avatars (the ones from Pandora, not the stupid cartoon) to guard my hill

I return with evil minions made of steel! Although only outnumbering your troops 3:1, my troops are also made of steel. I butcher your army, and have my minions kill you. We don't actually suffer any casualties. I set them to guarding the hill and start to build an even larger army in a secret location. My hill.

I drop an A.P.T.N (Atomic Plasma Tactical Nuke), a project my army was working on while I was inactive, that paralyzes all your men. Then I call an old friend, who deports you and your army to uruguay and leaves before you regain your mobility. My hill.

Since you could hardly deport all the tiny blobs of steel that is all that is left of my army (I assume an Atomic Plasma Tactical Nuke would do that), we reform and offer you a deal - an alliance. Your technology, my powers . . .

I accept the alliance. I am at the stage of finishing another secret project as well, which I shall soon reveal... ;)

Good. I shall work on a project of my own...

This is going to be interesting.... ;D

Okay, enough with the ominous hints.

Shall we offer anyone else a part in the alliance, or just wait.

What a pity, I like the ominious hints :)

I think that for now, we should wait.

I'll join the alliance. I'm good at finding loopholes.

Well, cypher will have to confirm...

Well...I have no objections, welcome the club ;D
(let's try not to expand the alliance too much, or otherwise the game will lose it's fun!)

Obviously. if there isn't anybody to fight there's no point.

While  all of you were talking, I took your hill with a gravity alteration transmutation circle drawn around the hill while you weren't looking. Everything near the hill but the hill itself and me flies into space. The circle is within its zone of power. I enlist Brig. Gen. Mustang, Cpt. Hawkeye, and Bradley (Wrath). You need to look up their  powers to deal with them. Oh, and I also have a telepath that can project illusions into your mind.

My Hill.

Why would I have to look up their powers? I damn well know them! :D
You thought I didn't even know they came from 'Full Metal Alchemist'! :P

I telephone one of my contacts, and I ask him to get an item from our secret archives with the id 'ID457245'. I also make another phone call to one of my top-secret weather control centres, and request them to induce rain by means of chemicals. Steelfist gets his trusty old gun and, while the telepath is trying to make me have illusions, he is shot by Steelfist. Mustang is rendered useless by the rain. I also unveal one of the clones I made of Lust, who stabs Wrath and Hawkeye before they could do anything. By that time, my delivery item 'ID457245' arrives. I take it out of the floating box, and algebra15 is shocked to discover it's what he also knew as 'The Philosophers Stone'. I then decide to remove Brig. Gen. Mustang, Cpt. Hawkeye, and Wrath from existence. I send you to another dimension. I then get rid of the transmutation circle.

Our hill.

Yeah, once again, keep your hill, while I shoot algebra and take the Hill. I fortify it with whatever. My Hill.

In fact, what you just said is fake because when we saw you arrive previously we induced you into a coma, and gave you drugs to make you have happy dreams. Now we lock you in a cage and ship you off to china.

Still our hill. :P

My telepath made you think all that happened. It's still actually my Hill. (It's capitalized).

There's no way Lust could do something before Bradley did something about it. He has the Ultimate Eye. I also tell Greed to help, because you almost actually breached my security. That was a close one!  :o.

Algebra, I hate* to break it to you but you're on the wrong hill, in fact you all are, while you were fighting over that hill, I just took the real one :D

*I actually really enjoy it

A certain witch hacks into your account and gets you banned.  I then take the hill.

Another witch hacks the system and unbans me, then I sneak up behind you and take the hill by forse

Tinkerbell (not that Tinkerbell, the other Tinkerbell) summons Peter Pan who kills you and gives the hill to Ertxiem.

You can keep your hill, once again. My Hill.

someonewho's2smart4u stabs you and gives the Hill to Ertxiem.  Support the dead cow ppls!

once again, I drop and A.P.T.N.( Atomic Plasma Tactical Nuke) and that wipes all of you out. Our hill.

Keep your hill. My Hill.

I don't get what your saying. ???

Why are you still fighting over that hilll? ??? The real one is over here and it's mine.

Okay. I cut you to pieces and take the Hill. Both hills are now ours, okay?

No, you cut algebra into pieces. About the hill, I just moved it and took it.

Fine. I cut YOU into little pieces and claim the hill.

my spirit consumes your mind and drives you to suicide, now my ghost haunts the hill driving any who dare to come near to madness. :-*

I have a strong mind. You can't drive me to suicide. I dare madness, and claim the hill. My hill.

I come and help Steelfist fortify our hill inside a giant steel dome.

I'm a spirit, I wait until you die, and then my spirit whups your spirit and rolls it down a hill in a spectral trash can. About Steelfist, he dies too, and then our spirits get into an epic battle, eventually my spirit pits his/her spirit in a choke hold and gives him twenty two ghost swirleys an then locks him in a dumpster, now neither of you dare take my physically fortified hill.

I can't die of old age, and nobody killed me(check back through. You will see why). And this can't take place until cypher dies. Which hasn't happened yet, so we can ignore your post (tip - don't post about the future. Someone will just say that it hasn't happened yet and the hill is theirs in the present). Our hill, same defences.

Fine I consume Algebra's mind and he and Duskling sneak up behind you using star trek teleportation and kill you both quickly with a shot to the head, then feed you to the dogs who tear you into pieces.

Our hill.

Shot to the head doesn't harm me (although cypher is dead. For now), again, read back to understand, but I'll put it simply. In this topic (and Hell-quest), I am made of steel. The bullet bounces off my head, killing Algebra, and I cut you to pieces with celestial steel. Again.

Dude. I claimed the "Hill" long ago. Everyone is dodging the fact that my telepath pwns.
If you guys are getting tired of being played by the telepath, I come back to life, bring BACK my holy vampire (I swear, Zain, if  you make a cheesey joke on holy/holey, I will WRING YOUR SORRY NECK), reinstate the no-zombie zone at the Hill, and pwn the hell out of y'all con mi southern accento. I get an executive order from Obama to be immortal, and the 3rd heavy ground infantry brigade guards the Hill. It's also a national park, so the Park Rangers will make sure there's hell to pay if any o' y'all'd like to lay one finger on the Hill. MY Hill. I also ban Zain and his account from the game, and it should take him a couple of  posts to come back.

We aren't getting tired of it, so you don't. My hill.

An old friend of mine brings me back to life with a special machine, I get an armor even stronger( if that's possible) than Steelfist's, made of diamonds and I launch a special satellite into space. Still our hill.

I turn into liquid steel, which isn't currently hot, and solidify over the hill. In a sense, I now am the hill.

Very well, I use my cute kitty powers to seduce you into into getting off of the hill and giving it to me.

I tazer the cat, proving once and for all I do not adore adorable things. My hill.

i steal your tazer and taze you off the hill



MY HILL :P

I steal the tazer and stuff it down your throat, you explode my hill :D

I use a government grant to rebuild the Hill. It's a national park, remember? I let the USA have the Hill. Anyone who wants the Hill will have to go through the right legal process. The paperwork should take several posts to get through.

Meanwhile, I pronounce myself king of the hill, and balance the fung-shuei perfectly, with yin and yang in equal proportions. The hill is now god. I am king of it, therefore I beast-own.
My hill.
The government's Hill.

I shove a tazer down your throat, you explode too, it's my hill.

ERROR 0061: Property of static type Proximity of class Tazer cannot be implicitly coerced to type Boolean: < 500 yards == true

Tazer reject.

error 41, reject not found

import Package life.reject

Find it now, fool.

ERROR: hard drive overload, must delete files. Auto deleting life.reject

I pity da fool that forgets that life.reject was in your C Drive, and thus was not erased; it was a hidden file.

WHY DO YOU FORGET MY EXISTENCE?

Because I said

import life.forget;
public var forgetful:Forget;
forgetful = new Forget(cypher27);
forgetful.removePersonListener(cypher);
forgetful.start();

And that is how I the world forgot you.

But since Algebra15 is a base class, I overrode the Forget function and remembered, but didn't tell anyone.

Well, now I'm back!

while namelesskitty and algebra15 are arguing i sign the papers for the hill


                        MY HILL :P

I steal your papers and change them to my name. My hill.

Since I am conductive I am not harmed by tazers. The electricity passes right through me.

Anyway, Cypher forgot to mention that it is, in fact, OUR hill. We never terminated that alliance. In any case, if you disagree, Cypher, would you just say, so I can chop you into little pieces.

Did you remember there are no papers for the "hill"? Just for the "Hill".

The Hill is mine, guarded with fung-shuei, which means that anyone that intends harm unto this zone will catch a disease and die within 2 seconds of pronouncing their intent.

How exactly can I get a disease? There a no diseases that affect me, so I kill you and claim the Hill.

What about a virus? And didn't I say that I beast-own?

Ok, sorry, OUR hill. ( BTW, I can't be killed, remember my diamond armor).

I simply stop and go to the hill. I take the hill to my house up in Canada. I then make another hill in place of the old hill. I go back up to my house in Canada and take some of the maple syrup I got during the maple syrup festival and unfreeze time. The hill looks like the old one so much you think that you still have the real hill.

My Hill!

Your Fake Hill!

i sneakyly switch zackirus's fake hill with his real one. he sees me so i use that cool men in black memory zapper thing.
he didnt know what hit him and i got away with
                                 MY HILL :P

Unfortunately, I change space-time so you can't use something unless you know what it's called (you can still look it up).

Your neuralizer doesn't work, and cypher still has the hill. I hire a Sith to steal the hill/Hill back and fry up some canadian bacon with a wave of Force Lightning. Then an Otyugh eats it and has stats of 30/42.

i have no clue what that means so i blow you up and take




                                MY HILL :P

If the game were that simple, then I poison you and take the hill.
OUR HILL :)

I ninja'd you and take the hill.

My Hill.

i kill your ninjas and take





                                                           MY HILL :P

You couldn't take Your Hill because you didn't have a hill. The Hill is still mine.

I ♥ technicalities

while you are sleeping i steal your hill so now it is



                              MY HILL :P

I never fell asleep. You fail.

ok then i shoot you



                             MY HILL :P

I never got shot in the first place. Still my hill. You're going to have to try harder than that. Remember, I ninja'd the hill back.

I become liquid, cover the Hill, cover you in liquid steel, then go down your throat. I turn solid again, and rip you apart from the inside. Our hill.

Steelfist is banned for describing excessively gory scenes.

My Hill.

You can't ban me, and anyway, please explain HOW YOU ARE ALIVE?

Oh, and, My Hill.

I supercool you and any defenses either of you might have and then smash you with a hammer. my hill.

I snipe you. Our hill.

I use a cryo cross attack on all of you. The hill is mine.

I turn change shape, shattering the ice, and stab you. I then thaw Cypher. Our hill.

Little does everyone know, that everyone (except for myself) is a virtual reality game. You all think it is real and there is no way to get out of the program. I simply turn off the monitor showing what all of you are doing and go back to my house which is on the hill and enjoy some nice good old maple syrup. No to arouse suspicion though, I create a character of myself (without putting myself in the game) and put him into the game where he shoots Steelfist and Cypher into outer space and claims the hill in the name of Canada.

My Hill!

One of my contacts/subordinates( the're my greatest resource!) sees this because I told him to spy on you before, and so while you're not looking he extracts me and Steelfist from The Matrix. We then return to the hill, and I form a sword from my regenerative diamond armor. I then stealthily stab you in the heart when you looked away, then I retracted the blade and heroicaly pushed you off the hill with my foot.

Our hill. ;)

The real hill is in the matrix, so with you gone, I just take the empty hill.

I destroy the matrix, taking you along with it, and the hill, so my hill automatically becomes the real one.

Our Hill.

You destroyed my character in the game, I was playing from real life. Now I call my flying monkeys to tear you apart limb from limb. once you are destroyed I take the hill.

I cannot be destoyed, remember my diamond armor? I kill the monkeys, making your post obsolete, making the hill mine.

Our hill.

Your diamond armor was in sword form so they could rip you apart, my hill.

You don't understand: The sword formed from a part of my armor that came off, then my armor regenerated.

Still our hill.

Although Cypher stabbed in my heart. I managed to barely survive when falling down the hill. I grab a piece of the hill and crawl over to a bomb shelter (2 km away from the hill) and take cover inside. I apply first aid on myself and activate the bombs that I planted within the hill. Everything, except for me and my bomb shelter is obliterated in a 2km radius even the Matrix Building. I still survive with my tiny piece of the real hill inside my bomb shelter.

My Hill

Fortunately, I wasn't killed thanks to my armor. And I still have some hill left, and it's bigger than yours.

Our hill.

I return, as I can regenerate almost instantly, even from my somewhat depleted form of a molten steel blob. Our hill, still.

I activate more bombs which blow up the rest of your hill, thus making my hill the bigger hill

My hill is the bigger Hill!

Since you made the bombs of steel, I simply made them all melt before exploding (Without getting hot) As a result, they did not, in fact, detonate. Our hill. I then search the hill for more bombs. There aren't any.

I launch from my bomb base, opposite side of the cracter compared to my bomb shelter bombs made of gold and silver so you cannot control them. The hill that you have explodes and I have a bigger hill.

My hill is bigger!

Fortunately, before it exploded, Steel and I managed to salvage a large part of the hill, which Steel the covered with his liquid body to protoct from the blast.

Still our hill.

I then take my sample of  the hill and took at its core foundaries, I then copy those foundaries and make another hill. I add my hill to that hill and it becomes a larger hill

My Hill is Bigger!

I hit you with a Lost Planet 2 Plasma Cannon II( find out what it does to resist it) and you fly off the hill.

Our hill.

Unfortunately you forgot that I am in a bomb shelter almost a kilometre below the surface. So your Cannon doesn't knock me off the hill because I go flying into the wall and fall back on the hill.

My Hill!

I teleport the hill to the surface with a Lost Planet 2 Warp Grenade that I activated (find out about the grenade to know how it magically appeared underground on the hill at the same time I planted one on the surface) and the hill comes to the surface, leaving you behind.

Our hill.

I petition the government for a Hill Reconstruction Act. It is a national park, after all, right?
I need your John Hancocks, guys. Otherwise, the hill is going to look bad for a long time.

The hill is currently a ward of the state, as it was orphaned back when it was a mound.

I turn the hill back to it's normal state and push you off the hill.

Our hill.

What normal state? It's a hill, for goodness' sake.

While you guys are bickering I come up from my bomb shelter and take some of the hill. I then take some explosives from my bomb shelter and plant them in the hill. I then light the hill on fire which coincidentally blows up the hill. I then retreat back to my bomb shelter where my hill is the biggest and only piece still left!

My Hill!

I repeat the Warp Grenade Manoeuver. Our hill.

i ride on one of my pheonixes below ground and pop up and burn you. then i set up my fire wall for protection and with cypher previously turning the hill back to ite original state the zombie wards are gone and i use them as my army for defence outside the wall with my 3 pheonixes protecting me inside. dont forget i have pheonix downs to revive fallen zombies and pheonixes.

Rant on why you shouldn't have blown up the hill.

[spoiler]You're blowing up a national park. You need  to run. Because what I didn't tell you is that it is a Russian national park. Few of you are Russian, (i.e. I know some of you a are Canadian and American, but if KZ wants to post, then that's great.) and you'll have a hard time getting past the customs officials there if you blew up a national park. A really hard time; like harder than getting past customs in the U.S. of A if your nationality is that of a country in the Middle East. Because no one takes kindly to having  their national parks blown up. But why Russia? Because the New York mafia knows the Italian Mafia, and the Italian Mafia knows the Chinese Mafia, and the Chinese Mafia knows the Russian Mafia, and that's as far as it goes.[/spoiler]

So basically, I take the hill, and authorize a reconstruction project approved by the U.N. If you mess with the hill while it's being put back together, (this should take a few posts) the world is going to be pissed off at you.

TV show reference spoiler.
[spoiler]Then I took a potato chip.... ...and ATE IT!!! jk.[/spoiler]

but i didnt blow up the hill i just set the perimeter ablaze

I reinstate the no zombie-zone.

I wasn't talking to you torugo, I was talking to Zack.

I freeze your phoenix downs telepathically with the help of my Hero in TSoG, and set my holy vampire on your phoenices. It beast-owns, and destroys the phoenix downs, and turns the ash into a diamond he now wears as bling. I Rock-'em-Sock-'em'd you into oblivion with a Rock-'em-Sock-'em robot (Blue), and take the hill. I now have a holy vampire guarding the hill, wearing your phoenices as bling, I have a Cold Telepath, and a Light Telepath on my side (I have 2 active save slots), and your phoenix downs are PERMENANTLY frozen, where you can't get to them. Oh, and the no-zom zone is still there. My Cold Telepath will prevent any molten steel from killing me *cough* Steelist *cough*. My Light Telepath will turn any attacking kitties, prunes, or pickles into photons that will be absorbed into him, thus creating a Light Gremlin. (Believe me, you wouldn't want that against you.) Next, I set up a radiation shield which will prevent any Russian nuclear radiation from getting rid of me. (Sorry, but they do have a bad rap) And a hack proof computer, so Sev, Fixer, and Scorch can't disable my defenses. And a no-stick pan shield, so no Canadian maple syprup can get me. I think that's everybody.

Quote from: algebra15 on July 01, 2010, 10:23:35 PM
I reinstate the no zombie-zone.
I wasn't talking to you torugo, I was talking to Zack.

What? When did I become a zombie. I know I am still alive and not a zombie.

I become Gaseous Steel, and float up into the upper atmosphere, then spread out . . . and solidify, falling a massive distance, crushing you, and your defenders, along with the Hill. I reform, then reconstruct the flattened Hill, and take it for Cypher and I. Our Hill.

Quote from: Zackirus on July 02, 2010, 09:43:58 AM

Quote from: algebra15 on July 01, 2010, 10:23:35 PM
I reinstate the no zombie-zone.
I wasn't talking to you torugo, I was talking to Zack.

What? When did I become a zombie. I know I am still alive and not a zombie.

its because of me that he did that i attacked him with fire zombies at one point

Still out Hill :)

After all this time, STILL OUR HILL. Don't let King of the Hill die! Somebody, post!

I unleash a barrel of monkeys on the hill. ALL MINE!!

I nuke it with my Plasma Bomb. My hill.

i put the hill in the void of space. My hill

I use my cute kittyness to make you give me the hill, my hill.

I use exploding playing cards to eat your kitty. My hill.

I am too cute and you take pity on me and don't chew, then I claw my way out of your stomach thus killing you.

I, too, eat you. I chew, killing you, as cuteness does not affect me. OUR HILL. I take it the alliance still stands, Cypher?

Of course.

I'm glad I revived King Of The Hill ;D

I shove the two of you together in a close cell by temporarily removing the oxygen from the atmosphere in the hill zone so cypher can't use FIRE, and sell steelfist some anti-rust varnish, spray it on him, and tell him he can't move until it's dry. I promptly shove the two of you together in a close cell then. I restore  the oxygen, and cypher's fire burns again. It doesn't harm steelfist, but It heats him up. Then I spray them  both with liquid nitrogen. Cypher unfreezes himself gradually, but steelfist's steel is hardened, and he can't move. Ever. I put him in a scrapyard. Then I put cypher in a titanium superfreezer. It would take all his energy just to get rid of some of the ice, let alone melt the titanium. With no one on the hill, I claim it as mine. MY HILL.

my ghost drives you into madness, and then takes over your body, unless you want an alliance in which case our hill, otherwise, my hill.

Sounds good (the alliance). How about when I'm a red cape?

excellent.

Okay. It's an alliance of explosion power and kitty power, vs. Steel power and firepower. Who wins? Us, of course.

*ghost kitty power.

I call the Asgards, one of my contacts/friends (saved by my contacts again! :P) and they remotely teleport both me and Steelfist onboard their spaceship. They break me out of the titanium and unfreeze Steelfist with their miraculous futuristic techniques. They then teleport namelesskitty and algebra15 onboard the ship in their sleep. They are then pushed through the nearest Stargate to an address that is on the other side of the universe. Lots of Goa'uld are send with you to guard you. They lock namelesskitty in a cage full of exceedly hungry kitty-eating dogs, and drive algebra mad with an unsolvable maths problem.

Our Hill.

I am a ghost so I float out of the cage unscathed and then I use my fire powers to let algebra out of whatever prison he's in and use Cassiopia's orb to transport us to the hill then algebra uses his exploding cards to blow all of you into small shards in the case of steelfist and burning glop in the case of Cypher27. Our hill.

Whoops. And in case that didn't work...


I say hi to myself on the way in. Then I solve the unsolvable ones, and I disregard the unsolvable ones I can't solve. Then I add two halves to the cage, and BAM! there's a [w]hole! I take namelesskitty out. Since I don't  know exactly what's guarding me, and it's not real, I ignore them. Then I cut some holes in spacetime, glue spacetime back together with Industrial Strength Elmer's Glue, but in the right shape to make a closed timelike loop. namlesskitty and I go around  the loop, and end up five hours before you tossed us to where we are. We proceed to have a lovely tea without you guys. (With jam and cookies, too. You'll wish you hadn't missed it) Then, five hours later, we jump back through the Stargate right when you throw us in, say hi to ourselves, and knock you unconscious. Cypher goes back in the freezer, and this time has White Capes, Spriggats, and Shadowling Guardians running obfuscation, so you can't contact anyone. I melt down Steelfist, and separate him into 37 globules of molten steel. I put these all in depolarizing containers, which prevents him from magnetially pulling himself back together. I then put all of these at the center of some suns on opposite ends of the galaxy.

I form into a series of transmitters, and take over the US nukes VIA signal. I blast the hill with them. I then transmit to Cypher's contacts, who teleport me out of the containers and rescue cypher. We then rebuild the hill on it's former site. Our hill.

You don't understand, all of you... I never called my contacts... they had me covered all the time, 24/7 ;). And don't forget I am covered in diamond armor, too.

Still our Hill. ;D

WE RULE SUPREME AND UNOPPOSED!!  :-*

I use the high-powered laser on the Bugfartboy I satalite and destroy all defenses and Cyphers diamond armor and claim the hill.

(is that how you play?)

While silly bugfartboy claims some hill, I claim the Hill.

I call my second satellite out of orbit to join the first one and destroy duskling's part of the hill.

MY HILL!!

I call upon The Asgards, who remotely teleport your satelites into the middle of dead space. I then push you off the hill.

Our Hill!

I pull my last 5 satellites out of orbit, destroy the Asgards and destroy the rest of the hill. I then proceed to rebuild it in my backyard, protected by my teleport proof laser-armed invincible satellites and strap myself to the hill.

MY HILL!!!!

You don't understand... all your satelites are gone and the Asgards aren't there:

Quote from: Cypher on August 10, 2010, 09:27:51 AM
I call upon The Asgards, who remotely teleport your satelites into the middle of dead space. I then push you off the hill.

Our Hill!

Still my Hill: You have no satelites.

I create more satalites and do everything I had said before. My hill.

I do everything I said before (I move your satelite with a giant air blast), and teleport the hill underground, into my concealed base. I then get my men in the base to shoot you on the head. Our hill.

I come back as a ghost, send all of your men to a horribly bloody death, completely obliterate your free will and force you to give me claim on the hill.

MY HILL!!

You are kinda meant to say how you did it; you killed all the men and obliterated his free will in one sentence, not explaining how.

Bad Post: I kill you and your men. My Hill.

Good Post: I drove you and your men insane, by giving them horrific nightmares, causing bot you and them them to commit suicide. My Hill.

I ignore your terrible last post and claim the Hill! Our Hill!

I claim the Hill by melting your steel fist, then, not allowing you to turn to steel by attacking so quickly, putting you in an eternal dream where you come so close to claiming the Hill, but then you're plunged into another dream via a powerful drug I myself designed. My Hill.

I push you off the hill in ghost form and put you in eternal paralysis through near lethal injection.

MY HILL!!!

That is what you are led to believe, but really, you have been given the same drug as Steelfist, so that was only a dream. Still my Hill.

It turns out that you yourself were in eternal paralysis already and had only been imagining my dream state. MY HILL!!!

Oh, but that kind of coincidence only happens in a dream, which you are still in. Still my Hill.

But it turns out that you accidentaly gave yourself the drug before you even got to Steelfist or I so really Its my hill.

Again, too big a coicidence to not be a dream, which you are still in, but I only have enough of it for two more people. I'm very careful with the junk, so as not to give it to myself inadvertently. Still my Hill, as you and Steelfist are still in a dream state.

It turns out that my ghost wasn't affected for long. I cut your throat with a knife of ice and give Steelfist the antidote. My hill. (Steelfist: Alliance?)

That's the thing: you think you've won, but you're still dreaming. Plus, there is no antidote. Still my Hill. Get more clever than just waking up.

I had used my MAGIC POWER to put you to sleep before you drugged me. I didn't wake up because I was never asleep. My Hill.

You put me to sleep in your dream? As I said, you get close, and then you get plunged into another dream. Still my Hill.

It turns out that there is a rare side effect of the drug that brings dreams to life. I dream that I wake up, kill duskling, wake Steelfist up and conquer the hill for all eternity through my ghostly power. My Hill!!!

Well done. I'll get my revenge... don't you worry... :-*

I proceed to capture the Dusklings ghost attempting to come back into an invincible bottle which I then cover in an invincible glue and teleport to the center of the earth. My hill forever.

Our Hill, even? Alliance accepted, if Cypher agrees. Until then, let us simply act as if allied.

I must clarify a point here; I am steel all the time. I can still control steel, even in liquid form, so my melted steel fist would pool around your feet, burning them and then solidifying, sticking you to the floor. And, as steel, I am extremely resistant, if not immune, to all drugs. But, anyway;

OUR HILL!

Duskling is trapped in a bottle in the center of the earth. Remember? Like a genie in a lamp. Only it's a half formed ghost. And the bottle can't be opened or destroyed.

I know; I was just pointing out hat was wrong with his post.

To further protect the hill, I use my ghost powers to begin compressing space itself and removing it to create nothingness (which can only be destroyed/manipulated by it's creator) and build a big bubble to protect the hill. Our hill of invincibility.

Welcome to the Alliance, Buggy ;).

Yay!!! If you didn't know, the hill is in an invincible bubble that I can make holes in. And duskling is a half-ghost stuck in the center of the earth in an unbreakable, unmeltable, and un-openable bottle.

 :) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'( :) :) ;) ;) :D :D ;D ;D >:( >:( :( :( :o :o 8) 8) ??? ??? ::) ::) :P :P :-X :-X :-\ :-\ :-* :-* :'( :'( :) :) ;) ;) :D :D ;D ;D >:( >:( :( :( :o :o 8) 8) ??? ??? ::) ::) :P :P :-[ :-[ :-X :-X :-\ :-\ :-* :'( :'( :) :) :) ;) ;) ;) :D :D :D ;D ;D ;D >:( >:( >:( :( :( :( :o :o :o 8) 8) ??? ??? ::) ::) ::) :P :P :P :-[ :-[ :-[ :-X :-X :-X :-\ :-\ :-\ :-* :-* :-* :'( :'( :'( :) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'( :'( :-* :-\ :-X :-[ :P ::) ??? 8) :o :( >:( ;D :D ;) :) :'( :-* :-\ :-\ :-* :-\ :-* :-\ :-* :-\ :-\ Suddenly everything happens too fast! Due to the unstable anti matter used to create the bubble over the hill, you've opened a portal to the dimension of dead souls! I, having died long ago, spent my time there building a legion of the strongest warriors in all time and space! MY RANKS POUR THROUGH ANNIHILATING ALL IN OUR WAY, WE SLIP THE HILL AWAY FROM YOUR GRASPS AND TAKE IT TO THE COURT OF MY STRONGHOLD, WHICH ONLY ALLOWS THOSE WHO ARE OF PURE HEART TO ENTER! KNOWING BEFORE THAT NO ONE IN THE REALM OF MY KINGDOM WAS PURE ENOUGH TO ENTER, I PULL THE HILL USING MY BARE HANDS TO MY THRONE, WHERE I NOW SIT GUARDED BY MY ARMY ON THE EXTERIOR OF MY CASTLE, AND LAUGH AT THE UNEXPECTED CAPTURING OF

MY NEW HILL!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

I laugh at your warriors attempts to kill me; their swords shatter upon my body, which is steel so dense it is actually harder than diamond. I envelop the others with a steel bubble, with plenty of air. We left the hill after you pulled us, with the Hill, into your realm and I ignore your troops, as they cannot harm me, and enter your stronghold through a technicality; my heart is pure steel, and therefore technically pure. I then focus some of the mystical powers that I learned some time ago, using them to eradicate your spirit entirely. I then use the powers to destroy the Hill.

We leave the realm, and I form myself into the Hill. Our Hill.

I teleport to the center of the earth, and open Dusks bottle. I then offer him an alliance. Assuming he accepts, we band together our armies, equip them all with Steel-away (completely eradicates all steel) and Dusks sleep drug. We invade and conquer. After cuasing you all to fall asleep (except Steelfist) we wake your troops, offer them the choice to join us, and kill all who refuse. We then use my vast wealth, gained through grinding at the Deeper Downs, to enlist all of worlds armed forces.
Our Hill!

I, seeing you coming, escape with the others. As I am actually the hill, this means we still possess the hill. Before anyone uses Steel-away, I would like an explanation to how it works. And how you survived teleporting to the centre of the earth.

Meanwhile; Our Hill.

Steel-away uses a chemical that makes Steel vanish. I don't know how it works, and i really don't think most of the stuff we post here is scientifically accurate....
Also, I got to the center of the earth the same way buggy did.

Interesting. In that case, I edit the molecular structure of the steel that makes up me slightly, so it no longer is vanished by steel-away.

Steel-away has been tested to work on all steel. Sorry, you'll need a better defense than "Nothing hurts me, Im steel" now.  :P
We invade the hill using the plan i posted a few posts ago:

Quote from: MikeW781 on August 16, 2010, 10:44:04 AM
I teleport to the center of the earth, and open Dusks bottle. I then offer him an alliance. Assuming he accepts, we band together our armies, equip them all with Steel-away (completely eradicates all steel) and Dusks sleep drug. We invade and conquer. After cuasing you all to fall asleep (except Steelfist) we wake your troops, offer them the choice to join us, and kill all who refuse. We then use my vast wealth, gained through grinding at the Deeper Downs, to enlist all of worlds armed forces.
Our Hill!

If I may point out... The antimatter is completely under my control. Any disturbance would be felt and corrected by me. The bottle dusk is in is made of the same antimatter as the bubble, thus unopenable. And I am actually a Trancended Being, thus capable of bending and altering time, space, and ultimately, reality. This means:

OUR HILL

I come back to the site after having been away for a long time, and with the skills learned on my journey, I sue you for being a god and, through many legal channels, successfully approve the making of a special acid that eats steel and anything/one with steel in their name. I then go to a quiet part of the universe, lightyears from all of this and make a new hill.
I am back and I have the HILL

I am not a god but rather an extremely powerful immortal and invincible being capable of bending reality in such extreme amounts that it defies comprehension. I use that power to destroy your hill and prevent all other hills from being built. I also shrink the hill so that it fits around my neck as an ornament which I fix to my person so that it can never be stolen or destroyed. MY HILL. Or should I say: OUR HILL!!!

I am also a Trancended being, and am not affected by your manipulation or anitmatter. Since my plan had worked, it is me and Dusks hill.

I am the Head Trancended Being. I am also the Trancended Being of control meaning I can influence mortals and Immortals alike. As head I can strip away Transendent Powers and bestow then upon others of my choice. I take your power and give it to Steelfist and take your immortality away to Cypher. And I do this on the charges of attempting to usurp my power. Our Hill.

Ah, but my lawsuit was on the charges of God modding(I think thats the term), an offense in all sectors. Also, you are committing blasphemy by making yourself appear more powerful than the creator, so you are being charged with blasphemy and dereliction of duty as well, so called high priest.
Also also, while he is distracted with all of these lawsuits, Duskling can escape. Alliance?
Our(hopefully)Hill

Duskling is unable to escape for he is in a bottle under my control. Craig the almighty is greater than me... I was not claiming Godhood. Our Hill.

I then decide to take a slower approach. I slowly corrupt the world, a transcendent beings worst nightmare, because if nobody even acknowledges your existence, then how can you exist? As you fade away, I make what I call a miniature mountain. The exact dimensions of a hill, only under another name.
My Hill

You were only dreaming. I then destroyed you for thinking of attempting to usurp me after stripping you of your power. Our Hill.

So you stripped of the ability to sue you? Uncalled for. I work some smooth talk in my death and managed to get the guy who regulates inter-dimensional travel to agree to allow the devil from the Spooks Apprentice series(who, indecently, I also managed to get on my side) to cross over to this dimension. He is now going after you. You are locked in an epic battle with him, and lose track of your hill necklace. I hired a theif to steal it. I then take it to the dimension I know best: Literature. Oh, and you can't say "you were dreaming" twice.
MY HILL

Quote from: bugfartboy on August 17, 2010, 06:52:47 PM
I am not a god but rather an extremely powerful immortal and invincible being capable of bending reality in such extreme amounts that it defies comprehension. I use that power to destroy your hill and prevent all other hills from being built. I also shrink the hill so that it fits around my neck as an ornament which I fix to my person so that it can never be stolen or destroyed. MY HILL. Or should I say: OUR HILL!!!

Please note the "Cannot be stolen or destroyed". Our hill.

In that case, same plan except I take an existing hill in the literature universe and make it the hill.
MY HILL

Quote from: bugfartboy on August 17, 2010, 08:35:49 PM

Quote from: bugfartboy on August 17, 2010, 06:52:47 PM
I am not a god but rather an extremely powerful immortal and invincible being capable of bending reality in such extreme amounts that it defies comprehension. I use that power to destroy your hill and prevent all other hills from being built. I also shrink the hill so that it fits around my neck as an ornament which I fix to my person so that it can never be stolen or destroyed. MY HILL. Or should I say: OUR HILL!!!

Please note the "Cannot be stolen or destroyed". Our hill.

Saying the hill cannot be stolen or destroyed ruins the game. The idea is to steal the hill; and their is no way to protect it perfectly. Unless you just say "nobody can steal it"

exactly, that is why I chose a new one. Alliance?

There is a way to get the hill. You just need to think a little.
[spoiler]It says stolen or destroyed. It doesn't say it can't be given away.[/spoiler]

ah yes, but would you? I think not.

That not how it works, for example, you could say: '...I tricked Buggy into giving me the hill...'

Exactly, but it needs to be more clever than that. I'm getting tired of wearing this hill.

In that case... I use a few hidden skills to conjure up the image of an army of transcended beings who say that they will guard it for you. I take it from the ground where it fell in your attempt to give it to them, then once again escape to the literature universe.
MY HILL

I decide that hills are over-rated and Destroy the very last one. If you will remember, that was the last and only hill to be created. No more. I then lift the hill ban and create one so large it destroys you literature universe.

But how could you destroy it if you couldn't find me?

Hello! Transendent Being! Know all see all? Our Hill. Soon to be my hill if someone else doesn't join me Cypher or Steelfist.

I make a case against you with every single godly council that exists, including the Olympic council, and have your powers removed from you. I then go to that giant hill of yours and put a fortress on top.
MY HILL

There are no Godly Councils. I serve one God and he is the one who gave me my power. He supports me. Still my Hill.

While everyone is bickering with each other, I slowly take the hill and replace it with a fake hill. I then take the real hill and go back to Canada. Their I put the hill in my garden and crack out my chair and maple sryup to celebrate.

The maple syrup is poisoned and I reclaim the hill. My hill.

I remove your god-powers using my own, thus ending the reign of all gods in the world, because the power released when I removed your powers shattered the source of all god-powers. (I include Transcendent Beings with Gods). NO MORE GODS-EVER.

Then, i slit your throat and take the hill. I offer Mopman an alliance.
OUR HILL
(Also, I make a vote that it should be a rule that you can't undo the action of the person before you. for example- saying "The syrup was poisoned" is fine, but saying "you never drank the syrup" isn't)

I had stripped you of your powers. I am still one of the Trancendent Beings. It is still my hill.

(I second that vote.)

Saying you are unkillable, and the most powerful being in the world, and can control everything, is a little much....

I accept the alliance, and agree on the vote.
I then assemble an army of Transcended Beings who attack you and strip you of your powers. In the middle of the battle, I claim the hill. Also, one being, however powerful, can be overcome by many. And you said yourself that you are not a god, and I believe that the ability to strip powers only belong to gods. In the end, demigods are simply very strong humans. After all, you ever see Percy Jackson go "I strip you of your powers".
OUR HILL

Also, I agree with Mike.

I simply revert back to my ghost form and create an army of demonic spirits whom I then proceed to absorb into my being. I then steal the immortality from the remaining Trancendent Beings and absorb it into myself. Then I return the the dark and firey abyss and create another army to absorb. Thus making me the most powerful being in existance. Being ghost I am also invincible to physical attacks. I become King of the Dead and send forth a  pulse of bloodthirst spirits to destroy the remains of the remaining Trancesndent Beings and destroy them, capture their spirits, absorb their power, and break their will, making them lowly servants to myself. I then lift the hill out of time and space, and into the dark abyss where I hold my throne. My Hill.

HA! you claimed you were the most powerful being in the universe! Now I sue you for blasphemy and dereliction of duty, as well as god-modding. Nobody is more powerful than Craig! I think I'll call you Lucifer now.
OUR HILL(because we didn't claim to be more powerful than Craig)

Quote from: bugfartboy on August 18, 2010, 04:56:17 PM

Quote from: bugfartboy on August 18, 2010, 04:56:17 PM
Thus making me the most powerful being in existance.

My hill because Craig didnt create me. I cant be Lucifer. I sue you for misuse of names.

MY HILL

true, but you still claim to be

Quote from: bugfartboy on August 18, 2010, 04:56:17 PM
the most powerful being in existance.

Thus you are smited.
OUR HILL

I correct myself and repent of being the most powerful being in the universe and become labeled as the 4 most powerful being. (Behind Craig, KZ, and Ert). And in my repentance Craig rewards me with the hill. I use my armies to wipe out you and your alliance to reclaim my own land. (Its still in the eternally dark abyss.) MY HILL

I had filled the hill with atomic bomb. I blow them up and then make a new hill elsewhere.
OUR HILL

I move the hill into the abyss and fixate it there for eternity. My hill.

Our hill, you mean?

Don't bother, he's in a self inflicted exile.
I take over the hill while he's gone and revamp it with 4010 era equipment.
OUR HILL

I hire the A-Team and take over the hill.

My and namelesskitty's hill.

I reinforce the hill with the entirity of the thieves guild who will kill anybody who is not allowed and comes near.

And any assassins, whether on our side or not.

Not to mention my ghost friends, I'm a ghost fire kitty remember

I enroll in the theives guild, and over a very long period of time and after many successful missions, I am a high ranking member. I then use my influence to convince them to take you out, as they should not have an eternal ruler. They do, I take over the hill.
OUR HILL
(I then propose an alliance to take down bugfartboy when he comes back)

I can't be taken out, I'm a ghost one would have to expel me or something like that.

and that is what they did. To be precise, they said "who gonna call" then the ghostbusters showed up.

You may have forgotten, but, you didn't build any defences up. So, I shoot you and take the hill. Then, I build a castle around it.

I float in through the walls and drive you to insanity at which point you kill yourself, our hill.

I call the ghostbusters, to kill namelesskitty, then set up the defenses the Brotherhood had from Apocolyptic.
Our Hill

What about algebra?

Beat him with a shovel

I return, and you are shamed that you let this ancient thread descend into incoherency. So shamed, you are so busy crying you can't stop me killing you and Namelesskitty. I then take the Hill for our alliance, which hopefully still stands. Our/My Hill!

I had no shame, I did not make any incoherent posts. You killed one of my clones, and the realy me was hiding. I kill you. With a shotgun.
Our Hill!
(Keep in mind I follow the Zombieland Rules of Survival, so no mistake of mine that violates them counts)

I laugh at the shotgun, for obvious reasons. Then make you dead. Our hill.

i emerge from a dark cave and my presence and well known ability to create outlandish and absolutely unrealistic scenarios case you all to run away in blind fear.  My hill

I ignore the unrealistic scenario and keep the Hill. Our Hill.

i shoot a grape wrapped in tin foil out of a BFG style railgun.  It promptly destroyes all your defenses, your head and the fabric of space and time.

Being of ethric substances and not of fleash, I survive and take over the hill while all you mortal humans are destroyed by the spacetime rift.

Quote from: Steelfist on August 23, 2010, 06:58:09 PM
I return, and you are shamed that you let this ancient thread descend into incoherency. So shamed, you are so busy crying you can't stop me killing you and Namelesskitty. I then take the Hill for our alliance, which hopefully still stands. Our/My Hill!

The alliance always will stand, unless one of us terminates our membership.

I flee into the void (You only destroyed my head; not enough to kill me), where I build an army, and kingdom. I use mystical powers to link the realm to me, thus gaining almost infinite power, and control over death. The void itself warps my substance, forming Voidsteel, meaning that I contain part of the void meaning that I am both immortal and invincible. Unless the void was destroyed, which is impossible, surely, as it can only be destroyed if I die. It's a knotty problem.

Anyway, I fashion an artefact out of void essence; a small orb, small enough to be held in the palm of my hand. Touching it would kill any other being, but it helps sustain my powers out of the void. I form myself into a hill, and it becomes the Hill, as the old Hill was destroyed by a space-time rift. OUR HILL, even if my mortal allies can't enter the void.

I gather the guardians and we enter the void.  Since the void contains the purest forms of our energy we easily remove you from existence leaving a lifeless voidsteel hill.  Our hill.

As I am integral to the Void - Oh, what the hell? Read my last post; I'm not going to repeat why that wouldn't work!

the guardians have control over the energies of the void so to put simply, if you are the void they control you.  They make you not exist anymore etc. etc. our hill.

If I don't exist, then neither do they; The Void can't die if I live, I can't die if the Void lives. Since I could be considered a guardian; total control over the Void, I appeal to them. They have as much in common with me as they do with you, why would they follow you? Your guardian powers were removed earlier in KotH.

Total Respawn Time: 10.3 seconds. The Demon Prince of Math (aka Nikolai Djarim) (That's me) is back!

I divide your spacetime function set by (1/0), thus making the Void small enough to hold in my hand, and you a single point. Due to the fact that time also shrunk along with space, you carry the same amount of energy, and no paradoxes form. Then I hire a glassblower to make a ball to put you and the Void in. You quickly die of radiation poisoning, liver failure, and quantum anomalies all at once. And cancer to boot. Because all these things are probability over time, and when time shrinks infinitely, everything of that nature happens at once. Including having a piano fall on you.

I then tap in to the infinite zero-point energy of the Void, compressed into a ball I can hold in my hand. On a normal scale, the energy is minimal. But since my zero-point energy machine is in the normal universe, not yours, the subjective change goes backwards, and the volume of Void in every cubic centimeter is infinite, rather than mearly zero. Infinite energy = an invincible Demon Prince of Math. I rule over the ball and the hill. I decide to live for a while inside a sphere 1 mile wide, containing me, the Void, and with an outer barrier that warps spacetime. Time shrinks and space grows, meaning that as you approach, the front half of your body is grossly oversized compared to your back, and forces you into a backwards arc, breaking your back, and aging you into oblivion. You then are stuck there until a piano materializes at your coordinates, and you are one with the piano. I'd hate to be you. Or your arm could, due to a quantum anomaly, be stuck on the Eiffel Tower. Eventually, you would become dust that settled on my sphere, or in China. Our hill.

I disagree with several mathematical points, there, but this isn't the place for that.

The Void is a separate plane of existence, therefore, you would have to be inside to shrink it. I corrupt you using the Void, making you a mind-less thrall. With no maths skills. Our Hill.

I make myself part of the Pantheon, then I ask Lord Diabolous to "butcher the whole lot of you (humans)," which he does gladly. I then clone Diabolous and have Synderion as my prime strategist. My Hill.

Nope; it's inside the Void; you can't access it.

Isn't the Void the land of Death? >:D You are all slaughtered by Death, and since he does like to have a fair game of King of the Hill, he sends the Hill back to Earth, where I claim it exactly as I did in my post above.

I AM the Void! I cannot die! And I AM the Hill! You could argue that the Void is the Hill, too.

I appeal to the all holy Craig to make the hill in the livable world and have you stop cheating like that. When Craig complies I engulf the hill and move into an ethric parallel universe where only the dead exist then protect the hill with a curse which drives all beings of the flesh mad.

Oh, smart. I am the Hill, and I am not of the flesh. I kill you, and return to the Void. I leave the Hill in this world, setting near-invincible Voidsteel Minions to guard it. Along with your defences, Namelesskitty.

luckily I'm not flesh and not killable (per se)

Interesting; we appear to have an impasse. Neither can kill the other. Ah, well, since I am the Hill, I must possess it. I'll share it, though.

I offer truce; 50% for my alliance, and you can have the other half. This isn't an alliance, though.

Or we could have a rule against god-modding

Nobody would agree  :P

Relax; it's only King of the Hill!

Quote from: MikeW781 on August 25, 2010, 08:27:29 PM
Or we could have a rule against god-modding

That would take the fun out of it, Mike! Besides, my "sleep serum" was as much god modding as anyone else here, and there were plenty more god mods throughout the game! Besides, there doesn't have to be a loophole, sooner or later, someone will make something up, the point of the game is to control the Hill for as long as possible anyway, then get it taken away, but it doesn't matter when!

So who's hill?

Uh, me. I have at least half.

Quote from: Duskling on August 26, 2010, 12:43:21 AM

Quote from: MikeW781 on August 25, 2010, 08:27:29 PM
Or we could have a rule against god-modding

That would take the fun out of it, Mike! Besides, my "sleep serum" was as much god modding as anyone else here, and there were plenty more god mods throughout the game! Besides, there doesn't have to be a loophole, sooner or later, someone will make something up, the point of the game is to control the Hill for as long as possible anyway, then get it taken away, but it doesn't matter when!

True

Hmm, yes, quite.

Now, somebody take the Hill.

(Are we still in alliance? Or did I kill that while you all were inactive?)

I accept your offer and take the hill. I then wonder what happened to the other part of the hill.

We can keep the alliance.

Okay, new Hill, people. It's unguarded, all powers are reset, and I am no longer the Hill.

I claim the Hill, and set up an army of robots around it. They are completely unhackable, and have enough power to destroy a country with a single laser blast. They can use blast, ranging all the way from hitting a butterfly at a thousand paces, and not damaging anything else, to tyhr aforementioned destruction of a country. I then go to a resort to relax.

I pick them all off with sniper butterflies at 1001 paces. My Hill. Guarded with General D.E.M., and Lt. Ursula Chekhov. So don't even think about using Synderion and a ressurected Zafasiast, and that butchering one.

I walk over, put everyone in a strangle hold, and claim the hill. Our hill.

I give some people neck guards and Uzis. Your people are gone. Our hill.

i surround the hill in an improbability sphere.  From now on everything that happens in and around the hill will instantly become erratic and uncontrollable nonsense.  The mere thought of becoming a chocolate chip cookie with tnt chips scares you all away.  MY HILL

I get an improbability drive, which self activates if it encounters an improbability field. It's very improbable that, in an improbability field, one would remain probable, so I do. I pwn you by trampling on you with a pwny. My Hill. Improbablility field goes down. No-zombie zone goes up. Permanent.

I am no longer undead, seeing as how the game was reset, and simply go in and take the hill. Again. Our hill.

I thought I killed you! Whatever: I snipe you again, and take the hill back, and guard it with the fantastic four.

I rise from the dead when you are very old. I then scare you and give you a heart attack. My hill. By the way. You said my men were gone. You never said I was gone.

The paramedics arrive in time, and retore me. I use healing powers to go back to 36 yrs. old, and cast a perma-stay-that-way spell. I scare the zombie pants off of you, because, face it: who looks good right after having had 60 years taken off their life? My hill. I get a paladin to take care of you, and destroy your spirit. If someone lays claim to the hill, and their name is remotely like bigfartboy, they are a ghoul and a pretender.

Oh, hi! You must be the future bugfartboy! btw, it looks like a Holy Vampire is going to throw you in! But I haven't ressurected him yet... how could this be?

Satan in Hell rejects my entrance request and forces me back into the land of the living. I change my name to Damien and turn the hill into a volcano. It erupts and destroys you. I then recreate the hill and claim it. My hill.

Do I really need to ressurrect my holy vampire again?

If you want to  ;)

Okay, guys. You'd better watch out. Here comes the new, revamped (emphasis on vampire), and altogether beatable (otherwise what would be the point), but not killable, Holy Vampire! Complete with a titatium tungstenate heart, meaning it's unstakable, and unburnable; a genetic twist that makes sure that it likes garlic. And since it's a holy vampire, it won't be accepted at either Heaven or Hell! When it bites you, it uses very convincing arguments and fine print to make you fight on his side (doesn't apply to bosses or players -- just hired cronies) (and I don't like the idea of involuntary enslavement). It can turn into Meta Knight at will! (He's almost a bat...).

My Holy vampire gives you a Bronx cheer, and then whacks you upside the head. Done with insult, he adds injury. He then throws you back in time, into the volcano with me! (Check back to the previous posts; you'll see they've changed)

My Holy Vampire clams the hill in my stead. My Hill.

Well... since your holy vampire likes garlic, I bribe him with 100kg of high quality garlic for him to give me the hill. My hill.

I give my vampire a stern lecture on what is important in life. i.e. the Hill.

Then, I cover the hill with leather. The dead cow is shocked that his brother was used for hill-covering, and runs away.

My Holy Vampire (now bribe-proof) claims the Hill in my stead, because I want to take a vacation. My Hill.

I recruit a werewolf, who gives me a small amount of his blood. His brethren then distract the Holy Vampire, and I lodge a bullet coated with, and containing, the blood. This poisons the vampire, and we cut off his head and make him bite a lemon, killing him. We burn his body, and scatter the ashes in the sea. I take the Hill, and summon a demon army. The demons can be killed, but as soon as they are there soul flees back to the netherworld, and they slowly recover.

Lemons don't do that. My vampire has a soul, which is rejected at both the pearly and fiery gates. The ashes regather, and my Holy Vampire is born again. At circa 18 yrs. old, with an innate love of all things citrus. It turns out that my vampire had AIDS, and your werewolf came in contact with the bullet used to shoot the vampire, and promptly spread it around the werewolf community. No more werewolves! I now upgrade my vampire with sickle-cell disease, meaning that he's heavily resistant to other blood diseases. Vampires, however, are used to having blood quirks by now, and it doesn't affect him negatively. He also has a neck guard for prevention of chopping off his head, and he still needs to wear a retainer at night, because he was reborn with crooked teeth.

[spoiler=Lemon Rant]What is it with lemons? Is it lemons and citrus fruit? Why is that part of vampire mythology? Lemons weren't even around back then; they're a cross between a citron and a lime! Lemons don't kill people, they make them pucker![/spoiler]

Your demons,

Quote from: Steelfistas soon as they are there

, flee back to the netherworld, meaning I don't have to fight them.

You forgot that it's my Hill until you claim it.

I did claim it (I may not have said MY HILL, but I did claim it), and lemons kill vampires! It's a proven fact (on Terry Pratchet's diskworld novels)!

I resummon the demons, and add a clause in their summoning that forces them to stay and serve me until their body is destroyed.

I also summon ethereal help. Angels and demons combine to remove the stain that is this vampire, disintegrating him, and placing his soul in perpetual limbo. We each take a third of the ashes. I scatter mine into the sea, and the angels and demons each guard a portion in their respective 'residence'. My Hill. With demons guarding it.

My Holy Vampire isn't very good at limbo. It hurts his back, so he attempts to attach his soul the ashes in the ethereal domains of Heaven and Hell. The ashes immediately are rejected, and come together in halfway between France (the road to Heaven) and China (the road to Hell). A mini-me vampire dredges up the remaining third of the ashes, and grows back to normal size. Dying so much is really pissing him off, so he kills a lawyer, who will go negotiate with Lucifer about union labor for the demons, making them unaffordable. He also kills a judge who will do the same with God. The angels and demons are gone, and I disprove the existence of God, thereby making it impossible for you to summon the guards of the ethereal domains. My vampire stakes you through your cold metal heart, and kills you temporarily (because I know you'll ressurect yourself one post from now). My hill. And don't believe everything you read in Carpe Jugulum.

So you've read it! I die, but I return as a spirit, and possess the vampire. My Hill. And I am the Holy Vampire.

I add to the protection of the Holy Vampire by creating a genetically engineered that gives him the strength of steel. I then arm him and pray to the mighty Craig to pull the hill to a place where it will never be stolen again. Our hill.

Thanks.

Quote from: The Holy Arch Preist Bugfartboy on September 04, 2010, 11:13:13 PM
I add to the protection of the Holy Vampire by creating a genetically engineered that gives him the strength of steel. I then arm him and pray to the mighty Craig to pull the hill to a place where it will never be stolen again. Our hill.

Strike the never be stolen. The only way to the special place is through a rip-warp in time space which is in the most secretly protected part of a castle run and gaurded by the Holy Vampire and his minions.

Fortunately, I have a Jewish Paladin, whom Hell won't take because he's a Paladin, and Christian Heaven won't take because he's a Jew.
Absolutely no offense meant to Jews, it could be a Muslim Paladin, too. He goes in to the castle on a dire quest, but since he's unkillable, and he has mad fighting skills, he pwns the "minions", and exorcizes the Holy Vampire, unfortunately removing both souls in the process. The Holy Vampire, however, is shunned at the gates, and goes back to his body. Now my Holy Vampire and my Jewish Paladin go into the rip-stop nylon... I mean the rip-warp in spacetime, and butcher bugfartboy, and my Holy Vampire gets a court order signed for an injunction, so Steelfist can't go near the Hill. My Jewish Paladin claim the Hill in my stead, and takes the Hill back out of the weird spacetime rip, and placed back where it was.

My Hill.

Instead of trying to care what was posted by Duckling, I call upon the power of Craig and claim the hill in some mysterious and unknown way. Our hill.

I use l33t haxxor skills to take the Hill back in some unusual way, and block off your PMing, and change the javascript code of a page so Craig can't see anything you write in the future.

My Hill. No god-modding, whatever that is.

I sue you for not knowing what god-modding is and take the hill. I then take out a multi-million dollar insurance policy in case the hill gets taken from me in any way.

I put you to sleep with a tranquilizer dart and lock you in a titanium cage, being hanged over a lake of corrosive acid, deep underground within the Hill. I then... have the Hill in my control, but didn't take it, because your still on the Hill.

Our Hill. :P

I assume you mean hung. You obviously forgot that the titanium bars are 1 foot apart, and I only have a 29 inch waist, thus I escape. You also forgot about my Holy Vampire and Jewish Paladin, and I recruited a Norse loser that thinks he's a hero. Odin won't accept him in Valhalla because he's not really a hero, but Hel won't accept him because he tends to die in battle.

Fortunately, there's a lake of ammonia nearby, and all my helpers pump one into the other, thus negating the effect of the acid. I swim out to shore, and go back up through the hole my servants came in through. I get my Norse Loser some therapy about those salt cravings, and then destroy you guys for a while, but claim you hired us to do this, and thus you don't get the payout on that insurance policy. My Norse Loser claims the hill in my stead. My Hill, guarded with a Holy Vampire, a Jewish Paladin, and a Norse Loser. Don't even think about it.

I recruit Sparhawk, who finds me Bhelliom (a gem with almost unlimited power), and the two rings required to control it. I Raise it, and disintegrate all three. Capturing their souls, I place them in an bottle (Which is enchanted too never break, and be able to contain and trap souls), which I place in a sealed titanium crate, which I place on the Hill, which I seal with the power of Bhelliom. I then put wards around the Hill to prevent anyone from entering. Anything I need I just create with Bhelliom, anything I want doing, I do with Bhelliom, so I have no need to let anyone in. My Hill.

Is the Alliance still intact?

Yes, but you can't access the Hill, either.

Cuss the god-modding. You don't realize you need an SAM defense system, so I launch the hill into the sky, and shoot it down with a missile. Bellhiom is shattered, and I temporarily raise some undead spirits for the occupation of the newly reintegrated bodies of the Holy Vampire, the Jewish Paladin, and the Loser Norseman. Then, the spirits free their host bodies' true souls by not breaking, but cutting a hole in, the glass. The souls fly out, and the Loser Norseman is fired, because he isn't useful. For now. I keep the Holy Vampire and the Jewish Paladin, who then claim the hill in my stead. My Hill.

P.S. Titatium crates aren't much good for keeping souls. They can slip out through the gaps in subatomic particles. I also melt down your bling, and make a cool sword with them, which I give to my Jewish Paladin.

As Bhelliom cannot be shattered (It has a conciousness, and will defend itself), I repeat the above steps. The bottle can now not be cut, smashed or damaged in any way. Nothing can enter a mile-wide radius around the Hill, and I expel everything, save the Hill, in a mile wide radius. My Hill.

Bellhiom is now splattered shards of liquifracted gem spread over 5 square miles. Get over it, and please stop god-modding.

Incredible. Patronising hypocrisy. I might consider it annoying, if it weren't for King of the Hill not being worth getting worked up over. King of the Hill is meant to be god-modded. It's some fun. Not a competition. If I had continued this train of thought over roughly six pages (You know who who are), I could understand. As it is, you've been using an invincible holy vampire, that is resurrected every time you post, for quite some time. See my point? All you have to do is try to god-mod better. That's the fun.

No, my holy vampire gets defeated every time, and I acknowledge it. You just shrug off the destruction of Bellhiom like it never happened. That's the difference. Anyway, I teleport a monkey soul into Bellhiom. You just can't get around that one. The monkey gem makes thousands of bananas, and stalks off. I don't think you get bellhiom back soon.

Anyway, I'm using one of the gem bananas' mystic powers to break the seal on the jar.

I put up a no-zombie zone, and get my Holy Vampire and my Jewish Paladin back, and set them to guard it again. Perfectly defeatable.

I nuke the hill. Make a new one. My hill.

I  set up an invincible army, numbering several million, of totally loyal immortal humans, that can't feel pain or sustain any damage to their bodies, and have super strength, around the Hill. They carry flamethrowers and guns that fire lasers 600 times hotter than the sun, but the guns aren't affected by heat as they are magical. Perfectly defeat-able.

I offer them a dental plan. They're mine. My hill.

Totally loyal. My Hill. And they don't need a dental plan; they're invincible.

No one is totally loyal. Medicare. My Hill. And describe exactly how something can be invincible without being a black hole.

Simple. Impenetrable body surface, no need to breathe, etc.

If they have no need to breathe, how do they get their energy?

while you two are arguing I sneak up and take the hill my ghost hill

While THN steals the hill, I release a virus that destroys everything website that has the word "Sinister" and "Design" and continues to spread destroying anything that is created in the future. There is no more hill. I win.

I sweep up the mess, and continue to play King of the Hill. My Hill. APoC, if you don't want to play, you don't have to.

I'm in an alliance with Cypher and Steelfist. I'm not gonna quit just yet. You give me the hill in awe of my destructive power. Our hill!

I take it back when I realize that any random schmo off the street can have supremity here. My Hill.

I smack you on both cheeks (high or low, I won't say) and take the hill while you stand there rubbing the smack mark.
Our hill!

I burn the hill to cinders and create a burning shadow of a hill, which then becomes the hill, our hill

And I reinforce it with the Holy Vampire.

I use my wraith like powers to take control Of your holy vampire by giving it a small scratch on the arm and undermine the supports of the shadow hill so that it falls into sunlight, which destroys it. I then use the holy vampires ability to move quickly and rebuild the hill in a secure location.

My Holy Vampire goes through a cleansing ritual, killing it and its host. But it reincarnates. I take over secure location.

My wraith slashes the vampire on the chest just before the vampire dies. In it's weakened form, it floats away and takes over a small cockroach and escapes, while you think it's dead. It returns to me and rejoins my body to recouperate from the cleansing ritual and the short while that it was without a host. I go out and burn the holy vampire and claim the hill.

Thanks for getting rid of the slain body. That could have been an emotionally troubling experience to see one's own body.

My Holy Vampire just doesn't tend to die much, ya know? So he donates the ashes to the Society of Innocent Bystanders that Get Turned Into Vampire-Phoenices, and then he tells the Jewish Paladin to go do an exorcism on you. Don't worry, you'll be fine; it's only a small demon possession.

But that's where your wrong. It isn't a demon possession. I created it. The wraith is a small part of my soul. A parasitic part of my soul. And I meant I burned your reicarnated holy vampire.

And I told you that he doesn't die very easily. Didn't I say I gave him a fireman's suit to prevent burning at the stake and other such fiery ends?

The Jewish Paladin doesn't know that. He exorcises it anyway.

But because it isn't a demon, it remains with me until I slash the paladin on the arm as he leaves, creating a small cut in his flesh. I take command. I then use him to defend the hill that is still mine.

It doesn't have to be a demon to be exorcised. It can be anything from the spirit of a bugfartboy to a greater ghost. Scram.

I wait 7 years and my soul regenerates and the wraith is reborn but with a direct tie to me. I steal the Jewish Paladin and cause it to commit suicide. I then send the wraith out at the Holy Vampire. Because it has a direct tie to me, it no longer needs a host body to survive and can last indefinitely. I take the holy vampire and feed off of it's half life energy. I then use that energy to move the hill to a secure location. I then grow yet another wraith as a backup.

I set up a no undead zone around the hill, remember? My vampire is safe, my Paladin is reborn, and the no undead zone stays up. My hill.

But it isn't undead. My hill. And I didn't have the vampire move the hill. I used the vampires energy to move the hill.

The wraith is a cop-out. Anyway, in seven years, I figured out how not to ever have an open wound; wear armor fused to my skin.

But nothing is impenetrable. And due to the direct link to me the wraith has, it has enough energy to enter a body without needing some of their lifeblood first. My hill.

See; that's what I mean by cop-out. I didn't use my vampire to beat the invincible army; I used a dental plan. I realized that vampires just won't help in that scenario. I steal the hill from under your nose.

I jerk on the invisible, unbreakable string attached to the hill and yank it from your unsuspecting hands. My Hill!

I meet the invisible, unbreakable string with my undullable, unstoppable scissors. Who wins? No one. But I still get the Hill.

I pour flouroantimonic acid on all of you and you armies and you all die. My hill!  :P

Uh... no. That was Genghis Khan's hill. My hill doesn't have any armies on it. You must be mistaken.

While Cypher distracts Duckling, I steal the hill. Our Hill.

I steal the hill back, and put up a security system, complete with those cool laser beams that you can actually see.

Using small diamonds, I refract and redirect each of your cool laser beams so that each one is pointing at the hill, melting it, and a create new one inside my mind. Our Hill.

I replicate the movie "Inception", and plant the idea in your mind that you need to give me the hill.

But you die in my mind and the real you dies and I carry a crops with me to protect menif yu ever return as a ghost, demon, or vampire. Still our hill.

Excuse me..!!?!?! People don't die if they die in your mind! People wake up. I've woken up, and I'm ticked off.

Good thing crops don't hurt me. In fact, soybean crops even supply me with tofu. So there. And crosses don't help either. It's crucifixes. You ought to know better; go back and watch Dracula.

And I carry Darwin's head around with me to keep anything religious at bay.

My hill, after I kick some butt.

I seek out the head of Medusa and use it's ability to turn people to stone against you. And don't say that it's religious. It's mythology. I then free Duskling from his bottle at the center if the earth under a prearranged agreement that every fifth post of mine can be a wish that he will grant. Our Hill. (We really did agree on wishes.)

('T is true)

To start things off, as a token of my gratitude, I conceal Duckling in a giant block of glass. Our Hill.

I sepend about $15 million on marble and encase the block of glass in a thick layer of it. Still our hill.

It's really too bad that I have a mirror. And a flying horse. And then there's this dame Andromeda that I gotta save from this Poseidon-sent monster, so don't keep me. (Psst! I think this might be a rip-off of perseus)

About that glass... well you used calcium-26 in your glass, and it's radioactive. Radiation runs off the duck's back, so I'm not affected, but that marble is lookin' pretty unstable. I might need one solid blow from a ghost kitty, or 2 posts to gather my strength.

Your still encased in a block of glass. You have no oxygen. You died.

No... ducks can hold their breaths for at least 3 posts. Fortunately, the glass was weakened, and I only needed 2. Bam! I'm free. Whatcha gonna do about it?

And why was he in a bottle at the center of the earth?

I put him there before the game was restarted. MWAHAHAHA!!!! And the marble is still there and you still suffocate. Our hill.

Quote from: God on December 31, 1969, 06:00:00 PM
Let there be freedom for the duck!

By this commandment (hey, it's not like any atheists are disputing it -- I am one), I am free. And contesting that fact are constesting God's will.

I kick you off the hill. And really, I didn't need any of that, because if you look back some posts, I say that the marble, too, is lookin' pretty unstable. Stop contesting things that have already happened.

The quote was a fake and the world, enraged at your lieing duck self, locks you up in a bottle very very similar to the one used on Duskli- WAIT!!! It IS the same bottle used on Duskling!! I use the remaining Trancendent Being powers I have and move you, inside your unbreakable, unopenable, and unreachable bottle of course, to the center of the earth where Inmight someday release yo- oops. I forgot. I used up all my powers and Trancendent Beings were banned. But my power still works, for I am no longer a Trancendent Being. Merely one who once was one that has a remnant of power. Our Hill!!!

I call on my Holy Lawyer (can go to neither heaven nor hell; see 'Holy Vampire') to sue you for a [spoiler=bad word][spoiler=no seriously][spoiler: Caution! HE double hockey-sticks here!][spoiler=Can't say I didn't warn ya]hell[/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler] of a lot of money for that, because of kidnapping criminal charges, violation of right to free speech on the part of the governement, as they didn't provide adequate protection from bugs, and for the same reason, freedom of religion. I open the jar with the Mighty Corkscrew of Helices, and free myself.

Epic fail. Anyway, what's with all this pre-emptive nonsense?

I, through various convoluted plans and several bribes, become Supreme Dictator of the area around the hill, and abolish all laws that keep me from amassing a gigantic army to plow over you and your lawyer. Then I do just that. My hill.

I use my wraith form to take over TWS's body and mind. Our (Duskling and I's) Hill! And usig my every 5th Buggy Post Only Duskling Wishing Power, I wish that the next 3 attempts at stealing the hill were impossible.

With the power of the Corrupt a Wish Foundation, I automatically attempt to steal the hill 3 times, opening it up for others to try.

But sadly your post only counted as 1. (sad trombone) Only one steal per post.

:( (STEALING)

And double posting doesn't count. (Once again, Sad Trombone)

Since I don't want to wait, I break the stupid wish thing, because you could just renew it, and wish-kill using a lawyer that finds a loophole.

No. I can't renew it whenever I want. Only every five posts from me. And the wish won't be the same. Feeling useless, your lawyer quits. I take the hill from your shocked hands. Our Hill.

Yes, but a hill-grab moratorium. Anyway, I decide to jump ahead to when the wish-power runs out, and claim the hill.

It had already run out and you don't get the hill. Still our hill.

I stroll in and kick you off the hill, since you didn't seem to put up defenses of any kind. I put up 80-foot tall walls around the hill, with automatic turrets mounted on top of them.

I rent out a digger and go under the wall to grab you and throw you off the wall. I then proceed to fill in the hole and use a hovering device to lift the hill 80 feet off the ground. Our hill.

I jump 80 feet off the ground, push you off, and watch you go boing.

Then, I hire a sentient potato to be my personal guard.

I mash the potato and take the hill. I then put a solid sphere of corrosive masmia to prevent unauthorized access to the hill. Then I put slave collars on many powerful Shadow Guardians and use them to defend the outside and interior of the sphere.

I get a press pass, pass through the corrosive masmia, because masmia is actually a Singaporian first name, and I shoot Masmia in the face and don't let her corrode me. Then, I eat my mashed potato, and kick you off the hill. Then, I trap you in a soul-trapping cube, and I said "

Let the dimensions of this cube be 3 meters to a side, and all the sides be equal" and it was good. Then I said "Let there be a force exuded from the center of the cube" and it was so. Then, I said "Let the force applied to any object within the cube be inversely proportionate to the radial distance from the center of its gravity divided by the total distance to the edge of the cube, and let the force be an attractive one, such that there is no escape by anything but light; let the time within short radial distances quicken proportionately to the side of the cube divided by the cube root of 4/3 pi over the length of any given side, with respect to the radius in that given direction, such that while the cube is extrinsically as such, is internally a sphere, and let the rule of conservation of momentum apply within this cube, such that if something were to attempt to encroach the boundaries of the cube with improbability, half of their mass would move in the opposite direction as used by the relocated object to attain location in the center of the cube, such that it anyone were to try funny business like that, they would be scientifically irrevocably be torn in half." This said, I had created the containment cube.

Sucks for you.

But then God said, "Let man not share in the Glory of God, for he is unclean. Therefore, let Bugfartboy be released and Duckling imprisioned for 50 posts." And it was good. My hill.

What does God have to do with this? I just created the containment cube, and sucks for you. Deal with it. I deny your all-too-literal God modding.

But you never claimed the hill. And guess what? You left the hill with me. Sucks for you.

I don't think I can argue with God, but I can ignore Duckling's scientific explanations, free Bugfartboy from the containment cube, and kick him off the hill. Then I release a bunch of mechanical guard dogs to patrol the area around my hill.

I grab TWS and put him in the containment cube. Then I grab the hill, use my shrink ray to reduce it to keychain size, and walk off. My hill. Truce TWS?

Depends on whether you'll let me out of the containment cube. :P

If you agree, yep. If not, expect to be in there for a looooonnnngggg time.

How exactly did you get Buggy out of the cube in the first place, hmmm?

You'll never know. >:-)

I agree. Now get me out of here.

Truce accepted. And by ways unknown to man or duck, I free TWS and use the same methods to put Duckling in the cube. In his absence, we take the hill.

Women? Cats? Tell me exactly how people keep getting moved in and out of my containment cube!!!

It is both impermeable and impenetrable. From now on, explicitly say how you got out. I turn myself into light, curse for not having thought of the fact that the geodesics would be warped too, and thus impermeable by light as well, making the cube basically a mirror, and VERY well camoflauged. I turn back, and create a plant and an anti-plant, out of which the plant is sucked in, and the anti-plant is not, because of conservation of momentum. Then, I say

let the dimensions of this cube be altered, such that the exterior of the cube be of finite space, and let the interior be infinite, and let there be, during the duration of this swap, a positive and negative version of the universe created, out of which only one can remain outside of the cube, and the anti-universe is now inside the cube, and annihilates the universe.

Fortunately, there's another one inside the cube. However, I didn't make an anti-Buggy or WS, so you guys are stuck outside the containment cube. ahahahaha. Now I also install a perimeter guard existing solely on the perimeter of the cube, such that imaginary force is applied to it, and does not move to an extent we can see in the real universe. It wavers back and forth in the 4th dimension according to a sine wave with respect to time. Anyway, the perimeter guard means you have to explain yourself every time you cross the containment cube.

My hill.

So now we've been annihilated with the rest of the universe. How kind of you, Duckling.

Quote from: Ducklingimaginary force is applied to it

This tends to apply to most of your "scientific" explanations.

Nonono. What I mean by imaginary is that as you have divided by zero, the force should be infinite, but dividing by zero doesn't actually get you anywhere, so since there must be some force, it is infinity i, and therefore is not usable in this universe at the moment.

You haven't been annihilated. Why would you? If you hadn't been recreated, you couldn't have been... I'm not going to explain myself. Read my post more thoroughly.

Quoteand the anti-universe is now inside the cube, and annihilates the universe.

Fortunately, there's another one inside the cube. However, I didn't make an anti-Buggy or WS, so you guys are stuck outside the containment cube.

Isn't the universe outside of the cube? And wasn't that destroyed? I apologize for not understanding your ridiculously confusing post, then create a new hill, claim it, then through some pseudo-scientific technique consisting of impossible actions and hypothetical theories, I make sure you can't create another containment cube or anything like it around this hill. Seriously. Please don't do it again.

Look it's not confusing if you pay attention. It's completely nonscientific, and it couldn't happen. Granted. But if I had the power to make those things be, the containment cube would be the result, and I got 90% of the science correct. And that thing about the anti-universe being inside the cube was a typo. It was actually the anti-universe that was outside the cube, and annihilated the known universe, minus you guys, leaving only you outside the cube, whose exterior is finite. It's hard to wrap your mind around the idea at first, but you can't take my god-modding away from me because you're not willing to try, AND not give a darn good explanation for it.

And no more of the God act. That means no,"And I said let there..." People hate mentor god-modding and they should hate you for it too.

I was told sternly by a fist of steel that God-modding is the point.

Well then, I steal your soul and absorb it into mine while leaving my soul entirely under control. That means your body is a slave to me and I then take the hill. Then I steal the soul of everyone who isn't in an alliance with me and I and my allies become supreme rulers of King of the Hill.

Our Hill!

How'd you get into the cube?

Same way I put you in.

Which is?

As I said. Neither duck nor man shall know. >:-)

That's not a valid answer. I confiscate the hill until you give me a legitimate answer.

But I sue for unwarranted search and seizure. You lose and get thrown into prison for a very long time (10 non-Duckling posts starting right after this)

Still our hill

It can't be unwarranted search and siezure if it wasn't the government doing it. So there. I ignore your fantasy court ruling, and continue to keep the hill in my possession.

But then I also sue for the stealing of private property. Once again, you are thrown in prison for the next 10 Duckling-free posts starting now.

Actually, the court system doesn't apply, because I actually have the authority to confiscate. Note that I say confiscate, not steal.

I walk out of jail after a string of apologies by the warden

Only to have the warden realize that they were missing keys to the prison along with several hundred dollars in cash. They stop you amd search you to find all of the missing things on your person. They then take you into custody and you wait in jail for your trial in 3 non-Duckling posts run by yours truly.

You can God-mod, but you can't say what I do. Just what you do.

I didn't steal anything, and as I have no motive, and no criminal background, and I'm a minor, and I'm innocent, they let me go.

God takes the hill and gives it to me. And since it was and is his, He can do that.

I take the hill back under my secure care, because I can confiscate it.

The hill is under my control.

But God takes it back and gives you a warning about confiscating it. Then he gives it to me and puts a curse so that those who steal it from me or my allies is cursed to lose it for a short while without hope of getting it back.

Our Hill!

I think this thread needs more participants before this becomes a bunch of god-modding and simple back-and-forths. Oops. too late.

Bah hah. :P I really think it is too late.

Well, Vishnu takes the hill on my behalf, and I guard it with a God-proof zone. Don't say She's all-powerful, because She's not.

But God is omnipresent, thus there is no such thing as a God-Proof zone. It's nothing more than a Demi-God proof zone. Then God gives the hill back and you are cursed to fail many many times. Our Hill.

Just shut up. I'm done playing with people that won't respect a good god-mod. Come up with something more original, and less religious.

Sigh...

I surround the hill with an improbability sphere that causes everything that all of you do regarding the hill to go horribly wrong.  Since none of you are capable of manipulating mystic essence (due to your lack of understanding of what it is).  This hill is forever mine.

I do something completely improbable and your improbability sphere melts down attempting to make my already improbable action even more improbable. I then set the hill on fire and scatter all but a small amount of it's ashes across the universe. The remaining ashes I put in a small bottle made of diamond.  Then I use my magic powers to harness pure energy to create an invisible warp sphere in the form of a tear in time-space around me and the bottle. Our hill.

I get a hill magnet, get all the pieces back from around the universe, and claim the Hill. Majority rules, while I protect it with El Hombre Siniestro.

I hit Sinister Man, knocking him out cold, and destroy the hill magnet. I then eradicate the remains of the hill outside my little bottle. I then create an undestroyable, unhackable, and unstoppable laser armed satellite and program it to destroy any attempts to create a new hill. Our Hill.

Did I mention the Hill magnet is indstructible? How did you destroy the Hill?

You never mentioned that the magnet is indestructible. You can't add just after someone steals it. And I used a prototype of the laser on my satellite to destroy the hill.

Anyway, I use the inherent instability of Argon-16 in your laser of the satellite to start a nuclear reaction by approaching the Hill, and mirroring the satellite's beam to a point inside the satellite, thus exciting the argon to start a reaction. The EMP effect of the nuclear reaction renders your satellite offline for a period of 2 hours, during which time I send a spaceship up, and knock down the satellite, whereupon the contained chain reaction kills 2 llamas, 4 alpacas, and an Inca warrior on impact. Then, I rule God-modding unconstitutional, as the God in the Bible is sos very obviously male, and protrays sexist views every other Book. Finally, I create a portal to inside the bottle, reach in, and pull out the Hill remains, and form a new Hill from the remains and some topsoil I got at Home Depot.

It's guarded with 5 snarling koalas that will bite your arm off on sight.

I study the arcane arts and use them to turn myself invisible temporarily. As the koalas can't see me, they don't attack. I dispatch them with ease, and claim the Hill. I shuttle it into space, and set it in orbit around the sunI set up a M.D.Z. (Molecular Detachment Zone) around the Hill. In essence, within the zone molecules cannot hold together. I also set up a forcefield on the inside of the M.D.Z. AND, I set up Molecular clockwork engine to power the thrusters that I attach to the Hill; In case all else fails, I can use the seemingly limitless energy of the M.C. Engine, to go anywhere in the universe.

Note that the forcefield is impenetrable, unless I deactivate it from the inside. Which I won't.

The forcefield prevents teleportation, spirits, Psy or magic of any kind or strength from entering the area within it.

My Hill.

I then use my molecular computer to take control of your operating systems and make your engines bring the hill to me. I then temporarily disable the defense system, invade, and promptly boot you out of the shuttle and away from the hill. I then reactivate the defenses and set up a firewall of my own design that prevents any and all spyware/malware/hacking. I fly away to unknown galaxies and survive off the self-sustaining ecosystem that I also installed. The hill has all of the defenses previously mentioned by steelfist including the firewall just set up. My hill.

I have a molecular computer, too; it's made of MOLECULES... (spooky coincidence).

And I also have a quantum computer, too. It hacks your system. By itself. It's that good. Then, I create a Bose-Einstein Condenate-based life form, which doesn't rely upon the nuclear forces to hold it together, and only the Van der Waals attraction. It goes in, goes to Warp Factor 9, and bends the spacetime so completely that despite topology, there is a way through the forceshield.

Then, I steal the hill, and reactivate the defense, with the modification that the forceshield can block the MDZ, and I can stand [La] [G]uard[ia] at my Hill.

Ah. But you forgot my impassable firewall. In order to hack it, you'd need to be present at the operating system. Which you aren't. Still my hill.

You didn't hear me. It's a quantum computer, and arranged its atoms waveforms to describe themselves as if they were present, and thus their quantum possibilities lie at the operating system, and interact as such. It's spooky hacking at a distance.

But I'm at such a far distance that your computer can't reach me anyway. And inside the M.D.Z. Your computer's waveform breaks up. You have no control inside the forcefield. It's still my hill.

You don't have to understand it to have the Hill taken away.

My Hill. Read my posts, read about spooky action at a distance, which has no upper limit to range, and take the Hill back. I'll be waiting.

Doesnt matter. I already read them unlike you who just skims then posts. It's still me hill.

Bugfartboy, you don't seem to have got the hang of things in this topic. It doesn't matter. If you have to argue about who has the Hill it isn't worth it. Just point out the flaws in how they took the Hill, then move on, and steal it back.

I confiscate the Hill as punishment for petty arguing in a forum game. I reset my defenses, and make them COMPLETELY UNHACKABLE! the forcefield or M.D.Z. will NEVER stop working, as it has no access terminal or control functions. It can't even be de-activated from the inside.

MY HILL.

Just for clarification, what's to be hacked? The MDZ is surrounding the forcefield, correct? But where exactly is the computer system in all this?

Nothing; that's why it's unhackable.

I honestly think that the whole 'hacking' thing is a little too god-mod. I mean, for example:

'I set up  an invincible infallible lazer defense system!'

'I hack it.'

Sure, but what role does it play within security system. I don't want to just ignore it; that would be poor form.

There is no computer; the forcefield and M.D.Z. runs without supervision or control, and because of this, cannot be hacked.

Oh. I thought there was an unhackable computer involved. In that case, I raise my Bose-Einstein Helium Golem. It goes through the MDZ, as it is only held together with Van der Waals forces, and slips into the fourth dimension for about 2 metres, and comes back into this set of 3 dimensions inside the forceshield. Sorry 'bout the godmodding, but just think of it that your defenses were so good, I had to godmod to pass them.

Then, it claims the hill, sabotages the mechanisms from the inside, and claims the Hill, surrounding it. Don't touch; its temperature is circa one nanodegree.

Hmm; I did say it couldn't be de-activated from the inside, but OK.

I teleport inside the Hill, claim it, and teleport away.

My Hill.

Incidentally, I also offer a subsantial reward for your head on a plate, severed from your body.

Darn them bounty hunters! Always getting in the way. And while you did say it couldn't be deactivated for the inside, some (including me) might say that deactivation not being an option and sabotage being an impossibility are two different things.

Ah, well; if we dwelt on all the technicalities and misinterpretations, we'd be here a while.

This brings me to my next point; there's an inside of the hill? I might have filled it in if I were to have known of it...

Yeah; a panic room WITHIN the Hill.

Well, I teleport to you, and bring a plate that is severed from my body, and put my attached head on it. Delivered, promptly retracted, but I ask nonetheless for the reward. Then I send a gust of pure oxygen at you, and the steel fist oxidizes. Heavily. My Hill, after you are ejected into deep space. Have a nice sentence or two explaining how to get back to Earth!

Ah, I wasn't made of steel. Nonetheless, we shall proceed as if I had been, and I was one more a 'steel golem'. Having frozen, I float for what seems to be an eternity. Eventually, I arrive at a futuristic planet. This is earth, and I have been floating for several thousand years. I steal a prototype time machine, and return to the point just before you eject me into space. I knock you out. And replace me with you. My (and my past  self, who rules beside me) Hill, after you are ejected into deep space. Have a nice sentence or two explaning how to get back to earth!

Using a special weather-control machine that was secretly developed while you were all fighting for the hill, I induce a rain of fluoroantimonic acid upon the hill, and, consequently, you. I then seal your remains within a titanium sphere and launch you into space (Have a nice sentence or two explaning how to get back to earth!) and build an underground bunker, where I stay.

After recovering from my poisoning (I'm still not dead!), I sneak over to where the hill is and take some in a vial. Not much to have the hill but enough... for now. I quietly sneak back to Canada and put in the hill extract and place my own garden. I crack out the maple syrup and pull up a table, two chairs, two glasses and wait.

Cypher's Hill: 99%

My Hill: 1%

Ahhhh... here's to Canada. 

I move in, kick everybody out and own this hill.
My hill.

You can't kick me out, I'm in an underground bunker with armed guards!

Ah, telepathfan . . .

No. 1 - You have a stupid name. I mean, TELEPATHFAN2!? Really? You're only on the forum ABOUT telepath!

No. 2 - You can't do that; just take the Hill. Either you are a moron, didn't read the rules, or most likely, are simply a minor troll, who came here to irritate people. But I digress. Just remember, before posting, read the rules detailed (usually) on the first page of a topic, and use some sense. If everyone is trying to get the Hill inventively, then most likely that is what you should do; use some imagination.

No. 3 - Excellent. Someone who knows how to use punctuation. Yes, usually, with a new member, it takes a few weeks for them to start using the occasional full stop and capital letter (You know who you are, or, at least, were).

OK. I can't be bothered to take the Hill after my rant.

Honestly, I didn't remember the guards. . .

In my capsule, I experiment with teleportation. I finally escape, by teleporting into the bunker. I kill you and your guards. I take the Hill (My Hill), and go into hiding. There are an elite team of invisible, omnipotent and totally loyal ninjas guarding it. Incredibly well equiped ninjas.

I take away their omnipotence, so that the next person that comes along can actually try to get the the Hill.

How?

OK. I restore their omnipotence.

(You don't have to)

I walk up to the hill and, since nobody would suspect someone who hasn't been on this thread for 30 pages, I can basically take the hill before it's too late to stop me.

P.S. Mwuahaha!   :-*

@Steelfist: with a handy, dandy, omnipotence-removal aerosol spray you can get at a Wal-Mart near you!

Damn. I forgot about that aerosol . . .

The ninjas then kill both you and Ersatz Man. My Hill.

If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine...

Oh, well. I guess I may just have to possess one of your ninjas and wreak a little bit of havoc on your ninja group. Since I am skilled in the Jedi arts (I just finished watching Episode II), my ninja that I possess uses the force. That's my explanation.

Then, I send a photon torpedo into your hill-bunker, via a small thermal exhaust port 2 centimetres wide. I think you may or may not know what happens. And I'm pretty sure that you did the Grand Moff Tarkin thing.

Now I have charred hill bits that will reform into a hill in a post or two, after I infuse it with phoenix essence. (I wish torugo would come back. If he just changed his name, I will feel like an idiot)

And it's guarded with Geonosians. With those green orb flinger things that show up once in Episode II.

Okay. Knew what you were talking about until the very end. Nonetheless, Star Wars it is, my friend . . .

I train in the arts of the sith (I wasn't near the Hill). Become the best there is, has been, or ever will be. I take control ofthe Star Forge. Retrain the ninjas, who deal with these Geonosians. I defeat you in single combat. I rebuild the Hill, shuttle it into a space station, which is guarded by a limitless fleet. I go into hiding again. The ninjas guard the Hill, are totally loyal and almost invincible. The Hill is also guarded by hordes of well trained sith apprentices. And a guard dog, Chiztkoi, and his 'handler', the supersoldier, Volkov. Who are both totally loyal to me.

I am Starkiller. Steelfist is arrogant. I am truly the most powerful. Play The Force Unleashed I and II. I sneak behind your fleet to your space station. Then I overcome your Sith Guards using my lightsabers. Then I use an unstoppable Jedi mind trick on your ninjas, making them hack each other to little bits. And then I Force Push your guard dog an his handler into deep space by pushing them into an escape pod that we all know your station has. But not until after I leave only the launch key. Nothing else works. I then behead you double lightsaber style and Launch the hill into a space pod that I also share with it. I leave a holographic hill and Steelfist in my wake and flee to a galaxy far far away. And more specifically, the planet know as Earth. I then decide to join Zack and his 1% of the hill in Canada and offer to share. Truce, Zack?

My hill!

Nope - sorry. Pease read my post properly.

You can't sneak past the fleet.

I wasn't there.

Acually sneaking past it is quite simple. I merely arrive under the guise of a supply ship pilot.

Well, Buggy I accept your Truce (as a NAP not as an alliance) and pour the maple syrup in the glass opposite to mine. I then pull out the chair and wait for you to come.

Fine.

I activate a Dr Device on the Earth, destroying you, the planet and the Hill.

I rebuilt the Hill. Rebuilt defenses. The ninjas are also Sith. With lightsaber daggers. And totally loyal. My Hill.

Dr. Device, huh?
I hire Ender, Bean, Dink, Crazy Tom, Hot Soup, and the rest of Ender's commanders to neutralize your defenses and hold the hill.

Son of a *****!

Nonetheless. My fleet is LIMITLESS. Not even Ender (Or Bean, if you believe Ender's Shadow) can beat that. Still my Hill.

Off topic - It's a very good series of books, isn't it?

Unfortunately, I can't find the rest of the books in the series. But, from what I read so far, they are pretty good. I distract you with the newest Olson Scott Card book, and take over your fleet for you.

I dominate your mind, causing you to give me back my fleet andcommit suicide. My Hill.

PS. I'm still a sith.

Thankfully, the planet was destroyed in such a way that I was able to survive on a rock chunk and was thrown to mars where I cash land on the planet with my house and myself intact and I find a small oxygen reserve that creates oxygen. Because I can survive in such low temperatures, I hold out on the planet, making the food I need in my garden/1% hill, yelling, "I WILL GET MY REVENGE!"

Sorry; http://ansible.wikia.com/wiki/Dr._Device

I activate the secret alien technology that I have been collecting over the years under my house similar to the Dr. Device (Strong Force Field Dynamics) and escape the planet is less than three seconds. However due to my inexperience with the technology, my house and I go hurdling towards mars and the same scenario happens.    

I send a ship to offer an alliance. And rescue you, if you agree.

Hey, I'm not all bad. The Dr Device was aimed at Bugfartboy.

I hire Gandorf to take you out. I then take the hill, reverse the destruction of Earth, using the 6-Post rule. I buy out Steelfist's limitless fleet and use them as harvesters of the maple syrup that Zack will need. I then join him on Earth and bask in the presence of the hill. Our hill.

I thought the fleet were loyal. And the Earth destroyed...

Read my post. And this is getting confusing with people wiping their posts.

I dominate bugfartboy's mind in spirit form. He signs control over the fleet to my TOTALLY LOYAL fleet commander. I retreat to the star forge and rebuild my body. I go into hiding. My Hill. Zack, the offer stands.

I put a bounty on your head and after 3 days, you are brought to me alive. I then stare at you with a creepy simle on my face until you freak out and swear in the Ancient Language to forsake your fleet and to never use Dr. Device again. I use a similar method on Zack's asteroid until it freaks out and earth's destruction is reversed. I get another bottle of maple syrup and leave you with your 98% of the hill. I took a small 1% as well. Cheers!

Fortunately, I only swore in AN ancient language; Latin, to be precise. I then take counciling not to be freaked out by creepy smiles. I retire my fleet anyway, and hunt down bugfartboy. I kill you, and take your part of the Hill.

My Hill: 99%.

You didn't put up a guard system that I'm aware of, so I put on a stealth system, and am very stealthy.

Then, I chloroform you, and stuff you in a closet, making sure you have no resources, like a RADIO. I can't really kill people when I think about it. And it doesn't do a darn bit of good in this game, or in real life. It just creates more problems for you than you started with.

Then, I get a loan to build a new Death Star, without a small, unshielded, thermal exhaust port 2 metres wide, with a direct line shot to the main reactor. That would have been stupid. I put clones on it. Then, the hill goes in there.

I agree to everyone alliances and happily take my 1% of my hill and house and move to an isolated earth like planet with only animals and live their in peace with my 1% hill. I crack out the maple syrup and a couple chairs and glasses for anyone who wants to take a break from the hill madness and just enjoy life. 

Duckling's Hill: 99%

My Hill: 1%

I create a Molecule Reassembler and use it to create a path for my 100% secure and unbreachable spaceship straight to the hill by rearranging the molecules in everything that gets in my way so that they become harmless gas and I pass right through them. I take a small 1% of the hill using the M.R. And leave the same way I came, destroying your Death Star's ability to destroy anything unless it crashes into that something it harms.

Ducky's Hill: 98%
Zack's Hill: 1%
My Hill: 1%

I also go and join Zac on his earth like planet and protect it from any harm using the MR to disassemble anything that tries to harm his planet or anything on it, making a true safe refuge.

I destroy your Molecule reassembler with a VERY focused blast from my Republic Cruiser. The whole point of the refuge is that no one would dare attack it, right?

And that was just a little bit godmod right there. 100% secure and unbreachable spaceship?

After that, I ignore the "hil madness" for a bit, deep into the core of an icy moon called Europa. I set up a deflector shield that would deflect anything, spanning into multiple dimensions to prevent people from teleporting in. Also, I have an improbability drive that will (improbably) banish someone very far away if they look like a threat. I like my icy moon. Hot cocoa, anyone?

And Zack, I have to say that the whole refuge idea is a very good thing. If you're almost omnipotent, why fight for the hill? Why not just live in your dream house? I enjoy being able to say I fought in the Hill Wars, and I have 1.5% of the hill to show for it.

But because I like paradoxes, I set up Wi-Fi at my moon base, and play Telepath RPG for a while, unless I can get enough people for hearts.

The Molecular Reassembler was retired to defending Zack's refuge. Like I would use it again.

I just want to live with my hill in peace. I don't have any powers. Is that so hard to ask?

Duckling's Hill: 98%
Bugfartboy's Hill: 1%
My Hill: 1%

Well, okay. I just liked the idea that we could try to destroy the refuge if we truly were that evil, but since everyone on the forums is a good person, they would never. Like a trust thing, and you don't need a deadly device to enforce. Get the idea?

As soon as I figure out how the Insert Flash option works, we can play hearts. Or bridge...

I wonder if everyone is going to do the refuge thing.

And I only have 1.5% of the Hill. The rest is orbiting Jupiter. I don't want it.

I take a rocket to the rest of the hill and sent it back to Earth so we're all back to normal. Then, I use buy the hill with an intricate combination of economics and politics.

My hill by Law.

Except my 1%, Zack's 1%, and Ducky's 1.5% that is. Have fun with your 96.5% hill.

Because I designed, built, and piloted the rocket, I am rewarded 32% of the hill by the same people who gave you the rest of it.

Then I have 64.5% of the hill, that gives me majority so that's good enough for me.

Is everyone happy? Or is Steelfist going to muss up the fragile peace?

Yup; I don't appreciate being stuffetin closets. I smash my way out. Then sit down and take a long, hard look at my motivations. I realise, I would be content with a small portion of the Hill. However, sinc I'm claustrophobic, stuffingme in the closet really annoyed me. I go to Duckling's moon base.

I pretend to be a harmless old lady, in a weaponless ship, who is lost. You deactiveate the deflector-shield, and offer me cocoa. I accept (I'm VERY well disguised). While you are making it, I shut down the Improbability drive. You come back with the cocoa. I knock you out, and launch you (In an escape pod) into space. I reactivate your defenses, and tip away the cocoa you made. I make myself some more, relax, and refuse to let anyone in.

My 1.5% of Hill.

Oh. I forgot about that closet stuffage.

But the escape pod was really nice of you. I mean, you could have just ejected me into deep space without.

Can I come in and have some cocoa? What you didn't count on was that the escape pos just orbited Jupiter, and came back to Europa. I promise not to try to violently take over the Hill portion. It's just that I'd kind of like it back, and if you don't want to give it, at least leave my house. It's my house after all.

As the majority owner of the hill, I force steelfist to give you back your house.

I don't suppose that includes the Hill piece, does it?

I keep the 1.5% of the Hill, and Hunt down Ersatz Man. I kill him and take the Hill. I build another moonbase with a forceshield that stops everything, and prevents teleporting. I tap into an arcane source of limitless power, and use it to make myself immortal and invincible. I retire and enjoy my 66% majority of the Hill, and refuse to let anyone in.

MY 66% OF THE HILL!

I teleport the anti-teleportation shield away itself before teleporting you to a parallel dimension, then I teleport in and enjoy my majority of the hill.

Um, lets back up a minuite, how did you kill me with the only weapons you have being on the 1.5% of the hill you have. And, if you got them from somewhere else, I would have known because all deliveries have to go through me.

Oh, and no, you just have to give back the house, not the ground it's on.

BTW, why kill me? I'm a benevolent ruler of the hill. In fact, I send you a complimentary gift basket of chocolate because it's almost Christmas.

Who's up for Christmas Dinner?  :-[

I set up a second control pad for the shield, and press the new "Destroy 1st control pad button. Now, I have the remote control, and I take possession of the shield, the Hill, and Cypher is in my captivity. The stronghold is now a prison.

My 1.5 percent of the Hill; I send the rest back to Ersatz Man, if there was any doubt he had it the whole time. But I still want 1.5% of the Hill, so we'll assume that Cypher took the Hill.

Back to the moonbase on Europa. Pip-pip cheerio! I then forge a giant steel net for the shield, to keep it from *mysteriously* floating away.

Erstaz Man, will there be vegetarian options?

Irritated, I teleport to Erzatz Man's location. Stabbing him repeatedly with my pointy steel arm, I take his part of the Hill, return him 2%, and heal him. Placing him within a simulation where he still has the majority of the Hill.

MY MAJORITY (62.5%) HILL!

By the way, I am prepared to accept peace, but Ersatz Man as my ruler? I think not.

I take control of a small orbiting space port and live off the profits. Where I place the Hill.

Quote from: Steelfist on December 16, 2010, 01:26:53 PM
Irritated, I teleport to Erzatz Man's location. Stabbing him repeatedly with my pointy steel arm, I take his part of the Hill, return him 2%, and heal him. Placing him within a simulation where he still has the majority of the Hill.

MY MAJORITY (62.5%) HILL!

By the way, I am prepared to accept peace, but Ersatz Man as my ruler? I think not.

I take control of a small orbiting space port and live off the profits. Where I place the Hill.

You think I hadn't planned for that?

When you arrived DEFENSE SYSTEMS ACTIVATE OBJECT WITH A POINT OF LOW SURFACE AREA, POTENTIAL HARM TO LEADER!

Then, you die and I give your part of the hill to Duckling. Look at that, it has its own garden, you can grow your own vegetables now.

BTW, of course there will be vegetarian options. Roast Potatoes with garlic spicing anyone?

As my death causes a paradox, having been immortal and invincible (Check back a few posts), you are destroyed, my death is reversed and I still have the Hill. My post reanimated! My Hill.

Wait a sec. I'm getting a serious Deja Vu vibe here...

But anyway, gods can grant immortality, and they can take it away. With some hefty contributions to a temple of Hera, your immortality is lifted.

The omnipotence-removal spray also has a compound that removes invincibility, infinite fortitude, and ultimate power, so I use it on your steely self.

This all happened in the past with the help of a Time Hat, so your death is sadly real, Erstaz Man's mandate is authoritative, and I have my 1.5% milk. I mean Hill.

Yay! It's two against one steelfist!

How does an omnipotence removal spray remove immortality? I fail to see and logic in that. any logic in that. any logic in that. any logic in that. any logic in that. ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR!!!!! Emergency large hill portion self destruct activated! 3... 2... 1... All hill portions larger than 5% have now self destructed. Hill pieces scattered across universe. Largest piece size: 2.4% of original hill.

(Heh. You should keep your computer defragmented so it doesn't lag and eventually glitch to no end. Your welcome. I just settled a dispute.)

My hill:1%
Zack's hill:1%
Ducky's hill:1.5%

Due to the fact that the hill is now destroyed, I go into Buggy's mainframe (since he's obviously a robot) and start a force reboot. Then, when you realise that just because you don't understand the logic doesn't mean it's not there. You reverse time with your robot powers then kill yourself for some reason.

My 62.5% of the hill.

P.S. From now on, should it be a tag team thing. Like, all the part owners of the hill vs all the non owners. Just a suggestion.

Sadly, however, Ersatz Man was merely dreaming. Why else would he think me a robot? It was the forum speaking through me that destroyed all pieces of the hill larger than 5%. Not me. So I guess since you were dreaming, the hill is still scattered across the universe.

I land on a piece that was blown away. 1%

EDIT: Grats on white cape Buggy

Buggy, you really shouldn't do that. Exploding the Hill ruined Ersatz Man's idea of tag-team, since whomever wants Hill bits can grab some, and there would subsequently be no non-owners.

I then, to demonstrate the superiority of cooperation, reassemble the Hill with an armada of bots, and return it to Ersatz Man, claiming a .5% finder's fee.

My Hill: 2%
Erstaz Man's Hill: 61%
Chrono's Hill: 1%
Zaron's Hill: 1%
Zack's Hill: 1%
The Fist of Steel's Hill: 34%?

Now then, to secure my tiny bit of hill.

I create my army of shock troopers, meaning they each get a taser! Disclaimer: Universal use. NOT a product specially made for shocking ducks.

I appreciate the disclaimer, and am I really the only one that gets tazed around here?

Just try and get us now Steelfist!  :P

I don't have to; I've gathered up the excess and now have the second largest piece; 34%. I go into hiding (You cannot find me! Nobody can!), and set a price on every other Hill owner's head. I also offer a reward in a part of the Hill (2%) for people to join my cause.

But you already had that... or is there something I'm missing?

Then, I give political power to my worst shock trooper, making him the leader. After which, I assassinate him and claim the bounty for myself! In other words, I am the one behind the scenes, and those other people governing my portion of the hill are just figureheads ;)

After getting the bounty money, I bribe the people who join your cause (if there are in the first place), getting both land and armies. To make sure they don't accept your bribes, I hypnotize them to not accept any more from this point.

Duckling: I was only confirming.

Chrono: Sometimes, a little more explanation is required; I'm offering parts of the Hill to anyone (real players) who join me against everyone else. Oh, yes, the price on your heads is not removed.

PS: Nice pic, Chrono.

OK then, thanks for the explanation. For now I shall remain neutral and trade with anyone willing. And avoid getting killed.

I sell portions of my part of the hill to you until it's 50.1% owned by me and 49.9% owned by everyone else.

You do the math because I can't be bothered.

Chrono's Hill 12%.

I remove the prices on everyone but Ersatz man's head.

I use the Earthblood, and augment my steely affinity with massive arcane power. Using this, I animate all steel in the universe, causing them to seek flesh, and destroy it when they find it, also deactivating the majority of defence systems (Those that aren't steel are destroyed by the animated steel). As the Hill yearns to be reunited, I invest it with power and summon it to my location. My (100%) Hill. Creating a new universe, I place 49.9 the Hill inside, guarding it with innumerable steel minions, all invested with enough magical power to destroy a planet.

The other 50.1 I transform into steel and animate it. It's a shapeshifting steel Hill, which is (Like all steel things) totally loyal to me and hating all other things, particularly flesh. My Hill. I offer parts of the Hill in return for peace.

I use my multi-levular concinceness to reach out into your new universe and remotely siphon away into the original universe the hill to get 1% over the course of 100 years. Because it was siphoned so slowly, neither the hill nor your minions realize that it is disappearing. After my 1% has appeared, I transmute the hill back into it's original form and enter a meditative state to survey everything in every existing universe to search for threats so that they can be stopped before they reach me or the hill.

I install a program that, should Buggy fail, goes back in time and has Steelfist take a one way trip to the sun in the speed of light. Even if he doesn't disintegrate within the first minute, it won't take long before he does in the sun.

For future security, I place shock mines and hidden shock turrets at the weakest points of my Hill.

I hit you with a hockey stick and smother you in maple syrup for the injustice you've done unto Zack.

Then, I put an illusion of a fluffy bunny next to your hill, and your minions hit the fluffy bunny with enough power to destroy a planet, and thus destroy your sub-planet Hill. Steel doesn't have a brain.

Then, I go find the other bit, and turn it back to regular Hillfullness, and claim it. Then, I distribute the Hill to the ones who had it before all this megalomaniacal, xenocidal, terroristic crud.

1%: Buggy
2%: Me
1%: Zack
26%: Steelfist, after paying an 8% war reparation and having most of his arcane powers confiscated in the cleanup of UWI -- serves you right German... I mean Steelfist.
And 70%: Ersatz Man, in the hopes that he's protect his hill better next time.

I pop out of a rabbit hole again and claim 1% of the hill. Because of some weird mix-up my inhabitants are all hippies and hippos.

Secretly rebuilding my arcane powers, I start to plan. . .

I supercharge the Hill, causing pure energy to rebound across the link between the pieces. Incinerating all parts of the Hill, and everything nearby, I preserve my part of the Hill alone. Making it 100% of the Hill. I give Buggy, Duckling and Zack 1%, and Ersatz man 45%. I keep 52%. I turn my portion of the Hill into steel. I invest the Hill with power, give it life and make it tatally loyal to me. Essentially a steel minion, it can shapeshift, but prefers to remain a Hill.

I ask for peace; You have some Hill, don't you? Why not simply leave it at that?

Not before I steal 1% of your hill, and unsteel it. However, it's still alive, so I use the Gift to find its loyalty to you within its mind, and reach out and sever it. Now it's alive, but has no loyalty to you.

I join it with my other 1%.

Sorry, Steelfist, but I had awarded myself an extra .5% after having 1.5%, and I'm not content to have just 1%.

Hope you can forgive me, owner of 51%.

I find it within my cold, steely heart to forgive you, as you did have more than 1%.

Thanks!  :)

Back to my moon base. And won't this game be boring when everyone's happy with their lot! But boring in a good way...

Nope. How am I happy when I don't have anything? It's unfair to new people.

I steal 1% of what Duckling stole from Steelfist, clean the whole land, and make it animal paradise while killing all trespassing non-animals in cold blood. This still means that Ducky is welcome though :o

So you have a thousandth of a percent of the hill? As as you were.

-Edit-
Ducky had 1.5% so you have 0.015% of the hill. Nice.

Yo, Steelfist, I propose a coalition of forces, with us controlling over 90%. We can do anything!  :-*

BTW, you will still be in charge, I will just be your right-hand man. And, if it makes you feel better, you can turn me into Steel Ersatz Man (I will change my username accordingly).

No problem.

Ater much deliberation, I decide to allow you to become my right hand man and transform you into a steely version of yourself!

We are unstoppable!

You would take land from the AMISH!?!?

I am happy to own 1.485% of the Hill.

Ahem. To lay down ground rules:

1. Anyone may defend their portion of Hill, in any way they choose, without breaking any other rules.

2. Another owner of the Hill harming an officially Recognised Owner of a Hill portion or attepting to take their portion of the Hill, will cause the full might of the Recognised Owner Association (everyone who is a Recognised Owner) to be brought down on them.

3. Any non-owner of the Hill, may attempt to take a portion of the Hill from anyone. However, a Recognised owner may take any steps they deem neccessary to retrieve it.

4. Any owner of a portion of Hill may petition to become officially recognised.

5. If anyone takes 100% of the Hill, all other recognised owners will attack them and attempt to return the Hill to it's divided state.

Clear? Good, recognised owners are:

Buggy, Duckling, Ersatz Man, Zack, and I.

Who is "I"? I assume you mean yourself, Steelfist.

I promptly steal back .015% of the Hill from Chrono upon noticing that he's not on the recognised owners list.

Duck: 1.5%

And "I" is a subject pronoun. "me" is the object pronoun, and goes last. Just FYI. Sorry.

Yes I was referring to myself, and I am aware I broke an insignificant grammatical rule. However, since it is obviously a major problem, I shall correct it, shall I?

 I use my somewhat limited arcane powers to grow my percent of the hill to increase it's size to 5% without physically taking any hill from any of the other recognized hill co-owners.

Due to the arcane link between all pieces of the Hill, the magic rebounds across, causing your part of the Hill to be returned to proportion as the rest of the Hill grows too.

I sever the link between my hill portion and the rest of the hill portions, as is my right, and repeat the process. My hill portion grows till it is officially 5% of the total hill while the rest of the hill pieces remain unchanged.

In order to avoid the tedious mathematics involved in working out the new percentages, I shrink your part of the hill back to normal.

However, due to the law of the conservation of mass, you merely compacted the hill. It's mass is still the same and I still have the equivalent of 5% of the hill. So in truth, you just made it travel easy. Many thanks, Steelfist.

I resize your portion of the Hill, and grow all other parts of the Hill untill yours is back in proportion. I then supercharge your part of the Hill, meaning that if any power is used towards it the power will automatically rebound and release, completely vaporising everything within around a kilometre, and also the person who used the magic.

I use my arcane powers, backed by the superpower of the hill, to call people to me who settle down and form a city, powered by the energy of the hill, who provide both cover and support for me while using the power of the hill, absorbing the total output of the hill's energy. Over a decade, with me as the city's unspoken ruler, the hill's arcane energy is depleted. The city has developed the ability to take a small amount of energy and multiply it without any source and had used the last of the hills energy to support the city for the rest of it existence. But I leave the energy dispersion system online to prevent the hill from being supercharged again.

I prepare a suitable vessel - a massive diamond, and link it to myself. I extend my power and link myself to your part of the Hill. Reaching through the Hill into your city's power dispersion system, I reverse the power flow, and drain the city's power completely, transferring the massive power reserves into the diamond. I implant a fear of technology into the citizens, who dismantle the power distribution system. I also watch while they do so, reverse engineering it. I construct one in my palace on a planet. I then break the link between myself and your part of the Hill. I fully shield the planet in an anti teleport, impenetrable, multi dimensional shield. Which is fully sustained by a small diamond, charged with my power, being multiplied by the machine (Which I name: The Amplifier). I then proceed to study necromancy for a few years.

I reach out and reclaim the energy that is rightfully mine from your diamond and use it to temporarily open a time-space rift to allow me to traverse back into time to warn myself of your plan. I then return to the present and find that I had moved the hill and the city to the middle of the largest and strongest sun in the universe. The city had been flourishing in it's new home and had created technology so advanced that I and my citizens become immortal. This new technology is also so advanced that any attempt to copy it without being one of my immortal citizens is so unsuccessful that those who attempt go insane and enter a coma so deep that no one but my people can bring them out of it. These people have also developed arcane powers that overwhelm yours and prevent any attempt to harm or alter them by any method. Using MY incredibly powerful arcane powers, I erect a one way arcane shield that prevents any outside arcane influence.

However, as soon as you link with my diamond, you link with me. I snap your mind with ease, as you are no match for me in an all out battle, then burn your body to a crisp, thus eliminating your lovely future. A pity. I then modify the shield to prevent arcane forces from crossing, and if anyone tries to drain the shield, they will be drained instead. I then take .5% of the Hill from you. And the other .5% has a note left on it, saying: You couldn't just let things lie, could you?

What happened to rule number two?

Quote from: Steelfist on December 27, 2010, 06:47:58 PM
2. Another owner of the Hill harming an officially Recognised Owner of a Hill portion or attepting to take their portion of the Hill, will cause the full might of the Recognised Owner Association (everyone who is a Recognised Owner) to be brought down on them.

I gave up tying to grow my hill. But did you let me build up my defenses in peace? Nope. May the full might of the Recognised Owner Association be brought down upon you.

As chairman, I felt that you threatened the security of the HOA, and took appropriate steps. In addition, you attempted to grow your Hill, which I felt was an indirect breach of rules. By attempting to damage my power, in trying to retrieve my power from my diamond, you essentially attacked me. I may have to amend those rules, however.

NOTE THAT THE CHAIRMAN: STEELFIST, OR REPRESENTATIVE: ERSATZ MAN, MAY BREAK OR IGNORE THESE RULES AT THEIR OWN DISCRETION.

IF THE SECURITY OFTHE HOA IS THREATENED, MEMBERS SHOULD BRING THIS TO THE ATTENTION OF A SUPERIOR MEMBER. IF THIS IS NOT POSSIBLE, TAKE APPROPRIATE STEPS.

How did I break the rules by growing my hill? I did not steal any hill. I did not damage your power, I merely attempted to reclaim my own power that had been stolen by you, which I can consider an attack upon me. And at what point were you appointed chairman? I feel that you have been corrupted and are unworthy of being a member of the HOA.
As a member of the HOA I charge you, Steelfist, with breaking the established rules of the HOA and unfit to be a member and partial hill owner. Therefore, I motion that the member HOA member known as Steelfist by stripped of title and hill.

As the majority owner of the Hill, and founder of the HOA, I strongly suggest that you withdraw your allegations.

You indirectly took from other Hill owners by reducing the value of their property. Usually a grounds for lawsuit, I decided there was no need to go to court to settle it.  ;)

Yet you also attacked me by attempting to destroy my defenses as was my right as a member of the HOA.

Nope - I simply responded to you siphoning power from me. It was my power in the first place! If I wish to take it back, I can. As for your dispersion system; I simply wanted to ensure that you did not attempt to enlarge the Hill again.

That's right; KOTH is no longer a war! It's a court case!

I had not siphoned power from you. I was merely harnessing the power that YOU had charged the hill with. Now, is that really me siphoning power from you if you had given it up and threatened me in the process?

Yes, as I at no point gave you permission to use, rent, move or dispose of the power. If you had a problem with my power residing there, contact the local Hill authority (Me) to have it removed.

You had given it up. You supercharged it and left it on my property. You also threatened me. Because you forsaked your power and you had supercharged MY rightful portion of the hill, I had every right to use that power. And later you stole MY power in addition to destroying my defenses, which I consider an attempt at harming me which is in violation with HOA rule number two.

Bear in mind that you own the Hill portion by the grace of the Chairman of the HOA. I had not forsaken the power; I was storing it while preventing you from attempting to devalue other's property. I simply took back the profits from my power, which you used without my permission. And I did not destroy your defences; Your citizens dismantled it, and I got them to do it for reasons already stated.

You had stored it there without my consent, which does not mark it as yours.

I refuse to argue with a dictator in an unfair government. And how is increasing my power and defenses lowering the value of others hill pieces?

You increased the value of your Hill peice.

In essense, I decided to disable your ability to enlarge your portion of the Hill, I took appropriate steps, 'punished' you for persisting, and attempting to access my power source. And made a profit.

As I said, I refuse to argue any more with a dictator in an unfair government. But my complaint still stands.

Okay. I doubt anyone will actually care.

Want me to 'teach him a lesson,' Steelfist?  :-*

Feel free to 'pound it in'.  ;)

Notice to all partial hill owners:

Pum-Kin is now in hospital due to an 'accident' within his part of the hill. Please abide by all our rules. They are to ensure that these 'incidents' are kept at a minimum, thank you.

Since my avatar is a steel-plated robot, I merge with Steelfist's army...

...and he (HK-47) was never heard from again.

I award Chrono with .5% of the Hill, and officially recognise him as the owner. I offer him position of Guard Captain, which simply entails keeping the peace in the less serious matters.