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Title: What is your motto?
Post by: Duskling on April 06, 2010, 04:33:59 PM
My motto is, "As long as it doesn't happen to me, I can laugh at it," feel free to post your motto here, unless this gets deleted for being off-topic and somewhat pointless, but really, there's nothing I can do about that.

Update: I will now give out the "Clever Motto of the Day" award to whoever I think has the most clever motto.
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Post by: Frosty on April 06, 2010, 05:39:43 PM
No one ever got anywhere by being a pussy.
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Post by: WeBing on April 06, 2010, 06:58:30 PM
Nemo me impune lacessit!-Oops!

I mean,
Don't be evil.
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Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on April 07, 2010, 04:28:46 AM
Why do today what you can do tommorow?
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Post by: Ertxiem on April 07, 2010, 05:45:15 AM
Do not do to others what you do not want them to do to you.
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Post by: Steelfist on April 12, 2010, 05:06:12 AM
Do unto others before they do it unto you!
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Post by: torugo on April 12, 2010, 02:13:02 PM
the possiblilitys are always endless
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Post by: Stephen Colbert on April 12, 2010, 06:21:15 PM
Walk in someone's shoes for a mile then run.
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Post by: cyso on April 18, 2010, 06:59:12 PM
Learning from your own mistakes is fine. Learning from other people's mistakes is better.
Title: Re: What is your motto?
Post by: Pylons on April 22, 2010, 11:11:46 PM
vade mecum parum puer

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Post by: Ertxiem on April 23, 2010, 05:42:29 AM
vade mecum parum puer
What is the correct translation for that?
Is it something like: Basic manual for little children or come with me little children?
Title: Re: What is your motto?
Post by: Zhampir on April 23, 2010, 05:44:50 AM
I think it's something like go/come with me little boy, or "how to be Michael Jackson"
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Post by: CraigStern on April 23, 2010, 07:53:26 PM
That ain't workin'. That's the way you do it: you get your money for nothin' and your chicks for free. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5ZEzWwKJnY)
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Post by: Ertxiem on April 24, 2010, 04:24:38 AM
Someday you'll think that going out at night is to take the trash out. When that day arrives don't speak with it!

(Great Dire Staits song, by the way.)
Title: Re: What is your motto?
Post by: Pylons on April 24, 2010, 03:22:33 PM
vade mecum parum puer
What is the correct translation for that?
Is it something like: Basic manual for little children or come with me little children?

The latter. The definition of a book developed because people carry books everywhere.
Title: Re: What is your motto?
Post by: Guye on April 24, 2010, 10:09:55 PM
Life is just a long series of choices.
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Post by: Steelfist on April 25, 2010, 01:05:03 PM
That's more of a fact than a motto  ;)!
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Post by: Guye on April 25, 2010, 01:20:23 PM
True, but I think the meaning is implied. I have to keep reminding myself that life is a series of choices, and doing nothing is a choice that often leads to failure. I'm a procrastinator by nature you see.
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Post by: Xemadus Echina on April 25, 2010, 03:39:39 PM
When life gives you lemons, squirt them in people's eyes!

I think, therefore I am. (I did a research project on the guy who created this idea)

What happens in Vegas does NOT stay in Vegas. -Cyanide & Happiness

This last one is courtesy of my brother
Never forget the butterfly effect.  If a butterfly flaps it's wings in the mid east, US sensationalists calls it a terrorist attack.
Title: Re: What is your motto?
Post by: MikeW781 on April 29, 2010, 05:49:33 PM
Nothing can hold you back unless you're holding back.
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Post by: Pylons on April 29, 2010, 07:03:50 PM

I think, therefore I am. (I did a research project on the guy who created this idea)


You seriously do not know who Descartes is, even after doing a research project on him?

Tut tut  ;)
Title: Re: What is your motto?
Post by: Xemadus Echina on April 30, 2010, 05:46:12 PM

I think, therefore I am. (I did a research project on the guy who created this idea)


You seriously do not know who Descartes is, even after doing a research project on him?

Tut tut  ;)

I know exactly who Rene Descartes is.  I choose not to use his name in order to keep people guessing on who it was.
Title: Re: What is your motto?
Post by: Steelfist on May 15, 2010, 02:05:33 PM
Cogito Ergo Sum. It's the same motto, but in latin. Classy.
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Post by: Xemadus Echina on May 15, 2010, 02:32:25 PM
lol now say it in mandarin chinese! then say it in 67 african dialects.

anger? this isn't anger. This is mild annoyance. if i was angry you would be dead
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Post by: Zhampir on May 19, 2010, 09:08:43 PM
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

If a messy room means a cluttered mind, what does an empty room mean?

Life is a fruit by the foot, fun to unroll, tasty, but too short.
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Post by: jojolagger on May 19, 2010, 10:01:55 PM
Procrastinate, Because if the world ends tomorrow you won't have to do it. (http://verydemotivational.com/2010/02/24/demotivational-posters-procrastinate/)
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Post by: Bromtaghon on May 24, 2010, 06:31:04 PM
Procastinators of the world, unite! ...Tommorow.
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice.
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Post by: jojolagger on May 24, 2010, 07:43:05 PM
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice.
Heard that before with the addition of "and then make everyone wonder how the hell you did it"
Title: Re: What is your motto?
Post by: Duskling on May 24, 2010, 08:32:33 PM
When life gives you lemons, throw them right back in its face.
Title: Re: What is your motto?
Post by: Bromtaghon on May 25, 2010, 01:08:10 AM
When life gives you lemons...
Drink all the juice in one shot, and then regret it.
Title: Re: What is your motto?
Post by: Steelfist on May 25, 2010, 01:20:01 PM
When life gives you lemons...

I never understood that motto.
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Post by: .:Light-God:. on May 29, 2010, 03:49:52 AM
When life gives you lemons,
You make Lemonade!
Title: Re: What is your motto?
Post by: Duskling on May 29, 2010, 12:05:19 PM
When in doubt, shoot. (Grunt motto)
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Post by: dancash on May 31, 2010, 12:16:28 PM
never try never fail!  :D
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Post by: Duskling on June 03, 2010, 06:11:49 PM
What is this? Peace? I think not! (Gunshot)
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Post by: Barzul on June 05, 2010, 02:45:28 AM
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
Title: Re: What is your motto?
Post by: Bromtaghon on June 05, 2010, 08:29:52 AM
The two star-crossed lovers ran across the field like freight trains, one having left Cleveland at a speed of 70km/h at 7:00 pm and the other having left Kelowna at a speed of 40km/h at 8:30 the next morning...

So it's not a motto, but it's still funny.
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Post by: algebra15 on June 16, 2010, 01:37:23 PM
Walk a mile in someone's shoes before you judge them.

That way, you're a mile away -- and you have their shoes.
Title: Re: What is your motto?
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on June 24, 2010, 07:31:12 PM
Stay out of trouble and trouble won't come to you, unless you're a protagonist, then trouble will always come to you.
Title: Re: What is your motto?
Post by: Bromtaghon on June 24, 2010, 07:35:58 PM
Heroes never have to wait for a parking space.
Title: Re: What is your motto?
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on June 24, 2010, 08:07:41 PM
I have a new motto.


PlEEEEEEEESE don't tazer me. I'll be your best friend. :'(
Title: Re: What is your motto?
Post by: Duskling on June 25, 2010, 05:44:12 PM
Anything in life can be solved with a series of powerful explosions... just don't be around when the problem is solved.
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Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on June 25, 2010, 05:55:26 PM
If life gives you diabetes,
don't make lemonade
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Post by: Zackirus on June 25, 2010, 07:08:42 PM
You'll find that a lot of things in life don't make sense, but it usually the things that make the most sense that really make the least sense and the things that make the least sense make absolutely no sense at all
Title: Re: What is your motto?
Post by: Duskling on June 25, 2010, 07:40:15 PM
Revenge is a dish best served old.
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Post by: Duskling on June 26, 2010, 12:00:11 AM
If life gives you diabetes,
don't make lemonade
This has earned the "Clever Motto of the Day" award for today! Congrads namelesscatthingy!
Title: Re: What is your motto?
Post by: KZ on June 27, 2010, 02:37:45 PM
Somehow, the saying "shit happens", naturally not being my motto, has always appealed to me due to the multitude of interpretations it can offer, and I'm sure there will be person-a-many picking it up and proudly living through hardship (and not) with it.
Title: Re: What is your motto?
Post by: Duskling on June 27, 2010, 03:44:05 PM
Any landing you walk away from... is a good one.
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Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on June 27, 2010, 05:46:20 PM
Shit happens, It's your job to keep it in the toilet
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Post by: Duskling on June 27, 2010, 06:41:56 PM
Love is like a series of violent explosions... execpt no problems get solved.
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Post by: algebra15 on June 27, 2010, 09:52:06 PM
Life is not like a bucket of oats.

I'm sorry about my other flaming post.
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Post by: Bromtaghon on June 27, 2010, 10:11:28 PM
Life is like toilet paper, the closer you get to the end, the faster it goes!
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Post by: Duskling on June 27, 2010, 10:12:38 PM
Life is like toilet paper, the closer you get to the end, the faster it goes!
Clever Motto of the Day, congradulations, Brom!
Title: Re: What is your motto?
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on June 28, 2010, 03:27:52 PM
Life is like toilet paper, the closer you get to the end, the faster it goes!
so so true
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Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on June 29, 2010, 10:19:24 AM
If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably a duck.

If it looks like a turd, smells like a turd, and feels like a turd, it's probably modern art. my apologies to all modern artists.
Title: Re: What is your motto?
Post by: Steelfist on June 29, 2010, 10:35:11 AM
Revenge is like a wine. Let it age, then, when the time is right . . . Savour it.
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Post by: pruneman on June 29, 2010, 10:49:11 AM
what you do to others usually wont affect you, so do it
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Post by: Bromtaghon on June 29, 2010, 10:51:30 AM
Read the rules, use proper grammar and punctuation, play the games, share your ideas and enjoy your stay!
Yes, that's my motto.
What can I say? I'm a KZ Disciple.
Title: Re: What is your motto?
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on June 29, 2010, 10:52:59 AM
what you do to others usually wont affect you, so do it
that's not true.
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Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on June 29, 2010, 11:13:00 AM
When you get into a jam, try to talk your way out of it. If that fails, use your intelligence. If THAT fails, cover put your arms up and kiss your teeth goodbye.
Title: Re: What is your motto?
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on June 29, 2010, 11:16:57 AM
How could you kiss your teeth? This is a scientific question, if anyone has the answer tell me.
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Post by: algebra15 on June 29, 2010, 06:32:00 PM
Pistrix! Pistrix!

Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.

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Post by: Duskling on June 29, 2010, 11:54:28 PM
Revenge is like a wine. Let it age, then, when the time is right . . . Savour it.
Good saying, the kind of good saying that earns you  the "Clever Motto of the Day" award, congrads Steelfist!
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Post by: Steelfist on June 30, 2010, 09:11:30 AM
Thank you. I quite like it myself.
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Post by: Zackirus on June 30, 2010, 10:06:00 AM
Money is like Happiness. You don't want it until it is gone.
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Post by: Cypher on June 30, 2010, 11:11:24 AM
If in doubt, just spit it out.
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Post by: algebra15 on July 01, 2010, 07:43:49 PM
When hanging upside-down over a pit of anything boiling, the word "no" should disappear from your vocabulary.
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Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on July 20, 2010, 12:15:16 PM
Pleeeeeease don't taze-OUCH, now my fur is all black
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Post by: Duskling on July 26, 2010, 07:52:45 PM
There's only one chance at true love, but over a thousand to end it.
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Post by: Tastidian on July 27, 2010, 09:56:20 PM
There can be no peace of mind in love, since the advantage one has secured is never anything but a fresh starting point for desires.

- Marcel Proust
Title: Re: What is your motto?
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on July 28, 2010, 05:59:28 AM
always be prepared, that way when there's a zombie apocalypse I will be one of the few not to taste delicious.
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Post by: Cypher on July 28, 2010, 01:03:07 PM
If you've been married ten years and haven't argued yet, something's seriously wrong with your marriage.
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Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on July 28, 2010, 01:36:14 PM
that or you are "married" to a person that you created on facebook :D
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Post by: Tastidian on July 28, 2010, 03:10:20 PM
(http://www.quotesarcade.com/graphics/love/love_quotes_graphics_c2.gif)
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Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on July 28, 2010, 07:40:47 PM
Paesants are like little brothers, you can trample them and they smell funny.
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Post by: Tastidian on July 28, 2010, 10:30:26 PM
(http://www.jucoolimages.com/images/quotes/quotes_02.gif)
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Post by: Duskling on July 28, 2010, 10:51:48 PM
(http://www.quotesarcade.com/graphics/love/love_quotes_graphics_c2.gif)
Best and truest motto ever, that is. Clever Motto of the Day, congrads, PinkPanzer.
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Post by: Tastidian on July 30, 2010, 02:17:32 PM
(http://www.quotesarcade.com/graphics/love/love_quotes_graphics_c2.gif)
Best and truest motto ever, that is. Clever Motto of the Day, congrads, PinkPanzer.

Thanks Dusk.

This one is 1600x1200 so its in a spoiler.
Spoiler
(http://j.imagehost.org/0978/fire.jpg)
Title: Re: What is your motto?
Post by: bugfartboy on July 30, 2010, 02:35:39 PM
Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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Post by: Cypher on July 31, 2010, 03:17:27 AM
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift, that`s why it`s called the present.

Ask a question, and be a fool for 3 minutes. Don't ask a question, and be a fool for the rest of your life.
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Post by: Tastidian on July 31, 2010, 10:39:51 PM
(http://images.picturesdepot.com/photo/l/love_is_life-4472.gif)
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Post by: algebra15 on August 01, 2010, 08:37:32 PM
Hug a cat.
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Post by: Duskling on August 01, 2010, 10:50:17 PM
Diamonds are like pretty little daggers. Give a woman enough, and she'll carve your heart out.
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Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on August 02, 2010, 08:59:17 AM
make hugs not tazers.
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Post by: bugfartboy on August 02, 2010, 11:05:37 AM
Hug a tazer instead of a cat.
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Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on August 02, 2010, 11:07:04 AM
why do I get no hugs?
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Post by: Steelfist on August 02, 2010, 11:19:49 AM
Don't worry; you get tasers . . .
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Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on August 02, 2010, 12:13:10 PM
awww
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Post by: Zhampir on August 02, 2010, 10:30:01 PM
It's better to be peed off than peed on.
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Post by: Tastidian on August 02, 2010, 10:32:45 PM
Make war not love.
Spoiler
Ironically I put a bunch of love quotes.
Title: Re: What is your motto?
Post by: Tastidian on August 03, 2010, 01:34:49 AM
If you find a cat you might just taser it and feel bad. So instead give it a hug and a nice bowl of milk.

Think of the cats.
(http://lacomunidad.elpais.com/blogfiles/igoarinon/funny20cat20not20so20innocent.jpg)
Unless your namelesskitty ofcourse.

Edit: Ops sorry about that wrong link again. The other pic just happens to be the next one its my iPod Touch's fault.
Title: Re: What is your motto?
Post by: Duskling on October 05, 2010, 04:45:34 PM
If you're not careful, a late start could lead to an early end.
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Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on October 05, 2010, 04:49:29 PM
But more often it leads to a late finish.
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Post by: ArtDrake on October 05, 2010, 07:25:13 PM
An apple a day is a terrrible reload time.
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Post by: cyso on October 06, 2010, 05:09:50 PM
The best way to beat an idiot is to sit back and wait for them to screw up.
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Post by: ArtDrake on October 06, 2010, 07:24:13 PM
Too many cooks cause a singularity, producing a rift in food-time.

Light works whether there are many hands or not.
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Post by: bugfartboy on October 06, 2010, 07:43:02 PM
My house clean=Internet's broken again.
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Post by: ArtDrake on October 16, 2010, 08:15:05 AM
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

If it ain't fixable, don't break it.
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Post by: bugfartboy on October 16, 2010, 12:29:21 PM
What would Jesus do?
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Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on October 16, 2010, 12:46:23 PM
What if you're not smart enough to know?

Nobody in particular of course, it just came to mind sorry, I dodn't mean to cause offense.
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Post by: ArtDrake on October 16, 2010, 03:01:45 PM
Good point.

My favorite motto:

What would an idiot do? Don't do that.
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Post by: TheWanderingShadow on October 20, 2010, 05:26:08 PM
An apple a day keeps the doctor away- if it's thrown right.
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Post by: Duskling on October 20, 2010, 08:41:16 PM
Can't spell slaughter without "laughter."
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Post by: ArtDrake on October 21, 2010, 03:15:34 PM
S?
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Post by: Idozen Cair on December 13, 2010, 07:00:31 AM
All things in moderation!
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Post by: Duskling on December 14, 2010, 05:39:01 PM
If you can't win, be an obstacle.

Winning isn't about being first, it's about making sure that guy you hate is last.
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Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on December 21, 2010, 11:32:32 PM
Don't reach for the stars, you'd never reach a burning ball of gas in outer space, even if you did it would burn your hand cleeeeeen off.
Title: Re: What is your motto?
Post by: Duskling on December 22, 2010, 04:11:03 PM
If you go for someone you know you can't have... you'll die alone.
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Post by: Chrono on December 22, 2010, 04:30:49 PM
Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish, he drains your supply faster. Bottom line, keep the fish to yourself unless he is dying.
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Post by: ArtDrake on December 22, 2010, 08:10:01 PM
Not I, said the duck.
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Post by: Duskling on December 22, 2010, 08:26:16 PM
To get anywhere in life, just play the hand you were dealt... then cheat.
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Post by: ArtDrake on December 22, 2010, 08:27:25 PM
Life is NOT like a bucket of oats.
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Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on December 22, 2010, 10:57:05 PM
Love is like a euphoric, it makes you feel great for a moment then when you get dumped you have permanent suicidal thoughts.
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Post by: Idozen Cair on December 24, 2010, 06:07:56 AM
If I can't have it/win/succeed, nobody else can!
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Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on December 24, 2010, 07:12:17 PM
Dance like it hurts, love like you need money, work when people are watching.
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Post by: ArtDrake on December 24, 2010, 07:32:50 PM
You forgot "play like you always lose".

Where did you see that?

The original is "love like you've never been hurt, work like you don't need the money, and dance like nobody's watching"... did you come up with this sick, twisted alteration?

I like it.
Title: Re: What is your motto?
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on December 24, 2010, 07:38:05 PM
I heard the original, and yes I made the new version.
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Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on December 26, 2010, 08:18:58 AM
All I want is the chance to prove that money doesn't make you happy.  :P
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Post by: ArtDrake on December 26, 2010, 10:09:35 PM
"Let us rid you of the karmic burden of the corrupting influence of money. Us being quite pure, we think we can handle it."
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Post by: Duskling on February 08, 2011, 10:43:06 PM
I will now state Mad (http://sinisterdesign.net/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=186)'s motto that I slightly altered.

"When you're in love you eat pie, when you're under stress you eat pie, and if you're about to be eaten by a 5-headed she/he-demon...you eat poison pie to take it with you. >:D"
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Post by: Kaseke on February 09, 2011, 07:15:46 AM
My motto is simple.

Live with it.
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Post by: Deagonx on March 03, 2011, 02:49:52 PM
Beauty is in the eye the beholder. And for every one person that doesn't like you, there's someone that does.
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Post by: ArtDrake on March 05, 2011, 05:09:39 PM
But it's not true. If one is an awful person, a real Scrooge, there is, say, one person liking you for five or ten that don't.