what you have to do in this game is mock one of my pheonixes and depending on how bad you have mocked it i will give you a level of heat. as each passing day goes by youre heat level go down by 1. try to keep youre heat level out of 0 the worse you insult it the better the level. 1 insult per day is the limit. and the next day youre heat level will go down by 1 but half the points of youre new insult get transfered to it. starting at 12 pm everyday i will give everyones score.
level 1 frost bite
level 2 frozen lake
level 3 its snowing
level 4 ice cubes
level 5 snow cone
level 6 thin ice
level 7 melting point
level 8 slushie
level 9 evaporation
level 10 failed campfire
level 11 scald
level 12 scorch
level 13 ember
level 14 small fire
level 15 burn
level 16 flame
level 17 forest fire
level 18 inferno
level 19 magma
level 20 hell
due to people getting to ten easily i added these new levels of heat. make it to 20 and i might add some more
now the last of the heat levels in pheonix evolution edition
level 21 pheonix ash
level 22 pheonix egg
level 23 newborn pheonix
level 24 first flame
level 25 takes flight
level 26 full grown
level 27 freedom from hell
level 28 burns small village
level 29 burns populate town
level 30 burns the whole universe
So... do you keep a fire extinguisher handy?
Oh, look, it's a firefly. How cute! ;D
If I put you on a shish kabob will you cook yourself or do i need to use a children's oven?
Since you're a flame... and a bird... does that mean an everlasting BBQ for you?
Its a cute little pigeon.... but why is the freakish thing ORANGE? Maybe it landed in Cheetos. :P
Hey I got a cigar here can you help me out?
duskling level 8
ersatz man level 7
rainen level 9
god level 5
madness 412 level 7
i've taken s#%^@ that were hotter then you. and i don't even eat hot sauce.
Hahahahaha! How immortality treating you? You can never go to the afterlife (whining) x3 All your loved ones will be dust and you'll want to die so you can see them, but you never can! Bet you're looking forward to Armagedon. You'll be a phoenix baby dying over and over again. Ha ha ha! You're a s**t f*****g b*****d child of a motherf*****g b***h of a f*****g bird. Go ahead and live in your lonenly s**t of and existence and f**k off you t**t. Go suck on your own d**k.
(Come on, that's gotta be worth a ten and, if not, at LEAST an eight)
Quote from: torugo on June 12, 2010, 12:00:35 PM
duskling level 8
ersatz man level 7
rainen level 9
god level 5
madness 412 level 7
Are you kidding? GOD's had Cheetos in it, it was worth at least sixteen.
Can I get you a glass of water?
So do you keep it as a pet... or a mini oven?
The Phoenix has three settings: off, slow self-roast, rotisserie (that's when it does the funky phoesnix dance), and self-fried chicken. And the great thing is, it works backwards from a regular oven: the Phoenix pokes YOU in places to turn you on.
That is wonderful! Did you paint it yourself?
In Soviet Russia, phoenix mock you!
todays heat level
duskling level 10
ersats man level 10
rainen level 10
god level 4
madness412 level 6
algebra15 level 8
mikew781 level 9
im going to try to come up with new heat levels since some people have already made it to ten
Quote from: torugo on June 13, 2010, 12:03:48 PM
todays heat level
duskling level 10
ersats man level 10
rainen level 10
god level 4
madness412 level 6
algebra15 level 8
mikew781 level 9
im going to try to come up with new heat levels since some people have already made it to ten
You forgot me.
Quote from: Bromtaghon on June 12, 2010, 05:45:17 PM
Can I get you a glass of water?
Seriously, that orange pigeon couldn't even make a good hand warmer.
Does it burn when it poops on your shoulder?
Quote from: Bromtaghon on June 13, 2010, 03:18:45 PM
Quote from: torugo on June 13, 2010, 12:03:48 PM
todays heat level
duskling level 10
ersats man level 10
rainen level 10
god level 4
madness412 level 6
algebra15 level 8
mikew781 level 9
im going to try to come up with new heat levels since some people have already made it to ten
You forgot me.
Quote from: Bromtaghon on June 12, 2010, 05:45:17 PM
Can I get you a glass of water?
sorry about that.ill include you in tomorrows.
You look thirsty.
Is it cold in here? I wish there was some kind of fiery bird-type thing that could warm us up.
daily heat levels sorry for being late.
duskling level 15
ersatz man level 12
rainen level 9
god level 3
madness412 level 5
algebra15 level 7
mikew781 level 13
bromtaghon level 13
If he breathes fire, does he pee nitrogen?
This little seagull just got hit by an oil spill, then passed to close to a campfire. Poor thing, now people think hes a phoenix
Tell that robin to Stop, Drop, and ROLL.
Ginge!
(I really don't have anything against Gingers.)
No pets/mini ovens allowed on premesis!
Ah perfect! Everlasting-self roasting- premium grade chicken for sale $200.00! Get em while they're hot!
Butt scratcher! Butt- ok then. Butt cooler! Butt cooler, anyone?
daily heat levels
dusking 20
ersatz man level 13
rainen level 8
god level 2
madness412 level 4
algebra15 level 12
mikew781 level 16
bromtaghon level 12
zhampir level 6
i dont have as much time for the forums as i used to so now i am moving the daily heat levels to be posted at 8 pm.
Ingredients list for an IcyHot: 1 phoenix, one ice cube.
Quote from: Duskling on June 16, 2010, 07:23:20 PM
Butt scratcher! Butt- ok then. Butt cooler! Butt cooler, anyone?
I think you mean butt warmer...XD
No... butt scratcher, in the case of the Cheeto-covered pigeon, a butt cooler.
daily heat levels
duskling level 19
ersatz man level 12
rainen level 7
god level 1
madness412 level 3
algebra15 level 15
mikew781 level 15
bromtaghon level 12
zhampir level 5
wow almost nobody mocked the pheonix today.
i will have the new heat levels ready the day after tomorrow though
Well then, I believe that they should've replaced the "Spoiler" radiation icon with your pigeon, since nobody needs or wants to see it.
oh hey sorry i've been gone so long i went on a trip with your mom and we ended up almost freezing to death in a desert.
daily heat levels
duskling level 20
ersatz man level 11
rainen level 11
god level 0
madness412 level 2
algebra15 level 14
mikew781 level 14
bromtaghon level 11
zhampir level 4
people are losing heat. if this keeps up i'll need negative levels
You poor little pigeon, you must be freezing!
sorry you must burn at at least 10 degrees Fahrenheit for me to seriously care about your games
Umm... are there angry ghosts in my house, or is it Birdie over there? BRRRR.
daily heat levels
duskling level 22
ersatz man level 10
rainen level 15
god level 0
madness412 level 1
algebra15 level 13
mikew781 level 13
bromataghon level 16
zhampir level 3
see new heat levels on page 1
Ok, "Mock the Phoenix and you will burn," I see the "Mock," but where's the "Phoenix?"
This is not a mock, but you should swap levels five and six in my opinion.
Is it just me or is it cold in here?
I see it isn't hot enough, would you like some hot sauce with that chicken?
I think you need to start wearing sunblock. You're looking a little red.
hey can you help me out here my hot chocolate needs some cooling off
daily heat levels
duskling level 26
ersatz man level 13
rainen level 17
god level 0
madness412 level 0
algebra15 level 12
mikew781 level 12
bromataghon level 20
zhampir level 2
Is it chilly in here or is it just that thing?
You Ugly.
Wow. A candle.
daily heat levels
duskling level 30
ersatz man level 15
rainen level 16
god and madness412 are frozen solid from being level 0 for to long
algebra15 level 11
mikew781 level 11
bromtaghon level 19
zhampir level 2
I've got a cold, I bet my body temparature is higher than yours now considering the human body can go up to 40 degrees celsius!
No, no, NO!
You light 7 CANDLES on Kwanza, not innocent CHICKENS!!!!
It's like a cigarette lighter, except uglier.
daily heat levels
duskling level 29
ersatz man level 18
rainen level 15
algebra15 level 16
mikew781 level 10
bromtaghon level 21
zhampir level 1
since god and madness412 have been level 0 for a couple of days i have removed them from the list.
daily heat levels
duskling level 28
ersatz man level 17
rainen level 14
algebra15 level 15
mikew781 level 9
bromtaghon level 20
zhampir level 0
weird no one insulted today are people running out
yup
daily heat levels
duskling level 26
ersatz man level 15
rainen level 12
algebra15 level 13
mikew781 level 7
bromtaghon level 18
zhampir level 0
I have an idea on what you should name those birds: candle wax, ash, and ice cube!
Are they scented?
probably scented burned feathers.
flaming against mythical creaturs
someone lock it
feed pruny to the phoenix, oops there it goes, tazer him/her then.
Quote from: pruneman on June 28, 2010, 07:06:04 PM
flaming against mythical creaturs
someone lock it
This isn't flaming, the one who tells us not to mock the phoenix started this thread. "i'm better than ____________ because" got locked because you could see from its title that it would end up to be flaming, no-one flames the phoenix, we just mock it. Besides, I think pruneman is just being immature and telling us to lock this thread to get a petty little revenge. :P
i refuse to be eaten by those fiery fiends
-pruny
I don't even need to mock the pheonix, he's so pathetic I don't even need to insult him.
Quote from: cypher27 on June 29, 2010, 02:09:14 PM
I don't even need to mock the pheonix, he's so pathetic I don't even need to insult him.
Now that sounds a bit like flaming. Which that bird needs.
It is flaming.
daily heat levels
duskling level 29
ersatz man level 12
rainen level 9
algebra15 level 10
mikew781 level 4
bromataghon level 15
zhampir frozen from being 0 to long
namelesskitty level 8
pruneman level 5
cypher27 level 4
Hey look. A walking flame. I farted on it to make a makeshift flamethrower.
God, I should call animal protection, but it's just so funny watching it burn!
i dropped out a while ago...
thats the problem with this game...
daily heat levels
duskling level 26
ersatz man level 9
rainen level 6
algebra15 level 7
mikew781 level 1
bromtaghon level 12
namelesskitty level 5
pruneman level 2
cypher27 level 11
steelfist level 6
Spray a can of aerosol deodorant on it, and you'd have a smell-less flamethrower.
Burrrr, that fire is so hot is freezes!
Hey cool bird. Do you smell a gas leak? Oh cra...!
The phoenix is already on fire can you really burn it anymore?
daily heat levels
duskling level 27
ersatz man level 6
rainen level 3
algebra15 level 13
mikew781 frozen
bromtaghon level 9
namelesskitty level 2
pruneman frozen
cypher27 level 8
steelfist level 3
zackirus level 5
zhampir level 4
tastidian level 8
I'm getting grilled chicken for dinner today. I'm sorry was that your mother or was it your uncle? What ever you all look the same to me.
On Dxun...
Mandalorian: Sargeant!
Mandalorian Sargeant: Yes?
Mandalorian: We have a problem...
Mandalorian Sargeant: What? Impossible! What is it?
Mandalorian: I don't know what to do with this frozen piece of bird... it isn't edible and it's stinking up the place!
Mandalorian Sargeant: Well then... throw it into the jungle, those damn Cannoks'll eat anything!
Madalorian: Uh sir, that's where I found it.
Madalore: What do you mean?
Madalorian: The cannok threw it up.
Madalore: ...
You could go on and on with that one.
Madalore: Here's an idea, go find that phoenix we saw flying around a few days ago those things can melt anything.
Madalorian: well uhh sir remember that cold snap after that? well uhh
Madalore: well spit it out you fool
Madalorian: well we were watching the phoenix then it flew up high and then it you know.. just froze to death... sir
Madalore: oh must have been one sad excuse for a phoenix then. good thing we didn't use it to light our candles or else they would have gone out in seconds now go and put it in a cooler, maby that will thaw it out (starts laughing)
Madalorian: yes sir!
Quote from: mikew781 on June 30, 2010, 04:50:49 PM
i dropped out a while ago...
i meant take me off the list
Oh look, the Ice Age has begun!
Impressive. Tell me, did you hatch like that or do you just live somewhere very flammable.
no no, you're supposed to cook the chicken after it's dead.
(A few hours later)
Mandalorian: Mandalore!
Mandalore: What is it now?
Mandalorian: Our cooler...
Mandalore: What happened?
Mandalorian: ...
Mandalore: Well?
Mandalorian: It's frozen...
Mandalore: >:O
(a few more hours later)
Mandalorian: SIR! I have some good news and some bad news.
Mandalore: good news first
Mandalorian: well the good news is the cooler thawed.
Mandalore: and the bad news?
Mandalorian: well your wife is frozen to the microwave because she thought that phoenix was leftover chicken
Mandalore: >.<
(I'm going to make a topic about this sort of thing now)
Quote from: namelesskitty on July 20, 2010, 03:25:17 PM
no no, you're supposed to cook the chicken after it's dead.
gets my award as the funniest one
by far
Guy, leave that poor bird alone!
sorry i havent been to the forums lately were going to have put an end to this game since i havent been keeping track of everyones points. sorry. i would also like to say it will be a while before i return to the forums again.
But we'll miss you, besides we need a nice roaring fire in the winter.
Aww. I didn't get to insult the pigeon. Can we keep going just for fun?
Why not? I need somone to insult in place of a certain forum member that gets on my nerves.
Not me I hope
Huh-unh. No. I just ressurected a thread!
When it goes plop on a statue, does it melt a bit off?
Acually you only half resurrected a thread. I started the other half.
Is that a pet or a bad cooking accident?
Neither It's a weapon outlawed by geneva, but it's so cute... Until you burst into flames.
Lighters and turkeys don't mix.
Awwww... Look at the little match. I'm gonna keep you forever!!! Then anytime I need to start a fire, you'll be useless.
Thanksgiving turkey crossed with baked alaska, lets eat!!
Pour brandy on it, and you have a "local delicacy" i.e. a local tourist torture device.
Stolen line alert WHOOP WHOOP!!!!
What do you mean?
Everyone has a right to think that, not just you.
APoC: *walks down street and sees bird hanging in butchers window*
Butcher: Can I help you kid?
APoC: How much for the pigeon?
Butcher: Which one?
APoC: The one that looks like a used match.
Butcher: Just take him. I bought him to keep the store warm. Instead all it does is work as a stupid AC!!!
What's it supposed to be? A flightless grouse with severe burns and rashes?
You know your car, yeah... Not anymore, some bird shat on the gas tank.
I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to leave that off the plane.
I thought you said this was a pet-friendly flight.
It is. We just don't let people bring untested organic appliances onboard. In your case, the toaster oven.
k im finaly back has anyone been keeping score because if not it may take me a while to sum up the heat lvls
Nope. We haven't. I didn't have a score to begin with though.
yeah, I just started with that crack about cooking the chicken.
Turkey + rocket launcher + ammo + 5 seconds = phoenix aka the illegitimate result of a happy meal and a candle.
Wait, why is our barbecue flying away?
Setting vomit on fire: only when skua birds are crossed with a blowtorch.
Polly wanna gas can?
Braakk! [Foomph!]
wow, a talking parrot for five bucks, that sounds great!!
*foom*
now I get it.
boa phoenix => xenophobia
Not a mock, just an anagram.
so wait, is it a bird or a long range offensive missile?
Both. It's a redbird. Or maybe it's a firebird.