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Title: mock the pheonix
Post by: torugo on June 10, 2010, 07:20:22 PM
what you have to do in this game is mock one of my pheonixes and depending on how bad you have mocked it  i will give you a level of heat. as each passing day goes by youre heat level go down by 1. try to keep youre heat level out of 0 the worse you insult it the better the level. 1 insult per day is the limit. and the next day youre heat level will go down by 1 but half the points of youre new insult get transfered to it. starting at 12 pm everyday i will give everyones score.  
level 1 frost bite
level 2 frozen lake
level 3 its snowing
level 4 ice cubes
level 5 snow cone
level 6 thin ice
level 7 melting point
level 8 slushie
level 9 evaporation
level 10 failed campfire
level 11 scald
level 12 scorch
level 13 ember
level 14 small fire
level 15 burn
level 16 flame
level 17 forest fire
level 18 inferno
level 19 magma
level 20  hell
due to people getting to ten easily i added these new levels of heat. make it to 20 and i might add some more
now the last of the heat levels in pheonix evolution edition
level 21 pheonix ash
level 22 pheonix egg
level 23 newborn pheonix
level 24 first flame
level 25 takes flight
level 26 full grown
level 27 freedom from hell
level 28 burns small village
level 29 burns populate town
level 30 burns the whole universe
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: Duskling on June 10, 2010, 07:21:45 PM
So... do you keep a fire extinguisher handy?
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on June 11, 2010, 03:06:01 AM
Oh, look, it's a firefly. How cute! ;D
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: Xemadus Echina on June 11, 2010, 09:42:06 PM
If I put you on a shish kabob will you cook yourself or do i need to use a children's oven?
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: Duskling on June 11, 2010, 09:49:07 PM
Since you're a flame... and a bird... does that mean an everlasting BBQ for you?
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: GOD on June 12, 2010, 07:32:52 AM
Its a cute little pigeon.... but why is the freakish thing ORANGE? Maybe it landed in Cheetos.  :P
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: Mad on June 12, 2010, 08:55:29 AM
Hey I got a cigar here can you help me out?
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: torugo on June 12, 2010, 10:00:35 AM
duskling         level 8
ersatz man     level 7
rainen            level 9
god               level 5
madness 412   level 7
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: Xemadus Echina on June 12, 2010, 11:38:52 AM
i've taken s#%^@ that were hotter then you.  and i don't even eat hot sauce.
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on June 12, 2010, 12:16:41 PM
Hahahahaha! How immortality treating you? You can never go to the afterlife (whining) x3 All your loved ones will be dust and you'll want to die so you can see them, but you never can! Bet you're looking forward to Armagedon. You'll be a phoenix baby dying over and over again. Ha ha ha! You're a s**t f*****g b*****d child of a motherf*****g b***h of a f*****g bird. Go ahead and live in your lonenly s**t of and existence and f**k off you t**t. Go suck on your own d**k.

(Come on, that's gotta be worth a ten and, if not, at LEAST an eight)
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: Bromtaghon on June 12, 2010, 03:45:17 PM
duskling         level 8
ersatz man     level 7
rainen            level 9
god               level 5
madness 412   level 7

Are you kidding? GOD's had Cheetos in it, it was worth at least sixteen.

Can I get you a glass of water?
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: Duskling on June 12, 2010, 04:49:55 PM
So do you keep it as a pet... or a mini oven?
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: algebra15 on June 12, 2010, 10:18:51 PM
The Phoenix has three settings: off, slow self-roast, rotisserie (that's when it does the funky phoesnix dance), and self-fried chicken. And the great thing is, it works backwards from a regular oven: the Phoenix pokes YOU in places to turn you on.
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: Duskling on June 13, 2010, 12:04:52 AM
That is wonderful! Did you paint it yourself?
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: MikeW781 on June 13, 2010, 05:50:27 AM
In Soviet Russia, phoenix mock you!
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: torugo on June 13, 2010, 10:03:48 AM
todays heat level
duskling level 10
ersats man level 10
rainen level 10
god level 4
madness412 level 6
algebra15 level 8
mikew781 level 9
im going to try to come up with new heat levels since some people have already made it to ten
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: Bromtaghon on June 13, 2010, 01:18:45 PM
todays heat level
duskling level 10
ersats man level 10
rainen level 10
god level 4
madness412 level 6
algebra15 level 8
mikew781 level 9
im going to try to come up with new heat levels since some people have already made it to ten
You forgot me.
Can I get you a glass of water?
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: MikeW781 on June 13, 2010, 02:11:50 PM
Seriously, that orange pigeon couldn't even make a good hand warmer.
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: Duskling on June 13, 2010, 02:20:08 PM
Does it burn when it poops on your shoulder?
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: torugo on June 13, 2010, 05:01:00 PM
todays heat level
duskling level 10
ersats man level 10
rainen level 10
god level 4
madness412 level 6
algebra15 level 8
mikew781 level 9
im going to try to come up with new heat levels since some people have already made it to ten
You forgot me.
Can I get you a glass of water?
sorry about that.ill include you in tomorrows.
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: Bromtaghon on June 13, 2010, 09:38:20 PM
You look thirsty.
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on June 14, 2010, 05:24:51 AM
Is it cold in here? I wish there was some kind of fiery bird-type thing that could warm us up.
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: torugo on June 14, 2010, 11:06:41 AM
daily heat levels sorry for being late.
duskling level 15
ersatz man level 12
rainen level 9
god level 3
madness412 level 5
algebra15 level 7
mikew781 level 13
bromtaghon level 13
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: Duskling on June 14, 2010, 04:11:58 PM
If he breathes fire, does he pee nitrogen?
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: MikeW781 on June 14, 2010, 04:23:23 PM
This little seagull just got hit by an oil spill, then passed to close to a campfire. Poor thing, now people think hes a phoenix
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: algebra15 on June 14, 2010, 07:45:17 PM
Tell that robin to Stop, Drop, and  ROLL.
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on June 15, 2010, 02:43:47 AM
Ginge!

(I really don't have anything against Gingers.)
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: Duskling on June 15, 2010, 03:49:10 PM
No pets/mini ovens allowed on premesis!
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: Zhampir on June 16, 2010, 03:04:04 AM
Ah perfect! Everlasting-self roasting- premium grade chicken for sale $200.00! Get em while they're hot!
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: Duskling on June 16, 2010, 05:23:20 PM
Butt scratcher! Butt- ok then. Butt cooler! Butt cooler, anyone?
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: torugo on June 16, 2010, 06:18:00 PM
daily heat levels
dusking 20
ersatz man level 13
rainen level 8
god level 2
madness412 level 4
algebra15 level 12
mikew781 level 16
bromtaghon level 12
zhampir level 6

i dont have as much time for the forums as i used to so now i am moving the daily heat levels to be posted at 8 pm.
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: algebra15 on June 16, 2010, 06:20:38 PM
Ingredients list for an IcyHot: 1 phoenix, one ice cube.
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: Zhampir on June 16, 2010, 08:29:37 PM
Butt scratcher! Butt- ok then. Butt cooler! Butt cooler, anyone?
I think you mean butt warmer...XD
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: Duskling on June 16, 2010, 08:35:05 PM
No... butt scratcher, in the case of the Cheeto-covered pigeon, a butt cooler.

Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: torugo on June 17, 2010, 06:37:39 PM
daily heat levels
duskling level 19
ersatz man level 12
rainen level 7
god level 1
madness412 level 3
algebra15 level 15
mikew781 level 15
bromtaghon level 12
zhampir level 5
wow almost nobody mocked the pheonix today.
i will have the new heat levels ready the day after tomorrow though
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: Duskling on June 17, 2010, 06:39:21 PM
Well then, I believe that they should've replaced the "Spoiler" radiation icon with your pigeon, since nobody needs or wants to see it.
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: Xemadus Echina on June 18, 2010, 02:34:36 PM
oh hey sorry i've been gone so long i went on a trip with your mom and we ended up almost freezing to death in a desert.
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: torugo on June 18, 2010, 08:24:43 PM
daily heat levels
duskling level 20
ersatz man level 11
rainen level 11
god level 0
madness412 level 2
algebra15 level 14
mikew781 level 14
bromtaghon level 11
zhampir level 4
people are losing heat. if this keeps up i'll need negative levels
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: Bromtaghon on June 18, 2010, 10:01:39 PM
You poor little pigeon, you must be freezing!
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: Xemadus Echina on June 19, 2010, 08:33:24 AM
sorry you must burn at at least 10 degrees Fahrenheit for me to seriously care about your games
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: Duskling on June 19, 2010, 10:39:42 AM
Umm... are there angry ghosts in my house, or is it Birdie over there? BRRRR.
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: torugo on June 20, 2010, 06:14:37 PM
daily heat levels
duskling level 22
ersatz man level 10
rainen level 15
god level 0
madness412 level 1
algebra15 level 13
mikew781 level 13
bromataghon level 16
zhampir level 3
see new heat levels on page 1
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: Duskling on June 20, 2010, 06:20:05 PM
Ok, "Mock the Phoenix and you will burn," I see the "Mock," but where's the "Phoenix?"
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: Bromtaghon on June 20, 2010, 08:01:45 PM
This is not a mock, but you should swap levels five and six in my opinion.

Is it just me or is it cold in here?
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: Duskling on June 20, 2010, 10:52:28 PM
I see it isn't hot enough, would you like some hot sauce with that chicken?
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on June 21, 2010, 05:33:12 AM
I think you need to start wearing sunblock. You're looking a little red.
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: Xemadus Echina on June 21, 2010, 05:42:57 AM
hey can you help me out here my hot chocolate needs some cooling off
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: torugo on June 21, 2010, 06:19:12 PM
daily heat levels
duskling level 26
ersatz man level 13
rainen level 17
god level 0
madness412 level 0
algebra15 level 12
mikew781 level 12
bromataghon level 20
zhampir level 2
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: Duskling on June 21, 2010, 06:58:06 PM
Is it chilly in here or is it just that thing?
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on June 22, 2010, 03:05:31 AM
You Ugly.
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: Steelfist on June 22, 2010, 08:26:23 AM
Wow. A candle.
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: torugo on June 22, 2010, 07:33:24 PM
daily heat levels
duskling level 30
ersatz man level 15
rainen level 16
god and madness412 are frozen solid from being level 0 for to long
algebra15 level 11
mikew781 level 11
bromtaghon level 19
zhampir level 2
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on June 23, 2010, 03:08:30 AM
I've got a cold, I bet my body temparature is higher than yours now considering the human body can go up to 40 degrees celsius!
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: algebra15 on June 23, 2010, 12:26:02 PM
No, no, NO!

You light 7 CANDLES on Kwanza, not innocent CHICKENS!!!!
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: Bromtaghon on June 23, 2010, 01:26:24 PM
It's like a cigarette lighter, except uglier.
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: torugo on June 23, 2010, 06:04:21 PM
daily heat levels
duskling level 29
ersatz man level 18
rainen level 15
algebra15 level 16
mikew781 level 10
bromtaghon level 21
zhampir level 1
since god and madness412 have been level 0 for a couple of days i have removed them from the list.
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: torugo on June 24, 2010, 06:54:08 PM
daily heat levels
duskling level 28
ersatz man level 17
rainen level 14
algebra15 level 15
mikew781 level 9
bromtaghon level 20
zhampir level 0
weird no one insulted today are people running out
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on June 24, 2010, 06:55:00 PM
yup
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: torugo on June 26, 2010, 05:38:15 PM
daily heat levels
duskling level 26
ersatz man level 15
rainen level 12
algebra15 level 13
mikew781 level 7
bromtaghon level 18
zhampir level 0
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: Duskling on June 26, 2010, 05:39:17 PM
I have an idea on what you should name those birds: candle wax, ash, and ice cube!
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: Steelfist on June 26, 2010, 05:39:52 PM
Wow. A candle.
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: algebra15 on June 26, 2010, 07:35:26 PM
Are they scented?
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on June 28, 2010, 04:42:54 PM
probably scented burned feathers.
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: pruneman on June 28, 2010, 05:06:04 PM
flaming against mythical creaturs
someone lock it
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on June 28, 2010, 05:07:55 PM
feed pruny to the phoenix, oops there it goes, tazer him/her then.
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: Duskling on June 29, 2010, 11:46:59 AM
flaming against mythical creaturs
someone lock it
This isn't flaming, the one who tells us not to mock the phoenix started this thread. "i'm better than ____________ because" got locked because you could see from its title that it would end up to be flaming, no-one flames the phoenix, we just mock it. Besides, I think pruneman is just being immature and telling us to lock this thread to get a petty little revenge. :P
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: pruneman on June 29, 2010, 11:51:17 AM
i refuse to be eaten by those fiery fiends

-pruny
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: Cypher on June 29, 2010, 12:09:14 PM
I don't even need to mock the pheonix, he's so pathetic I don't even need to insult him.
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: Duskling on June 29, 2010, 12:15:53 PM
I don't even need to mock the pheonix, he's so pathetic I don't even need to insult him.
Now that sounds a bit like flaming. Which that bird needs.
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: Cypher on June 29, 2010, 12:18:15 PM
It is flaming.
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: torugo on June 29, 2010, 06:45:45 PM
daily heat levels
duskling level 29
ersatz man level 12
rainen level 9
algebra15 level 10
mikew781 level 4
bromataghon level 15
zhampir frozen from being 0 to long
namelesskitty level 8
pruneman level 5
cypher27 level 4
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: Cypher on June 30, 2010, 03:37:05 AM
Hey look. A walking flame. I farted on it to make a makeshift flamethrower.
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: Steelfist on June 30, 2010, 08:43:55 AM
God, I should call animal protection, but it's just so funny watching it burn!
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: MikeW781 on June 30, 2010, 02:50:49 PM
i dropped out a while ago...
thats the problem with this game...
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: torugo on July 01, 2010, 06:10:20 PM
daily heat levels
duskling level 26
ersatz man level 9
rainen level 6
algebra15 level 7
mikew781 level 1
bromtaghon level 12
namelesskitty level 5
pruneman level 2
cypher27 level 11
steelfist level 6
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: algebra15 on July 01, 2010, 06:24:14 PM
Spray a can of aerosol deodorant on it, and you'd have a smell-less flamethrower.
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: Zackirus on July 02, 2010, 07:12:41 PM
Burrrr, that fire is so hot is freezes!
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: Zhampir on July 03, 2010, 12:10:14 AM
Hey cool bird. Do you smell a gas leak? Oh cra...!
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: Tastidian on July 05, 2010, 12:32:09 AM
The phoenix is already on fire can you really burn it anymore?
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: torugo on July 05, 2010, 06:12:34 PM
daily heat levels
duskling level 27
ersatz man level 6
rainen level 3
algebra15 level 13
mikew781 frozen
bromtaghon level 9
namelesskitty level 2
pruneman frozen
cypher27 level 8
steelfist level 3
zackirus level 5
zhampir level 4
tastidian level 8
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: Tastidian on July 05, 2010, 07:51:48 PM
I'm getting grilled chicken for dinner today. I'm sorry was that your mother or was it your uncle? What ever you all look the same to me.
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: Duskling on July 05, 2010, 07:56:08 PM
On Dxun...

Mandalorian: Sargeant!

Mandalorian Sargeant: Yes?

Mandalorian: We have a problem...

Mandalorian Sargeant: What? Impossible! What is it?

Mandalorian: I don't know what to do with this frozen piece of bird... it isn't edible and it's stinking up the place!

Mandalorian Sargeant: Well then... throw it into the jungle, those damn Cannoks'll eat anything!
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: Zhampir on July 05, 2010, 09:53:04 PM
Madalorian: Uh sir, that's where I found it.

Madalore: What do you mean?

Madalorian: The cannok threw it up.

Madalore: ...
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: Tastidian on July 05, 2010, 11:31:12 PM
You could go on and on with that one.
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: Xemadus Echina on July 07, 2010, 04:20:38 PM
Madalore: Here's an idea, go find that phoenix we saw flying around a few days ago those things can melt anything.
Madalorian: well uhh sir remember that cold snap after that? well uhh
Madalore: well spit it out you fool
Madalorian: well we were watching the phoenix then it flew up high and then it you know.. just froze to death... sir
Madalore: oh must have been one sad excuse for a phoenix then.  good thing we didn't use it to light our candles or else they would have gone out in seconds now go and put it in a cooler, maby that will thaw it out (starts laughing)
Madalorian: yes sir!
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: MikeW781 on July 07, 2010, 06:08:36 PM
i dropped out a while ago...
i meant take me off the list
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: Bromtaghon on July 08, 2010, 09:31:58 PM
Oh look, the Ice Age has begun!
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: Steelfist on July 12, 2010, 08:45:02 AM
Impressive. Tell me, did you hatch like that or do you just live somewhere very flammable.
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on July 20, 2010, 01:25:17 PM
no no, you're supposed to cook the chicken after it's dead.
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: Duskling on July 20, 2010, 02:05:09 PM
(A few hours later)

Mandalorian: Mandalore!

Mandalore: What is it now?

Mandalorian: Our cooler...

Mandalore: What happened?

Mandalorian: ...

Mandalore: Well?

Mandalorian: It's frozen...

Mandalore: >:O
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: Xemadus Echina on July 20, 2010, 05:50:17 PM
(a few more hours later)

Mandalorian: SIR! I have some good news and some bad news.

Mandalore: good news first

Mandalorian: well the good news is the cooler thawed.

Mandalore: and the bad news?

Mandalorian: well your wife is frozen to the microwave because she thought that phoenix was leftover chicken

Mandalore: >.<

(I'm going to make a topic about this sort of thing now)
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: MikeW781 on July 23, 2010, 09:56:05 AM
no no, you're supposed to cook the chicken after it's dead.
gets my award as the funniest one
by far
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: algebra15 on July 24, 2010, 07:21:34 AM
Guy, leave that poor bird alone!
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: torugo on July 25, 2010, 11:12:33 AM
sorry i havent been to the forums lately were going to have put an end to this game since i havent been keeping track of everyones points. sorry. i would also like to say it will be a while before i return to the forums again.
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on July 25, 2010, 09:22:05 PM
But we'll miss you, besides we need a nice roaring fire in the winter.
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: bugfartboy on August 07, 2010, 06:58:44 AM
Aww. I didn't get to insult the pigeon. Can we keep going just for fun?
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: ArtDrake on September 05, 2010, 09:36:47 PM
Why not? I need somone to insult in place of a certain forum member that gets on my nerves.
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 05, 2010, 09:39:03 PM
Not me I hope
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: ArtDrake on September 05, 2010, 09:40:38 PM
Huh-unh. No. I just ressurected a thread!

When it goes plop on a statue, does it melt a bit off?
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: bugfartboy on September 05, 2010, 09:58:34 PM
Acually you only half resurrected a thread. I started the other half.

Is that a pet or a bad cooking accident?
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 05, 2010, 10:01:05 PM
Neither It's a weapon outlawed by geneva, but it's so cute... Until you burst into flames.
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: ArtDrake on September 05, 2010, 10:15:47 PM
Lighters and turkeys don't mix.
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: bugfartboy on September 05, 2010, 10:17:51 PM
Awwww... Look at the little match. I'm gonna keep you forever!!! Then anytime I need to start a fire, you'll be useless.
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 05, 2010, 10:18:55 PM
Thanksgiving turkey crossed with baked alaska, lets eat!!
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: ArtDrake on September 05, 2010, 10:20:19 PM
Pour brandy on it, and you have a "local delicacy" i.e. a local tourist torture device.
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 05, 2010, 10:26:18 PM
Stolen line alert WHOOP WHOOP!!!!
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: ArtDrake on September 05, 2010, 10:27:01 PM
What do you mean?

Everyone has a right to think that, not just you.
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: bugfartboy on September 05, 2010, 10:27:34 PM
APoC: *walks down street and sees bird hanging in butchers window*

Butcher: Can I help you kid?

APoC: How much for the pigeon?

Butcher: Which one?

APoC: The one that looks like a used match.

Butcher: Just take him. I bought him to keep the store warm. Instead all it does is work as a stupid AC!!!
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: ArtDrake on September 05, 2010, 10:30:18 PM
What's it supposed to be? A flightless grouse with severe burns and rashes?
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 05, 2010, 10:43:11 PM
You know your car, yeah... Not anymore, some bird shat on the gas tank.
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: ArtDrake on September 06, 2010, 08:52:48 AM
I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to leave that off the plane.

I thought you said this was a pet-friendly flight.

It is. We just don't let people bring untested organic appliances onboard. In your case, the toaster oven.
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: torugo on September 25, 2010, 08:38:28 PM
k im finaly back has anyone been keeping score because if not it may take me a while to sum up the heat lvls
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: bugfartboy on September 25, 2010, 08:42:11 PM
Nope. We haven't. I didn't have a score to begin with though.
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 26, 2010, 06:56:37 AM
yeah, I just started with that crack about cooking the chicken.
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Post by: ArtDrake on September 29, 2010, 06:10:54 PM
Turkey + rocket launcher + ammo + 5 seconds = phoenix aka the illegitimate result of a happy meal and a candle.
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Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 29, 2010, 06:12:50 PM
Wait, why is our barbecue flying away?
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Post by: ArtDrake on September 29, 2010, 06:15:48 PM
Setting vomit on fire: only when skua birds are crossed with a blowtorch.
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Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 29, 2010, 06:17:17 PM
Polly wanna gas can?
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Post by: ArtDrake on October 07, 2010, 05:56:14 PM
Braakk! [Foomph!]
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Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on October 07, 2010, 06:31:16 PM
wow, a talking parrot for five bucks, that sounds great!!

*foom*

now I get it.
Title: Re: mock the pheonix
Post by: ArtDrake on October 08, 2010, 05:50:24 PM
boa phoenix => xenophobia

Not a mock, just an anagram.
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Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on October 09, 2010, 08:50:15 AM
so wait, is it a bird or a long range offensive missile?
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Post by: ArtDrake on October 09, 2010, 09:14:29 AM
Both. It's a redbird. Or maybe it's a firebird.