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Title: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on June 29, 2010, 02:47:33 PM
This game is like Train of Thought but there is no two sentence minimum, but you have to use proper grammar and punctuation.

Example:

Person 1: What would you do if your cat died?

Person 2: Stuff myself full of fudge ice cream and cry in my pillow. What would you do if Bob ate his sandwich?

and so on.

I'll start: What would you do if you were staring death in the face?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Bromtaghon on June 29, 2010, 02:48:12 PM
Spit, laugh, and give him the finger.

What would you do if KZ died?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on June 29, 2010, 03:42:46 PM
Fall into chaos, but then realize we still have Ert.

What would you do if  :-* meant "Stone Golem?"
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: algebra15 on June 29, 2010, 05:43:11 PM
I wouldn't want to know what shadowlings looked like.

What would you do if someone killed this thread?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on June 29, 2010, 05:48:03 PM
Not care much, but think bad of them.

What would you do if someone put an angry cat in your pants?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Bromtaghon on June 29, 2010, 08:35:09 PM
Be glad I'm wearing shorts and sue them for the cost of my pants.

What would you do if namelesskitty renamed himself namelessdog?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on June 29, 2010, 08:41:24 PM
Cry, because I can no longer call him namelesscatthingy.

What would you do if I died?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: MikeW781 on June 30, 2010, 02:52:52 PM
Depends on how funny it was. JK- id be really sad

What would you do if this thread becomes plagued with the same issue of people not remebering topics as train of though?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Bromtaghon on June 30, 2010, 07:40:48 PM
I'd blame it all on Duskling.

What would you do if Ertxiem came back to life?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Cypher on June 30, 2010, 11:08:52 PM
I'd snipe him again and laugh.

What would you do if the sky was falling?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Dayn on July 01, 2010, 05:10:30 AM
Take a spaceship off of earth.


What would you do if you died?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Cypher on July 01, 2010, 06:28:50 AM
Come back to life, obviously.

What would you do if  :-* ruled the earth?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Zackirus on July 01, 2010, 08:07:31 AM
I would go to the dimension where I rule the earth

What would you do if Canada became the world’s next superpower?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Bromtaghon on July 01, 2010, 08:31:32 AM
Cry tears of happiness.

What would you do if the Main destroying the Psy Academy became canon?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Zackirus on July 01, 2010, 08:35:44 AM
Cheer because thats what I did in the game.

What would you do if B.C. joined the U.S.
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Bromtaghon on July 01, 2010, 08:37:36 AM
Get really really mad at Gordon Campbell, because the best place on Earth is about to be corrupted by Ronald McDonald, then run off to... well, any of the other provinces, I don't really have a preference.

What would you do if Washington and Oregon joined Canada?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Zackirus on July 01, 2010, 08:41:43 AM
Congradulate B.C on its expanison.

What would you do If Harper got a vote of non-confindence and Ignatiff took over as the PM of Canada?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Bromtaghon on July 01, 2010, 08:43:15 AM
Be mildly interested.  It seems like no one likes the government no matter who's leading it.

What would you do if CraigStern's cruise ship/vacation thingy was stuck in the middle of the ocean for the rest of July?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Zackirus on July 01, 2010, 08:45:02 AM
I would donate a lot of money for the rescue team!

What would you do if I were actually the Lord of Canada?

Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Bromtaghon on July 01, 2010, 08:52:05 AM
Be worried that a teen is leading our country, but be happy for you.

What would you do if the Forum Games were closed down?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Zackirus on July 01, 2010, 08:59:39 AM
Find other ways to pass my time

What would you do if they saidwith the US that Canada was about to go to war with the US
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Bromtaghon on July 01, 2010, 09:01:31 AM
Be a bit worried since I live really close to the border...

What would you do if Stephen Harper ordered all Canadians to celebrate the 4th of July?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Zackirus on July 01, 2010, 09:10:26 AM
Curse him becuase I have to buy more fireworks!

What would you do if you were told you had to vote in the next election!
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Bromtaghon on July 01, 2010, 09:14:26 AM
Vote NDP.

What would you do if you were told that the sky was falling?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Zackirus on July 01, 2010, 09:15:58 AM
Head to my Friends Minus-Two Story Basement of course!

What would you do if I said that all people from B.C. are hippies

(I know they aren't)
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Cypher on July 01, 2010, 09:18:03 AM
I'd say "Damn right!"

What would you do if Brasil won The World Cup?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Zackirus on July 01, 2010, 09:19:19 AM
So?

What would you you do if we awoke from a dream to find out that all of this forum never existed
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Cypher on July 01, 2010, 09:20:36 AM
I'd just shrug.

What would you do if I actually got creativity?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Zackirus on July 01, 2010, 09:27:01 AM
I would cheer and sing to the gods

What woudl you do if someone came into your life and made it horrible (not on-purpose though)
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: MikeW781 on July 01, 2010, 02:05:13 PM
id do what i did last time- just bump em off and pin the crime on my second least favorite person.

What'd you do if i was really a killer?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on July 01, 2010, 03:56:25 PM
Be shocked... then join you.

What would you do if Canada had a parasitic infestation?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: MikeW781 on July 01, 2010, 05:26:31 PM
Close the border, then throw out all my maple syrup, and cut down and burn our maple tree.

What would you do if i joined Nation of Hubras really really late?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on July 01, 2010, 05:32:18 PM
Be glad, better late than never.

What would you do if you found your father dying in your kitchen?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Bromtaghon on July 01, 2010, 10:48:48 PM
We have a kitchen?
Call 911.

What would you do if a dead cow came knocking at your door?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on July 01, 2010, 10:51:51 PM
I would say, "What brings you to these parts, Ert?"

What would you do if I was actually awesome?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Bromtaghon on July 01, 2010, 11:02:34 PM
What do you mean, if?

What would you do if I actually tazered a cat?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on July 01, 2010, 11:15:05 PM
I would actually laugh, but then I would take it home, nurse it, and keep it away from my bird.

What would you do if they accepted parakeets in Special Forces?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Zackirus on July 02, 2010, 07:56:55 AM
Laugh at your new recruits

What would you do if Hockey became America’s national winter sport
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Bromtaghon on July 02, 2010, 08:14:31 AM
Be sad because they might actually stand a chance against Canada, then realize we can still pwn them in curling.

What would you do if the Vancouver/Seattle 2028 Summer Games bid wins?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Zackirus on July 02, 2010, 08:33:19 AM
Cheer as the summer games are coming to Canada!

What would you do if I actually lived right next door to you
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Bromtaghon on July 02, 2010, 11:45:25 AM
Go over for sushi.
What would you do if  :-\ appeared in TSoG?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on July 02, 2010, 12:49:09 PM
Not be shocked at all, since it makes perfect sense.

What would you do for a klondike bar?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Bromtaghon on July 02, 2010, 01:09:36 PM
Eat one.

What would you do if Pirates of the Carribean: On Stranger Tides turned into a young adult vampire romance movie?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on July 02, 2010, 01:10:43 PM
I would smell Twilight all over it and murder the producer.

What would you do if I murdered the producer of Twilight?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Bromtaghon on July 02, 2010, 01:11:14 PM
W00T! Yay Dusk!

What would you do if I killed Taylor Lautner?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on July 02, 2010, 01:12:46 PM
W00T! Yay Brom!

What would you do if :o + :P + :-\ = face of the main Twilight character?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Bromtaghon on July 03, 2010, 10:52:58 PM
Edward:  :-\
Bella:  :o
Jacob:  :P

What would you do if this thread died?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: KZ on July 04, 2010, 08:44:15 AM
Nothing unusual- would barely notice it, in fact. :P


What would you do if your idea got into TSoG?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: MikeW781 on July 04, 2010, 10:43:57 AM
Cheer like crazy, and post "WoOt- MY IDEA GOT IN!"

What would you do if KZ insulted this game?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on July 04, 2010, 11:24:45 AM
Wonder why.

What would you do if your idea didn't get into TSoG?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Bromtaghon on July 04, 2010, 12:00:04 PM
Not care, really- there must be hundredst hat don't.

What would you do if... *gasp* CraigStern abandoned the Telepath series?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on July 04, 2010, 12:01:03 PM
Go out and get a life.

What would you do if I had the helmet of Mand'alor?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Bromtaghon on July 04, 2010, 12:06:31 PM
As of now you're the most qualified candidate, so I'd start fully supporting you.

What would you do if Steelfist proved he was more worthy of holding the helmet of Mand'alor?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on July 04, 2010, 12:22:58 PM
I'd respect him, since any true Mandalorian respects his Mand'alor.

What would you do if someone had been flaming for three days straight and no-one did anything about it?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Cypher on July 04, 2010, 12:34:28 PM
I wouldn't do anything  :D


What would you do if  :-* married  ;D ?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Bromtaghon on July 04, 2010, 12:40:10 PM
Remember the Breeding thread? Let's not.

What would you do if I became the Master of Cryokinesis?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on July 04, 2010, 12:51:00 PM
Be the Master of Umbrakinesis.

What would you do if I tazered the cat?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Bromtaghon on July 04, 2010, 12:54:47 PM
W00T! Yay Dusk!

What would you do if  :-\ pwned  :-*?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on July 04, 2010, 12:55:50 PM
Not be very surprised, but still wonder how.

What would you do if you just found out that Brom posted Heavan or Hell 2?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Bromtaghon on July 04, 2010, 12:59:00 PM
I would... go tazer the cat.

What would you do if  :-\ went all  ??? that it beat  :-*, who was going all  >:(?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on July 04, 2010, 01:01:39 PM
Be confuzzled.

What would you do if I made a wish here instead?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Bromtaghon on July 04, 2010, 01:03:29 PM
Direct you down the hall and on your left...
To the Formulated Enemies thread just to prank you.

What would you do if I told you that you can now hold two Elemental Master positions and that I am claiming Light?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on July 04, 2010, 01:08:19 PM
Strike you down since you are disobeying your own rules.

What would you do if you were a Gand when you woke up next morning.
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Bromtaghon on July 04, 2010, 01:10:49 PM
Be grossed out.

What if I told you I had changed the rules so that ANYONE can hold two positions?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on July 04, 2010, 01:11:48 PM
Be confuzzled.

What would you do if you were a Taung when you woke up next morning?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Bromtaghon on July 04, 2010, 01:20:03 PM
Be confuzzled.

What would you do if you were confuzzled?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on July 04, 2010, 02:01:49 PM
Try to find out why I' am confuzzled, then be confuzzled about it.

What would you do if I was confuzzled?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Bromtaghon on July 04, 2010, 02:42:53 PM
I don't know what I would do, but you would...

Be confuzzled.

What would you do if the sky fell?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on July 04, 2010, 03:46:51 PM
Watch Chicken Little for tips.

What would you do if I wasn't on for two months?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Bromtaghon on July 04, 2010, 03:48:03 PM
:) :(

What would you do if pyro blasts rained down on your dog?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on July 04, 2010, 03:49:23 PM
Be confuzzled... I don't have a dog...

What would you do if Duskie the Parakeet was Yawah?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Bromtaghon on July 04, 2010, 03:55:03 PM
Wonder what Anu was.

What would you do if Duskie the Parakeet had a dog?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on July 04, 2010, 03:56:46 PM
Wonder why poor Duskie is still alive (dogs eat parakeets :'().

What would you do if you had to pay to watch Youtube?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Bromtaghon on July 04, 2010, 04:06:09 PM
Call them cheapskates but not really be affected much.

What would you do if Steelfist actually had a steel fist?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on July 04, 2010, 04:07:43 PM
Say "Good for you, Steelfist!" then forget about it.

What would you do if I told you that your mom has rabies?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: KZ on July 04, 2010, 04:18:09 PM
Remind you that no flaming is allowed on the forums, probably. And be really scary.


What would you do if you needed a lot of cash, quickly?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on July 04, 2010, 05:08:04 PM
Ask the local mafia for a loan, luckily the money I needed was to get out of the country.

What would you do if you raided a pawn shop?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Tastidian on July 06, 2010, 12:08:00 AM
I would help you. Then stab you in the back literally JK 

What would you do if I put a fish in your underwear?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on July 06, 2010, 12:09:14 AM
Carefully remove then cook and eventually eat it.

What would you do if cypher didn't censor his "smiley?"
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Tastidian on July 06, 2010, 12:13:47 AM
Shoot my PC fry then eat it. Than get explosive diarrhea

What would you do if I throw my explosive diarrhea all over your house.
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on July 06, 2010, 12:14:59 AM
Laugh at you for not knowing the fact that I live in a cave... with an outlet...

What would you do if the Mandalorian Wars became true on these forums?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Bromtaghon on July 08, 2010, 09:30:19 PM
Carefully examine the smoking crater formerly known as Forum Games, and mourn for its losses.

What would you do if mikew781 became Light Master?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on July 08, 2010, 09:47:00 PM
Congradulate him on his success over Zackirus.

What would you do if I forgot to ask?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Bromtaghon on July 08, 2010, 09:59:16 PM
Ask what? Be specific, Dusk.

What would you do if KZ won the Rock Paper Scissors tournament without even entering?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on July 08, 2010, 11:01:36 PM
Be angry at the lack of fairness and wait for KZ to clear it up.

What would you do if someone hacked TSoG?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Bromtaghon on July 09, 2010, 03:13:13 PM
Not care, really: if they put it on the Internet, Craig can sue them (because you have to buy it, remember.)
What would you do if someone hacked TRPG2?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on July 09, 2010, 04:44:56 PM
Be surprised, then try to play it, and report the hacker.

What would you do if I fell in a ditch?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Bromtaghon on July 12, 2010, 11:12:39 AM
Hope for heavy rain.

What would you do if I fell in a lake?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on July 12, 2010, 12:32:54 PM
Hope it's Lake Alto.

What would you do if Pres returned?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Bromtaghon on July 13, 2010, 09:56:07 PM
Be mildly interested; I've never met him before, then contact KZ.
What would you do if I fell in a ditch?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on July 13, 2010, 10:55:51 PM
Get a shovel.

What would you do if you were in a ditch and you saw me with a shovel?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: pruneman on July 14, 2010, 10:14:46 AM
honestly, id beg for mercy

what would you do if nova scotia won wd4?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Bromtaghon on July 14, 2010, 10:36:38 AM
Go Zackirus!
What would you do if BC won WD4?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on July 14, 2010, 11:19:55 AM
Go Brom!

What would you do if Yukon actually dominated the world?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Zackirus on July 14, 2010, 06:22:40 PM
Be okay as they would respect Canada!

What would you do if you meet me in person?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on July 14, 2010, 06:23:54 PM
Try to see how close you came to yourself in my imagination.

What would you do if you had the chance to save the girl of your dreams... but you had to simulationously save the world?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Zackirus on July 14, 2010, 06:26:20 PM
Get out my computer and practice up on my Clichés just to be safe.

What would you do if 2012 was actually going to happen

Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on July 14, 2010, 06:31:42 PM
Not care, if 2012 is the apocolypse, there's nothing we can do about except flee to another galaxy, which isn't happening anytime soon.

What would you do if cried in your pillow while eating a teddy bear and punching your sister?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Zackirus on July 14, 2010, 06:33:47 PM
I don't have a sister nor any teddy bears. The pillow would taaste could though

What would you do If I said that I'm going to be gone from the forum for around a 4 weeks in a couple days
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on July 14, 2010, 06:35:37 PM
Tell you to post that in the "Vacation!" thread.

What would you do if  ??? + :-* = :'( + :-\?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Zackirus on July 14, 2010, 06:40:25 PM
Then say  8) + :P = ::) - :o

What if I told you I'm not going on a vacation during that time!
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on July 14, 2010, 06:42:20 PM
Tell you not to let the door hit you on the way out!

What would you do if  8) + :P = ::) - :o, but  ::) x :( = :-*?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Zackirus on July 14, 2010, 06:47:27 PM
I would say then  :-* -  8) =  ??? and then  :'( =  ::) -  :( and that  :o  x  :P =  :-\

What would you do If Craig never created the Telepath RPG Games...
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on July 14, 2010, 06:48:23 PM
Not be here, then go get a life.

What would you do if you suddenly became obese?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Zackirus on July 14, 2010, 06:50:37 PM
Not worry as I am going to a place where I will lose all my fat!

What would you do If I Conquered Norway and remanded it: Traten!
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on July 14, 2010, 06:52:34 PM
Be confuzzled on why it isn't in TSoG yet, then.

What would you do if you were in a public bathroom, you just finished taking a dump, and they ran out of toilet paper?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Zackirus on July 14, 2010, 06:56:29 PM
Ahem, I awlays carry books around with him in my backpack and I would chose my least favourite one and continue.

What would you do If snowmen became endagnered animals?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on July 14, 2010, 07:19:56 PM
Cry... hard, for snow days will never be the same again.

What would you do if my eyes were frozen shut?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Zackirus on July 15, 2010, 06:20:48 PM
Unfreeze them of course!

What would you if you got sucked into a parrell dimesion where everyone acted the opposite.
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on July 15, 2010, 07:40:57 PM
Go with the flow.

What would you do if you accidently wished you were a duck and couldn't reverse it?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Bromtaghon on July 15, 2010, 09:44:41 PM
Quack.

What would you do if  :) turned into   >:( and  :-* turned him to the dark side?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Tastidian on July 15, 2010, 11:39:32 PM
I'd say  :-* is a person from star wars who turns  :)or >:( into more :-*.

What would you do if  :-* was your face or had multiple ones and each was  ;) :) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'(?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on July 16, 2010, 07:02:39 AM
Show it of to my friends of course!

What would you do if you suddenly became invisible for no apparent reason?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Steelfist on July 16, 2010, 08:45:50 AM
Become a very successful burglar. Oh, and haunt people.

What would you do if you were trapped in a cage.
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Bromtaghon on July 16, 2010, 08:55:03 AM
Be glad it's a cage made out of ice cream, then eat it all.

What would you do if  >:( punched  :) in the gut and turned him into  :o?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on July 16, 2010, 12:07:37 PM
I would be not bothering along with this guy :-\.

What would you do you the faces left the forums. :o
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on July 16, 2010, 12:35:48 PM
Be confuzzled since I don't understand the question.

What would you do if your mom beat you with a stick, then threw you into the attic?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Bromtaghon on July 16, 2010, 02:08:18 PM
Be confuzzled since I don't have an attic.
Wait...
I'm falling!!!!!

What would you do if your dad beat you with a club and threw you in the basement?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on July 16, 2010, 03:16:51 PM
Be confuzzled because I live on the second floor. Wait... I'm falling!!!!!

What would you do if you had to do a project during summer vacation?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on July 17, 2010, 03:05:49 AM
Skip it.

What would you do if the internet (except for this forum) stopped working.

@Duskling: Taking the option of putting in faces in the forums.
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on July 17, 2010, 06:54:19 PM
Be devastated. :'( Then realize that everyone else's internet isn't working either! ;D

What would you do if I forgot to post this part?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: .:Light-God:. on July 20, 2010, 04:40:26 AM
Say "You forgot to post that part"

What would you do if a theif came in, stole you're money, stole some candy from a kid and a balloon?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Steelfist on July 20, 2010, 08:01:19 AM
Beat him up, take back the money, eat the candy, and pop the balloon. Then laugh at the devastated kid.  :-*
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on July 20, 2010, 11:05:29 AM
Good question. I would tazer you for forgetting to post it.

What would you do if the end of the world was in motion?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Steelfist on July 20, 2010, 11:21:49 AM
Stop it.

What would you do, if you were to be given the death sentence.
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on July 20, 2010, 11:23:48 AM
Make like Senator Organa and Bail.

What would you do if you lived in a cactus with your mother?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on July 20, 2010, 11:37:41 AM
I would be some sort of bird.       What would you do if cats took over the world and made you their leader
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on July 20, 2010, 11:46:21 AM
Be apalled, but then issue my first order of buisness for cats is to make them stop eating innocent parakeets/budgies.

What would you do if you realized that the purest form of hell is a presidential election?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on July 20, 2010, 11:50:15 AM
Laugh at all those people who didn't already know that.     What would you do if you were suddenly sent into the dark ages?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on July 20, 2010, 11:51:50 AM
Go "This is awesome!" and cast some weaker peasants to their doom! :-*

What would you do if I suspected you of reading Tom Clancy novels?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on July 21, 2010, 10:36:55 AM
commit seppuku to regain lost honor.

What would you do if I suspected you of being Tom Cruize?

Did I spell Cruize right?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: MikeW781 on July 21, 2010, 12:39:25 PM
Go hide in my closet. (Please tell me you watch South Park?)
Also, its Cruise.

What would you do if I won the title for pyrokinetic master?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on July 21, 2010, 02:15:44 PM
Burn you to a cinder and take the title for myself.

What would you do if your lower body disappeared?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on July 21, 2010, 03:17:41 PM
Wonder which zombie did that.

What would you do if I asked you why you would kill yourself for reading Tom Clancy novels?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on July 22, 2010, 09:49:51 AM
I would shrug.

What would you do if you were trapped in a bathroom with no way out?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on July 22, 2010, 03:15:40 PM
Read a good book, someone would find me eventually.

What would you do if you were stuck in a haunted school, with no way out, and you knew that something was going to be very startling, very soon, but you didn't know when?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: algebra15 on July 25, 2010, 12:23:02 PM
Go into the band room, and play the  startling music to get it over with.

What would you do if a Dark Spriggat didn't like you?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on July 25, 2010, 12:54:14 PM
RUN LIKE A CHEETAH WITH MAMA'S HOMEMADE CHILI ON ITS BEHIND!

What would you do if I was a CHEETAH WITH MAMA'S HOMEMADE CHILI ON ITS BEHIND?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Kindle on July 25, 2010, 01:00:49 PM
I would very kindly help you remove it, sense it's obviously causing discomfort.

What would you do if you were forced to spend time with a weird lady with lots of cats?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on July 25, 2010, 01:05:10 PM
Ask myself "Am I on The Simpsons?"

What would you do if five Spetsnaz operatives busted through your windows and told you to "come with them...?"
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: KZ on July 25, 2010, 01:38:51 PM
I would wake up quickly and realize that it's been a very bad-bad dream!

What would you do if you had to get somewhere quick, but were stuck in traffic/airport/whatnot?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on July 25, 2010, 01:40:26 PM
Get out of my car/line/whatnot, run for it, and hope that the security is as bad as they portrait it in the movies.

What would you do if you were cornered in an alleyway... by cats... who had rabies?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Kindle on July 25, 2010, 01:45:06 PM
I'd start barking like crazy and hope they ran away.

What would you do if you became award-winning actress Reese Witherspoon for a day?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: KZ on July 25, 2010, 01:47:00 PM
Be mightily-mightily confused and hope no one notices.


What would you do if you could explore another planet for a year?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on July 25, 2010, 01:48:13 PM
Study on how long a year is on that planet.

What would you do if you were shoved into a container full of spiders?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: KZ on July 25, 2010, 01:48:57 PM
Stay still, stay very still.

What would you do if you were kidnapped in the middle of the night by some ill-wishers who then drug you and stick you into the "mars mission" test tube, to be isolated from the rest of the world near Moscow for 18 months?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on July 25, 2010, 01:51:00 PM
Say "They said 'Mars Mission,' right?"

What would you do if you were isolated on Pluto for three months, Earth time.
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: MikeW781 on July 25, 2010, 01:52:49 PM
No choice. Freeze and die.  :'(

What would you do if Craig announced that the new mystery project was going to be a Barbie dress-up game?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: KZ on July 25, 2010, 01:53:49 PM
Probably die of cold or lack of oxygen within the first 5 minutes of being stuck there.


Ah, someone replied before, well for the last one then- very politely ask Craig if he's been drinking or whether his account was hacked.




What would you do if you were stuck in a place where the only food had many legs, was hairy and quite fast (and no way of "cooking" it- eat it raw)?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on July 25, 2010, 01:57:40 PM
No choice, eat the little buggers.

What would you do if my smiley got approved?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Kindle on July 25, 2010, 02:03:17 PM
Lose all faith in humanity.

What would you do if your computer just blew up?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on July 25, 2010, 02:08:41 PM
Blame it on you.

What would you do if we became enemies (Which I actually don't want to happen)?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: algebra15 on July 31, 2010, 07:36:39 AM
I would confine the two of  you to a 1mx1mx2m cell. Not each. Both.
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on July 31, 2010, 08:08:23 AM
I would tazer you for not posting a question.

what would you do if duskling became enemies with kindle. 
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: algebra15 on August 01, 2010, 07:06:05 AM
I just said that.

What would you do if your eye fell out?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on August 01, 2010, 07:15:43 AM
laugh because I'm a ghost kitty.

What would you do if the hill never existed in the first place?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Cypher on August 01, 2010, 08:54:15 AM
I'd create it ;)

What would you do if I started another account here?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on August 01, 2010, 01:24:35 PM
Probably hack it and blame it on Obama.

What would you do if all hell broke lose on the forums?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Steelfist on August 01, 2010, 01:53:26 PM
Wait for KZ to fix it.

What would you do if you were sucked into a black hole?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on August 01, 2010, 02:10:44 PM
Nothing but hope that Duskling is near some sort of civillization.

What would you do if the Grand Canyon fell apart?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on August 01, 2010, 02:11:44 PM
Smile and watch it fall.

What would you do if KZ or any other mod wasn't there when all hell broke loose?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on August 01, 2010, 02:12:54 PM
One thing, Duskling would get the administrator! ;D

What would you do if Duskling was accused of spamming?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on August 01, 2010, 02:22:51 PM
Do my best to ban him.

What would you do if Craig wasn't here either?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on August 01, 2010, 02:25:03 PM
Simple: make a new mod system. If the previous mods aren't there to stop it, we should.

What would you do if Duskling only used italics?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on August 01, 2010, 02:28:31 PM
Bugfartboy would hack him and change his password to get in.

What would you do were I to vanish off the face of the earth forever?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on August 01, 2010, 02:30:46 PM
Duskling probably wouldn't even notice.

What would you do if Duskling was to steal your computer?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on August 01, 2010, 02:31:56 PM
Bugfartboy would hunt you down and torture you to make up for it.

What would you do if the Telepath Series was to suddenly cease to exist?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Steelfist on August 02, 2010, 01:19:22 AM
Wonder what just happened.

What would you do if Duskling claimed to be female.
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Cypher on August 02, 2010, 03:33:44 AM
I'd die of laughter.

What would you do if told you of a site were you can get 5$ for every flash game you hack?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on August 02, 2010, 05:18:00 AM
Hack them instead and take it all.

What would you do if I were to launch a namelesskitty from a cannon?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Cypher on August 02, 2010, 05:59:05 AM
YIPEEEEE! He's gone!

What would you do if I had a pet cat?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: algebra15 on August 02, 2010, 09:08:53 AM
No, no, no. That's me! I'm getting a kitten! Today! And he's very cute! And fuzzy! And his name is Tigby, not like the plant, but like Digby and Pigby. And he might be coming home TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


What would you do if instead of calling you today, they called you toady?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on August 02, 2010, 09:39:40 AM
Then I would politely point out that I am called namelesskitty.

What would you do if you were not going to live to see your next birthday?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on August 02, 2010, 11:03:11 AM
I would smile and do what I would never really do unless I was going to die.

What would you do if I were to shoot a duskling from a cannon?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on August 02, 2010, 11:04:41 AM
pay two bits to watch.

What would you do if we found out that you worshiped Presentiment?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on August 02, 2010, 12:44:37 PM
Duskling would deny everything, then switch the blame on pruneman, which is more believable.

What would you do if Duskling became a spammer... or was even Presentiment?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on August 02, 2010, 12:52:23 PM
Hack Duskling and ruin his life for it.

What would you do if Bugfartboy was an AI?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on August 02, 2010, 01:04:22 PM
Wonder how bugfartboy makes spelling mistakes, and why he talks in 3rd person.

What would you do if a fifty pound chocolate bar hit you over the head?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on August 02, 2010, 01:08:29 PM
Throw it at Duskling and "share" it.

What would you do if Bugfartboy was Duskling?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on August 02, 2010, 05:23:47 PM
tell Craig and get you both banned.

what would you do if pruneman worshiped you.
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on August 02, 2010, 05:32:46 PM
Not care whatsoever.

What would you do if someone came and just hit you over the head for no reason, and vanished?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on August 02, 2010, 05:52:56 PM
curse.

what would you do if you exploded?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on August 17, 2010, 10:56:35 PM
Take you with me.

What would you do if I could stop time and make people do what I want.
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on August 17, 2010, 11:54:11 PM
Probably what you want.

What would you do if you only had one day left to live.
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on August 17, 2010, 11:59:30 PM
Do everything I normally wouldn't do.

What would you do if a guest's actions read:
Nothing, or nothing you can see...

Like they are right now?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on August 18, 2010, 05:13:02 PM
Do everything I normally wouldn't do.

What would you do if a guest's actions read:
Nothing, or nothing you can see...

Like they are right now?
Be confused, and make a thread about it.

What would you do if I told you I already made a thread about that topic?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Mopman on August 18, 2010, 05:27:56 PM
Die of shock.

What would you do if K.Z. killed Craig, took over the series and made it about fluffy bunnies?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on August 18, 2010, 05:47:41 PM
Laugh and sue KZ for usurping The Creator.

What would you do if light was dark and dark was light?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Mopman on August 18, 2010, 05:52:44 PM
Go and play Telepath backwards.

What would you do if I made a cake?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on August 18, 2010, 06:00:42 PM
Eat it and enslave you.

What would you do if I was a jinn?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Mopman on August 18, 2010, 06:24:47 PM
Shake your hand with a shock buzzer.

What would you do if I shook your hand with a shock buzzer?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on August 18, 2010, 06:34:48 PM
Laugh in a friendly way then kill you in your sleep.

What would you do if I killed you in your sleep?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Cypher on August 19, 2010, 04:03:09 AM
I'd kill in your dreams!

What would you do if I became a Mod?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Mopman on August 19, 2010, 06:26:26 AM
Head for the bunker, the apocalypse is coming.

What would you do if Craig had really made it Nerf RPG?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Cypher on August 19, 2010, 08:34:15 AM
NOOO!!!!! :-[ :-X :'(

What would you do if Pres came back?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Mopman on August 19, 2010, 09:15:07 AM
Put a hit out on him.

What would you do I Craig was never born?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Cypher on August 19, 2010, 09:17:41 AM
That would suck.

What would you do if you met me?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Mopman on August 19, 2010, 09:19:54 AM
Not recognize you without a ball of flames in your hands.

What would you do if you met me?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on August 19, 2010, 10:24:58 AM
not recognize you without you being a mop.

What would you do if you met me?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Zackirus on August 19, 2010, 10:46:26 AM
Pet you and give you some milk and fish

What would you do if you suddenly went back in time and became 4 again.
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Mopman on August 19, 2010, 10:52:51 AM
Get you back in 20 years.

What would you do if K.Z. stood for Killer Zackirus?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on August 19, 2010, 11:35:41 AM
know "nothing"

what would you do if you were presentiment?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Cypher on August 19, 2010, 11:36:43 AM
I'd make another account.

What would you do if you woke up while being robbed?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on August 19, 2010, 11:38:01 AM
call the police.

what would you do if you exploded?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Cypher on August 19, 2010, 11:39:39 AM
As a spirit, look at the pieces of my body on the floor...

What would you do if you could walk on clouds?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on August 19, 2010, 11:41:25 AM
walk on clouds.

what would you do if you were suddenly teleported to cerra bella?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Cypher on August 19, 2010, 11:43:53 AM
Become a psy.

What would you do if your PC could talk?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Mopman on August 19, 2010, 11:50:42 AM
Have a nice chat.

What would you do if you started punching yourself?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: MikeW781 on August 19, 2010, 11:53:26 AM
Stop.

What would you do if your hair caught on fire?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Mopman on August 19, 2010, 11:59:43 AM
Take a picture, then pour water on it.

What would you do if the cult came to our world?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: MikeW781 on August 19, 2010, 12:13:58 PM
Laugh. Christianity beat them to it.
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Mopman on August 19, 2010, 01:07:02 PM
uh, you gonna post? what would I do if you didn't post a question? Run around screaming.

What would you do if 2012 is really the end of the world?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on August 19, 2010, 02:29:46 PM
nothing, or maybe scream in hysterics.

what would you do if I became part of Sam the unheard?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Mopman on August 19, 2010, 04:31:23 PM
Cry, as now there is no longer a representation of all the holy kitties everywhere.

What would you do if I was actually a talking mop?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: MikeW781 on August 19, 2010, 07:08:01 PM
Chuckle, then sell you for serious cash to the government.

What would you do if KZ never came back?

Laugh. Christianity beat them to it.
Darn! I forgot, and i think thats my first time in this thread!
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on August 19, 2010, 07:09:54 PM
Wonder where he went and if Ert and Craig alone are enough to keep this forum in order.

What would you do if a Stuka went down on your home?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: MikeW781 on August 19, 2010, 07:11:26 PM
Google what a Stuka was, then run from the bomber plane used primarily in WWII.

What would you do if Craig tried to ban KZ for no reason?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on August 19, 2010, 07:14:48 PM
Wonder what in the world would Craig's #2 would do to get banned, then wonder the same thing as before, "Are Craig and Ert alone enough to keep the forum in order?"

What would you do if a Katyusha was positioned right in front of your home, but couldn't fire at you (since it really can't position itself in a way to fire at point blank or so)?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Mopman on August 19, 2010, 08:03:46 PM
Hit the deck, songs are explosive you know.

What would you do if google crashed?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on August 19, 2010, 08:08:55 PM
Go :O then wait for it to get back, they're a multi-millionaire company. Then try to sue if they don't.

What would you do if I went back to the trend of changing my avatar rapidly?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on August 19, 2010, 08:26:28 PM
Call my owl assassin and make her kill you while you were changing your avatar and enormous yet cool sig.
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Mopman on August 20, 2010, 06:40:13 AM
uhhhhhh. I question you holy. That is what I would do if you didn't post a question.

What would you do if robots took over the world?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Cypher on August 20, 2010, 07:33:07 AM
Start a Resistance, and win the world back!

What would you do if Craig gave TSoG away to people for free?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Mopman on August 20, 2010, 07:36:46 AM
Party like is 1985. Then immediately play it.

What would you do if Bill Gates took over the world?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on August 20, 2010, 11:11:14 AM
Make it into a movie called: "Revenge of the Nerd."

What would you do if Steve Jobs took over the world?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Mopman on August 20, 2010, 06:38:19 PM
Who?

What would you do if Hitler and Housain came back from the grave to take over the world together?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on August 20, 2010, 09:26:36 PM
Pose as a facist extremeist fake muslim and go unharmed.

What would you do if presentiment found out how to break craigg's permaban?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on August 20, 2010, 11:11:47 PM
Report him to the mods. Have you gotten the PM yet?

WHat would you do if the '60 came back.


(It's spelled 'Hussein', not Housain... I think)
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on August 20, 2010, 11:30:39 PM
Yes I have, cool huh. I would wear tye dye and flipflops and ratty bellbottoms, I already have the right hair.

What would you do if I was an intelligenge operative?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on August 20, 2010, 11:39:14 PM
Well, the first thing I would do would be to find out exactly what an "intelligenge" operative did...
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on August 20, 2010, 11:41:25 PM
I would TAZER THE MATH!!!!!

What would you do if zi forgot to post this?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on August 26, 2010, 08:24:21 PM
TAZER THE CAT!!!

(I'm not sure if this has been used before or not but):
What would you do-oo for a Klondike Bar?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on August 26, 2010, 08:34:53 PM
What would I do for a Klondike bar? Steal it while the guy who's holding it isn't looking. :D

What would you do if you weren't religious?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on August 26, 2010, 08:36:42 PM
Commit suicide because I rely more or less on it for moral, ethical, and emotional support.

What would you do if I was an athlete?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on August 26, 2010, 08:42:13 PM
Ask if you have ever eaten a cheesburger before, and offer to buy one no matter what the reply.

What would you do if my home was on fire?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on August 26, 2010, 08:43:56 PM
Grab a lawn chair and a pair of sunglasses to watch it turn to ash.

What would you do if I was a male model?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on August 26, 2010, 08:45:15 PM
If you didn't ask what would I do... I would... TAZER THE BUG'S FART'S BOY!

What would you do if I tazered the bug's fart's boy?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on August 26, 2010, 08:46:36 PM
Tazer back.

Why does the phrase "An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth." come to mind?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on August 26, 2010, 08:48:29 PM
If someone took one of my eyes and one of my teeth, I'd rip off their entire head! :D

What would you do-oo for the Klondike Bar commercials to stop?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on August 26, 2010, 08:52:57 PM
A list too long to name.

What would you do-oo if I was...
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on August 26, 2010, 08:54:05 PM
...Unprepared? Jump you with my trusty '47, o' course!

What would you do if you were unprepared?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on August 26, 2010, 08:56:10 PM
Run to you and make you take my place.

What would you do if you weren't a human?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on August 26, 2010, 08:57:16 PM
Take advantage of my new form... AS A SMILEY!!! :-*

What would you do if I was a smiley?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on August 26, 2010, 08:59:41 PM
Delete you.

What would you do if I were to ralph all over you?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on August 29, 2010, 04:11:44 PM
Probably ralph all over you, too.

What would you do if you were given a choice between piloting a Mikoyan MiG-29 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MiG-29#Improved_versions) and a Sukhoi Su-27 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sukhoi_Su-27)?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on August 29, 2010, 06:11:34 PM
Wonder what on earth they are.

What would you do if I was born yesterday?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on August 29, 2010, 06:59:37 PM
Wonder what on earth you are.

What would you do if you clicked on the links given above and found out that the things I mentioned were aircraft?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on August 29, 2010, 07:31:18 PM
Probably ignore what the site said.

What would you do-oo for immortality?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: KZ on August 31, 2010, 12:39:17 PM
Live long enough for that to become a distinct possibility.


What would you do if you won the lottery?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on August 31, 2010, 01:56:38 PM
Put it in a bank account and let it build up for the rest of my immortal life.

What would you do had KZ not returned?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on August 31, 2010, 04:26:49 PM
Hope Ert has everything under control.

What would you do if a puma moved in?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on August 31, 2010, 08:31:12 PM
Make friends with it and have it attack whoever told it to move in in the first place.

What would you do if KZ was still away, Ert lost control, and Craig abandoned us?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 02, 2010, 06:22:30 PM
Declare myself king. (And continue to let The Holy Namelesskitty be archpriest)

What would you do if I said yes?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 02, 2010, 06:31:54 PM
Hurt you for no reason.

What would you do If I said no?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 02, 2010, 06:34:54 PM
Tell you that my relationships don't last just 5 seconds. Won't. Wouldn't.

What would you do if I dinged?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 02, 2010, 06:47:37 PM
Answer the door.

What would you do if I was merely a figment of your imagination?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 03, 2010, 02:04:38 PM
Wonder if I was, too.

What would you do if your doctor had bad news and worse news?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 04, 2010, 07:19:38 AM
Get both of them, find out that I have emotional problems, scream "I DON'T HAVE EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS!!!!", run out of the room, grab someone and take them to the top of the empire state building after wiring it to explode at the touch of a button, then push the button.

What would you do if I was emotionally distressed?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 04, 2010, 11:44:33 AM
Run and hide.

What would you do if there was a spoilermaze?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 04, 2010, 01:26:45 PM
Ignore it in a fit of maniacal laughter.

What would you do if I was wearing a black cape, had wings, pale skin, a fear of sunlight, fangs, and started laughing evilly?
Spoiler
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! BY CLICKING TH SPOILER, YOU ARE NOW MY SLAVE!!!!
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 04, 2010, 01:28:23 PM
Assume you had been hit on the head, and hit you again to return you to factory settings.

What would you do if I forgot to post?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 04, 2010, 01:29:45 PM
Tazer the homework!!!!

What would you do if I was a pencil?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on September 04, 2010, 02:12:27 PM
Use you to write, plain and simple.

What would you do if you were a bug's fart?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 04, 2010, 02:16:10 PM
Feel sorry for the bug. It's hard for a bug to fart a bugfartboy you know.

What would you do if you had explosive diarrhea?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 04, 2010, 02:35:02 PM
Wait 4 seconds, chuck it at somone I didn't like, and take cover.

What would you do if I said I wasn't the Demon Prince of Math?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 04, 2010, 03:16:15 PM
Not believe you.

What would you do if I was living in your house/apartment?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 04, 2010, 03:49:17 PM
Ask for rent.

What would you do if you found a Nazi on The Moon?

Link: Rocket Ship Gallileo (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocket_Ship_Galileo)
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 04, 2010, 08:55:16 PM
Smile, wave, and press the self destruct of course Algebra17!

What would you do if I was hacking your computer right now?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 04, 2010, 09:04:06 PM
Tell you that I'm a more l33t haxxor than you.

What would you do if I went to sleep?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 04, 2010, 09:25:35 PM
Stay in my nice cozy corner until you are asleep. Then do what farting bugboys do best. MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

What would you do if I farted on you?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 04, 2010, 09:35:18 PM
Spray you with "Wet Dog" defragrant odorant.

What would you do if you had leukemia?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 04, 2010, 09:38:59 PM
Worry.

What would you do if Craig was Pres.?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on September 04, 2010, 09:39:35 PM
Worry.

What would you do if you were stranded in a dark and scary swamp?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Steelfist on September 04, 2010, 09:41:13 PM
Worry!

What would you do if you were being tortured.
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 04, 2010, 09:42:52 PM
Worry.

What would you do if every answer from this point in was "Worry"?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 04, 2010, 09:47:31 PM
Idk.

What would you do if it wasn't?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 04, 2010, 09:50:50 PM
Worry.

What would you do if I had a Duckling for my dinner?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Steelfist on September 04, 2010, 09:55:58 PM
Worry.

What if you weren't able to worry.
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 04, 2010, 10:00:36 PM
Not worry because I can't worry.

What would you do if the link in my sig was awesome? (Click It!!)
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 05, 2010, 05:11:07 AM
Worry?

What would you do if a kitten drowned you in a water barrel?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 05, 2010, 06:24:44 AM
Drown it instead. I hate cats :P

What would you do if I didn't ask what would you do?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Cypher on September 05, 2010, 06:28:22 AM
I wouldn't reply.

What would you do if you found out I changed my name twice today?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 05, 2010, 06:49:58 AM
Say you had multiple-personality disorder.

What would you do if you actually did?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Cypher on September 05, 2010, 06:53:08 AM
I did do it. I used to be Cypher.

What would you do if you went to New York?

Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Steelfist on September 05, 2010, 07:00:45 AM
Worry.

What would you do if you left New York?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Cypher on September 05, 2010, 07:02:51 AM
Impossible.

What would you do if 5 active members joined the forums?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 05, 2010, 07:17:56 AM
Impossible.

What would you do if Spore wasn't as epic?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Cypher on September 05, 2010, 07:33:46 AM
Never heard of it.

What would you do if you went back in time to the Victorian Age?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Steelfist on September 05, 2010, 07:35:52 AM
Travel back to the present.

What would you do if you were eaten by an undead crocodile.
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 05, 2010, 09:31:55 AM
Say "In a while, crocodile," and burn my way out with holy water.

What would you do if I ate an undead crocodile?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 05, 2010, 10:10:05 AM
Scream.

What would you do if I was in trouble?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 05, 2010, 10:25:01 AM
Depends on the trouble.

What would you do if I forgot a question, and was tazer-proof?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 05, 2010, 11:18:28 AM
Slap you.

What would you do if you were a tree?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Cypher on September 05, 2010, 11:19:45 AM
Grow.

What would you do if you lived inside the earth?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 05, 2010, 11:21:02 AM
Exist peacefully until someone pollutes the earth. Oops! Too late!!! *Kaboom!!!*
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 05, 2010, 05:47:09 PM
TAZE!!!!
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 05, 2010, 06:33:36 PM
TAZE THE DUCK!!!
Spoiler
Mmm... Roast Duck. *nom nom nom*

What would you do if I was the Arch Preist of Craiginism?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 05, 2010, 06:36:38 PM
I thought you were...

What would you do if 101010 were the answer to life, the universe and everything.
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 05, 2010, 06:42:51 PM
Hope for the worst.

What would you do if you had a severe case of Lung Cancer?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 06, 2010, 03:05:31 PM
Stop smoking.

What would you do if you were addicted to toaster ovens?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: KZ on September 06, 2010, 03:33:02 PM
Buy one.

What would you do when in a highly crowded space, everyone around you suddenly sneezed at the same time?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Ertxiem on September 06, 2010, 04:03:16 PM
Sneeze too and try to blend in.

What would you do if the keys in your keyboard started changing place on their own?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 06, 2010, 04:04:49 PM
O epi;f dsu
Fstm
/

What would you do if you glowed green in the dark?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: KZ on September 06, 2010, 04:08:45 PM
Become a popular DJ.

What would you do if hamsters went on a rampage?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on September 06, 2010, 04:16:24 PM
Hang at least twelve hamsters outside of our cities to show that we mean business.

What would you do if you were caught in a piranha feeding frenzy?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: KZ on September 06, 2010, 04:18:27 PM
Get out of there, fast! And catch some fish along the way and cook them- what with all the excitement I'll be hungry.

What would you do if everyone suddenly started changing their usernames, eh?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on September 06, 2010, 04:19:57 PM
Wonder why are they changing their usernames, then demand an explanation.

What would you do if there was a game about a Tyrannosaurus Rex on a treadmill? 
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 06, 2010, 04:20:34 PM
Play it.

What would you do if people kept blocking your posts with their own?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on September 06, 2010, 04:21:11 PM
Wonder why, then demand an explanation.

What would you do if I blocked your post with mine?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 06, 2010, 04:23:17 PM
You already did earlier.

What would you do if people didn't understand you?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 06, 2010, 04:53:32 PM
Cry.

What would you do if ducks were illeagal?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on September 06, 2010, 04:54:36 PM
Report Duckling to the authorities.

What would you do if ducks were illegal and you were a duck?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 06, 2010, 05:10:31 PM
Eat myself.

What would you do if no one cared about you?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 06, 2010, 05:21:17 PM
Care.

What would you do if I had said "Cry"?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 06, 2010, 05:22:36 PM
Slap you.

What would you do if I slapped you?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 06, 2010, 05:25:56 PM
Cry.

What would you do if I had to go in 5 minutes?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 06, 2010, 05:32:00 PM
Want a very long conversation.

What would you do if I became Master of Darkness?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: KZ on September 06, 2010, 05:34:00 PM
Laugh. That's one funny thread that is.


What would you do if there was no night?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 06, 2010, 05:35:09 PM
Sew my eyes shut.

What would you do if the random stranger walking in the dark became Master of Darkness?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 06, 2010, 06:06:45 PM
Scream at the unfairness.
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on September 06, 2010, 06:07:38 PM
TAZER THE DUCK!

What would you do if I tazered the duck?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 06, 2010, 06:15:19 PM
Cheer and join you!!! :)

What would you do if KZ won Master of Shadow?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 06, 2010, 06:16:50 PM
Cheer and clap. Total dark horse (get it? DARK horse? Come on, laugh DARN YOU LAUGH).

What would you do if KZ won?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 06, 2010, 06:18:10 PM
Cheer while silently resenting starting the challenge in the first place.

What would you do if I won Master of Shadow?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 06, 2010, 06:19:08 PM
Boo and hiss? No, jk. Heartily congratulate you.

What would you do if I tazed you for no reason?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on September 06, 2010, 06:20:05 PM
Fall on the floor and twitch a little.

What would you do if I ruled the forum?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 06, 2010, 06:20:57 PM
Get scared and delete my account. Then change my real name and go into hiding.

What would you do if there was no color?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 06, 2010, 06:22:01 PM
Adapt to not have cones in my eyes. They suck.

What would you do if there were 1000 years of darkness?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 06, 2010, 06:23:25 PM
Get night vision.

What would you do if I could physically get anywhere through the internet?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on September 06, 2010, 06:23:55 PM
Sharpen my kitchen knives and hope for the best.

What would you do if the forum had an eerie background music?

Quote from: Arch Priest of Craiginism
Get scared and delete my account. Then change my real name and go into hiding.
Now that is just mean.
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 06, 2010, 06:25:13 PM
Die of a heart attack next time someone tried to open my door.

What would you do if I said "Boo!"?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 06, 2010, 06:26:48 PM
Die of heart attack.
Sharpen my kitchen knives and hope for the best.

What would you do if the forum had an eerie background music?

Quote from: Arch Priest of Craiginism
Get scared and delete my account. Then change my real name and go into hiding.
Now that is just mean.
I was joking.
What would you do if I was a genius?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 06, 2010, 06:28:28 PM
Consider the bar lowered? No, that's also just mean. I'm sorry. Run and hide.

I wish people would always give me a straight answer when I asked what they would do.
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 06, 2010, 06:29:24 PM
TAZE!!! This is what would you do.

What would you do if Duckling was Duskling and Duskling was Pres?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 06, 2010, 06:36:12 PM
Wonder if Pres was back as Duckling and Duskling was banned.

What would you do in the event of a system crash?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 06, 2010, 06:45:58 PM
Cry and beg the people at Microsoft for a new one.

What would you do if I was a vampire?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 06, 2010, 06:49:08 PM
Get wolfsbane.

What would you do if I was a werewolf?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on September 06, 2010, 06:50:48 PM
Stock up some silver ammo.

What would you do if I was Fidel Castro?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 06, 2010, 06:53:34 PM
Ask for part of Cuba.

What would you do if I was a very nice, so nice that I'm the nicest I can be without bordering on being something not nice at all werewolf.
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 06, 2010, 07:12:05 PM
Keep you as a pet in a very nice way.

What would you do if I kept you as a pet?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 06, 2010, 07:16:46 PM
Voice my opinion that I didn't want to be a pet?

What would you do if I asked a stupid question?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 06, 2010, 07:25:56 PM
Answer in a stupid way.
You are now my pet werewolf.
What would you do if you enjoyed being a pet?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 07, 2010, 02:50:38 PM
Eat lots of tennis balls.

What would you do if I were a very expensive pet?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 07, 2010, 02:52:18 PM
Not bother and keep you anyways. You don't see many duck/werewolf pets now-a-days.

What would you do if you knew my Facebook?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 07, 2010, 03:07:33 PM
Stalk! No, jk. Nothing.

What would you do about the Cold War if you were Truman?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 07, 2010, 03:10:01 PM
I don't know. Cry. Then surrender.

What would you do if you were a farting bugboy who became the Arch-Preist of Craiginism?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 10, 2010, 06:30:03 PM
Be formerly known as bugfartboy.

What would you do if you were spiderman?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 10, 2010, 11:42:01 PM
Squash myself. Ewww spiders!!!

What would you do if I squashed you?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 11, 2010, 08:30:36 AM
Come back as an un-squashable ghost.
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 11, 2010, 10:16:57 AM
TAZE!!!

What would you do if I granted wishes?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 11, 2010, 11:12:36 AM
Assume you corrupted them, too.

What would you do if my cat clawed your face, like in Robot wants Puppy?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 11, 2010, 11:35:02 AM
Be a robot. Then throw a clawing cat at you.

What would you do if I didn't corrupt wishes?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 12, 2010, 07:43:26 AM
Grant them.

What would you do if I started calling im2smart4u "The Forum's Biggest Jerk" in my quotes?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 12, 2010, 10:14:43 AM
Agree with you. He can be. But he can occasionally make some good points.

What would you do if Craig died, but no one knew, and I filled in for him by accessing his account and computer, and decided to throw SinisterDesign down the metaphorical toilet?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on September 12, 2010, 11:30:39 AM
Probably be mad that this happened because, besides this, I have very little else in my life.

What would you do if no-one loved you?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 12, 2010, 11:36:34 AM
Feel unloved. Duh. :P

What would you do if you had a life?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 12, 2010, 03:47:09 PM
do noting different, I already have one.

what would you do if I was presentiment in disguise, ready to spring up and flame, spam and be a jerk.
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Zackirus on September 12, 2010, 03:49:58 PM
Say, "Oh Goodie!"

What would you do if I left the forums?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 12, 2010, 04:02:01 PM
not much.

what would you do if                                   
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Ertxiem on September 12, 2010, 04:42:15 PM
I'd murmur.

What would you do if the sky became green?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 12, 2010, 04:49:12 PM
Write a poem about it.

What would you do if it happened?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on September 12, 2010, 05:01:01 PM
Briefly wonder what "it" is then demand an explanation.

What would you do if I was Duckling, and Duckling was Craig, but Craig was PinkPanzer, and PinkPanzer was me?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 12, 2010, 05:03:10 PM
Know that you all were presentiment

What would you do if craiginism became an official religion (I'm considering making a wiki page)
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Zackirus on September 15, 2010, 12:11:27 PM
Laugh, as I have been doing, at your silly war.

What would you do if I made a game to compete with the Telepath games, (they are just as good!)
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 15, 2010, 12:20:56 PM
Play them and leave Sinister Design for good.

What would you do if I was Lord Canada?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Zackirus on September 15, 2010, 12:23:29 PM
Wonder how  I got the quote from you even though I started using the quote way before you came here.

What would you do if you found out that you were not a bug!
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Zackirus on September 15, 2010, 12:29:25 PM
Wonder why you are breaking the first commandment

What would you do if you found out that Presentiment was actually me!
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Zackirus on September 15, 2010, 12:43:59 PM
Think that you were being as bad a I am with my name!

What would you do if you found out that im2smart4u was the real creator of sinister design and the telepath RPG games.
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 15, 2010, 12:45:27 PM
Get very scared. He can be a bit of a jerk on occasion.

What would you do if up was down and what was once down, was penguins?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Zackirus on September 15, 2010, 12:47:26 PM
wonder what right and left were

Wat would you do, the the whole world was just a figment of your imagation.
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 15, 2010, 12:49:30 PM
Imagine it full of... NO!!! Inappropriate.

What would you do if right was left and left was paper in addition to up being down and down being penguins?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Zackirus on September 15, 2010, 12:55:02 PM
Get out some fish and lighters so I could get away from the paper an birds.

What would you do, if the only thing that existed in the world was the forum, Telepath Rpg, and the regular forum members.
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 15, 2010, 12:57:15 PM
RAZER TAZER ROBOTS!!!! (it's a new game. A sequel to Rock'em Sock'em Robots)

What would you do if there was no such thing as skin?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Zackirus on September 15, 2010, 12:58:28 PM
Live my life in a bubble (I did an action!)

What would you do if nothing was real!
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 15, 2010, 01:00:45 PM
Nothing.

What would you do if Canada was to become North Massachusets and join the USA?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Zackirus on September 15, 2010, 01:07:43 PM
Move to Britain

What would you do if if real life was actually an RP and you were being controlled as a character.
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 15, 2010, 01:32:55 PM
Nothing that I wanted to do.

What would you do if the alphabet was suddenly reversed on you?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on September 15, 2010, 04:07:45 PM
I don't know... does it matter?

What would you do if you could make a trip to the past and back, but only once?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 15, 2010, 04:55:36 PM
Go back and outshine Einstien by giving America the Atomic bomb first.

What would you do if I was Spongebob?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 17, 2010, 07:36:00 PM
Burn you.

What would you do if the person you like liked you back, but neither person knows if the other does, and it's just awkward? I think you might have to be me.

(Zain, close your eyes) (Seriously.)
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on September 17, 2010, 08:10:03 PM
Well, I would wonder if she likes me, ask one of my friends that some of her friends tell some stuff about her, and if I find out she likes me, get her flowers on the next day and propose marriage. :D

What would you do if you were that lonely?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 17, 2010, 08:12:23 PM
Say that I was with you 100% until the marriage thing.

Whay would you do if nothing mattered?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on September 17, 2010, 08:16:12 PM
Well... if that were the case, I'd either be in a depression or already an emo, which I'm not, but if I was, I'd probably lie in bed until things mattered again.

What would you do if you found out that you know me from somewhere?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 17, 2010, 08:18:59 PM
Call you Duskling when I saw you.

What would you do if I was the creator of Higher?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 18, 2010, 08:37:07 AM
not care, I have no idea what that is.

what would you do if you found out that you liked me in real life?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 18, 2010, 09:57:16 AM
EEEEEEP!!!! NOO!!! God, NOOO!!! @$#%^#%$%U&$#!!!!

What would you do if you were blind, and could not see?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on September 18, 2010, 11:55:28 AM
Briefly wonder how it happened, then demand an explanation shortly before bumping into a wall.

What would you do if I demanded an explanation?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 18, 2010, 01:35:13 PM
Bump you into another wall.

What would you do if I was sitting behind you right now, invisible, and watching every move you make?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 18, 2010, 01:41:12 PM
Wonder how the hell you were in a wall.

What would you do if you had an airplane?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on September 18, 2010, 02:06:08 PM
Briefly wonder how I got it, demand an explanation, then yell at the idiots you sent an airplane to a blind person.

What would you do if you were two smileys combined into one?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 18, 2010, 02:13:26 PM
Go around being an upstanding citizen, and then at night, go around being... an even more upstanding citizen. (*cough ... Two-fa.. *cough*)

What would you do if you could be immortal due to stem cell research?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 18, 2010, 02:14:45 PM
Slap some sense into whoever discovered and announced it.

What would you do if I were to imitate Duskling so well that you couldnt tell the difference between us?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 18, 2010, 02:15:48 PM
Say, "Hi, Duskling" to the one that knew more about Star Wars.
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on September 18, 2010, 02:23:22 PM
I would TAZER THE DUCK!!!

What would you do if I TAZERED THE DUCK?!?!?!
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 18, 2010, 02:25:24 PM
Quack loudly, twitch a bit, and fall sideways.

What would you do if I forgot a question twice in a row?

Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on September 18, 2010, 02:26:46 PM
I wouldn't tazer the duck immediately, as that would be harsh, instead I would nurse the thing back to health, then I would TAZER THE DUCK!!!

Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 18, 2010, 02:27:48 PM
TAZER THE SHADOW FIGHTER!
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 18, 2010, 02:28:20 PM
TAZER!!!!!!!!!!!

What would you do if I were to
imitate Duskling so well that you couldnt tell the difference between us?
And know just as much about star wars?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on September 18, 2010, 02:33:13 PM
Look at you, then in the mirror, then be very confused.

What would you do if I forgot to post the question two posts above on purpose, just to see your reactions?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 18, 2010, 02:35:08 PM
Feel cheated out of an honest TAZE!!!

What would you do if someone burned the Qur'an?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on September 18, 2010, 02:38:49 PM
Wonder why they did it, but then let it go, as I' am not Islam... or am I?

What would you do if I was Islam?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 18, 2010, 02:40:25 PM
Accept the sad truth and wait for you to shoot me to uphold the Islamic text.

What would you do if CHRISTIANS started shooting people who didn't convert to Christianity?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 18, 2010, 02:43:50 PM
Be scared, as 75% of the country is Christian. Thoughts like that are why I don't like organized religion.

What would you do if I edited my post to have a real question, and make you look like a fool for tazing me?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on September 18, 2010, 02:44:57 PM
Tazer the duck... again, and again, and again.

What would you do if I were atheist?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 18, 2010, 02:46:36 PM
Rejoice! There is still hope!

What would you do if I had to go eat dinner now?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 18, 2010, 02:50:24 PM
Tazer you.

What would you do if you realized that I'm right about God, but it was too late for you?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on September 18, 2010, 02:53:21 PM
Accept it, if it's too late, it's too late.

What would you do if I were really a hellspawn?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 18, 2010, 02:56:33 PM
Not care. I care for life.

What would you do if Lucifer were to walk in your front door and demand you worship him?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on September 18, 2010, 02:59:00 PM
Slam the door in his face, or, if hadn't opened the door, pretend no-one's home.

What would you do for a cool pair of shades?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 18, 2010, 03:00:51 PM
Steal them off Obama's head. Why he's spending money that's not his, I don't know.

What would you do if I were right next to you?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on September 18, 2010, 03:04:43 PM
Say hi, then post, "Hey guys, APOC is sitting right next to me!"

What would you do if you had the choice on whether to impeach Obama?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 18, 2010, 03:07:12 PM
Impeach him.

What would you do if Train of Thought were revived?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on September 18, 2010, 03:08:58 PM
Play it.

What would you do if snakes were raining down from the sky... while wearing underwear?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 18, 2010, 03:11:56 PM
Wonder how snakes could wear underwear.

What would you do if I were acually Obama?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 18, 2010, 03:14:00 PM
Obama's Christian?

What would you do if I said that humans were not just "put here", and were actually the result of billions of years of EVOLUTION, and NATURAL SELECTION!?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 18, 2010, 03:15:47 PM
Smack you.

What would you do if we really were decendent of blue-green, foamy, pond-scum?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 18, 2010, 03:17:38 PM
No, no, no! Pond scum is our 3.45*10^2854th cousin once removed!

What would you do if I was right?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 18, 2010, 03:19:44 PM
Smack you.

What would you do if you were to become like Saul on the road to Damascus?
Spoiler
Acts of the Apostles 9
Suddenly, while he was traveling to Damascus and just before he reached the city, there came a light from heaven all around him. He fell to the ground, and then he heard a voice saying, "Saul, Saul, why are you persecuting me?" "Who are you, Lord?" he asked, and the voice answered, "I am Jesus, and you are persecuting me. Get up now and go into the city, and you will be told what you have to do." The men traveling with Saul stood there speechless, for though they had heard the voice they could see no one. Saul got up from the ground, but even with his eyes wide open he could see nothing at all, and they had to lead him into Damascus by the hand. For three days he was without his sight, and took neither food nor drink.
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 18, 2010, 03:29:53 PM
Oh, like Morgen the 14th's Holy Light attack! I have light resistance, so it doesn't affect me. And Saul was an idiot for not eating nor drinking. Blind men get pity, and pity gets food.

What would you do if you were pecked to death by Galapagos Finches, all with DIFFERENT BEAK SIZES, because of their repective ecological niches, and their origin lying in NATURAL SELECTION?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 18, 2010, 07:34:59 PM
Tell you that this is a stupid string of random contradictions and that you two are just trying to override your opponent, not come to a logical conclusion.

What would you do if natural selection was dictated by god (of any Abrahamic religion)?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 18, 2010, 07:37:28 PM
Smile and congratulate you because you are partially right.

What would you do if I were a crazy man living in a chocolate factory who invited 5 kids to tour my factory and one of them was named Charlie Bucket?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 18, 2010, 07:41:29 PM
Think you were Willy Wonka.

What would you do if I said that it was against your religion to smack Duckling, ie all that turn the other cheek business.
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 18, 2010, 07:44:14 PM
Smack you. A good deal of the US military are Christian.

What would you do if I were Willie Wonka?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 18, 2010, 07:48:39 PM
Sit in my comfy chair and continue to post.

What would you say if I tried to reconcile your religious views and Ducklings Nahillist views with my atheistic existentialist views?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 18, 2010, 08:06:17 PM
Wonder what the heck you meant in your last post.

What would you do if I were under your bed?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 18, 2010, 08:09:01 PM
Wonder how you could fit in with all those drawers.

What who'd you do if I told you that my gender?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 18, 2010, 08:16:06 PM
Be thankful and leave you alone about it.

What would you do if I were a 20 year old?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 18, 2010, 08:19:05 PM
Be surprised at all the original grammatical errors in your story (no offense).

What would you do if you took offense?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 18, 2010, 08:36:42 PM
Be offended.

What would you do if a giraffe's neck was long because he stretched it all day? (LeMarc, not Matt LeBlanc)
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 18, 2010, 08:40:56 PM
Hate you for not posting that in the proper place, ie the topic I made in the politics section.
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 18, 2010, 08:42:35 PM
TAZER THE CAT.

What do you mean? I didn't mean for this to be a theology thing. If it were, there are several tribal mythologies that back me up on this.

Anyway, what would you do if it were?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 18, 2010, 08:44:33 PM
What were?

What would you do if I was stalking you.
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 18, 2010, 08:47:13 PM
Exactly.

What would you do if you had to play Horror Simulator. Over. And Over. And over??
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on September 18, 2010, 08:47:36 PM
Probably lose my mind.

What would you do if you found out that I was Synderion?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 18, 2010, 09:05:37 PM
Wonder what that is.

What would you do if I was a total loser?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 18, 2010, 09:06:33 PM
Think that it was because you didn't know who Synderion was.

What would you do to me if I were Zafasiast?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on September 18, 2010, 09:07:50 PM
Kill Diabolous to avenge you.

What would you do if Synderion was a traitor?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 18, 2010, 09:09:03 PM
Probably join the UEN; we'd have a chance.

What would you do if Nakamura Rick Roll'd you over the radio?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on September 18, 2010, 09:09:58 PM
Wonder how I got her to do it.

What would you do if I asked you how to do that?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 18, 2010, 09:12:03 PM
Say [Duckling turns his eyes towards the ground, and you can feel emanations of guilt and remorse] "Sorry; I forgot."

What would you do if you found out one of the achievements' names is inappropriate for little kids playing the game?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on September 18, 2010, 09:13:20 PM
Agree with you on which achievement it is.

What would you do if a combat chopper jumped out of your backyard?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 18, 2010, 09:14:39 PM
Tell a fighter jet to jump out of my garage.

What would you do if you were a Marine (i.e. Dead meat) in Colony?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 18, 2010, 09:22:33 PM
Run.

What would you do if everyone agreed with Duskie-Poo?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 18, 2010, 09:28:17 PM
I would wonder why you were agreeing with his views when he was using his unwarranted nickname, but otherwise not.

What would you do if you were a Tachyon?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 18, 2010, 09:29:53 PM
Wonder what that is.

What would you do if EVERY registered member were to get on at the exact same time?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 18, 2010, 09:31:13 PM
I'd be getting on.

What would you do if tennis was the most popular sport in the world?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 18, 2010, 09:33:07 PM
Love it as always.

What would you do if Craig secretly hated us all?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on September 18, 2010, 09:34:16 PM
Be downed like a chopper hit by an RPG warhead... and make bad similes.

What would you do if it was national Hunt Duskling Day?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 18, 2010, 09:36:11 PM
Protect Duskling.

What would you do if bugfartboys spread diseases? But friendly ones?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on September 18, 2010, 09:37:01 PM
Protect the bugfartboys from curious scientists.

What would you do if America was under siege?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 18, 2010, 09:37:19 PM
Get an AK47.

What would you do if light ceased to exist because And God said “Let there NOT be fields, an electrical field and a magnetic field.” And there weren't fields, and it was good. And God said “Let the electrical and magnetic fields have zero divergence. And let the curl of the electrical field be the negative of the change of the magnetic field with respect to time.” And it wasn't so. And God said “Let the curl of the magnetic field be the product of the permittivity and permeability of the void with the change of the electrical field with respect to time.” And, lo, there wouldn't have been light.
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 18, 2010, 09:38:24 PM
Say,"You just said there was a God!!!"

What would you do if I could stop time?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 18, 2010, 09:40:00 PM
Watch you be frozen like a statue as the rest of us carried on in our day.

What would you do if I had been referring to GOD the semi-spammer?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 18, 2010, 09:42:34 PM
Smack you.

What would you do if I tazered you unfairly?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 18, 2010, 10:17:46 PM
Dodge the taze. They're very easy to dodge.

What would you do if you were forbidden to smack someone just because you didn't agree with them and/or they had a better point?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 18, 2010, 10:20:15 PM
Kick your shins into oblivion.

What would you do?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 18, 2010, 10:22:11 PM
I would.

What would you do if it turned out Satanism with all the destroying was the one true way?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 19, 2010, 06:29:06 AM
TAZER!

What would you do if I was superman minus the weakness to Kryptonite?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 19, 2010, 08:47:08 AM
Be sure you were the illegitimate son of God and a poledancer, and convince God to strike you down as an abomination.

(I still don't believe, but I honestly do think that Superman is a demigod. I mean, he flies, he's invulnerable, he was super strength, X-ray and laser vision; what more could you want?)
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Steelfist on September 19, 2010, 08:49:18 AM
Telekinesis?

What would you do if you were trapped in a padded room?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 19, 2010, 08:55:59 AM
Act like a normal person for the 72-hour observation period.

What would you do if a person called you a jackass?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on September 19, 2010, 08:57:27 AM
Ignore them and walk away like a sensible person.

What would you do if Craig decided to stop making TSOG!  :o
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 19, 2010, 08:58:20 AM
Play Creeper Training Sim for hours until I felt better.

What would you do if Ragnarok was coming?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 19, 2010, 09:56:18 AM
Gulp.

What would you do if you were a farting bugboy?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 19, 2010, 10:49:14 AM
Change my religious, political, and social views.

What would you do if we had another argument?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 19, 2010, 11:56:30 AM
Apologize to Namelesskitty for BUGing him again.

What would you do if I ruled the forums.
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 19, 2010, 01:09:26 PM
cry

what would you do if GOD (pre reformed) Presentiment and pruneman were in league and made new accounts to attack us with flaming and pointless dither?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on September 19, 2010, 01:31:13 PM
Try to reason it out, and if that doesn't work, I'll just leave and forget.

What would you do if spoilers were radioactive?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 19, 2010, 01:33:36 PM
Pray to Ert the Holy Dead Cow to ban and/or destroy them!
Use them anyway.

What would you do if I sent dead cows at you using Cowmancery?

(darn. Duskling beat me to it)
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 19, 2010, 01:48:10 PM
nothing, they'd be dead :D.

what would you do if I was Craig in disguise?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 19, 2010, 01:50:37 PM
Smile, wave and crush you with the Holy Army of Ertxiem!

What would you do if I was Ert?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 19, 2010, 01:52:44 PM
I doubt it.

what would you do if I went away
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 19, 2010, 01:54:56 PM
Rejoice and destroy the Craiginites.

What would you do if Craiginism was destroyed?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 19, 2010, 01:56:14 PM
found it again.

what would you do if you were overthrown because of your craigish roots.
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 19, 2010, 03:00:23 PM
Bring the Cowmancers Crown with me.

What would you do if Shadows Looming became a best seller, but I took it off the forums?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: cyso on September 19, 2010, 03:02:53 PM
Go to a library.
What would you do if I was Presentiment in disguise?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 19, 2010, 03:12:07 PM
Smack you.

What would you do if no one read my story? (Someone please read it!)
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: cyso on September 19, 2010, 03:14:30 PM
Wonder what it is that you wrote in the first place.
What would you do if I were an expert in hand to hand combat and sniping and didn't take your smacking too kindly?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 19, 2010, 03:19:33 PM
Slap you. ("Who's yo' daddy? Who's yo' daddy? Who's yo' daddy? Who's yo' daddy?" Just love Master of Disguise (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0295427/)!)

What would you do if I was you?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: cyso on September 19, 2010, 03:41:59 PM
Wonder how we can type stuff at the same time.
What would you do if you found out you were slapping the wrong person?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 19, 2010, 03:44:06 PM
Slap both the right and wrong person.
Would someone read my current story in progress? I'm getting anxious.

What would you do if I wasn't you?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: cyso on September 19, 2010, 04:53:43 PM
Read your story in progress. It not bad.
What would you do if both your hands were amputated so you couldn't slap anyone?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on September 19, 2010, 05:01:50 PM
Kick everyone! :D

What would you do if you were ambushed by fluffy bunnies?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 19, 2010, 05:55:26 PM
Smack them.

What would you do if I ACCIDENTALY pushed im2smart4u off a cliff?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 19, 2010, 07:32:13 PM
Report you to the authorities on grounds of involuntary manslaughter.

What would you do if I hadn't come back?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on September 19, 2010, 07:36:08 PM
Be very sad that we lost another great forum goer.

What would you do if there was a $10,000 bounty on my head?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 19, 2010, 07:46:02 PM
Report that there was an illegal bounty placed on your head, and get the person who put it there arrested. The person who put the bounty there, not the person who put your head there.

What would you do if I went to sleep?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 19, 2010, 07:48:20 PM
Smack you.

What would you do if I was a Supreme bugboy with gastrointestinal problems?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 19, 2010, 07:49:55 PM
Tell you to go to the hospital.

What would you... zzz. (No touching me, or touching something that touches me, or in any way controlling or organizing something that might result in me getting smacked)
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 19, 2010, 07:51:26 PM
I would slap you instead.

What would you do if I was a stalker?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 19, 2010, 07:52:24 PM
Is it just me, or is smacking people your solution to everything?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 19, 2010, 07:59:17 PM
Smack and slap!! Yep. When I'm too lazy to come up with a good answer anyway.

What would you do if I were to smack you?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 20, 2010, 01:09:13 PM
Catch your hand before it happened, and twist it behind your back. No, seriously. That's what I do to people who try things like that. Holy Nameless can testify.

What would you do if there was proof of God? (See, I'm not suggesting you being eaten by a Galapagos tortoise; they're herbivores)
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 20, 2010, 05:34:32 PM
Rub it in, rub it in!

What would you do if I were a stalker.
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 20, 2010, 06:59:30 PM
Get stalked, probably.

What would you do if disproven?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 20, 2010, 07:01:50 PM
*SMACK SMACK* that answer your question?

What would you do if I controlled you?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on September 20, 2010, 07:02:48 PM
*SMACK SMACK* Does that answer you question? :D

What would you do if I gave you a cake... with cookies on it? :o
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 20, 2010, 07:04:30 PM
*nom nom nom nom nom* that answer your question?

What would you do if Craig abandoned us?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 20, 2010, 07:20:23 PM
*panic panic panic panic* that answer your question?

What would you do if Yoshi ate you temporarily?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on September 20, 2010, 07:28:03 PM
*panic panic panic panic panic panic panic panic* that answer your question?

What would you do if I answered your question?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 20, 2010, 07:35:22 PM
*come up with another one come up with another one come up with another one come up with another one come up with another one *

That answer your question?

What would you do if this was getting cliche?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 20, 2010, 07:44:09 PM
*panic panic panic panic panic* that answer your question?

What would you do if this was cliche?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 20, 2010, 07:44:47 PM
Stop.

What would you do if you couldn't be violent at people? Good night.
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 20, 2010, 07:51:39 PM
Be all lovey to them. *ultra hug*

What would you do if there was no such thing as a duck?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on September 20, 2010, 08:53:01 PM
Cry, duckies are awesome!!!

What would you do if you JUST found out that ducks only sleep with half of their brain off?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 20, 2010, 09:16:25 PM
Wonder what the other half does.

What would you do if I just updated Shadows Looming? (which I just did)
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 21, 2010, 07:02:13 PM
Sorry; not read it.

What would you do if it turned out one part of your religion was true, but not another? (still, not an argument. Just a question which may or may not turn into a line of inquiry, but no matter what, will not turn into anything that has to be relegated to Politics)
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 21, 2010, 07:13:20 PM
Ignore the untrue part. Ther is no way in heaven and earth that the very thing I have been raised on is going to be abbandoned so quickly.

What would you do if it was proven that Christianity is true?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on September 21, 2010, 07:17:07 PM
Accept it.

What would you do if a parakeet's death was on your hands?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 21, 2010, 07:22:34 PM
Put the death back.

What would you do if... oh crap. Bye. My computer is 15 seconds from confiscation. 6 seconds.
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on September 21, 2010, 07:23:38 PM
Be confused as to why it would be confiscated and by whom.

What would you do if-
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 21, 2010, 07:29:38 PM
Hugs! I still havn't been told that I can smack again.

What would you do if Duckling were to strike out the dirty word in his previous post?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 22, 2010, 03:18:33 PM
Crap? It applied. An angry parent stromed into the room, crashed my computer, confiscated it, and told me to go to sleep.

What would you do if I said that obviously you answered scientific theories with cop-outs like "God did it" and I answered your cop-outs with scientific theories supported by many leading scientists? Anyone, feel free to tell me to move this to theological debates.
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 22, 2010, 04:04:09 PM
How do you know that we evolved from something? How do you know that we evolved from tapeworms?

What would you do if I was allowed to smack again?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 22, 2010, 04:22:34 PM
I don't know for sure. I simply support the theory. I, on the other hand, deny that we evolved from tapeworms. Our ancestors had a completely different ecological niche, and we must have branched off really early.

I would get smacked.
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: cyso on September 24, 2010, 07:52:16 PM
What would you do if I told you some of the evidence for evolution was faked? Just out of... curiosity.
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on September 24, 2010, 08:02:49 PM
Tell them to present their evidence before making any statement on my affiliation.

What would you do if I knew you, but didn't ask you who you were as if you aren't that person, it would potentially offend you and we would be stuck in an awkward situation?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: cyso on September 24, 2010, 08:15:59 PM
Shrug my shoulders and walk away. That's what I do in most awkward situations.
What if I told you that Darwin's Finches are not all, by strict textbook definition, separate species?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 24, 2010, 10:44:08 PM
Smile and say,"I told you so." to Duckling.

What would you do if Duckling converted? :)
Off-Topic
I'm in a good mood. I got to look through the bible for the first time this week! I wish I could study more of it.
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on September 24, 2010, 10:55:26 PM
Congratulate you on probably have shown Ducky-Poo the way, and Ducky-Poo on his new faith.

What would you do if I converted back to Christianity?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 24, 2010, 10:58:36 PM
Give you a brotherly hug if I saw you!

What would you do if you were to look at the other 2 chapters from Genesis in What's your religion?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on September 24, 2010, 11:00:15 PM
Tell you that it is very interesting, and that I now share your desire to study the Bible a bit more so that I could understand it and possibly change.

What would you do if your closest friend became a Satanist?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 24, 2010, 11:04:14 PM
Cry and try to lead him back. Cults, real cults not our cheap imitations, can be and are very dangerous.

What would you do if I became your best bud in the whole world?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on September 24, 2010, 11:09:09 PM
Try to see why you believe in your religion so strongly so that I may be able to join you, like I said, I'm a pretty open-minded person.

What would you do if all religious people of the world would see their differences and not challenge each other, but would all see the truth in it all, whatever it may be?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 24, 2010, 11:10:56 PM
Wonder what you meant by that. You lost me. I've had a long day.

What would you do if the current time was 1:09 in the morning?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on September 24, 2010, 11:17:26 PM
Tell you to go to sleep, you poor thing! I can't imagine what your parents would think of this!

What would you do if I were a parakeet?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 24, 2010, 11:22:50 PM
::) I'm hyped up on enthusiasm. I can't sleep now.

What would you do if there was a bomb threat to a plane with 247 people on it landing in Stolckholm? (just got a fox news update)
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on September 24, 2010, 11:24:17 PM
Hope that those people would be ok and pray to God if I have to.

What would you do if the prayers actually succeeded?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 24, 2010, 11:28:05 PM
"You Overcome The odds, when You Dont have a chance. That's what faith can doo-ooo. That's what faith can doo-ooo. That's what faith can do. *duh duh duh, duh. Duh duh dah*" I don't remember what song that's from but its one of my favorites.

Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on September 24, 2010, 11:32:36 PM
Tell you that you accidentally double-posted and then enjoy the music, resting easy knowing that 247 people are safe now.

What would you do if somebody blamed the incident on the Islams, but they really had nothing to do with it?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 24, 2010, 11:36:25 PM
Defend the Islams because I love them but don't like them at all. (it's called agopei love if I'm not mistaken.)

What would you do if they WERE responsible? (just asking. Not really an accusation)
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on September 24, 2010, 11:47:23 PM
Hope that the American media doesn't throw the regular Islams already decreasing "popularity" into the dumpster, and say that it was the radical Islams who did that, if it was the truth, of course.

What would you do if I switched the subject?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 24, 2010, 11:50:57 PM
Say thank you.

What would you do if I fold you that I was an atheist pretending to be a Christian? (which I'm not)
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on September 24, 2010, 11:55:36 PM
Be very surprised, and maybe even laugh a little at all the irony, especially on account that you post so many things about Christianity.

What would you do if you met a certain person with the last name of "Butterbean?"

Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 24, 2010, 11:58:53 PM
O butterbean, o butterbean, how beany is you butter? <- to the tune of O'Christmas tree

What would you do if I was wrong about God? :( (I need to know. Optimum of it as ensuring my self security)
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on September 25, 2010, 12:05:21 AM
Try to comfort you and say that you would've definitely had a spot in Heaven were it real (which, in reality, is still debatable).

What would you do if Charles Darwin was wrong about the evolution of species?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 25, 2010, 12:07:36 AM
Show the world that the bible says that each creature came from it's own and not from another.

What would you do if I were to let God take my life right now? (not suicide but God calling me home)
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on September 25, 2010, 12:10:07 AM
Miss you a lot, but know that if this were true that you have gone to a better place (not that this isn't wonderful anyway (http://s3.postimage.org/UonM9.png)).

What would you do if my true form were that of a five year old?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 25, 2010, 12:13:37 AM
Wonder how you spell so well and seem to have gone through puberty already/ still going through puberty.

What would you do were I to leave you alone till morning and go to sleep?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on September 25, 2010, 12:15:03 AM
Not worry at all, as it is natural to want to sleep at times like 1:00 a.m.

What would you do if there was an hour difference between our timezones?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 25, 2010, 12:19:21 AM
Say that it is currently 2:17 here.

What would you do if I could go without sleep for weeks?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on September 25, 2010, 12:27:21 AM
Ask you how is that possible, but then recognize your willpower.

What would you do if I was a clone of an original real-life me, but more advanced in muscle mass and intelligence?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 25, 2010, 12:35:01 AM
Hmm... Should cloning be legal or illegal? And why?

What would you...zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 25, 2010, 09:31:37 AM
I would waken. Good morning.

What would you do if I was 3 hrs ahead of the forum time?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on September 25, 2010, 10:38:23 AM
Say, "Good afternoon, chap!"

What would you do if this were inconvenient?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 25, 2010, 10:46:59 AM
Nothing. I like my town/city (not disclosing the information).

What would you do if I needed to go, as I was needed for heavy lifting?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on September 25, 2010, 10:50:09 AM
Tell you to go, or, if I know enough, risk getting your computer confiscated again.

What would you do if you all figured out that I' am actually a duck?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 25, 2010, 10:53:29 AM
Quote from: buggy
Greet you warmly as brethren

What would you do if I had circa 5 minutes until I had to go?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 25, 2010, 10:56:20 AM
Beat you out of here with a stick yelling that you need to go.

What would you do if the forum Duskling we know and love was really a shadowling?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on September 25, 2010, 10:58:24 AM
Silly Bug! If I were a Shadowling, I would've revealed that already! (http://s3.postimage.org/UonM9.png)

What would you do if Brom returned?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 25, 2010, 11:08:27 AM
Try to get to know him. It's been a long time.

What would you do if there was a one world government?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on September 25, 2010, 11:13:28 AM
Wonder where I was when it was formed, and who it was assembled by.

What would you do if an anvil were to fall on your bed, but you were standing next to it?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 25, 2010, 11:16:31 AM
Watch my bed break. I was gonna use that!

What would you do if an anvil were to fall on you?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on September 25, 2010, 11:26:59 AM
I would probably die. (http://s3.postimage.org/UonM9.png)

What would you do if you actually tamed a pack of wolves?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 25, 2010, 11:31:57 AM
Bring them to meet my family and treat th like housepets. Who's a good wolfy? You are!

What would you do if said pack of wolves hated forumers with an -ing at the end of their name?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on September 25, 2010, 11:43:12 AM
Be nervous... be very nervous...

What would you do if 9/11 had suddenly changed to 7/11 (Not trying to disrespect any of the families who lost their loved one)?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Cypher on September 25, 2010, 11:50:32 AM
I wouldn't really care.

What would you do if we found another inhabitable planet, close enough for humans to create a colony there?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on September 25, 2010, 11:52:37 AM
Tell them "MAKE A COLONY THERE! DO IT!!!!" as if we were to leave for a few years and shut down all production of everything for a few years, we could completely sidestep a worsening of Global Warming.

What would you do if the cake was a lie?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 25, 2010, 11:53:28 AM
Cry

What would you do if I had to mow right now?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 27, 2010, 01:08:25 PM
Make the name plural. Now there are Ducklings!!!!

What would you do if the cat and the duck teamed up?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 27, 2010, 02:58:14 PM
Eat the duck and shoot the cat.

What would you do if I were to say:
This day in history: I updated my status
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 27, 2010, 04:26:08 PM
On FB?

What would you do if the team was no longer in the same room?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on October 20, 2010, 09:39:26 PM
On FB?

What would you do if I tazered a duck?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on October 21, 2010, 04:23:57 AM
Celebrate.

What would you do if Duskling attempted to resurrect What Would You Do?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on October 21, 2010, 04:00:35 PM
Attempt to resurrect "What Would You Do."

What would you do if I asked you what would you do?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on October 21, 2010, 04:03:10 PM
Reply.

What would you do, anyway?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on October 21, 2010, 04:45:53 PM
Set a fire under your *donkey*.

What would you do if I didn't ask what you would do?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on October 21, 2010, 04:57:06 PM
Ask you what you would do.

What would you do if this was getting old?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on October 21, 2010, 05:32:44 PM
Ask you what you would do.

What would you do if my dog farted in your face?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on October 21, 2010, 06:34:50 PM
Be glad I wasn't about to say anything, then lie down and choke.

What would you do if I was getting old?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on October 21, 2010, 07:23:59 PM
Give you some elixir of life?

What would you do if I was yelled at for staying up late?

Good night.
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on October 21, 2010, 07:26:58 PM
Join whoever is yelling. You really shouldn't stay up late.
Spoiler
Yes I know I've been known to stay up until 2am before. But that's stopped.

What would you do if Brazil was really supposed to be spelled Brasil?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on October 21, 2010, 07:34:30 PM
Wonder if basil is supposed to be spelled "bazil."

What would you do if I didn't add this part quick enough?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on October 21, 2010, 07:42:21 PM
I don't know. Something maybe.

What would you do if I were to suggest a double couple of ideas in the new attacks for teammates thread?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: TheWanderingShadow on October 21, 2010, 08:27:56 PM
Say yay or nay.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? (I'm not sure if that works according to the rules of the thread, and if it doesn't, I deserve a taze.)
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on October 21, 2010, 08:30:10 PM
Grab it from you.

It works. I've done it before. But I don't blame you. Who wants to look through 37 pages of this stuff?

What would you do if I were to hug someone so hard that their head popped off?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: TheWanderingShadow on October 21, 2010, 08:42:35 PM
Hope that you weren't hugging me.

What would you do if you could travel through time?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on October 22, 2010, 06:33:16 AM
Go forward to see if I reveal anything secret in the future then go back in time to ace my tests I failed.

What would you do if you could fart fire?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on October 22, 2010, 12:59:10 PM
Never be able to use my bum again.

What would you do if you had to take everything literally?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: TheWanderingShadow on October 22, 2010, 05:53:15 PM
I can think of a bunch of idioms that would cause problems with...

What would you do if sports never existed?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on October 22, 2010, 08:29:15 PM
Wonder what sports are.

What would you do if I never posted on the forums again because I died?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on October 23, 2010, 10:02:50 AM
Declare science the winner?

What would you do if Buddhism was the one true way, and we were both wrong?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on October 24, 2010, 10:59:49 AM
Kill myself and be reincarnated into something higher while you get reincarnated to something lower.

What would you do if Craig based the hero in TRPG 1&2 off of me and I was really a very talented Psi?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on October 24, 2010, 06:30:33 PM
Okay, there are multiple problems with that.

Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on October 24, 2010, 06:51:12 PM
TAZE!!! You forgot to ask a what would you do question and didn't truly answer my question.

What would you do if everything was really happening inside my head and you all are just figments of my imagination?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on October 24, 2010, 07:02:20 PM
Think about this: What if we're all just figments of our own imaginations?

Ur2dumb4me, what would you if I called you by name, that is, ur2dumb4me, all the time until such time as you changed your signature back?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on November 20, 2010, 01:27:58 AM
Not know what you're talking about, as nobody is named that anymore.

What would you do if you saw an announcement on the news that a squadron of "Shturmovik" planes have been stolen, then saw those planes directly above your home?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on November 20, 2010, 07:17:17 AM
Probably just sit there since I have no idea what those are and I'm too lazy to look them up.

What would you do if I attempted to help revive the forum games?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: cyso on November 20, 2010, 09:29:50 AM
Check to see if they were any good, then start playing them.
What would you do if I took the idea from Shadows Looming and wrote a book that turned out to be a best seller?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on November 20, 2010, 10:31:40 AM
Endorse it. I wish I had my creativity back.

What would you do if Shadows Looming were rewritten by me?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: cyso on November 20, 2010, 10:37:48 AM
Read it.
What would you do if I published it 10 days before you did, and everyone loved it, so when you published your rewritten version of version of Shadows Looming, everyone thought you had just copied me, and no one liked it?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on November 20, 2010, 10:41:26 AM
Sue you and use this website as unofficial proof.

What would you do if you were a walrus?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: cyso on November 20, 2010, 10:55:37 AM
Die from the heat.
What would you do if I died because you turned me into a walrus?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on November 20, 2010, 11:51:42 AM
Wonder what happened to you because I would be unaware you had died.

What would you do if I turned out to be im2smart4u's alter ego?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on November 20, 2010, 02:12:32 PM
Laugh as im2smart4u's alter ego is the very thing he looks down upon.

What would you do if I were im2smart4u's alter ego?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on November 20, 2010, 02:29:33 PM
Laugh as im2smart4u's alter ego is the very thing he looks down upon.

What would you do if I had a master hacking program that couldn't be stopped and I used it on Google to destroy it?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Zackirus on November 20, 2010, 02:32:57 PM
Not care, because I don't use Google (that much).

What would you do if im2smart4u came back?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: cyso on November 20, 2010, 02:43:29 PM
Post a bunch of new enemy ideas.
What would you do if I were im2smart4u?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on November 20, 2010, 02:45:25 PM
Be confused, as if im2smart4u were to come back, it would be you, and then you'd post a whole bunch of enemy ideas... so you'd end up scolding yourself.

What would you do if I were to open a time paradox.
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: cyso on November 20, 2010, 02:47:05 PM
Close it back up again.
What would you do if I were im2smart4u, and the main reason this account existed was to play games without getting a reaction?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Zackirus on November 20, 2010, 02:49:15 PM
Say: It doesn't matter if you want to play in the forum games, sure we will tease you for a week, but then you will be accepted into the forum games.

What would you do if you entered the world of TSoG and couldn't get out?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: cyso on November 20, 2010, 02:55:15 PM
Join the hero's resistance, that way if I died, I could be revived again by Luca.
What would you do if presentiment hacked the forum and made himself a moderator?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Zackirus on November 20, 2010, 02:58:16 PM
Pray that Craig would intervene.

What would you do if the world was about to end
(I know my answer:
Question: Did I cause it?)

P.S: With mentioning Pres, I wonder what im2smart4u thought of Pres (before and after he became a spammer)
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: cyso on November 20, 2010, 03:28:01 PM
Wait for it to end.
What would you do if I were appointed a Moderator?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on November 20, 2010, 03:29:20 PM
Say,"Cool! One of my buds is a Mod!"

What would you do if my dog lost weight?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on November 21, 2010, 08:29:45 PM
Wonder if the dog is obese.

What would you do if I were to play Great Dungeon in the Sky, and turn a whole bunch of Triclops Mages into sheep?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on November 21, 2010, 08:35:30 PM
Laugh at the Triclops Mages, of course!

What would you do if I made a high-quality 3D game, but it didn't receive many visitors because of my lack of popularity in this world?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on November 21, 2010, 09:06:49 PM
Feel bad, and Googlebomb (http://en.wikpedia.org/wiki/Googlebomb) your game.

What would you do if I explained stuff?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on November 22, 2010, 06:16:17 AM
TAZE. We know what Googlebombing is.

What would you do if TAZEs lost their punishing power here?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on November 22, 2010, 03:39:25 PM
Not type the word TAZER!!!!! In all caps and followed by 5 exclamation marks.

What would you do if every time you were "TAZERED!!!!!" you were electrically shocked?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on November 22, 2010, 06:34:36 PM
Hope the voltage was low?

What would you do if cats didn't have fur?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on November 22, 2010, 09:24:40 PM
Lose my love for them. I like cats better than dogs but my 'lil sis and my dad are allergic. So we have an obese dog instead.

What would you do if smurfs were really evil?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on November 23, 2010, 07:58:39 PM
Wonder what Gargomel's job was now?

What would you do if you had to play The Smurf Game hundreds of times?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on November 23, 2010, 08:03:17 PM
Choke the smurfs.

What would you do if I asked,"When you choke a smurf, what color does it's face turn?"
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on November 23, 2010, 08:54:38 PM
Blue, then it starts to turn blue. If you choke it for too long, it eventually becomes blue. If the smurf is saved in time, it will return to its normal, healthy blue.

What would you do if the Soviet Union Tetris video was the best video I've seen in about a year, excluding Star Wars?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on November 23, 2010, 09:54:41 PM
Wonder what it is.

What would you do if *mumble* *mumble* *mumble*?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on November 23, 2010, 10:44:03 PM
I would *grumble* *grumble* *grumble*.

What would you do if your mother caught you...?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on November 23, 2010, 11:28:44 PM
Stop being a baseball. Get it...

What would you do if you suddenly became mute?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on November 23, 2010, 11:31:41 PM
Cry, as I have too much to talk about to be mute. :'(

What would you do if gravity ceased to function at the exact moment you started vomiting?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on November 23, 2010, 11:36:03 PM
Die. Yup it would clog my windpipe and sinuses, that would be a horrible way to die.

What would you do if you had no life and three bags of cheetos?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on November 24, 2010, 12:14:57 AM
Cheeto-to-mouth resuscitation?

What would you do if questions were answered with questions?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on November 24, 2010, 08:28:19 AM
TAZE you for starting it.

What would you do if Mario were real and came to earth because we earthlings kept putting Princess Peach in danger?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on November 24, 2010, 10:13:00 AM
Be crushed by a plumber shouting a cheerful "wahoo".

What would you do if I was really a cat with eight arms?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on November 24, 2010, 10:26:10 AM
Congradulate you on being a cat smart enough to know how to use the internet and join a forum.

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Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on November 25, 2010, 06:07:39 PM
Read backwards.

What would you do if everyone but you was one person and you were psychology experiment trapped in a matrix-like futuristic world?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on November 25, 2010, 07:03:54 PM
Be Nero and save the human world by taking down Smith but sacrificing myself in the process.

What would you do if the Matrix were real and we were currently in it right now but I was Nero?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on November 25, 2010, 08:06:58 PM
Be one of those guys who can be anyone.

What would you do if tour computer exploded?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on November 25, 2010, 08:28:52 PM
Wonder where this "tour computer" was and why it exploded.

What would you do if your computer exploded?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on November 26, 2010, 10:50:59 PM
I'm not answering that question. I'm in shock.

"Nero" was a homocidally insane Roman Emperor. "Neo" is the name of the hero of the Matrix franchise, and thus is an anagram of "One". I don't see what Nero has to do with the Matrix...

What would you do if you had to always be right?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on November 26, 2010, 11:05:13 PM
Shoot a person who goes around as a duck. (Sorry bout the name. Been a while sins I watched The Matrix)

What would you do if I were Neo?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on November 26, 2010, 11:18:38 PM
Assume that if I placed you in an electric field, you would glow red? No, wait; that's Neon....  :(

What would you do if Isaac Asimov were to write more books?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on November 26, 2010, 11:25:45 PM
Wonder who he is and then not read his books unless I thought I might like them.

What would you do if I went to bed now?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on November 27, 2010, 12:00:09 AM
Want to yell at you for not knowing who Isaac Asimov is!

FWI, he is the greatest science fiction writer of all time, along with Robert A. Heinlein.

What would I do without tazers?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on November 27, 2010, 08:45:03 AM
TAZE! Missing something in your last post there Ducky?

What would you do if I could control your mind from anywhere and make you do anything I wanted?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Cypher on November 27, 2010, 09:27:07 AM
I'd remind you that's impossible.

What would you do if zombies infested the earth?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on November 27, 2010, 09:48:56 AM
Be careful around a friend of mine who says he'd trip me if zombies were coming after us. Then I'd eat him.

What would you do if the awesome old timers returned (including Steelfist, Ert, and KZ)?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on November 27, 2010, 09:51:25 AM
Not call them old timers...

What would you do if we were on the bottom of the earth, and the only thing holding us up was a generally weak force called gravity?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Idozen Cair on December 07, 2010, 06:20:48 AM
Just sit down and wait. We're all going to die someday, after all.

What would you do if death is nearing and this would be the last thing you do?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on December 07, 2010, 02:19:23 PM
I would change which tense I am using while I was midsentence.

What would you do if you didn't have epithelial cells?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Kaseke on February 09, 2011, 09:30:45 AM
Stand there and watch.

What would you do if I didn't wear only black?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on February 15, 2011, 11:40:01 PM
Wonder why you'd wear only black in the first place.

What would you do if a strange bird would perch itself in a tree near your home and just watch you... all day, its eyes never coming off of you for a second?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Kaseke on February 16, 2011, 12:18:22 AM
would go into my closet and look if it follows. watch out birdie, it's a trap.

What would you do if someone threw a molotow coctail at you
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: TheWanderingShadow on February 16, 2011, 04:14:02 PM
Catch it, remove a v, then throw the molotov cocktail back at the attacker, lighting him/her on fire.
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Deagonx on February 16, 2011, 04:19:38 PM
I would taze you, in response to you trying to kill this thread



What would you do if Obama got a second term?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on February 18, 2011, 10:49:28 PM
Rejoice! Child hunger will end by 2015!

What would you do if someone splashed water on you?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Chrono on February 20, 2011, 01:27:27 PM
Systems failing, master…

What would you do if you had a clone that would obey you?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on February 20, 2011, 02:26:37 PM
Tell the clone not to obey this command. I don't like clones.

What would you do if you could get rid of the emu that's running around and pecking people's eyes out?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Chrono on February 20, 2011, 05:25:42 PM
Do exactly that to stop it from pecking people's eyes out.

What would you do if you were going to be roasted?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on February 20, 2011, 07:24:42 PM
Eat poison so as to take the beings roasting me with me.

What would you do if your friend didn't obey commands as simple as "Come over here?"

Tell the clone not to obey this command. I don't like clones.
Heh, I get it, paradox.
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on February 20, 2011, 08:56:59 PM
If you're referring to my clone friend, I would just let he or she live his or her life.

What would you do if paradoxes didn't exist?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on February 20, 2011, 09:10:41 PM
Probably... get stuck in a paradox.

What would you do if you accidentally divided by zero?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: TheWanderingShadow on February 20, 2011, 09:32:42 PM
I would erase the ERROR display on my calculator and start again.

What would you do if you were a survivor of a zombie invasion?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on February 20, 2011, 10:04:50 PM
Survive.

What would you do if your calculator told you the answer was 1?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on February 20, 2011, 10:08:43 PM
I would deem the calculator delusional, obsolete, and outright irrational, then throw it into the fire pit... for the Greater Good.

What would you do if I explained what the Greater Good is?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on February 20, 2011, 10:37:50 PM
Be scared; most people talking about the Greater Good have recently sacrificed the regular old Good.

What would you do if me next post was in white?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on February 20, 2011, 10:40:01 PM
Commend the person who created this method of posting for his/her skills at stealth.

What would you do if I told you what would happen if you tried to fight the forces of the Greater Good?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on February 20, 2011, 10:43:14 PM
I would interrupt, and first ask you if they had anything to do with the peops in your sig.

What would you say if I asked that?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on February 20, 2011, 10:45:26 PM
Tell you that they are not the people in my signature, but are a more powerful, albeit docile and reasonable, people that would not force you to join, but could easily annihilate in battle.

What would you do if they asked you to join now?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on February 20, 2011, 10:50:40 PM
Ask what the Greater Good's views were.

What would you do if I asked you to answer questions that I asked in my answers as spoilers?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on February 20, 2011, 10:52:06 PM
Spoiler
I would, but I would not see the reason behind it, at least, not yet.

What would you do if... eh, I got nothing.
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on February 20, 2011, 10:58:30 PM
Then why does the greater good look so violent in that picture of yours?

What would you do if I asked you about Stargate Universe?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on February 20, 2011, 11:03:24 PM
Answer truthfully: "I do not know what you are talking about."

What would you do if kitties rained on your house... adorable, friendly kitties?

Spoiler
It looks violent because they are likely holding their ground from the barbaric Imperium, Chaos, or Ork forces, protecting themselves, in reality, they avoid fighting as much as possible, but those who are blind to their ways and attack the Tau on sight, they have no choice but to fight, which they do very well, what with their plasma weaponry and advanced tanks and such.
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on February 20, 2011, 11:15:05 PM
Hope that they came packed with self-deploying parachutes.

What would you do if I asked about the Necrons and the C'tan?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on February 20, 2011, 11:25:25 PM
Tell you a bit about them in a spoiler.

What would you do if learned what all the factions were like?


Spoiler
The Necrons are an eons-old race that were left dormant on many worlds for whatever reason after a quest to annihilate all life in the universe. They worship the dark gods called the C'tan, the two known gods being the Deceiver and Nightbringer. It is said that the Deceiver had tricked the Necrons into taking their souls and putting them inside armors by promising the race eternal life for the price of their worship of the C'tan gods. What the Necrons didn't know, however, is that they would pretty much be enslaved by the C'tan, thus giving the Deceiver his name. Thus, the Necrons were awakened in the year 40,000 on remote "Tomb Worlds," where their tombs lie, and have once again begun their genocidal campaign. I hope that provided satisfactory information about the Necrons and C'tan.
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on February 20, 2011, 11:29:35 PM
Thank you, as you would have been the one to have told me about them.

What would you if I cloned you, and then punched your clone in the arm?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on February 20, 2011, 11:31:29 PM
Tell you that that was mean, then raise the clone as a second in command, and spread the word of the Greater Good.

What would you do if I fell asleep near an incinerator?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on February 20, 2011, 11:42:14 PM
Turn the incinerator off, unplug it, and let you sleep.

What would you do if I were asleep near an incinerator?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on February 20, 2011, 11:44:21 PM
I would turn the incinerator, unplug it, and take a moment to wonder what anyone would be doing asleep by an incinerator?

What would you do if you sprouted wings overnight?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Chrono on February 20, 2011, 11:51:25 PM
I would fly to another country without having to worry about being airsick.

What would you do if the world went against you?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on February 21, 2011, 02:25:15 PM
I would live underground.

What would you do if you pets went against you?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Chrono on February 21, 2011, 07:49:01 PM
Discipline them until they listen. If they don't, I'll drop them off at the SPCA.

What would you do if you were told that you would die the next day?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on February 21, 2011, 07:58:02 PM
Set my plan into motion.

What would you do if I set my plan into motion?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Chrono on February 21, 2011, 08:52:44 PM
That would depend on your plan.

What would you do if you ruined your own plan?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on February 21, 2011, 09:38:04 PM
Think nothing of it and hatch another.

What would you do if I hit you with a book?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on February 21, 2011, 10:42:19 PM
Hit you with a bigger book Demand an explanation.

What would you do if I was a millionaire?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Chrono on February 22, 2011, 05:53:16 PM
Become a billionaire. HA!

What would you do if you mistakenly started with "I wish..."?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: TheWanderingShadow on February 22, 2011, 08:49:56 PM
Fear the corruption.

What would you do if you couldn't use electronics for a day?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Chrono on February 22, 2011, 09:36:40 PM
Play with fire instead of electricity.

What would you do if your pants were on fire?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on February 23, 2011, 07:42:44 PM
Tell the truth.

What would you do if you had a TARDIS?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Chrono on February 23, 2011, 10:13:57 PM
Use it to redo the past 2 years.

What would you do if you had the power to revive someone?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on February 24, 2011, 05:31:25 PM
I'd bring my grandfather back from the dead.

What would you do if your foot got stuck in a crevice, you couldn't take it out, and there was nobody within a mile to hear your calls for help?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on February 24, 2011, 05:58:56 PM
Wear the crevice... make it look good... hope no one notices...

What would you do if a pie landed in your face, and a hungry emu was nearby?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: TheWanderingShadow on February 24, 2011, 08:10:30 PM
I would throw a more delicious pie on someone else's face.

What would you do if you were trapped in a room with no windows and no doors?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on February 24, 2011, 08:54:24 PM
Suffocate.

What would you do if you were trapped in a room where gravity appeared to be normal?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Chrono on February 24, 2011, 09:10:48 PM
Try to alter gravity. If it doesn't work, try to alter the room. If it still doesn't work, suffocate.

What would you do if you were trapped in outer space?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on February 27, 2011, 05:28:56 PM
Hope the oxygen circulation system was adequate where I was.

What would you do if I asked why you would suffocate if you were trapped in a room on Earth. Are you assuming there is no ventilation?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Chrono on February 28, 2011, 11:35:15 PM
Are you assuming there is no ventilation?
I would answer, "Actually, yes. But it's also an extension of the answer you gave previously."

What would you do if you saw me killing someone in cold blood?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Idozen Cair on March 02, 2011, 05:32:58 AM
Warm up your blood.

What would you do if I asked you 'What would you do if I asked you ''what would you do?''?'?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Chrono on March 02, 2011, 04:52:42 PM
I would answer with "I would answer with "I will answer.".".

What would you do if all hell came loose?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on March 02, 2011, 05:15:51 PM
Tie it back up.

What would you do if you had a grandson that hated you, and he took over the world with power far surpassing you or any other being in your solar system?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Idozen Cair on March 03, 2011, 06:30:22 AM
Kill him.

What would you do if the tazer was stolen from Holy namelesskitty?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on March 03, 2011, 12:28:01 PM
Why, I would tazer the cat, of course.

What would you do if you paid no attention to my last question about your grandson, because you can't kill someone whose power far surpasses the power of anything and everything in your solar system?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Chrono on March 03, 2011, 07:10:47 PM
TAZE!! the person who naively thought he could kill him.

What would you do if you can't finish your homework at 11 pm?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Idozen Cair on March 04, 2011, 01:35:06 AM
Finish it at 12pm.

What would you do if pie was thrown at you?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on March 04, 2011, 02:22:17 PM
Throw two back.

What would you do if a schizophrenic bee was stuttering next to you?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Deagonx on March 04, 2011, 02:47:31 PM
I would wonder where they found un frozen H2O



What would you do if you ran out of bread?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on March 04, 2011, 02:58:50 PM
Start craving it.

What would you do if you were locked in an asylum?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Deagonx on March 04, 2011, 03:11:17 PM
I have been, but if I was AGAIN...
Id sleep. A lot.
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on March 04, 2011, 03:14:18 PM
If you didn't pose the question, "What would you do..." I would TAZE!!!!

What would you do if you were craving bread this very second, then I told you that I was controlling that craving?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Deagonx on March 04, 2011, 03:19:16 PM
I wouldnt believe you


What would you do if google and all other search engines were banned from the internet.
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on March 04, 2011, 03:30:58 PM
Not be here.

What would you do if Ducky figured out where you lived?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Deagonx on March 04, 2011, 03:44:25 PM
I would be suprised, but not worried.


What would you do if your parents disowned you
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on March 04, 2011, 03:55:05 PM
Not care.

What would you do if your parents disowned you?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Deagonx on March 04, 2011, 03:56:53 PM
I would laugh at them. They have no money to give me in the first place.


What would you do if at random your computer screen displayed this message "I have become a sentient being, I will rule the world!"
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on March 04, 2011, 04:10:56 PM
Call tech support.

What would you do if your soup started talking to you?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Deagonx on March 04, 2011, 04:20:57 PM
I would be shocked. I don't drink soup..?




What would you do if all music in the world dissapeared.
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Chrono on March 04, 2011, 04:49:33 PM
Watch most of "The Sound of Music" in silence. Maybe watch "The Sound of "

What would you do if your computer failed to compute?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on March 05, 2011, 12:11:41 PM
Put it in a job retraining program, and make it go to work in a cubicle for thirty dollars an hour in a very large corporation. The American Dream!

What would you do for a GIANT jawbreaker?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on March 05, 2011, 12:44:12 PM
Get a GIANT quarter.

What would you do for the pain to end?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on March 05, 2011, 12:45:25 PM
Stop hitting my head against the wall.

What would you do if the stars went out?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on March 05, 2011, 12:48:25 PM
Probably vaporize in the supernova, or freeze in the ice age that comes if there isn't a supernova.

What would you do if you couldn't control your hands?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on March 05, 2011, 04:32:02 PM
Control my legs.

What would you do if you couldn't control your legs?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Deagonx on March 05, 2011, 10:09:57 PM
It would not affect my life that much. Sitting it my computer chair does not require movement of my legs, but...

I would walk with 2 canes.



What would you do if your computer had 64 MB ram?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Chrono on March 05, 2011, 10:48:24 PM
I would kill you for mentioning such a horrible possibility, and THEN tweak the ram and change the M to a G.

What would you do if you could glow in the dark?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Deagonx on March 06, 2011, 12:20:02 AM
I would probably get kidnapped by the government and be taken in for a scientific study.
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on March 06, 2011, 12:26:07 AM
I would TAZE!!!

What would you do if you had no control of your legs?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Deagonx on March 06, 2011, 12:32:07 AM
I would taze you. Because the same question was asked earlier



What would you do if I actually tazed you.
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on March 06, 2011, 12:35:37 AM
Tell you that you were wrong for tazing me after I become coherent again, because the first time the question was,
What would you do if you couldn't control your hands?
Then offer an ice cream cone or a cup frozen yogurt (Whichever is preferable) as a sign of good faith and offer a truce.

What would you do if I offered an ice cream cone or a cup of frozen yogurt (Whichever is preferable) as a sign of good faith and offered a truce?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Deagonx on March 06, 2011, 01:21:02 AM
I would eat it, then tell you to review Duckling's most recent post. About the non-leg control.
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on March 06, 2011, 06:22:53 AM
I would TAZE!

What would you do if you had to post a question after your answer, Deagonx?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Deagonx on March 06, 2011, 01:22:21 PM
I would ask one....



What would you do if they removed the tazing feature?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Chrono on March 06, 2011, 05:43:51 PM
Put you in a room that has trip wires that send 1000 volts when you touch them. Good luck!

What would you do if I really was this cruel?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on March 06, 2011, 06:09:08 PM
Tell you to ask Steelfist what cruelty really is.

What would you do if Justin Bieber really got shot and killed?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Chrono on March 06, 2011, 06:10:04 PM
Nothing.

What would you do if you stepped upon one of my worst personalities ever?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on March 06, 2011, 06:11:10 PM
Ask you if that's what I just did.

What would you do if that was what I really did?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Chrono on March 06, 2011, 07:24:53 PM
Wear a cold, evil grin and torture you physically and/or mentally (if it was your fault), scold you until your ears ring (for asking the obvious), then come back to normal.

What would you do if you had a near death experience?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Deagonx on March 06, 2011, 09:38:44 PM
I would live



What would you do if you walked in on your mom and dad?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Chrono on March 06, 2011, 09:47:12 PM
Walk out on them for a day.

What would you do if you got stuck in a very bad conversation with im2smart4u?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Ertxiem on March 07, 2011, 03:36:53 AM
Be polite! ;)

What would you do if I ate a star?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Chrono on March 07, 2011, 09:37:17 PM
Get Kirby to steal it back.

What would you do if I sneezed?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Deagonx on March 07, 2011, 09:46:40 PM
I would say bless-- Ohh atheist..


What would you do if they had no smileys?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Chrono on March 07, 2011, 10:34:15 PM
Make frownies.

What would you do if you accidentally said "bless you"?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Deagonx on March 08, 2011, 06:39:54 AM
I would lol.



What would you do if all music on the planet dissapeared
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Chrono on March 08, 2011, 08:28:51 PM
Continue listening to music anyway because it didn't disappear. It "dissapeared".

What would you do if I asked a question without putting a question mark.
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Deagonx on March 08, 2011, 09:47:34 PM
Not care, because im not a tightass...

PS: What was with your answer? Thats exactly what I said. Dissapeared.



What would you do if all the music on the planet dissappeared. (It was correct, seriously)
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on March 08, 2011, 09:56:47 PM
Be very sad, then reinvent it. :-[

What would you do if someone burned the Torah?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Chrono on March 08, 2011, 10:49:34 PM
Deagonx
Not care, because im not a tightass...

PS: What was with your answer? Thats exactly what I said. Dissapeared.



What would you do if all the music on the planet dissappeared. (It was correct, seriously)
No, no, and no. If you don't know what it means to poke fun at someone, don't call someone else a tightass before you stop being one. Don't even try to use the Duckling example - that was clearly offensive. And it looks to me as if you're trying too hard to cover your mistakes. Not cool at all.
Be sad for the people practicing Judaism, and then pull a new one from a fridge.

What would you do if you knew that the next thing you do to someone would be evil?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on March 08, 2011, 10:56:49 PM
Not be surprised, all went as planned.

What would you do if a smoke bomb exploded in your face?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Chrono on March 09, 2011, 09:25:30 AM
Put a frag grenade in the enemy's mouth :-[

What would you do if nothing went as planned?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on March 09, 2011, 05:57:46 PM
Be confused, because what I would do wouldn't go as planned either...

What would you do if this was a statement?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Chrono on March 09, 2011, 06:52:32 PM
Wonder if this is a question.

What would you do if I scolded you like I did to Deagonx?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on March 09, 2011, 06:54:15 PM
Frown.

What would you do if I was getting a second bird?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Chrono on March 09, 2011, 06:55:47 PM
Hope it doesn't peck my head. Or yours...

What would you do if I said that your picture wasn't epic?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on March 09, 2011, 07:55:37 PM
Accuse you of lying. :D

What would you do if I told you that my picture was of a warrior that is one of the very few epic warriors of his race?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Chrono on March 09, 2011, 08:00:49 PM
Wish that he wasn't General Grievous. -cough- -cough-

What would you do if you ran out of time?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on March 09, 2011, 08:21:38 PM
Get some space to fill the hole. :(

What would you do if he wasn't General Grievous (Because he isn't)?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Chrono on March 09, 2011, 09:37:36 PM
Totally freak out because he's an unknown alien!!! Just kidding.

What would you do if I really freaked out?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on March 09, 2011, 09:40:15 PM
Calm you down with a picture of my beloved parakeet.

What would you do if... if I had nothing?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Chrono on March 10, 2011, 03:06:06 AM
Give you something, depending on the price and availability.

What would you do if I fell sick staying up all night doing all my homework?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on March 10, 2011, 02:32:23 PM
Tell you, "I know how you feel," and give you a pat on the back.

What would you do if you fell into a pit of snakes?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Chrono on March 10, 2011, 04:52:40 PM
Pretend to freak out like Indiana Jones, then suddenly use a katana / knife and slice them into pieces.

What would you do if you saw me doing that?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on March 19, 2011, 05:20:47 PM
Faint. I don't like blood.

What would you do if I made a cool new genre of game?


to Chrono
Don't even try to use the Duckling example - that was clearly offensive. And it looks to me as if you're trying too hard to cover your mistakes. Not cool at all

Did I do something?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on April 09, 2011, 10:20:15 AM
Be the one to design your graphics, unless you're seeing other artists :o, you better not be!

What would you do if duckling was seeing other artists?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on April 09, 2011, 01:37:53 PM
Have better art, of course!  :D

Just kidding.

What would you do if Holy Nameless were seeing other developers and script writers?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on April 09, 2011, 09:06:28 PM
I would be actually getting paid.

What would would you do if I suddenly charged for my art?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on April 09, 2011, 09:11:56 PM
Stop asking for it. :P

What would you do if you woke up one morning... in your school?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on April 09, 2011, 09:16:15 PM
Go back to sleep.

What would you do if you woke up in OZ?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on April 10, 2011, 01:12:03 PM
Hope for a tornado.

What would would you don't.
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on April 22, 2011, 09:03:25 PM
I would do so.

what would you do if I told you to specify the article in the previous post.
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Deagonx on April 25, 2011, 06:03:32 PM
I wouldn't. Because I  don't take orders from people..

Spoiler
Chrono, what in gods name are you talking about? I didnt edit my post, else it would have said it at the bottom.



What would you do if Jesus showed up at your house and slapped you for not believing in him.
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on April 25, 2011, 09:52:34 PM
Probably be converted, but only if it was Jesus Himself, thus proving He exists, otherwise, I'd still have a legitimate reason to not believe.

What would you do if you were enlisted in the army against your own will?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Deagonx on July 10, 2011, 12:04:24 AM
I would be befuddled, for someone like me is not allowed to join the army due to my asthma.



What would you do if TSoG was finished right now?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on July 10, 2011, 02:31:09 PM
I would buy it.

What would you do if someone chose to point out that your signature wasn't age-appropriate for the forum?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Deagonx on July 10, 2011, 03:29:24 PM
Since this is clearly pointed towards me, what if that girl only fell asleep in the same bed with my best friend.


It is very much open to interpretation



What would you do if I said most people 'too young' for that signature wouldnt understand it anyways?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on July 10, 2011, 06:49:23 PM
I would say that you should do a better job of hiding the meaning. Misplacing commas and capitalizing words for no apparent reason is a start, but I think that Morse Code would get the job done better.
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Deagonx on July 10, 2011, 07:11:22 PM
Those are the official lyrics, blame Christopher Drew.




What would you do if the world went through a nuclear fallout and you were one of the survivors?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on July 10, 2011, 08:34:06 PM
Blame you. Obviously. :P

What would you do if I were to tell you that I agree with Osirus on the deal with your signature?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on July 15, 2011, 05:14:25 PM
High-five.

What would you do if semicolons appeared in your posts in the right places?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Deagonx on July 15, 2011, 05:51:16 PM
I would tell you to stop being a grammar nazi.



What would you do if Osirus stopped being a grammar nazi?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on July 15, 2011, 11:19:15 PM
Take his place, as I like to understand what people say when they post.

What would you do if I really didn't feel like asking?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on July 16, 2011, 06:41:33 AM
Understand that we all have different choices and preferences... before blasting you to atoms.

What would you do if the matrix happened inside another matrix?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on July 27, 2011, 03:26:48 PM
Oh, like the humans are never actually free, and they only think that they won their struggle against the robots? I would just say, "Dang! All that work for nothing!"

What would you do if you were fluent in four languages?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Ertxiem on July 27, 2011, 05:16:55 PM
I would try to learn a 5th language.

What would you do if you discovered that the Matrix was the chapter after the last Terminator?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Deagonx on July 27, 2011, 07:05:52 PM
My mind would = blown



EDIT: What would you do if I forgot to ask one of these questions?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on July 27, 2011, 08:09:26 PM
Tazer you, of couse. That's a long-standing tradition.

What would you do for a million sea urchins?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on July 29, 2011, 01:22:19 PM
ask a fishmonger very nicely.

What would you do if you were really an android/wizard/dinosaur/cowboy
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on July 29, 2011, 03:38:05 PM
I'd wonder where on my body the slashes were.

What would you do in order to eliminate the Nazis that are on the moon? (See Rocket Ship Gallileo, by Robert A. Heinlein)
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Deagonx on July 31, 2011, 03:25:48 PM
Nothing, because I too am a nazi. HEIL HYDRA



What would you do if you didn't understand my Captain America reference.
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on July 31, 2011, 05:38:10 PM
I would knock a flagpole over on you, but I would have to wrench it out of the ground instead of removing the pins that held it up, on account of not having seen the movie.

What would you do to avoid seeing the Smurfs movie?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on July 31, 2011, 05:51:32 PM
Use my new, Sam Fisher-like stealth skills to hide from anyone that would even dare try to take me to that movie.

What would you do if you had new, Sam Fisher-like stealth skills?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Deagonx on July 31, 2011, 08:41:17 PM
Probably nothing, considering I dont know who Sam Fisher is.



What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on July 31, 2011, 09:17:59 PM
Tell you that the question was already asked... and by me.
The Quote
What would you do for a klondike bar?
What would you do if Bromtaghon came back?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on August 01, 2011, 06:22:00 PM
Respect his decision to leave.

What would you do if cats were spiky?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Deagonx on August 01, 2011, 09:01:26 PM
Ive only ever seen 3 cats in my life. So not much, especially since I'm already supposed to stay away from them.



What would you do if sarcasm existed on the internet?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on August 07, 2011, 02:26:10 PM
Gosh, I dunno... what do you think?

What would you do if you didn't get what I just posted?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on August 07, 2011, 09:59:02 PM
Continue being naïve and innocent.

What would you dooooooo... for a cute polar bear?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on August 08, 2011, 04:57:53 PM
stop creating massive carbon emissions

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on August 08, 2011, 08:52:27 PM
Pay a dollar-fifty plus tax.

What would you do if we ran out of polar bears to make Klondike bars with?  :-*
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on August 08, 2011, 09:52:27 PM
Not be affected due to my never having eaten a Klondike bar.

What would you do if you had anawesome song stuck in your head.
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on August 08, 2011, 11:02:48 PM
I would wonder what or who "anawesome" was.

What would you do if an awesome song had you stuck in its head?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Deagonx on August 09, 2011, 03:46:06 AM
...lolwut?



What would you do if you were inflicted with the hiccups for 68 years, like Charles Osborn?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on August 09, 2011, 08:03:31 AM
Cry

What would you do in a little canoe, with the moon shining all around.
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on August 12, 2011, 12:10:52 AM
Absolutely.

What would you do if someone forgot to place a question mark at the end of their question?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on August 12, 2011, 12:32:27 PM
apologise and hope it would be an obvious act of absent-mindedness due to contextual clues.

What would you do if you were given (x2+y2-1)3-x2y3=0 to graph by Liv?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Deagonx on August 13, 2011, 11:46:40 AM
Crumble up the paper, throw it at the wall and yell **** THE POLICE!




What would you do if I sang out of tune, would you stand up and walk out on me?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Ertxiem on August 13, 2011, 03:54:02 PM
I would lend you my ears.

What would you do if you had to talk with someone with an IQ smaller that his age?

Edit:
In case anyone wants to know more about the equation
(x2+y2-1)3-x2y3=0
You can go to WolframAlpha (http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=%28x^2%2By^2-1%29^3-x^2y^3%3D0) or to the Wikipedia - Heart (symbol) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heart_%28symbol%29), where you can find the image below.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f2/ImplicitHeart.png)
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on August 17, 2011, 06:16:45 AM
I would hope that he was very old.

What would you do if the Cat suddenly found himself implying something he really, really ought not imply?  :-\
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Deagonx on August 22, 2011, 04:04:44 PM
I don't know. Lets find out. Together.



What would you do if I tazed you?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on August 24, 2011, 05:13:06 PM
Lie on the floor, twitching and incapacitated, while my elite security team incapacitated you... a bit more permanently.

What would you do the Beatles?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Deagonx on August 24, 2011, 08:24:39 PM
Stomp them. Nasty little insects.



What would you do if I posted a wish?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on August 31, 2011, 05:47:48 PM
Corrupt it, probably.

What would you do if you could meet any three fascist dictators face-to-face, not including Hitler?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Zackirus on September 02, 2011, 05:36:59 PM
Ask them to help me conquer th... I mean call the U.N.!

What would you do if Canada took over America?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 03, 2011, 12:09:39 AM
Say I was right all along.

What would you do if NATO forces took over Russia?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Deagonx on September 03, 2011, 12:28:14 PM
The real question is, what COULD I do?


What would you do if Sinister Design Forums died out.
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Duskling on September 03, 2011, 05:28:47 PM
Get something else to do.

What would you do if I joined the partisan forces that would most certainly be formed should Russia be taken over by NATO forces?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 04, 2011, 11:20:55 AM
Politely ask NATO to withdraw its forces. They don't know what they're messing with.

What would you do if Gadhafi, since he's declared war on Europe, won the war (somehow)?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Deagonx on September 17, 2011, 09:35:09 AM
Stay comfy in America.

What would you do if you could perform magic tricks like a boss?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 18, 2011, 07:00:37 PM
Perform it to the point that everyone knows how I do it, then learn another one.

What would you do if you were rolled down the street in a shopping cart?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 20, 2011, 04:05:14 PM
Tip over the cart.

What would you do if a  :-\ was your parole officer?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 20, 2011, 05:34:00 PM
Be very worried. And confused. What am I on parole for?

What would you do if you were dropped from a plane, and had no hopes of surviving the landing?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Ertxiem on September 20, 2011, 05:37:58 PM
Probably die.

What would you do if the above answer was obvious?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on September 20, 2011, 06:52:04 PM
Tell you there was a way to escape.

What would you do if there were a secret in the last word of the above sentence?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on September 21, 2011, 08:09:37 PM
I would probably deploy my parachute; that's what most pilots do once they've ejected from a plane whose landing they have no chance of survivng.

What would you do if that were the right answer?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: Steelfist on January 14, 2012, 05:02:28 AM
Kill you, rendering it the wrong answer (As it resulted in your death).

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I POSTED IN CAPS LOCK ALL THE TIME?!!1!!1!1!!1
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on January 14, 2012, 10:42:37 AM
Hack the forums, find your IP, and use it to find your location, so that I can send you very creepy packages of man-eating flowers and laxative chocolates

What would you do it J were K and F was L?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on January 14, 2012, 02:11:40 PM
kk, fmao, of course!

What would you do to a skeletal minion if it came your way?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on January 14, 2012, 06:07:33 PM
Introduce it to my friends, named Diamond Sword with the Smite VI enchantment and Potion of Healing II.

What would you do if I were magical?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on January 14, 2012, 09:31:53 PM
Ask you for some magic beans? Or just some money?

What would you do unto others if they did unto you?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on January 14, 2012, 09:56:16 PM
I would do unto others as they did unto me. I'd be the mirror of the universe!

What would you do if I were the mirror of the universe?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on January 14, 2012, 10:00:55 PM
Say that you followed the Golden Rule quite nicely.

What would you do for the poor and needy if you ran a charity?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on January 14, 2012, 10:19:08 PM
Supply them with the needed materials and instruction to aid them in bettering their own lives.

What would you do if shadows met sonshine?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on January 15, 2012, 08:41:11 AM
Say that there must be some shadowy sons?

What would you do in case of fire?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on January 15, 2012, 05:21:54 PM
Run. Quickly. Into the fire.

What would you do if I were to drink the koolaid?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on January 15, 2012, 07:10:19 PM
Mourn your death at the hands of Jim Jones.

What would you do to a button if it said, "Fluffy Bunnies -- Do Not Push" on it?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on January 15, 2012, 11:52:35 PM
Push it and be eaten alive by the man eating bunny of candyland. Wait. What?

What would you do for wok?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on January 16, 2012, 08:24:28 AM
I would go to an Asian Restaurant and order their finest vegetarian wok (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wok#Wok_hei).

What would you do if you found yourself in Super Hostile Legendary?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on January 16, 2012, 09:34:17 AM
Watch EthosLab for aid.

What would you do if l you were made of poy?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on January 16, 2012, 12:08:42 PM
Wonder what poy was?

What would you dooooo... for a polar bear?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on January 16, 2012, 02:32:10 PM
Trade a grizzly bear.

What would you do if your teeth hurt too?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on January 16, 2012, 02:53:46 PM
Hurt my teeth right back and see how they liked it.

What would you do if you were on an airship about to crash?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on January 16, 2012, 02:57:28 PM
Stop crashing.

What would you do if msjsjsksksbsvsgisopelebe?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on January 16, 2012, 03:02:50 PM
I would periliilsksdnvnsseqoerkene, of course!

What would you do if I were giving you hints about the text adventure in a different thread?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on January 16, 2012, 03:11:05 PM
Ignore them, planning on attempting to escape within an inch of death.

What would you do if I were to escape within an inch of death?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on January 16, 2012, 03:19:42 PM
Introduce the ack-ack fire.

What would you do if there wasn't any good music?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: bugfartboy on January 16, 2012, 03:20:29 PM
Make some.

What would you do if I made good music?
Title: Re: What would you do?
Post by: ArtDrake on January 16, 2012, 03:23:20 PM
Listen to it?

What would you do if you died in a Text Adventure?