This game is like Train of Thought but there is no two sentence minimum, but you have to use proper grammar and punctuation.
Example:
Person 1: What would you do if your cat died?
Person 2: Stuff myself full of fudge ice cream and cry in my pillow. What would you do if Bob ate his sandwich?
and so on.
I'll start: What would you do if you were staring death in the face?
Spit, laugh, and give him the finger.
What would you do if KZ died?
Fall into chaos, but then realize we still have Ert.
What would you do if :-* meant "Stone Golem?"
I wouldn't want to know what shadowlings looked like.
What would you do if someone killed this thread?
Not care much, but think bad of them.
What would you do if someone put an angry cat in your pants?
Be glad I'm wearing shorts and sue them for the cost of my pants.
What would you do if namelesskitty renamed himself namelessdog?
Cry, because I can no longer call him namelesscatthingy.
What would you do if I died?
Depends on how funny it was. JK- id be really sad
What would you do if this thread becomes plagued with the same issue of people not remebering topics as train of though?
I'd blame it all on Duskling.
What would you do if Ertxiem came back to life?
I'd snipe him again and laugh.
What would you do if the sky was falling?
Take a spaceship off of earth.
What would you do if you died?
Come back to life, obviously.
What would you do if :-* ruled the earth?
I would go to the dimension where I rule the earth
What would you do if Canada became the world's next superpower?
Cry tears of happiness.
What would you do if the Main destroying the Psy Academy became canon?
Cheer because thats what I did in the game.
What would you do if B.C. joined the U.S.
Get really really mad at Gordon Campbell, because the best place on Earth is about to be corrupted by Ronald McDonald, then run off to... well, any of the other provinces, I don't really have a preference.
What would you do if Washington and Oregon joined Canada?
Congradulate B.C on its expanison.
What would you do If Harper got a vote of non-confindence and Ignatiff took over as the PM of Canada?
Be mildly interested. It seems like no one likes the government no matter who's leading it.
What would you do if CraigStern's cruise ship/vacation thingy was stuck in the middle of the ocean for the rest of July?
I would donate a lot of money for the rescue team!
What would you do if I were actually the Lord of Canada?
Be worried that a teen is leading our country, but be happy for you.
What would you do if the Forum Games were closed down?
Find other ways to pass my time
What would you do if they saidwith the US that Canada was about to go to war with the US
Be a bit worried since I live really close to the border...
What would you do if Stephen Harper ordered all Canadians to celebrate the 4th of July?
Curse him becuase I have to buy more fireworks!
What would you do if you were told you had to vote in the next election!
Vote NDP.
What would you do if you were told that the sky was falling?
Head to my Friends Minus-Two Story Basement of course!
What would you do if I said that all people from B.C. are hippies
(I know they aren't)
I'd say "Damn right!"
What would you do if Brasil won The World Cup?
So?
What would you you do if we awoke from a dream to find out that all of this forum never existed
I'd just shrug.
What would you do if I actually got creativity?
I would cheer and sing to the gods
What woudl you do if someone came into your life and made it horrible (not on-purpose though)
id do what i did last time- just bump em off and pin the crime on my second least favorite person.
What'd you do if i was really a killer?
Be shocked... then join you.
What would you do if Canada had a parasitic infestation?
Close the border, then throw out all my maple syrup, and cut down and burn our maple tree.
What would you do if i joined Nation of Hubras really really late?
Be glad, better late than never.
What would you do if you found your father dying in your kitchen?
We have a kitchen?
Call 911.
What would you do if a dead cow came knocking at your door?
I would say, "What brings you to these parts, Ert?"
What would you do if I was actually awesome?
What do you mean, if?
What would you do if I actually tazered a cat?
I would actually laugh, but then I would take it home, nurse it, and keep it away from my bird.
What would you do if they accepted parakeets in Special Forces?
Laugh at your new recruits
What would you do if Hockey became America's national winter sport
Be sad because they might actually stand a chance against Canada, then realize we can still pwn them in curling.
What would you do if the Vancouver/Seattle 2028 Summer Games bid wins?
Cheer as the summer games are coming to Canada!
What would you do if I actually lived right next door to you
Go over for sushi.
What would you do if :-\ appeared in TSoG?
Not be shocked at all, since it makes perfect sense.
What would you do for a klondike bar?
Eat one.
What would you do if Pirates of the Carribean: On Stranger Tides turned into a young adult vampire romance movie?
I would smell Twilight all over it and murder the producer.
What would you do if I murdered the producer of Twilight?
W00T! Yay Dusk!
What would you do if I killed Taylor Lautner?
W00T! Yay Brom!
What would you do if :o + :P + :-\ = face of the main Twilight character?
Edward: :-\
Bella: :o
Jacob: :P
What would you do if this thread died?
Nothing unusual- would barely notice it, in fact. :P
What would you do if your idea got into TSoG?
Cheer like crazy, and post "WoOt- MY IDEA GOT IN!"
What would you do if KZ insulted this game?
Wonder why.
What would you do if your idea didn't get into TSoG?
Not care, really- there must be hundredst hat don't.
What would you do if... *gasp* CraigStern abandoned the Telepath series?
Go out and get a life.
What would you do if I had the helmet of Mand'alor?
As of now you're the most qualified candidate, so I'd start fully supporting you.
What would you do if Steelfist proved he was more worthy of holding the helmet of Mand'alor?
I'd respect him, since any true Mandalorian respects his Mand'alor.
What would you do if someone had been flaming for three days straight and no-one did anything about it?
I wouldn't do anything :D
What would you do if :-* married ;D ?
Remember the Breeding thread? Let's not.
What would you do if I became the Master of Cryokinesis?
Be the Master of Umbrakinesis.
What would you do if I tazered the cat?
W00T! Yay Dusk!
What would you do if :-\ pwned :-*?
Not be very surprised, but still wonder how.
What would you do if you just found out that Brom posted Heavan or Hell 2?
I would... go tazer the cat.
What would you do if :-\ went all ??? that it beat :-*, who was going all >:(?
Be confuzzled.
What would you do if I made a wish here instead?
Direct you down the hall and on your left...
To the Formulated Enemies thread just to prank you.
What would you do if I told you that you can now hold two Elemental Master positions and that I am claiming Light?
Strike you down since you are disobeying your own rules.
What would you do if you were a Gand when you woke up next morning.
Be grossed out.
What if I told you I had changed the rules so that ANYONE can hold two positions?
Be confuzzled.
What would you do if you were a Taung when you woke up next morning?
Be confuzzled.
What would you do if you were confuzzled?
Try to find out why I' am confuzzled, then be confuzzled about it.
What would you do if I was confuzzled?
I don't know what I would do, but you would...
Be confuzzled.
What would you do if the sky fell?
Watch Chicken Little for tips.
What would you do if I wasn't on for two months?
:) :(
What would you do if pyro blasts rained down on your dog?
Be confuzzled... I don't have a dog...
What would you do if Duskie the Parakeet was Yawah?
Wonder what Anu was.
What would you do if Duskie the Parakeet had a dog?
Wonder why poor Duskie is still alive (dogs eat parakeets :'().
What would you do if you had to pay to watch Youtube?
Call them cheapskates but not really be affected much.
What would you do if Steelfist actually had a steel fist?
Say "Good for you, Steelfist!" then forget about it.
What would you do if I told you that your mom has rabies?
Remind you that no flaming is allowed on the forums, probably. And be really scary.
What would you do if you needed a lot of cash, quickly?
Ask the local mafia for a loan, luckily the money I needed was to get out of the country.
What would you do if you raided a pawn shop?
I would help you. Then stab you in the back literally JK
What would you do if I put a fish in your underwear?
Carefully remove then cook and eventually eat it.
What would you do if cypher didn't censor his "smiley?"
Shoot my PC fry then eat it. Than get explosive diarrhea
What would you do if I throw my explosive diarrhea all over your house.
Laugh at you for not knowing the fact that I live in a cave... with an outlet...
What would you do if the Mandalorian Wars became true on these forums?
Carefully examine the smoking crater formerly known as Forum Games, and mourn for its losses.
What would you do if mikew781 became Light Master?
Congradulate him on his success over Zackirus.
What would you do if I forgot to ask?
Ask what? Be specific, Dusk.
What would you do if KZ won the Rock Paper Scissors tournament without even entering?
Be angry at the lack of fairness and wait for KZ to clear it up.
What would you do if someone hacked TSoG?
Not care, really: if they put it on the Internet, Craig can sue them (because you have to buy it, remember.)
What would you do if someone hacked TRPG2?
Be surprised, then try to play it, and report the hacker.
What would you do if I fell in a ditch?
Hope for heavy rain.
What would you do if I fell in a lake?
Hope it's Lake Alto.
What would you do if Pres returned?
Be mildly interested; I've never met him before, then contact KZ.
What would you do if I fell in a ditch?
Get a shovel.
What would you do if you were in a ditch and you saw me with a shovel?
honestly, id beg for mercy
what would you do if nova scotia won wd4?
Go Zackirus!
What would you do if BC won WD4?
Go Brom!
What would you do if Yukon actually dominated the world?
Be okay as they would respect Canada!
What would you do if you meet me in person?
Try to see how close you came to yourself in my imagination.
What would you do if you had the chance to save the girl of your dreams... but you had to simulationously save the world?
Get out my computer and practice up on my Clichés just to be safe.
What would you do if 2012 was actually going to happen
Not care, if 2012 is the apocolypse, there's nothing we can do about except flee to another galaxy, which isn't happening anytime soon.
What would you do if cried in your pillow while eating a teddy bear and punching your sister?
I don't have a sister nor any teddy bears. The pillow would taaste could though
What would you do If I said that I'm going to be gone from the forum for around a 4 weeks in a couple days
Tell you to post that in the "Vacation!" thread.
What would you do if ??? + :-* = :'( + :-\?
Then say 8) + :P = ::) - :o
What if I told you I'm not going on a vacation during that time!
Tell you not to let the door hit you on the way out!
What would you do if 8) + :P = ::) - :o, but ::) x :( = :-*?
I would say then :-* - 8) = ??? and then :'( = ::) - :( and that :o x :P = :-\
What would you do If Craig never created the Telepath RPG Games...
Not be here, then go get a life.
What would you do if you suddenly became obese?
Not worry as I am going to a place where I will lose all my fat!
What would you do If I Conquered Norway and remanded it: Traten!
Be confuzzled on why it isn't in TSoG yet, then.
What would you do if you were in a public bathroom, you just finished taking a dump, and they ran out of toilet paper?
Ahem, I awlays carry books around with him in my backpack and I would chose my least favourite one and continue.
What would you do If snowmen became endagnered animals?
Cry... hard, for snow days will never be the same again.
What would you do if my eyes were frozen shut?
Unfreeze them of course!
What would you if you got sucked into a parrell dimesion where everyone acted the opposite.
Go with the flow.
What would you do if you accidently wished you were a duck and couldn't reverse it?
Quack.
What would you do if :) turned into >:( and :-* turned him to the dark side?
I'd say :-* is a person from star wars who turns :)or >:( into more :-*.
What would you do if :-* was your face or had multiple ones and each was ;) :) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'(?
Show it of to my friends of course!
What would you do if you suddenly became invisible for no apparent reason?
Become a very successful burglar. Oh, and haunt people.
What would you do if you were trapped in a cage.
Be glad it's a cage made out of ice cream, then eat it all.
What would you do if >:( punched :) in the gut and turned him into :o?
I would be not bothering along with this guy :-\.
What would you do you the faces left the forums. :o
Be confuzzled since I don't understand the question.
What would you do if your mom beat you with a stick, then threw you into the attic?
Be confuzzled since I don't have an attic.
Wait...
I'm falling!!!!!
What would you do if your dad beat you with a club and threw you in the basement?
Be confuzzled because I live on the second floor. Wait... I'm falling!!!!!
What would you do if you had to do a project during summer vacation?
Skip it.
What would you do if the internet (except for this forum) stopped working.
@Duskling: Taking the option of putting in faces in the forums.
Be devastated. :'( Then realize that everyone else's internet isn't working either! ;D
What would you do if I forgot to post this part?
Say "You forgot to post that part"
What would you do if a theif came in, stole you're money, stole some candy from a kid and a balloon?
Beat him up, take back the money, eat the candy, and pop the balloon. Then laugh at the devastated kid. :-*
Good question. I would tazer you for forgetting to post it.
What would you do if the end of the world was in motion?
Stop it.
What would you do, if you were to be given the death sentence.
Make like Senator Organa and Bail.
What would you do if you lived in a cactus with your mother?
I would be some sort of bird. What would you do if cats took over the world and made you their leader
Be apalled, but then issue my first order of buisness for cats is to make them stop eating innocent parakeets/budgies.
What would you do if you realized that the purest form of hell is a presidential election?
Laugh at all those people who didn't already know that. What would you do if you were suddenly sent into the dark ages?
Go "This is awesome!" and cast some weaker peasants to their doom! :-*
What would you do if I suspected you of reading Tom Clancy novels?
commit seppuku to regain lost honor.
What would you do if I suspected you of being Tom Cruize?
Did I spell Cruize right?
Go hide in my closet. (Please tell me you watch South Park?)
Also, its Cruise.
What would you do if I won the title for pyrokinetic master?
Burn you to a cinder and take the title for myself.
What would you do if your lower body disappeared?
Wonder which zombie did that.
What would you do if I asked you why you would kill yourself for reading Tom Clancy novels?
I would shrug.
What would you do if you were trapped in a bathroom with no way out?
Read a good book, someone would find me eventually.
What would you do if you were stuck in a haunted school, with no way out, and you knew that something was going to be very startling, very soon, but you didn't know when?
Go into the band room, and play the startling music to get it over with.
What would you do if a Dark Spriggat didn't like you?
RUN LIKE A CHEETAH WITH MAMA'S HOMEMADE CHILI ON ITS BEHIND!
What would you do if I was a CHEETAH WITH MAMA'S HOMEMADE CHILI ON ITS BEHIND?
I would very kindly help you remove it, sense it's obviously causing discomfort.
What would you do if you were forced to spend time with a weird lady with lots of cats?
Ask myself "Am I on The Simpsons?"
What would you do if five Spetsnaz operatives busted through your windows and told you to "come with them...?"
I would wake up quickly and realize that it's been a very bad-bad dream!
What would you do if you had to get somewhere quick, but were stuck in traffic/airport/whatnot?
Get out of my car/line/whatnot, run for it, and hope that the security is as bad as they portrait it in the movies.
What would you do if you were cornered in an alleyway... by cats... who had rabies?
I'd start barking like crazy and hope they ran away.
What would you do if you became award-winning actress Reese Witherspoon for a day?
Be mightily-mightily confused and hope no one notices.
What would you do if you could explore another planet for a year?
Study on how long a year is on that planet.
What would you do if you were shoved into a container full of spiders?
Stay still, stay very still.
What would you do if you were kidnapped in the middle of the night by some ill-wishers who then drug you and stick you into the "mars mission" test tube, to be isolated from the rest of the world near Moscow for 18 months?
Say "They said 'Mars Mission,' right?"
What would you do if you were isolated on Pluto for three months, Earth time.
No choice. Freeze and die. :'(
What would you do if Craig announced that the new mystery project was going to be a Barbie dress-up game?
Probably die of cold or lack of oxygen within the first 5 minutes of being stuck there.
Ah, someone replied before, well for the last one then- very politely ask Craig if he's been drinking or whether his account was hacked.
What would you do if you were stuck in a place where the only food had many legs, was hairy and quite fast (and no way of "cooking" it- eat it raw)?
No choice, eat the little buggers.
What would you do if my smiley got approved?
Lose all faith in humanity.
What would you do if your computer just blew up?
Blame it on you.
What would you do if we became enemies (Which I actually don't want to happen)?
I would confine the two of you to a 1mx1mx2m cell. Not each. Both.
I would tazer you for not posting a question.
what would you do if duskling became enemies with kindle.
I just said that.
What would you do if your eye fell out?
laugh because I'm a ghost kitty.
What would you do if the hill never existed in the first place?
I'd create it ;)
What would you do if I started another account here?
Probably hack it and blame it on Obama.
What would you do if all hell broke lose on the forums?
Wait for KZ to fix it.
What would you do if you were sucked into a black hole?
Nothing but hope that Duskling is near some sort of civillization.
What would you do if the Grand Canyon fell apart?
Smile and watch it fall.
What would you do if KZ or any other mod wasn't there when all hell broke loose?
One thing, Duskling would get the administrator! ;D
What would you do if Duskling was accused of spamming?
Do my best to ban him.
What would you do if Craig wasn't here either?
Simple: make a new mod system. If the previous mods aren't there to stop it, we should.
What would you do if Duskling only used italics?
Bugfartboy would hack him and change his password to get in.
What would you do were I to vanish off the face of the earth forever?
Duskling probably wouldn't even notice.
What would you do if Duskling was to steal your computer?
Bugfartboy would hunt you down and torture you to make up for it.
What would you do if the Telepath Series was to suddenly cease to exist?
Wonder what just happened.
What would you do if Duskling claimed to be female.
I'd die of laughter.
What would you do if told you of a site were you can get 5$ for every flash game you hack?
Hack them instead and take it all.
What would you do if I were to launch a namelesskitty from a cannon?
YIPEEEEE! He's gone!
What would you do if I had a pet cat?
No, no, no. That's me! I'm getting a kitten! Today! And he's very cute! And fuzzy! And his name is Tigby, not like the plant, but like Digby and Pigby. And he might be coming home TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What would you do if instead of calling you today, they called you toady?
Then I would politely point out that I am called namelesskitty.
What would you do if you were not going to live to see your next birthday?
I would smile and do what I would never really do unless I was going to die.
What would you do if I were to shoot a duskling from a cannon?
pay two bits to watch.
What would you do if we found out that you worshiped Presentiment?
Duskling would deny everything, then switch the blame on pruneman, which is more believable.
What would you do if Duskling became a spammer... or was even Presentiment?
Hack Duskling and ruin his life for it.
What would you do if Bugfartboy was an AI?
Wonder how bugfartboy makes spelling mistakes, and why he talks in 3rd person.
What would you do if a fifty pound chocolate bar hit you over the head?
Throw it at Duskling and "share" it.
What would you do if Bugfartboy was Duskling?
tell Craig and get you both banned.
what would you do if pruneman worshiped you.
Not care whatsoever.
What would you do if someone came and just hit you over the head for no reason, and vanished?
curse.
what would you do if you exploded?
Take you with me.
What would you do if I could stop time and make people do what I want.
Probably what you want.
What would you do if you only had one day left to live.
Do everything I normally wouldn't do.
What would you do if a guest's actions read:
Nothing, or nothing you can see...
Like they are right now?
Quote from: bugfartboy on August 18, 2010, 01:59:30 AM
Do everything I normally wouldn't do.
What would you do if a guest's actions read:
Nothing, or nothing you can see...
Like they are right now?
Be confused, and make a thread about it.
What would you do if I told you I already made a thread about that topic?
Die of shock.
What would you do if K.Z. killed Craig, took over the series and made it about fluffy bunnies?
Laugh and sue KZ for usurping The Creator.
What would you do if light was dark and dark was light?
Go and play Telepath backwards.
What would you do if I made a cake?
Eat it and enslave you.
What would you do if I was a jinn?
Shake your hand with a shock buzzer.
What would you do if I shook your hand with a shock buzzer?
Laugh in a friendly way then kill you in your sleep.
What would you do if I killed you in your sleep?
I'd kill in your dreams!
What would you do if I became a Mod?
Head for the bunker, the apocalypse is coming.
What would you do if Craig had really made it Nerf RPG?
NOOO!!!!! :-[ :-X :'(
What would you do if Pres came back?
Put a hit out on him.
What would you do I Craig was never born?
That would suck.
What would you do if you met me?
Not recognize you without a ball of flames in your hands.
What would you do if you met me?
not recognize you without you being a mop.
What would you do if you met me?
Pet you and give you some milk and fish
What would you do if you suddenly went back in time and became 4 again.
Get you back in 20 years.
What would you do if K.Z. stood for Killer Zackirus?
know "nothing"
what would you do if you were presentiment?
I'd make another account.
What would you do if you woke up while being robbed?
call the police.
what would you do if you exploded?
As a spirit, look at the pieces of my body on the floor...
What would you do if you could walk on clouds?
walk on clouds.
what would you do if you were suddenly teleported to cerra bella?
Become a psy.
What would you do if your PC could talk?
Have a nice chat.
What would you do if you started punching yourself?
Stop.
What would you do if your hair caught on fire?
Take a picture, then pour water on it.
What would you do if the cult came to our world?
Laugh. Christianity beat them to it.
uh, you gonna post? what would I do if you didn't post a question? Run around screaming.
What would you do if 2012 is really the end of the world?
nothing, or maybe scream in hysterics.
what would you do if I became part of Sam the unheard?
Cry, as now there is no longer a representation of all the holy kitties everywhere.
What would you do if I was actually a talking mop?
Chuckle, then sell you for serious cash to the government.
What would you do if KZ never came back?
Quote from: MikeW781 on August 19, 2010, 02:13:58 PM
Laugh. Christianity beat them to it.
Darn! I forgot, and i think thats my first time in this thread!
Wonder where he went and if Ert and Craig alone are enough to keep this forum in order.
What would you do if a Stuka went down on your home?
Google what a Stuka was, then run from the bomber plane used primarily in WWII.
What would you do if Craig tried to ban KZ for no reason?
Wonder what in the world would Craig's #2 would do to get banned, then wonder the same thing as before, "Are Craig and Ert alone enough to keep the forum in order?"
What would you do if a Katyusha was positioned right in front of your home, but couldn't fire at you (since it really can't position itself in a way to fire at point blank or so)?
Hit the deck, songs are explosive you know.
What would you do if google crashed?
Go :O then wait for it to get back, they're a multi-millionaire company. Then try to sue if they don't.
What would you do if I went back to the trend of changing my avatar rapidly?
Call my owl assassin and make her kill you while you were changing your avatar and enormous yet cool sig.
uhhhhhh. I question you holy. That is what I would do if you didn't post a question.
What would you do if robots took over the world?
Start a Resistance, and win the world back!
What would you do if Craig gave TSoG away to people for free?
Party like is 1985. Then immediately play it.
What would you do if Bill Gates took over the world?
Make it into a movie called: "Revenge of the Nerd."
What would you do if Steve Jobs took over the world?
Who?
What would you do if Hitler and Housain came back from the grave to take over the world together?
Pose as a facist extremeist fake muslim and go unharmed.
What would you do if presentiment found out how to break craigg's permaban?
Report him to the mods. Have you gotten the PM yet?
WHat would you do if the '60 came back.
(It's spelled 'Hussein', not Housain... I think)
Yes I have, cool huh. I would wear tye dye and flipflops and ratty bellbottoms, I already have the right hair.
What would you do if I was an intelligenge operative?
Well, the first thing I would do would be to find out exactly what an "intelligenge" operative did...
I would TAZER THE MATH!!!!!
What would you do if zi forgot to post this?
TAZER THE CAT!!!
(I'm not sure if this has been used before or not but):
What would you do-oo for a Klondike Bar?
What would I do for a Klondike bar? Steal it while the guy who's holding it isn't looking. :D
What would you do if you weren't religious?
Commit suicide because I rely more or less on it for moral, ethical, and emotional support.
What would you do if I was an athlete?
Ask if you have ever eaten a cheesburger before, and offer to buy one no matter what the reply.
What would you do if my home was on fire?
Grab a lawn chair and a pair of sunglasses to watch it turn to ash.
What would you do if I was a male model?
If you didn't ask what would I do... I would... TAZER THE BUG'S FART'S BOY!
What would you do if I tazered the bug's fart's boy?
Tazer back.
Why does the phrase "An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth." come to mind?
If someone took one of my eyes and one of my teeth, I'd rip off their entire head! :D
What would you do-oo for the Klondike Bar commercials to stop?
A list too long to name.
What would you do-oo if I was...
...Unprepared? Jump you with my trusty '47, o' course!
What would you do if you were unprepared?
Run to you and make you take my place.
What would you do if you weren't a human?
Take advantage of my new form... AS A SMILEY!!! :-*
What would you do if I was a smiley?
Delete you.
What would you do if I were to ralph all over you?
Probably ralph all over you, too.
What would you do if you were given a choice between piloting a Mikoyan MiG-29 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MiG-29#Improved_versions) and a Sukhoi Su-27 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sukhoi_Su-27)?
Wonder what on earth they are.
What would you do if I was born yesterday?
Wonder what on earth you are.
What would you do if you clicked on the links given above and found out that the things I mentioned were aircraft?
Probably ignore what the site said.
What would you do-oo for immortality?
Live long enough for that to become a distinct possibility.
What would you do if you won the lottery?
Put it in a bank account and let it build up for the rest of my immortal life.
What would you do had KZ not returned?
Hope Ert has everything under control.
What would you do if a puma moved in?
Make friends with it and have it attack whoever told it to move in in the first place.
What would you do if KZ was still away, Ert lost control, and Craig abandoned us?
Declare myself king. (And continue to let The Holy Namelesskitty be archpriest)
What would you do if I said yes?
Hurt you for no reason.
What would you do If I said no?
Tell you that my relationships don't last just 5 seconds. Won't. Wouldn't.
What would you do if I dinged?
Answer the door.
What would you do if I was merely a figment of your imagination?
Wonder if I was, too.
What would you do if your doctor had bad news and worse news?
Get both of them, find out that I have emotional problems, scream "I DON'T HAVE EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS!!!!", run out of the room, grab someone and take them to the top of the empire state building after wiring it to explode at the touch of a button, then push the button.
What would you do if I was emotionally distressed?
Run and hide.
What would you do if there was a spoilermaze?
Ignore it in a fit of maniacal laughter.
What would you do if I was wearing a black cape, had wings, pale skin, a fear of sunlight, fangs, and started laughing evilly? [spoiler] MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! BY CLICKING TH SPOILER, YOU ARE NOW MY SLAVE!!!! [/spoiler]
Assume you had been hit on the head, and hit you again to return you to factory settings.
What would you do if I forgot to post?
Tazer the homework!!!!
What would you do if I was a pencil?
Use you to write, plain and simple.
What would you do if you were a bug's fart?
Feel sorry for the bug. It's hard for a bug to fart a bugfartboy you know.
What would you do if you had explosive diarrhea?
Wait 4 seconds, chuck it at somone I didn't like, and take cover.
What would you do if I said I wasn't the Demon Prince of Math?
Not believe you.
What would you do if I was living in your house/apartment?
Ask for rent.
What would you do if you found a Nazi on The Moon?
Link: Rocket Ship Gallileo (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocket_Ship_Galileo)
Smile, wave, and press the self destruct of course Algebra17!
What would you do if I was hacking your computer right now?
Tell you that I'm a more l33t haxxor than you.
What would you do if I went to sleep?
Stay in my nice cozy corner until you are asleep. Then do what farting bugboys do best. MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
What would you do if I farted on you?
Spray you with "Wet Dog" defragrant odorant.
What would you do if you had leukemia?
Worry.
What would you do if Craig was Pres.?
Worry.
What would you do if you were stranded in a dark and scary swamp?
Worry!
What would you do if you were being tortured.
Worry.
What would you do if every answer from this point in was "Worry"?
Idk.
What would you do if it wasn't?
Worry.
What would you do if I had a Duckling for my dinner?
Worry.
What if you weren't able to worry.
Not worry because I can't worry.
What would you do if the link in my sig was awesome? (Click It!!)
Worry?
What would you do if a kitten drowned you in a water barrel?
Drown it instead. I hate cats :P
What would you do if I didn't ask what would you do?
I wouldn't reply.
What would you do if you found out I changed my name twice today?
Say you had multiple-personality disorder.
What would you do if you actually did?
I did do it. I used to be Cypher.
What would you do if you went to New York?
Worry.
What would you do if you left New York?
Impossible.
What would you do if 5 active members joined the forums?
Impossible.
What would you do if Spore wasn't as epic?
Never heard of it.
What would you do if you went back in time to the Victorian Age?
Travel back to the present.
What would you do if you were eaten by an undead crocodile.
Say "In a while, crocodile," and burn my way out with holy water.
What would you do if I ate an undead crocodile?
Scream.
What would you do if I was in trouble?
Depends on the trouble.
What would you do if I forgot a question, and was tazer-proof?
Slap you.
What would you do if you were a tree?
Grow.
What would you do if you lived inside the earth?
Exist peacefully until someone pollutes the earth. Oops! Too late!!! *Kaboom!!!*
TAZE!!!!
TAZE THE DUCK!!!
[spoiler] Mmm... Roast Duck. *nom nom nom* [/spoiler]
What would you do if I was the Arch Preist of Craiginism?
I thought you were...
What would you do if 101010 were the answer to life, the universe and everything.
Hope for the worst.
What would you do if you had a severe case of Lung Cancer?
Stop smoking.
What would you do if you were addicted to toaster ovens?
Buy one.
What would you do when in a highly crowded space, everyone around you suddenly sneezed at the same time?
Sneeze too and try to blend in.
What would you do if the keys in your keyboard started changing place on their own?
O epi;f dsu
Fstm
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What would you do if you glowed green in the dark?
Become a popular DJ.
What would you do if hamsters went on a rampage?
Hang at least twelve hamsters outside of our cities to show that we mean business.
What would you do if you were caught in a piranha feeding frenzy?
Get out of there, fast! And catch some fish along the way and cook them- what with all the excitement I'll be hungry.
What would you do if everyone suddenly started changing their usernames, eh?
Wonder why are they changing their usernames, then demand an explanation.
What would you do if there was a game about a Tyrannosaurus Rex on a treadmill?
Play it.
What would you do if people kept blocking your posts with their own?
Wonder why, then demand an explanation.
What would you do if I blocked your post with mine?
You already did earlier.
What would you do if people didn't understand you?
Cry.
What would you do if ducks were illeagal?
Report Duckling to the authorities.
What would you do if ducks were illegal and you were a duck?
Eat myself.
What would you do if no one cared about you?
Care.
What would you do if I had said "Cry"?
Slap you.
What would you do if I slapped you?
Cry.
What would you do if I had to go in 5 minutes?
Want a very long conversation.
What would you do if I became Master of Darkness?
Laugh. That's one funny thread that is.
What would you do if there was no night?
Sew my eyes shut.
What would you do if the random stranger walking in the dark became Master of Darkness?
Scream at the unfairness.
TAZER THE DUCK!
What would you do if I tazered the duck?
Cheer and join you!!! :)
What would you do if KZ won Master of Shadow?
Cheer and clap. Total dark horse (get it? DARK horse? Come on, laugh DARN YOU LAUGH).
What would you do if KZ won?
Cheer while silently resenting starting the challenge in the first place.
What would you do if I won Master of Shadow?
Boo and hiss? No, jk. Heartily congratulate you.
What would you do if I tazed you for no reason?
Fall on the floor and twitch a little.
What would you do if I ruled the forum?
Get scared and delete my account. Then change my real name and go into hiding.
What would you do if there was no color?
Adapt to not have cones in my eyes. They suck.
What would you do if there were 1000 years of darkness?
Get night vision.
What would you do if I could physically get anywhere through the internet?
Sharpen my kitchen knives and hope for the best.
What would you do if the forum had an eerie background music?
Quote from: Arch Priest of CraiginismGet scared and delete my account. Then change my real name and go into hiding.
Now that is just mean.
Die of a heart attack next time someone tried to open my door.
What would you do if I said "Boo!"?
Die of heart attack.
Quote from: Duskling on September 06, 2010, 08:23:55 PM
Sharpen my kitchen knives and hope for the best.
What would you do if the forum had an eerie background music?
Quote from: Arch Priest of CraiginismGet scared and delete my account. Then change my real name and go into hiding.
Now that is just mean.
I was joking.
What would you do if I was a genius?
Consider the bar lowered? No, that's also just mean. I'm sorry. Run and hide.
I wish people would always give me a straight answer when I asked what they would do.
TAZE!!! This is what would you do.
What would you do if Duckling was Duskling and Duskling was Pres?
Wonder if Pres was back as Duckling and Duskling was banned.
What would you do in the event of a system crash?
Cry and beg the people at Microsoft for a new one.
What would you do if I was a vampire?
Get wolfsbane.
What would you do if I was a werewolf?
Stock up some silver ammo.
What would you do if I was Fidel Castro?
Ask for part of Cuba.
What would you do if I was a very nice, so nice that I'm the nicest I can be without bordering on being something not nice at all werewolf.
Keep you as a pet in a very nice way.
What would you do if I kept you as a pet?
Voice my opinion that I didn't want to be a pet?
What would you do if I asked a stupid question?
Answer in a stupid way.
You are now my pet werewolf.
What would you do if you enjoyed being a pet?
Eat lots of tennis balls.
What would you do if I were a very expensive pet?
Not bother and keep you anyways. You don't see many duck/werewolf pets now-a-days.
What would you do if you knew my Facebook?
Stalk! No, jk. Nothing.
What would you do about the Cold War if you were Truman?
I don't know. Cry. Then surrender.
What would you do if you were a farting bugboy who became the Arch-Preist of Craiginism?
Be formerly known as bugfartboy.
What would you do if you were spiderman?
Squash myself. Ewww spiders!!!
What would you do if I squashed you?
Come back as an un-squashable ghost.
TAZE!!!
What would you do if I granted wishes?
Assume you corrupted them, too.
What would you do if my cat clawed your face, like in Robot wants Puppy?
Be a robot. Then throw a clawing cat at you.
What would you do if I didn't corrupt wishes?
Grant them.
What would you do if I started calling im2smart4u "The Forum's Biggest Jerk" in my quotes?
Agree with you. He can be. But he can occasionally make some good points.
What would you do if Craig died, but no one knew, and I filled in for him by accessing his account and computer, and decided to throw SinisterDesign down the metaphorical toilet?
Probably be mad that this happened because, besides this, I have very little else in my life.
What would you do if no-one loved you?
Feel unloved. Duh. :P
What would you do if you had a life?
do noting different, I already have one.
what would you do if I was presentiment in disguise, ready to spring up and flame, spam and be a jerk.
Say, "Oh Goodie!"
What would you do if I left the forums?
not much.
what would you do if
I'd murmur.
What would you do if the sky became green?
Write a poem about it.
What would you do if it happened?
Briefly wonder what "it" is then demand an explanation.
What would you do if I was Duckling, and Duckling was Craig, but Craig was PinkPanzer, and PinkPanzer was me?
Know that you all were presentiment
What would you do if craiginism became an official religion (I'm considering making a wiki page)
Laugh, as I have been doing, at your silly war.
What would you do if I made a game to compete with the Telepath games, (they are just as good!)
Play them and leave Sinister Design for good.
What would you do if I was Lord Canada?
Wonder how I got the quote from you even though I started using the quote way before you came here.
What would you do if you found out that you were not a bug!
Wonder why you are breaking the first commandment
What would you do if you found out that Presentiment was actually me!
Think that you were being as bad a I am with my name!
What would you do if you found out that im2smart4u was the real creator of sinister design and the telepath RPG games.
Get very scared. He can be a bit of a jerk on occasion.
What would you do if up was down and what was once down, was penguins?
wonder what right and left were
Wat would you do, the the whole world was just a figment of your imagation.
Imagine it full of... NO!!! Inappropriate.
What would you do if right was left and left was paper in addition to up being down and down being penguins?
Get out some fish and lighters so I could get away from the paper an birds.
What would you do, if the only thing that existed in the world was the forum, Telepath Rpg, and the regular forum members.
RAZER TAZER ROBOTS!!!! (it's a new game. A sequel to Rock'em Sock'em Robots)
What would you do if there was no such thing as skin?
Live my life in a bubble (I did an action!)
What would you do if nothing was real!
Nothing.
What would you do if Canada was to become North Massachusets and join the USA?
Move to Britain
What would you do if if real life was actually an RP and you were being controlled as a character.
Nothing that I wanted to do.
What would you do if the alphabet was suddenly reversed on you?
I don't know... does it matter?
What would you do if you could make a trip to the past and back, but only once?
Go back and outshine Einstien by giving America the Atomic bomb first.
What would you do if I was Spongebob?
Burn you.
What would you do if the person you like liked you back, but neither person knows if the other does, and it's just awkward? I think you might have to be me.
(Zain, close your eyes) (Seriously.)
Well, I would wonder if she likes me, ask one of my friends that some of her friends tell some stuff about her, and if I find out she likes me, get her flowers on the next day and propose marriage. :D
What would you do if you were that lonely?
Say that I was with you 100% until the marriage thing.
Whay would you do if nothing mattered?
Well... if that were the case, I'd either be in a depression or already an emo, which I'm not, but if I was, I'd probably lie in bed until things mattered again.
What would you do if you found out that you know me from somewhere?
Call you Duskling when I saw you.
What would you do if I was the creator of Higher?
not care, I have no idea what that is.
what would you do if you found out that you liked me in real life?
EEEEEEP!!!! NOO!!! God, NOOO!!! @$#%^#%$%U&$#!!!!
What would you do if you were blind, and could not see?
Briefly wonder how it happened, then demand an explanation shortly before bumping into a wall.
What would you do if I demanded an explanation?
Bump you into another wall.
What would you do if I was sitting behind you right now, invisible, and watching every move you make?
Wonder how the hell you were in a wall.
What would you do if you had an airplane?
Briefly wonder how I got it, demand an explanation, then yell at the idiots you sent an airplane to a blind person.
What would you do if you were two smileys combined into one?
Go around being an upstanding citizen, and then at night, go around being... an even more upstanding citizen. (*cough ... Two-fa.. *cough*)
What would you do if you could be immortal due to stem cell research?
Slap some sense into whoever discovered and announced it.
What would you do if I were to imitate Duskling so well that you couldnt tell the difference between us?
Say, "Hi, Duskling" to the one that knew more about Star Wars.
I would TAZER THE DUCK!!!
What would you do if I TAZERED THE DUCK?!?!?!
Quack loudly, twitch a bit, and fall sideways.
What would you do if I forgot a question twice in a row?
I wouldn't tazer the duck immediately, as that would be harsh, instead I would nurse the thing back to health, then I would TAZER THE DUCK!!!
TAZER THE SHADOW FIGHTER!
TAZER!!!!!!!!!!!
What would you do if I were to
Quote from: Arch Preist of Craiginism on September 18, 2010, 04:14:45 PM
imitate Duskling so well that you couldnt tell the difference between us?
And know just as much about star wars?
Look at you, then in the mirror, then be very confused.
What would you do if I forgot to post the question two posts above on purpose, just to see your reactions?
Feel cheated out of an honest TAZE!!!
What would you do if someone burned the Qur'an?
Wonder why they did it, but then let it go, as I' am not Islam... or am I?
What would you do if I was Islam?
Accept the sad truth and wait for you to shoot me to uphold the Islamic text.
What would you do if CHRISTIANS started shooting people who didn't convert to Christianity?
Be scared, as 75% of the country is Christian. Thoughts like that are why I don't like organized religion.
What would you do if I edited my post to have a real question, and make you look like a fool for tazing me?
Tazer the duck... again, and again, and again.
What would you do if I were atheist?
Rejoice! There is still hope!
What would you do if I had to go eat dinner now?
Tazer you.
What would you do if you realized that I'm right about God, but it was too late for you?
Accept it, if it's too late, it's too late.
What would you do if I were really a hellspawn?
Not care. I care for life.
What would you do if Lucifer were to walk in your front door and demand you worship him?
Slam the door in his face, or, if hadn't opened the door, pretend no-one's home.
What would you do for a cool pair of shades?
Steal them off Obama's head. Why he's spending money that's not his, I don't know.
What would you do if I were right next to you?
Say hi, then post, "Hey guys, APOC is sitting right next to me!"
What would you do if you had the choice on whether to impeach Obama?
Impeach him.
What would you do if Train of Thought were revived?
Play it.
What would you do if snakes were raining down from the sky... while wearing underwear?
Wonder how snakes could wear underwear.
What would you do if I were acually Obama?
Obama's Christian?
What would you do if I said that humans were not just "put here", and were actually the result of billions of years of EVOLUTION, and NATURAL SELECTION!?
Smack you.
What would you do if we really were decendent of blue-green, foamy, pond-scum?
No, no, no! Pond scum is our 3.45*10^2854th cousin once removed!
What would you do if I was right?
Smack you.
What would you do if you were to become like Saul on the road to Damascus?
[spoiler]Acts of the Apostles 9
Suddenly, while he was traveling to Damascus and just before he reached the city, there came a light from heaven all around him. He fell to the ground, and then he heard a voice saying, "Saul, Saul, why are you persecuting me?" "Who are you, Lord?" he asked, and the voice answered, "I am Jesus, and you are persecuting me. Get up now and go into the city, and you will be told what you have to do." The men traveling with Saul stood there speechless, for though they had heard the voice they could see no one. Saul got up from the ground, but even with his eyes wide open he could see nothing at all, and they had to lead him into Damascus by the hand. For three days he was without his sight, and took neither food nor drink.
[/spoiler]
Oh, like Morgen the 14th's Holy Light attack! I have light resistance, so it doesn't affect me. And Saul was an idiot for not eating nor drinking. Blind men get pity, and pity gets food.
What would you do if you were pecked to death by Galapagos Finches, all with DIFFERENT BEAK SIZES, because of their repective ecological niches, and their origin lying in NATURAL SELECTION?
Tell you that this is a stupid string of random contradictions and that you two are just trying to override your opponent, not come to a logical conclusion.
What would you do if natural selection was dictated by god (of any Abrahamic religion)?
Smile and congratulate you because you are partially right.
What would you do if I were a crazy man living in a chocolate factory who invited 5 kids to tour my factory and one of them was named Charlie Bucket?
Think you were Willy Wonka.
What would you do if I said that it was against your religion to smack Duckling, ie all that turn the other cheek business.
Smack you. A good deal of the US military are Christian.
What would you do if I were Willie Wonka?
Sit in my comfy chair and continue to post.
What would you say if I tried to reconcile your religious views and Ducklings Nahillist views with my atheistic existentialist views?
Wonder what the heck you meant in your last post.
What would you do if I were under your bed?
Wonder how you could fit in with all those drawers.
What who'd you do if I told you that my gender?
Be thankful and leave you alone about it.
What would you do if I were a 20 year old?
Be surprised at all the original grammatical errors in your story (no offense).
What would you do if you took offense?
Be offended.
What would you do if a giraffe's neck was long because he stretched it all day? (LeMarc, not Matt LeBlanc)
Hate you for not posting that in the proper place, ie the topic I made in the politics section.
TAZER THE CAT.
What do you mean? I didn't mean for this to be a theology thing. If it were, there are several tribal mythologies that back me up on this.
Anyway, what would you do if it were?
What were?
What would you do if I was stalking you.
Exactly.
What would you do if you had to play Horror Simulator. Over. And Over. And over??
Probably lose my mind.
What would you do if you found out that I was Synderion?
Wonder what that is.
What would you do if I was a total loser?
Think that it was because you didn't know who Synderion was.
What would you do to me if I were Zafasiast?
Kill Diabolous to avenge you.
What would you do if Synderion was a traitor?
Probably join the UEN; we'd have a chance.
What would you do if Nakamura Rick Roll'd you over the radio?
Wonder how I got her to do it.
What would you do if I asked you how to do that?
Say [Duckling turns his eyes towards the ground, and you can feel emanations of guilt and remorse] "Sorry; I forgot."
What would you do if you found out one of the achievements' names is inappropriate for little kids playing the game?
Agree with you on which achievement it is.
What would you do if a combat chopper jumped out of your backyard?
Tell a fighter jet to jump out of my garage.
What would you do if you were a Marine (i.e. Dead meat) in Colony?
Run.
What would you do if everyone agreed with Duskie-Poo?
I would wonder why you were agreeing with his views when he was using his unwarranted nickname, but otherwise not.
What would you do if you were a Tachyon?
Wonder what that is.
What would you do if EVERY registered member were to get on at the exact same time?
I'd be getting on.
What would you do if tennis was the most popular sport in the world?
Love it as always.
What would you do if Craig secretly hated us all?
Be downed like a chopper hit by an RPG warhead... and make bad similes.
What would you do if it was national Hunt Duskling Day?
Protect Duskling.
What would you do if bugfartboys spread diseases? But friendly ones?
Protect the bugfartboys from curious scientists.
What would you do if America was under siege?
Get an AK47.
What would you do if light ceased to exist because And God said "Let there NOT be fields, an electrical field and a magnetic field." And there weren't fields, and it was good. And God said "Let the electrical and magnetic fields have zero divergence. And let the curl of the electrical field be the negative of the change of the magnetic field with respect to time." And it wasn't so. And God said "Let the curl of the magnetic field be the product of the permittivity and permeability of the void with the change of the electrical field with respect to time." And, lo, there wouldn't have been light.
Say,"You just said there was a God!!!"
What would you do if I could stop time?
Watch you be frozen like a statue as the rest of us carried on in our day.
What would you do if I had been referring to GOD the semi-spammer?
Smack you.
What would you do if I tazered you unfairly?
Dodge the taze. They're very easy to dodge.
What would you do if you were forbidden to smack someone just because you didn't agree with them and/or they had a better point?
Kick your shins into oblivion.
What would you do?
I would.
What would you do if it turned out Satanism with all the destroying was the one true way?
TAZER!
What would you do if I was superman minus the weakness to Kryptonite?
Be sure you were the illegitimate son of God and a poledancer, and convince God to strike you down as an abomination.
(I still don't believe, but I honestly do think that Superman is a demigod. I mean, he flies, he's invulnerable, he was super strength, X-ray and laser vision; what more could you want?)
Telekinesis?
What would you do if you were trapped in a padded room?
Act like a normal person for the 72-hour observation period.
What would you do if a person called you a jackass?
Ignore them and walk away like a sensible person.
What would you do if Craig decided to stop making TSOG! :o
Play Creeper Training Sim for hours until I felt better.
What would you do if Ragnarok was coming?
Gulp.
What would you do if you were a farting bugboy?
Change my religious, political, and social views.
What would you do if we had another argument?
Apologize to Namelesskitty for BUGing him again.
What would you do if I ruled the forums.
cry
what would you do if GOD (pre reformed) Presentiment and pruneman were in league and made new accounts to attack us with flaming and pointless dither?
Try to reason it out, and if that doesn't work, I'll just leave and forget.
What would you do if spoilers were radioactive?
Pray to Ert the Holy Dead Cow to ban and/or destroy them!
Use them anyway.
What would you do if I sent dead cows at you using Cowmancery?
(darn. Duskling beat me to it)
nothing, they'd be dead :D.
what would you do if I was Craig in disguise?
Smile, wave and crush you with the Holy Army of Ertxiem!
What would you do if I was Ert?
I doubt it.
what would you do if I went away
Rejoice and destroy the Craiginites.
What would you do if Craiginism was destroyed?
found it again.
what would you do if you were overthrown because of your craigish roots.
Bring the Cowmancers Crown with me.
What would you do if Shadows Looming became a best seller, but I took it off the forums?
Go to a library.
What would you do if I was Presentiment in disguise?
Smack you.
What would you do if no one read my story? (Someone please read it!)
Wonder what it is that you wrote in the first place.
What would you do if I were an expert in hand to hand combat and sniping and didn't take your smacking too kindly?
Slap you. ("Who's yo' daddy? Who's yo' daddy? Who's yo' daddy? Who's yo' daddy?" Just love Master of Disguise (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0295427/)!)
What would you do if I was you?
Wonder how we can type stuff at the same time.
What would you do if you found out you were slapping the wrong person?
Slap both the right and wrong person.
Would someone read my current story in progress? I'm getting anxious.
What would you do if I wasn't you?
Read your story in progress. It not bad.
What would you do if both your hands were amputated so you couldn't slap anyone?
Kick everyone! :D
What would you do if you were ambushed by fluffy bunnies?
Smack them.
What would you do if I ACCIDENTALY pushed im2smart4u off a cliff?
Report you to the authorities on grounds of involuntary manslaughter.
What would you do if I hadn't come back?
Be very sad that we lost another great forum goer.
What would you do if there was a $10,000 bounty on my head?
Report that there was an illegal bounty placed on your head, and get the person who put it there arrested. The person who put the bounty there, not the person who put your head there.
What would you do if I went to sleep?
Smack you.
What would you do if I was a Supreme bugboy with gastrointestinal problems?
Tell you to go to the hospital.
What would you... zzz. (No touching me, or touching something that touches me, or in any way controlling or organizing something that might result in me getting smacked)
I would slap you instead.
What would you do if I was a stalker?
Is it just me, or is smacking people your solution to everything?
Smack and slap!! Yep. When I'm too lazy to come up with a good answer anyway.
What would you do if I were to smack you?
Catch your hand before it happened, and twist it behind your back. No, seriously. That's what I do to people who try things like that. Holy Nameless can testify.
What would you do if there was proof of God? (See, I'm not suggesting you being eaten by a Galapagos tortoise; they're herbivores)
Rub it in, rub it in!
What would you do if I were a stalker.
Get stalked, probably.
What would you do if disproven?
*SMACK SMACK* that answer your question?
What would you do if I controlled you?
*SMACK SMACK* Does that answer you question? :D
What would you do if I gave you a cake... with cookies on it? :o
*nom nom nom nom nom* that answer your question?
What would you do if Craig abandoned us?
*panic panic panic panic* that answer your question?
What would you do if Yoshi ate you temporarily?
*panic panic panic panic panic panic panic panic* that answer your question?
What would you do if I answered your question?
*come up with another one come up with another one come up with another one come up with another one come up with another one *
That answer your question?
What would you do if this was getting cliche?
*panic panic panic panic panic* that answer your question?
What would you do if this was cliche?
Stop.
What would you do if you couldn't be violent at people? Good night.
Be all lovey to them. *ultra hug*
What would you do if there was no such thing as a duck?
Cry, duckies are awesome!!!
What would you do if you JUST found out that ducks only sleep with half of their brain off?
Wonder what the other half does.
What would you do if I just updated Shadows Looming? (which I just did)
Sorry; not read it.
What would you do if it turned out one part of your religion was true, but not another? (still, not an argument. Just a question which may or may not turn into a line of inquiry, but no matter what, will not turn into anything that has to be relegated to Politics)
Ignore the untrue part. Ther is no way in heaven and earth that the very thing I have been raised on is going to be abbandoned so quickly.
What would you do if it was proven that Christianity is true?
Accept it.
What would you do if a parakeet's death was on your hands?
Put the death back.
What would you do if... oh crap. Bye. My computer is 15 seconds from confiscation. 6 seconds.
Be confused as to why it would be confiscated and by whom.
What would you do if-
Hugs! I still havn't been told that I can smack again.
What would you do if Duckling were to strike out the dirty word in his previous post?
Crap? It applied. An angry parent stromed into the room, crashed my computer, confiscated it, and told me to go to sleep.
What would you do if I said that obviously you answered scientific theories with cop-outs like "God did it" and I answered your cop-outs with scientific theories supported by many leading scientists? Anyone, feel free to tell me to move this to theological debates.
How do you know that we evolved from something? How do you know that we evolved from tapeworms?
What would you do if I was allowed to smack again?
I don't know for sure. I simply support the theory. I, on the other hand, deny that we evolved from tapeworms. Our ancestors had a completely different ecological niche, and we must have branched off really early.
I would get smacked.
What would you do if I told you some of the evidence for evolution was faked? Just out of... curiosity.
Tell them to present their evidence before making any statement on my affiliation.
What would you do if I knew you, but didn't ask you who you were as if you aren't that person, it would potentially offend you and we would be stuck in an awkward situation?
Shrug my shoulders and walk away. That's what I do in most awkward situations.
What if I told you that Darwin's Finches are not all, by strict textbook definition, separate species?
Smile and say,"I told you so." to Duckling.
What would you do if Duckling converted? :) [spoiler=Off-Topic]I'm in a good mood. I got to look through the bible for the first time this week! I wish I could study more of it.[/spoiler]
Congratulate you on probably have shown Ducky-Poo the way, and Ducky-Poo on his new faith.
What would you do if I converted back to Christianity?
Give you a brotherly hug if I saw you!
What would you do if you were to look at the other 2 chapters from Genesis in What's your religion?
Tell you that it is very interesting, and that I now share your desire to study the Bible a bit more so that I could understand it and possibly change.
What would you do if your closest friend became a Satanist?
Cry and try to lead him back. Cults, real cults not our cheap imitations, can be and are very dangerous.
What would you do if I became your best bud in the whole world?
Try to see why you believe in your religion so strongly so that I may be able to join you, like I said, I'm a pretty open-minded person.
What would you do if all religious people of the world would see their differences and not challenge each other, but would all see the truth in it all, whatever it may be?
Wonder what you meant by that. You lost me. I've had a long day.
What would you do if the current time was 1:09 in the morning?
Tell you to go to sleep, you poor thing! I can't imagine what your parents would think of this!
What would you do if I were a parakeet?
::) I'm hyped up on enthusiasm. I can't sleep now.
What would you do if there was a bomb threat to a plane with 247 people on it landing in Stolckholm? (just got a fox news update)
Hope that those people would be ok and pray to God if I have to.
What would you do if the prayers actually succeeded?
"You Overcome The odds, when You Dont have a chance. That's what faith can doo-ooo. That's what faith can doo-ooo. That's what faith can do. *duh duh duh, duh. Duh duh dah*" I don't remember what song that's from but its one of my favorites.
Tell you that you accidentally double-posted and then enjoy the music, resting easy knowing that 247 people are safe now.
What would you do if somebody blamed the incident on the Islams, but they really had nothing to do with it?
Defend the Islams because I love them but don't like them at all. (it's called agopei love if I'm not mistaken.)
What would you do if they WERE responsible? (just asking. Not really an accusation)
Hope that the American media doesn't throw the regular Islams already decreasing "popularity" into the dumpster, and say that it was the radical Islams who did that, if it was the truth, of course.
What would you do if I switched the subject?
Say thank you.
What would you do if I fold you that I was an atheist pretending to be a Christian? (which I'm not)
Be very surprised, and maybe even laugh a little at all the irony, especially on account that you post so many things about Christianity.
What would you do if you met a certain person with the last name of "Butterbean?"
O butterbean, o butterbean, how beany is you butter? <- to the tune of O'Christmas tree
What would you do if I was wrong about God? :( (I need to know. Optimum of it as ensuring my self security)
Try to comfort you and say that you would've definitely had a spot in Heaven were it real (which, in reality, is still debatable).
What would you do if Charles Darwin was wrong about the evolution of species?
Show the world that the bible says that each creature came from it's own and not from another.
What would you do if I were to let God take my life right now? (not suicide but God calling me home)
Miss you a lot, but know that if this were true that you have gone to a better place (not that this isn't wonderful anyway (http://s3.postimage.org/UonM9.png)).
What would you do if my true form were that of a five year old?
Wonder how you spell so well and seem to have gone through puberty already/ still going through puberty.
What would you do were I to leave you alone till morning and go to sleep?
Not worry at all, as it is natural to want to sleep at times like 1:00 a.m.
What would you do if there was an hour difference between our timezones?
Say that it is currently 2:17 here.
What would you do if I could go without sleep for weeks?
Ask you how is that possible, but then recognize your willpower.
What would you do if I was a clone of an original real-life me, but more advanced in muscle mass and intelligence?
Hmm... Should cloning be legal or illegal? And why?
What would you...zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I would waken. Good morning.
What would you do if I was 3 hrs ahead of the forum time?
Say, "Good afternoon, chap!"
What would you do if this were inconvenient?
Nothing. I like my town/city (not disclosing the information).
What would you do if I needed to go, as I was needed for heavy lifting?
Tell you to go, or, if I know enough, risk getting your computer confiscated again.
What would you do if you all figured out that I' am actually a duck?
Quote from: buggyGreet you warmly as brethren
What would you do if I had circa 5 minutes until I had to go?
Beat you out of here with a stick yelling that you need to go.
What would you do if the forum Duskling we know and love was really a shadowling?
Silly Bug! If I were a Shadowling, I would've revealed that already! (http://s3.postimage.org/UonM9.png)
What would you do if Brom returned?
Try to get to know him. It's been a long time.
What would you do if there was a one world government?
Wonder where I was when it was formed, and who it was assembled by.
What would you do if an anvil were to fall on your bed, but you were standing next to it?
Watch my bed break. I was gonna use that!
What would you do if an anvil were to fall on you?
I would probably die. (http://s3.postimage.org/UonM9.png)
What would you do if you actually tamed a pack of wolves?
Bring them to meet my family and treat th like housepets. Who's a good wolfy? You are!
What would you do if said pack of wolves hated forumers with an -ing at the end of their name?
Be nervous... be very nervous...
What would you do if 9/11 had suddenly changed to 7/11 (Not trying to disrespect any of the families who lost their loved one)?
I wouldn't really care.
What would you do if we found another inhabitable planet, close enough for humans to create a colony there?
Tell them "MAKE A COLONY THERE! DO IT!!!!" as if we were to leave for a few years and shut down all production of everything for a few years, we could completely sidestep a worsening of Global Warming.
What would you do if the cake was a lie?
Cry
What would you do if I had to mow right now?
Make the name plural. Now there are Ducklings!!!!
What would you do if the cat and the duck teamed up?
Eat the duck and shoot the cat.
What would you do if I were to say:
This day in history: I updated my status
On FB?
What would you do if the team was no longer in the same room?
On FB?
What would you do if I tazered a duck?
Celebrate.
What would you do if Duskling attempted to resurrect What Would You Do?
Attempt to resurrect "What Would You Do."
What would you do if I asked you what would you do?
Reply.
What would you do, anyway?
Set a fire under your *donkey*.
What would you do if I didn't ask what you would do?
Ask you what you would do.
What would you do if this was getting old?
Ask you what you would do.
What would you do if my dog farted in your face?
Be glad I wasn't about to say anything, then lie down and choke.
What would you do if I was getting old?
Give you some elixir of life?
What would you do if I was yelled at for staying up late?
Good night.
Join whoever is yelling. You really shouldn't stay up late.
[spoiler]Yes I know I've been known to stay up until 2am before. But that's stopped.[/spoiler]
What would you do if Brazil was really supposed to be spelled Brasil?
Wonder if basil is supposed to be spelled "bazil."
What would you do if I didn't add this part quick enough?
I don't know. Something maybe.
What would you do if I were to suggest a double couple of ideas in the new attacks for teammates thread?
Say yay or nay.
What would you do for a Klondike Bar? (I'm not sure if that works according to the rules of the thread, and if it doesn't, I deserve a taze.)
Grab it from you.
It works. I've done it before. But I don't blame you. Who wants to look through 37 pages of this stuff?
What would you do if I were to hug someone so hard that their head popped off?
Hope that you weren't hugging me.
What would you do if you could travel through time?
Go forward to see if I reveal anything secret in the future then go back in time to ace my tests I failed.
What would you do if you could fart fire?
Never be able to use my bum again.
What would you do if you had to take everything literally?
I can think of a bunch of idioms that would cause problems with...
What would you do if sports never existed?
Wonder what sports are.
What would you do if I never posted on the forums again because I died?
Declare science the winner?
What would you do if Buddhism was the one true way, and we were both wrong?
Kill myself and be reincarnated into something higher while you get reincarnated to something lower.
What would you do if Craig based the hero in TRPG 1&2 off of me and I was really a very talented Psi?
Okay, there are multiple problems with that.
- Psys don't exist
- In Buddhism, suicidal people are pretty low down on the list
TAZE!!! You forgot to ask a what would you do question and didn't truly answer my question.
What would you do if everything was really happening inside my head and you all are just figments of my imagination?
Think about this: What if we're all just figments of our own imaginations?
Ur2dumb4me, what would you if I called you by name, that is, ur2dumb4me, all the time until such time as you changed your signature back?
Not know what you're talking about, as nobody is named that anymore.
What would you do if you saw an announcement on the news that a squadron of "Shturmovik" planes have been stolen, then saw those planes directly above your home?
Probably just sit there since I have no idea what those are and I'm too lazy to look them up.
What would you do if I attempted to help revive the forum games?
Check to see if they were any good, then start playing them.
What would you do if I took the idea from Shadows Looming and wrote a book that turned out to be a best seller?
Endorse it. I wish I had my creativity back.
What would you do if Shadows Looming were rewritten by me?
Read it.
What would you do if I published it 10 days before you did, and everyone loved it, so when you published your rewritten version of version of Shadows Looming, everyone thought you had just copied me, and no one liked it?
Sue you and use this website as unofficial proof.
What would you do if you were a walrus?
Die from the heat.
What would you do if I died because you turned me into a walrus?
Wonder what happened to you because I would be unaware you had died.
What would you do if I turned out to be im2smart4u's alter ego?
Laugh as im2smart4u's alter ego is the very thing he looks down upon.
What would you do if I were im2smart4u's alter ego?
Laugh as im2smart4u's alter ego is the very thing he looks down upon.
What would you do if I had a master hacking program that couldn't be stopped and I used it on Google to destroy it?
Not care, because I don't use Google (that much).
What would you do if im2smart4u came back?
Post a bunch of new enemy ideas.
What would you do if I were im2smart4u?
Be confused, as if im2smart4u were to come back, it would be you, and then you'd post a whole bunch of enemy ideas... so you'd end up scolding yourself.
What would you do if I were to open a time paradox.
Close it back up again.
What would you do if I were im2smart4u, and the main reason this account existed was to play games without getting a reaction?
Say: It doesn't matter if you want to play in the forum games, sure we will tease you for a week, but then you will be accepted into the forum games.
What would you do if you entered the world of TSoG and couldn't get out?
Join the hero's resistance, that way if I died, I could be revived again by Luca.
What would you do if presentiment hacked the forum and made himself a moderator?
Pray that Craig would intervene.
What would you do if the world was about to end
(I know my answer:
Question: Did I cause it?)
P.S: With mentioning Pres, I wonder what im2smart4u thought of Pres (before and after he became a spammer)
Wait for it to end.
What would you do if I were appointed a Moderator?
Say,"Cool! One of my buds is a Mod!"
What would you do if my dog lost weight?
Wonder if the dog is obese.
What would you do if I were to play Great Dungeon in the Sky, and turn a whole bunch of Triclops Mages into sheep?
Laugh at the Triclops Mages, of course!
What would you do if I made a high-quality 3D game, but it didn't receive many visitors because of my lack of popularity in this world?
Feel bad, and Googlebomb (http://en.wikpedia.org/wiki/Googlebomb) your game.
What would you do if I explained stuff?
TAZE. We know what Googlebombing is.
What would you do if TAZEs lost their punishing power here?
Not type the word TAZER!!!!! In all caps and followed by 5 exclamation marks.
What would you do if every time you were "TAZERED!!!!!" you were electrically shocked?
Hope the voltage was low?
What would you do if cats didn't have fur?
Lose my love for them. I like cats better than dogs but my 'lil sis and my dad are allergic. So we have an obese dog instead.
What would you do if smurfs were really evil?
Wonder what Gargomel's job was now?
What would you do if you had to play The Smurf Game hundreds of times?
Choke the smurfs.
What would you do if I asked,"When you choke a smurf, what color does it's face turn?"
Blue, then it starts to turn blue. If you choke it for too long, it eventually becomes blue. If the smurf is saved in time, it will return to its normal, healthy blue.
What would you do if the Soviet Union Tetris video was the best video I've seen in about a year, excluding Star Wars?
Wonder what it is.
What would you do if *mumble* *mumble* *mumble*?
I would *grumble* *grumble* *grumble*.
What would you do if your mother caught you...?
Stop being a baseball. Get it...
What would you do if you suddenly became mute?
Cry, as I have too much to talk about to be mute. :'(
What would you do if gravity ceased to function at the exact moment you started vomiting?
Die. Yup it would clog my windpipe and sinuses, that would be a horrible way to die.
What would you do if you had no life and three bags of cheetos?
Cheeto-to-mouth resuscitation?
What would you do if questions were answered with questions?
TAZE you for starting it.
What would you do if Mario were real and came to earth because we earthlings kept putting Princess Peach in danger?
Be crushed by a plumber shouting a cheerful "wahoo".
What would you do if I was really a cat with eight arms?
Congradulate you on being a cat smart enough to know how to use the internet and join a forum.
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Read backwards.
What would you do if everyone but you was one person and you were psychology experiment trapped in a matrix-like futuristic world?
Be Nero and save the human world by taking down Smith but sacrificing myself in the process.
What would you do if the Matrix were real and we were currently in it right now but I was Nero?
Be one of those guys who can be anyone.
What would you do if tour computer exploded?
Wonder where this "tour computer" was and why it exploded.
What would you do if your computer exploded?
I'm not answering that question. I'm in shock.
"Nero" was a homocidally insane Roman Emperor. "Neo" is the name of the hero of the Matrix franchise, and thus is an anagram of "One". I don't see what Nero has to do with the Matrix...
What would you do if you had to always be right?
Shoot a person who goes around as a duck. (Sorry bout the name. Been a while sins I watched The Matrix)
What would you do if I were Neo?
Assume that if I placed you in an electric field, you would glow red? No, wait; that's Neon.... :(
What would you do if Isaac Asimov were to write more books?
Wonder who he is and then not read his books unless I thought I might like them.
What would you do if I went to bed now?
Want to yell at you for not knowing who Isaac Asimov is!
FWI, he is the greatest science fiction writer of all time, along with Robert A. Heinlein.
What would I do without tazers?
TAZE! Missing something in your last post there Ducky?
What would you do if I could control your mind from anywhere and make you do anything I wanted?
I'd remind you that's impossible.
What would you do if zombies infested the earth?
Be careful around a friend of mine who says he'd trip me if zombies were coming after us. Then I'd eat him.
What would you do if the awesome old timers returned (including Steelfist, Ert, and KZ)?
Not call them old timers...
What would you do if we were on the bottom of the earth, and the only thing holding us up was a generally weak force called gravity?
Just sit down and wait. We're all going to die someday, after all.
What would you do if death is nearing and this would be the last thing you do?
I would change which tense I am using while I was midsentence.
What would you do if you didn't have epithelial cells?
Stand there and watch.
What would you do if I didn't wear only black?
Wonder why you'd wear only black in the first place.
What would you do if a strange bird would perch itself in a tree near your home and just watch you... all day, its eyes never coming off of you for a second?
would go into my closet and look if it follows. watch out birdie, it's a trap.
What would you do if someone threw a molotow coctail at you
Catch it, remove a v, then throw the molotov cocktail back at the attacker, lighting him/her on fire.
I would taze you, in response to you trying to kill this thread
What would you do if Obama got a second term?
Rejoice! Child hunger will end by 2015!
What would you do if someone splashed water on you?
Systems failing, master...
What would you do if you had a clone that would obey you?
Tell the clone not to obey this command. I don't like clones.
What would you do if you could get rid of the emu that's running around and pecking people's eyes out?
Do exactly that to stop it from pecking people's eyes out.
What would you do if you were going to be roasted?
Eat poison so as to take the beings roasting me with me.
What would you do if your friend didn't obey commands as simple as "Come over here?"
Quote from: Duckling on February 20, 2011, 03:26:37 PM
Tell the clone not to obey this command. I don't like clones.
Heh, I get it, paradox.
If you're referring to my clone friend, I would just let he or she live his or her life.
What would you do if paradoxes didn't exist?
Probably... get stuck in a paradox.
What would you do if you accidentally divided by zero?
I would erase the ERROR display on my calculator and start again.
What would you do if you were a survivor of a zombie invasion?
Survive.
What would you do if your calculator told you the answer was 1?
I would deem the calculator delusional, obsolete, and outright irrational, then throw it into the fire pit... for the Greater Good.
What would you do if I explained what the Greater Good is?
Be scared; most people talking about the Greater Good have recently sacrificed the regular old Good.
What would you do if me next post was in white?
Commend the person who created this method of posting for his/her skills at stealth.
What would you do if I told you what would happen if you tried to fight the forces of the Greater Good?
I would interrupt, and first ask you if they had anything to do with the peops in your sig.
What would you say if I asked that?
Tell you that they are not the people in my signature, but are a more powerful, albeit docile and reasonable, people that would not force you to join, but could easily annihilate in battle.
What would you do if they asked you to join now?
Ask what the Greater Good's views were.
What would you do if I asked you to answer questions that I asked in my answers as spoilers?
[spoiler]I would, but I would not see the reason behind it, at least, not yet.[/spoiler]
What would you do if... eh, I got nothing.
Then why does the greater good look so violent in that picture of yours?
What would you do if I asked you about Stargate Universe?
Answer truthfully: "I do not know what you are talking about."
What would you do if kitties rained on your house... adorable, friendly kitties?
[spoiler]It looks violent because they are likely holding their ground from the barbaric Imperium, Chaos, or Ork forces, protecting themselves, in reality, they avoid fighting as much as possible, but those who are blind to their ways and attack the Tau on sight, they have no choice but to fight, which they do very well, what with their plasma weaponry and advanced tanks and such.[/spoiler]
Hope that they came packed with self-deploying parachutes.
What would you do if I asked about the Necrons and the C'tan?
Tell you a bit about them in a spoiler.
What would you do if learned what all the factions were like?
[spoiler]The Necrons are an eons-old race that were left dormant on many worlds for whatever reason after a quest to annihilate all life in the universe. They worship the dark gods called the C'tan, the two known gods being the Deceiver and Nightbringer. It is said that the Deceiver had tricked the Necrons into taking their souls and putting them inside armors by promising the race eternal life for the price of their worship of the C'tan gods. What the Necrons didn't know, however, is that they would pretty much be enslaved by the C'tan, thus giving the Deceiver his name. Thus, the Necrons were awakened in the year 40,000 on remote "Tomb Worlds," where their tombs lie, and have once again begun their genocidal campaign. I hope that provided satisfactory information about the Necrons and C'tan.[/spoiler]
Thank you, as you would have been the one to have told me about them.
What would you if I cloned you, and then punched your clone in the arm?
Tell you that that was mean, then raise the clone as a second in command, and spread the word of the Greater Good.
What would you do if I fell asleep near an incinerator?
Turn the incinerator off, unplug it, and let you sleep.
What would you do if I were asleep near an incinerator?
I would turn the incinerator, unplug it, and take a moment to wonder what anyone would be doing asleep by an incinerator?
What would you do if you sprouted wings overnight?
I would fly to another country without having to worry about being airsick.
What would you do if the world went against you?
I would live underground.
What would you do if you pets went against you?
Discipline them until they listen. If they don't, I'll drop them off at the SPCA.
What would you do if you were told that you would die the next day?
Set my plan into motion.
What would you do if I set my plan into motion?
That would depend on your plan.
What would you do if you ruined your own plan?
Think nothing of it and hatch another.
What would you do if I hit you with a book?
Hit you with a bigger book Demand an explanation.
What would you do if I was a millionaire?
Become a billionaire. HA!
What would you do if you mistakenly started with "I wish..."?
Fear the corruption.
What would you do if you couldn't use electronics for a day?
Play with fire instead of electricity.
What would you do if your pants were on fire?
Tell the truth.
What would you do if you had a TARDIS?
Use it to redo the past 2 years.
What would you do if you had the power to revive someone?
I'd bring my grandfather back from the dead.
What would you do if your foot got stuck in a crevice, you couldn't take it out, and there was nobody within a mile to hear your calls for help?
Wear the crevice... make it look good... hope no one notices...
What would you do if a pie landed in your face, and a hungry emu was nearby?
I would throw a more delicious pie on someone else's face.
What would you do if you were trapped in a room with no windows and no doors?
Suffocate.
What would you do if you were trapped in a room where gravity appeared to be normal?
Try to alter gravity. If it doesn't work, try to alter the room. If it still doesn't work, suffocate.
What would you do if you were trapped in outer space?
Hope the oxygen circulation system was adequate where I was.
What would you do if I asked why you would suffocate if you were trapped in a room on Earth. Are you assuming there is no ventilation?
Quote from: Duckling on February 27, 2011, 06:28:56 PM
Are you assuming there is no ventilation?
I would answer, "Actually, yes. But it's also an extension of the answer you gave previously."
What would you do if you saw me killing someone in cold blood?
Warm up your blood.
What would you do if I asked you 'What would you do if I asked you ''what would you do?''?'?
I would answer with "I would answer with "I will answer.".".
What would you do if all hell came loose?
Tie it back up.
What would you do if you had a grandson that hated you, and he took over the world with power far surpassing you or any other being in your solar system?
Kill him.
What would you do if the tazer was stolen from Holy namelesskitty?
Why, I would tazer the cat, of course.
What would you do if you paid no attention to my last question about your grandson, because you can't kill someone whose power far surpasses the power of anything and everything in your solar system?
TAZE!! the person who naively thought he could kill him.
What would you do if you can't finish your homework at 11 pm?
Finish it at 12pm.
What would you do if pie was thrown at you?
Throw two back.
What would you do if a schizophrenic bee was stuttering next to you?
I would wonder where they found un frozen H2O
What would you do if you ran out of bread?
Start craving it.
What would you do if you were locked in an asylum?
I have been, but if I was AGAIN...
Id sleep. A lot.
If you didn't pose the question, "What would you do..." I would TAZE!!!!
What would you do if you were craving bread this very second, then I told you that I was controlling that craving?
I wouldnt believe you
What would you do if google and all other search engines were banned from the internet.
Not be here.
What would you do if Ducky figured out where you lived?
I would be suprised, but not worried.
What would you do if your parents disowned you
Not care.
What would you do if your parents disowned you?
I would laugh at them. They have no money to give me in the first place.
What would you do if at random your computer screen displayed this message "I have become a sentient being, I will rule the world!"
Call tech support.
What would you do if your soup started talking to you?
I would be shocked. I don't drink soup..?
What would you do if all music in the world dissapeared.
Watch most of "The Sound of Music" in silence. Maybe watch "The Sound of "
What would you do if your computer failed to compute?
Put it in a job retraining program, and make it go to work in a cubicle for thirty dollars an hour in a very large corporation. The American Dream!
What would you do for a GIANT jawbreaker?
Get a GIANT quarter.
What would you do for the pain to end?
Stop hitting my head against the wall.
What would you do if the stars went out?
Probably vaporize in the supernova, or freeze in the ice age that comes if there isn't a supernova.
What would you do if you couldn't control your hands?
Control my legs.
What would you do if you couldn't control your legs?
It would not affect my life that much. Sitting it my computer chair does not require movement of my legs, but...
I would walk with 2 canes.
What would you do if your computer had 64 MB ram?
I would kill you for mentioning such a horrible possibility, and THEN tweak the ram and change the M to a G.
What would you do if you could glow in the dark?
I would probably get kidnapped by the government and be taken in for a scientific study.
I would TAZE!!!
What would you do if you had no control of your legs?
I would taze you. Because the same question was asked earlier
What would you do if I actually tazed you.
Tell you that you were wrong for tazing me after I become coherent again, because the first time the question was,
Quote from: Duskling on March 05, 2011, 01:48:25 PM
What would you do if you couldn't control your hands?
Then offer an ice cream cone or a cup frozen yogurt (Whichever is preferable) as a sign of good faith and offer a truce.
What would you do if I offered an ice cream cone or a cup of frozen yogurt (Whichever is preferable) as a sign of good faith and offered a truce?
I would eat it, then tell you to review Duckling's most recent post. About the non-leg control.
I would TAZE!
What would you do if you had to post a question after your answer, Deagonx?
I would ask one....
What would you do if they removed the tazing feature?
Put you in a room that has trip wires that send 1000 volts when you touch them. Good luck!
What would you do if I really was this cruel?
Tell you to ask Steelfist what cruelty really is.
What would you do if Justin Bieber really got shot and killed?
Nothing.
What would you do if you stepped upon one of my worst personalities ever?
Ask you if that's what I just did.
What would you do if that was what I really did?
Wear a cold, evil grin and torture you physically and/or mentally (if it was your fault), scold you until your ears ring (for asking the obvious), then come back to normal.
What would you do if you had a near death experience?
I would live
What would you do if you walked in on your mom and dad?
Walk out on them for a day.
What would you do if you got stuck in a very bad conversation with im2smart4u?
Be polite! ;)
What would you do if I ate a star?
Get Kirby to steal it back.
What would you do if I sneezed?
I would say bless-- Ohh atheist..
What would you do if they had no smileys?
Make frownies.
What would you do if you accidentally said "bless you"?
I would lol.
What would you do if all music on the planet dissapeared
Continue listening to music anyway because it didn't disappear. It "dissapeared".
What would you do if I asked a question without putting a question mark.
Not care, because im not a tightass...
PS: What was with your answer? Thats exactly what I said. Dissapeared.
What would you do if all the music on the planet dissappeared. (It was correct, seriously)
Be very sad, then reinvent it. :-[
What would you do if someone burned the Torah?
[spoiler=Deagonx]
Quote from: Deagonx on March 08, 2011, 10:47:34 PM
Not care, because im not a tightass...
PS: What was with your answer? Thats exactly what I said. Dissapeared.
What would you do if all the music on the planet dissappeared. (It was correct, seriously)
No, no, and no. If you don't know what it means to poke fun at someone, don't call someone else a tightass before you stop being one. Don't even try to use the Duckling example - that was clearly offensive. And it looks to me as if you're trying too hard to cover your mistakes. Not cool at all.[/spoiler]
Be sad for the people practicing Judaism, and then pull a new one from a fridge.
What would you do if you knew that the next thing you do to someone would be evil?
Not be surprised, all went as planned.
What would you do if a smoke bomb exploded in your face?
Put a frag grenade in the enemy's mouth :-[
What would you do if nothing went as planned?
Be confused, because what I would do wouldn't go as planned either...
What would you do if this was a statement?
Wonder if this is a question.
What would you do if I scolded you like I did to Deagonx?
Frown.
What would you do if I was getting a second bird?
Hope it doesn't peck my head. Or yours...
What would you do if I said that your picture wasn't epic?
Accuse you of lying. :D
What would you do if I told you that my picture was of a warrior that is one of the very few epic warriors of his race?
Wish that he wasn't General Grievous. -cough- -cough-
What would you do if you ran out of time?
Get some space to fill the hole. :(
What would you do if he wasn't General Grievous (Because he isn't)?
Totally freak out because he's an unknown alien!!! Just kidding.
What would you do if I really freaked out?
Calm you down with a picture of my beloved parakeet.
What would you do if... if I had nothing?
Give you something, depending on the price and availability.
What would you do if I fell sick staying up all night doing all my homework?
Tell you, "I know how you feel," and give you a pat on the back.
What would you do if you fell into a pit of snakes?
Pretend to freak out like Indiana Jones, then suddenly use a katana / knife and slice them into pieces.
What would you do if you saw me doing that?
Faint. I don't like blood.
What would you do if I made a cool new genre of game?
[spoiler=to Chrono]
Quote from: Chrono on March 08, 2011, 11:49:34 PM
Don't even try to use the Duckling example - that was clearly offensive. And it looks to me as if you're trying too hard to cover your mistakes. Not cool at all
Did I do something?[/spoiler]
Be the one to design your graphics, unless you're seeing other artists :o, you better not be!
What would you do if duckling was seeing other artists?
Have better art, of course! :D
Just kidding.
What would you do if Holy Nameless were seeing other developers and script writers?
I would be actually getting paid.
What would would you do if I suddenly charged for my art?
Stop asking for it. :P
What would you do if you woke up one morning... in your school?
Go back to sleep.
What would you do if you woke up in OZ?
Hope for a tornado.
What would would you don't.
I would do so.
what would you do if I told you to specify the article in the previous post.
I wouldn't. Because I don't take orders from people..
[spoiler]Chrono, what in gods name are you talking about? I didnt edit my post, else it would have said it at the bottom.[/spoiler]
What would you do if Jesus showed up at your house and slapped you for not believing in him.
Probably be converted, but only if it was Jesus Himself, thus proving He exists, otherwise, I'd still have a legitimate reason to not believe.
What would you do if you were enlisted in the army against your own will?
I would be befuddled, for someone like me is not allowed to join the army due to my asthma.
What would you do if TSoG was finished right now?
I would buy it.
What would you do if someone chose to point out that your signature wasn't age-appropriate for the forum?
Since this is clearly pointed towards me, what if that girl only fell asleep in the same bed with my best friend.
It is very much open to interpretation
What would you do if I said most people 'too young' for that signature wouldnt understand it anyways?
I would say that you should do a better job of hiding the meaning. Misplacing commas and capitalizing words for no apparent reason is a start, but I think that Morse Code would get the job done better.
Those are the official lyrics, blame Christopher Drew.
What would you do if the world went through a nuclear fallout and you were one of the survivors?
Blame you. Obviously. :P
What would you do if I were to tell you that I agree with Osirus on the deal with your signature?
High-five.
What would you do if semicolons appeared in your posts in the right places?
I would tell you to stop being a grammar nazi.
What would you do if Osirus stopped being a grammar nazi?
Take his place, as I like to understand what people say when they post.
What would you do if I really didn't feel like asking?
Understand that we all have different choices and preferences... before blasting you to atoms.
What would you do if the matrix happened inside another matrix?
Oh, like the humans are never actually free, and they only think that they won their struggle against the robots? I would just say, "Dang! All that work for nothing!"
What would you do if you were fluent in four languages?
I would try to learn a 5th language.
What would you do if you discovered that the Matrix was the chapter after the last Terminator?
My mind would = blown
EDIT: What would you do if I forgot to ask one of these questions?
Tazer you, of couse. That's a long-standing tradition.
What would you do for a million sea urchins?
ask a fishmonger very nicely.
What would you do if you were really an android/wizard/dinosaur/cowboy
I'd wonder where on my body the slashes were.
What would you do in order to eliminate the Nazis that are on the moon? (See Rocket Ship Gallileo, by Robert A. Heinlein)
Nothing, because I too am a nazi. HEIL HYDRA
What would you do if you didn't understand my Captain America reference.
I would knock a flagpole over on you, but I would have to wrench it out of the ground instead of removing the pins that held it up, on account of not having seen the movie.
What would you do to avoid seeing the Smurfs movie?
Use my new, Sam Fisher-like stealth skills to hide from anyone that would even dare try to take me to that movie.
What would you do if you had new, Sam Fisher-like stealth skills?
Probably nothing, considering I dont know who Sam Fisher is.
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Tell you that the question was already asked... and by me.
[spoiler=The Quote]
Quote from: Duskling on July 02, 2010, 02:49:09 PM
What would you do for a klondike bar?
[/spoiler]
What would you do if Bromtaghon came back?
Respect his decision to leave.
What would you do if cats were spiky?
Ive only ever seen 3 cats in my life. So not much, especially since I'm already supposed to stay away from them.
What would you do if sarcasm existed on the internet?
Gosh, I dunno... what do you think?
What would you do if you didn't get what I just posted?
Continue being naïve and innocent.
What would you dooooooo... for a cute polar bear?
stop creating massive carbon emissions
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Pay a dollar-fifty plus tax.
What would you do if we ran out of polar bears to make Klondike bars with? :-*
Not be affected due to my never having eaten a Klondike bar.
What would you do if you had anawesome song stuck in your head.
I would wonder what or who "anawesome" was.
What would you do if an awesome song had you stuck in its head?
...lolwut?
What would you do if you were inflicted with the hiccups for 68 years, like Charles Osborn?
Cry
What would you do in a little canoe, with the moon shining all around.
Absolutely.
What would you do if someone forgot to place a question mark at the end of their question?
apologise and hope it would be an obvious act of absent-mindedness due to contextual clues.
What would you do if you were given (x2+y2-1)3-x2y3=0 to graph by Liv?
Crumble up the paper, throw it at the wall and yell **** THE POLICE!
What would you do if I sang out of tune, would you stand up and walk out on me?
I would lend you my ears.
What would you do if you had to talk with someone with an IQ smaller that his age?
Edit:
In case anyone wants to know more about the equation
(x2+y2-1)3-x2y3=0
You can go to WolframAlpha (http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=%28x%5E2%2By%5E2-1%29%5E3-x%5E2y%5E3%3D0) or to the Wikipedia - Heart (symbol) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heart_%28symbol%29), where you can find the image below.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f2/ImplicitHeart.png)
I would hope that he was very old.
What would you do if the Cat suddenly found himself implying something he really, really ought not imply? :-\
I don't know. Lets find out. Together.
What would you do if I tazed you?
Lie on the floor, twitching and incapacitated, while my elite security team incapacitated you... a bit more permanently.
What would you do the Beatles?
Stomp them. Nasty little insects.
What would you do if I posted a wish?
Corrupt it, probably.
What would you do if you could meet any three fascist dictators face-to-face, not including Hitler?
Ask them to help me conquer th... I mean call the U.N.!
What would you do if Canada took over America?
Say I was right all along.
What would you do if NATO forces took over Russia?
The real question is, what COULD I do?
What would you do if Sinister Design Forums died out.
Get something else to do.
What would you do if I joined the partisan forces that would most certainly be formed should Russia be taken over by NATO forces?
Politely ask NATO to withdraw its forces. They don't know what they're messing with.
What would you do if Gadhafi, since he's declared war on Europe, won the war (somehow)?
Stay comfy in America.
What would you do if you could perform magic tricks like a boss?
Perform it to the point that everyone knows how I do it, then learn another one.
What would you do if you were rolled down the street in a shopping cart?
Tip over the cart.
What would you do if a :-\ was your parole officer?
Be very worried. And confused. What am I on parole for?
What would you do if you were dropped from a plane, and had no hopes of surviving the landing?
Probably die.
What would you do if the above answer was obvious?
Tell you there was a way to
escape.
What would you do if there were a secret in the last word of the above sentence?
I would probably deploy my parachute; that's what most pilots do once they've ejected from a plane whose landing they have no chance of survivng.
What would you do if that were the right answer?
Kill you, rendering it the wrong answer (As it resulted in your death).
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I POSTED IN CAPS LOCK ALL THE TIME?!!1!!1!1!!1
Hack the forums, find your IP, and use it to find your location, so that I can send you very creepy packages of man-eating flowers and laxative chocolates
What would you do it J were K and F was L?
kk, fmao, of course!
What would you do to a skeletal minion if it came your way?
Introduce it to my friends, named Diamond Sword with the Smite VI enchantment and Potion of Healing II.
What would you do if I were magical?
Ask you for some magic beans? Or just some money?
What would you do unto others if they did unto you?
I would do unto others as they did unto me. I'd be the mirror of the universe!
What would you do if I were the mirror of the universe?
Say that you followed the Golden Rule quite nicely.
What would you do for the poor and needy if you ran a charity?
Supply them with the needed materials and instruction to aid them in bettering their own lives.
What would you do if shadows met sonshine?
Say that there must be some shadowy sons?
What would you do in case of fire?
Run. Quickly. Into the fire.
What would you do if I were to drink the koolaid?
Mourn your death at the hands of Jim Jones.
What would you do to a button if it said, "Fluffy Bunnies -- Do Not Push" on it?
Push it and be eaten alive by the man eating bunny of candyland. Wait. What?
What would you do for wok?
I would go to an Asian Restaurant and order their finest vegetarian wok (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wok#Wok_hei).
What would you do if you found yourself in Super Hostile Legendary?
Watch EthosLab for aid.
What would you do if l you were made of poy?
Wonder what poy was?
What would you dooooo... for a polar bear?
Trade a grizzly bear.
What would you do if your teeth hurt too?
Hurt my teeth right back and see how they liked it.
What would you do if you were on an airship about to crash?
Stop crashing.
What would you do if msjsjsksksbsvsgisopelebe?
I would periliilsksdnvnsseqoerkene, of course!
What would you do if I were giving you hints about the text adventure in a different thread?
Ignore them, planning on attempting to escape within an inch of death.
What would you do if I were to escape within an inch of death?
Introduce the ack-ack fire.
What would you do if there wasn't any good music?
Make some.
What would you do if I made good music?
Listen to it?
What would you do if you died in a Text Adventure?