Those are pretty good... I don't get the third one though. ???Aren't dull jokes the point?
Those are pretty good... I don't get the third one though. ???Grass= Weed/Pot
Those are pretty good... I don't get the third one though. ???
Nice, I liked the piano and clock ones.
VENUSIAN: | Hey, Mister! Know any Martians? |
EARTHLING: | No... why? |
VENUSIAN: | That's strange. I've done a study on thy culture, and I find all sorts of references to them. |
EARTHLING: | Yeah? Like what? |
VENUSIAN: | Well, there's that song your God-worshipping fighters sing. I believe it's called: "Battle Hymn of the Republic." |
EARTHLING: | Really? I don't remember any Martians in that song... |
VENUSIAN: | Well, there's the chorus; it goes, "Glory, glory hallelujah, Glory, glory hallelujah, Glory, glory hallelujah --" |
EARTHLING: | Yeah? I'm not seeing the Martians. |
VENUSIAN: | "-- as we go Martian on..." |
since being "on a wall" mightdon't you mean "in a wall" ?
Caveman 1: | What dat? |
Caveman 2: | Issa wheel. |
Caveman 1: | Issa wheel? |
Caveman 2: | Yah. |
Caveman 1: | Well, why issa triangle? Most wheels I see are squarish. |
Caveman 2: | 'Cuz issa new wheel. Issa improvement on da last one. |
Caveman 1: | Improvement? |
Caveman 2: | Yah. Issa eliminates one bump. |