The first game seemed to do pretty well, so here we go:
Basically, we start at 100. You post an action, and the next person will explain why it's good or bad, and give you between -5 and +5 points, which are then added to the total. If we reach 0, we go to Hell, if we reach 200 we go to Heaven. Don't forget to post an action, or I will hunt you down... and buy you an ice cream sandwich.
I'll start!
I buy someone an ice cream sandwich.
Total: 100
+5, you buy someone an ice-cream sandwich! That was kind! Despite the bread having a deadly mould growing on it; it's the thought that counts!
Total:105
I stop the person eating the deadly ice cream sandwich, then explain that, had they eaten it, they would have died.
+5, you saved someone's life, -1, they're still hungry
Total: 109
I write a book
+5 the book inspires somebody!
New total 114
I try to get to heavan!
-5 Your post is obsolete, you misspelled heaven!
Total: 109
I post a huge awesome smiley :o censored :o
What the hell is that!!!!!!!!
I'm sorry, but if that's what I think it is, I'm scarred.
It's censored :o but I understand ;)
-5 You're smiley is so huge and awesome it made some one faint and had to go to the hospital
Total: 104
I post a huge awesome smiley censored
I go to the Ritz Carlton
-5 You make poor people so jealous because your living the life and they're not.
Total: 99
I stab the prime minister of canada with a plastic fork.
+5 Your live demonstration of the new model of the "safe domestic plastic fork of the future" has inspired millions to buy it and boosted Canada's economy
Total: 104
I look around very, very suspiciously...
PS
Duly noted. I was checking this thread... for other reasons.
KZ! it is only up to 5 not 10!
-5 while you were doing that somebody mugged you
Total: 99
I colonize the moon and I become its leader!
-5 During the colonization you made the mood explode destroyed the tides and large pices of the moon fell into earth's atmosphere destroying North and South America.
Total:94
I take over the world... of cotton candy.
+ 3 You wake up and find yourself in a mental hosiptal. Everyone else is safe from you
Total: 97
I become the Prime Minister of Canada
+5 You just made Canada even more awesome.
I eat a Boeing 747
+5 Everyone in the world is impressed -2 you gain around 1 ton of weight
Total: 100
I go to the London 2012 Games for sailing
+4 you show everyone 2012 =/= apocalypse
Total: 104
I aspire to reach heaven!
+1. You don't commit any bad deeds while aspiring.
Total 105
I eat an uninhabited planet.
+5 Good diet!
New total 110
I love people!
+5 you are elected president of the world and we enter a golden age as an entire race.
115 be thine total
I begin to create an opening story for a heaven quest game as well as reviving hell quest.
Sweet! I'll probably join this one! +5
New total: 120
I kill anybody with a one man army, danger close, noob tube class in MW2
+5 MW2 gains a new level of integrity much like that of the sinister design forums.
125 shalt be thine total now.
I continued the stories of both hell quest and hubras.
+5 sweet!
130
I love going to heaven!
+5 so does everybody else!
appearing as such, thine total shalt equate to 135.
The thrill of being able to create a heaven quest encourages me to continue my quest of forging the perfect intro.
+5 sounds fun!
140
I dont want to think of reasons to get +5 and go to heaven.
+2 its ok the brain power that you saved will help you later in life.
142
I ran out of strange ways to say what the total is
-5 You got attacked by a terrorist named AlaSad.
(ignoring that post due to no total or action)
+5 It gives you creative ability for your Rps and Book.
New total 147
I hate when people forget actions.
+5 you make people no forget
Total 152
I wounder how you made the no action into a +5
+5 because i love you!
New total: 157
I wonder if anybody will actually be a spoilsport and try to go to hell.
-5, you set me off.
New total: 152
I hope we have tacos for lunch...
-5 Your tacos turn into green slime monsters and eat everyone
Total 147
I turn everyone into slaves but not for me for Craig
-5, Craig who?
Total: 142
I unleash a squad of Special Forces parakeets on your posterior!
+3, you decrease the parakeet unemployment rate.
Total: 145
I sleep soundly.
+5 its healthy
150
I ask Dusk to not ruin our chances of going to heaven
+5, we reach heaven, -2, the game is boring because we have no opposition/hell-seekers.
153
I drink a slurpee.
+2, you further the slurpees' chances of becoming Canada's best drink ever.
Total: 155
I become someone who premotes Heavan in this game.
-5 You ignite the fire with in the ones who want hell.
Total 150
I build 1,000,000,000,000,000 (1 quadrillion) space ships.
[spoiler]I don't really have a side I just choose which ever.[/spoiler]
+5, you promote space travel.
Total: 158
I enslave a civillization.
+5This civilization loves the thought and being a slave
Total 163
-5 for not posting an action.
158
I take 5 points off for Tastidian for not posting an action.
+ 5 your enforcing the rules
163
Nova Scoatia becomes the most powerfullist province in Canada!
-5, you didn't post an action.
158
I make Nova Scoatia become the most powerful province in Canada.
+ 5 I laugh at all the other provinces in my Halogenian Glory!
163
I go back in time and stop myself from ever introducing this forum!
+5, you're a productive member anyway.
168
I wonder what you mean by "Halogenian Glory."
+ 4 you learn that it means where I am from - 2 you didn't already know that
170
I ask my best friend out on a date
-5, you were drunk and that friend was male.
165
I fry and eat my parakeet.
OOC: Two things wrong with that sentence. First I don't Drink. Second, my only best friend is a girl
+ 3 Good Eats and you angered the environmentalists
168
I eat pancakes
+2, they are delicious.
170
I realize that you don't drink.
-5 Your making him sound gay
Total165
I build the world's biggest building.
-5, there's not enough space for the rest of the world.
160
I destroy Kentucky.
+5 the massive crater lowers sea level, meaning that the displaced people end up with MORE land (you only said you destroyed the country, not the people).
Quote from: Duskling on July 09, 2010, 09:24:44 PM
-5, you were drunk and that friend was male.
Quote from: PinkPanzer on July 10, 2010, 09:23:06 PM
-5 Your making him sound gay
What's with the homophobic sentiment? Do you actually have a problem with homosexuality?
Total: 165
I stand up for homosexuality, despite not being homosexual!
+5- I agree! I have a few gay friends, its not an issue. I don't care that they like guys, as long as its not me.
New total 170
I wonder if Heaven Quest is going to be all about Ranien, our grand and overpowered leader.
+ 3 In some alternate unvierse Rainen is smiling right now as he is running Heaven Quest!
New Total: 173
I finally beat this one level in a game I'm playing!
+5 Nice going!
New total: 178
I hope it'll only take 5 posts from now to get to heaven!
- 3 Hope DENIED
Total: 175
I actually go out with my best friend!
+5, you are the man, bro!
180
I wake up my parakeet at 6:00 in the morning.
+5- thats funny!
New total: 185
I think of how heaven quest will work.
+5, you're considering the factors before playing it or making it.
190
I act like a pirate at 6:30 in the morning.
+5 its for the lolz
195
I learn magic!
+5, hooray!
200!!
I go to Heavan.
Quote from: Steelfist on July 11, 2010, 02:45:49 PM
+5 the massive crater lowers sea level, meaning that the displaced people end up with MORE land (you only said you destroyed the country, not the people).
Quote from: Duskling on July 09, 2010, 09:24:44 PM
-5, you were drunk and that friend was male.
Quote from: PinkPanzer on July 10, 2010, 09:23:06 PM
-5 Your making him sound gay
What's with the homophobic sentiment? Do you actually have a problem with homosexuality?
Total: 165
I stand up for homosexuality, despite not being homosexual!
I have no problem with homosexuals much less support it though. You see I saw this movie from my 5th period teacher about the racist and haters including groups like the skin heads and etc. Apparently it was prior to our education in the holocaust.
-5, you didn't change or post the total, post the action, or even comment on the last one, which was "I go to heaven."
Oh wait... we're there already.
Okay, game over, heaven wins, I"ll lock the thread.