This is like the other thread games, answer why doing the thing mentionrd by the previous postr is a bad idea. Then post a why not of your own.
Why not blow up the apple store?
I want a (repaired) Iphone 4G!
Why not kill me?
We would lose our best moderator
Good job got it right the first time.
Why not banish all users starting with "p"
Spammers are what keep me here.
Why not sit by a tree in the warm sun and quietly read?
A limb could fall on you and then your book might eat your arm off
Why not throw your shoes at Bush?
Cos' he has good reflexes and might dodge them.
Why not crash a plane into 2 very important towers?
Because then you'd be a "flamer" get it and I'd have to ban you.
Why not forget to post this?
I'd be bored :-[
Why not pretend to be Superman?
Because when you jumped off of a building you'd die.
Why not tell everybody what the mystery project is?
It'll spoil the surprise when it's finished!
Why not go to your Grandma's?
Because she is not at home and you'd get arrested for breaking and entering.
Why not choose the fire affinity?
Has the worst area attack.
Why not hack into TSoG?
Because then I wouldn't let you have it when It's done
Why not go to disneyland?
The guys in the costumes are fat.
Why not get arrested?
Because there is no internet in jail.
Why not a woodchuch to chuck chuck norris?
I'm fed up of Chuck Norris.
Why not start an urban myth?
Because then news crews will interview you condtantly.
Why not mix acids and alkalines?
There's a strong exothermic reaction.
Why not be a namelesskitty?
Because this is much more fun.
Why not be a sort of code?
10011101010110101.
Why not go buy a PS3?
Tey're expensive
Why not give me the money instead?
I'm not rich!
Why not go get a Wii, crappier but cheaper?
Because I already have one.
Why not put the bird in the hand into the mouth?
:'( He's my friend.
Why not become a magician?
Why not become a Psy instead?
Why not answer questions with questions?
No reason.
Why not simply stop at why not?
Because it annoys the snot out of me.
Why not be a craiginite?
Why would you be one of the 1337?
Why not be a farting bugboy?
because I'm confused by the following statement "Why does it seem like Cyper is KZ and Nameless Kitty is Craig in this topic?"
Why not create an over powered character and then tell people to try to kill it
Because that would hurt people's feelings.
Because we were when we mede this thread.
Why not forget to ask?
Because that would be weird.
Why Not...?
Because it's a bad idea.
Why not drop a tomato on someone from 50 feet?
They will hurt you.
Why not be dumb?
Why be dumb? :D
Why not Snickers?
Because Milky-Ways are better.
Why not stop this thread?
I don't know. Why not?
NECROPOST!!!!!!!!! TAZE the duck.
Why not join me in reviving this thread?
Because its to much fun abandoning it. ;D
Why not jump off a cliff?
There could be pointys.
Why not watch Jonah Hex the movie?
Because it's playing at the Varsity movie theatre, and yet Megamind is not. Must... go... on... strike....!
Why not just give up all your earthly possessions?
I am a materialistic sort of guy.
Why not cover yourself in tuna and play with cats?
I'm vegetarian. That's why. No other reason. Really. The cats would just lick it off. Ew.
Why not just roll in steak juice and play with wild boars?
Because cows are my friends. Shame on you for being mean to Ert's no longer living relatives.
Why not watch The Forbidden Kingdom?
Because I dont know what it is.
Why not eat a burger?
Because it's a weekend. I only eat meat on weekdays. True story.
Why not inhale a pillow through your nose?
I wouldnt have room in my head for it.
Why not punch yourself? Or your boss/teacher/parent?
Because I would get hurt/fired/suspended (maybe expelled)/ grounded.
Why not listen to great music?
Ah, but I do. Queen.
Why not become a fan of the mardek series?
Too late. Already am. But I hate the leveling system.
Why not ask a stupid question?
Because then stupid people would be posting intelligent questions.
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Dunno.
Why not shrug life off?
Because life is too precious to just ignore or claim it came from blue green foamy pond scum.
Why not bow to God at the final Judgement? (If the answer is "I don't believe in God" expect to have a bonfire. With a million sad other people. With you as the bonfire burning eternally. Have fun.)
Well, the final Judgement isn't coming around any time soon, that's why. And life didn't come from blue-green OR blue green, foamy or otherwise scum, and if it had, it certainly wasn't in a pond. And finally, show me where, on an anatomical diagram of a soul, the nerve endings are. Bonfire? Borrring...
Anyway, at least cyanobacteria's life came from cyanobacteria.
Why not simply accept facts that present themselves, instead of trying to refute them with the claim the Devil is testing our faith?
Because I don't believe the devil is testing my faith. I believe that the very sinful nature of man is attempting to test my faith.
Why not agree to disagree and avoid theological discussions?
Oh, because you're the one that brought it up?
Why not just have a peaceable discussion in the Politics section?
Because Politics is a very tricky subject with many strong opinions.
Why not change your name to I.P. Freely?
Because I don't.
Why not avoid spamming other threads with theological arguments.
Because it's usually Buggy that starts it.
Why not stop meddling in our disagreements over social policy?
Because of something.
Why not accept that it takes at least two people to argue/fight?
(To use phrases such as So-and-So started it shows immaturity. It takes to people to fight, debate, or argue. Therefore, you are equally as guilty so using phrases as the you used above is shrugging of your own responsibility.)
Why not accept that sometimes, when your beliefs are misrepresented, trodden on, or had blatant lies told about them, one has to defend them.
Did you know that Jesus Christ was descended from Buddha? That's how your misrepresentation of Darwinian evolution feels to me.
Because, people will always have disagreements over facts. It's not as clear cut as 2+2=4.
Why not make peace?
Oh, I could try to leave science out of my discussions, but Buggy keeps insisting that I'm going to go to hell.
Why not ignore the bickering?
BECAUSE I HAVE NO TOLERANCE FOR SPAM!!!!!
Why not shove peas up your nose?
I haven't run out of grapes yet.
Why not think about it; the arguments are not spam; they are meaningful, and I've learnt quite a bit of the nature of Chrisitianity's "sin".
Because it's boring.
Why not above grapes up your nose?
Because that sentence makes no sense.
Why not leave the religion conversation in their appropriate threads and leave other threads, such as the games, alone?
Because I'd have a backup of TAZERS!!!!!
Why not shove grapes up your nose?
TAZE!!! TAZE!!! TAZE!!! It's a backlog!
Why not taze me?
My tazer ran out or taze. NIGHTSTICK!!!!
Why not charge my TAZER?
I'd rather microwave you. (No..!! Mittens!)
Why not go to Filmcow . com?
Because it may be infected.
Why not make TRPG4?
Let's leave that to Craig, eh?
because dividing by 0 leaves holes in the universe.
Why not question 42?
Because what was the question?
Why not become a nudist?
Because then people would see parts of me that I don't want them to see. The same reason I don't post my psychological profile anywhere.
Why not taze people with infarctions?
It would probbaly paralyze them.
Why not jump off a cliff?
Because we prefer to have cliffhangers.
Why not eat a spoonful of horseradish?
Because we want the medicine to go down, and that's sugar.
Why not just eat cabbage?
Because not many people like cabbage.
Why not dance inside a Game Store? Hehe.....
Because there is no music, only fighting.
Why not play your computer / PSP games in a bar?
Because people will notice you and probally be so jealous.
Why not say hi to Gamblin' Jack when he is alive and you first meet him?
Because my attitude was too low.
Why not send the shadowlings away before you fight Tastidian?
Because they think Tastitian is an idiot (or something).
Why does Gamblin' Jack suck (not in combat, his ATTITUDE and what is his problem with
[spoiler]GAMBLING?[/spoiler]
Attitude: Because he's a Jack@$$.
Gambling: Because he's a Jack, not an Ace.
Why play Psy War when you can start one and earn more money?
Because it's more fun.
Why not drink two liters of coke right now?
Because I prefer sprite.
Why not drink blood?
I prefer vomit.
Why not say "Jeepers Creepers!"?
Because I rarely get creeped.
Why not do Crypt 3? (at least, the first half)
Becuase I have no idea what it looks like.
Why not recuirt Gamblin' Jack, Helena and Flint?
Because I have a Gambling problem.
Why not learn Perl?
Because I have never heard of it.
Why not hold off the replies while I think of one?
Never.
Why not stay up 'til 3:am?
Because you will die.
Why not hire Darkling and Shadowboxer, But hire Festus and Anya?
Because they are creepy dark floating blobs with red eyes.
Why not eat cook-ies?
Because we shouldn't bite the hand that feeds us.
Why not get a dog?
Because cats are better.
Why not get a cat?
Because a dog would scare it.
Why not [spoiler=Click if you wanna know okay? Okay?] Dance at a dance[/spoiler]?
Although that's what we're supposed to do, I'd rather play chess or TSoG.
Why not make spoilers more interesting?
Because EVERYONE hates them.
Why not do
THIS
with your
words?
Because then people wouldn't be able to read them! * * * * * * * * * * *
Why not remember to post your question, Ducky?
Because I saw him do that on a FEW posts.
Why not speak for yourself?
Because he only answers for other people.
Why not fly, ex-kirby?
I have NO awnser.
Why not name your self Edius/Edg?
I would rather be Sir Ed.
Why not be TheCzechFan81?
Because I have NO idea what on holy blam that is.
Why not sing?
(PS. YOU KNOW ABOUT EDDSWORLD???)
Because I don't know songs people like.
Why not demand that Zanta Claws 4 come out?
(PS. I KNOW ABOUT EDDSWORLD... I WATCHED ABOUT 60% OF THEM)
Because of what Zanta Claws did. Unless of course, you want to be Zanta Claws. (Or Tom)
Why not get a baby dog and cat?
Because of Cats and Dogs.
Why not get a baby?
Because they spit.
Why not watch Youtube?
Because it just sits there until I squeeze YouToothpaste out of it.
Why not make video games, post them on Kong or your own site, and reap the profits?
Because they could suck.
Why not change the icon on your post?
Because we just love the Tin Man, just as many people who know HK-47 love him.
Why not ask "Why?" instead of "Why not?"
I would rather go with the rules.
Why not answer why not questions with "I would rather..."?
Because you're the only one who has and ever will do that.
Why not correct your contradiction?
What contradiction?
Why not eat steel fists?
You will choke to death.
Why not buy a kitty?
Yeah.
Why not break your teeth?
Because you'll die of starvation if you don't drink enough soup. Or you'll choke to death.
Why not help me think of a question? :-[
I would rather let you flounder thrive on your own.
Why not eat soup for the rest of your life?
It gets bland eventually. You'd be overweight before you'd be satisfied.
Why not eat mushrooms?
Because I'd rather eat soup.
Why would it get bland?
You get tired of it.
Why not ban Grotesquery for saying (mostly) random, non-constructive posts in the Wish List?
He means well?
Why not acknowledge the difference between getting tired of a food and it getting bland? Say what thou meanest, and mean what thou sayest.
Sorry, I'm getting a little confuzzled, even with myself.
Why not give me some suggestions on how to control myself like I did about a week ago?
Could you remind me?
Why not burn through uncaring meatbags?
Because I haven't seen any. I have already burned a hole through myself, which explains my memory loss.
Why not splash water?
Because people seem to be following the rules.
Why not just sleep for a couple of decades?
You will die in the process.
Why not eat Fun Dip?
Eww....
Why not play KotH?
Because peace has been achieved, and we shall not speak of it until a "newcomer" arrives.
Why not make a Diamond Alliance and own the Steel Empire should it arise again?
Quote from: Chrono on January 08, 2011, 10:19:13 AM
You get tired of it.
Why not ban Grotesquery for saying (mostly) random, non-constructive posts in the Wish List?
Beacuse you can't be sure that it will arise again.
Why not ban yourself for suggesting that mine are random and non-constructive? >:( Your posts, Chrono, are not excatly very constructive.
That was only recently, for your case. Besides, in how many instances do you see me stray off topic?
Why not accept my apology when I can think more clearly than right now?
Fine, apology accepted. But I'm still angry (not true, but I have to mess up your wish).
Why not eat something brown and sticky?
Wha.... YOU!
No, it's not. It's just some wannabe spammer who'll be taken care of shortly. I tried to figure out who it was by looking at the time zones, but it's the forum default. Presentiment actually had a time zone selected, used decent spelling and grammar, and was more insulting that ridiculous. Still, if this spammer is going to say hurtful things, it ought to be banned like its namesake.
Time to ignore random spammers and get back to the game...
Quote from: The Grotesquery on January 10, 2011, 04:07:27 AM
Fine, apology accepted. But I'm still angry (not true, but I have to mess up your wish).
Why not eat something brown and sticky?
Precisely because it is brown and sticky!! ;D
Why not corrupt a wish instead?
Because it's bad.
Why not drink milk?
Because I like Soi Milk Better.
Why not become The Holy Nameless Kitty?
Because then the Ascended Cat would have an identity crisis.
Why not learn Java?
I believe you asked that before. But if you want a different answer, here goes.
Because we don't learn an island. Nor do we learn coffee.
Why not try hot chocolate instead?
I don't want to learn C(ocao)!
Why not ask a question twice?
Quote from: Chrono
It is my primary function to burn holes through meatbags that are uncaring when posting.
Why not do this, you ask?
Why not do this, you ask?
Because I have no idea.
To Ducklings Question:
Because people will ignore you.
Why not make any flash movies with so much blood and violence, It is rated M?
Because then you might have to be Edd.
Why not do your homework?
Becu- (Before I can finish, I fall asleep)
Why not change the subject like I did?
I hate -- I LOVE MATT!! ;D
Why not get HeadShot?
Because we wouldn't be speaking now.
Why not change your question in "Ask a Stupid Question" that blocked us out?
They hate us.
Why not delete ReRegistered accounts? (I am NOT A reregistered account)
For the same reason monkeys don't wear watches.
Why not refrain from requiring a TAZERING?!?!?!?!
Because they hurt.
Why not use quick reply?
We can't do that if we don't have that.
Why not play hard to get?
Oooh! I wouldn't know how...
Why not smell salts... the kind that smell... :-*!
Because I haven't passed out yet.
[spoiler=Alternate Reply]Because they smell.[/spoiler]
Why not drink sea water?
Because you swim in it.
Why not go to a themepark?
Because the parking lot's always full.
Why not make one and earn money while you're at it?
Because you could spend it on something BAD.
Why not pick Cat Fight? (LOL)
Because I would OVERLOAD.
Why not become a vampire just like that golden haired girl in both my spoiler pics?