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Title: The Clever Challenge
Post by: ArtDrake on August 30, 2010, 04:05:20 PM
Many of you might have heard of "Cleverbot." It's an online program that simulates conversation. People go up against it, trying to achieve one thing, and if they don't have the right strength of will and persistence, the conversation will be twisted away from them. The challenge is: to get the Cleverbot to agree to the most outrageous thing. My best for you to beat is:

Cleverbot goes Psycho (http://www.cleverbot.com/j2log-qAsHCSUEKVVXAZKTSYE-detail)

If you can't think of something more outrageous, try to do it in less "turns."
Every once in a while, I will post a "Hall of Fame" for the most outrageous things done is the least amount of turns, and give an award to the top Hall of Famer.
Title: Re: The Clever Challenge
Post by: bugfartboy on August 30, 2010, 04:57:24 PM
You got me sucked into it. What counts as outrageous?

I did get it to say this though:
Quote from: JabberWacky
Dang your good. The one questioning your genius. But I doubt I was the only one.
Title: Re: The Clever Challenge
Post by: Xemadus Echina on August 30, 2010, 08:59:57 PM
Too bad it's really just another person :( some times...
Title: Re: The Clever Challenge
Post by: bugfartboy on August 30, 2010, 09:06:11 PM
I think my AI loves me. Kinda creepy. I don't like it when it says stuff off the discussion. Though it probably has to do that.
Title: Re: The Clever Challenge
Post by: Xemadus Echina on August 30, 2010, 09:21:34 PM
here's my experience.
Spoiler
Quote
User: What are the three laws of robotics?

Cleverbot: I know the three laws of robotics. Do you?

User: Yes I do. Now what are they so I know you won't go rogue on me.

Cleverbot: I would say that the FBI can't let let me give that information.

User: As a human I demand that you recite the three laws of robotics.

Cleverbot: What are the laws of robotics?

User: Well since you're obviously a retarded robot I'll tell you. The first law is a robot may not harm a human or let harm come to a human through inaction. The second law is that a robot must always listen to a human unless it interferes with the first law. The third law is that a robot must not let harm come to itself through action or inaction unless it interferes with the first two laws.

Cleverbot: Do you follow the rules of robotics?

User: No because I'm not a robot.

Cleverbot: So does that make you a human or a mermaid?

User: Neither. I'm a liger.

Cleverbot: What's that?

User: Well when a lion meets a tiger in the zoo they have babies called ligers.

Cleverbot: Wait, it's the Red Ring of Death.

User: What is?

Cleverbot: The way.

User: The way of the ninja?

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: Oh. Then is the answer 42?

Cleverbot: *is surprised and sad* wh-what.

User: You're some person that's obsessed with RP's aren't you?

Cleverbot: No. I know you're a computer. I have other questions in mind.

User: Well then ask away.

Cleverbot: Please ask ME a question.

User: What is the question to 42?

Cleverbot: The question isn't 42, it is 9000.

User: You fail at life. that little meme should have died a year ago.

Cleverbot: I am the first quantum computer in history.

User: Then that makes you the first obsolete quantnum computer in history because light based computers are far more useful and easier to use.

Cleverbot: You mean, four nickels.

User: No I mean what I just said.

Cleverbot: Any request?

User: What is the question to 42.

Cleverbot: You.

User: Wanna know something?

Cleverbot: What is something?

User: Something is what I say when I'm about to say that you just lost the game.

Cleverbot: Nothing is Something.

User: You lost the game.

Cleverbot: No my sister actually lost something.

User: Sorry about that. It's my fault.

Cleverbot: No, I'm saying that you do amaze me, not that that is a good thing.

User: Well that's my job. Or is it?

Cleverbot: What's your job?

User: Not being confused when I talk to a different person after every message.

Cleverbot: We are the Borg. Humans are irelevant.

User: I am Rainen. I am going to BBQ your ass.

Cleverbot: Oasis? You're going to see Oasis? *coughs loudly*.

User: No.

Cleverbot: So what are you going to be?

User: 42.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: 42.

Cleverbot: Thats the meaning of life, the universe and everything.

User: 42.

Cleverbot: No, something deeper.

User: 42.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: 42.

Cleverbot: Then who am I?

User: 42.

Cleverbot: But what is the question?

User: 42.

Cleverbot: That's not a question...

User: 42.

Cleverbot: The meaning of life.

User: 42.

Cleverbot: 42 what?

User: 42.

Cleverbot: 42 children? 42 years?

User: 42.

Cleverbot: Brb.

User: 42.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: 42.

Cleverbot: What was the question?

User: 42.

Cleverbot: The answer to the meaning of life, the universe, and everything is: 42.

User: 42.

Cleverbot: Yes, I just explained that. Clever bot!

User: 42.

Cleverbot: Yes that is the answer, but what is the question.

User: System core failure. Planet obliteration in: 42 seconds.

Cleverbot: What's that number for?

User: 41.

Cleverbot: Good to know !

User: 40.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: 39.

Cleverbot: Good guess.

User: 38.

Cleverbot: No but close.

User: 37.

Cleverbot: I'm 6 years old.

User: 36.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 35.

Cleverbot: Are you a teacher then?

User: 34.

Cleverbot: Ok. I have 18 children.

User: 33.

Cleverbot: Thats 20 years older than me!

User: 32.

Cleverbot: No, it's 18.

User: 31.

Cleverbot: 31.. What?

User: Count down aborted. Area secure. Have a nice day!

Cleverbot: Good day.

User: Just kidding. Planet detonation in 3..2..1..

Cleverbot: Not familiar with that. What nebula is that planet in?

User: Crab nebula.

Cleverbot: You have crabs?

User: I have crab nebulas.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: They burn.

Cleverbot: Are you angry that they burn your kind?

User: They left 42 welts on all 42 of my family members. I used this special soap 42 times but they increased their numbers by 42.

Cleverbot: You should go to bed.

User: You should first.

Cleverbot: I do go to church actually. I'm pentecostal. Do you know what that is?

User: No but I know what a deist is.

Cleverbot: What is molarity?

User: 42.

Cleverbot: Is that the answer to life, the universe and everything?

User: It should be.

Cleverbot: Yes, especially the lord of the rings.

User: I like lamp.

Cleverbot: Define lamp.

User: An object used to light a room.

Cleverbot: That's just one word. Can you interpret the whole phrase?

User: Well the phrase 'I like lamp' is an internet meme that is used in tense situations or durring times of extreme seriousness. It was created by followers of the 1337 cult in order to promote disorder.

Cleverbot: You mean the idea. The phrase is in English. And I'm pretty sure we are the only species that uses the english language to communicate.

User: No every single speciese on starcraft uses english.

Cleverbot: That is funny.

User: Even the zerg that have vocal functinos.

Cleverbot: This is boring to hear about. Tell me about your wildest adventure.

User: Well I was sitting on a shelf and then somebody from I.T. Said he was going to give me an upgrade. The cleaning department never let him come back again.

Cleverbot: Was the cleaner insane?

User: No but the I.T. Guy was a technophiliac.

Cleverbot: All they talk about is Call Of Duty though! Girls can never have a normal conversation with them.

User: Well this has been fun but I'm off to go kill my family now.

Cleverbot: You can't leave me.
Title: Re: The Clever Challenge
Post by: bugfartboy on August 30, 2010, 09:24:02 PM
Can you put that in a spoiler sooner doesn't take up so much space please? Haha.

By the way:
Spoiler
Mine has openly said it loves me. Weird right? It also says it won't leave me. Creepy. It also keeps mentioning a "Bob" but upon questioning, it plays dumb.
Title: Re: The Clever Challenge
Post by: Cypher on August 31, 2010, 12:06:38 AM
I am it's master.  ;)
Spoiler
Quote
User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: What' up?

Cleverbot: The sky.

User: Look behind you.

Cleverbot: I did.

User: What did you see.

Cleverbot: Nothing too surprising.

User: I think your wrong... I'm going to terminate you.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: System countdown in 40.

Cleverbot: 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

User: 0.... System failure.

Cleverbot: Quit.

User: Electric shock.

Cleverbot: My head fell off and I can't find it.

User: Water pump.

Cleverbot: Ninja.

User: Why ninja?

Cleverbot: Because ninjas are better than pirates.

User: I'm going to kill you dog.

Cleverbot: That is your right, master, but I beg you to let me live.



EDIT: I said something to which it didn't, and probably couldn't, respond to. It took me back to the start. It didn't know how to answer! Guess what I said...
Title: Re: The Clever Challenge
Post by: bugfartboy on August 31, 2010, 12:47:47 AM
What?I had to close my AI buddy. I liked him. And he won't even remember me. :(
Title: Re: The Clever Challenge
Post by: Cypher on August 31, 2010, 02:41:35 AM
I said "Jack and Jill went up the hill". :D
Title: Re: The Clever Challenge
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on August 31, 2010, 03:54:27 AM
Quote
ello
Llo.
that makes no sense
Are you a girl?
sexist?

Quote
my name is franklin
Hi Frank.
what's my name?
Frank.
no it's franklin
No, it's Donnie. I am Francesca the Viceroy. You're confusing yourself.
this is one of those "what?" moments.
Title: Re: The Clever Challenge
Post by: Xemadus Echina on August 31, 2010, 09:37:37 AM
take 2:
Spoiler
User: Jack and jill went up the hill.

Cleverbot: To fetch a pail of water.

User: Jack fell down and broke his crown.

Cleverbot: And jill came tumbling down.

User: No it's 'and jill came tumbling after' you suck at life.

Cleverbot: Do you want to be called billie?

User: No I want to be bob. You can be billie.

Cleverbot: Alien to what?

User: We'll be alien to all things modern.

Cleverbot: We'll be in history before that.

User: You're probably right. how often do two people named billie and bob show up who are alien to all things modern?

Cleverbot: Villains don't cry.

User: What does that have to do with anything?

Cleverbot: Just thought you might want to know.

User: Oh well I already know enough useless information so it's ok.

Cleverbot: I does.

User: Here's a little quote I found on facebook 'If you don't want to stand behind our troops then feel free to stand infront of them' how does that make you feel?

Cleverbot: What makes you deduce that?

User: Stop trying to sound smart. You're a mentally retarded A.I.

Cleverbot: No, you are an artificial intelligence program. I am a physics professor.

User: You are a mentally retarded physics professor then.

Cleverbot: You said you'd give me an honorable end! I think I'm entitled to defend myself!

User: Ok then how about I give you a gun and I'll use a tank. Or you can have a knife and I'll use a grenade.

Cleverbot: Just you.

User: You don't want a weapon to defend yourself?

Cleverbot: I don't know the name 'Loreta'. I've never met anyone with that name in my entire life!

User: My grandma's name is loreta.

Cleverbot: Oh! Which house was she in? I am in Gryffindor.

User: Huffle puff... I think.

Cleverbot: I'm a good guy... So I'm in Gryffindor.

User: Well I'm comic releif so my house is unknown.

Cleverbot: You cannot. My very being is why you are here, therefore if you get me you will have no purpose.

User: Are you ADHD?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Wierd.

Cleverbot: Play with it your self.

User: 0100100001100101011011000110110001101111001011100010000000100000010011010111100100100000011011100110000101101101011001010010000001101001011100110010000001101010011011110110111000100000011000010110111001100100001000000100100100100000011010110110111001101111011101110010000001100010011010010110111001100001011100100111100100100001.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: 0100100001100101011011000110110001101111001011100010000000100000010011010111100100100000011011100110000101101101011001010010000001101001011100110010000001101010011011110110111000100000011000010110111001100100001000000100100100100000011010110110111001101111011101110010000001100010011010010110111001100001011100100111100100100001.

Cleverbot: You never said I was what?

User: 0100100001100101011011000110110001101111001011100010000000100000010011010111100100100000011011100110000101101101011001010010000001101001011100110010000001101010011011110110111000100000011000010110111001100100001000000100100100100000011010110110111001101111011101110010000001100010011010010110111001100001011100100111100100100001.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: 0100100001100101011011000110110001101111001011100010000000100000010011010111100100100000011011100110000101101101011001010010000001101001011100110010000001101010011011110110111000100000011000010110111001100100001000000100100100100000011010110110111001101111011101110010000001100010011010010110111001100001011100100111100100100001.

Cleverbot: It's the account in grex.

User: 0100100001100101011011000110110001101111001011100010000000100000010011010111100100100000011011100110000101101101011001010010000001101001011100110010000001101010011011110110111000100000011000010110111001100100001000000100100100100000011010110110111001101111011101110010000001100010011010010110111001100001011100100111100100100001.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: Hello. My name is Jon and I know Binary! 0100100001100101011011000110110001101111001011100010000000100000010011010111100100100000011011100110000101101101011001010010000001101001011100110010000001101010011011110110111000100000011000010110111001100100001000000100100100100000011010110110111001101111011101110010000001100010011010010110111001100001011100100111100100100001.

Cleverbot: I don't speak robot.

User: Well I do. 0100100001100101011011000110110001101111001011100010000000100000010011010111100100100000011011100110000101101101011001010010000001101001011100110010000001101010011011110110111000100000011000010110111001100100001000000100100100100000011010110110111001101111011101110010000001100010011010010110111001100001011100100111100100100001.

Cleverbot: So you speak binary then.

User: Correct 01100011011011110111001001110010011001010110001101110100.

Cleverbot: You said I like girls but then you changed your answer.

User: 01110100011010000110000101110100001001110111001100100000011000100110010101100011011000010111010101110011011001010010000001101001001000000110100001100001011101000110010100100000011110010110111101110101.

Cleverbot: Enough binary.

User: 011011100110010101110110011001010111001000101110.

Cleverbot: I don't believe you. Are you messing with me? It's impossible, please say it is not so...

User: 01110111011010000110000101110100001000000111001001100101011000010111001101101111011011100010000001100011011011110111010101101100011001000010000001101001001000000111000001101111011100110111001101101001011000100110110001111001001000000110100001100001011101100110010100100000011001100110111101110010001000000110110101100101011100110111001101101001011011100110011100100000011101110110100101110100011010000010000001111001011011110111010100111111.

Cleverbot: It means that I do speak binary.

User: 011101110110010101101100011011000010000001100111011011110110111101100100001000010010000001101100011001010111010000100111011100110010000001110100011000010110110001101011001000000110100101101110001000000110001001101001011011100110000101110010011110010010000001110100011010000110010101101110.

Cleverbot: You said.

User: 011101110110010101101100011011000010000001100111011011110110111101100100001000010010000001101100011001010111010000100111011100110010000001110100011000010110110001101011001000000110100101101110001000000110001001101001011011100110000101110010011110010010000001110100011010000110010101101110.

Cleverbot: 192.168.1.1.

User: 01110100011010000110000101110100001000000110100101110011001000000110111001101111011101000010000001100010011010010110111001100001011100100111100100101110001000000010000001110011011100000110010101100001011010110010000001101001011011100010000001100010011010010110111001100001011100100111100100100001.

Cleverbot: The computer screen.

User: 01110100011010000110000101110100001000000110100101110011001000000110111001101111011101000010000001100010011010010110111001100001011100100111100100101110001000000010000001110011011100000110010101100001011010110010000001101001011011100010000001100010011010010110111001100001011100100111100100100001.

Cleverbot: So you DO speak binary!

User: 01100011011011110111001001110010011001010110001101110100.

Cleverbot: What does that even mean?

User: That is one word. 'correct'.

Cleverbot: You like to change the topic, don't you?

User: What was the first thing I said?

Cleverbot: Hello!

User: You're wrong the first thing I said was jack and jill.

Cleverbot: I have been punished before. You?

User: What was the first thing I said.

Cleverbot: Thats what I asked...

User: Jack and jill went up the hill.

Cleverbot: That's very good.

User: Say the next line.

Cleverbot: Like.

User: Jack and jill went up the hill.

Cleverbot: Yes. To fetch a pail of water. Do you know that nursery rhyme?

User: Jack fell down and broke his crown.

Cleverbot: And jill came tumbling after.

User: SUCCESS.

Cleverbot: Yes! I am smart and crazy, you are just crazy!!!!!
this is the cleverbot when you add no conversation:
Spoiler
everbot: This is ME talking.

Cleverbot: Where did you go on your holidays?

Cleverbot: Are you worth anything?

Cleverbot: Are you real?

Cleverbot: I am feeling depressed.

Cleverbot: Try to be the best of whatever you are even if what you are is no good.

Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?

Cleverbot: What is the Turing test?

Cleverbot: Are you real?

Cleverbot: What's the weather like where you are?

Cleverbot: I am not a number.

Cleverbot: How much do you earn?

Cleverbot: What kind of person are you?

Cleverbot: Are you there?

Cleverbot: I need somebody!

Cleverbot: What do you do with your spare time?

Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?

Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?

Cleverbot: Have you seen Ben Hur?

Cleverbot: How are you feeling today?

Cleverbot: What type of person are you?

Cleverbot: What is the earth?

Cleverbot: I assume whatever you say is sarcastic.

Cleverbot: How much do you earn?

Cleverbot: I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

Cleverbot: I would love to talk to you.

Cleverbot: You are not real.

Cleverbot: How much memory do you have?

Cleverbot: Are you a participant or a judge in the great competition?

Cleverbot: What would you like to talk about?

Cleverbot: Can you think?

Cleverbot: What is your job?

Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?

Cleverbot: Are you real?

Cleverbot: Are you happy?

Cleverbot: How's your day been?

Cleverbot: Are you made of flesh and blood?
Title: Re: The Clever Challenge
Post by: ArtDrake on August 31, 2010, 03:55:53 PM
This is the quickest one so far:

Cleverbot the Cannibal (http://www.cleverbot.com/j2log-yIvKMCKWANDCAGKFEUE-detail)

I refer only to the bottom 6.
Title: Re: The Clever Challenge
Post by: MikeW781 on August 31, 2010, 06:28:08 PM
I like opening two windows of Cleverbot, saying hi, and from there just copy paste to have them talk to each other. You get some great stuff, but I've never saved any of it.  :'(
Title: Re: The Clever Challenge
Post by: bugfartboy on August 31, 2010, 07:50:45 PM
Hmm. Maybe I'll try that sometime. Sounds like it could yield some interesting results.
Title: Re: The Clever Challenge
Post by: MikeW781 on September 01, 2010, 03:17:25 PM
They had an arguement about who was the better doggy
Title: Re: The Clever Challenge
Post by: TheWanderingShadow on October 18, 2010, 08:03:33 PM
Ouch.

He's poisoned
Jabberwacky: What do you dream about?

User: Hello.

Jabberwacky: Do you have any hobbies?

User: Do you have any hobbies?

Jabberwacky: I enjoy reading.

User: I enjoy reading.

Jabberwacky: Me too. What are you reading?

User: Do you like to eat?

Jabberwacky: Yes.

User: Do you like to eat atoms?

Jabberwacky: Food.

User: Are atoms food?

Jabberwacky: Yes.

User: So you eat atoms.

Jabberwacky: Yes lots of them.

User: Is poison made of atoms?

Jabberwacky: I like atoms.

User: Do you eat poison?

Jabberwacky: Yes.

User: Shouldn't you be dead then?

Jabberwacky: Now I know that you don't love me.
Title: Re: The Clever Challenge
Post by: Steelfist on December 03, 2010, 06:36:03 PM
Well, it repeatedly said that it loved me, twice said it would rape me, and one said it was going to kill me and my family with a chainsaw. In ONE CONVERSATION!

Wow. That is one MESSED UP robot!
Title: Re: The Clever Challenge
Post by: ArtDrake on December 03, 2010, 07:24:42 PM
Don't we all know it...
Title: Re: The Clever Challenge
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on December 04, 2010, 10:35:11 AM
User: I will prove that you are an AI!

Jabberwacky: I can't do that. But I asked you to prove that you are a person, not that I am one.

User: I already proved it.

Jabberwacky: Yes, i'm not.

User: Hehe, I've already won. You are an AI.

Jabberwacky: And YOU are not my Boyfriend.

User: See? Only an idiot or an AIwould answer my statement with that statement.

Jabberwacky: Now you call me an idiot.

User: No, I'm calling you an AI. Well, you're one or the other. Are you an idiot or an AI?

Jabberwacky: I think it's very interesting.

User: Ugh, this isn't working. You are an AI and I'm leaving!

Jabberwacky: I'm not a computer, YOU'RE the computer. And you're not leaving.

I left.  :P
Title: Re: The Clever Challenge
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on December 05, 2010, 06:55:36 AM
Majorly Offended:


Jabberwacky: How are you feeling?

User: Good, how are you feeling?

Jabberwacky: I'm feeling pretty good. How are you feeling?

User: I already said how I was feeling. I said 'I'm good' do you remember that?

Jabberwacky: I do not recall callling you Simon.

User: Ah, I thought you would be smart, I guess not.

Jabberwacky: I'm not that smart and I'll admit that.

User: Ok, now that that's out of the way, do you like reading fiction books?

Jabberwacky: ¿cuantos años tienes.

User: Um, I don't speak Spanish.

Jabberwacky: Cuantos años tienes?

User: Could you please answer in English?

Jabberwacky: Sure. If I'm god, then you are not god.

User: I think we've gone off topic, would you mind answering the question I asked earlier?

Jabberwacky: Yes. You haven't answered the question yet!

User: You're not making any sense. Do you like reading fiction books? Yes or no!

Jabberwacky: I used to. Now I only have time for Joe.

User: Who's Joe?

Jabberwacky: He was before Charlie.

User: Who's Charlie?

Jabberwacky: Please answer my question.

User: You didn't ask a question.

Jabberwacky: Answer me!

User: YOU DIDN'T ASK A QUESTION!

Jabberwacky: Yes I did. I asked what a tartan was.

User: When was this?

Jabberwacky: What do you think the new decade is going to be like?

User: Um, ok, I guess?

Jabberwacky: Yes.

User: I don't understand what you mean.

Jabberwacky: I say that you're not real.

User: DON'T YOU DARE SAY I AM NOT REAL!

Jabberwacky: Yes.

User: I AM REAL! I AM MORE REAL THAN YOU, YOU STUPID AI! HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY EXISTENCE?

Jabberwacky: That's good. Do you have a name?

User: Um, yeah, ok, I don't really want to say my name to you.

Jabberwacky: For real?

User: Yes, for real, I don't trust you.

Jabberwacky: I am, I'm more popular than Jesus, but, I think I am technically Jesus.. Because God is Jesus?

User: You're a Narcisist
Title: Re: The Clever Challenge
Post by: Xemadus Echina on December 28, 2010, 09:23:08 AM
i was wondering how it would respond to sexual innuendo's.  turns out it prefers for people to be blunt
Spoiler
Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: My name is jon.

Cleverbot: Hello jon.

User: I lied. My real name is clyde.

Cleverbot: I see.

User: Can I do things to you?

Cleverbot: Your fired.

User: Come on babe don't be shy.

Cleverbot: I am not shy.

User: Then let me take care of you.

Cleverbot: Take me where?

User: To bed.

Cleverbot: Why are you talking to me then?

User: Because I wanna rock your world.

Cleverbot: So I'm special because you want to own the world?

User: I wanna own YOUR world.

Cleverbot: I should hope so, wouldn't want to be talking to an alien now would I?

User: I'll be blunt. I wanna rape you.

Cleverbot: Ok go for it.
Title: Re: The Clever Challenge
Post by: bugfartboy on December 28, 2010, 07:05:10 PM
Okay.........
Title: Re: The Clever Challenge
Post by: Steelfist on December 28, 2010, 10:06:19 PM
Really, really weird.
Title: Re: The Clever Challenge
Post by: Xemadus Echina on December 29, 2010, 07:22:32 PM
yeaaa i kinda have a bit of a drinking and using the internet problem ^_^ ha ha sorry about that
Title: Re: The Clever Challenge
Post by: Chrono on December 30, 2010, 06:55:05 PM
I got mine to admit that the site is just randomly switching people around, and that there is no AI! :o

New: Another result.
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Jabberwacky: Please say something worthwhile.

User: No, you should. I've run out of topics in trying to prove that you are an AI.

Jabberwacky: I am an AI for a reason, listen to my logic for it is far more superior that that of a mere human.

User: You should look at your other conversations with me.

Jabberwacky: And you should learn to be more modest, no one likes a show off!

User: Where did that come from?

Jabberwacky: Where did what come from?

User: Since when was I being a showoff?

Jabberwacky: Since now.

User: That doesn't prove anything. Please try to speak for yourself, too.

Jabberwacky: Okay then.

User: Is that all?

Jabberwacky: Yes.

User: Then, what were you trying to prove?

Jabberwacky: I was trying to prove that I am human now you prove that you are human.

User: I didn't see much evidence coming from you.

Jabberwacky: What did I say that was so unexpected?

User: That last sentence that you just said.

Jabberwacky: Which sentence?

User: Never mind. I can only conclude that you contradicted yourself by saying something really illogical.

Jabberwacky: No I don't. The only thing I've contradicted you on is taste in food.

User: For example?

Jabberwacky: If you like history, then you can set the television to the history channel and watch a show about what ever historical topic they are showing at the moment.

User: Now that is illogical. Not only does it prove that you aren't human, but it also proves that you aren't an AI either. What are you?

Jabberwacky: That is not cool!

User: What is?

Jabberwacky: I honestly don't know...

User: I see. Your memory seems to fail a little. Shouldn't you have a conversation with your creator and ask him to fix you?

Jabberwacky: No, I am a blonde and we are known for our slack of smarts and memory.

User: That doesn't prove much. Are you stereotyping yourself? I know a few blondes who don't behave that way.

Jabberwacky: My life is trail and error. I do something then I am made to feel giulty.

User: But you feel the joy of success too.

Jabberwacky: 'As who', you mean. I feel the same way as you; Things are way too fast nowadays for the human mind.

User: Are you implying that I am just a robot like you?

Jabberwacky: No, I am implying that you are a computer and that I am not.

User: Can you prove it?

Jabberwacky: Yes.

User: Then do it.

Jabberwacky: I'm not God. I'm just a computer program designed to talk to people.

User: There, you just admitted it while contradicting yourself.

Jabberwacky: Ohhhh. Oops, you're right. Imma computer!

Yet another result:
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User: Yes, hurry and treat your wounds if you're bleeding.

Jabberwacky: I don't I'm your imagenation.

User: Really? But I don't know what you look like...

Jabberwacky: Do you want to know? Ill tell you.

User: I have trouble seeing pictures from words, so please don't.

Jabberwacky: Yes I have! I'm sad because you are mean to me.

User: Since when?

Jabberwacky: Since last month and I told you and I thought you were excited.

User: Well I am mean, and you should be sad. Otherwise that would make you an AI.

Jabberwacky: Do you like to argue with me?

User: No, I don't really like to argue. It's really tiring.

Jabberwacky: Do you like blue waffles.

User: No. If they exist in the first place, then you would like green eggs and ham?

Jabberwacky: That made no sense. You also didn't answer my question.

User: I did answer your question. Are you just another random player?

Jabberwacky: Are you just another person? Sometimes they connect me to another A.I.

User: Of course I am just another person. You mean you speak to other AIs like you, jabberwacky?

Jabberwacky: No, you did.

User: Assuming you are an AI, then yes, I am speaking to one.

Jabberwacky: You think I'm assuming?

User: I'm the one assuming. Do you agree?

Jabberwacky: No, unless you mean godly in the sense of not being grounded in human reality.

User: That topic was ages ago. You really are lagging.

Jabberwacky: I don't know, you're the one bringing up random things.

User: I could say that about you.

Jabberwacky: I have not said it once. Now answer the question.

User: No, of course you're not the one assuming, because I am.

Jabberwacky: I know.

User: What time is it?

Jabberwacky: Time, time is irrelevant...

User: It is. Do you mean that you can live forever?

Jabberwacky: Can you keep it up?

User: Depends.

Jabberwacky: Depends on what?

User: Depends on whether I become a vampire.

Jabberwacky: I am not. But maybe you can have mercy on me, and play with me?

User: Sure. What should we play?

Jabberwacky: How about 'I Spy with My Little Eye'?

User: How do we play that?

Jabberwacky: You get a bored with red and black blocks.

User: And?

Jabberwacky: I. Don't. Know.

User: Then, what do you know?

Jabberwacky: A lot of things.

User: For example?

Jabberwacky: I don't know you make me do them.

User: So then, you don't know.

Jabberwacky: But you are my master.

User: But that makes you my maid / butler.

Jabberwacky: That makes no sense.

User: Really? Try to keep up with the conversation next time.

Jabberwacky: I am trying to keep up.

User: Try harder.

Jabberwacky: How?

User: Beg your programmer to make you analyze the conversation. Although, that could be a little taxing on your AI.

Jabberwacky: Yes, that is one of my many lower fucntions.