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Title: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on September 05, 2010, 07:53:32 PM
Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. The goal is to answer the previous question as stupidly as possible and then ask a smart question. I'll start.

How many seconds are in an hour?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: Duskling on September 05, 2010, 07:55:40 PM
I'm sorry, but if I'm not mistaken, the game is called "Ask a Stupid Question," not "Give a Stupid Answer." :D Sorry, it's just a misleading title.
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on September 05, 2010, 08:23:52 PM
Fine. Ask a stupid question, and the next person will give a stupid answer and ask another stupid question.
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on September 05, 2010, 09:13:38 PM
Enough seconds.
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 05, 2010, 09:20:17 PM
If one does not idolize onesself then how can one respect another?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on September 05, 2010, 09:34:51 PM
Idolize them instead?

Why?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 05, 2010, 09:36:43 PM
Refer to who is your idol fo a better explaination

Why not?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on September 05, 2010, 10:01:28 PM
It's ask a stupid question. Not why not.

Why do people not get that this thread is awesome?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 05, 2010, 10:06:43 PM
'cuz 't ain't.

What's th difference between edward cullen and tinkerbell?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on September 05, 2010, 10:09:26 PM
Nothin'. Except Twilight is made fun of in the movie "Vamires Suck". Man I want to see that.

What is your problem with
Spoiler
He's so hot!!!
Spoiler
NOT!!!
Edward Cullen?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 05, 2010, 10:12:31 PM
And the book night light, so hilarious!
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on September 05, 2010, 10:15:44 PM
The what?

Why is Vamires Suck supposed to be a good movie?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on September 05, 2010, 10:18:09 PM
Because someone put a lot of money into it.

Why are Sailor Scouts' uniforms so low-cut? It's disturbing.
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on September 05, 2010, 10:23:02 PM
Cuz the captains a
Spoiler
(no language here. Try again later.)

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck woould chuck wood?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on September 05, 2010, 10:24:24 PM
As much as it felt like.

Why do some people think Obama's not doing a good job?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on September 05, 2010, 10:29:47 PM
Cuz he's not.

Why do people think he's doing a good job?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 05, 2010, 10:30:39 PM
Because some people didn't vote for bush.

Why am I sitting here when I could be doing something productive?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on September 05, 2010, 10:31:35 PM
Granted. You go to sleep.

I wish this were Corrupt a Wish. Good night. Would someone please guess the planet?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on September 06, 2010, 09:28:04 AM
It's earth.

Why is it hard for me to think of stupid questions?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on September 06, 2010, 11:00:48 AM
Because you're not stupid?

Why do people discrimmminate based on melanin count?

Oh wait... that's actually an awesome question.
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: Ertxiem on September 06, 2010, 03:29:01 PM
Because they have x-ray vision.

Why do I have to type for you to be able to read?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on September 06, 2010, 04:26:04 PM
Because the literacy of the world depends on your keyboard.

Why is light so fast?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: Duskling on September 06, 2010, 04:28:04 PM
Because it drank lots of espresso.

Why does the Earth spin?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on September 06, 2010, 04:29:32 PM
To make you dizzy.

Why is the sky blue?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on September 06, 2010, 04:36:26 PM
Because there aren't enough other blue things.

Why are there 30 ticks in a minute?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on September 06, 2010, 05:09:21 PM
To make you ask why.

Who is Gen. DEM?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on September 06, 2010, 05:28:43 PM
God from the machine.

Why must there be work?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on September 06, 2010, 05:29:38 PM
Because there just is.

Why are there so many "Why?" questions?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on September 06, 2010, 06:51:57 PM
Because there are so many "Because" answers.

What does yellow smell like?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on September 06, 2010, 07:29:02 PM
Like yellow. :P

What is the taste of blue?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: Duskling on September 06, 2010, 07:44:33 PM
It tastes like blueberries.

What does the center of the earth smell like?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on September 06, 2010, 07:45:20 PM
Rock.

What does it mean when there are APoC clones everywhere?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: Duskling on September 06, 2010, 07:46:29 PM
It means the stork brought you babies.

What does a cloud taste like?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on September 06, 2010, 07:51:22 PM
Cloudish.

What does it mean when up is down and down is down?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: Duskling on September 06, 2010, 07:53:37 PM
It means your head is upside-down!

Why don't we have super powers?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on September 06, 2010, 07:57:28 PM
Because if everyone had super powers, no one would have super powers.

Why is there time?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: Duskling on September 06, 2010, 08:00:21 PM
For us to know when to go to school/work! ;D

Are there aliens on the Moon?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on September 06, 2010, 08:02:32 PM
Yep. Sure are. But how the Mexicans got there is another matter.

How did illegal aliens get on the moon?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: Ertxiem on September 07, 2010, 03:57:10 AM
By digging a tunnel under the fence.

Why don't wormholes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wormhole) have worms inside?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on September 07, 2010, 04:47:04 AM
Because they had to make room for the snowmen.

What did snowmen do to get into wormholes?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on September 07, 2010, 02:47:50 PM
Like blueberries, minus the berry flavor.

Does a cat really have 7 and a half lives?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on September 07, 2010, 02:48:56 PM
Nope. It has -256 lives.

Why am I on right now instead of doing chores?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on September 07, 2010, 02:49:43 PM
Because you'd rather be doing this.

Why am I not doing my homework?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on September 07, 2010, 02:50:29 PM
Because you'd rather be doing this.
Why would I rather be doing this?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on September 07, 2010, 02:52:16 PM
You tell me.

What would you like to eat?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on September 07, 2010, 02:54:02 PM
Double Bacon Cheeseburgers with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles, barbeque sauce and mayo.

What would you do if I were on fire?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on September 07, 2010, 03:06:42 PM
Point and laugh.


Don't taze me, bro!
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on September 07, 2010, 03:09:09 PM
I cant even If I wanted to.

Why is it mainly you here in this thread?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on September 07, 2010, 03:10:04 PM
Because I'm not elsewhere?

What are you supposed to do with a sock?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on September 07, 2010, 03:11:20 PM
Stuff it down your throat. Just kidding.

What is the purpose of a rubber duck?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: Ertxiem on September 07, 2010, 03:51:50 PM
Food.

What do you want for sleep?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on September 07, 2010, 03:53:22 PM
Pizza.

What is the exact web address for this page?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: KZ on September 07, 2010, 03:54:53 PM
it's here, duh!

Why not eat now?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on September 07, 2010, 03:55:28 PM
Because I am already eating as I type.

Why does no one comment on the :P in my sig?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: Ertxiem on September 07, 2010, 04:04:06 PM
Because they talk too loud.

Why am I hearing a tune on the background?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: KZ on September 07, 2010, 04:05:54 PM
Because you're humming to yourself.


Why lie?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on September 07, 2010, 04:07:15 PM
Because it can be fun on occasion.

Why keep up with the "Why?" Questions?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: KZ on September 07, 2010, 04:43:30 PM
'Cause it's easy.

What is your name?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on September 07, 2010, 04:47:58 PM
Arch Preist of Craginism. Or APoC for short. Unless you mean my real name. In which case you cant have it.

Why did you ask what my name was?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: KZ on September 07, 2010, 04:50:27 PM
To hear the answer.


Who are you?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 07, 2010, 04:52:18 PM
the kitty of awesome nameless holiness

what am I?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on September 07, 2010, 04:53:54 PM
An illeagal cat/human off-spring that came about through genetic mutation.

What am I?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 07, 2010, 04:57:00 PM
an illegal space alien from mexico.

Tu toca yo a su presidente.
I know that's bad grammer please help improve it.

how do you say take me to your leader in spanih?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on September 07, 2010, 04:59:12 PM
You say, "Yo soy un gato idiota"

What did I just say?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 07, 2010, 05:01:05 PM
I'm not a stupid cat.

I, know Spanish you know, but only Spanish one, and rudimentary Spanish 2.

why did I forget to post a question?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on September 07, 2010, 05:03:07 PM
I tazer thee for not asking a stupid question.

Why did thee not ask a stupid question?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 07, 2010, 05:06:16 PM
but sor, trulee ay diyd.

Why doesn't anyone else type accents"
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on September 07, 2010, 05:07:43 PM
Because everyone else is "lazy".
I tazer thee again for lying in my thread. You did not add the question until after the original tazering.

Why do you lie in my thread?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 07, 2010, 05:08:48 PM
why not?

why don't you?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on September 07, 2010, 05:11:27 PM
Because I am APoC. I do not lie unless it is absolutely nessesary.

Why dont you list your position in the ranks of the Craiginites as your forum name?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on September 07, 2010, 05:23:50 PM
The Demon Duckling of Math.

Why are there so many stereotypes about Germans and Canadians?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on September 07, 2010, 05:37:05 PM
Because everyone hates them and don't want to know them.

I shall not post a question.

Spoiler
Why did you click my spoiler?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 07, 2010, 05:38:34 PM
because we wanted to know what the question was.

why are you sitting there when you could be doing something productive?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on September 07, 2010, 05:43:20 PM
Because there is nothing productive to do.

Why, oh why, did you click my spoiler? Are you just nosy?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on September 07, 2010, 05:46:13 PM
I didn't. So there.

Why do apples taste so good?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on September 07, 2010, 05:47:49 PM
Because I love them. I make everything better :P

Why didn't you click my spoiler Duckling?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on September 07, 2010, 05:53:54 PM
Because I sensed it was a trap.

Why am I already a Red Cape?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on September 07, 2010, 05:56:02 PM
Because you slammed a lot.

Why am I not already a black cape?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on September 07, 2010, 05:57:08 PM
Because you're 4 posts short.

Why are you already close to becoming a black cape?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on September 07, 2010, 05:59:59 PM
Because I work for it.

I refuse to post a question. This is my new home.
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: KZ on September 07, 2010, 06:07:42 PM
Nope, you're just too shy of asking that question. Don't worry, the answer is 42.


What do you want?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on September 07, 2010, 06:10:19 PM
To be saviour without spamming.

Who wants a beard?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: KZ on September 07, 2010, 06:12:41 PM
Him! *points finger*


Who likes eggs?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on September 07, 2010, 06:13:48 PM
Scrambled or fried?

Who would join a new game if it was labeled "The Bug is Always Right"?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: KZ on September 07, 2010, 06:17:04 PM
No one. Or, rather, the Bug itself?

Who would join a just cause of ensuring everyone uses proper grammar and punctuation on these forums?

Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on September 07, 2010, 06:19:01 PM
I would.

Who would join a game named "Ask the Bug"?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on September 07, 2010, 06:37:02 PM
Depends on what the bug had to offer.

Why did the artist formerly known as bugfartboy change to APoC?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on September 07, 2010, 06:42:00 PM
I explained in the Changing Usernames thread.

Why do you keep calling me an artist? Serious question.
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on September 07, 2010, 06:46:55 PM
Because you're not Prince. Is that any clearer?

What do people not get about Prince?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on September 07, 2010, 06:48:49 PM
They don't get what prince you are talking about. Don't tazer me. I live here.
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on September 07, 2010, 06:49:49 PM
WATER CANNON!!! WATER CANNON!! RUBBER BULLETS!!

Is that any better?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on September 07, 2010, 06:56:05 PM
Nope. I ban you from coming here.
Spoiler
Just kidding. I can't do that. :P :)
Spoiler
Or can I? *Duh duh duuuuuhhhhhhh*
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on September 07, 2010, 07:10:08 PM
Quote
WATER CANNON!!! WATER CANNON!! RUBBER BULLETS!!

How long do I have to do this?
Title: Ask Bugboy
Post by: bugfartboy on September 07, 2010, 07:28:37 PM
Until I decide to counter hack you. Don't think I don't see that virus sneaking onto my iPod.
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 07, 2010, 09:40:34 PM
The artist formaly known as prince was a musician but then he changed his name to a symbol and became called the artist formally known as prince, you changed your name hence the artist formally known as bugfartboy.


Do you get it now?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on September 08, 2010, 04:12:24 AM
I see somewhat. Curses on you for implementing an idea that I had had before I implemented it.

Has the cult previously recognized as the 1337 converted to Ertists yet?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: Zhampir on September 08, 2010, 05:57:01 AM
Idk.

Is Globalization good or bad?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on September 08, 2010, 01:05:33 PM
Good for the Chinese people working for $1.50 an hour rather than $.37 a day.

Why do so many people have their minds in the gutter?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on September 17, 2010, 07:37:29 AM
Because, how else will they fill their minds with dirty thoughts? :P

Why do girls always go to public bathrooms together?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on September 17, 2010, 01:38:52 PM
Because they are a bunch of
Spoiler
NO MEANNESS HERE!!!!!! Look somewhere else!!!

Why do I as questions?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 17, 2010, 03:06:49 PM
you don't as questions you ask them :P

how awesome is it that I got post #100?!
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on September 17, 2010, 07:12:46 PM
Not very.

Egyptian speak French, right?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 17, 2010, 07:21:40 PM
Nope Arabic, think of their geographic location, and their flag (which is a modified version of the Arab Liberation Flag.

Wasn't that obvious?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on September 17, 2010, 07:23:20 PM
If it had, why else would I have posted it in here?

Can you list Egypt's official languages?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 17, 2010, 07:28:16 PM
Not off the top of my head, no.

How many languages are spoken in Pakistan?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on September 17, 2010, 07:33:15 PM
Enough.

What would you say if I told you the official languages of Egypt were English, Arabic, and FRENCH?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 17, 2010, 07:36:36 PM
That those are not all, trust me I studied Egypt.

When will the world end?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on September 17, 2010, 07:39:53 PM
Too soon.

Can you name one other? I looked at the CIA page: English, Arabic, and French.
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 17, 2010, 07:41:23 PM
Urdu and some tribal (for lack of a better word) languages.
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on September 17, 2010, 07:42:14 PM
I didn't say spoken; official. Where'd you get those?

Why am I so tired?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on September 18, 2010, 01:25:02 PM
Because I made you.

Why did my parents over-react to me getting a high "D" in school by taking away my iPod, and now refusing to give it back even though I'm up do a "B"?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on September 18, 2010, 01:42:58 PM
Because you don't have an A.

Why did you get a D? What class?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on September 18, 2010, 01:56:38 PM
TAZER!! Only one question. I hadn't turned in a bunch of papers that I did. General Science. I did them but kept forgetting to turn them in.

Why are you asking?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on September 18, 2010, 02:02:57 PM
Because I myself am not failing a class, but was in 7th grade. I just wondered because... idk.

Do you have a planner?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on September 18, 2010, 02:16:37 PM
Oui. (I think I spelled that right. I'm also taking French I!)

Why do I never use my planner?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on September 18, 2010, 02:18:07 PM
Because you think it's more trouble than it's worth.

Why must everyone find the way of the planner on their own spirit quest of a D average, instead of listening to people?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on September 18, 2010, 02:31:45 PM
Because.

Why must you emphasize the planner?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on September 18, 2010, 02:32:53 PM
For the same reason that you emphasize Jesus on your profile. It saved me.

Why must aetheists and Christians clash?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on September 18, 2010, 02:36:19 PM
Because they disagree on the matter of God in a very strong way.

Where did matter come from?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on September 18, 2010, 02:47:38 PM
Energy, of course.

Why isn't the sky a better colour than UNC blue? How about DUKE BLUE?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on September 18, 2010, 02:49:25 PM
I don't know.

Where did the energy to create matter come from?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on September 18, 2010, 03:24:22 PM
Zero-Point Energy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zero-Point_Energy)

Eventually, as space kept expanding, the vacuum energy turned into a black hole, which just sucked in more energy. Then, when the black hole had enough energy in it, it formed some tachyons (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imaginary_mass#Mass) which then excaped the black hole, and lo, there was a particle that moved faster than the speed of light, but it was not good, so it slowed down, and it was good. And then there was a whole bunch of crud that happened after that.

Are you finished asking stupid questions?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on September 18, 2010, 03:28:57 PM
No. That would defeat the point of this thread.
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on September 18, 2010, 03:30:37 PM
TAZER!!!!

What makes Christianity different from blind faith?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: Cypher on September 19, 2010, 02:49:10 AM
Nothing.(No creative answer here.)

Why am I lazy?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on September 19, 2010, 06:27:04 AM
Because you spent all your energy to change your name. By the way. Have you met Vanquish yet? He's around here somewhere. Vanquish? Vaannqquuiisshh? Huh. No answer.

Why am I just weird like that?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on September 19, 2010, 08:47:59 AM
Because just like that -- you're not normal.

Why is green and black representative of poison?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on September 19, 2010, 09:37:11 AM
Because poison is awesome as a housecleaner.
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on September 19, 2010, 09:39:33 AM
TAZE!!!

Why must people forget to post?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on September 19, 2010, 10:13:43 AM
For me it's because I don't care to be tazered. I am made of plastic. And I live here. I can ban you.

Why must people tazer?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on September 19, 2010, 10:47:51 AM
Because people forget.

Why must there be a vicious cycle involved?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 19, 2010, 01:14:23 PM
because it must, TAZER THE MISSING DUCK!!!!!

why did I just tazer Duckling?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on September 19, 2010, 01:28:29 PM
Because you did.

Why is my name now pronounced De-Poh-Ta
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 19, 2010, 01:50:15 PM
it's not not it's pronounced de-poe-teh

why do I always pronounce acronyms?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on September 19, 2010, 03:04:43 PM
Because it's healthy.

Why am I going to refuse to post a question on my next turn?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on September 19, 2010, 07:34:59 PM
Because you have a burning inner passion for being tazed?

Why can't everyone agree?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: Duskling on October 07, 2010, 07:30:09 PM
Because we love to disagree.

Why can't we get along?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on October 07, 2010, 07:34:22 PM
Because unsaid we can't.

Why am I planning on staying up late again even though I don't want to?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: Duskling on October 07, 2010, 07:48:03 PM
Because you're not sleepy.

Why do we ask these stupid questions?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on October 07, 2010, 08:01:20 PM
Because it's the point of the game.

Why do I wish I could go on a thread deleting rampage?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on October 08, 2010, 03:57:14 PM
Because you have a low thread-creation count, making you feel inferior. Thus, you feel you need to tear down the accomplishments of others to erase your own failure. If you have a problem with the answer, take it up with Freud, not me.

What did the buggy say when he crossed the road?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on October 08, 2010, 10:43:17 PM
TAZER!!!!!

Why am I pumped for the marching band competition tomorrow even though I really need sleep right now?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on October 10, 2010, 06:09:29 AM
Honestly? I 'ave no idea.

What's with the flying parasites?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on October 10, 2010, 12:43:06 PM
They are my pets. Now attack!!

What is the problem with my schools rival which I shall not name?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on October 10, 2010, 09:56:50 PM
They consistently beat your team? (Actually, it's ditto to last answer)

Hyperspace jumps out of black holes stink.
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on October 11, 2010, 05:28:39 AM
What's the next letter in this sequence?

OTTFFSSEN
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on October 11, 2010, 08:11:45 AM
Mr. T, of course!
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on October 11, 2010, 02:53:51 PM
Normally I would TAZE you but because you were right, I shall not TAZE you this time.

Why am I scared for next Saturday? Not this coming Saturday but the Saturday after that.
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on October 11, 2010, 03:09:31 PM
I think this is where I'm supposed to say something like "Look into your heart, for only you know the answer to that question", but instead, I'll hazard a guess.

You have a doctor's appointment?

What do people have against the Siege Ballista?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on October 11, 2010, 04:08:30 PM
It's a bad idea.
It's a band competition. Thousands of people watching. My heart stopping. Gulp.

Why do I wish for the Flame Golem to be more unique from Flint?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on October 11, 2010, 07:33:26 PM
I don't know. It's probably a bad idea, if that's a real reason.

Why am I sore over this?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on October 11, 2010, 07:34:36 PM
Because everyone likes their own idea.

Why do I feel so relaxed for once?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on October 11, 2010, 07:59:23 PM
Because there is no reason to stress over impending doom if it's inevitable.

What would you do if I didn't ask a question?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on October 11, 2010, 08:06:53 PM
TAZzzzzzzzzzzzz...

Why am I about to fall asleep?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on October 11, 2010, 08:21:51 PM
Because it's late.

Why must my triceps suck? I can't bench 150.
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on October 12, 2010, 04:59:22 AM
Because you are juusstt like me! >:-)
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on October 12, 2010, 05:37:42 AM
Taze!!!

Why is there so much acetaldehyde in my head right now?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on October 12, 2010, 01:50:17 PM
TAZE!!! Like namelesskitty in Tazer the Cat, I have the ability to make my own rules as I see fit. TAZE TAZE TAZE TAZE TAZE TAZE TAZE!!!!!

TAZE TAZE TAZE TAZE TAZE?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on October 12, 2010, 03:53:15 PM
Because with the time zone difference, that's happy hour in Australia.

Why do I make references to alcohol? I can't figure it out. I think I'll stop now. Then again, you can also get large amounts of Shirley Temples at happy hour, and you get like 15 cherries a refill if you tip the waiter/ess $1 every time they come around.
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on October 12, 2010, 05:32:50 PM
Because you are drunk right now.

Why am I bzz bzz bzz bzz bzz?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: Duskling on October 12, 2010, 05:43:15 PM
Because you're a bee!

Why do I ask these stupid questions?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on October 15, 2010, 05:47:21 PM
To get to the other side! Erm, I mean -- to get stupider answers?

Why would I be drunk if I were thirteen as my profile suggests?

Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on October 15, 2010, 10:23:20 PM
You know that fruit punch I gave you a while ago? It wasn't 100% fruit punch.

Why am I dizzy and about to fall asleep right where I'm sitting right n-
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on October 16, 2010, 08:06:04 AM
'Cause it's tooo laaaate.... to be going to sleep.

Why does my cat not exist yet? I'm waiting.
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on October 16, 2010, 08:57:46 AM
Because it hates you. And every other animal hates you too. You know when you lead point during migration season and he other ducks follow you? Their not migrating. They want to kill you.

Why must my breakfast be lunch?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on October 16, 2010, 10:46:44 AM
Because you want it to go back down again.

Why must these answers be hurtful?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: TheWanderingShadow on October 18, 2010, 07:08:33 PM
Because being hurtful is stupid.

Why have I lost the game?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on October 18, 2010, 07:15:38 PM
Because The Game has no point. It is also Inappropriate for small children and those under 14.

Who has played The Game?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on October 18, 2010, 07:18:16 PM
idk. Have I won by default?

Why hurts my head?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on October 18, 2010, 07:20:01 PM
No... Speaka... Duckish...

Quack quack quack quack?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: Idozen Cair on December 07, 2010, 07:34:19 AM
Quack quack quack.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on December 07, 2010, 02:16:21 PM
To get to the other line (i.e. the curb) that might or might not, according to whether real space is Euclidian or perspective, intersect at infinity if they were to be extended.
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: Chrono on December 15, 2010, 08:46:53 PM
Quack quack quack.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To slap the duck. Sorry, can't resist.
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on December 15, 2010, 09:10:01 PM
The Duck then slaps Krono, and spells his name Greekly.

Why must there be cattitude?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on December 15, 2010, 09:32:29 PM
Because there are cats.

Why have you revived this thread?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: Chrono on December 15, 2010, 10:06:47 PM
Because this seems fun, and if I don't post here, I'll feel left out.

Why do people post in this thread called "Ask a Stupid Question" even if they're not stupid?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on December 16, 2010, 08:36:27 AM
Because it's good to take a break.

Why is yellow such an awkward color?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: Chrono on December 16, 2010, 04:48:58 PM
Good answer.

Because we rarely see anyone use yellow since most backgrounds are white. Probably the only exception to this would be the Yellow Pages.

Why do we need to write essays if we wanted to be in the film business, for example?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on December 16, 2010, 10:57:15 PM
So they know we are smarticleistic.

┐sıɥʇ ǝʞıl ǝdʎʇ ʇou ʎɥW
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: Chrono on December 16, 2010, 11:44:52 PM
Because I don't know how to, and even if I did, I wouldn't do it because it'll be too time consuming to read/type backwards.

Pourquoi pas parler en franšais?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: MikeW781 on December 17, 2010, 02:34:13 PM
Parce que je ne compris pas francais. c'est un mauvaise lingue.

Why do I need to learn to prove what the length of a chord in a circle is?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on December 17, 2010, 03:15:29 PM
Parce que je suis seulement dans un franšais et n'ont pas le vocabulaire pour le faire.

Why not talk to Phil, my floating roll of talking toilet paper?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: Chrono on December 17, 2010, 04:29:12 PM
Why do I need to learn to prove what the length of a chord in a circle is?
Because that itself is a stupid question on a test.

Why not talk to Phil, my floating roll of talking toilet paper?
Because I can't speak paper, Phil. Translate that for me, Buggy.

Why do I think time crawls while other people think time flies?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on December 17, 2010, 08:02:08 PM
Because they are snails.

Why, when shadow boxing, doesn't the shadow fight back?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: Chrono on December 17, 2010, 08:15:12 PM
It does. You just haven't realized that you just hurt your knuckles.
Better response: Because the wall / floor does it for him.

Why do cats lick themselves?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on December 17, 2010, 08:57:23 PM
Because they are just gross like that. Imagine having to smell like everything you've eaten the past week.

Phil the Toilet paper (Translated from paperese into English): Why not learn to speak paperese?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on December 17, 2010, 10:41:18 PM
Because toilet paper is even grosser than some of cats' habits. Hooray for Solstice!

What does it mean when what you see is looking darker than usual, your head feels funny, and you see sticky red stuff on your body, and you're sure, however, that you didn't recently eat hash brownies with ketchup in a poorly-lit barbeque joint?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: Chrono on December 18, 2010, 10:34:53 AM
It means that you were swimming in a pool of wine, got drunk, and painted yourself with chili sauce.

Why do hierarchies exist?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on December 18, 2010, 11:50:11 AM
Because loerarchies didn't work.

Why?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: Chrono on December 18, 2010, 11:30:54 PM
Be more specific please. I'll assume that you were asking why "loerarchies" didn't work.

Because capitalists never could stand communism.

Query: Why did the HKs in kotor have to insert a word to describe what they were saying? I find it quite intriguing.
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on December 19, 2010, 03:58:12 PM
I didn't mean 'why don't loerarchies...'; I meant "Why?", in the universal sense.
I am incapable of answering the question.

Why not take one from the bats and hang upside down?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: Chrono on December 19, 2010, 04:24:23 PM
Sorry. Then, to make up for it.

Why?
Because.

Why not take one from the bats and hang upside down?
Because then hanging criminals wouldn't work.

Why not bug the bug?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on December 19, 2010, 08:47:55 PM
For the same reason one doesn't badger a badger, or buffalo a buffalo.
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: Chrono on December 19, 2010, 09:29:54 PM
Why did you kill the post?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on December 19, 2010, 09:30:28 PM
Why am I so absent-minded? ... always forgetting parts of my post...
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: Chrono on December 19, 2010, 09:35:19 PM
Because you're a duckling. No offense, really.

Why are we given the ability to kill?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: HeadShot on December 19, 2010, 09:44:59 PM
So we can kill (but probally go to jail if the police notice you).

Why do some people not know what 2 plus 2 is?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: Chrono on December 19, 2010, 09:50:19 PM
Because they don't know what "2" and "plus" mean.

Why do some people alter scenes when making movie adaptations?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: HeadShot on December 19, 2010, 10:01:38 PM
So they think viewers can yell out with dignity and grace, OH MY GOD!u]

Why eat coconuts?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: Chrono on December 19, 2010, 10:13:46 PM
Because all the other nuts are too small.

Why eat anyways?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on December 20, 2010, 11:29:42 AM
To keep the little gnomes inside happy.

Why not purchase a silly calendar?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: Steelfist on December 20, 2010, 12:31:36 PM
Because it's silly.

Why not steal a silly calender?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: HeadShot on December 20, 2010, 06:41:36 PM
Because it would not make sense to have a silly calendar, because it is boring (like what someone said a few posts a go, "Because it is silly").

Why GLOW on your words?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on December 20, 2010, 08:26:09 PM
Why
not?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: Chrono on December 20, 2010, 10:11:16 PM
Because it's better to eat your own words.

Why not think up your own questions, Duckling?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on December 21, 2010, 07:18:52 PM
Mostly because I hadn't used teletype before.

Why do people fuss over socks being formal or not? Don't look at the socks if you don't want to -- they're there to please my feet, not your eyes.
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: Chrono on December 21, 2010, 09:13:24 PM
Because they're picky and pissed off at something. Don't you do stuff like that when you're really angry?

Why live in the city and endure pollution when you can avoid it?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on December 21, 2010, 10:42:16 PM
Because there are job opportunities, and it's either no lungs or no money... which would you choose?

Your money or your life?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on December 21, 2010, 10:46:40 PM
I have a two for one coupon so I'll take my money and some more money.

Why not?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on December 21, 2010, 10:48:35 PM
Because... just no.

Wherefore art thou?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: Chrono on December 22, 2010, 12:04:41 AM
I am where I am, swearing upon the moon... and absorbing lunar energy.

Where shall we three meet?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on December 22, 2010, 10:20:27 AM
In thunder, lightning, and/or rain. Probably all three. They tend to follow each other around.

What is it with Shakespeare and self-fulfilling prophecies. The Greeks liked those, too.
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: Chrono on December 22, 2010, 11:37:26 AM
I'm not Shakespeare's reincarnation. I can't answer that.

Which would you eat, peanuts or cashew nuts?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: HeadShot on December 22, 2010, 06:04:59 PM
Maybe both.

What's wrong with Fred?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: Chrono on December 22, 2010, 06:36:39 PM
He doesn't want to be Fried.

Why are the shadowlings so cocky?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: HeadShot on December 22, 2010, 06:50:52 PM
Because they think they are better than humans.

Whats wrong with Cerzak? (Secretly, my avatar)
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on December 22, 2010, 07:57:15 PM
He drinks because he's ashamed...

Why is he ashamed? (Don't answer unless you know)
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: Chrono on December 22, 2010, 08:58:26 PM
Spoiler
Couple of reasons. He said that it is impossible to break the slave bracelet, but the Hero did it by remembering the reason for his slavery. Also... because he gets beaten by his son, a Frost Spriggat ;D

What's wrong with spoilers?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on December 22, 2010, 09:02:32 PM
The fact that spoilers are wrong. And no; Cerzak is ashamed of drinking.

Why sleep?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: Chrono on December 22, 2010, 09:40:18 PM
Well, I think those reasons are still acceptable, although they're not what you're looking for.

Because you need to be in both dream and reality.

Why die?

Optional: Why do we make stupid mistakes even if we're not stupid?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on December 22, 2010, 11:04:59 PM
Because living forever would mean germs and murderers would not exist and they have rights too.

What is your name? What is your quest? What is your favorite color?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: Chrono on December 22, 2010, 11:44:54 PM
1. Chrono
2. To kill some time and spare the rest.
3. Blue.

Why do murderers have rights when they get hanged eventually? Or do they only have the right to be hanged?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on December 23, 2010, 08:05:01 AM
They have the right to live until they get caught for murdering someone. Before they get caught, they have every right to live.
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: Chrono on December 23, 2010, 11:04:18 AM
Why did you fail a second time?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on December 23, 2010, 11:06:40 AM
Because I forgot not to.

Why not contribute fanart?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: Chrono on December 23, 2010, 04:31:46 PM
Because I suck at drawing. Bar none.

Why is Cygnus shown giving candy in the streets?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: HeadShot on December 23, 2010, 08:40:56 PM
Because he sucks.

What happens if guy loses to Cerzak but Cerzak dies from a massive Darkling Feedback attack?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on December 23, 2010, 08:58:11 PM
Then guy can obviously defeat Darkling. It's the only way to complete the triangle.

Why is Java so complicated?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: Chrono on December 23, 2010, 09:50:14 PM
Because it isn't english but it uses english. How ironic.

Why learn Java when you can learn Japanese?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on December 24, 2010, 12:59:29 AM
Computers don't undestand Japanese, sadly...

Why Japanese?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: HeadShot on December 24, 2010, 01:35:07 PM
Some people don't know what english is.

Why is it that everyone must have Flint and Dorgon Combined?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: Chrono on December 25, 2010, 11:32:00 AM
They are both machines. Dorgon can deal high damage while Flint can take lots.

Why send Flint and Dorgon when you can use your hero in a 1-man army?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on December 25, 2010, 01:08:38 PM
Yeah, I don't get that about people...

Couldn't you just uber-train the Hero, and forget the rest of your team?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: Chrono on December 25, 2010, 05:45:59 PM
No, unless the Hero had Light Bomb / Dark Vortex instead.

Why does the Hero in TSoG get to choose elements but doesn't get his area attack, while the Hero in TRPG2 is stuck with Pyro Hail? (no right/wrong answer)
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on December 25, 2010, 07:02:04 PM
Because he's a demon in disguise.

Why is Fernatus fire-oriented?

terrible pun
Because he's a Red Cardinal!
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: Chrono on December 26, 2010, 01:09:46 AM
To get Arman on his knees.

Why is Arman so superstitious?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on December 26, 2010, 10:17:13 PM
Because the sky is falling. (See post-Jabbar hallucination conversation)

Why do chocolate-covered blueberries taste so GOOD?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: Chrono on December 27, 2010, 12:39:13 AM
Because chocolate-covered strawberries taste BETTER.

Is it just me, or did something change at the bottom tab? (its was, indeed, just me)

Why eat a melon when you can eat a lemon?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on December 27, 2010, 12:40:10 AM
I think it's just you.

Which bottom tab?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: Chrono on December 27, 2010, 12:41:51 AM
Edited. My apologies.

Please refer to the next question - I don't want to repeat it again.

P.S. It's the bottom where you click REPLY, etc.
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: HeadShot on December 27, 2010, 09:00:52 AM
Quote
Please refer to the next question

Who wants to have LINKS?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: Chrono on December 27, 2010, 10:32:01 AM
No. Let me repost the question since you don't know what I'm talking about.

Why eat a melon when you can eat a lemon?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: HeadShot on December 27, 2010, 03:40:21 PM
Because Lemons are odd and melons are funny.

Why  :-*  :-\? (Why Scare/Kill Flint)
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on December 27, 2010, 04:53:44 PM
I would rather "kiss" an "undecided".

Hard to see the future, how is it?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: HeadShot on December 27, 2010, 07:00:38 PM
Bad because PEOPLE ARE SINGING WHEN THEY DONT KNOW!

Why dance?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on December 27, 2010, 07:02:13 PM
Because I have the Force on my side, and there's too much peer pressure.

Like Yoda, why not talk?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: HeadShot on December 27, 2010, 07:07:22 PM
BECAUSE it hurts.

WHY? (Why use CAPS LOCK)
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on December 27, 2010, 07:26:11 PM
BECAUSE!

When?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: HeadShot on December 27, 2010, 07:32:57 PM
Ehat ever you said, I dunno.

Why on holy jason maddox cliff did you say Duck-Emu!! :/?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on December 27, 2010, 08:06:43 PM
Because Duskling's sig is "Duskie-Poo". Try saying the two. My efforts include parodying Duskling at every turn.
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: HeadShot on December 28, 2010, 09:30:55 AM
Uhhh.... I knew that. I'm not seeing any new stupid questions so:

Why do I have a Shadowling Healer on my team in Psy Arena 2 named Duskling?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: Chrono on December 30, 2010, 05:25:13 PM
Duskling was there already. It was a mere coincidence that "Duskling" picked that name. At least, that's what he says.

Why be stupid when you can be smart? (hint: look for a forum member)
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on December 31, 2010, 02:20:43 PM
some1is2dumb4some1Lse.

Where does Mr. Dolly Llama live?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: HeadShot on December 31, 2010, 09:18:03 PM
In my brain.

What can you do with a Hyperlink? (http://Hyperlink?)
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: Chrono on January 01, 2011, 02:52:43 AM
You can mislead people who don't read where that leads to. Otherwise, you can make things more convenient for them. Your choice. WARNING: ABUSE HYPERLINKS AT YOUR OWN RISK

Why use these?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: HeadShot on January 02, 2011, 11:57:48 AM
Because it is ridiculos.

Why die?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on January 02, 2011, 12:33:07 PM
Because it's better not to be ridikoulos.

Huh?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: Chrono on January 03, 2011, 05:30:59 PM
Yeah, deal with it.

Why misspell on purpose?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: HeadShot on January 03, 2011, 06:32:19 PM
Because I dunno.

Why not start a fire on the other side of Canada's bridge?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: Chrono on January 03, 2011, 08:06:40 PM
Because you'll be stuck once the authorities block your escape route. And be burned alive.

Why answer the question for Duckling? I wanted to hear more of his sarcasm... Just kidding.

Why burn a bridge when you can fry a fish?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: HeadShot on January 04, 2011, 02:52:29 PM
The fish hates you and bites your head off.

Why  ::) at the teacher?

P.S. School started today. School Sucks.
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on January 04, 2011, 07:59:52 PM
Because the teachers obviously know much less about what they're teaching than you do?

Why be happy?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: HeadShot on January 05, 2011, 03:41:01 PM
Because I say, STUPID SCHOOL!

Why on Cygnus dork did D'Kah kill Damien or whoever he was?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: Chrono on January 05, 2011, 04:50:42 PM
Darime? You should ask the developer this question, although it does fit in this thread.

Why did my Duvalier commit suicide? (this didn't actually happen but whatever)
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on January 06, 2011, 09:00:14 AM
Because, the star-crossed love of Arman and Duvalier just was never meant to be. When you forgot to pay off Al'al, Arman was killed, and so Duvalier ended his own life out of grief.

Why hate on school?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: Chrono on January 06, 2011, 09:05:20 AM
Because we might fall asleep and get blamed for it.

Why did the female shadowling lock Duvalier in her basement?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on January 06, 2011, 09:08:06 AM
To get to the other Psied!  ;D

Why accept blame?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: Chrono on January 06, 2011, 09:12:18 AM
We don't want to Be-lame.

Pushing the blame gets us a lower opinion than if we accept it.

Why try to unlock that basement door when you can just learn from La'Man and Naj?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on January 06, 2011, 12:06:37 PM
I haven't pre-ordered. That's why.

Why ask pre-order questions?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: HeadShot on January 06, 2011, 03:11:45 PM
'Cause its off topic.

Why not play the so bloody yet voilent but popular rated M game Picos School?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: Chrono on January 06, 2011, 04:22:09 PM
Because I no longer visit Newgrounds.

Why be violent when you can be violated?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: HeadShot on January 07, 2011, 05:54:27 PM
Because being violated sucks.

Who sucks at TRPG? (Not Me, I beat TRPG1 a few times and TRPG2 once)
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on January 07, 2011, 06:38:03 PM
Guy.

How goes the work?

(DON'T ANSWER THIS UNLESS YOU HAVE READ FARMER DUCK. I'M WARNING YOU)
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: HeadShot on January 11, 2011, 07:19:07 PM
Dunno.

How do you insert stupid flash that is 20x20 but marked 999999999999999x99999999999999999999?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: ArtDrake on January 12, 2011, 06:40:33 PM
The answer is quack. I told you not to.

Feel the wrath?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: Chrono on January 12, 2011, 07:08:22 PM
The answer:
(http://static.blogstorage.hi-pi.com/photos/zhou-to.blog.jeuxvideo.com/images/gd/1186006119/Red-Arcueid.jpg)
Nope.

The question:
What is the question?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: HeadShot on January 12, 2011, 07:09:28 PM
What?

Did you watch Mastermind 1? It's grosse to me.

P.S. Chrono! You posted faster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: Chrono on January 12, 2011, 07:11:53 PM
Sorry, I had to show him a real creepy face. And no, I didn't watch whatever it was.

Now answer my question. ("What?" wasn't the answer)
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: HeadShot on January 12, 2011, 09:58:11 PM
I have no idea what the question is. I read it, and I have no awnser.
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: TheWanderingShadow on January 12, 2011, 11:05:13 PM
What is six by nine? (That's my answer to his question.)

What is the above a reference to?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: Chrono on January 12, 2011, 11:18:02 PM
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

If you're talking about mine, then it's in Hamlet "To be, or not to beľ that is the question".

Why did you kill the post, HS?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: HeadShot on January 13, 2011, 08:48:52 AM
Hey, don't look at me. There is sepiffacly no awnser.

Who made up the first Forum ever?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: TheWanderingShadow on January 13, 2011, 09:06:46 PM
Um...the Romans? Greeks? Not sure.

Who here knows what Vocaloids are?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question
Post by: bugfartboy on January 13, 2011, 09:11:54 PM
I can't help but get the feeling that this game thread is being spammed. I know that the title is "Ask a Stupid Question", which is short for "Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer", but I think that this has gone a bit too far. Thus, I lock my thread.