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Title: One-up game
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 16, 2010, 06:33:10 PM
Just one-up the post before you, don't just say the same but more so each time.

I won a Nobel prize.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: bugfartboy on September 17, 2010, 01:44:55 PM
I won something better.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on September 17, 2010, 02:34:48 PM
Well, I won an award for the first award!
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 17, 2010, 03:05:27 PM
don't just say you won something better, be creative, I invented time travel.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: ArtDrake on September 17, 2010, 07:13:53 PM
Well, I went back in time and dicovered time travel, thus getting your nobel prize, and your time travel.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 17, 2010, 07:15:14 PM
I can fly
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: ArtDrake on September 17, 2010, 07:16:09 PM
I can shoot.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 17, 2010, 07:18:31 PM
I can TAZER THE DUCK!!!!! And take your gun.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: ArtDrake on September 17, 2010, 07:19:23 PM
Well, I am... tazer-proof. I have rubber cleats.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 17, 2010, 07:29:41 PM
Tazers don't work that way.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: ArtDrake on September 17, 2010, 07:32:36 PM
I have a rubber raincoat.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 18, 2010, 09:20:56 AM
I have a flamethrower
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: ArtDrake on September 18, 2010, 09:51:24 AM
Well, I have an ice flower.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: bugfartboy on September 18, 2010, 02:02:24 PM
I have the ability to manipulate time and space at will.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: ArtDrake on September 18, 2010, 02:03:14 PM
I have the power to put it back.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on October 05, 2010, 06:38:13 PM
I'm rich enough to bribe both of you into doing whatever I feel like making you do.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: bugfartboy on October 05, 2010, 06:47:37 PM
I'm gifted. I can read your mind and use misdirection to get you to think that I'm doing what you want me to do with a bribe.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on October 05, 2010, 06:50:19 PM
I'm so ADHD that you run for cover and have to sleep with a night light after reading my thoughts.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: ArtDrake on October 06, 2010, 04:01:32 PM
Oh yeah? Well I'm already used to trying and failing to process info (YOU try thinking about everything you see, smell, hear, taste, and feel), so I'd be fine. And I have a potato gun.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: TheWanderingShadow on October 19, 2010, 07:33:56 PM
I have a potato masher. :o
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: ArtDrake on October 19, 2010, 07:34:47 PM
I have a garlic press.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: bugfartboy on October 19, 2010, 07:44:01 PM
I have a garlic press smasher. And a potato cannon.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on October 20, 2010, 03:11:25 PM
I have a refigerator.


YEEEEEAAAAAAHHH
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: Duskling on October 20, 2010, 07:35:22 PM
I have a mini-fridge.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: bugfartboy on October 20, 2010, 07:44:14 PM
I have a sledgehammer. And keys to Duskling's apartment. Heh heh heh.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: Duskling on October 20, 2010, 07:45:27 PM
I have a shotgun... and a tipoff that Buggy is coming to whack me. Heh, heh, heh...
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: bugfartboy on October 20, 2010, 07:47:42 PM
Who said I was gonna whack you? I was just after the minifridge. Heh heh heh. I have a forcefield to protect me from said shotgun.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: Duskling on October 20, 2010, 07:50:08 PM
But does it protect you from said chainsaw (http://richhillenjr.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/texaschainsaw1.jpg)?
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: bugfartboy on October 20, 2010, 07:52:38 PM
No. My blue forcefield only works with projectiles. My RED forcefield blocks physical attacks. Heh heh. Try your chainsaw. But I'm not buying you a new one when it breaks.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: Duskling on October 20, 2010, 07:53:38 PM
What about mental attacks? I'll Mind Blast yo *Donkey!*
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: bugfartboy on October 20, 2010, 07:55:39 PM
Ah. But that's where the purple forcefield comes in. It blocks and returns to sender. Heh heh.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: Duskling on October 20, 2010, 07:59:56 PM
Alrighty then, I take my mini-fridge and tell God that you, a Christian was jealous of something that I had and tried to destroy it. Since you are Christian, He does not destroy you as He still sees there is hope in you yet, but He gives you a stern talking to and you are so scared and overwhelmed by what happened that you forget all about me and my mini-fridge, and go to Jerusalem and tell everyone you've met God, then everyone who's heard your speech converts to Christianity.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: bugfartboy on October 20, 2010, 08:02:32 PM
...

...

...

...

I can't compete with that. I concede. For now. >:-)
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on October 21, 2010, 05:16:40 AM
I can!! :D

 god isn't conscious in any way we can understand. think about it, what function can we do because we are conscious that god would need to do?

therefore god cannot give a stern talking to anybody.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: bugfartboy on October 21, 2010, 01:41:28 PM
Accually he can. Be made us on his image (by hand) and gave us life. What makes you say he has no conscience?
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: ArtDrake on October 21, 2010, 04:01:17 PM
Nonono. There is a big difference between "conscious" and "conscience". And I have a 1-up mushroom.

You was one-upped.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: bugfartboy on October 21, 2010, 04:09:13 PM
I have a 2-up mushroom and a 1-up mushroom grinder.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: ArtDrake on October 21, 2010, 04:13:02 PM
I take them from you, and make a mushroom protein shake, which I drink and get a 3-up.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on October 21, 2010, 05:39:52 PM
I'm bowser and I take all of your lives
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: bugfartboy on October 21, 2010, 06:26:27 PM
I'm the game programmer and decide to remove bowser.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: TheWanderingShadow on October 21, 2010, 06:35:09 PM
No problem. Bowser was starting to become ridiculous. Especially his monologue in Super Mario Galaxy.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: bugfartboy on October 21, 2010, 06:36:54 PM
Yeah. It was getting weird. It even scared me away from Super Mario Galaxy 2. And I'm really Ert in disguise.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: ArtDrake on October 22, 2010, 01:04:33 PM
No you're not. Oh; you just got one-upped.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on October 22, 2010, 06:44:07 PM
I'm sick, come near me and I cover you with nasty germs.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: bugfartboy on October 22, 2010, 07:06:31 PM
I spray you with odo-ban. You just got 1-upped.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on October 22, 2010, 08:42:46 PM
I launch a cubicle grenade at you, a febreze spray bottle with the trigger held down by one of those things you can tighten but not loosen.

You got 1-upped
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: bugfartboy on October 22, 2010, 08:43:58 PM
I vanish. You got one-upped.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: TheWanderingShadow on October 22, 2010, 10:42:23 PM
Everyone wants you back so much that you reappear.

You got a one-up!
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on October 22, 2010, 10:44:55 PM
I use cubicle mortar weapons on you

You sir, have received a one-up, I dare say.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: ArtDrake on October 23, 2010, 10:07:52 AM
I use office-with-a-desk mortar weapons; one better than cubicle mortar weapons.

Methinks that in trying to have been going to dish out what might commonly be referred to as a "one-up", thou hast recieved one in thine own right.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on October 23, 2010, 11:15:37 AM
I use corner office semiautomatics on you.

Oue-up alicious
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: ArtDrake on October 23, 2010, 02:34:04 PM
I use penthouse automatics on you. One-uppification.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on October 23, 2010, 07:06:10 PM
I have mad ninja skills and dodge.

Don't blink you might miss the one-up.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: ArtDrake on October 23, 2010, 08:47:59 PM
I have emotionless ninja skills and mitsubishi.

Is your hair shorter? It was the one-up.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on October 23, 2010, 08:51:39 PM
I have Honda and Suzuki and teriaki and pokemon and manga and Shintoism.

I laugh and laugh for a one-up of japanese proportions has been hurled at you.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: ArtDrake on October 23, 2010, 08:58:01 PM
Oya? Well, I have Rolls-Royce, and the McLaren. So there. Don't even try it.

That was the fastest, most stylish, most gas-guzzling one-up I've seen.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on October 23, 2010, 09:00:26 PM
Well I have a kangaroo to ride and hunt dingos from.

Not a half bad one-up there mate.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: ArtDrake on October 23, 2010, 09:01:51 PM
Well, I have a dingaroo, that I hunt English Mastiffs from.

Crikey, you just got one-upped (what-what?).
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on October 23, 2010, 09:05:20 PM
Well I got a Ford Pickup! And I got a shogun to shoot me a woodchuck

That there's a big ol' one-up
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: ArtDrake on October 23, 2010, 09:09:55 PM
Well, I have a tommygun, and a New England accent as well, so I have a hammock in my yodd.

The one-up will be getting you in ~1 new York minute.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on October 23, 2010, 09:30:54 PM
I'm a cat. Your argument is therefore invalid.

Meow meow meow one-up meow meow meow
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: ArtDrake on October 23, 2010, 09:55:41 PM
I'm a duck with a ammonia spray bottle. Spritz!!!

Quack! Quack! Quuck! Quack! One-up Quack!
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on October 23, 2010, 10:24:32 PM
Cats eat ducks.

You walked into that one-up.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: bugfartboy on October 24, 2010, 03:09:44 AM
I'm a bug and crawl in your ear to eat your brain.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: ArtDrake on October 24, 2010, 10:17:01 AM
Me no have brain.

One-up.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: bugfartboy on October 24, 2010, 10:56:35 AM
Me TAZE you in the ultimate release of ur2dumb4me power. You cease to exist.

You got one-upped.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on October 24, 2010, 11:00:31 AM
I have a tolerance.

One-ZZZzzzZZT-uppity
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: Mopman on October 27, 2010, 03:55:44 PM
I don't. I use the pre mentioned time travel to transport you all back to before the big bang happened. You die from being bored to death by an empty universe.
Can you get a 1 up? 
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: bugfartboy on October 27, 2010, 04:02:31 PM
Nope. I don't believe in the Big Bang therefore I am not affected. 1-UP!
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: ArtDrake on October 27, 2010, 05:19:54 PM
Denied! You can't not believe in the Big Bang, as scientific theories based on evidence collected and examined are not to be believed or disbelieved, but rather supported or unsupported. One-icus Uppicus.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: bugfartboy on October 27, 2010, 05:28:29 PM
The end of the world occurs just as the bible predicts. You bow to Jesus as everyone, including myself, will do. But you get thrown into the lake of sulfur :( along with those that did not accept the forgiving power of His blood. One-Upped.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: ArtDrake on October 27, 2010, 05:42:59 PM
Guess what? The lake of sulfur is frozen, like most sulfur. One-upped. And I never bowed to Jesus.

The mesiah hasn't arrived yet. Double one-up. And did I mention that he's dead.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: bugfartboy on October 27, 2010, 05:44:10 PM
But you will. One-Upped
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: ArtDrake on October 27, 2010, 05:49:12 PM
But I won't. Even one-uppeder.

And don't try to force your beliefs upon others. It's rude. I simply stated that while you could choose not to support the theory of the Big Bang, you can't not believe in something in which faith has no part.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on October 27, 2010, 06:34:41 PM
I am the middleman trying to make peace between you two, I'm set because if there is god I'll spend a while in purgatory then enter heaven or at absolute worse be stuck in limbo, and that's not too bad, otherwise I'll be just as dead as all of you.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: Mopman on October 28, 2010, 02:01:14 PM
While you all are distracted, I throw a bucket of paint on you.
One Up!!!
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: ArtDrake on October 28, 2010, 07:18:00 PM
I throw more paint on you.

One-uppedy.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: Mopman on October 29, 2010, 12:45:54 PM
I throw a baseball at you.
ONE (life) UP!
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on October 29, 2010, 02:45:31 PM
I have a force field.

One-eth up-eth
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: bugfartboy on October 29, 2010, 03:37:19 PM
I have a forcefield anuller ray. One-up.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: ArtDrake on October 29, 2010, 03:49:07 PM
Yes, but you didn't actually do anything with it.

Semantics one-up.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: bugfartboy on October 29, 2010, 03:55:46 PM
But then I do. One-up.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: ArtDrake on October 29, 2010, 04:57:10 PM
But then I confiscate that, and generate a non-believer's zone so strong that, like God's fanbase, generates a complete lack of anything spiritual. God can't intervene. So don't even try it.

But anyway, I have a mirror, and the shield negater negates your ship's shields, and makes you a sitting duck to my Vortex Bomb.

Starfighter one-up.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: Mopman on October 30, 2010, 02:41:37 PM
I call the dogs out. Litterally. I blow a dog whistle and cover you in Eur' Du steak.
One one one one one one, up.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: bugfartboy on October 30, 2010, 07:53:27 PM
I have a swiffer. Swiffer beats mop any day.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: ArtDrake on October 31, 2010, 02:29:32 PM
I have a cat. Cats eat bugs any day.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: bugfartboy on October 31, 2010, 02:53:57 PM
I'm not a bug. For the millionth time, I'm a farting BUGBOY!!! Not a bug. One-Upped.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: ArtDrake on October 31, 2010, 02:55:21 PM
Everyone farts, and bugs can be male too.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: Mopman on November 01, 2010, 12:57:26 PM
I'll have you know, I have been in training, and managed to clean the floor with that swiffer.
Pun one up.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on November 05, 2010, 07:22:31 PM
I have returned victorious and with a passing grade!

One up one up one up
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: ArtDrake on November 05, 2010, 07:45:46 PM
I didn't need to return, as I was here the whole time, and for the same reasons.

One-one-uppity, one-one-uppity, one-one-uppity, UP!!
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: bugfartboy on November 05, 2010, 08:45:55 PM
I've been here officially longer than you.

One-Up
[move]One-Up
[/move]
[move][move]One-Up
[/move][/move]
[move][move][move]One-Up
[/move][/move][/move]
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: ArtDrake on November 05, 2010, 09:09:37 PM
Well, since I think reincarnation is a viable idea, (but still not scientific) I've been on this earth WAY longer than you have.

One-up. *ribbit*
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: bugfartboy on November 05, 2010, 09:14:08 PM
Since I know that you would rather believe in matter just appearing with no energy used to create it, I don't believe you. One up.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: ArtDrake on November 05, 2010, 09:26:13 PM
Neither mass nor matter is ever created, energy or no energy. Spontaneous quantum appearances of particles and their negative counterparts can result in the accumulation of mass. It didn't "just appear", and you could say that all this mass we have so abundantly is "borrowed" in that all negative mass particles and antiparticles have been expelled from the known universe. Hence, there is no more mass around than when the whole thing started, which it didn't.

And I never said I believed it. It's a theory I strongly support. The ideas and beliefs of reincarnation and Buddhism don't conflict with science. 84% of Buddhists think that evolution is the best explanation for life on Earth.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on November 05, 2010, 10:49:39 PM
It's 84% get your facts right sheesh.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: ArtDrake on November 06, 2010, 07:07:35 AM
Sorry, Holy Nameless. Wishful thinking.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: bugfartboy on November 06, 2010, 03:36:39 PM
I used a awesome effect in this:
I've been here officially longer than you.

One-Up
[move]One-Up
[/move]
[move][move]One-Up
[/move][/move]
[move][move][move]One-Up
[/move][/move][/move]
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: Mopman on November 06, 2010, 08:01:31 PM
While everyone is admiring it, I hit each of you over the head with a baseball bat.
Sports one up!
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: bugfartboy on November 06, 2010, 08:34:42 PM
While you're doing that, I throw a bucket of water on the witch that normally rides you (don't turn it into something obscene) and you are left with out an owner. Wizard of Oz One-Up.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: Mopman on November 07, 2010, 07:13:21 PM
I am not a broom!
Anger one up!
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: bugfartboy on November 07, 2010, 08:19:43 PM
I use a magic spell to transform all mops into brooms. Then I melt the witch. One up.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: Mopman on November 08, 2010, 03:16:36 PM
I beat you into oblivion when I turn back into a mop.
Violence one up!
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: ArtDrake on November 13, 2010, 10:09:38 AM
I declare a no spell zone. Archchancellor of Brazeneck University One-up.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: bugfartboy on November 14, 2010, 06:52:44 PM
I ignore the No-Spell zone and destroy all duck that may or may not be good at math. Uncaring one up.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: ArtDrake on November 14, 2010, 07:05:25 PM
I nip in the bud the idea that this should be like KoTH. It's not.

Refereeing one-up.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: bugfartboy on November 14, 2010, 07:19:43 PM
I point out that your signature lacking signature is really a signature in disguise.

Honest one-up.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: Mopman on November 15, 2010, 06:08:12 PM
In my confusion following that sentence, I go into a blind rage and attack everything in sight.
Extreme Violence one up.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on November 18, 2010, 10:23:11 PM
AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!!

Dark arts one-up
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: Mopman on November 19, 2010, 01:21:54 PM
Expeliarmus beats it every time.
David vs. Goliath(as an analogy) one up
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: bugfartboy on November 19, 2010, 07:34:16 PM
Crucio!
Painful one up. (I missed the movie last night :()
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: Mopman on November 20, 2010, 09:26:49 AM
I dodge.
Movement one up!
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: bugfartboy on November 20, 2010, 10:40:23 AM
Stupefy!

Stunning one up.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: Mopman on November 20, 2010, 12:02:57 PM
A person uses enervate on me.
Healing one up.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: bugfartboy on November 20, 2010, 01:19:33 PM
Wingardium Leviosa. (Forget flying broomsticks. Now we ride flying mops!)

One up.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: Mopman on November 20, 2010, 01:47:39 PM
I throw you off.
Rodeo one up.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: bugfartboy on November 20, 2010, 02:00:45 PM
I never said I was on you. One up.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on November 20, 2010, 10:55:35 PM
You were totally riding him.

Ohhhhhh- you just got one-upped
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: Mopman on November 21, 2010, 07:04:23 AM
Dont use such language!
Censoring one up.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: bugfartboy on November 21, 2010, 07:12:09 AM
I can't beat that without saying I was so. Something One up!
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: ArtDrake on November 21, 2010, 08:24:56 PM
This post has more of a point than yours.

Meaning one-up.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: bugfartboy on November 22, 2010, 06:17:43 AM
But this post is more important than you are.

Meaning one up.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on November 22, 2010, 03:33:28 PM
This post is more witty than yours

Funny one-up
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: Mopman on November 22, 2010, 04:13:56 PM
This post is more exciting than yours.
Action one up.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on November 22, 2010, 05:17:23 PM
Yeah, well... Check this out, you got nuttin on dis, my post is longer than yours. So there

Lengthy one-up
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: ArtDrake on November 22, 2010, 06:35:33 PM
this.better = true;
oneup();

programming one-up.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: Mopman on November 22, 2010, 08:06:27 PM
I hire a jock to attack you.
Minions one up!
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: bugfartboy on November 22, 2010, 09:18:59 PM
I hire a nerd to outsmart the jock. Brilliant one up.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: Mopman on November 23, 2010, 10:29:52 AM
I hire a cheerleader to distract the nerd.
Attractive one up.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: bugfartboy on November 23, 2010, 03:45:10 PM
I hire a jock to distract the cheerleader.
Sporty one up.

(This is turning into a game of Elf, Wizard, Giant. Jock beats cheerleader, cheerleader beats nerd, and nerd beats jock. Don't ask about the Elf, Wizard, Giant. My band director is somewhat loony. But in a good way. Wow this is a long bit to put in a parantheses. I think I'm just going to s     t     r     e     t     c     h          i     t          o     u     t     .
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: Mopman on November 23, 2010, 08:48:02 PM
I nuke the whole thing.
Extreme destruction one up. (And why do I feel like I sound like "the todd" on scrubs?)
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: bugfartboy on November 23, 2010, 09:58:28 PM
I have a radiation suit.

Protective one up.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on November 23, 2010, 11:24:30 PM
Always use protection.

Advice one-up
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: ArtDrake on November 24, 2010, 12:18:27 AM
That's so... like, yesterday.


Obsoletion 1up.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: bugfartboy on November 24, 2010, 08:31:28 AM
That was so like 2: 18 forum time.

Obsoletetion one up.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on November 24, 2010, 10:07:38 AM
I refuse to continue this trend.

Rebellion one-up
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: Mopman on November 25, 2010, 08:35:32 AM
12:18 forum time.  ;)
Correction one up.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: bugfartboy on November 25, 2010, 10:07:29 AM
You wish. Magic one up.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on November 25, 2010, 06:05:05 PM
Retorts like that are dumb.

Childish one-up
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: bugfartboy on November 25, 2010, 07:01:31 PM
Calling things dumb is stupid. Mature one up.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on November 25, 2010, 07:56:15 PM
Wait, that made no sense, I realized that and am therefore more mature

Maturity one-up
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: Mopman on November 26, 2010, 04:37:48 PM
This is going to go badly...
Observation one up.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: ArtDrake on November 26, 2010, 10:47:35 PM
I don't remember having made my last post.

Amnesia one-up...
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on November 27, 2010, 11:26:54 AM
I do.

Smart one-up.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: ArtDrake on November 27, 2010, 11:32:43 AM
Recuerdas tu que estas en Mexico aqui? Yo no lo pienso.

Spanish one-up.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on November 27, 2010, 11:41:58 AM
I can use English instead.

Linguistic one-up.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: ArtDrake on November 27, 2010, 12:02:18 PM
And I can, too.

Not seeing the one-up here.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: Mopman on November 27, 2010, 01:38:40 PM
Kavetha Fricai.
Elvish/Cristopher Poalini one up.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: ArtDrake on November 27, 2010, 03:11:35 PM
It's Paolini.

Precision one-up.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on November 27, 2010, 06:52:03 PM
I CAN TALK IN ALL CAPS!

LOUD ONE-UP.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: Mopman on November 27, 2010, 07:05:56 PM
Your not saying anything. Your typing it.
Senses one up.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on November 27, 2010, 07:10:33 PM
I am not thinking about what you just said.

Apathy one-up
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: Mopman on November 27, 2010, 07:33:42 PM
What does apathy mean? ???
Clueless one up.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on November 27, 2010, 07:38:12 PM
It means absence of intrest or enthsiasm

Clued in one-up
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: Mopman on November 27, 2010, 07:47:33 PM
ahhh.
understanding one up.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: ArtDrake on November 27, 2010, 08:10:48 PM
What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know, and I don't care!

Funny one-up.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: bugfartboy on November 27, 2010, 08:19:34 PM
That made no sense.

Unintelliget one up.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: ArtDrake on November 27, 2010, 10:09:32 PM
Ignorance is not knowing, and apathy is not caring.

What's the difference? "I don't know" and "I don't care"!

Explanation 1up.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: bugfartboy on November 27, 2010, 10:16:13 PM
"I don't know" and "I don't care"!
I'll put spiders in your underwear!

Musical one up.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: ArtDrake on November 27, 2010, 10:40:22 PM
Where're the notes?

Inspection 1up.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: bugfartboy on November 27, 2010, 10:47:24 PM
What notes?

Inquiring One up.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: ArtDrake on November 27, 2010, 11:16:59 PM
To the music...?

 ::) one up.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: bugfartboy on November 27, 2010, 11:19:34 PM
It has no notes. It is a verbal piece.

Correction one up.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: ArtDrake on November 27, 2010, 11:20:59 PM
That's no music; that's poetry.

Star wars one-up.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: bugfartboy on November 27, 2010, 11:32:58 PM
*humming noise* *slashing sound* *head falls to floor*

Sith one up. (I got to play The Force Unleashed II this weekend. I love it.)
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: ArtDrake on November 27, 2010, 11:44:42 PM
Beep... Beep... Beep, beep, beep, beep-beep bee-bee-bee-beebeebee BOOM! That'll be 20,000 Republic Credits, thank you very much.

Bounty hunter one-up.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: bugfartboy on November 27, 2010, 11:51:05 PM
Yawn.

Sleepy one up.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: ArtDrake on November 27, 2010, 11:51:42 PM
Ditto.

One-up of accord.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: bugfartboy on November 27, 2010, 11:52:44 PM
Firsties.

Gold medal one up.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: ArtDrake on November 28, 2010, 12:09:30 AM
Thirsties.

Out of water one-up.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on November 28, 2010, 09:04:50 AM
Hersheys

Chocolate one-up
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: ArtDrake on November 28, 2010, 09:56:47 AM
Smarties.

Cyanide one-up.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on November 29, 2010, 09:05:45 PM
I don't even need candy.

Awesome one-up.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: ArtDrake on November 30, 2010, 03:33:23 PM
Stop trick-or-treating, then. You're putting strain on the free candy economy.

Professional one-uppage.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on December 01, 2010, 07:46:12 PM
Au contraire, by participating in the mass movement of sugar based foodstuffs, from the factory to the retailer and then to the consumer and finally to myself I stimulate the economy.

Economics one-up
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: ArtDrake on December 02, 2010, 07:49:00 PM
Touché. French fires one-up.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on December 03, 2010, 05:27:26 PM
Luchar

Spanish one-up
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: ArtDrake on December 03, 2010, 06:17:40 PM
Ole!!

Matador one-up.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on December 03, 2010, 08:12:39 PM
I am the bull who kills you.

Full sentence one-up
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: ArtDrake on December 03, 2010, 08:33:35 PM
Ole is a full sentence, like "Apagalo!" is.

Grammar one-up.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on December 04, 2010, 09:47:15 PM
Interjections are not full sentences.

Grammarone-up
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: ArtDrake on December 05, 2010, 08:27:21 PM
Yes, they are. They are filled to the brim with their existence, as I am full of myself. Thus, all sentences are full. Only clauses are not full sentences, but they are full clauses.

Technicality one-up.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on December 16, 2010, 07:47:30 AM
Alex (LA teacher) says otherwise.

Actual one-up
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: ArtDrake on December 16, 2010, 08:33:48 AM
You sought higher authority.

Scoffing at justice in the world one-up.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on December 22, 2010, 10:59:50 PM
You bet I did.

That's right, what now one-up
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: ArtDrake on December 23, 2010, 07:59:41 AM
Now we wait. That's what.

Patience one-up.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on December 24, 2010, 07:00:54 PM
I don't want to be patient!

Impatient one-up.
Title: Re: One-up game
Post by: ArtDrake on December 25, 2010, 01:14:38 PM
Chillax....

Chill one-up.