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Title: Last words
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 18, 2010, 09:49:39 PM
Post 'em if you got 'em.
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Duskling on September 18, 2010, 09:50:23 PM
Like... what our last words would be?

Go ahead... pull the trigger... I dare you...
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 18, 2010, 09:52:18 PM
Gee, that doesn't look as dangerous at all.
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Duskling on September 18, 2010, 09:52:47 PM
Oh come on, it can't be poisonous!
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 18, 2010, 09:54:06 PM
Wait, do I know you, oh you're my ex spouse, really?
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Duskling on September 18, 2010, 09:54:40 PM
Are you sure about this?
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 18, 2010, 09:57:08 PM
GERONIMOOohh,noooooooooo!!!!!
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Duskling on September 18, 2010, 09:58:44 PM
So... you're saying that if I put my hand here it'll- AHHH!!!!!
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 18, 2010, 09:59:59 PM
No, I'm sure that's the assassin over there.
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Duskling on September 18, 2010, 10:02:06 PM
Don't be ridiculous!
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: ArtDrake on September 18, 2010, 10:14:00 PM
What could possibly go wrong?
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 18, 2010, 10:16:50 PM
No, no peanut brittle here, hey what's that in my foot?
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: ArtDrake on September 18, 2010, 10:18:37 PM
"Move... And... Die. Hmm. Inspiring. Moving along..."
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Duskling on September 18, 2010, 10:20:00 PM
*Do not press"

What does that say? DO *press* NOT *press* PRESS *press*... uh-oh.
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: ArtDrake on September 18, 2010, 10:21:09 PM
*sigh*

[80 days before]

I can't read this Egyptian. Better open the tomb door. I hope there're no curses.
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: bugfartboy on September 19, 2010, 06:23:56 AM
C'mon mom! Having a toaster in the bathroom is not dangerous. I get hungry! *plugs-in* ZAPPP!! *ding*
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Steelfist on September 19, 2010, 07:52:33 AM
It's perfectly safe! Trust me!
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on September 19, 2010, 07:56:05 AM
Listen, we're all gonna make it out of this alive. (Explosion)
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Steelfist on September 19, 2010, 08:01:43 AM
Oh shi-
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: ArtDrake on September 19, 2010, 08:39:17 AM
Electroshock therapy is a perfectly safe way of dispelling those hallucinations you've been having.
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on September 19, 2010, 08:43:19 AM
Dammit, I was only one week away from retirement. (cough)
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: ArtDrake on September 19, 2010, 08:44:19 AM
[In the distance something stirred] "Carl, did you hear that? Carl?"
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Steelfist on September 19, 2010, 08:52:14 AM
Who's there?
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: ArtDrake on September 19, 2010, 08:55:00 AM
[looking in mirror] Carl, why is there a red dot on my h--
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 19, 2010, 08:57:07 AM
wait, what did you say C4 is?
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: ArtDrake on September 19, 2010, 08:57:28 AM
What's a blasting cap doing here?
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 19, 2010, 09:37:29 AM
wait, so this button resets what now? *push*
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: ArtDrake on September 19, 2010, 09:39:10 AM
McGruber!
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: bugfartboy on September 19, 2010, 10:12:15 AM
What do you mean I shouldn't bathe the cat in icy water?
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: ArtDrake on September 19, 2010, 10:48:33 AM
Don't press "ON" while I'm in there.
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: bugfartboy on September 19, 2010, 11:33:00 AM
*jumps off cliff* WOOT!!! *phone rings* *answers* What do you mean my insurance doesn't cover cliff diving!?! CRASH!!!
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Duskling on September 19, 2010, 12:25:34 PM
Now... why would they put a home in such an isolated place where nobody else is around...?
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 19, 2010, 12:35:04 PM
no way, I don't believe that the unibomber got parolled.
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: bugfartboy on September 19, 2010, 12:38:37 PM
See that sign? "Do..."*bite*"Not..."*chomp*"Eat The Poison berries"*squirt*
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 19, 2010, 01:07:14 PM
I love the smell of cyanide in the morning *sniiiifffff*
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Duskling on September 19, 2010, 01:32:18 PM
*In the dark, with the power out*

Someone: Are you sure you turned the stove off?

Me: Let's light this match and take a look.
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: bugfartboy on September 19, 2010, 01:36:26 PM
What do you mean the dog has rabies? It bit me 5 times and I'm fine! (20 minutes later) *THUD*
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 19, 2010, 01:42:09 PM
oh crap
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: bugfartboy on September 19, 2010, 01:43:13 PM
(maybe this thread should be renamed, "An Infinite Ways to Die")
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 19, 2010, 01:44:42 PM
no, because last words means you must say what the person said.

and on that happy note, I will be signing off into the street, what do you mean this is gang country?
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: cyso on September 19, 2010, 03:06:11 PM
This could hurt.
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 19, 2010, 04:10:02 PM
Wait, toxic is the same as venomous, not poisonous, right?
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: cyso on September 19, 2010, 04:52:32 PM
Are you sure about this?
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Duskling on September 19, 2010, 05:02:28 PM
Am I the only one threatened by the word "fatal" on that sign?
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: ArtDrake on September 19, 2010, 07:48:34 PM
Is that dried blood?
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Duskling on September 19, 2010, 09:15:06 PM
*Am I sure I want to say that?*
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: bugfartboy on September 19, 2010, 09:16:40 PM
"Do blah, blah, blah, button. Okay!" *push*
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: ArtDrake on September 20, 2010, 01:00:23 PM
Jawohl mein fuhrer!
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 20, 2010, 03:48:51 PM
that's right I took your cupcake, now what're you gonna do about it, huh, wait... that was his.
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: ArtDrake on September 20, 2010, 04:20:24 PM
Hey, stop picking on that kid! Try someone your own size... oh. I didn't know there could be muscles there.
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 20, 2010, 04:26:39 PM
what do you mean overdose? medicine's a good thing, and you can never have too much of a good thing.
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: ArtDrake on September 20, 2010, 04:28:59 PM
There. I take my sleeping medications, and my back pain medications.
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Duskling on September 20, 2010, 07:29:29 PM
Now I'll just take my pain reliever, which I keep right next to the cyanide and... wait... THIS ISN'T TH- gah!!
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: ArtDrake on September 20, 2010, 07:34:13 PM
(Speaking of which; have you played Planet Noevo?)

I hate f***ing banana peels. (the letters were a, r, and t.)
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: TheWanderingShadow on October 19, 2010, 07:42:37 PM
Let's see... were we supposed to cut the red wire?
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: bugfartboy on October 19, 2010, 07:46:21 PM
What do you mean I killed the King Arthur? Wait. What's that big shiny stick with a point on th-?
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on October 20, 2010, 03:05:04 PM
what, I do this all the time.
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: ArtDrake on October 20, 2010, 03:15:02 PM
Hold my alcoholic beverage. I'm gonna try something.

(Did I already say this?)
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on October 20, 2010, 03:17:29 PM
wait, the timer on a grenade isn't ten twenty seco- BOOOM
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Duskling on October 20, 2010, 03:39:03 PM
Ooooh, what does THIS button do?
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: ArtDrake on October 20, 2010, 03:39:52 PM
Geronimo!!!
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on October 20, 2010, 03:40:46 PM
feh, bakpack, parachute, same thing.
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: bugfartboy on October 20, 2010, 04:47:52 PM
What do you mean shark infested!?!
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: TheWanderingShadow on October 20, 2010, 05:11:24 PM
It's just a rabbit. What's he going to do, nibble my bum?
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: cyso on October 20, 2010, 07:37:52 PM
What's this say, do not pull?
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Duskling on October 20, 2010, 07:38:58 PM
Now, sir, do you think I'm stupid?
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: bugfartboy on October 20, 2010, 07:54:17 PM
What do you mean the forcefield doesn't work against bullets? It deflected a mortor shot at point blank!
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: TheWanderingShadow on October 20, 2010, 08:08:03 PM
(At any place with a decent amount of Twilight fans)

EDWARD SUCKS!
alternately,
JACOB SUCKS!
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: bugfartboy on October 20, 2010, 08:17:01 PM
(heh heh.
"From now on, I'm Switzerland."
     -Bella)

What do you mean we're out of gas? How does a solar powered hover-car run out of gas!?!
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Duskling on October 20, 2010, 08:18:40 PM
Meow? (At a dog pound)

Off topic
I actually think if there was a place with a decent amount of Twilight fans, saying both of those statements would spark an argument which would eventually cause them to kill each other.

Still off topic
The Incident was updated today, in case anyone wants to take a look.
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: bugfartboy on October 20, 2010, 08:24:12 PM
"C'mere kitty kitty kitty"
"I don't think you want to do that dad. It's a tiger. Not Mr. Fluf- Dad!!!
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on October 21, 2010, 05:21:33 AM
is there a gas leak, I'll just light a match to see the gauge and-BOOOM
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: bugfartboy on October 21, 2010, 01:49:06 PM
Don't you tell me not to give the tiger a bath. *splash* It's harmle-
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: ArtDrake on October 21, 2010, 04:21:39 PM
What do ya mean, the strong nuclear forces will rip my hand to shreds if I pull the bullet out (The Matrix)?
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on October 21, 2010, 05:32:57 PM
Yum, I love this soup. WHAT DO YOU MEAN RUBBER CEMENT?
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: ArtDrake on October 22, 2010, 01:11:56 PM
Actually, I'm sure you would have a lot more words with that person... rubber cement doesn't poison you so much as block you up.
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on October 22, 2010, 02:46:15 PM
Rat? Poision? That's weird way to spell sugar.
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: TheWanderingShadow on October 22, 2010, 10:38:42 PM
Hey, this tea tastes like bitter almonds!
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on October 22, 2010, 10:43:24 PM
Wow, that's one big drop, I can't see the bottom, maybe if I lean over a little more.
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: ArtDrake on October 23, 2010, 10:08:55 AM
TWS, do you watch Pushing Daisies?

And I love french fish!
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: TheWanderingShadow on October 23, 2010, 10:59:12 AM
What's Pushing Daisies?

Hey, it's a shooting star! ...Why's it getting bigger?
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on October 23, 2010, 11:17:18 AM
I know a dragon when I see one, no dragons here, whoops there's one.
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: ArtDrake on October 23, 2010, 02:33:25 PM
Dang! All out of Health Potions!

Here's one sir!

No, I've developed a tolerance, and Small Health Potions don't have any effect anymore.

That's not because you have a tolerance, sir!

What is it, then?

You're fighting a 3-headed, fire-breathing, sword-wielding, extra-crispy orc!

Extra- what? Oh...
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on October 23, 2010, 07:15:22 PM
Twighlight is awesome!!!  AaaaaHhhh
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: bugfartboy on October 24, 2010, 07:36:02 AM
*in a room of TRPG fans* Craig sucks [spoilers]No language here! Try somewhere else![/spoiler]
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on October 24, 2010, 11:04:31 AM
(In sci-fi genre (a geek (but not tech geek) shop)) power grid is stupid and pointless and so is D&D.
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Idozen Cair on December 07, 2010, 06:48:23 AM
Oh come on! This gun is malfuntional. It doesn't shoot. What? You don't believe it? I'll shoot myself to prove it. *BANG* *THUMP*
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: cyso on December 15, 2010, 10:33:07 PM
It's a dud! *BOOM*
From Pearl Harbor
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Chrono on December 15, 2010, 11:24:58 PM
Goodbye, cruel world! Oh, oh!! Rosebud...
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: ArtDrake on December 16, 2010, 08:35:19 AM
[With one mighty leap, our hero flew with ease through the skies. But he forgot to plan a landing.
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on December 22, 2010, 11:20:59 PM
"I got the conch!"
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: ArtDrake on December 23, 2010, 08:08:28 AM
"These zombies are totally obedient..."
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Chrono on December 23, 2010, 04:32:47 PM
These aren't the droids I'm looking for. These are --

BOOM!
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Idozen Cair on December 24, 2010, 06:48:44 AM
'Oh don't do it! There's a great future for you!' *slurps coffee*
'WHAT? YOU ACCIDENTLY DROPPED YOUR TRIPLE-OVERDOSE OF SUICIDE-SLEEPING-PILLS INTO MY-'
*thump*
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: ArtDrake on December 24, 2010, 09:28:31 AM
Oh...!

These aren't "Pain Killers"!

These are "Incredible Painful Human Killers"
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on December 24, 2010, 07:18:40 PM
I've developed a resistance- or is that the other poison...
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Chrono on December 25, 2010, 11:41:11 AM
[looks into the mirror]

Any last words?
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: TheWanderingShadow on January 01, 2011, 08:33:07 AM
What was that? ...Must have been the wind.
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Chrono on January 01, 2011, 09:08:20 PM
Pull the lever, Kronk.

...

WRONG LEVER!!
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: ArtDrake on January 08, 2011, 11:21:11 AM
Nonsense! I know exactly what I'm getting myself into!
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Chrono on January 08, 2011, 11:40:22 AM
Hmm, let's see. This is clearly a puzzle. Which tile do I step on?

A.

Oops.
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on January 15, 2011, 11:33:34 PM
As a matter of fact I am feeling lucky.
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: ArtDrake on January 17, 2011, 04:05:47 PM
What does it all mean?
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: HeadShot on January 17, 2011, 04:30:54 PM
My last words:

Curse You Buggy/Pum-Kin/Fyer!
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Steelfist on January 18, 2011, 09:32:57 AM
Oh, it'll be fine!
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: bugfartboy on January 18, 2011, 08:16:50 PM
Now if only HeadShot wasn't the same as his name. :'( oh the humanity!
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: HeadShot on January 20, 2011, 03:33:47 PM
What are you talking about?
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: bugfartboy on January 20, 2011, 04:07:59 PM
(Call it me maintaining the equilibrium.)

Twilly! Quit messing with my Doom Weap (http://www.dfwiki.com/index.php/Doom_Weapons)... DX
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Shadoroq on February 03, 2011, 09:17:00 PM
Chuck Norris isn't so great.
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: cyso on February 05, 2011, 01:01:10 PM
On the Sinister Design Forum, this is a good way to get yourself killed.
I wish for...
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: ArtDrake on February 05, 2011, 09:38:47 PM
Granted. I wish for...
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Chrono on February 06, 2011, 11:09:16 PM
Dammit, I shouldn't get into any more Cat Fights...
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: ArtDrake on February 10, 2011, 03:24:46 PM
I shouldn't have messed with that machine-gun duck... *urk*
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: MikeW781 on February 10, 2011, 06:49:29 PM
Okay.... um..... red wire..... goes with green wire.....
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Chrono on February 11, 2011, 03:45:59 PM
Wait, who filled my water bottle with blood……
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: TheWanderingShadow on February 11, 2011, 04:24:09 PM
Good sir, I'm a rich tourist who lives alone with no relatives or family. I seem to have stumbled into this dark, hidden alley where no one would find, say, a dead body. Would you be so kind as to show me the way out?
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Steelfist on February 11, 2011, 04:26:20 PM
You think you saw something outside? Don't be ridiculous.
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: ArtDrake on February 11, 2011, 08:36:12 PM
We're taking these people to Coruscant.
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Steelfist on February 12, 2011, 02:55:17 PM
It's a million to one chance, but it might just work!
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Idozen Cair on March 04, 2011, 06:55:21 AM
'This? Oh this is just a trickle of ... blood?! AHHHH!!!'

*SMACK!*
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Chrono on March 04, 2011, 05:02:19 PM
Hey mom, look! I can set my pants on fire!

Wait...

?! AAAAAAAAA---
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: TheWanderingShadow on March 07, 2011, 09:02:40 PM
Whoah, that's one huge fist!
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: ArtDrake on March 19, 2011, 05:36:00 PM
Whoa, that's one steely fist!
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: TheWanderingShadow on April 03, 2011, 09:42:37 PM
Punching this kid who is clearly larger and stronger than me will make me look cool! I hope he doesn't pick me up and slam me into the ground...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmwmzpHuWHA
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: bugfartboy on April 04, 2011, 01:51:39 PM
D: Ouch...

(T_T)
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: ArtDrake on April 04, 2011, 03:13:52 PM
Good for Casey Heynes! Finally standing up to the bully.

Er.. those definitely aren't very good last words.

How about, "Bonsai!"?
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Idozen Cair on April 06, 2011, 04:30:18 AM
Beijing, China. Right in front of Chairman Wu.

'4th of JUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNE!!'
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: ArtDrake on April 06, 2011, 04:17:48 PM
[Steps on executioner's foot] "Oh, excuse me."
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on April 09, 2011, 10:04:31 AM
-It works 9 times of 10, trust me.

-how many times have you tried?

-9.

-and it worked each time?

- yeah, where ar you going with this?
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Duskling on April 25, 2011, 11:06:30 PM
Something isn't right... it looks the perfect place for an ambush...
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on April 26, 2011, 09:09:07 PM
Wow, it fits right up my nose, check this out!
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: bugfartboy on April 26, 2011, 09:09:47 PM
Mom... Dad... You're not always right...
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on April 26, 2011, 09:27:07 PM
I'll eat it for a fifty... Gulp
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Duskling on April 26, 2011, 09:29:55 PM
I can explain...
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on April 26, 2011, 09:31:33 PM
It's not what it looks like

Oh you saw her, then yeah that's about what it is.
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Duskling on April 26, 2011, 09:33:51 PM
Oh, you're not mad? Alright, I guess I can tell you the truth.
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on April 26, 2011, 09:35:00 PM
There's no cure for love!? Balderdash!
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Idozen Cair on April 29, 2011, 06:39:30 AM
*clicks gun*
'It's not working.' *looks into gun and pulls trigger*
*BOOM!* 'It's working now and it just blew my eye out.'
*THUMP*
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: ArtDrake on April 29, 2011, 10:42:38 PM
"You'll be dead!"
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Duskling on April 29, 2011, 10:44:36 PM
"Yeah, I just said that about your mother... what are you going to do about it?"
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on April 30, 2011, 11:34:08 PM
Mr. Norris, I'm afraid your taxes are three months late.
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: pruneman on May 08, 2011, 04:48:54 PM
Well, Dr. Sarundipidous, Fifi, my Chihuahua, is really quite tame. Go ahead... Pet her...