Post 'em if you got 'em.
Like... what our last words would be?
Go ahead... pull the trigger... I dare you...
Gee, that doesn't look as dangerous at all.
Oh come on, it can't be poisonous!
Wait, do I know you, oh you're my ex spouse, really?
Are you sure about this?
GERONIMOOohh,noooooooooo!!!!!
So... you're saying that if I put my hand here it'll- AHHH!!!!!
No, I'm sure that's the assassin over there.
Don't be ridiculous!
What could possibly go wrong?
No, no peanut brittle here, hey what's that in my foot?
"Move... And... Die. Hmm. Inspiring. Moving along..."
*Do not press"
What does that say? DO *press* NOT *press* PRESS *press*... uh-oh.
*sigh*
[80 days before]
I can't read this Egyptian. Better open the tomb door. I hope there're no curses.
C'mon mom! Having a toaster in the bathroom is not dangerous. I get hungry! *plugs-in* ZAPPP!! *ding*
It's perfectly safe! Trust me!
Listen, we're all gonna make it out of this alive. (Explosion)
Oh shi-
Electroshock therapy is a perfectly safe way of dispelling those hallucinations you've been having.
Dammit, I was only one week away from retirement. (cough)
[In the distance something stirred] "Carl, did you hear that? Carl?"
Who's there?
[looking in mirror] Carl, why is there a red dot on my h--
wait, what did you say C4 is?
What's a blasting cap doing here?
wait, so this button resets what now? *push*
McGruber!
What do you mean I shouldn't bathe the cat in icy water?
Don't press "ON" while I'm in there.
*jumps off cliff* WOOT!!! *phone rings* *answers* What do you mean my insurance doesn't cover cliff diving!?! CRASH!!!
Now... why would they put a home in such an isolated place where nobody else is around...?
no way, I don't believe that the unibomber got parolled.
See that sign? "Do..."*bite*"Not..."*chomp*"Eat The Poison berries"*squirt*
I love the smell of cyanide in the morning *sniiiifffff*
*In the dark, with the power out*
Someone: Are you sure you turned the stove off?
Me: Let's light this match and take a look.
What do you mean the dog has rabies? It bit me 5 times and I'm fine! (20 minutes later) *THUD*
oh crap
(maybe this thread should be renamed, "An Infinite Ways to Die")
no, because last words means you must say what the person said.
and on that happy note, I will be signing off into the street, what do you mean this is gang country?
This could hurt.
Wait, toxic is the same as venomous, not poisonous, right?
Are you sure about this?
Am I the only one threatened by the word "fatal" on that sign?
Is that dried blood?
*Am I sure I want to say that?*
"Do blah, blah, blah, button. Okay!" *push*
Jawohl mein fuhrer!
that's right I took your cupcake, now what're you gonna do about it, huh, wait... that was his.
Hey, stop picking on that kid! Try someone your own size... oh. I didn't know there could be muscles there.
what do you mean overdose? medicine's a good thing, and you can never have too much of a good thing.
There. I take my sleeping medications, and my back pain medications.
Now I'll just take my pain reliever, which I keep right next to the cyanide and... wait... THIS ISN'T TH- gah!!
(Speaking of which; have you played Planet Noevo?)
I hate f***ing banana peels. (the letters were a, r, and t.)
Let's see... were we supposed to cut the red wire?
What do you mean I killed the King Arthur? Wait. What's that big shiny stick with a point on th-?
what, I do this all the time.
Hold my alcoholic beverage. I'm gonna try something.
(Did I already say this?)
wait, the timer on a grenade isn't ten twenty seco- BOOOM
Ooooh, what does THIS button do?
Geronimo!!!
feh, bakpack, parachute, same thing.
What do you mean shark infested!?!
It's just a rabbit. What's he going to do, nibble my bum?
What's this say, do not pull?
Now, sir, do you think I'm stupid?
What do you mean the forcefield doesn't work against bullets? It deflected a mortor shot at point blank!
(At any place with a decent amount of Twilight fans)
EDWARD SUCKS!
alternately,
JACOB SUCKS!
(heh heh.
"From now on, I'm Switzerland."
-Bella)
What do you mean we're out of gas? How does a solar powered hover-car run out of gas!?!
Meow? (At a dog pound)
[spoiler=Off topic]I actually think if there was a place with a decent amount of Twilight fans, saying both of those statements would spark an argument which would eventually cause them to kill each other.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Still off topic]The Incident was updated today, in case anyone wants to take a look.[/spoiler]
"C'mere kitty kitty kitty"
"I don't think you want to do that dad. It's a tiger. Not Mr. Fluf- Dad!!!
is there a gas leak, I'll just light a match to see the gauge and-BOOOM
Don't you tell me not to give the tiger a bath. *splash* It's harmle-
What do ya mean, the strong nuclear forces will rip my hand to shreds if I pull the bullet out (The Matrix)?
Yum, I love this soup. WHAT DO YOU MEAN RUBBER CEMENT?
Actually, I'm sure you would have a lot more words with that person... rubber cement doesn't poison you so much as block you up.
Rat? Poision? That's weird way to spell sugar.
Hey, this tea tastes like bitter almonds!
Wow, that's one big drop, I can't see the bottom, maybe if I lean over a little more.
TWS, do you watch Pushing Daisies?
And I love french fish!
What's Pushing Daisies?
Hey, it's a shooting star! ...Why's it getting bigger?
I know a dragon when I see one, no dragons here, whoops there's one.
Dang! All out of Health Potions!
Here's one sir!
No, I've developed a tolerance, and Small Health Potions don't have any effect anymore.
That's not because you have a tolerance, sir!
What is it, then?
You're fighting a 3-headed, fire-breathing, sword-wielding, extra-crispy orc!
Extra- what? Oh...
Twighlight is awesome!!! AaaaaHhhh
*in a room of TRPG fans* Craig sucks [spoilers]No language here! Try somewhere else![/spoiler]
(In sci-fi genre (a geek (but not tech geek) shop)) power grid is stupid and pointless and so is D&D.
Oh come on! This gun is malfuntional. It doesn't shoot. What? You don't believe it? I'll shoot myself to prove it. *BANG* *THUMP*
It's a dud! *BOOM*
From Pearl Harbor
Goodbye, cruel world! Oh, oh!! Rosebud...
[With one mighty leap, our hero flew with ease through the skies. But he forgot to plan a landing.
"I got the conch!"
"These zombies are totally obedient..."
These aren't the droids I'm looking for. These are --
BOOM!
'Oh don't do it! There's a great future for you!' *slurps coffee*
'WHAT? YOU ACCIDENTLY DROPPED YOUR TRIPLE-OVERDOSE OF SUICIDE-SLEEPING-PILLS INTO MY-'
*thump*
Oh...!
These aren't "Pain Killers"!
These are "Incredible Painful Human Killers"
I've developed a resistance- or is that the other poison...
[looks into the mirror]
Any last words?
What was that? ...Must have been the wind.
Pull the lever, Kronk.
...
WRONG LEVER!!
Nonsense! I know exactly what I'm getting myself into!
Hmm, let's see. This is clearly a puzzle. Which tile do I step on?
A.
Oops.
As a matter of fact I am feeling lucky.
What does it all mean?
My last words:
Curse You Buggy/Pum-Kin/Fyer!
Oh, it'll be fine!
Now if only HeadShot wasn't the same as his name. :'( oh the humanity!
What are you talking about?
(Call it me maintaining the equilibrium.)
Twilly! Quit messing with my Doom Weap (http://www.dfwiki.com/index.php/Doom_Weapons)... DX
Chuck Norris isn't so great.
On the Sinister Design Forum, this is a good way to get yourself killed.
I wish for...
Granted. I wish for...
Dammit, I shouldn't get into any more Cat Fights...
I shouldn't have messed with that machine-gun duck... *urk*
Okay.... um..... red wire..... goes with green wire.....
Wait, who filled my water bottle with blood......
Good sir, I'm a rich tourist who lives alone with no relatives or family. I seem to have stumbled into this dark, hidden alley where no one would find, say, a dead body. Would you be so kind as to show me the way out?
You think you saw something outside? Don't be ridiculous.
We're taking these people to Coruscant.
It's a million to one chance, but it might just work!
'This? Oh this is just a trickle of ... blood?! AHHHH!!!'
*SMACK!*
Hey mom, look! I can set my pants on fire!
Wait...
?! AAAAAAAAA---
Whoah, that's one huge fist!
Whoa, that's one steely fist!
Punching this kid who is clearly larger and stronger than me will make me look cool! I hope he doesn't pick me up and slam me into the ground...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmwmzpHuWHA
D: Ouch...
(T_T)
Good for Casey Heynes! Finally standing up to the bully.
Er.. those definitely aren't very good last words.
How about, "Bonsai!"?
Beijing, China. Right in front of Chairman Wu.
'4th of JUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNE!!'
[Steps on executioner's foot] "Oh, excuse me."
-It works 9 times of 10, trust me.
-how many times have you tried?
-9.
-and it worked each time?
- yeah, where ar you going with this?
Something isn't right... it looks the perfect place for an ambush...
Wow, it fits right up my nose, check this out!
Mom... Dad... You're not always right...
I'll eat it for a fifty... Gulp
I can explain...
It's not what it looks like
Oh you saw her, then yeah that's about what it is.
Oh, you're not mad? Alright, I guess I can tell you the truth.
There's no cure for love!? Balderdash!
*clicks gun*
'It's not working.' *looks into gun and pulls trigger*
*BOOM!* 'It's working now and it just blew my eye out.'
*THUMP*
"You'll be dead!"
"Yeah, I just said that about your mother... what are you going to do about it?"
Mr. Norris, I'm afraid your taxes are three months late.
Well, Dr. Sarundipidous, Fifi, my Chihuahua, is really quite tame. Go ahead... Pet her...