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Title: Last words
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 18, 2010, 11:49:39 PM
Post 'em if you got 'em.
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Duskling on September 18, 2010, 11:50:23 PM
Like... what our last words would be?

Go ahead... pull the trigger... I dare you...
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 18, 2010, 11:52:18 PM
Gee, that doesn't look as dangerous at all.
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Duskling on September 18, 2010, 11:52:47 PM
Oh come on, it can't be poisonous!
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 18, 2010, 11:54:06 PM
Wait, do I know you, oh you're my ex spouse, really?
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Duskling on September 18, 2010, 11:54:40 PM
Are you sure about this?
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 18, 2010, 11:57:08 PM
GERONIMOOohh,noooooooooo!!!!!
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Duskling on September 18, 2010, 11:58:44 PM
So... you're saying that if I put my hand here it'll- AHHH!!!!!
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 18, 2010, 11:59:59 PM
No, I'm sure that's the assassin over there.
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Duskling on September 19, 2010, 12:02:06 AM
Don't be ridiculous!
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: ArtDrake on September 19, 2010, 12:14:00 AM
What could possibly go wrong?
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 19, 2010, 12:16:50 AM
No, no peanut brittle here, hey what's that in my foot?
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: ArtDrake on September 19, 2010, 12:18:37 AM
"Move... And... Die. Hmm. Inspiring. Moving along..."
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Duskling on September 19, 2010, 12:20:00 AM
*Do not press"

What does that say? DO *press* NOT *press* PRESS *press*... uh-oh.
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: ArtDrake on September 19, 2010, 12:21:09 AM
*sigh*

[80 days before]

I can't read this Egyptian. Better open the tomb door. I hope there're no curses.
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: bugfartboy on September 19, 2010, 08:23:56 AM
C'mon mom! Having a toaster in the bathroom is not dangerous. I get hungry! *plugs-in* ZAPPP!! *ding*
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Steelfist on September 19, 2010, 09:52:33 AM
It's perfectly safe! Trust me!
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on September 19, 2010, 09:56:05 AM
Listen, we're all gonna make it out of this alive. (Explosion)
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Steelfist on September 19, 2010, 10:01:43 AM
Oh shi-
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: ArtDrake on September 19, 2010, 10:39:17 AM
Electroshock therapy is a perfectly safe way of dispelling those hallucinations you've been having.
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Steel Ersatz Man on September 19, 2010, 10:43:19 AM
Dammit, I was only one week away from retirement. (cough)
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: ArtDrake on September 19, 2010, 10:44:19 AM
[In the distance something stirred] "Carl, did you hear that? Carl?"
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Steelfist on September 19, 2010, 10:52:14 AM
Who's there?
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: ArtDrake on September 19, 2010, 10:55:00 AM
[looking in mirror] Carl, why is there a red dot on my h--
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 19, 2010, 10:57:07 AM
wait, what did you say C4 is?
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: ArtDrake on September 19, 2010, 10:57:28 AM
What's a blasting cap doing here?
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 19, 2010, 11:37:29 AM
wait, so this button resets what now? *push*
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: ArtDrake on September 19, 2010, 11:39:10 AM
McGruber!
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: bugfartboy on September 19, 2010, 12:12:15 PM
What do you mean I shouldn't bathe the cat in icy water?
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: ArtDrake on September 19, 2010, 12:48:33 PM
Don't press "ON" while I'm in there.
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: bugfartboy on September 19, 2010, 01:33:00 PM
*jumps off cliff* WOOT!!! *phone rings* *answers* What do you mean my insurance doesn't cover cliff diving!?! CRASH!!!
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Duskling on September 19, 2010, 02:25:34 PM
Now... why would they put a home in such an isolated place where nobody else is around...?
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 19, 2010, 02:35:04 PM
no way, I don't believe that the unibomber got parolled.
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: bugfartboy on September 19, 2010, 02:38:37 PM
See that sign? "Do..."*bite*"Not..."*chomp*"Eat The Poison berries"*squirt*
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 19, 2010, 03:07:14 PM
I love the smell of cyanide in the morning *sniiiifffff*
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Duskling on September 19, 2010, 03:32:18 PM
*In the dark, with the power out*

Someone: Are you sure you turned the stove off?

Me: Let's light this match and take a look.
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: bugfartboy on September 19, 2010, 03:36:26 PM
What do you mean the dog has rabies? It bit me 5 times and I'm fine! (20 minutes later) *THUD*
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 19, 2010, 03:42:09 PM
oh crap
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: bugfartboy on September 19, 2010, 03:43:13 PM
(maybe this thread should be renamed, "An Infinite Ways to Die")
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 19, 2010, 03:44:42 PM
no, because last words means you must say what the person said.

and on that happy note, I will be signing off into the street, what do you mean this is gang country?
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: cyso on September 19, 2010, 05:06:11 PM
This could hurt.
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 19, 2010, 06:10:02 PM
Wait, toxic is the same as venomous, not poisonous, right?
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: cyso on September 19, 2010, 06:52:32 PM
Are you sure about this?
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Duskling on September 19, 2010, 07:02:28 PM
Am I the only one threatened by the word "fatal" on that sign?
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: ArtDrake on September 19, 2010, 09:48:34 PM
Is that dried blood?
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Duskling on September 19, 2010, 11:15:06 PM
*Am I sure I want to say that?*
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: bugfartboy on September 19, 2010, 11:16:40 PM
"Do blah, blah, blah, button. Okay!" *push*
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: ArtDrake on September 20, 2010, 03:00:23 PM
Jawohl mein fuhrer!
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 20, 2010, 05:48:51 PM
that's right I took your cupcake, now what're you gonna do about it, huh, wait... that was his.
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: ArtDrake on September 20, 2010, 06:20:24 PM
Hey, stop picking on that kid! Try someone your own size... oh. I didn't know there could be muscles there.
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on September 20, 2010, 06:26:39 PM
what do you mean overdose? medicine's a good thing, and you can never have too much of a good thing.
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: ArtDrake on September 20, 2010, 06:28:59 PM
There. I take my sleeping medications, and my back pain medications.
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Duskling on September 20, 2010, 09:29:29 PM
Now I'll just take my pain reliever, which I keep right next to the cyanide and... wait... THIS ISN'T TH- gah!!
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: ArtDrake on September 20, 2010, 09:34:13 PM
(Speaking of which; have you played Planet Noevo?)

I hate f***ing banana peels. (the letters were a, r, and t.)
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: TheWanderingShadow on October 19, 2010, 09:42:37 PM
Let's see... were we supposed to cut the red wire?
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: bugfartboy on October 19, 2010, 09:46:21 PM
What do you mean I killed the King Arthur? Wait. What's that big shiny stick with a point on th-?
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on October 20, 2010, 05:05:04 PM
what, I do this all the time.
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: ArtDrake on October 20, 2010, 05:15:02 PM
Hold my alcoholic beverage. I'm gonna try something.

(Did I already say this?)
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on October 20, 2010, 05:17:29 PM
wait, the timer on a grenade isn't ten twenty seco- BOOOM
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Duskling on October 20, 2010, 05:39:03 PM
Ooooh, what does THIS button do?
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: ArtDrake on October 20, 2010, 05:39:52 PM
Geronimo!!!
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on October 20, 2010, 05:40:46 PM
feh, bakpack, parachute, same thing.
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: bugfartboy on October 20, 2010, 06:47:52 PM
What do you mean shark infested!?!
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: TheWanderingShadow on October 20, 2010, 07:11:24 PM
It's just a rabbit. What's he going to do, nibble my bum?
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: cyso on October 20, 2010, 09:37:52 PM
What's this say, do not pull?
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Duskling on October 20, 2010, 09:38:58 PM
Now, sir, do you think I'm stupid?
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: bugfartboy on October 20, 2010, 09:54:17 PM
What do you mean the forcefield doesn't work against bullets? It deflected a mortor shot at point blank!
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: TheWanderingShadow on October 20, 2010, 10:08:03 PM
(At any place with a decent amount of Twilight fans)

EDWARD SUCKS!
alternately,
JACOB SUCKS!
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: bugfartboy on October 20, 2010, 10:17:01 PM
(heh heh.
"From now on, I'm Switzerland."
     -Bella)

What do you mean we're out of gas? How does a solar powered hover-car run out of gas!?!
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Duskling on October 20, 2010, 10:18:40 PM
Meow? (At a dog pound)

[spoiler=Off topic]I actually think if there was a place with a decent amount of Twilight fans, saying both of those statements would spark an argument which would eventually cause them to kill each other.[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Still off topic]The Incident was updated today, in case anyone wants to take a look.[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: bugfartboy on October 20, 2010, 10:24:12 PM
"C'mere kitty kitty kitty"
"I don't think you want to do that dad. It's a tiger. Not Mr. Fluf- Dad!!!
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on October 21, 2010, 07:21:33 AM
is there a gas leak, I'll just light a match to see the gauge and-BOOOM
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: bugfartboy on October 21, 2010, 03:49:06 PM
Don't you tell me not to give the tiger a bath. *splash* It's harmle-
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: ArtDrake on October 21, 2010, 06:21:39 PM
What do ya mean, the strong nuclear forces will rip my hand to shreds if I pull the bullet out (The Matrix)?
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on October 21, 2010, 07:32:57 PM
Yum, I love this soup. WHAT DO YOU MEAN RUBBER CEMENT?
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: ArtDrake on October 22, 2010, 03:11:56 PM
Actually, I'm sure you would have a lot more words with that person... rubber cement doesn't poison you so much as block you up.
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on October 22, 2010, 04:46:15 PM
Rat? Poision? That's weird way to spell sugar.
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: TheWanderingShadow on October 23, 2010, 12:38:42 AM
Hey, this tea tastes like bitter almonds!
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on October 23, 2010, 12:43:24 AM
Wow, that's one big drop, I can't see the bottom, maybe if I lean over a little more.
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: ArtDrake on October 23, 2010, 12:08:55 PM
TWS, do you watch Pushing Daisies?

And I love french fish!
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: TheWanderingShadow on October 23, 2010, 12:59:12 PM
What's Pushing Daisies?

Hey, it's a shooting star! ...Why's it getting bigger?
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on October 23, 2010, 01:17:18 PM
I know a dragon when I see one, no dragons here, whoops there's one.
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: ArtDrake on October 23, 2010, 04:33:25 PM
Dang! All out of Health Potions!

Here's one sir!

No, I've developed a tolerance, and Small Health Potions don't have any effect anymore.

That's not because you have a tolerance, sir!

What is it, then?

You're fighting a 3-headed, fire-breathing, sword-wielding, extra-crispy orc!

Extra- what? Oh...
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on October 23, 2010, 09:15:22 PM
Twighlight is awesome!!!  AaaaaHhhh
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: bugfartboy on October 24, 2010, 09:36:02 AM
*in a room of TRPG fans* Craig sucks [spoilers]No language here! Try somewhere else![/spoiler]
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on October 24, 2010, 01:04:31 PM
(In sci-fi genre (a geek (but not tech geek) shop)) power grid is stupid and pointless and so is D&D.
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Idozen Cair on December 07, 2010, 07:48:23 AM
Oh come on! This gun is malfuntional. It doesn't shoot. What? You don't believe it? I'll shoot myself to prove it. *BANG* *THUMP*
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: cyso on December 15, 2010, 11:33:07 PM
It's a dud! *BOOM*
From Pearl Harbor
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Chrono on December 16, 2010, 12:24:58 AM
Goodbye, cruel world! Oh, oh!! Rosebud...
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: ArtDrake on December 16, 2010, 09:35:19 AM
[With one mighty leap, our hero flew with ease through the skies. But he forgot to plan a landing.
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on December 23, 2010, 12:20:59 AM
"I got the conch!"
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: ArtDrake on December 23, 2010, 09:08:28 AM
"These zombies are totally obedient..."
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Chrono on December 23, 2010, 05:32:47 PM
These aren't the droids I'm looking for. These are --

BOOM!
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Idozen Cair on December 24, 2010, 07:48:44 AM
'Oh don't do it! There's a great future for you!' *slurps coffee*
'WHAT? YOU ACCIDENTLY DROPPED YOUR TRIPLE-OVERDOSE OF SUICIDE-SLEEPING-PILLS INTO MY-'
*thump*
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: ArtDrake on December 24, 2010, 10:28:31 AM
Oh...!

These aren't "Pain Killers"!

These are "Incredible Painful Human Killers"
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on December 24, 2010, 08:18:40 PM
I've developed a resistance- or is that the other poison...
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Chrono on December 25, 2010, 12:41:11 PM
[looks into the mirror]

Any last words?
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: TheWanderingShadow on January 01, 2011, 09:33:07 AM
What was that? ...Must have been the wind.
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Chrono on January 01, 2011, 10:08:20 PM
Pull the lever, Kronk.

...

WRONG LEVER!!
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: ArtDrake on January 08, 2011, 12:21:11 PM
Nonsense! I know exactly what I'm getting myself into!
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Chrono on January 08, 2011, 12:40:22 PM
Hmm, let's see. This is clearly a puzzle. Which tile do I step on?

A.

Oops.
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on January 16, 2011, 12:33:34 AM
As a matter of fact I am feeling lucky.
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: ArtDrake on January 17, 2011, 05:05:47 PM
What does it all mean?
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: HeadShot on January 17, 2011, 05:30:54 PM
My last words:

Curse You Buggy/Pum-Kin/Fyer!
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Steelfist on January 18, 2011, 10:32:57 AM
Oh, it'll be fine!
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: bugfartboy on January 18, 2011, 09:16:50 PM
Now if only HeadShot wasn't the same as his name. :'( oh the humanity!
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: HeadShot on January 20, 2011, 04:33:47 PM
What are you talking about?
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: bugfartboy on January 20, 2011, 05:07:59 PM
(Call it me maintaining the equilibrium.)

Twilly! Quit messing with my Doom Weap (http://www.dfwiki.com/index.php/Doom_Weapons)... DX
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Shadoroq on February 03, 2011, 10:17:00 PM
Chuck Norris isn't so great.
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: cyso on February 05, 2011, 02:01:10 PM
On the Sinister Design Forum, this is a good way to get yourself killed.
I wish for...
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: ArtDrake on February 05, 2011, 10:38:47 PM
Granted. I wish for...
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Chrono on February 07, 2011, 12:09:16 AM
Dammit, I shouldn't get into any more Cat Fights...
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: ArtDrake on February 10, 2011, 04:24:46 PM
I shouldn't have messed with that machine-gun duck... *urk*
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: MikeW781 on February 10, 2011, 07:49:29 PM
Okay.... um..... red wire..... goes with green wire.....
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Chrono on February 11, 2011, 04:45:59 PM
Wait, who filled my water bottle with blood......
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: TheWanderingShadow on February 11, 2011, 05:24:09 PM
Good sir, I'm a rich tourist who lives alone with no relatives or family. I seem to have stumbled into this dark, hidden alley where no one would find, say, a dead body. Would you be so kind as to show me the way out?
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Steelfist on February 11, 2011, 05:26:20 PM
You think you saw something outside? Don't be ridiculous.
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: ArtDrake on February 11, 2011, 09:36:12 PM
We're taking these people to Coruscant.
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Steelfist on February 12, 2011, 03:55:17 PM
It's a million to one chance, but it might just work!
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Idozen Cair on March 04, 2011, 07:55:21 AM
'This? Oh this is just a trickle of ... blood?! AHHHH!!!'

*SMACK!*
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Chrono on March 04, 2011, 06:02:19 PM
Hey mom, look! I can set my pants on fire!

Wait...

?! AAAAAAAAA---
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: TheWanderingShadow on March 07, 2011, 10:02:40 PM
Whoah, that's one huge fist!
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: ArtDrake on March 19, 2011, 07:36:00 PM
Whoa, that's one steely fist!
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: TheWanderingShadow on April 03, 2011, 11:42:37 PM
Punching this kid who is clearly larger and stronger than me will make me look cool! I hope he doesn't pick me up and slam me into the ground...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmwmzpHuWHA
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: bugfartboy on April 04, 2011, 03:51:39 PM
D: Ouch...

(T_T)
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: ArtDrake on April 04, 2011, 05:13:52 PM
Good for Casey Heynes! Finally standing up to the bully.

Er.. those definitely aren't very good last words.

How about, "Bonsai!"?
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Idozen Cair on April 06, 2011, 06:30:18 AM
Beijing, China. Right in front of Chairman Wu.

'4th of JUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNE!!'
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: ArtDrake on April 06, 2011, 06:17:48 PM
[Steps on executioner's foot] "Oh, excuse me."
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on April 09, 2011, 12:04:31 PM
-It works 9 times of 10, trust me.

-how many times have you tried?

-9.

-and it worked each time?

- yeah, where ar you going with this?
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Duskling on April 26, 2011, 01:06:30 AM
Something isn't right... it looks the perfect place for an ambush...
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on April 26, 2011, 11:09:07 PM
Wow, it fits right up my nose, check this out!
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: bugfartboy on April 26, 2011, 11:09:47 PM
Mom... Dad... You're not always right...
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on April 26, 2011, 11:27:07 PM
I'll eat it for a fifty... Gulp
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Duskling on April 26, 2011, 11:29:55 PM
I can explain...
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on April 26, 2011, 11:31:33 PM
It's not what it looks like

Oh you saw her, then yeah that's about what it is.
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Duskling on April 26, 2011, 11:33:51 PM
Oh, you're not mad? Alright, I guess I can tell you the truth.
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on April 26, 2011, 11:35:00 PM
There's no cure for love!? Balderdash!
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Idozen Cair on April 29, 2011, 08:39:30 AM
*clicks gun*
'It's not working.' *looks into gun and pulls trigger*
*BOOM!* 'It's working now and it just blew my eye out.'
*THUMP*
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: ArtDrake on April 30, 2011, 12:42:38 AM
"You'll be dead!"
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: Duskling on April 30, 2011, 12:44:36 AM
"Yeah, I just said that about your mother... what are you going to do about it?"
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: The Holy namelesskitty on May 01, 2011, 01:34:08 AM
Mr. Norris, I'm afraid your taxes are three months late.
Title: Re: Last words
Post by: pruneman on May 08, 2011, 06:48:54 PM
Well, Dr. Sarundipidous, Fifi, my Chihuahua, is really quite tame. Go ahead... Pet her...