You have one line to silence a room, do your best.
We'll start out with a scenario (wedding, child's birthday party etc.) and the next poster stops the conversation and gives a new scenario.
EXAMPLE:
negotiating with the mob
Smartyfarts-
Godfather, I hardly know you screw you and you're whole operation.
Son/daughter saves your life.
Moesiris-
What a wonderful accident you ended up as.
Wedding
Not example anymore.
Scenario: late for wedding.
You know, I'm the father, not him. *Point to the groom*
You are a hostage of a group of heavily armed bank robbers. Police surround the bank.
Correct?
Did I tell you guys that I'm in the SAS? And that, right now, I'm waiting for a reason not to kill all of you without even coming near you?
Situation: Been playing Halon 6:PkIR (it's a bit like Halo) for nine hours straight, multiplayer with your friend next door.
Hey there's this cheat code that got like fifty people banned for life. Wanna see it?
Situation: charity fair.