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Granted. They get pecked out later, after the emu carves serrations in its beak.

I wish for a comfortable chair.

Granted. You make worms very happy.

I wish for an excellent sci-fi book.

Catch it, remove a v, then throw the molotov cocktail back at the attacker, lighting him/her on fire.

Well, then I can grant you a TAZE!!!

I wish I could sing well.

Granted. You never really fully use your memory capacity anyways, so the increase doesn't do much.

I wish I could compose music on my computer.

pit

Granted. You get a papercut one day and don't notice it until you bleed to death.

I wish for a high quality printer with unlimited ink.

Hmm... That would be interesting. I'll wait for people to vote before deciding.

What do shadowlings use for lighting in their homes?

What are Shadowling houses even made of, anyways?

I'm sorry for this, but am I being too off-topic here, or do you just not want to answer?

mitt

Alrighty then! Let's get this straight. What gender should the hero be? Any name suggestions?

What are Shadowling houses even made of, anyways?

I realize that it was probably necessary to set up all of these rules to keep the game going, but don't you think that you guys are taking this stuff a bit too far?

What do shadowlings use for lighting in their homes?

Good sir, I'm a rich tourist who lives alone with no relatives or family. I seem to have stumbled into this dark, hidden alley where no one would find, say, a dead body. Would you be so kind as to show me the way out?