King of the hill

[Steelfist]

We aren't getting tired of it, so you don't. My hill.

[Cypher]

An old friend of mine brings me back to life with a special machine, I get an armor even stronger( if that's possible) than Steelfist's, made of diamonds and I launch a special satellite into space. Still our hill.

[Steelfist]

I turn into liquid steel, which isn't currently hot, and solidify over the hill. In a sense, I now am the hill.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Very well, I use my cute kitty powers to seduce you into into getting off of the hill and giving it to me.

[Steelfist]

I tazer the cat, proving once and for all I do not adore adorable things. My hill.

[pruneman]

i steal your tazer and taze you off the hill



MY HILL :P

[The Holy namelesskitty]

I steal the tazer and stuff it down your throat, you explode my hill :D

[algebra15]

I use a government grant to rebuild the Hill. It's a national park, remember? I let the USA have the Hill. Anyone who wants the Hill will have to go through the right legal process. The paperwork should take several posts to get through.

Meanwhile, I pronounce myself king of the hill, and balance the fung-shuei perfectly, with yin and yang in equal proportions. The hill is now god. I am king of it, therefore I beast-own.
My hill.
The government's Hill.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

I shove a tazer down your throat, you explode too, it's my hill.

[algebra15]

ERROR 0061: Property of static type Proximity of class Tazer cannot be implicitly coerced to type Boolean: < 500 yards == true

Tazer reject.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

error 41, reject not found

[algebra15]

import Package life.reject

Find it now, fool.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

ERROR: hard drive overload, must delete files. Auto deleting life.reject

[algebra15]

I pity da fool that forgets that life.reject was in your C Drive, and thus was not erased; it was a hidden file.

[Cypher]

WHY DO YOU FORGET MY EXISTENCE?