King of the hill

[ArtDrake]

I take away their omnipotence, so that the next person that comes along can actually try to get the the Hill.

[Steelfist]

How?

OK. I restore their omnipotence.

[Steel Ersatz Man]

(You don't have to)

I walk up to the hill and, since nobody would suspect someone who hasn't been on this thread for 30 pages, I can basically take the hill before it's too late to stop me.

P.S. Mwuahaha!   :-*

[ArtDrake]

@Steelfist: with a handy, dandy, omnipotence-removal aerosol spray you can get at a Wal-Mart near you!

[Steelfist]

Damn. I forgot about that aerosol . . .

The ninjas then kill both you and Ersatz Man. My Hill.

[ArtDrake]

If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine...

Oh, well. I guess I may just have to possess one of your ninjas and wreak a little bit of havoc on your ninja group. Since I am skilled in the Jedi arts (I just finished watching Episode II), my ninja that I possess uses the force. That's my explanation.

Then, I send a photon torpedo into your hill-bunker, via a small thermal exhaust port 2 centimetres wide. I think you may or may not know what happens. And I'm pretty sure that you did the Grand Moff Tarkin thing.

Now I have charred hill bits that will reform into a hill in a post or two, after I infuse it with phoenix essence. (I wish torugo would come back. If he just changed his name, I will feel like an idiot)

And it's guarded with Geonosians. With those green orb flinger things that show up once in Episode II.

[Steelfist]

Okay. Knew what you were talking about until the very end. Nonetheless, Star Wars it is, my friend . . .

I train in the arts of the sith (I wasn't near the Hill). Become the best there is, has been, or ever will be. I take control ofthe Star Forge. Retrain the ninjas, who deal with these Geonosians. I defeat you in single combat. I rebuild the Hill, shuttle it into a space station, which is guarded by a limitless fleet. I go into hiding again. The ninjas guard the Hill, are totally loyal and almost invincible. The Hill is also guarded by hordes of well trained sith apprentices. And a guard dog, Chiztkoi, and his 'handler', the supersoldier, Volkov. Who are both totally loyal to me.

[bugfartboy]

I am Starkiller. Steelfist is arrogant. I am truly the most powerful. Play The Force Unleashed I and II. I sneak behind your fleet to your space station. Then I overcome your Sith Guards using my lightsabers. Then I use an unstoppable Jedi mind trick on your ninjas, making them hack each other to little bits. And then I Force Push your guard dog an his handler into deep space by pushing them into an escape pod that we all know your station has. But not until after I leave only the launch key. Nothing else works. I then behead you double lightsaber style and Launch the hill into a space pod that I also share with it. I leave a holographic hill and Steelfist in my wake and flee to a galaxy far far away. And more specifically, the planet know as Earth. I then decide to join Zack and his 1% of the hill in Canada and offer to share. Truce, Zack?

My hill!

[Steelfist]

Nope - sorry. Pease read my post properly.

You can't sneak past the fleet.

I wasn't there.

[bugfartboy]

Acually sneaking past it is quite simple. I merely arrive under the guise of a supply ship pilot.

[Zackirus]

Well, Buggy I accept your Truce (as a NAP not as an alliance) and pour the maple syrup in the glass opposite to mine. I then pull out the chair and wait for you to come.

[Steelfist]

Fine.

I activate a Dr Device on the Earth, destroying you, the planet and the Hill.

I rebuilt the Hill. Rebuilt defenses. The ninjas are also Sith. With lightsaber daggers. And totally loyal. My Hill.

[cyso]

Dr. Device, huh?
I hire Ender, Bean, Dink, Crazy Tom, Hot Soup, and the rest of Ender's commanders to neutralize your defenses and hold the hill.

[Steelfist]

Son of a *****!

Nonetheless. My fleet is LIMITLESS. Not even Ender (Or Bean, if you believe Ender's Shadow) can beat that. Still my Hill.

Off topic - It's a very good series of books, isn't it?

[cyso]

Unfortunately, I can't find the rest of the books in the series. But, from what I read so far, they are pretty good. I distract you with the newest Olson Scott Card book, and take over your fleet for you.