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Zackirus

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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #1395 on: March 09, 2011, 03:33:35 PM »

Still, I think that your gas would take some time to completely corrode everything, giving my computer milliseconds to send information to the mounties in the future.

But I don't want to fight anymore, whether you killed me, or Steelfist, I am still dead...
« Last Edit: March 09, 2011, 03:36:59 PM by Zackirus »
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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #1396 on: March 09, 2011, 04:08:13 PM »

Mmmm... you seem to be all under some unrealistic stream of thought (says the dead cow!).

I go near your bed and shout: WAKE UP!
You all wake up of that silly dream with mechanic armours and all that stuff that don't exist.
I walk away and claim: My Hill.
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Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

Duskling

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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #1397 on: March 09, 2011, 05:55:25 PM »

I butcher the dead cow and make dead meat, which I feed to my hounds. My Hill.
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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #1398 on: March 10, 2011, 09:00:59 PM »

I claim the Hill.

My Hounds!
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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #1399 on: March 10, 2011, 09:07:50 PM »

I tell Smithers to release the hounds... which backfires horribly, and I barely escape with my health intact, as they are your hounds.
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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #1400 on: March 11, 2011, 10:49:59 AM »

I really hate those 'it was a dream' posts.

I can't even be bothered to post.

Thanks a lot, Ert.
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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #1401 on: March 11, 2011, 03:55:35 PM »

I really hate those 'it was a dream' posts.

I can't even be bothered to post.

Thanks a lot, Ert.

C'mon, it was God-mode all over the place!

The hounds, sitting in the top of the hill, puke all the rotten meat that was once my body and leave, searching for real food.
Since Duskling fled from the dogs, it's just me on top of the hill, still dead, chewed and with puke all over the place.
Nevertheless,
My hill!
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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #1402 on: March 11, 2011, 04:36:32 PM »

I wake up from this dream, and it turns out into the 'dream' we were having before (Ert posted the 'wake up' thing) is actually reality, and I burn Ert in his sleep.

My Hill, since you're asleep. Not defending it, though.
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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #1403 on: March 12, 2011, 11:02:30 PM »

I cross-breed the hounds with Maine Coon cats. I get more Maine Coon cats. Go figure.

My Hounds... ! Or cats.... !
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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #1404 on: April 25, 2011, 11:11:27 PM »

I smack Demon Duck over the head with a pipe while he was watching his dogs eat, my... Hill, right?
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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #1405 on: April 26, 2011, 11:54:35 AM »

While the dogs eat your hill (he he he, we can misread, right?), my dead body gets eaten again. Later on, it goes out on the other side (of the dog), together with the hill. So, my hill. :P Disgusting!
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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #1406 on: April 26, 2011, 07:02:49 PM »

I nuke your hill, because of how gross it is.

go to the beach, and make my own hill.
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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #1407 on: April 26, 2011, 07:30:33 PM »

I fart in the water and a giant stinkcloud arises and sticks to the hill. You choke and drown yourself in the ocean, attempting to escape the smell. The cloud then becomes tangible and increases in stinkyness each passing second. I bet you all wish you were farting bugboys. We're immune to poison, gas, and most other things.

My (Stinkin) Hill!
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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #1408 on: June 16, 2011, 12:30:01 AM »

I get a gas mask and take the Hill while Buggy isn't looking.
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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #1409 on: June 16, 2011, 08:05:37 AM »

I tell a bunch of scientists there's a Duskie bird flying around and take the hill whil Duskie-poo is evading the scientists.

My hill!
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