King of the hill

[Steel Ersatz Man]

Technically, parts of objects fall of all the time. If you scratch a rock with a key, granules fall off but you still consider the rock a whole rock. Whichever is the bigger piece, is the hill.

So, my hill.

Your lump of useless dirt.

[Ertxiem]

I dress up as a cleaning person and go up the hill and say:
My, my, what a dirty hill we have here..
I pick up my new vacuum cleaner Aspirare 1234: it really sucks with an extra large bag.
In no time all the dirt is gone and the land is now flat. Meanwhile, you are so perplexed that you don't react.
I calmly go away to my house and I empty the bag in a terrain I own: my hill.

[MikeW781]

I take a piss on the hill, and you all leave in disgust
Meanwhile, i am arrested and forced to do community service for being crazy
FREE HILL

[Zackirus]

I take a flamethorwer and burn the rest of the hill, I then go back to my home and sleep!

[Xemadus Echina]

i warp back in time to when Zack is enjoying his maple syrup and enjoy the maple syrup with him

screw the hill!

oh and by the way the new hill is Mt.Everest now.

[Steel Ersatz Man]

I claim Mt.Everest.

My Mountain.

[Xemadus Echina]

Mt Everest claims your life like many other hopefuls,  Mother Nature's hill.

[MikeW781]

I hire all of the worlds Sherpa's (people that assist Everest climbers) and get them to take me to the top. After some work, they are able to haul up enough equipment to build a self sustaining building for me to live in. The building has many soldier, armed with thermal snipers and RPGs, making ascent for non-authorized people impossible.

[Steel Ersatz Man]

I didn't have to go to the top of it to claim it. I just bought it from whatever country Mt. Everest is in.

My unscalable (inscalable?) mountain.

[MikeW781]

okay, my gaurds killed you on the way up
:-*

[Xemadus Echina]

I cause the natural forces that are creating Mt. Everest (two tectonic plates smashing together creating this shape ^ ) to separate causing your building as well as you to fall into the innards of the Earth.  When they come back together nothing else is changed.  Next person's hill

[Steel Ersatz Man]

Mikew781 never had the hill because I never died, I said so.

My mountain (can we just call it hill again?)

[Zhampir]

I disassemble the mountain into many hills. Now we all have hills. Oh by the by, my hill is better than your hill. My hill

[Steel Ersatz Man]

You're arrested for being hillist (like racist but with hills.)

My hill is now the hill to be claimed, my hill.

[WeBing]

You die from mental retardation poisoning.

Everyone else is a fat farmer.

I buy the land and I become a farmer too.

My hill.