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Steel Ersatz Man

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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #165 on: April 07, 2010, 02:44:37 PM »

Technically, parts of objects fall of all the time. If you scratch a rock with a key, granules fall off but you still consider the rock a whole rock. Whichever is the bigger piece, is the hill.

So, my hill.

Your lump of useless dirt.
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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #166 on: April 07, 2010, 05:05:30 PM »

I dress up as a cleaning person and go up the hill and say:
My, my, what a dirty hill we have here..
I pick up my new vacuum cleaner Aspirare 1234: it really sucks with an extra large bag.
In no time all the dirt is gone and the land is now flat. Meanwhile, you are so perplexed that you don't react.
I calmly go away to my house and I empty the bag in a terrain I own: my hill.
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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #167 on: April 07, 2010, 06:12:44 PM »

I take a piss on the hill, and you all leave in disgust
Meanwhile, i am arrested and forced to do community service for being crazy
FREE HILL
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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #168 on: April 07, 2010, 06:39:22 PM »

I take a flamethorwer and burn the rest of the hill, I then go back to my home and sleep!
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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #169 on: April 07, 2010, 07:17:36 PM »

i warp back in time to when Zack is enjoying his maple syrup and enjoy the maple syrup with him

screw the hill!

oh and by the way the new hill is Mt.Everest now.
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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #170 on: April 08, 2010, 05:11:43 AM »

I claim Mt.Everest.

My Mountain.
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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #171 on: April 08, 2010, 04:39:21 PM »

Mt Everest claims your life like many other hopefuls,  Mother Nature's hill.
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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #172 on: April 08, 2010, 05:18:24 PM »

I hire all of the worlds Sherpa's (people that assist Everest climbers) and get them to take me to the top. After some work, they are able to haul up enough equipment to build a self sustaining building for me to live in. The building has many soldier, armed with thermal snipers and RPGs, making ascent for non-authorized people impossible.
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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #173 on: April 08, 2010, 05:25:48 PM »

I didn't have to go to the top of it to claim it. I just bought it from whatever country Mt. Everest is in.

My unscalable (inscalable?) mountain.
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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #174 on: April 08, 2010, 05:50:22 PM »

okay, my gaurds killed you on the way up
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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #175 on: April 08, 2010, 06:18:57 PM »

I cause the natural forces that are creating Mt. Everest (two tectonic plates smashing together creating this shape ^ ) to separate causing your building as well as you to fall into the innards of the Earth.  When they come back together nothing else is changed.  Next person's hill
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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #176 on: April 08, 2010, 06:28:30 PM »

Mikew781 never had the hill because I never died, I said so.

My mountain (can we just call it hill again?)
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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #177 on: April 09, 2010, 02:48:08 PM »

I disassemble the mountain into many hills. Now we all have hills. Oh by the by, my hill is better than your hill. My hill
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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #178 on: April 09, 2010, 04:19:09 PM »

You're arrested for being hillist (like racist but with hills.)

My hill is now the hill to be claimed, my hill.
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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #179 on: April 11, 2010, 10:04:52 AM »

You die from mental retardation poisoning.

Everyone else is a fat farmer.

I buy the land and I become a farmer too.

My hill.
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