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Author Topic: King of the hill  (Read 201014 times)

Steelfist

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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #330 on: May 24, 2010, 10:14:00 AM »

and how does he do that, being dead, and, beside that, weaker than us?
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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #331 on: May 24, 2010, 11:26:21 AM »

I sneeze. A snot is ejected at high speed and ends up on the ground.
I stare at that little yellow bump on the ground for a while and I realize that I can claim:
My Hill.
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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #332 on: May 24, 2010, 12:19:52 PM »

and how does he do that, being dead, and, beside that, weaker than us?
He isn't dead or weaker than you, so with a wave of his hand while eating a hamburger.
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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #333 on: May 24, 2010, 01:04:26 PM »

the SCP foundation site is shut down and removed so your fantasies no longer exist. Sorry bub welcome back to the real world.  Mine and steelfists hill
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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #334 on: May 24, 2010, 01:23:05 PM »

...your fantasies no longer exist...
Then it looks like my combat training means in rl I win. If I don't get my sources you don't get yours.
Our hill
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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #335 on: May 24, 2010, 07:01:26 PM »

It's so sad being ignored. My (snot) hill, that nobody seem to want.
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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #336 on: May 24, 2010, 08:17:38 PM »

your combat training means nothing since i myself happen to be an expert in the use of weapons such as katanas and shuriken.  Since everybody knows a fist can't stop a blade, i win making it my kill erhm i mean hill.  and steelfist owns it too.
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heres a free verse poem I wrote for school
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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #337 on: May 24, 2010, 08:40:55 PM »

Your comment about a fist not being able to break a blade enrages Steelfist, causing him to break the truce... and your swords, he then kills you, and I "accidently" spill corrosive acid on him and his fist, I won't bother fortifying, but MY HILL ANYWAY!
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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #338 on: May 24, 2010, 08:48:46 PM »

I said combat training. I never said unarmed combat training. Sword and shield, Quarterstaff, arming sword, Poleaxes, Scottish two-handed sword (The place I train actually has one). Me and my western martial arts buddies kill rainen, steelfist and Duskling.
Our hill.
P.S. Shuriken are not weapons. They were to be thrown behind you to discourage chasing you.
Katana Loses to chain-mail or Plate armo,r woot for really armor.
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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #339 on: May 24, 2010, 09:04:03 PM »

I poison your sake, so you and your martial arts buddies all die. My Hill.
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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #340 on: May 24, 2010, 09:12:31 PM »

I poison your sake, so you and your martial arts buddies all die. My Hill.
Sake?
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Steelfist

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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #341 on: May 25, 2010, 08:41:53 AM »

Nobody bothers to explain, after they die, how they came back. Despite this, the corrosive acid wasn't all that corrosive, so I had time to wash it off before it burnt me.

Anyway, I punch Duskling with my steel fist, caving in his head. For good measure, I do the same to you. My hill.

I then equip myself in super-strong steel armour, and research the arcane arts, in all their forms.
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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #342 on: May 25, 2010, 11:19:02 AM »

Armor doesn't prevent imprisonement. I point a lazer at your face, blinding you then I imprison you in a steel cage. Our hill.
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Steelfist

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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #343 on: May 25, 2010, 12:54:48 PM »

My steel-fist is made of denser and harder steel than any other steel, so I punch my way out, and crush your skull with my fist.

I then upgrade my armour to be more futuristic; It is still made of steel, but now has a visor, to prevent blinding.
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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #344 on: May 25, 2010, 02:12:38 PM »

i get a few hundred grenaeds and blow your %(^)$@# bodies up. my hill also as a countermeasure i imprison all your remains in a diamond cage lined with uranium.
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im writing a book!
http://sinisterdesign.net/forum/index.php?topic=236.0;topicseen
heres a free verse poem I wrote for school
You never know
Just what you will find after you
Lost your favorite thing. But
The important thing is that the
Game you play will help you to get by.
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