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[Bromtaghon]

You're attacked by hordes of Grammar Nazis for not capitalizing your sentences, I take the hill and lock you in an interdimensional literary school.

[Xemadus Echina]

     I begin my escape of your literary school first and foremost by confusing the teachers.  In order to confuse them I use perfect grammar and diction via the formation of perfectly coherent sentences.  After my escape, I blow the school up and then meander on back to the hill.  My wordy hill.

[Duskling]

*Sigh* but you set up no defenses blah, blah, blah, and you know the rest.

[Xemadus Echina]

i disintegrate the hill via a wormhole and then leave due to boredom.

[Duskling]

I rebuild the Hill, hire a sniper, and get him to blow your brains out while you walk away from boredom. I also get 100,000 snipers to guard the Hill, who all have night and heat vision goggles to spot any intruders. MY HILL!

[Xemadus Echina]

the bullet passes right through me and i then i look back at the hill before turning back around. As the hill spontaneously explodes in slow motion i put on sunglasses and strut away .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqz5dbs5zmo

[Bromtaghon]

There is no hill, so I can claim it since it doesn't exist.

[Steelfist]

I use my knowledge of the arcane arts to cause me to reform in spirit near the previous location of the hill. I then permanantly attune myself to steel, making myself, in effect, a 'Steel Elemental'. After that, I form my body out of living steel; I feel no pain, and the steel I am now made out of is denser and harder (But as flexible as my previous body) than any other steel. I then make a hill out of steel. Since there is no other hill, the new hill is this one, which I claim.
MY HILL.

[Bromtaghon]

You meet Uxie and stare into its eyes, your memory is wiped and you have no recollection of 'your' hill.  I call the hill and have Dialga place a time line around it, so anyone who goes past the line is warped a thousand years in the past when there was no hill.

[Steelfist]

You're trying to outdo me with pokemon, hmmm... Very well.

I find and befriend mew, who, as the original pokemon, can do anything any other pokemon can do. Mew restores my memory by transforming into Dialga and moving me through time, just in time to stop Uxie from wiping my memory (This time line then becomes dominant, meaning I replace te present me, but keep all the memories). I then find Registeel, my natural ally. Mew transforms into Palkia and teleports us inside the time line, without crossing it. I kill you and take the hill, subjugating Dialga to my will. Mew departs, but promises to help, and Registeel remains to guard the hill. My hill.

[Xemadus Echina]

I call upon the powers of the predator dragon and sacrifice 30 saprolings in order to boost it's power,
http://www.dragonguardian.com/mtgblog/wp-content/uploads/predator_dragon.jpg
after that i summon frankensteins monster and remove all the 30 saprolings from play
http://s3.amazonaws.com/readers/2009/05/28/frankensteins-monster_1.jpg
I bring out fire dragon which then does immense damage to your registeel due to it's effect.
http://www.extensiveenterprisesonline.com/OnlineStore/images/tcgs/mtg/por/fire_dragon.jpg
I contact Nicol Bolas the Plainswalker right after he raids an artifact retrieval camp (he's got 60p from that) who causes you to loose everything with his -9 special effect

due to MTG being infinitely more amazing then pokemon, I completely destroy you.  Also the hill got killed by Nicol using his +3 effect.

[jojolagger]

Time vault and tezzeret.
My hill.
 

[Bromtaghon]

Arceus uncreates you, jojolagger... and you, rainen... and anyone else who intends to steal the hill in this timeline or any other.

[Steelfist]

Due to me being made of steel, I cannot be fully destroyed. A small amount of me was hurled clear, and gradually regenerated into the whole of me.

As the hill got destroyed, I create another one and claim it. This is not stealing. I then kill you.

[Bromtaghon]

You weren't destroyed, you were uncreated, as in, you never existed, period, but okay, even Arceus has flaws.  Mewtwo takes me to the Pokémon Center where I'm resurrected into an undead necromancer, then I pay Zorbak, Noxus, and Sepulchure each a thousand minions so they sic all their creations, including Dracolich Fluffy, on you.