What is your motto?

[Duskling]

If you can't win, be an obstacle.

Winning isn't about being first, it's about making sure that guy you hate is last.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Don't reach for the stars, you'd never reach a burning ball of gas in outer space, even if you did it would burn your hand cleeeeeen off.

[Duskling]

If you go for someone you know you can't have... you'll die alone.

[Chrono]

Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish, he drains your supply faster. Bottom line, keep the fish to yourself unless he is dying.

[ArtDrake]

Not I, said the duck.

[Duskling]

To get anywhere in life, just play the hand you were dealt... then cheat.

[ArtDrake]

Life is NOT like a bucket of oats.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Love is like a euphoric, it makes you feel great for a moment then when you get dumped you have permanent suicidal thoughts.

[Idozen Cair]

If I can't have it/win/succeed, nobody else can!

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Dance like it hurts, love like you need money, work when people are watching.

[ArtDrake]

You forgot "play like you always lose".

Where did you see that?

The original is "love like you've never been hurt, work like you don't need the money, and dance like nobody's watching"... did you come up with this sick, twisted alteration?

I like it.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

I heard the original, and yes I made the new version.

[Steel Ersatz Man]

All I want is the chance to prove that money doesn't make you happy.  :P

[ArtDrake]

"Let us rid you of the karmic burden of the corrupting influence of money. Us being quite pure, we think we can handle it."

[Duskling]

I will now state Mad's motto that I slightly altered.

"When you're in love you eat pie, when you're under stress you eat pie, and if you're about to be eaten by a 5-headed she/he-demon...you eat poison pie to take it with you. >:D"