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Xemadus Echina

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Re: mock the pheonix
« Reply #90 on: July 20, 2010, 05:50:17 PM »

(a few more hours later)

Mandalorian: SIR! I have some good news and some bad news.

Mandalore: good news first

Mandalorian: well the good news is the cooler thawed.

Mandalore: and the bad news?

Mandalorian: well your wife is frozen to the microwave because she thought that phoenix was leftover chicken

Mandalore: >.<

(I'm going to make a topic about this sort of thing now)
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Re: mock the pheonix
« Reply #91 on: July 23, 2010, 09:56:05 AM »

no no, you're supposed to cook the chicken after it's dead.
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Re: mock the pheonix
« Reply #92 on: July 24, 2010, 07:21:34 AM »

Guy, leave that poor bird alone!
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Re: mock the pheonix
« Reply #93 on: July 25, 2010, 11:12:33 AM »

sorry i havent been to the forums lately were going to have put an end to this game since i havent been keeping track of everyones points. sorry. i would also like to say it will be a while before i return to the forums again.
« Last Edit: July 25, 2010, 11:22:21 AM by torugo »
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Re: mock the pheonix
« Reply #94 on: July 25, 2010, 09:22:05 PM »

But we'll miss you, besides we need a nice roaring fire in the winter.
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Re: mock the pheonix
« Reply #95 on: August 07, 2010, 06:58:44 AM »

Aww. I didn't get to insult the pigeon. Can we keep going just for fun?
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Re: mock the pheonix
« Reply #96 on: September 05, 2010, 09:36:47 PM »

Why not? I need somone to insult in place of a certain forum member that gets on my nerves.
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Re: mock the pheonix
« Reply #97 on: September 05, 2010, 09:39:03 PM »

Not me I hope
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Re: mock the pheonix
« Reply #98 on: September 05, 2010, 09:40:38 PM »

Huh-unh. No. I just ressurected a thread!

When it goes plop on a statue, does it melt a bit off?
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Re: mock the pheonix
« Reply #99 on: September 05, 2010, 09:58:34 PM »

Acually you only half resurrected a thread. I started the other half.

Is that a pet or a bad cooking accident?
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Re: mock the pheonix
« Reply #100 on: September 05, 2010, 10:01:05 PM »

Neither It's a weapon outlawed by geneva, but it's so cute... Until you burst into flames.
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Re: mock the pheonix
« Reply #101 on: September 05, 2010, 10:15:47 PM »

Lighters and turkeys don't mix.
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Re: mock the pheonix
« Reply #102 on: September 05, 2010, 10:17:51 PM »

Awwww... Look at the little match. I'm gonna keep you forever!!! Then anytime I need to start a fire, you'll be useless.
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Re: mock the pheonix
« Reply #103 on: September 05, 2010, 10:18:55 PM »

Thanksgiving turkey crossed with baked alaska, lets eat!!
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Re: mock the pheonix
« Reply #104 on: September 05, 2010, 10:20:19 PM »

Pour brandy on it, and you have a "local delicacy" i.e. a local tourist torture device.
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