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mock the pheonix

Started by torugo, June 10, 2010, 09:20:22 PM

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Xemadus Echina

(a few more hours later)

Mandalorian: SIR! I have some good news and some bad news.

Mandalore: good news first

Mandalorian: well the good news is the cooler thawed.

Mandalore: and the bad news?

Mandalorian: well your wife is frozen to the microwave because she thought that phoenix was leftover chicken

Mandalore: >.<

(I'm going to make a topic about this sort of thing now)
im writing a book!
http://sinisterdesign.net/forum/index.php?topic=236.0;topicseen
heres a free verse poem I wrote for school
You never know
Just what you will find after you
Lost your favorite thing. But
The important thing is that the
Game you play will help you to get by.

MikeW781

Quote from: namelesskitty on July 20, 2010, 03:25:17 PM
no no, you're supposed to cook the chicken after it's dead.
gets my award as the funniest one
by far
Currently tied with Zack for the title of Master of Light!

algebra15

Guy, leave that poor bird alone!
This is Gambit. The cards are about to explode. Goodbye!

torugo

#93
sorry i havent been to the forums lately were going to have put an end to this game since i havent been keeping track of everyones points. sorry. i would also like to say it will be a while before i return to the forums again.
mock the pheonix you will burn

The Holy namelesskitty

But we'll miss you, besides we need a nice roaring fire in the winter.
THE CAT IS BACK!!!!!!1!!!

my telepath LP :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuA3DfguEic



bugfartboy

Aww. I didn't get to insult the pigeon. Can we keep going just for fun?

ArtDrake

Why not? I need somone to insult in place of a certain forum member that gets on my nerves.

The Holy namelesskitty

THE CAT IS BACK!!!!!!1!!!

my telepath LP :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuA3DfguEic



ArtDrake

Huh-unh. No. I just ressurected a thread!

When it goes plop on a statue, does it melt a bit off?

bugfartboy

Acually you only half resurrected a thread. I started the other half.

Is that a pet or a bad cooking accident?

The Holy namelesskitty

Neither It's a weapon outlawed by geneva, but it's so cute... Until you burst into flames.
THE CAT IS BACK!!!!!!1!!!

my telepath LP :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuA3DfguEic



ArtDrake

Lighters and turkeys don't mix.

bugfartboy

Awwww... Look at the little match. I'm gonna keep you forever!!! Then anytime I need to start a fire, you'll be useless.

The Holy namelesskitty

Thanksgiving turkey crossed with baked alaska, lets eat!!
THE CAT IS BACK!!!!!!1!!!

my telepath LP :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuA3DfguEic



ArtDrake

Pour brandy on it, and you have a "local delicacy" i.e. a local tourist torture device.