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mock the pheonix

Started by torugo, June 10, 2010, 09:20:22 PM

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The Holy namelesskitty

Stolen line alert WHOOP WHOOP!!!!
THE CAT IS BACK!!!!!!1!!!

my telepath LP :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuA3DfguEic



ArtDrake

What do you mean?

Everyone has a right to think that, not just you.

bugfartboy

APoC: *walks down street and sees bird hanging in butchers window*

Butcher: Can I help you kid?

APoC: How much for the pigeon?

Butcher: Which one?

APoC: The one that looks like a used match.

Butcher: Just take him. I bought him to keep the store warm. Instead all it does is work as a stupid AC!!!

ArtDrake

What's it supposed to be? A flightless grouse with severe burns and rashes?

The Holy namelesskitty

You know your car, yeah... Not anymore, some bird shat on the gas tank.
THE CAT IS BACK!!!!!!1!!!

my telepath LP :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuA3DfguEic



ArtDrake

I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to leave that off the plane.

I thought you said this was a pet-friendly flight.

It is. We just don't let people bring untested organic appliances onboard. In your case, the toaster oven.

torugo

k im finaly back has anyone been keeping score because if not it may take me a while to sum up the heat lvls
mock the pheonix you will burn

bugfartboy

Nope. We haven't. I didn't have a score to begin with though.

The Holy namelesskitty

yeah, I just started with that crack about cooking the chicken.
THE CAT IS BACK!!!!!!1!!!

my telepath LP :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuA3DfguEic



ArtDrake

Turkey + rocket launcher + ammo + 5 seconds = phoenix aka the illegitimate result of a happy meal and a candle.

The Holy namelesskitty

Wait, why is our barbecue flying away?
THE CAT IS BACK!!!!!!1!!!

my telepath LP :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuA3DfguEic



ArtDrake

Setting vomit on fire: only when skua birds are crossed with a blowtorch.

The Holy namelesskitty

THE CAT IS BACK!!!!!!1!!!

my telepath LP :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuA3DfguEic



ArtDrake


The Holy namelesskitty

wow, a talking parrot for five bucks, that sounds great!!

*foom*

now I get it.
THE CAT IS BACK!!!!!!1!!!

my telepath LP :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuA3DfguEic