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Zhampir

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Re: No Pun Intended
« Reply #15 on: July 05, 2010, 09:50:34 PM »

A priest and a rabi walk in a bar, another guy ducks.
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Re: No Pun Intended
« Reply #16 on: July 05, 2010, 11:21:26 PM »

If you step onto a plane and recognize a friend of yours named Jack don't yell out Hi Jack!


I decided that becoming a vegetarian was a missed steak. I'm not a vegetarian.


The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out.


Now matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.


I've been to the dentist several times so I know the drill.


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Re: No Pun Intended
« Reply #17 on: September 19, 2010, 09:10:30 PM »

I thought they were punny. Wow. Hope I don't revive a dead thread.
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Re: No Pun Intended
« Reply #18 on: October 07, 2010, 11:20:43 PM »

Necropost! (Hopefully, this was a good thread!)

A group of terrorists were camped out in a building, and the SWAT team threatened to blow their position with a rocket launcher, they gave up, no longer wanting to live on the other side of the LAW.
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Re: No Pun Intended
« Reply #19 on: October 08, 2010, 04:03:58 PM »

"Darn it! This statue must weigh a ton!"

"Turn it around"

"What good'll that do?"

"Because backwards, it's not"

(Don't laugh, or the consequences will be dire.)
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Re: No Pun Intended
« Reply #20 on: October 08, 2010, 04:53:13 PM »

That gives bad unfunny puns a bad name...


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Re: No Pun Intended
« Reply #21 on: October 08, 2010, 05:55:28 PM »

How about this:

A man, a woman, and a used car seller walk into a bar.
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Re: No Pun Intended
« Reply #22 on: October 08, 2010, 10:25:00 PM »

Eh. I don't get it.
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Re: No Pun Intended
« Reply #23 on: October 09, 2010, 08:51:42 AM »

sorry I don't get it, are you suggesting that used car sellers constitute their own gender?
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Re: No Pun Intended
« Reply #24 on: October 09, 2010, 09:15:23 AM »

Close. I'm suggesting that if the human race is made of men and women...
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Re: No Pun Intended
« Reply #25 on: October 09, 2010, 01:43:18 PM »

Or maybe he thought they deserved their own species.
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Re: No Pun Intended
« Reply #26 on: October 09, 2010, 11:22:07 PM »

Perhaps another homeworld entirely?
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Re: No Pun Intended
« Reply #27 on: October 10, 2010, 06:05:09 AM »

It's obvious the joke isn't. Allow me to try again:

Icy, said the blind penguin, as he picked up the icicle and saw.

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Re: No Pun Intended
« Reply #28 on: October 10, 2010, 06:17:28 AM »

Nope. Don't get it.
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Re: No Pun Intended
« Reply #29 on: October 10, 2010, 09:38:11 PM »

Oh, come on. That one was a triple-entendre, and I worked for 5 minutes on it!

First of all, the penguin is holding an icicle, and it makes sense, and "icy" could mean as spelled, or "I see".

Second, what's a blind person, penguin or otherwise, doing with an icicle and saw?

Finally, saw is both a literal saw, and the past tense of "to see".

Thus, the blind penguin saw, (prompting an "Icy" referring to both the icicle and the saw) because the joke says he did: "... picked up the icicle and saw.

Get it?
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