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Started by The Holy namelesskitty, August 05, 2010, 02:32:49 AM

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Mopman

I wouldnt have room in my head for it.
Why not punch yourself? Or your boss/teacher/parent?
Die swiffers! You'll get it for messin with my woman!

The Holy namelesskitty

Because I would get hurt/fired/suspended (maybe expelled)/ grounded.

Why not listen to great music?
THE CAT IS BACK!!!!!!1!!!

my telepath LP :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuA3DfguEic



Mopman

Ah, but I do. Queen.
Why not become a fan of the mardek series?
Die swiffers! You'll get it for messin with my woman!

ArtDrake

Too late. Already am. But I hate the leveling system.

Why not ask a stupid question?

bugfartboy

Because then stupid people would be posting intelligent questions.

¿uʍop-ǝpısdn ʞlɐʇ ʇou ʎɥW

ArtDrake

Dunno.

Why not shrug life off?

bugfartboy

Because life is too precious to just ignore or claim it came from blue green foamy pond scum.

Why not bow to God at the final Judgement? (If the answer is "I don't believe in God" expect to have a bonfire. With a million sad other people. With you as the bonfire burning eternally. Have fun.)

ArtDrake

#52
Well, the final Judgement isn't coming around any time soon, that's why. And life didn't come from blue-green OR blue green, foamy or otherwise scum, and if it had, it certainly wasn't in a pond. And finally, show me where, on an anatomical diagram of a soul, the nerve endings are. Bonfire? Borrring...

Anyway, at least cyanobacteria's life came from cyanobacteria.

Why not simply accept facts that present themselves, instead of trying to refute them with the claim the Devil is testing our faith?

bugfartboy

Because I don't believe the devil is testing my faith. I believe that the very sinful nature of man is attempting to test my faith.

Why not agree to disagree and avoid theological discussions?

ArtDrake

Oh, because you're the one that brought it up?

Why not just have a peaceable discussion in the Politics section?

Steel Ersatz Man

Because Politics is a very tricky subject with many strong opinions.

Why not change your name to I.P. Freely?
We are the steel alliance. None shall take our hill!

The Holy namelesskitty

Because I don't.

Why not avoid spamming other threads with theological arguments.
THE CAT IS BACK!!!!!!1!!!

my telepath LP :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuA3DfguEic



ArtDrake

Because it's usually Buggy that starts it.

Why not stop meddling in our disagreements over social policy?

bugfartboy

Because of something.

Why not accept that it takes at least two people to argue/fight?
(To use phrases such as So-and-So started it shows immaturity. It takes to people to fight, debate, or argue. Therefore, you are equally as guilty so using phrases as the you used above is shrugging of your own responsibility.)

ArtDrake

Why not accept that sometimes, when your beliefs are misrepresented, trodden on, or had blatant lies told about them, one has to defend them.

Did you know that Jesus Christ was descended from Buddha? That's how your misrepresentation of Darwinian evolution feels to me.