Why not

[Chrono]

Because I have never heard of it.

Why not hold off the replies while I think of one?

[ArtDrake]

Never.

Why not stay up 'til 3:am?

[HeadShot]

Because you will die.

Why not hire Darkling and Shadowboxer, But hire Festus and Anya?

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Because they are creepy dark floating blobs with red eyes.

Why not eat cook-ies?

[Chrono]

Because we shouldn't bite the hand that feeds us.

Why not get a dog?

[ArtDrake]

Because cats are better.

Why not get a cat?

[HeadShot]

Because a dog would scare it.

Why not [spoiler=Click if you wanna know okay? Okay?] Dance at a dance[/spoiler]?

[Chrono]

Although that's what we're supposed to do, I'd rather play chess or TSoG.

Why not make spoilers more interesting?

[HeadShot]

Because EVERYONE hates them.

Why not do

THIS

with your

words?

[ArtDrake]

Because then people wouldn't be able to read them!          *            *             *            *            *             *       *            *             *               *              *

[Chrono]

Why not remember to post your question, Ducky?

[HeadShot]

Because I saw him do that on a FEW posts.

[ArtDrake]

Why not speak for yourself?

[Chrono]

Because he only answers for other people.

Why not fly, ex-kirby?

[HeadShot]

I have NO awnser.

Why not name your self Edius/Edg?