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Corrupt a Wish Foundation

Started by KZ, February 03, 2010, 10:55:15 AM

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ArtDrake

Don't we all... except for gay men, women, asexual humans, and people who've had frontal lobotomies.

I wish for achievement.

bugfartboy

Granted. It eats you. (Wow. I feel really unoriginal today.)

I wish for ducks to crush duckling.

ArtDrake

Granted. Some ducks randomly have a crush on Duckling, and I make out with ducks because I'm just that sort of person.

I wish TAFKabugfartboy understood the true value of immortality.

bugfartboy

Granted. I understand that it is a bad idea for a human body.

I wish for God's return to be soon. (Corrupt it and be cursed)

ArtDrake

Return from where? The first word in the Bible is "In", and the last is "everyone". I think that's all you really need. "God" is in everyone.

I wish for people to see that blind faith doesn't get you anywhere.

bugfartboy

Granted. All aeithiests convert to Christianity.

I wish for people to see that to believe in something good is better than believing in nothing at all.

ArtDrake

I believe that kittens are good, and because of your wish, so does everyone else.

I wish that buggy's last post made sense to me. I really do.

bugfartboy

Granted. You understand that I was saying that believing in something greater is better for you and others. (I'm not going to corrupt that one. Go ahead and tazer me.)

I wish that I wouldn't need to explain myself everytime I make a religion related post.

ArtDrake

You don't. What I meant was

QuoteGranted. All aeithiests convert to Christianity.

in response to

QuoteI wish for people to see that blind faith doesn't get you anywhere.

I wish I knew if buggy was saying that Christianity wasn't blind faith.

Steelfist

Really, try to keep it non-religious. We're here for fun, mainly, and this isn't the topic for a discussion, or for attempting to convert people.

No corruption, or wish. Tazer me at your own risk . . .

ArtDrake

Granted.

I wish for the banana king!!

Steelfist

Wish granted. HE EATS YOU!

I wish for the Banana queen.

ArtDrake

Granted. There are a whole lot of banana princes running around now, owning half of Saudi Arabia.

I wish for apples.

bugfartboy

Granted. They are carniverous.

I wish that Charlie the Unicorn was true.

The Holy namelesskitty

granted, horrible stuff happens to you.

I wish for you two to stop arguing about theology anywhere that we don't want it.
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