Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[cyso]

Granted. She never got mad at you, because someone went back in time and killed her before she gave birth. So now you don't exist.
I wish I could play any song or piece on my cello perfectly.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. The whole world weeps. And gets dehydrated.

I wish to be internationally acclaimed as a writer.

[cyso]

Granted. You are internationally acclaimed as a terrible writer. You are so terrible that people use you as their primary source when they give examples of how not to write.
I wish could program computers.

[Deagonx]

Granted, but you can only program computers to explode.




I wish I had an infinite amount of money.

[cyso]

Granted. It falls from the sky in the form of pennies at an incredibly fast rate. You are soon buried and crushed to death.
I wish I didn't have to rewrite some of this PowerPoint.

[Deagonx]

Granted, you hire someone else to do it. You fall into a great debt, go to prison and meet someone named Big Bobby.



I wish I had a perfect graphics card.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. It is a perfect, flawless chunk of metal with the word "GRAPHICS" on it. It does nothing.

I wish my computer didn't act up around here.

[cyso]

Granted. You leave wherever you are, and bring your computer with you. It starts acting up over there. Then it overheats and dies. You lose all your files.
I wish I could make 5 corruptions that didn't result in the death of the person whose wish I corrupt.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. You very well could, but you simply choose not to. Your loss.

I wish for an emu.

[cyso]

Granted. It pecks your eyes out.
I wish for a non poisoned, healthy,delicious, nutritious apple that I get to eat, and nobody else.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. You eat the apple, and there is nobody else.

I wish for a nonviolent corruption.

[cyso]

Granted. You just posted it, but because you posted it, you had to post a wish, and this one has a violent corruption.
I wish I could see with 20/10 vision.

[ArtDrake]

You could, but unfortunately there's a emu on the loose that's fond of pecking people's eyes out.

I wish for a violent corruption.

[Deagonx]

Your wish was already granted, cyso's eyes were pecked out.


I wish for the power to make a cocacola bottle appear right infront of me whenever I wanted, without anything bad happening to the cola, or me.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. It talks to you when it appears.

I wish for more tic tacs.