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Started by KZ, February 03, 2010, 10:55:15 AM

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cyso

Granted. They're made out of metal. Sharp metal. You, being blind from the emu pecking your eyes out, step on them.
I wish for a bonfire that doesn't kill me or anyone else, or doesn't burn any of my possessions.
...For I am his, and he is mine, bought by the precious blood of Christ.

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Chrono

Granted. The rain puts it out soon after.

I wish Crypt 3 was finished already.
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ArtDrake

Granted. But then you get lost in it.

I wish for both my and cyso's eyes to not be pecked out at the moment.

TheWanderingShadow

Granted. They get pecked out later, after the emu carves serrations in its beak.

I wish for a comfortable chair.
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cyso

Granted. You sit on it, and it breaks.
I wish for someone to email me back their finished PowerPoint.
...For I am his, and he is mine, bought by the precious blood of Christ.

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ArtDrake

Granted, but you bought it from the Microsoft company store, and they emailed their finished product to you. Enjoy! Here's the bill!

I wish for security. I don't feel safe with that emu running around.

cyso

Granted. The security is no match for the emu, so now you are even more afraid of the emu.
I wish I didn't have such a hard time coming up with stuff to wish for.
...For I am his, and he is mine, bought by the precious blood of Christ.

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ArtDrake

Granted. It comes too easily, and you spam a bit, and then you get a warning from Craig.

I wish for someone to fill me in about that game "Rebuild".

cyso

Granted. They fill you in, and keep filling you in, and never stop filling you in until you go crazy.
I wish I could stay up all night and not get sleepy.
...For I am his, and he is mine, bought by the precious blood of Christ.

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ArtDrake

Granted. You don't recognize your sleep deficit until you keel over in a week.

I wish for the emu to obey me.

Deagonx

Granted, the emu obeys you, then revolts againsts you. And takes your male parts.



I wish for infinite ammo in Fallout 2238
I believe in evolution. How else would Charmander become Charizard?

Chrono

Granted. Everyone else has infinite mines and you die stepping on them a billion times.

I wish I could wish wisely.
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Steelfist

Wish granted; you wisely wish to never wish again.

I wish for an evil, vicious and deadly pet, which is totally loyal to me.

Chrono

Granted. It causes so much chaos that your house burns down with both of you in it.

I wish to own a real HK-47.
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Steelfist

Wish granted. HK-47 then proceeds to own you.

I wish to be invincible.