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Author Topic: Corrupt a Wish Foundation  (Read 456653 times)

Ertxiem

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #1935 on: March 08, 2011, 05:32:38 AM »

Wish granted. Now you can wish a system failure.

I wish I was sleepy.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #1936 on: March 08, 2011, 08:20:58 PM »

Granted. You never want to wake up, and you never do.

I wish I could stop wanting to puke.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #1937 on: March 08, 2011, 08:23:34 PM »

Granted, then you puke.

I wish I could listen to jazz all day long.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #1938 on: March 08, 2011, 08:33:01 PM »

Granted. When it ends at night, you start to spazz.

I wish I could make a clone and send him to school in my place.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #1939 on: March 09, 2011, 03:01:13 AM »

Wish granted. However, your clone decides to take over only the good things in your life, leaving you to do the boring stuff.

I wish I had more time.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #1940 on: March 09, 2011, 09:28:30 AM »

Granted, but you run out of space.

I wish you weren't a dead cow.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #1941 on: March 09, 2011, 10:49:31 AM »

Wish granted. I take your life, and return him to his. He is then hit by a car, and dies.

I wish for more.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #1942 on: March 09, 2011, 11:00:22 AM »

Granted. Too much comes and you die of suffocation.

I wish for moderation.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #1943 on: March 09, 2011, 12:05:33 PM »

Wish granted. You are banned.

I wish for an unlimited supply of controlled energy.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #1944 on: March 09, 2011, 03:58:08 PM »

Wish granted. You get all the energy you want, together with an huge electric bill.

I wish I could lend you some money to help you pay your electric bill.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #1945 on: March 09, 2011, 05:14:12 PM »

side note
Actually, if electricity was unlimited in supply, it would be free, but...
Granted. You go bankrupt while helping to pay the infinitely huge bill.

I wish I could kill someone without getting in trouble.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #1946 on: March 09, 2011, 07:56:50 PM »

Granted. But they kill you with a deadman switch bomb. Heh heh.

I wish I had a moon pie.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #1947 on: March 09, 2011, 08:03:29 PM »

Granted. After that, you eat a moon cake and die choking on it because it's too dry.

I wish I could deactivate the bomb.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #1948 on: March 11, 2011, 10:51:38 AM »

Wish granted. There is two.

I wish to be killed painfully.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #1949 on: March 11, 2011, 06:08:56 PM »

Granted. But you don't feel it.

I wish that monkeys were monkeys, fish were fish, and cucumbers were cucumbers.
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