Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[Duskling]

Granted, while you don't overdo it with Deagonx, you overdo it while arguing with everyone else.

I wish for an uncorruptable slice of bread.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But it's covered in doubly corrupted butter to make up for it.

I wish for a butter covered planet.

[Duskling]

Granted, the butter is perfect... but the planet is undergoing a plague at the moment.

I wish for the perfect sandwich.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But it's mine.

I wish for the Holy Grail to be mine forever.

[Cypher]

Granted. The Holy Grail is so old it crumbles to dust as soon as you touch it.

I wish for the power!

[bugfartboy]

Granted.
"You remind me of the man." "What man?" "The man with the power." "What power?" "The power of voodoo." "Who do?" "You do." "Do what?" "You remind me of the man." "What man?" "The man with the power." "What power?" "The power of voodoo." "Who do?" "You do." "Do what?" "You remind me of the man." "What man?" "The man with the power." "What power?" "The power of voodoo." "Who do?" "You do." "Do what?" "You remind me of the man." "What man?" "The man with the power." "What power?" "The power of voodoo." "Who do?" "You do." "Do what?" "You remind me of the man." "What man?" "The man with the power." "What power?" "The power of voodoo." "Who do?" "You do." "Do what?" "You remind me of the man." "What man?" "The man with the power." "What power?" "The power of voodoo." "Who do?" "You do." "Do what?" "You remind me of the man." "What man?" "The man with the power." "What power?" "The power of voodoo." "Who do?" "You do." "Do what?" "You remind me of the man." "What man?" "The man with the power." "What power?" "The power of voodoo." "Who do?" "You do." "Do what?"

Way to go Cypher. It never ends.

I wish that you reminded me of the man.

[Duskling]

Granted.
"What man?" "The man with the power." "What power?" "The power of voodoo." "Who do?" "You do." "Do what?" "You remind me of the man." "What man?" "The man with the power." "What power?" "The power of voodoo." "Who do?" "You do." "Do what?" "You remind me of the man." "What man?" "The man with the power." "What power?" "The power of voodoo." "Who do?" "You do." "Do what?" "You remind me of the man." "What man?" "The man with the power." "What power?" "The power of voodoo." "Who do?" "You do." "Do what?" "You remind me of the man." "What man?" "The man with the power." "What power?" "The power of voodoo." "Who do?" "You do." "Do what?" "You remind me of the man." "What man?" "The man with the power." "What power?" "The power of voodoo." "Who do?" "You do." "Do what?" "You remind me of the man." "What man?" "The man with the power." "What power?" "The power of voodoo." "Who do?" "You do." "Do what?" "You remind me of the man." "What man?" "The man with the power." "What power?" "The power of voodoo." "Who do?" "You do." "Do what?"

Way to go Buggy. It never ends.

I wish that is would end.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But another "is" comes along.

I wish that you didn't remind me of suds.

[Chrono]

Granted. You remind yourself instead.

I wish I didn't have senioritis and a senior project coming my way at the same time.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Now you have a giant boulder rolling your way. And it's on fire. Shooting lasers. And sentient. Gasp!!! It's a Cyboulderg!!!  :o :o :o :o  :D :D :D

Here's what it looks like!!


I wish that the Cyboulderg would leave me alone.

[Chrono]

Granted, but a black hole appears and decides not to leave any of us alone. Game over.

I wish such a thing will never happen though.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But your wish really wasn't granted. Then the Cyboulderg gets us all. Way to go Chrono. :P

Look at the Cyboulderg up above!

I wish that Chrono's previous wish would be granted uncorrupted.

[Chrono]

Granted. Your computer files are now corrupted.

I wish the monkey's paw (an infamous fictional wish corrupter, for those of you who don't know) never existed.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But then it exists for you.

I wish that Time stood still.

[Chrono]

Granted.

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