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Started by KZ, February 03, 2010, 10:55:15 AM

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Deagonx

ERROR: The wish has no real objective.




I wish I had some coke!
I believe in evolution. How else would Charmander become Charizard?

bugfartboy

Granted. You have some choke. That is what you wanted, right? Oh. Your face is turning blue... Hey! I'm talking to you! Don't fall asleep! Grr... Of all the nerve.

I wish that reboots weren't nessesary.

Deagonx

Granted, now full system restorals are required.



I wish for a better president of the united states.
I believe in evolution. How else would Charmander become Charizard?

ArtDrake

Granted. About two years ago.

I wish you luck in reading the newspapers more carefully.

Deagonx

Granted, I get luck. Bad luck... Bastard.    :'(




I wish that this weekend lasted forever!
I believe in evolution. How else would Charmander become Charizard?

bugfartboy

Granted. I keep working on the back of my shed weekend after weekend, always losing the progress I'd made. I then kill you to eliminate he will behind the wish.

I wish that my dads shed was done being built, and wouldn't be destroyed or harmed in any way.

Deagonx

Granted, but anything to be put into it disintegrates




I wish that everyone liked me :D
I believe in evolution. How else would Charmander become Charizard?

Ertxiem

Wish granted. Everyone likes you... with roasted potatoes.

I wish we weren't cannibals.
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

Deagonx

Granted, you werent cannibals. You all are now.   :'(




I wish that I had the ability to make people forgive me.
I believe in evolution. How else would Charmander become Charizard?

bugfartboy

Granted. But they hold grudges longer and with more fervor.

I wish I knew what fervor meant.

The Holy namelesskitty

Granted, but Bugfartboy already knows four moves, delete a move to make room for granting, Bugfartboy forgot EAT...

*Bugfartboy starves to death*

I wish for more awesome hats.
THE CAT IS BACK!!!!!!1!!!

my telepath LP :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuA3DfguEic



bugfartboy

Granted. They're mine.

I wish that I would relearn "Eat".

The Holy namelesskitty

granted but Bugfartboy must forget a move to relearn EAT...

Bugfartboy forgot DRINK and learned EAT

Bugfartboy dies again, this time of thirst.

I wish for others to understand that they are perfect.
THE CAT IS BACK!!!!!!1!!!

my telepath LP :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuA3DfguEic



bugfartboy

Granted. But you're wrong.

I wish that I would relearn "Drink" without forgetting "Eat" or "Breathe".

The Holy namelesskitty

granted, instead you forget speak/type, your life is now a meaningless existence filled of torment of being unable to verbally or in any other way communicate/ :-[ :-[
THE CAT IS BACK!!!!!!1!!!

my telepath LP :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuA3DfguEic