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Author Topic: Corrupt a Wish Foundation  (Read 440767 times)

ArtDrake

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2265 on: July 08, 2011, 10:07:30 AM »

Granted. It has two CPUs, but only one fits.

I wish I had a domestic silver fox.
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Deagonx

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2266 on: July 08, 2011, 12:59:27 PM »

Granted, you have a fox made of silver. Pure, silver.


I wish I had TSoG
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I believe in evolution. How else would Charmander become Charizard?

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2267 on: July 08, 2011, 07:33:47 PM »

Granted. But Craig encounters a bug, can't squash is, and ends up putting a virus in TSoG that destroys every copy of TSoG that it comes into contact with.

I wish that my computer would start liking me again.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2268 on: July 08, 2011, 07:35:06 PM »

Granted. It likes you... a bit too much. 0.0

I wish for a stack of graham crackers.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2269 on: July 08, 2011, 07:36:29 PM »

Granted. Mmm... Those were good. Want em? I'm sure I can induce vomiting to get em back for you. :P

I wish that Minecraft would like me again.
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Ertxiem

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2270 on: July 08, 2011, 07:38:07 PM »

Wish granted. Minecraft likes you again, but now it's you that don't like it.

I wish that somebody could find a cure for a disease.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2271 on: July 08, 2011, 08:02:45 PM »

Granted. It's a cure for Deadis Cowicus. Also known as Dead Cow Disease. Strange people in white labcoats hold you down and give you an injection of the stuff, and you come back to life. :P

I wish that Craig would give me a copy of PA2 for free, with nothing required from me except to accept it.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2272 on: July 08, 2011, 08:05:56 PM »

Aaaaaaaaaaaaah. Noooooo. I'm alive again. You will pay for this, bugs killing (yes, I mispronounced your name on purpose :P ).

Wish granted. However, the second after you get your copy of PA2, your computer breaks down.

I wish I was a dead cow again.
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ArtDrake

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2273 on: July 08, 2011, 08:31:15 PM »

Granted, but you die of Dead Cow Disease; such a horrible way to die.

I wish for potato skins to be stiched together to make a suit.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2274 on: July 09, 2011, 12:54:00 AM »

Granted, but you die of Dead Cow Disease; such a horrible way to die.

I wish for potato skins to be stiched together to make a suit.

Granted, but it is very flimsy, smells bad, and rots away after a few minutes.


I wish I had a 100 % discount at McDonalds on all items.
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Ertxiem

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2275 on: July 09, 2011, 05:20:29 AM »

Wish granted. However, you start to dislike McDonalds food.

I wish I wasn't so happy for being dead again.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2276 on: July 09, 2011, 07:44:58 AM »

Granted. I bring you back to life. Be happy about that!

I wish my computer hadn't broken down.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2277 on: July 09, 2011, 08:18:55 AM »

Wish granted. Your computer has broken up. It still doesn't work.

I wish for another reversal on the life/dead polarity status of myself.
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ArtDrake

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2278 on: July 09, 2011, 09:11:44 AM »

Granted. You try to wear a rotten potato skin suit, and you acquire a bacterial infection. Enjoy being dead...

I wish for a chocolate suit of armor so I can deal with penguins effectively.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2279 on: July 09, 2011, 11:41:41 AM »

Granted. But you get hungry and eat it.

I wish I were a Mack truck.
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