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Author Topic: Corrupt a Wish Foundation  (Read 414008 times)

Duskling

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2400 on: October 29, 2011, 03:46:21 PM »

Granted, but your video card is so bad that the better card isn't a very big improvement.

I wish I had more free time.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2401 on: October 29, 2011, 10:34:47 PM »

Granted. The free time chooses not to allow you to spend it.

I wish I had something better to do.
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Chrono

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2402 on: October 30, 2011, 08:03:26 AM »

Granted. You get into an accident while having fun with whatever it was, and are now in hospital wishing you didn't make that wish.

I wish I didn't end up getting only 3 hours of sleep for the past 36 hours or so.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2403 on: October 30, 2011, 09:28:48 AM »

Granted. Instead of spending time wishing, you slept.

I wish for more time.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2404 on: October 30, 2011, 09:15:40 PM »

Granted. While the amount of time you can spend each day increases, the number of days you can spend decreases.

I wish for more wishes.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2405 on: October 30, 2011, 09:26:42 PM »

Granted. Now it's my turn to make a wish. See how it works?

I wish that I didn't have to go to school until 10:00 in the morning.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2406 on: October 30, 2011, 09:34:10 PM »

Granted. School now ends at 10 pm.

I wish I had a proper wish to make.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2407 on: October 31, 2011, 08:47:16 PM »

Granted. I properly corrupt it.

I wish for more sleep.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2408 on: November 02, 2011, 01:47:27 AM »

Granted. You sleep for eternity.

I wish I could control time like a CD player.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2409 on: November 02, 2011, 02:24:26 PM »

Granted. A CD player doesn't control time; neither do you.

I wish I could jump as high as a house. Granted; houses can't jump.

I wish I could corrupt my own wishes.
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Chrono

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2410 on: November 03, 2011, 09:06:20 AM »

Granted. You corrupt yourself along with your wishes.

I wish for a genie.

I wish Duckling didn't grant his own wish.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2411 on: November 24, 2011, 02:42:40 AM »

Granted. He corrupted It.

I wish that... Bacon.
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Chrono

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2412 on: November 24, 2011, 06:23:31 AM »

Granted. Bacon gets eaten. Not by you.

I wish I could make better wishes.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2413 on: November 24, 2011, 02:48:57 PM »

Wish granted. You now can make butter wishes. The bread is optional.

I wish I could make better and less greasy corruptions. They might be taxed someday, who knows... :P
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2414 on: November 24, 2011, 05:04:51 PM »

Granted. Your income decreases along with your taxes.

I wish I could make a movie and make a profit of US$1 billion.
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