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Author Topic: Corrupt a Wish Foundation  (Read 328681 times)

Steelfist

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2445 on: December 19, 2011, 09:43:27 AM »

Wish granted. This causes a paradox, and you are stuck in a loop of wishing and not wishing, until the genie gives up and just smites you.

I wish the genie was nicer to people who don't think their wishes through properly.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2446 on: December 19, 2011, 01:45:59 PM »

Granted. However, the same thing happens to you, since your wish was in the past tense. The genie goes through being nice and not nice to ill-thought-out-wish-wishers, but finally gives up and settles on dropping a wet fish on your head from twenty feet.

I wish for a better language.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2447 on: December 19, 2011, 09:29:16 PM »

Granted. It's English. :D

I wish to be more emotionally outgoing in a safe manner. It's not good to keep yourself bottled up you know.
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Steelfist

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« Reply #2448 on: December 20, 2011, 05:57:30 AM »

Wish granted. However, this makes you somewhat . . . irritating. You find yourself with no friends, unable to bottle up your emotions and stop crying for long enough to find some new ones.

I wish for an unnatural disaster.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2449 on: December 20, 2011, 06:10:21 AM »

Granted. You pass gas. DX

I wish for survival.
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Steelfist

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2450 on: December 20, 2011, 06:58:04 AM »

Wish granted. I survive. You don't.

I wish for my survival.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2451 on: December 21, 2011, 11:44:07 AM »

Granted. But I steal it from you when you aren't looking.

I wish for Ertxiem's survival.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2452 on: December 21, 2011, 02:44:11 PM »

Wish granted, for a femtosecond.

I wish I had a bicycle.
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Steelfist

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2453 on: December 21, 2011, 03:52:58 PM »

Wish granted. Unfortunately, you forget how to ride one. Fortunately, this doesn't affect you, as I steal it from you while you aren't looking.

I wish for a non-corruptive genie.
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« Reply #2454 on: December 21, 2011, 07:14:46 PM »

Granted. But you can't expect an already corrupted genie to not corrupt this wish. So your efforts are in vain.

I wish for nine big yachts to dock on my chest, cutting off blood circulation to my entire body.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2455 on: December 24, 2011, 11:01:17 PM »

Granted. The genie had to bend space and time for that to occur, meaning that you have some very small, 5000 ton yachts sitting on you.

I wish for a biscuit.
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« Reply #2456 on: December 25, 2011, 01:20:29 AM »

Granted. But I burned it. And then smothered it in animal innards.

I wish for a decent biscuit. I don't care who gets it.
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« Reply #2457 on: December 25, 2011, 05:04:32 PM »

Granted. The biscuit is fully clothed -- that is, it's decent.

I wish for a cool smiley face.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2458 on: December 25, 2011, 08:42:41 PM »

Wish granted. 8) However, it's armed with a machine gun and starts to fire at you. Run!

I wish that the decent biscuit will find a decent job.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2459 on: December 25, 2011, 10:21:25 PM »

Granted. It's decent job is as a male stripper, losing it's decent clothes.

I wish the decent biscuit with a somewhat decent job would get a decent paycheck.
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