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ArtDrake

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2730 on: November 25, 2012, 08:03:43 PM »

D-dooh zhadoo, bah-bahhh! It's bugfarboy!

Granted, but you're as miserable as everyone else, because you have to listen to your theme every time you walk into a room.

I wish for slightly less misery upon all existence, because enough people commit suicide as it is. It's quite sad, really.
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Ertxiem

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2731 on: November 26, 2012, 05:01:43 AM »

Wish granted. From now on, people will only mutilate themselves horribly.

I wish I could be 10% more efficient with the things that I have to do using at most 9% more time.
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ArtDrake

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2732 on: November 26, 2012, 05:04:58 PM »

Granted. However, your newfound efficiency leads to lots of downtime that you spend baking cookies, and you become rather chunky.

I wish I had downtime for cookie-baking.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2733 on: November 27, 2012, 08:53:07 PM »

Granted. Sadly, I eat all your cookies and become rather chinky as well. (Corrupt-ception! D: )

I wish for fewer cookies.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2734 on: November 27, 2012, 09:03:08 PM »

D-dooh zhadoo, bah-bahhh! It's bugfarboy!

Granted. There are no more cookies left. Ever.

I wish someone [me] would play that awful entrance theme on the drums and record it, for the benefit of the world.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2735 on: November 28, 2012, 05:08:33 PM »

Granted. Sadly it sounds nothing like we know it should and you follow me into nonexistance in despair.

I wish for $1000 to donate to the TT Kickstarter. I think it'd be interesting to have a villain of my (co)design to appear in the game.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2736 on: November 28, 2012, 05:48:29 PM »

デュデュー、ジャードヴァッパー、ヴァグファーツボイです!

Granted. You have all $1000 dollars you need, but you accidentally squander them on soft drinks.

I wish the Japanese version of the forums hadn't felt the need to translate your entrance theme into Japanese.
[www.sinisterdesign.jp -- check it out!]
[Actually, don't. It doesn't exist.]
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2737 on: November 28, 2012, 06:59:13 PM »

Granted. It felt the need to translate it into Yenkahs.

I wish for the pitbull of pity.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2738 on: November 29, 2012, 08:26:32 PM »

Sihyahaaaamba kuchen yeneh kwenkos, sihyahamba kuchen yeneh kwenkos (kwenkos!).

Granted. However, you are promptly attacked by the rottweiler of rot, and develop gangrene.

I wish for your old theme back.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2739 on: November 29, 2012, 10:16:23 PM »

Granted. But you age in the process and are now waaaaaaay past your ducky expiration date. Sorry, but you must leave... Now.

I wish you didn't have to go.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2740 on: November 29, 2012, 11:27:29 PM »

Granted. I don't. However, I ensnare the soul of another innocent duckling and take its body as my own. Expiration date renewed.

I wish for less English homework, because that class is just about pointless. English I taught me everything it's teaching me and more.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2741 on: November 30, 2012, 12:40:55 PM »

Granted. You have less English homework, and instead are required to write an 80 page English paper over the history of punctuation. I would say you fail, but I'd rather not be deterministic.

I wish for faster vehicular acceleration.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2742 on: November 30, 2012, 04:11:52 PM »

D-dooh zhadoo, bah-bahhh! It's bugfartboy!

Wish granted. Squashhhhhed you were (like a bug) against your seat due to the 100g acceleration of your brand new vehicle. You are now as thin as a sheet of paper.

I wish to dance.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2743 on: November 30, 2012, 07:50:29 PM »

Granted. It's the boogie, and you turn into one. Have fun!

I wish for fewer depressed people and more suicidal people.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2744 on: December 01, 2012, 07:28:52 PM »

D-dooh zhadoo, bah-bahhh! It's bugfartboy!

Granted. More people are perfectly happy, yet suicidal for no apparent reason. Good flippin' job.

I wish my friends weren't unhappy.
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