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Author Topic: Corrupt a Wish Foundation  (Read 178924 times)

Bromtaghon

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #480 on: May 26, 2010, 03:38:39 PM »

Granted, this hamster is Hamtaro, and everyone is jealous; you get mugged and Hamtaro is stolen.

I wish I knew what the uncorrputible wish was.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #481 on: May 26, 2010, 04:18:50 PM »

Wish granted. You know what the incorruptible wish was, but you can't formulate it with words.

I wish I had 10% less work.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #482 on: May 26, 2010, 05:12:53 PM »

Wish granted, but the original percentage was 10,010%, which is now only 10,000%, hurray for you!

I wish for even more anti-freeze.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #483 on: May 26, 2010, 10:40:22 PM »

Granted.  You're disappointed that you have the anti-freeze since your life was basically a whole story of a journey for anti-freeze.  You die.  And 10% of 10,010 is 1001, so he only has 9009% of his work left to do.

I wish it was always 11:11.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #484 on: May 27, 2010, 08:20:10 AM »

Wish granted. Time stops on 11:11, and nothing ever happens again.

I wish for space.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #485 on: May 27, 2010, 04:25:16 PM »

Granted, you suffocate in space.

I wish for anti-freeze!!!
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #486 on: May 28, 2010, 05:31:22 AM »

Granted. You forget to wash your hands after using it and you get poisoned because you infect your food.

I wish I had a big apricot, a plain untouched uninfected unpoisoned apricot.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #487 on: May 28, 2010, 10:12:03 AM »

Wish granted. you eat a unique species of apricot; it is huge, and venemous (not poisonous). You die in agony.

I wish for a blood orange. Just a plain, tasty (but not enough to have any adverse effects), untouched, uninfected, unpoisoned, non venemous blood orange. With no blood.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #488 on: May 28, 2010, 11:46:23 AM »

Granted. The orange though is past it's expiry date and tastes like ****.

I wish i had a wish to wish.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #489 on: May 28, 2010, 12:15:11 PM »

I said the orange had to be tasty, remember?

Anyway. Wish granted; you just used it.

I wish for my previous wish to have a proper corruption; READ IT THIS TIME!
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #490 on: May 28, 2010, 03:16:03 PM »

Wish granted, it was corrupted far too properly and you fall into a deep depression on how you're not proer enough for it.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #491 on: May 28, 2010, 04:03:33 PM »

In what way does that relate to my wish?

Anyway. I drain your life and torture your soul for eternity!

I wish for corruption.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #492 on: May 28, 2010, 04:43:26 PM »

Granted, corruption on you!

I wish for anti-freeze!!!

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #493 on: May 28, 2010, 10:55:42 PM »

You wished for anti-freeze... which appears on the other side of the world.  (You didn't wish you had anti-freeze.)

I wish for a thermal detonator.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #494 on: May 29, 2010, 02:20:31 AM »

Wish granted. It blows up it your face.

I will repeat my wish, as no-one as done a proper corruption of it yet.

I wish for a blood orange. Just a plain, tasty (but not enough to have any adverse effects), untouched, uninfected, unpoisoned, non venemous blood orange. With no blood.
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