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Author Topic: Corrupt a Wish Foundation  (Read 344819 times)

Bromtaghon

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #570 on: June 12, 2010, 09:02:09 PM »

Granted, but you get kicked out into the kitchen.

I wish I had dinner.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #571 on: June 12, 2010, 09:02:47 PM »

Granted, it was poisoned.

I wish that I understood why Brom hates me so much.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #572 on: June 12, 2010, 09:04:59 PM »

Granted; you understand, and he hates you all the more for it.

I wish I was immune to everything under and over the sun.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #573 on: June 12, 2010, 09:06:49 PM »

Granted, but "everything" got sucked into another universe, so then "everything else" got dropped into our universe and destroyed you.

I wish for ice cream.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #574 on: June 12, 2010, 09:10:22 PM »

Granted, but it was rocky road pumpkin flavor.

I wish for an episode of SNL. I just missed it, I think.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #575 on: June 12, 2010, 09:13:27 PM »

Granted, but, in my mind, SNL stands for "Snoozers Never Laugh," so you didn't miss the episode, but you died of boredom.

I wish for a sequel to Star Wars: Republic Commando that was complete and didn't suck.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #576 on: June 12, 2010, 09:16:49 PM »

Granted, but you love it too much and can never find joy again in life, and so end up at the senior center playing GOLF. Ugh.

I wish to repent.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #577 on: June 12, 2010, 09:18:02 PM »

Granted, but you are kicked out of the game for a third attempt at stopping it.

I wish that every time algebra15 forgot to make a wish, he would get tazered.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #578 on: June 12, 2010, 09:20:15 PM »

Granted, but the tazer doesn't work. Stungun type, or shot type?

I wish that I could have 10 seconds to edit my post before someone jumps on it and tazers me.

and reread my previous post.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #579 on: June 12, 2010, 09:21:27 PM »

Granted, but the person who tazers you felt like changing it to 5 seconds.

I wish that algebra (the subject) didn't exist.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #580 on: June 12, 2010, 09:23:26 PM »

Wish granted, but then the satellites fall out of orbit because the calculations would be impossible.

I wish no one would taze me at all!
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #581 on: June 12, 2010, 09:26:17 PM »

Granted, but twos did.

I wish that I could always be that clever.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #582 on: June 12, 2010, 09:28:21 PM »

wish granted. No one, two, or three likes a person who is clever all the time...

I wish "no one" was spelled diferently, like as one word.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #583 on: June 12, 2010, 09:30:08 PM »

Granted, "no one" is now spelled "noone," but no one is still no one.

I wish that I could be able to smile.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #584 on: June 12, 2010, 09:36:43 PM »

Wish granted. You could be able to, were you able to be happy.

I wish for this wish to be left uncorrupted.
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