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Corrupt a Wish Foundation

Started by KZ, February 03, 2010, 10:55:15 AM

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Bromtaghon

Granted, but you get kicked out into the kitchen.

I wish I had dinner.
Quote from: Tastidian on July 02, 2010, 02:52:50 AM
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

Current Elemental Master of Cryokinesis.

Duskling

Granted, it was poisoned.

I wish that I understood why Brom hates me so much.

algebra15

Granted; you understand, and he hates you all the more for it.

I wish I was immune to everything under and over the sun.
This is Gambit. The cards are about to explode. Goodbye!

Duskling

Granted, but "everything" got sucked into another universe, so then "everything else" got dropped into our universe and destroyed you.

I wish for ice cream.

algebra15

Granted, but it was rocky road pumpkin flavor.

I wish for an episode of SNL. I just missed it, I think.
This is Gambit. The cards are about to explode. Goodbye!

Duskling

Granted, but, in my mind, SNL stands for "Snoozers Never Laugh," so you didn't miss the episode, but you died of boredom.

I wish for a sequel to Star Wars: Republic Commando that was complete and didn't suck.

algebra15

Granted, but you love it too much and can never find joy again in life, and so end up at the senior center playing GOLF. Ugh.

I wish to repent.
This is Gambit. The cards are about to explode. Goodbye!

Duskling

Granted, but you are kicked out of the game for a third attempt at stopping it.

I wish that every time algebra15 forgot to make a wish, he would get tazered.

algebra15

Granted, but the tazer doesn't work. Stungun type, or shot type?

I wish that I could have 10 seconds to edit my post before someone jumps on it and tazers me.

and reread my previous post.
This is Gambit. The cards are about to explode. Goodbye!

Duskling

Granted, but the person who tazers you felt like changing it to 5 seconds.

I wish that algebra (the subject) didn't exist.

algebra15

Wish granted, but then the satellites fall out of orbit because the calculations would be impossible.

I wish no one would taze me at all!
This is Gambit. The cards are about to explode. Goodbye!

Duskling

Granted, but twos did.

I wish that I could always be that clever.

algebra15

wish granted. No one, two, or three likes a person who is clever all the time...

I wish "no one" was spelled diferently, like as one word.
This is Gambit. The cards are about to explode. Goodbye!

Duskling

Granted, "no one" is now spelled "noone," but no one is still no one.

I wish that I could be able to smile.

algebra15

Wish granted. You could be able to, were you able to be happy.

I wish for this wish to be left uncorrupted.
This is Gambit. The cards are about to explode. Goodbye!