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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #975 on: July 26, 2010, 08:47:54 AM »

granted, you are in the 813th comic strip of the comic foxtrot
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #976 on: July 26, 2010, 11:34:36 AM »

Granted, but at the sight of the game still going you kill yourself in frustration.

I wish for a lumberjack to come crashing on the Ritz Carlton.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #977 on: July 26, 2010, 01:03:38 PM »

Wish granted. The lumberjack is a terrorist lumberjack, carrying a breakthrough weapon, that, upon detonation, destroys the earth.

I wish for the end of something non-living.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #978 on: July 26, 2010, 05:07:55 PM »

granted, the earth ends.

I wish for a word starting with the letter "g"
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #979 on: July 26, 2010, 05:18:08 PM »

Granted.

I wish for a bunch of candy.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #980 on: July 26, 2010, 11:35:50 PM »

Wish granted; it's man-eating candy. Candy eats you!*

*You may or may not be in soviet Russia.

I wish I knew . . .
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #981 on: July 27, 2010, 12:41:50 AM »

Granted. The truth is so horrible, you commit suicide.

I wish I had a wish to wish
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #982 on: July 27, 2010, 05:06:49 AM »

Wish granted.

I wish to live, be immortal and be free. For eternity, unless I choose to end my own life.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #983 on: July 27, 2010, 07:21:57 AM »

Granted. You are alive, immortal and free, but in space, so you float around for eternity, eventually commiting suicide out of pure boredom.

I wish I saw the end of The Mist.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #984 on: July 27, 2010, 12:38:44 PM »

Wish granted; it's not a nice ending. Seriously. Ironic, yes. Amusing, in a sick way, yes. Nice? I think not.

I wish that I had wished for a wish to wish this wish.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #985 on: July 27, 2010, 08:56:14 PM »

Granted, wait, I'm confused.

I wish that I didn't have to wish
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #986 on: July 27, 2010, 08:59:39 PM »

Granted, you didn't have to, but you did anyway.

I wish for a ton of candy to fall from the sky on... someone... other than me.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #987 on: July 27, 2010, 09:05:59 PM »

Granted, it falls on your mother.

I wish for something that can't harm me directly or indirectly
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #988 on: July 27, 2010, 09:07:24 PM »

Granted, there's a new bomb with the ironic title of "something that can't harm me directly or indirectly." You can guess what happens next.

I wish for the cat to stop forgetting to post topics in "Train of thought."
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #989 on: July 27, 2010, 09:08:46 PM »

Granted now the cat forgets to post addendums everywhere else
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