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Started by KZ, February 03, 2010, 10:55:15 AM

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The Holy namelesskitty

granted, you are in the 813th comic strip of the comic foxtrot
THE CAT IS BACK!!!!!!1!!!

my telepath LP :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuA3DfguEic



Duskling

Granted, but at the sight of the game still going you kill yourself in frustration.

I wish for a lumberjack to come crashing on the Ritz Carlton.

Steelfist

Wish granted. The lumberjack is a terrorist lumberjack, carrying a breakthrough weapon, that, upon detonation, destroys the earth.

I wish for the end of something non-living.

The Holy namelesskitty

granted, the earth ends.

I wish for a word starting with the letter "g"
THE CAT IS BACK!!!!!!1!!!

my telepath LP :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuA3DfguEic



Duskling

Granted.

I wish for a bunch of candy.

Steelfist

Wish granted; it's man-eating candy. Candy eats you!*

*You may or may not be in soviet Russia.

I wish I knew . . .

Cypher

Granted. The truth is so horrible, you commit suicide.

I wish I had a wish to wish

Steelfist

Wish granted.

I wish to live, be immortal and be free. For eternity, unless I choose to end my own life.


Cypher

Granted. You are alive, immortal and free, but in space, so you float around for eternity, eventually commiting suicide out of pure boredom.

I wish I saw the end of The Mist.

Steelfist

Wish granted; it's not a nice ending. Seriously. Ironic, yes. Amusing, in a sick way, yes. Nice? I think not.

I wish that I had wished for a wish to wish this wish.

The Holy namelesskitty

Granted, wait, I'm confused.

I wish that I didn't have to wish
THE CAT IS BACK!!!!!!1!!!

my telepath LP :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuA3DfguEic



Duskling

Granted, you didn't have to, but you did anyway.

I wish for a ton of candy to fall from the sky on... someone... other than me.

The Holy namelesskitty

Granted, it falls on your mother.

I wish for something that can't harm me directly or indirectly
THE CAT IS BACK!!!!!!1!!!

my telepath LP :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuA3DfguEic



Duskling

Granted, there's a new bomb with the ironic title of "something that can't harm me directly or indirectly." You can guess what happens next.

I wish for the cat to stop forgetting to post topics in "Train of thought."

The Holy namelesskitty

Granted now the cat forgets to post addendums everywhere else
THE CAT IS BACK!!!!!!1!!!

my telepath LP :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuA3DfguEic