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Corrupt a Wish Foundation

Started by KZ, February 03, 2010, 10:55:15 AM

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Cypher

Granted, but they're made by my grandma (uurrghghhhh!)

I wish these letters stopped moving.

bugfartboy

Granted. So does your heart.

I wish for really good tacos

Duskling

Granted, but Duskling steals them.

Duskling wishes for a budgie.

bugfartboy

Granted. But you forget what it is.

Bugfartboy wishes to know what a budgie is.

algebra15

Granted -- it's a kind of elephant.

(no, actually it's a bird)

I wish for time to end.
This is Gambit. The cards are about to explode. Goodbye!

bugfartboy

Granted. It does for you. The rest of us go along like normal.

Bugfartboy wishes for a dish of wish fish wishes on a silver wish fish dish.

algebra15

Granted, but it looks like it came out of Dr. Seuss.

I wish for toothpaste. I can't find mine.
This is Gambit. The cards are about to explode. Goodbye!

bugfartboy

Granted. It's someplace on your body that bugfartboy can't mention without getting banned.

Bugfartboy wishes that they didn't look like they came out of doctor seuss.

pruneman

granted, but they look so ugly they burn your eyes

pruneman wishes people would stop talking in the third person
pruneman is awesome!!!!!!!!!

bugfartboy

Granted. You start doing it.

I wish I didn't have band camp all morning.

koertchen

Granted, but you have orchestra.

I wish my parents let me try coke.
I've choked on bubble gum 3 times. Yes, 3.

algebra15

Granted. It's the best thing ever, and you're addicted.

I wish not for the world to end, nor for time to go at an incredibly fast rate for me, but for the whole  world's time to stop. That way, when I needed a sandwich, I wouldn't have to wait for lunchtime.
This is Gambit. The cards are about to explode. Goodbye!

The Holy namelesskitty

granted, but then due to its lack of orbit the earth is pulled into the sun.

I wish for even more regulars (within the bounds of reason)
THE CAT IS BACK!!!!!!1!!!

my telepath LP :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuA3DfguEic



bugfartboy

Granted. They hack you.

I wish for a kitty cannon.

Duskling

Granted, bugfartboy magically became a kitty. bugfartboy can guess the rest.

Duskling wishes for a giant chocolate bar to fall on his head.