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Started by KZ, February 03, 2010, 10:55:15 AM

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Ertxiem

Wish granted. You are flying your brand new ornithopter when a sandworm arises and eats you.

I wish I was wiser.
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

KZ

Wish  granted- you're too wise for your own good. For your great wiseness, you're banished from society, as they feel inferior in your presence.

I wish good times lasted longer.
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Ertxiem

Wish granted. Good times now last longer for everyone. However, you will never have another good time in your life ever again. Sorry.

I wish I wasn't twisted.
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

KZ

Wish granted, you're now no longer twisted: you're simply spiralling out of control, feeling rather globular and behave like a complete square. There- sorted!

I wish there were no time differences on Earth!
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ArtDrake

Granted. There is no sun, and we all freeze.

bugfartboy

Granted. Tazer the algebra!!!

I wish for something personally constructive.

ArtDrake

Granted. You are constucted personally from Play-Doh.

I wish people would always have mufflers on their cars. Hearing the engine noise really gets annoying.

bugfartboy

Granted. It becomes law and you ignore it, get a ticket, and get thrown in jail.

I wish my Geometry homework was done correctly and now.

ArtDrake

Granted. Oh, no, wait. That's me.

I wish I knew whether bugfartboy was in high school or in middle. I'd better use my mad detective skizzles.

bugfartboy

Granted. But the knowledge hurts your head. (highschool)

I wish for self satisfaction.

Ertxiem

Quote from: algebra17 on September 04, 2010, 01:47:34 PM[...]
I wish people would always have mufflers on their cars. Hearing the engine noise really gets annoying.
Wish granted. Everyone will start carrying mufflers hanging from the rear mirror because everyone will think it's pretty (even if it's useless against engine noise).

Quote from: bugfartboy on September 04, 2010, 03:32:02 PM[...]
I wish for self satisfaction.
Wish granted. However, it's soon gone.

I wish all vehicles made less noise when passing by.
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

bugfartboy

Granted. You think they make less noise, but really you've gone deaf.

I wish I was a math genius.

Duskling

Granted, but you forget all other subjects.

I wish for a Snickers bar.

bugfartboy

Granted. It's gone bad and rock hard, you bite it, and loose all of you teeth.

I wish for everyone but me to get diarrhea.

Duskling

Granted, but you get constipated, much worse than diarrhea in my opinion.

I wish for chaos all over the world. :-*