Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted. However, all US citizens are running after you. Run!

I wish you could run faster.

[ArtDrake]

Granted, and it's you that is eaten by a bear when we go camping.

I wish that 1010011010 was the number of the beast.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. You're the beast.

I wish people would click the lower link in my sig.

[ArtDrake]

I didn't need to -- I saw the link URL in the status bar. Nice one.

I wish for home.

[Duskling]

Granted, but it was a time traveling home that traveled to the Twin Towers on Spetember 11, 2001.

I wish for a biscuit. ;D

[ArtDrake]

Granted. You choke on it.

I wish I weren't so stressed out.

[Duskling]

Granted, you are so calm that the whole world vanishes to you.

I wish for a cookie that I wouldn't be able to choke on, but would be able to eat.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

granted, it's poisoned.

I wish for stealth knife to make it into TSoG

[ArtDrake]

Granted, but it's because someone stabbed a stealth knife into your computer screen whilst you played TSoG.

I wish people would understand that having the whole world dissappear wouldn't be a bad thing for me.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Then they disappear.

I wish that Duckling wasnt so down right now.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. I'm now up for execution. Way to go.

I wish that my kitten Tigby didn't have a hankering for legs.

[bugfartboy]

Granted, it now has a hankering for noses.

I wish for a pet kitten.

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted. However, it's eaten by your violent pet canary.

I wish I didn't have to clean up my stuff.

[KZ]

Wish granted: instead, your stuff cleans you up in the same way you clean it up. And yes, that includes everything!

I wish one didn't need to sleep.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. You stay awake forever and go insane. Then the nice people in white coats come and take you to a nice padded room. Nice to see you roomie!!

I wish for protection.