Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[TheWanderingShadow]

Granted. So many shadows follow you around that you never feels the sunshine again.

[bugfartboy]

Because it's your first time failing, I'll excuse you. But forget to post a wish and it gets you a TAZE.

I wish that fire was dark.

[ArtDrake]

Granted.

God said "Let there be fields, an electrical field and a magnetic field." And there were fields, and it was good. And God said "Let the electrical and magnetic fields have zero divergence. And let the curl of the electrical field be the change of the magnetic field with respect to time." And it was so. And God said "Let the curl of the magnetic field be the product of the permittivity and permeability of the void with the change of the electrical field with respect to time."

Because of that, light has negative energy, and fire is dark.

I wish that people wouldn't assume light was easy to create.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Instead they believe that God created light with just a sentence.

I wish you wouldn't make things so complicated.

[ArtDrake]

Granted, but I dipute the meaning of the word so, and as such, make things a little less complicated. Do you honestly not go with the whole electromegnetic theory because it conflicts with your belief?

I wish Buggy would answer.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But with an answer that puts all your long and meaningless theories to shame.

I wish for pain on others that I don't care about that doesn't hurt me, love from those whom I love without hurting me, and respect from those who don't respect me without hurting me.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Granted they all die, now what, well we're screwed.

I wish for no more science/religion debate, just get along and coexist.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But you then we hurt you. Maybe the debates are healthy?

I wish to be taken seriously.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

You are, the sciences of biology, paleontology, anthropology, and medicine collapse and are replaced with blind faith. (I am not choosing sides, I am saying that if religion prevailed over science there would be problems, the same goes if science prevails over religion.)

I wish for a monkey.

[TheWanderingShadow]

Granted. It's a rabid howler monkey.

I wish for world peace. (Yea, right.)

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Then the aliens come and earth is ripe for the plucking.

I wish for cats to rule the world.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. They rule your world.

I wish that I would die after performing tomorrow. I wish that I would just sit down andy heart would stop beating and my lungs stop breathing.

[TheWanderingShadow]

Not Granted. Why? What are you performing at?

I wish Bugfartboy is okay.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Granted, how could you?? TAZER THE SHADOW!!!!!

I wish for holy war to be revived.

[TheWanderingShadow]

Lots of people die.

how could you??

I wish THN would tell me what he means.