Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Instead you are as in love with it as I like it. Sucks to be you! And don't hate on a game. You always had the choice to leave it.

I wish for a Skull Staff of Doom. Oops. Already have one. I wish I could upgrade it without needing to upgrade my account.

[Steelfist]

Wish granted; it's totally free, so nobody pays anymore and it is shut down.

I wish for a shrunken head, that was not my own.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. It's your other head named Tealfist. You are an insanely powerful being right? Then why wouldn't you have two heads?

I wish for 3:00 pm.

[HeadShot]

Granted. ITS 4:34.

I wish to be offline.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But you get banned for bot being able to do something incredibly sime such as pressing the logout button at the top of the page.

I wish for a Diabolic Staff.

[Duskling]

Granted, but, as it turns out, you are not diabolical enough to wield it.

I wish for a carton of chocolate milk whose expiration date is far from now.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. It's a couple decades in the past. You drink it and get terribly sick.

I wish for a wig.

[HeadShot]

Granted. People laugh at you.

I wish Fyer was Blue.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Blue green.

I wish I was green again.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. Nothing I can do about it.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. TAZE!!!

I wish for my doggy. It's so cute and warm and fuzzy...

[Chrono]

Granted. But you're warmer than him and end up burning him a little. He yelps and hides in a corner to wait for your fire to die out, which never happens.

I wish people could treat animals as more than just animals.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. They revert back to idol worship and animals are treated better than people. Now that's sure to get Ducky worked up. And I am so not okay with the outcome of your wish. And my dog is a she. So my doggy is fine. :)

I wISH Ev3RYON3 WuOLD SPAAk NOOOB11!11!1!! loL

[Steelfist]

GRANT3D DUE 2 DA INABILITY 2 COMUNICAET PROPARLEY DA WORLD FALS APART!!111111 OMG AVENTUALY W3 FIGURE OUT A LANGUAEG TAHT WORKS DA CURANT ON3!1!11111! OMG WTF

Thank you, noobspeak converter.

I wish for more power.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. It breaks apart the molecular bonds in your body and you vaporize.

I wish for English speaking NOOBS.