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Corrupt a Wish Foundation

Started by KZ, February 03, 2010, 10:55:15 AM

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Chrono

Granted. Your hand gets fried in it and you slowly die of radiation poisoning.

I wish not to feel pain.
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TheWanderingShadow

Granted. You get a papercut one day and don't notice it until you bleed to death.

I wish for a high quality printer with unlimited ink.
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Kaseke

Wish granted. It's so high quality, that it makes thigns real. You accidentally print a dinosaur...

I wish that it was february 19th already D:
If you seek it, you can find it. Freedom can be attained.

MikeW781

Granted, but you now face a bunch of people who are REALLY MAD that you just skipped Valentines day on them, as they had purchased expensive gifts for the occasion.

I wish for a small, painless, medically unnoticeable increase in my memory capacity.
Currently tied with Zack for the title of Master of Light!

TheWanderingShadow

Granted. You never really fully use your memory capacity anyways, so the increase doesn't do much.

I wish I could compose music on my computer.
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Kaseke

Wish granted. Your computer crashes, literally.

I have nothing to wish for, I got 19th ;)
If you seek it, you can find it. Freedom can be attained.

TheWanderingShadow

Well, then I can grant you a TAZE!!!

I wish I could sing well.
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Chrono

Granted. You still break the glass anyway, which lands on your head...

I wish I was professionally home-schooled my entire life until now.
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Deagonx

Granted, but the fact that you changed the past means that it is now different, different in a way that causes you never to wish that wish, the time space continuum disrupts, the world ends.
Dick.



I wish for it to be 11/11/11
I believe in evolution. How else would Charmander become Charizard?

MikeW781

Granted, but then you realize that date has no significance of any sort, aside from having a nice looking arrangement of numbers. This realization depresses you.

I wish for the perfect techno song- just the right amount of buildup and intensity.
Currently tied with Zack for the title of Master of Light!

Deagonx

Granted, the song is created. Though it isn't sold anywhere, is on no albums, and you can't pirate it.


I wish it was 6:00 in the morning already.
I believe in evolution. How else would Charmander become Charizard?

cyso

Granted. You don't notice it, so you're late to whatever it is you're going to.
I wish for my homework to be done.
...For I am his, and he is mine, bought by the precious blood of Christ.

Anyone want to find the rest of the words?

Steelfist

Wish granted. It's done badly, and you are forced to do it again. Yourself.

I wish never to have to wish if I do not wish to wish.

Deagonx

Granted, but the few wishes you DO wish, are corrupted.


I wish I didn't have a fever
I believe in evolution. How else would Charmander become Charizard?

Kaseke

Wish granted. Instead you have a Bieber fever.

I wish that I didn't have to read for tests so much.
If you seek it, you can find it. Freedom can be attained.