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Started by KZ, February 03, 2010, 10:55:15 AM

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Chrono

Granted. You live a boring life because you win effortlessly against everyone.

I wish for more fun!
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ArtDrake

Granted. Emu style!

Quote from: Deagonx on February 20, 2011, 01:52:41 AM
Granted, the emu obeys you, then revolts againsts you. And takes your male parts.

I wish to have my male parts back.

Chrono

Granted, but they no longer function. Sorry! Better luck next time.

I wish I could see the future.
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TheWanderingShadow

Granted. What you see drives you mad. MAD!!!

I wish I could extend the length of a day at will.
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ArtDrake

Granted. will doesn't approve.

I wish for better work ethic.

Chrono

Granted. Everyone is too content and starts slacking. All businesses go down in a matter of weeks. TAZE!!

I wish I could make my own movie.
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cyso

Granted. It costs a lot to make, so you loan money from a bank. The movie doesn't do so great, so you don't have enough money to pay the bank back.
I wish I could travel in time.
...For I am his, and he is mine, bought by the precious blood of Christ.

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TheWanderingShadow

Granted. You travel into the future, and end up embedded inside a mountain.

I wish I was immune to tazers.
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cyso

Granted. We switch to machine guns as punishment instead.
I wish I weren't encased in a mountain.
...For I am his, and he is mine, bought by the precious blood of Christ.

Anyone want to find the rest of the words?

Chrono

Granted. You drown instead.

I wish I could stop time.
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TheWanderingShadow

Granted. You stop with it.

I wish for the emu to leave.
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\_/\_ /   |_|\'\  \ \ / /  |_\_ |  \ \_./   O

cyso

Granted. It leaves the forum and goes straight to your house.
I wish I weren't hungry.
...For I am his, and he is mine, bought by the precious blood of Christ.

Anyone want to find the rest of the words?

ArtDrake

Granted. Emu sandwiches!

I wish the emu weren't an undead emu. It's really starting to freak me out.

cyso

Granted. The emu is resurrected, and it starts pecking people's eyes out again.
I wish I had eye protection to protect me from the emu.
...For I am his, and he is mine, bought by the precious blood of Christ.

Anyone want to find the rest of the words?

TheWanderingShadow

Granted. It only covers one eye.

I wish I could draw the TRPG Hero properly.
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\ \/  \/ / '| _  \  / / \ \  |  \| |  / /  _  |_|
\_/\_ /   |_|\'\  \ \ / /  |_\_ |  \ \_./   O