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Corrupt a Wish Foundation

Started by KZ, February 03, 2010, 10:55:15 AM

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ArtDrake

By hand or on the computer?

I wish for dugungs to not be a threatened species. DON'T HURT THE DUGUNGS IN YOUR REPLY!

Chrono

Granted. They hurt you.

I wish.
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cyso

Granted. Painful/lethal corruption.
I wish I knew how to write AS4.
...For I am his, and he is mine, bought by the precious blood of Christ.

Anyone want to find the rest of the words?

Chrono

Granted. By the time you finish, they're on to AS8, rendering AS4 useless.

I wish for no corruption.
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ArtDrake

I don't grant and corrupt, then.

I wish for another emu to get rid of the first one.

Steelfist

Wish granted. It gets rid of the first one, then proceeds to peck out your eyes.

I wish for a pet striil. Aren't they just adorable . . . and vicious . . . but totally loyal . . . aww . . .

ArtDrake

Granted. You forget to feed it one day...

I wish for my eyes back.

Steelfist

A striil would just go hunting, rather than eat it's master.

Anyway, you get your eyes back. The Emu takes them again. I think it just sees you as an 'all you can eat' buffet.

I wish for an army.

Ertxiem

Wish granted. Now you have one arm smaller than the other. Everyone calls it "army".

I wish I were more organized.
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

Chrono

Granted. You don't get used to it, however, and end up wishing to be less organized.

I wish for a faster computer with better graphics while keeping my old computer.
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ArtDrake

Despite the fact that the wish is made in the duration of time in which you do possess your old computer, the new computer still destroys your old one, bringing that period of time to a screeching halt. Enjoy!

I wish for DOCTOR WHO Season 6 to start.

Chrono

Granted. You make the producers rush it, so the series ends up becoming so bad that no one watches it. Season 7 never comes out, and the world blames you.

I wish for more, better anime.
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ArtDrake

Granted, but it's all about Catfights, Overloads, and InjectionFails. Good job.

I wish I had time and an explanation.

cyso

Granted. The explanation is so complicated you use up all of your time trying to understand it, but you still don't get it.
I wish my school cafeteria would serve Chick-fil-a at lunch.
...For I am his, and he is mine, bought by the precious blood of Christ.

Anyone want to find the rest of the words?

Chrono

Granted, but you get indigestion.

I wish I could forget what I want to forget and remember what I want to remember.
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